THIS IS HOW I GOT 300 AP IN 10 MINUTES
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Okay, let's theory craft the next nunu skin in league of legends of legends. Skin lines
Academy. No Academy. No bad Age of Rune. What the is ages of Runeterra? The freljord. You call them a.
That's the base game. Okay, whatever. Animatech battle bunny. Ooh, no Primordium. Ooh. We could have meatball Nunu.
Black frost could be cool. Black frost. Nunu could be cool. Right? Right.
293k points in Anivia. Ah, this guy ain't shit. Mike Yana has 3 mil points. This guy's never seen a woman in his entire life.
Forever and real. Where's a better moustache, Boris or me?
Imagine having your coochie eaten out by that guy. Okay? You would get. You would get. You feel like.
It would feel like someone sweeping you downstairs with a fucking broom. Okay? Not ideal in my opinion.
Connie,
wait.
Come on,
come on.
Flash.
What a lovely start, lads. Rare croc angle. Rare Omega rare croc angle. We go again. No,
we go again now. Oh yeah. Does he have flash?
Oh,
I'm going base. Lovely Jubly. Let's go both side. Egg and bacon. Egg and bacon.
I'm gonna assume Mr. Warwick took both of the crabs. Oh, me.
Well, that's just not very nice, is it? By the way, we win this.
By the way, we don't.
Thank you so much for the grump. Yeah. Guys,
come on the lads.
Come on the moist. What's the worst gonna happen?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Can we get a voice check on that? That didn't hit the wall. On my screen on my way up.
Oh,
no.
Oh,
clapped.
Drinker.
Drinker.
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. 301. Beautiful. Good job to my sac Rooney. I just want to get topling like. This is so much fun.
Let's go.
You're dead, mate. If he leaves. I give 50 subs. By the way. No cap. Yeah, exactly. That's right, Tom.
Have a day off, mate. Boss Lane is chilling, guys. I don't need to be there babysitting them, wiping the rest of the.
Taking a. Brushing their teeth, holding their dick whilst they pee. All the things my dad used to do because they have.
They have a soraka. They're fine. By themselves. Okay, never mind. We lost. Okay, this is the plan. He's gonna press R and I'm gonna win anyway.
Okay, never mind. I shouldn't waste time on that guy anymore. Honestly, like, low key. Okay,
Army. Why not? Want more? Come on. What are you doing?
I will not give my shutdown to a carry. I will not give away my shutdown to a carry. Amen. I will,
guys.
Oh,
oh, oh, oh.
Strong
man Fight has no ar.
Fight has no heart.
And now flash again because I predicted it.
Let's go, base. Oh, wait. We don't have Rabadon yet, so we can't base.
We can't base before Rabadon. It's quite simple. No, if I die now, we lose the entire game. So let's just not die now.
That's quite simple as well. Okay. Okay. 3K gold. Go base. 3. 3K. Actually, can I base now? Yes, we can.
The 10 minute Ramadan. The 10 minute Rabadons. And it's not like I got lucky this game. Let's be honest, guys.
It's more like I made them unlucky by being queued up against me.
Oh my God. He's been walled.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my God. Egg and bacon. There's a yield plant there again. I didn't even know that.
On the way,
I used to want to test my damage. By the way. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm.
I grief it.
Free. Oh, dear God damn it. I'm so sad. Live. Live a bit longer. Live a bit longer. Live a bit longer.
Live a bit longer. Live a bit longer.
The second passive. Yes. Or he's got basic passive right now. I'm gonna save you, Queen. I'm coming. I'm coming.
The dam is double. What the.
That's a caluminium. Don't snatch it.
Soraka.
Soraka.
We gonna have to shield a bit here, okay? I don't think I can press w. Okay. Fuck. Here we go. We start with this guy.
He likes kids the most. We get rid of them one by one in this world. Exc.
Nah.
What?
Coming.
Wait, when did I die? Oh, yeah. Everything just came back to me. Coming,
darling. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Okay, what we're gonna do is this. We're gonna. We're gonna do this. Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
Don't want me.
Ow. Ow.
Someone in my YouTube comment section once said, Ke, if you go Banshee's first item. Every game. You will win every game.
So I'm gonna do that now. Ok, let's go. Banshee. Second item and never loops against Anivia. Sounds good.
Let's go. Rift Arm. Milio. Milio. Mil. Mil.
Anyone see my damage
at 10 minutes and I can't even kill a support.
Nice. 15, 20. 18, 20. We got a stall time here.
Yeah, I got him.
Ash, please.
Through the wall. Through the wall. What? Did I just make this through the wall? I did that.
I'm gonna unstop. I don't think it's gonna work. Oh dear. Oh my God. I'm doing so much but so little at the same time.
Holy moly.
Oh God.
We're dead. He dead.
I'm gonna stop pretending like I know what I'm doing because I ain't got a skibidi. What's going on right now?
How is this learsable? This isn't learsable. Pipe down, sir.
Oi, yo yoi.
The banshees. The banshees. Oh, thanks for leech, guys. Thanks for the leash. We're about to kill everyone.
I'm so bad. Please don't have hurt. Thank you very much. Kill the flower.
I want the flower.
Did he take the flower? I want the flower.
Thanks for the blue boss. Hell.
Okay. Boom Boom.
Where did he go?
This is not a part of the plan.
Can I flash?
Oh my God. Don't worry. Don't mind,
don't mind me, everybody. I'm sheiling.
