Better Call Sock!

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What is happening?

>> Okay,

we're wait. We're waiting on the

prosecutor to uh to get their charges

ready. Please stop throwing paper balls

at me.

>> All right. All right. Um, your honor,

>> the the case hasn't started yet. Shut

up, Mr. Prosecutor. Can you get your

shit together?

>> Sir, you might as well just say that

he's innocent now, cuz

>> Yeah, buddy. Listen, some judges might

be might be swindled by that talk, but

not me.

>> The court is now in session.

>> What the fuck?

Oh no. Fuck. I got this case.

>> Uh, wait. My uh

>> listen.

My defend the defendant is

>> Oh, fuck.

>> Is clearly guilty.

>> What?

>> You're his attorney. You're supposed to

defend him.

>> Okay.

>> Hold it.

>> My attorney. The best thing to say is

the

>> client is very guilty.

>> And what is your proof that the client

says innocent

>> evidence?

>> Stop saying paper airplanes. You fuck

through your evidence. Make a story.

>> He raped my daughter.

>> Your honor, it motherfucker was eating a

cheeseburger.

>> Hold on.

How do I get my evidence up?

The security camera wasn't on.

Therefore,

therefore,

>> what do you have to do?

>> Do you even know what you're talking

about right now?

>> Do you have any evidence?

>> The security camera was on when he

killed himself.

>> How do you know?

>> Here's my evidence. He had a sock.

Let's bring civis up to stand.

>> I have

>> citis. What do you have to say?

>> What I have?

>> Shuts up.

>> Your honor. Hello, witness.

>> Mr. Bis, speak. Speak out. What did Mr.

MC do?

>> The prostitute is going first. Shut up.

>> You shut your mouth.

>> Go, M. Mr. Homeless Man, you stinky

green man.

>> Please tell me and please raise your

hand up to God right now and swear on

your heart.

>> I can't raise my hand.

>> Stop it.

>> I can't I can't do that right now.

>> Stop.

>> Okay.

>> All right.

Throwing paper airplanes.

>> Um yeah,

>> I only swear to tell the truth and

nothing but the truth.

>> Um

>> yeah. Okay, you dirty, greasy, homeless

men. Were you there on the day Jeffrey

Epstein raised all those children on his

island over the course of 16 years?

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>> Um, I'm walking.

>> You were on the plane. Okay.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Listen, I'm listening.

>> I was just hanging out on, bro.

continuous sneak.

>> I'm listening. I'm listening.

>> I was just hanging out on that island.

I was just hanging out on that island

and then Epste goes over and he's like,

"Got these kids." I was kind of confused

like, "Damn, bro. How many kids do you

have?" And then he said, "These aren't

just children." And then, you know,

that's the just so

>> Oh, yeah. I'm going to die after this.

He's going to send his men like,

>> "Okay, that's enough. Get back to your

>> Let me ask the homeless man."

>> Okay,

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>> Mr. Homeless.

>> Were you or were you not in the same

hotel as this as my defendant here?

Honey,

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you there or not?

>> By yourself there.

>> Hotel.

>> No.

>> All right. That's all we wanted. How do

I get you out of here?

>> You forever, baby. Oh,

>> all right.

>> How do I get you out of here?

>> We are going to the next one.

>> Easy. He's immediate.

>> My client.

Uh Mike was you didn't see anything.

>> Was busy.

>> Broken glass.

>> His window was smashed. It

>> said broken glasses. He woke up.

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>> It said broken glasses.

>> It was the prosecutor.

>> Okay. What? I didn't do shit.

>> Listen. Listen. Wait. Why did you hit

that?

>> He made a He makes an even noise.

search history.

>> Oh shit. Hey, listen. I'm supposed to

get Stop fucking in my court.

We both did that.

Stop it right now.

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Stop it. Stop this.

You have not turned my courtroom into a

circus. Mr. Attorney, are you done

writing?

Present evidence.

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>> Get one last chance.

>> He had he was going to the coffee shop

cuz he had a credit card

and that was declined.

The credit card actually plays against

him because it shows the it shows that

you if you look at his credit card

billing history, you can see multiple

payments made to a certain airline, a

private airline that he was paying for.

There's also a little black book that we

found. I don't know if you saw this

little black book. It happened to be.

And you know what? The death gnome.

>> And look at this business card. It has

to do with his eyelid. The death you

said.

>> Okay. This book is on my desk right

here. are going to read it.

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> Um, Mr. Prosecutor, your name shows up.

Your name is in the book.

>> What? I knew it.

>> Your name's in it, too. And in fact, so

is yours. And so is mine.

>> Oh my god.

>> Well, that means Well, he's innocent.

Um, because this won't get out in public

if he's innocent, right? It won't

matter.

>> Yeah, he's innocent.

Thank God

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