Clavicular needs help

I'll take you at brand.

Let's do it. Get the out of my face right now. Branders. Get out of my face.

I'm high academy. So if you think I give a about the live stream, I don't. The Internet loves picking out these young celebrities like they're Disney Channel producers themselves.

You see clavicular. Oh my God, bro, I think I said it right. You see, clavicular isn't the problem. Your system is.

The fame acceleration problem is what we're gonna call it, and that's what we're talking about today.

You see streaming online, fame, virality, the need to know more about these hit sensation people. Chip Skylar.

The problem is that it compresses the timeline of fame. So you see, back in the day, child actors and younger talent were moderated.

They're kept at bay, they're told how to act. It took years for them to become moguls. They had teams training, all of those kind of things.

Nowadays the issue with this fame acceleration is that people can go viral in three months and suddenly they have money, influence, and even enemies

for some reason. There's that. What you see, the brain that's handling

this fame, this rise to fame, is basically the same brain that was worrying about like college roommates, friends, what am I gonna do with my life like a year ago?

And what happens to people like young Braden here who's 20 years old. And I want to emphasize this because I've done it in the past, making 20 year olds egregiously famous, rich, giving them what could be an ego.

Doing these things never really leads down the right path. Obviously it's all variant depending on the person's already kind of established personality.

But I can't really say that a 20 year old has things figured out as to who they want to be. That's just not how it works.

I understand. If you're 20 years old and you think you had it figured out, I did too. And any 25 year old watching this is going to look back five years ago and say, oh, well, yeah, you know, When I was 20, I was an absolute buffoon compared to what I am now.

Just like how if you're 20, you look back to when you were 15. Yeah, you were childish and immature. It doesn't stop.

That process never stops.

So what happens the second that you get famous online? Well, the second you get famous online, you get passed around the Internet podcasts scene.

Everybody wants to give you a chance to describe who you are. I think people probably want to learn about you and that was what I was trying to give you the opportunity to do.

40x that shit. You're all over the place. Everybody's asking you the same questions day in, day out, non stop.

So we're going to go over a few of Clover Keeler's highlights here. Just a few. There's a million of them.

But I want really to get you guys adjusted with what's going on here. You guys have made a young person, no matter how old you think he looks, how mature you think a 20 year old acts, you're the people that have thrown him in the room in a club with Nick Fuentes, who's 10 years his senior, and Andrew Tate, who's 20 years his senior.

And you're expecting him just to handle this stuff. And to be fair, Braden's doing a great job. The first instance that we're going over is Clavicular's cybertruck incident.

If you're not aware. I'll sum it up. There was a crazy person following him around, making a scene, throwing things at him, accosting him, egging him on, just being absolutely psychotic towards this young man.

So how did he handle that? How did it, how did it come to an end? Well, Clavicular ran him over with his cybertruck live on stream.

Great. That's a totally normal thing that people go through. So I'm glad that we, as a collective Internet, could put him through that situation.

It's really nice that he got to experience that again. He's here in this situation because the Internet has told him, wow, you're very handsome.

Great for the ego at 20 years old, even though it's true. And then, wow, we want to see every single second of your life.

Can you record it for us? And then we're going to scrutinize and judge every single word that you say.

20 year old kid who doesn't even know algebra. Let's go, let's go. You're the man. Now get on the podcasts.

Let's see. So, like, what the fuck did this kid ever do? Like, he goes into stores and people are trying to fight him.

Great. Again, I'm so happy that as a community, we've put him in a position to be fucked with everywhere he goes.

This is really good. This is definitely going to lead down a good path. This is totally going to end well, right?

Fucking ridiculous, dude. And, and why is it. And it is ridiculous. And I'm, I'm going to go off on a little tangent here, but it's because you want more.

It's because the time to act is now. You got to ride the wave. You don't want to lose your relevance.

Young 20 year old man. You have to show up on everything. You have to grind now. Now's your chance. The Internet's giving you a shot.

You like, what are we doing? And then, and then what happened? What happened recently? The kid gets slapped at a club.

Cuz now because of you, this guy has to go out to clubs every single night of his life because he just wanted to promote looks maxing, right?

So he just wanted to promote his ideology of looks maxing that he's in a community of. He's not even like, okay, yeah, he's the leader, he's the popular one, but he's just in a community.

He wants to talk about his passion, but now he has to go out and on people get on. And now he's getting slapped.

So now what, what do we get to do Now Clavicular gets to experience the beauty and intricacies of our legal system.

Great. And we've sprung this on a 20 year old because we had to watch him, because people, and again, 90% of the universe out there is absolutely apeshit.

So of course they're going to try to peacock and fight people in, in gas stations and try to run up on the guy in the club who has cameras around him.

Of course that's going to happen. We're Talking about screaming sub 80 IQ Mongoloids that are we're walking amongst and we've released what is now our new favorite person into this crowd of people.

Of course it's going to end poorly. Now the worst part of this, and to tone it down a little bit, is the system that he's beholden to.

Okay, he's now the cash cow kid. So we're gonna send him on a podcast tour. Show the cool clips of the podcasts that he's been on me future me

editing this. Why did I give myself an editing job that it's not even that hard. But

this is the final like recent point that I want to bring up to this. And this is going to display a nuanced version of what I'm talking about.

That's kind of sad actually. So Clavicular's media team puts him on a podcast tour and he gets on the Channel 5 Podcast.