How are you doing, Shelly? You got. Here you go. Turn it. Shelly.
Shelly. No.
You're a good boy, Shelly. Don't worry. I will revenge you. Shelly.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. It might be my 21st birthday in a week, but I still got it. Guys, Mordecai is 06.
I know that you guys can also see them. The nunu is 12:3. And the Mori Kaiser is about 1.25 times as useful as the nunu in this game.
Am I crazy a meth addict for thinking that? Or am I just saying the truth? I would say that is a true statement.
I'm diving right now. I'm diving the bouncy stack. I'm coming in. Come on. Look at them all. Oh, what is this horrible body block, bro?
Ha. Didn't die at least. Lul. How much do we need the proto belt Dash? In this game there's tough to dodge, but like the item does decrease your damage slightly, especially if bought third item.
I think I'm just gonna skip it in this Game
psyche. Let's just do what we do. The put both our cocks inside of Malphite. I'm coming in, baby.
Is he gonna look away? Don't really want to waste Ult here if he's just gonna type shit. That's all right.
Malphite has no arm. Yo. Boom. Boom. Oh, my God. They're all falling. It's all new to this.
I'm a bit scared of walking in here, guys. Can we go? Skip it. Give me. Kill me. Kill him. Yes. Oh, my God.
Mal. Fight. You've. You've got no ult. You've got no ult, man. 5. Tell your team. Why don't you have an ult, buddy?
You don't have an ult because you've been new. New. Capped. Now. Now what?
Now what?
I'm not known for dying. Let's be honest here.
Hey, you can't block my spell, team. You can't do it because you're holy, bro. At the game.
I'll score too soon. Soraka. Soraka. Oh,
no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Thank you. Soaka, darling. I love you so much. Think I'm done. Fuck no. We're going back in.
Y.
No. Come here, little kid. I love kids. I didn't mean to say that. I deserve to die. That's karma. That's not what I meant to say.
I love killing kids. Oh.
Oh, God. I just griefed it. Yo, who fed him?
Wait, wait. I just lost. Oh. Oh. I love Soraka. I love Soraka. I love Soraka. Look at Soraka. He's going to heal again.
Hit you up, Amana. I'm in thing. Don't get it twisted. I'm bad. I'm in thing.
I think we need some penetration. This should be so free, right?
Rooted. Boom.
Help me.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother. It's time for some f defeat. And I ain't got it.
You're my sweet, darling princess. This champion is so insane. Shout out to Saraka. By the way, I'm full hp.
You see? You guys know I'm coming for more.
Oh, my God. The kid is back now.
Boom.
Come on, Zachary. Come on, Zachary. I'm flying in. I'm coming in on the back door.
Boom. Boom. Oh, get punched. Get willow. I blocked that for you, baby. Don't worry, I got you. Let's go again.
Let's go again. Zach is a good player. You can't deny it.
I'm dead.
We made a mistake.
It was all a part of the Plan. Oh, no. Oh, God. I've grief it again. I'm grief again.
Guys, we have to kill them. Yo, I know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.
Everything is worded, bro. What is this? All right, let's go. Base. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Hourglass, we need some wards.
Guys,
We're dead.
I cancel this out. Still got my spell shield up.
That's a cannon. Oh,
brick it
goodbye, Rose.
I got the cannon. What am I doing? Tessa my griefy for a cannon. Minion, no.
Bad fight angle. Bad fight angle. Let's cook up a build here. Hold up. I think we got armor for. For.
Honestly,
I don't mind. Okay, I'll think about it. Okay, I'll think about it. Anyway, let's get some kills. It's been a while.
Oh,
are they on it?
Are they on it?
They're on it.
Give me the baron. Give me the barrel. What?
No.
Oh, my God.
Egg and bacon. Kiana K and bacon.
Oh, my God. The kid's dead,
Tiana. Waste your damage.
Regardless.
Well, thank God they didn't get Baron. Hey, Sorbs. Where.
Hey, buddy. Oh. Oh, we're doing the thing again.
Why not? Come on, come on. Look at my damage. Surely I win this, right? Boom. Thank you. Baby me push that.
I don't know if I can follow you, buddy. Kill the. Kill the chicken.
Damn. Damn. Second. I'm trying secondary. I'm. I'm. I'm a bad angle. I don't. I don't think. I'm sorry.
You're not with, are you, man?
Nah, but Cassava, was that. My bad, my bad.
I'm going in. I'm going the. I don't give a. We're going in, guys. We're going in.
What?
Come on, Kiana, where are you? Kiana.
K
is so unplayable to play against. I'm going in again. I'm gonna regret it.
We Landos.
Where are you?
Where have you been all my life?
Come y', all, wake up. Have a moment, mate. Have a day on. Where is Brav?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Killian. Killy. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Death 75 damage on the Mal fight only. Good job, mate. Hit the Minion, bro. Good job, pal. Well done.
Kill the bird.
Hit the minion. Hit the Minion. Q Minion Q autominion. Beautiful. Beautiful.
One in the chat. If you will abort your baby. If you found out it's going to be an anivia main when it grows up.
How am I? 17 kills in this game. Mordecai says 1 in 12. And he is stronger than me. What happened to ap noo noob chat?
Does anyone know? I'll leave you a flash timer.
I see an angle here.
Oh,
I'm dead.
Yo, I missed that. I missed that shot. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it.
I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. If we die, we lose the game. So you can try run away.
Oh my God.