Jumpcut! Episode 1 - Off Script
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- Hand over the money, boy!
I swear, the last deposit you’ll ever have is a silver bullet!
- Alright, you can take every dime!
Just please don’t hurt me!
- Heh heh heh heh!
Like taking candy from a baby!
- You know, it isn’t kind to steal from others…
- What?! Who do you think you’re talkin’ to, boy?!
- They call me sheriff McCoy…
Job’s to wrangle up grungey crooks like you and stop ya from pillagin’ the poor folks in his town.
And I recommend you return that bag before someone gets hurt…
- Yeah, right!
I ain’t leaving this place empty-handed!!
- Aight,
I’ve got… all…
day…
- CUT!!!
- Huh?
- …Is it finally break time?
I need a nap…
- What is this? This isn’t part of the script!
- What are you talking about? We’re saying exactly what's on the paper.
- Let me see that!
I didn’t write any of this!
Ryan, did you change up my stuff again?
- Relax, Trev; I just made a few edits in this scene only, that’s all.
- But this is the seventh time you revised my screenplay!
- Well…it’s just that…
your writing just kind of…
sucks.
I want to make sure the script is as perfect as it can be.
Trust me, these revisions are an improvement.
Remember who got 1st in the school’s screenplay contest last month?
- You stole that from me!
It even has my name engraved on it!
- Hm?
- Wh-Hey!
- So, are we going back to shooting or…
- Noononononono! - So, are we going back to shooting or…
- Noononononono!
I am putting my foot down!
- Ughh...
Can we not do this again?
- You promised that you’d incorporate both of our creative visions into this!
- Trevor!
We’re like a year into production, and we aren’t even close to finishing this movie!
You’re being stubborn as hell!
…Jasper keeps stealing our things!
…Kendrick’s acting sucks!
- Hey! …Kendrick’s acting sucks!
- Hey!
…And someone keeps stashing bugs into my walls!
- …Y-Yeah...not...not cool, guys.
- How are we gonna get rich and famous off of our movies when we’re obviously not getting along?
- Hey man, don’t look at us.
You’re the ones getting into fights every time we shoot.
- We don’t fight...
We just have… some…
creative differences.
- Tsch. Yeah, cause beating each other up over our actor’s bandana color is just “having some differences.”
- It should’ve been purple!
Purple represents power! Courage! And mystery!
- And so will both of your swollen eyes when I kick your ass again!
- Maybe if you two just settled your differences and acted more professionally, like in a real film production,
we would actually get things done around here.
- Maybe if Ryan didn’t write such poorly structured stories riddled with inadequate dialogue,
maybe we wouldn’t have to deal with this!
- Must be hard yapping with that thesaurus up your butt!
- Gimme that script!
- Get off of me, dork!
Nice going, idiot.
- grrRAAGH!!!
- Ow! Get your hands off me, freak!
- I’ll show you who did what! - Ow! Get your hands off me, freak!
- Jesus Christ, not again... Guys! Cut it out!
- Scurry, little one! Run while you still can!
- Oh god, guys! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!
- Hold still, dude, I gotchu!
- AUH!
- 3D glasses-wearing loser!
- I’m gonna kill you! - 3D glasses-wearing loser!
- 3D glasses-wearing loser!
- You’re ruining my hair, get off now!
- Get your feet out of my face, jerk!
- HEY! Guys, get this idiot off of me! - Get your feet out of my face, jerk!
- HEY! Guys, get this idiot off of me!
- Screw you, you stupid- - HEY! Guys, get this idiot off of me!
- Screw you, you stupid-