Channel 5 Podcast is a fun little gimmick name making fun of news source shows. And it's just a normal podcast and it's got this guy on here who's kind of posturing him the whole time.

And like putting his legs out, stretching him between Clavicular's legs, he's nervous, twitching like the entire interview.

It's really strange and awkward and kind of unsettling, especially considering that the 20 year old kid is perfectly stoic.

I understand that this is kind of his gimmick that he's not spiking his cortisol, but it's actually really impressive that this guy has such good body control because considering that like a grownup across like two feet away from him can't control his bodily functions during an interview.

And again, this is sad because it shows the reality of what I'm talking about here. I'm not going to talk about how the interview ended because the guy was being disingenuous.

What I'm going to talk about is Clavicular was told something else by his team. He was lied to by the people that he's supposed to trust.

And what this podcast kind of ended up being was just showing kind of the dark side of things. This young man kind of getting extorted by his media team and set his initial demeanor for this entire interview going forward.

He came into it pretty serious because unfortunately for the misinformed and unresearched Clavicular, he thought that this Channel 5 was a legitimate news organization.

And that's just true. So since he thought that this was real Channel five and the, the host explained him, no, it's like a gimmick name.

It's a YouTube channel, I just made it up. That would have gotten message across. Hey dude, this is just a podcast, it's named Channel 5.

It's ironic. So unfortunately for Clavicular, he did break. He didn't cortisol spike, but he did break.

He got information mobbed by his own team. You see, he said this quote that it's just semantics, okay?

Holy semantics, dude, it's just semantics. Which is a hilarious word to get completely incorrect by the way.

But then he made, he made a follow up remark to the semantics with the Channel Channel 5 name, which it's not way to diminish your channel, but once again, semantics.

Good job diminishing your own channel, which shows his age, right? This is a 20 year old argument. He starts off the conversation by this is what you news organizations do, like Channel 5.

And the guy says no, I'm just a podcast. So after immediately on channel five type shows, the guy says, well I'm not channel five type shows, the response is, well, you've diminished your brand now, huh?

Not really. According to the rules you set two seconds ago, Channel 5 would be the bad guy here and I'd be the good guy.

Right after he says that this is where he gets mature mogged by a grown man. Right? The guy who was seemingly a nervous wreck of the entire show with the weird twitching and leg movement.

All of a sudden, the second that he gets insulted, leans into it. He leans into it and he lets Clavicular continue hopefully down the road of his own descent, showing a little bit more of the predatory industry that the young man's now involved in.

Great. Amazing. Right? Right. I'm so glad that we can put him through this. So we have it starting from this guy's just getting chased and followed around the entire universe.

People want to fight him for no reason. Girls are slapping him, he's running people over with his car.

He's starting legal disputes now because of what's happening on stream to defend himself. His media team's lying to him.

And at the very end of it, you have this small nuanced situation where the actual age, the actual who he is accidentally slips out from this crazy good mask that he's been putting on.

And much credit to Clavicular for how, how well he's carried himself at a young age just being sprung into this fame.

But it's sad because it just kind of shows the overwhelming pressure, the overwhelming majority of people taking advantage of him, of him being put into situations by force, of him being manipulated, misinformed, and it just kind of ends with him saying something a little silly and then some guy who's also trying to get a good clip leaning into it.

Everybody bursts differently. You've seen it before with people like edp, who's an easy example, a guy who's never going to get girls ever in his life, makes some funny Internet videos.

All of a sudden he's actually kind of interesting. So people are talking to him. So what does he do? He turns into a PDF file.

Oh, wait, he's probably always been one. You get weird, creepy texts because you make gamers popular when they're 19, then by the time they're 23, they've text harassed young Asian girls for the past two years and everything gets leaked.

You put guys in situations that they can't, can't handle because you give them overwhelming amounts of money and fame.

Now, obviously Clavicular is having no problem handling woman. But what is going to be his breaking point?

What is the pressure that's going to build and put him askew from just a normal path? Is it going to be legal?

It's not going to be a woman. Is some girl gonna make a claim? Is it where? What's gonna happen? What's going to be the next breaking point for this kid who was thrust into fame?

Obviously if you're 20 years old, everybody's telling you, oh you're really handsome and now you're famous and here's the camera guy and here's a ton of money.

You get to feel pretty good about yourself and things might not go perfect because, well, you haven't really developed a sense of self yet.

As much as you think you have, you just haven't. Normal 20 year olds are concerned with friendships, their identity and figuring out life.

You just again, you don't have it figured out at this age. But what is he dealing with? What is this example clavicular dealing with?

He's dealing with millions of people judging him. We have people baiting him for clips in real life we have money that he's never seen before, opportunities, doors that he's never entered, meeting other celebrities and now thank God that we put him in this situation because now he has legal consequences that he has to deal with.

Well, some of that he's starting on his own. Wow, what a reward.

The point of this video isn't to shit on clavicular. Honestly, I think he's doing a great job, especially for someone his age in his position.

The point is to once again, and I've said it in a video before, but I'm saying it again, it's to bring light to the obvious consequences that do lie down the road of making literal newborns famous.

Whether they build an ego or get corrupted or do creepy stuff because they've never had a girl before.

The constant milking of 20 year old new streamer popularity from adults in media is now the shining problem of the Internet's fake little Hollywood scene.

It's kind of lame.