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yeah yeah yeah

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[Music]

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uh

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marcus we just got a lovely phone call

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from lenny

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prime 8 lenny why is she calling us it

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was a prank call right i

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[ __ ] you not she wants our help of

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course she didn't say it that way

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it was more like hey douche nozzles you

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want to play with the cool kids

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meet me or get [ __ ] by a porcupine on

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meth

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i'm not sure what to do with that i

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guess i better check it out better you

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than me my friend

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gee thanks

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an investigation has been launched to

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determine whether invite corporation

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along with former congressman mark

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thrust attempted to illegally influence

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the congressional election

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evidence of their malfeasance was

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provided by the controversial hacker

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group

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dedsec as a result of their evidence the

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election itself has been delayed

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yo ranch where you at man yo

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you're late marky mark

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as much as i enjoy our banter and

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underlying sexual tension i'm hurt

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i thought we moved on to overt sexual

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tension

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marcus there's something i want to show

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you

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on my laptop dude

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and prepare for the breathtaking

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spine tingling and almost entirely

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mind-numbing

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cue it up

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you all told us hey self-driving cars

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sound pretty cool

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but we have always prided ourselves in

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delivering

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the best what do you think of a car

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that knows you knows who you are the

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kind of security is awesome

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your key is

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while it safely drives you to work it

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will remember

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your preferences and save them right

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into your biometric profile

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for those who opt into the ctos

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insurance programs you get

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good driver discount automatically and

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access to

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fast transit lanes sounds too good to be

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true

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it's not because at noodle

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we don't wait for the future we build it

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so they want to add biometric data on

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top of those ctos monitoring systems

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yep because that couldn't possibly go

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wrong right i mean we all know how

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altruistic ctos is

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right oh and insurance companies and how

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they would never

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ever use our biometric data for their

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own nefarious purposes right

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yeah milk of human kindness and all that

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[ __ ]

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there is something wrong in the state of

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denmark

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maybe uh some daring vigilantes should

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check it out

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maybe perhaps steal a cool car while

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we're at it

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because you know auto that's always fun

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yo marcus satara what you got for me

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well it's a good thing you like driving

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looks like the lead engineer on the

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biometric car project is a loyal

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customer of driver sf

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is that right sure is and i just may

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have set up a script to reroute his ride

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requests to you first

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slick only the best for dedsec check the

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driver sf app on your phone when you're

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ready

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ah

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cuts to education over the last 30 to 40

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years

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yeah sure yeah wait no sorry

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uh

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so i'm gonna need to convince him to

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take us to his office right yes

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but we've already got a plan that we do

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hooray

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you in on this one well it's like ranch

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says car theft is

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always fun the plan is that we hack this

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guy's phone right

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we set off the alerts on his phone

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saying his computer at work

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is getting hacked which makes him freak

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out and racing to work

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but we won't actually hack his computer

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because we don't really need to

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exactly we just need him to think it's

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been hacked

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i like it well all you got to do is

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distract him

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so we can hack into his phone

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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oh

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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so

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so uh where am i taking you man hot date

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tonight my girlfriend just broke up with

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me

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how am i gonna get this guy talking what

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was that i couldn't hear you

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sorry just a little nervous that's all

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this is the first ride i've done in a

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while yeah had a bad experience

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you know and took a break yeah

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i can imagine you'd see all sorts of

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[ __ ] driving people around

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what happened oh hell yeah all sorts of

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[ __ ]

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last one was a bunch of drunk guys

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mm-hmm

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all yelling and hollering at each other

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about some some sort of

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art car they were working on oh for that

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uh desert festival

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yeah so the two of them are yelling

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about leds and animatronics and

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sand and yeah what kind of drugs people

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should be on to view their art car

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seriously they talked about what drugs

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people would be on

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to tailor the experience for the right

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kind of hallucinations or something

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yeah exactly that then one guy

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he punches the other guy right in the

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mouth what so there's blood going

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everywhere

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meanwhile the guy who threw the punch is

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whimpering that he broke his knuckles

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[ __ ] i know right so i end up driving

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them to the nearest emergency room

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and get this yeah they both try to hug

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me when i drop them off

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wow oh uh sorry my alarm just went off

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have to check this [ __ ]

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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] we gotta change direction

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buddy i'm sorry but i need to get to

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work

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no problem updated the destination in

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the app i got it no worries we'll get

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you there

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[ __ ] somebody's breached security [ __ ]

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the one time i'm not in the office yeah

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that's that's how it always happens

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can't believe this is happening now we

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have deadlines

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massive deadlines man that sucks

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[Music]

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i hate this project why did i ever say

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i'd be lead

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uh can you go any faster i'll try [ __ ]

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[Music]

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out

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could you speed up i'm trying it i'm in

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a real hurry

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take it easy

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be careful

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so uh what was i saying let's see oh

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yeah

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i'm trying it i'm in a real hurry i'm

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okay with you speeding faster please

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[Music]

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almost there

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you're a lifesaver man i am totally

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giving you a five-star review on the app

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no problem it's my job after all

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you're the best

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and here we are at coda print

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okay then

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oh

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hey marcus you busy i could be convinced

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perfect

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come meet me in that pawn shop down in

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mission next to bdsmania this sounds

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