Chinese Mayor invites us to his home
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Imagine you woke up in a random ass city
in China and then a bunch of Chinese
people came up to you like a damned zoo
animal and they were poking at you
because you're driving a motorcycle and
you convince them.
>> Yeah. For us, we don't have to imagine.
It's just it happens every morning.
>> No, I'll give you that.
>> They love the whites. What did I tell
you?
>> They love the whites.
>> Okay. Can I Michael? I don't think it's
>> this one. It's this way.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But you're you're holding it
like it's an ancient Chinese script. I
think it's this way.
>> You think it's this way? Yeah.
>> No, it's like sedoku. It's like down.
>> Like what?
>> Goes like I don't think I think I don't
think that's a word.
>> That's a What do you mean? It can't be.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Like that.
>> Nah, I don't think so.
>> Oh, Welcome back to Tip to Tip.
>> All right, we are back, baby. Let's go.
>> Let's go. Where's the 207? I
miss her already.
>> This is it, Michael. We're on the 207.
>> Oh, right. Yeah, cuz we got off and then
we uh finagled in the town and then came
back to her. This This should be as free
of a day as possible. And I think the
weather's going to stay this way
forever. It's a nice day out. It's not
too cold. It's not raining.
>> I heard it'll never go bad again for the
rest of our trip.
>> Just interstitial cuts of us in pouring
rain.
>> That would be really funny in theory. In
theory, that'd be what?
>> That's the theory of it.
>> Uh what elevation do you think we're at?
Cuz we climbed a lot yesterday.
>> I think we're high up, bro. I won't lie.
>> It feels high. Yeah. I mean, we went
down for sure a bit, but like that
initial upies we did, I don't think we
ever came back down from.
>> Absolutely not. Yeah. I feel like
mammoth.
>> Yeah. Yesterday I was having a hard time
getting a breath when we got to this
town. I can't tell if it's cuz it was
high up or because we were tired or
because my airbag vest had
>> But there might be a fourth reason in
there. Michael,
>> what is that?
>> You see, Lily had a zin once and now
Michael smokes cigarettes every day.
Well, I didn't even include that cuz
it's just like a daily couple couple
pack.
>> Just a couple pack. How could that
affect my lungs?
>> Just a daily couple. No, I think it's
cuz we were cold.
>> Small concern. Uh like my gloves are
sping wet,
>> dude. Yeah, you must be really cold
right now.
>> It cannot be getting better.
>> I'm in my final form. That's the issue.
Like I don't have any warmer gear than
this.
>> Yeah, I I think this is the coldest day.
I think yesterday was probably the
coldest day. This will be the second
coldest day and then it'll warm up as we
get north to Beijing.
>> And sorry, you're saying wait just you
think it's going to warm up as we go
north to Beijing?
>> Yeah. Historically, yeah.
>> Yeah. Okay. All right. I buy it. Uh
well, we found the city from the guy Sha
>> Shai. There's a city apparently 300 km
north called Shampai, which I think is
our today's goal cuz 300 km should be
pretty achievable. So hopefully
>> hopefully. It always feels like we
should get like more hours of driving.
It feels like the days go by so fast.
>> Yeah, dude. That's the tentative
tip curse is you're like, "What day is
are we on?"
>> It's always It's always a different
number than you think.
>> Yeah, it always is. Dude, I got bags on
my feet just like last year.
>> You got bags on your feet?
>> Yep. Dude, what happened last year? I I
don't know. We were so in
Hokkaido and then both of us just
completely forgot how bad it was and
then didn't buy any like super awesome I
mean you got waterproof boots which is
awesome. You got no nicer gloves. You
got no nicer no waterproof
jacket. We tried the pin lock but guess
I'm dumb. Oops.
>> Yeah, we
>> guess I'm a dumbass. No, we
suck.
>> Uh yeah, it's because time goes by and
you know what? I literally looked up. I
was like, "Does it rain a lot in China
this time of year?"
>> Yeah. And GPT was like,
"No, China is very aid. It does not rain
this time of year." And I was like,
"Hell yeah, it's not going to rain
once."
>> Yay.
>> And then it rained more than I've seen
in the last two years of my life.
>> Anyway, we're going to ride down the 207
until we get some food.
>> Um, Drake, where's the road
since the 207 just hung itself?
What?
>> So, we were coming down the 207 just
looking for a place to eat, a little
santing, maybe a bathroom,
>> and and then it just ends. You
see where that kid's walking?
>> Yeah.
>> I think it's over there, but I don't
know. I don't
>> You hear that, too, right? What?
Arliho.
>> Bye-bye. Shout out to that homie. This
is the 207.
>> Is that what he said?
>> I think he said it can go to the 207.
>> Oh,
>> I think we said cuz we definitely got
207 across and then he went it can go.
>> That's good. Yeah. I mean, he's going.
>> All right. Uh, well, come see what the
207 looks like.
>> Okay.
Okay. Yeah. Easy enough.
>> Like, what do you Come on. What do you
mean?
>> This is up. How does it just end?
It's like four lanes. It's like a
fourlane road terminates to this.
>> Okay. Well, just keep just keep powering
through.
Just keep going, I guess.
>> Wait, this is pretty.
>> Yeah. Is it like
food?
>> Is it a beauty?
>> Oh, okay. This is an interesting pickle,
brother. I don't know where we are
anymore.
Okay. Whoa. Wait. What the?
Um,
>> you know,
>> okay, it's kind of betting north kind
of.
>> Yeah. Country road.
>> We may have just lost the love of our
lives, though.
>> Uh, how did we do that? How do we keep
letting her slip through our fingers?
>> There's no way. There's no way. It's the
207, right? There's no way.
>> Yeah, there's no
>> Never in a million years. We must have
just lost her.
>> Well, we're going north. I I guess we
just keep driving.
>> No, nothing much else we can do.
>> All right.
Get a little bit of gas in me. Hey, Guo.
>> Joel. Joel.
>> Hey, dog.
>> So,
in Japan on the last tip of tip, you
might remember like the comb beanies.
We'd stop there for food basically every
day. And China is kind of more similar
to the states where a gas station will
have a convenience store attached. The