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The worst drone of 2026 - Zero Zero Falcon Mini

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Yes, I agree. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do

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it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

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Do it.

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Before watching this review of the 00

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VCopter Falcon Mini, please understand

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that while this is merely my honest

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experience with the drone, it is

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possible that I was sent a faulty unit.

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Given that possibility, I offer a

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preemptive apology for what you're about

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to witness.

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>> Yeah. Long press. Okay.

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Long press. Aircraft power to activate.

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Long press. Oh, I just turned the power

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off. Do it.

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>> This is great.

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>> This is so awesome. Where can I get one

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of these?

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>> Oh man. Link in the description. New

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drone firmware version available. Update

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now. Initializing resources. Long press

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aircraft power to pair. All I did was

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turn it off. Aircraft connected, but

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it's not on. Start flight. You mother

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suck. This is the most fun drone ever.

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Update now. Okay, I'll update now. This

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never going to happen.

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>> Updating the firmware. I'm walking away.

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Updating the firmware is always fun. I

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did that before I left so I wouldn't

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have to do it here. Oh, there we go.

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Successful device malfunction. Please

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restart the device. You suck. Best drone

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experience ever. It said device

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connected. Now it says device not

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connected. Probably needs more firmware.

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And of course, it doesn't remember all

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my settings from before. Nope. Okay.

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[laughter]

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What aing piece of [ __ ] Device

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malfunction. Maybe I have to long press

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it. Oh yeah, let me long press it. Yep,

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that just turns it off. Come on, little

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buddy.

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Not connected. RC USB connected. Long

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press aircraft to uh power. Start

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flight. Okay. Okay, but this isn't on.

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Not connected. All right. Maybe it needs

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a compass calibration. That's all.

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Rotate our crap. I'm doing it. I'm doing

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it. You suckers.

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I'm doing it. Calibration failed. Code

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two. Recalibrate. No, they wanted maybe

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this way. Maybe a counterclockwise.

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Please stay away from metal or strong

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electric objects. Okay, we are standing

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by a fence. So, let's [snorts] let's go

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over here. Returning. Returning.

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Returning. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What do you

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want? WHAT DO YOU WANT, you piece of

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[ __ ] I've done everything that it

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wanted me to do. I'm going to restart

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everything one more time. This is it.

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And then guess what happens. We're going

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to put it down like a rabid animal. App

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is coming up. RC disconnected. Long

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press aircraft to pair. Long press. I

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even registered it with the FAA. There

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we go. All right, we're in. We're in.

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Oh, no. The app crashed. [laughter]

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>> Todd, you having fun?

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>> Yeah. This is great. I call it the

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breaking of Ken. It's my new movie. And

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I I tell you what, I I have I have uh

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the patience of job normally. You know

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this. Yeah, of course. Querying aircraft

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serial number. Please try again. What is

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it? Querying. I've been doing drones

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since like 2009. I've had some turds in

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the bunch. There was this one. You

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[ __ ] piece of mother. Then there was

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this one. It was really pretty, but it

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sucked.

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>> Oh my gosh. The propeller came off. Then

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there was this one.

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Oh, start start flight. Here we go. It

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looks like the camera is working. The

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gimbal's not. [laughter] Look at this.

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Look at that. Camera's it's on. The

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camera's working, but the gimbal is not

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working.

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It's possible. I got a dud. I got an

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email from the company. Okay. Do you

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know what it said? What? the minis with

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the yellow shell.

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Sometimes we'll get GPS lock if it's too

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sunny.

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>> I I'm just I'm I just You know what else

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is yellow? Lemons.

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>> Yes.

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>> It says ready. It says ready, but still

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I'm not getting the option for inverted

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flight. Aren't you curious to see what

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happens if you try to fly vertically

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with the props going the other way?

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[snorts]

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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No. No. No. [laughter]

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Whatever you do, don't lose the battery

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for this little guy. Know why? Why?

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Because for this video, I wanted to fly

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and compare the original larger size

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VCopter, but I couldn't find the battery

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charger, and it has a proprietary size

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battery that you can't even charge

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inside the drone itself. I contacted 00

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and said, "Hey, you got another one

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lying around somewhere?" Nobody knew

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what I was talking about. nothing. So,

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if you want support for a drone that's

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really not all that old, you're I found

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a guy that was selling an entire old

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VCopter for $1,200.

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[laughter]

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And I asked him, "Hey, can I just buy

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the charger?" And he said, "No." So,

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here, Todd, would you like a paperwe?

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>> Oo, nice. Thanks,

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>> Todd. Are you ready for reverse flight?

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>> Absolutely.

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>> Yeah. Not going to happen. Hey Todd, see

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if you can hit that button. See if that

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button will press. Press that button

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there. You getting anything? I thought

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it was my skin conductivity, but no,

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it's this piece of sh I think it's going

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to fly, Todd. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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>> Oh my god. It It did something. Do it.

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Do it. Compass interference. Move away

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or recalibrate. You know what we're

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going to do? We're gonna move away to a

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location far from the city on private

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property and we're gonna destroy this

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drone.

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>> Perfect. Or we could give it away.

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>> Hey, somebody.

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>> No, I wouldn't do that to anybody. So, I

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wanted to shoot it with my 9 mm,

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>> right?

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>> And we actually put in some calls to

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people we know to see where we could do

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that legally,

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>> right? But we're in a big city and we'd

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have to drive far and you know there's

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some gray area about shooting drones out

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of the sky and all that stuff and you

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know I don't want to do that. Right.

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Came up with a better idea.

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Bye-bye center mass. Yeah. I'm going to

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do it slow and painful like. Tell me

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when I'm right there.

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>> Yeah. Keep coming.

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Am I on it?

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>> Keep coming.

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Keep coming.

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Who? Yes.

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>> Yes.

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>> Oh, I felt that.

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>> Downward camera error. [laughter]

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>> Really?

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>> Oh, yeah. Compass interference.

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>> You think? What's it look like?

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>> Oh, weak signal.

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>> No, really. What's it look like?

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>> It uh

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>> It's still got telemetry.

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>> It's still It's still sending us a

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picture.

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>> Oh, I better back over it.

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>> Back up.

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>> Oh, yeah.

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>> What about now? No, still got a picture.

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>> Oh, okay. Here we go again.

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What about now?

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>> I think it's I think it's just frozen on

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that. [laughter]

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>> What? Tell me when I'm on it. On top of

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it. Right. I'm going to go on top of it.

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Right.

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>> Whoa. Now I'm going to turn the wheel

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and grind it. [laughter]

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Yeah.

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I would say that there's zero zero

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chance of that working again.

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Beautiful.

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[laughter]

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[laughter]

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Oh dear. What have we done? Oh dear. Do

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you think there's care and refresh?

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