ASMR It’s 2008 and You’re Playing LPS When Your Parents Think You’re Asleep

Walk like a dog. Walk like a dog.

I'm actually a cat. So, I'm actually a

sheep. Who? A sheep asked.

Boo.

Okay. Excuse me. Has anyone seen

my wife? No. Four eyes.

My name is Clark K. Who's that?

Your mom.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Walk in. Okay. Okay.

I'll go I'll go find her myself. Hey.

Hey. Hey. What? You got to look like

You got to look like You're playing with

mine.

Oh, [ __ ]

>> You got to look like

You kind of look like something that

stands for hope.

Hope

like Superman's S means hope. Oh, good.

>> Are you in this conversation?

>> Are you in this conversation?

>> They're actually such a [ __ ] bad.

>> And you have spots on your face. Did you

even wash this morning?

>> You have polka dots on your [ __ ]

ears.

>> And that's a birthark.

>> Mine are birth marks, too.

>> I don't think so. What about me?

>> Oh my god.

>> My name is not Superman. It's Clark.

Don't get it twisted.

>> Superman.

I mean, Superman.

>> I'm Batman.

>> Why does he kind of have like his eyes

are cross?

>> Did he's fry though from all those

nights out.

>> What are you What I'm looking

>> What brings you to this town?

>> Do you speak English?

or meaty. This is all I know. Would you

LIKE

would you like some booze? Yes, matey.

Sorry, we don't have any. Oh,

>> we're currently out. Who drank it? Who

is the alcoholic here?

>> Nay, it was me. I must I must see to my

ship.

>> Don't know what that accent ship to the

ship.

>> Oh [ __ ] I must see to my ship.

>> Is that a ship?

>> I must see to my ship.

>> Wo. You can't park here, bro. I

>> What is that?

It's one of your best spots. I know you

were playing while eating food.

>> Oh my god. My

>> How old do you think that is?

>> None of your bees.

>> Is that like

>> That's why it looks like it's on there

as

earwing.

>> How does this open?

>> Shoot. I'm Batman.

No, you can't be dead. Batman does not

kill.

>> I must see.

>> I need justice.

>> I need help to vengeance.

I need

>> the kinky cats.

>> The kinky cats.

>> Excuse me. Excuse me. Is there a cop

here? Is there a cop here?

>> No.

>> There's been a murder. I was going to

murder at the murder at the gas station.

I mean the the supermarket.

Which one is it?

Are you lying? The supermarket. I'm

sorry. I'm so I'm so flustered because

there's been a murder. Put your leash

back on. Come this way.

>> Oh my god.

>> Follow me. Is there a

>> anything for you, Daddy?

>> So no one cares about the murder,

>> baby.

>> Can you walk us? We like to be on leash.

>> Yeah. Come on, daddy.

>> I'm going to put it on the tail. Hold

on.

>> Get your [ __ ] out of this airspace. You

can't park here. I'm working on it.

>> [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> OW.

MEDIC.

>> It's been two murders.

>> Hey, why is it not

>> double homicide?

>> Reporting live from ABNBC.

with the body

>> at 8. I'm with a witness. Come back. I'm

with a witness.

>> Okay. Reporting another murder and

suddenly this man falls from his ship

and he's not breathing.

>> Is he a she or

>> I don't know. They them. They them.

>> Okay.

>> Be inclusive.

>> Yeah. They them.

>> Get this hair out of the scene.

>> Shedding.

>> Okay. How are you sure they died? Did

you Did you try to do CPR? I'm I'm not

I'm not a dog. Hot dog. Hot dog.

I don't know. Is that another hot dog?

My god. Three winners.

>> Shake. Shake.

No. And now me.

>> Let's go play the club. Forget this guy.

You don't even know.

>> Oh my god, there's been another murder

that no one cares about.

>> Girl, why are you so arrested?

>> Why are you so arrested murder?

>> Suspect.

>> Um Um Why were you on the scene both

times?

>> Um Um

Um

Say it. Use your words.

>> I I don't know. I just happen to be

there. I don't believe it. Uh, your

honor, I'm calling I'm calling your

bluff.

>> I'm calling bluff.

>> Um, I'm actually a cop.

>> Um,

I was looking for a cop, but I'm

actually an undercover cop.

>> An angel cop?

>> Yes, I am.

>> I love angel.

>> This place called Jehovah Witnesses.

Would you care to be a witness today?

No. [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here.

>> We are surrounded by our fallen. Ah,

>> are you the murderer?

>> Yeah.

>> Let me murder that but

>> Oh. Oh,

well, if you insist.

>> Start murdering.

>> Someone left a heel. I'm trying. I'm

trying. I'm trying.

>> I'm trying to find the perfect fit.

Whose heel is this? I'm trying to find

my Cinderella.

>> Wait, I need to do a different voice for

him.

>> Yeah, that's [ __ ]

Go back to making my coffee. I know you

are.

>> I'm trying to find my Cinderella.

>> Sounds like

>> I told you we need more glitter. We need

a more glitter.

>> Does this feel anybody? They love it.

>> It's me.

>> You're the one I'm looking for.

>> I'm sorry, but it's pink, so obviously

it's mine. Anyway, [ __ ] Um, you are

literally being coloristed on your wife

with your mother.

>> Girl, why your neck?

>> You flexible as hell.

>> Wait,

any more characters?

>> Do you want to open our other ones?

>> Oh, yeah. Open the other ones.

>> Open this one.

YEAH.

So loud.

Oh my god. I got this [ __ ] ass.

He literally said, "I don't look for

dying."

So this is what I wanted.

Okay. I want

>> I want the giraffe. If I get the

>> Which one did you want?

>> I wanted um that cute. The rhino.

>> Turn around. What does it get back?

>> Hold on.

I got