Sentenced To JAIL For The STUPIDEST Reasons..
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Sup gamers. Today we are playing my game
guilty as sock. My idiot friends and I
will go to court and debate to death to
figure out if this man is guilty or not.
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and enjoy. Order. Order. Order. Who is
the one accused? So loud. Can you not do
that, please? Order. Order. Shut up. No
one says anything until we have someone
accused. No one said anything but you
did. I don't like how cute you are, Mr.
prosecutor. Who are we accusing? We got
to wait for him. Oh, he's thinking. He's
the thinking.
Niko Avocado is accused of the six
wonders of the world. There's only one
left. There's only one left and I don't
want him to eat the last one. Present
your case, Mr. Blaza. All right. But let
me tell you, this guy went to the malls
China, ate the whole thing, and then he
was like, "Oh, I need some. That was my
appetizer. I'm going to go to the Tower
of Pizza. I'm going to eat that as
well." He's been doing that for six of
the seven wonders in the world. Let me
bring you some evidence cuz it's one of
you crazy to understand for a tiny brain
like you. Object. You can't object yet.
He needs to provide his first piece of
evidence. Are you writing this down,
Ellie? I'm I'm writing all this down
right now. Crazy right now. Oh, he's got
his first piece of information. I found
a chipped mug. Okay, so he's eating like
mug mushroom, right? He was like busy
eating. He got a little thirsty. So, he
grabbed his mug and he drank, but he was
so hungry. What's going to do with a
sick? Hey, don't talk, Jose. Shut up,
Juicy. Honestly, I got Yeah. Yeah. Put
him in jail. Okay. Cuz he was after
eating all that rock cup and he took a
bite of the cup cuz look at it. Look at
that stomach. I don't think a little cup
can fit in that. I don't think so. Okay.
That is your first piece of evidence.
Okay. What do you have against this, Mr.
TBH? Well, I object. Hey, too much
violence. Don't hit the desk too hard.
Okay. Why are you talking?
Can you take me out of Hank? Anyway, I
have a question. You said he ate the six
wonders of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
you got the Mount of Rushmore. You got
the Eiffel Tower. You got the Tower of
Pisa. Oh, he said, "Yep, that's the one.
You got the Wall of China.
They get the the wall of China." The
wall of Brazil. What's the Wall of
Brazil? I've never heard of that one.
What is your point here, Mr. TBH? My
point is this guy says the wall of
Brazil. He doesn't know anything about
the seven wonders of the world.
was not there. No, he didn't. Stop
talking while I'm talking. No, he is a
perfectly reasonably sized man. He did
not touch the seven wonders of the wolf.
You think that is a perfectly Hey, it's
his third time to talk. He did visit. He
had a plane ticket and he just wanted to
have a good time. Look at him. He
clearly needs to lose weight. So, what
did he do? He goes to Egypt. He goes to
China and he walks a lot. Ooh, yep. A
destination never saw passengers. Okay,
let's to confirm this, we need to speak
to our witness. Mrs. Witness, did you or
did you not see Mr. Nicl Avocado get
onto the plane? Yes, I am a movie
producer. I know what I'm talking about.
Produce. I was going to produce this
movie at the pyramid of Gizo.
I was going to film staying in the
pyramids overnight. I'm pretty sure
that's illegal. And it wasn't there. It
was Ian and I saw this fat man in red
clothes eat up the pyramids in front of
me. Aren't you supposed to be defending
me? You're blue. I'm the witness. You're
w you That's the same color you're
supposed to be defending right now. It's
not your turn. Shut up. I saw it happen
before my eyes. Can you believe this,
Judge? For one, I can't barely believe
this. All right. Thank you, Mr. Wend.
Ali, can we get to a summary of what
just happened in the last 35 minutes?
Yeah, I'm working it out right now.
Okay. Well, you can now present your
second piece of evidence. Oh, finally.
Let me just clear this all up for you.
Actually, he said it was on the plane,
right? And it's just been confirmed he
did went on the plane. All right, I got
news. Oh, wait. Ali's breaking news.
That guy ate
pizza. All right. While he was chewing
on the pyramids of Giza all of a sudden
power outage.
All the power in the pyramids went out.
That proves that he has been chewing on
some chomp chomping on chomping chomping
on some He's been chomping on the
chewing on the chompers. Mr. TBH, you
may defend this accusation and then we
will bring a witness. You say he was
chewing on the wires in the pyramid of
Giza. Let me let me tell you something.
Mimi, sustain whoever threw that in our
courtroom. Who threw that in our
courtroom? Sustain them. Who wants to be
on handcuffs? I do. I do. Here's what
they're defending right now. Oh, yeah. I
forgot. I forgot. Anyway, like I was
going to say cards suck. Does this
explain the cut cable? The cut
shock value. Are you saying the cable
has been cut and not chewed? It has been
cut and not chewed. Cuz if he were to
eat the cable, you telling me his farts
wouldn't be electric. See, mine's green.
His would be shocking. I think he has a
point. I'm not going to lie. I think
he's spitting on top of that. Don't
even get me started. That he is not only
not eating the cable, but he's broke.
How is he going to call seven wonders?
Uh, six actually. Well, there's only one
way. We need our witness. Oh, hey guys.
Can you confirm or deny these
allegations? Well, I'm only an amateur
detective, so I don't understand how to
detect. Let him speak. Mimi, lock down
everybody who's farting. So, I'm an
amateur. Speak faster.
I'm an amateur detective and I don't
know what's going on. I don't know. I
don't understand. I I I I've only
started my job yesterday.
Shut up. I only started my job yesterday
and I don't understand what's going on.
What? You don't understand what's going
on? Do you guys see what I am? Yes.
You're the detective. You don't know
anything that's going on. You don't know
anything that's going on. You're just
wasting our time. Can somebody fil?
What? I'm making my news report right
now. Can I pitch in something? Yes. Uh,
so I'll
So I was liking to say you said there's
one wonder of the world left, right? And
where is this one wonder of the world?
Huh, Blaza? Um, uh, uh, one wonder of
the world. Let me take a nap. He's not
going to figure this one out for a
while. What is your point, Mimi? Make
your point, Mimi. I want to see one
wonder of the world is What is it? My
point is,
what's my point? TBH. His point is, if
there was seven wonders in the world and
he was going for all of them, why didn't
he finish? Yeah, why didn't he finish
the last one if he was eating all of
them? Okay, we need to bring back the
other witness. Wait, wait, wait. Hot off
the press. Hot off the press. Hot. Oh my
detective looks like a complete fool in
court. Wait, who's that? That's you. Me?
Does this person know what's going on?
Does not even the grandma knows what's
going on. No, no, no, no, no. I
understand what is going on. I was
supposed to be filming at every single
location like the primizer. It was gone
because of this fat black over here. Fat
is a bad word. You don't use fat around
here.
You should be defending me. All right.
Let him speak. Let him speak. He's on
the board. I saw him eat every single
six months of the pilot. Okay. Wait,
wait. How did you see him eat all seven
of the world from one location? That's a
good one. That's a good one. Because he
was very high up. Yeah, I I was I like