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Sentenced To JAIL For The STUPIDEST Reasons..

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Sup gamers. Today we are playing my game

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guilty as sock. My idiot friends and I

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will go to court and debate to death to

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figure out if this man is guilty or not.

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If you're part of the percentage that

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has not already subscribed, subscribe

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and enjoy. Order. Order. Order. Who is

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the one accused? So loud. Can you not do

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that, please? Order. Order. Shut up. No

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one says anything until we have someone

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accused. No one said anything but you

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did. I don't like how cute you are, Mr.

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prosecutor. Who are we accusing? We got

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to wait for him. Oh, he's thinking. He's

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the thinking.

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Niko Avocado is accused of the six

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wonders of the world. There's only one

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left. There's only one left and I don't

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want him to eat the last one. Present

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your case, Mr. Blaza. All right. But let

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me tell you, this guy went to the malls

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China, ate the whole thing, and then he

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was like, "Oh, I need some. That was my

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appetizer. I'm going to go to the Tower

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of Pizza. I'm going to eat that as

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well." He's been doing that for six of

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the seven wonders in the world. Let me

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bring you some evidence cuz it's one of

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you crazy to understand for a tiny brain

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like you. Object. You can't object yet.

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He needs to provide his first piece of

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evidence. Are you writing this down,

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Ellie? I'm I'm writing all this down

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right now. Crazy right now. Oh, he's got

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his first piece of information. I found

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a chipped mug. Okay, so he's eating like

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mug mushroom, right? He was like busy

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eating. He got a little thirsty. So, he

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grabbed his mug and he drank, but he was

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so hungry. What's going to do with a

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sick? Hey, don't talk, Jose. Shut up,

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Juicy. Honestly, I got Yeah. Yeah. Put

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him in jail. Okay. Cuz he was after

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eating all that rock cup and he took a

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bite of the cup cuz look at it. Look at

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that stomach. I don't think a little cup

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can fit in that. I don't think so. Okay.

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That is your first piece of evidence.

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Okay. What do you have against this, Mr.

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TBH? Well, I object. Hey, too much

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violence. Don't hit the desk too hard.

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Okay. Why are you talking?

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Can you take me out of Hank? Anyway, I

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have a question. You said he ate the six

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wonders of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

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you got the Mount of Rushmore. You got

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the Eiffel Tower. You got the Tower of

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Pisa. Oh, he said, "Yep, that's the one.

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You got the Wall of China.

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They get the the wall of China." The

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wall of Brazil. What's the Wall of

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Brazil? I've never heard of that one.

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What is your point here, Mr. TBH? My

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point is this guy says the wall of

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Brazil. He doesn't know anything about

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the seven wonders of the world.

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was not there. No, he didn't. Stop

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talking while I'm talking. No, he is a

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perfectly reasonably sized man. He did

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not touch the seven wonders of the wolf.

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You think that is a perfectly Hey, it's

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his third time to talk. He did visit. He

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had a plane ticket and he just wanted to

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have a good time. Look at him. He

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clearly needs to lose weight. So, what

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did he do? He goes to Egypt. He goes to

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China and he walks a lot. Ooh, yep. A

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destination never saw passengers. Okay,

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let's to confirm this, we need to speak

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to our witness. Mrs. Witness, did you or

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did you not see Mr. Nicl Avocado get

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onto the plane? Yes, I am a movie

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producer. I know what I'm talking about.

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Produce. I was going to produce this

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movie at the pyramid of Gizo.

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I was going to film staying in the

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pyramids overnight. I'm pretty sure

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that's illegal. And it wasn't there. It

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was Ian and I saw this fat man in red

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clothes eat up the pyramids in front of

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me. Aren't you supposed to be defending

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me? You're blue. I'm the witness. You're

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w you That's the same color you're

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supposed to be defending right now. It's

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not your turn. Shut up. I saw it happen

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before my eyes. Can you believe this,

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Judge? For one, I can't barely believe

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this. All right. Thank you, Mr. Wend.

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Ali, can we get to a summary of what

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just happened in the last 35 minutes?

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Yeah, I'm working it out right now.

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Okay. Well, you can now present your

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second piece of evidence. Oh, finally.

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Let me just clear this all up for you.

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Actually, he said it was on the plane,

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right? And it's just been confirmed he

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did went on the plane. All right, I got

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news. Oh, wait. Ali's breaking news.

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That guy ate

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pizza. All right. While he was chewing

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on the pyramids of Giza all of a sudden

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power outage.

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All the power in the pyramids went out.

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That proves that he has been chewing on

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some chomp chomping on chomping chomping

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on some He's been chomping on the

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chewing on the chompers. Mr. TBH, you

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may defend this accusation and then we

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will bring a witness. You say he was

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chewing on the wires in the pyramid of

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Giza. Let me let me tell you something.

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Mimi, sustain whoever threw that in our

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courtroom. Who threw that in our

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courtroom? Sustain them. Who wants to be

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on handcuffs? I do. I do. Here's what

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they're defending right now. Oh, yeah. I

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forgot. I forgot. Anyway, like I was

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going to say cards suck. Does this

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explain the cut cable? The cut

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shock value. Are you saying the cable

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has been cut and not chewed? It has been

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cut and not chewed. Cuz if he were to

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eat the cable, you telling me his farts

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wouldn't be electric. See, mine's green.

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His would be shocking. I think he has a

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point. I'm not going to lie. I think

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he's spitting on top of that. Don't

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even get me started. That he is not only

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not eating the cable, but he's broke.

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How is he going to call seven wonders?

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Uh, six actually. Well, there's only one

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way. We need our witness. Oh, hey guys.

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Can you confirm or deny these

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allegations? Well, I'm only an amateur

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detective, so I don't understand how to

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detect. Let him speak. Mimi, lock down

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everybody who's farting. So, I'm an

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amateur. Speak faster.

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I'm an amateur detective and I don't

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know what's going on. I don't know. I

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don't understand. I I I I've only

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started my job yesterday.

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Shut up. I only started my job yesterday

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and I don't understand what's going on.

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What? You don't understand what's going

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on? Do you guys see what I am? Yes.

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You're the detective. You don't know

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anything that's going on. You don't know

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anything that's going on. You're just

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wasting our time. Can somebody fil?

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What? I'm making my news report right

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now. Can I pitch in something? Yes. Uh,

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so I'll

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So I was liking to say you said there's

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one wonder of the world left, right? And

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where is this one wonder of the world?

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Huh, Blaza? Um, uh, uh, one wonder of

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the world. Let me take a nap. He's not

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going to figure this one out for a

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while. What is your point, Mimi? Make

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your point, Mimi. I want to see one

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wonder of the world is What is it? My

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point is,

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what's my point? TBH. His point is, if

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there was seven wonders in the world and

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he was going for all of them, why didn't

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he finish? Yeah, why didn't he finish

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the last one if he was eating all of

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them? Okay, we need to bring back the

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other witness. Wait, wait, wait. Hot off

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the press. Hot off the press. Hot. Oh my

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detective looks like a complete fool in

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court. Wait, who's that? That's you. Me?

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Does this person know what's going on?

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Does not even the grandma knows what's

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going on. No, no, no, no, no. I

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understand what is going on. I was

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supposed to be filming at every single

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location like the primizer. It was gone

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because of this fat black over here. Fat

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is a bad word. You don't use fat around

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here.

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You should be defending me. All right.

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Let him speak. Let him speak. He's on

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the board. I saw him eat every single

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six months of the pilot. Okay. Wait,

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wait. How did you see him eat all seven

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of the world from one location? That's a

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good one. That's a good one. Because he

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was very high up. Yeah, I I was I like

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