This is The Wildest Game on Steam | Guilty As Sock

Do you like feet? This is just one

argument that you may have in Guilty

Assoc. A brand new game where you and

your friends take the role of judge,

jury, prosecutor, and defendant. During

the trial, you have to provide evidence

to strengthen your case using a deck of

randomized cards. And you can even make

your own. So, let's answer the age-old

question. Is Stan pretending he doesn't

like feet? Yeah, he's muted until uh

until Sorry. That's what happened to me.

I present my arguments that Stan likes

feet and pretends not to. I don't like

the witnesses. I don't like the

witnesses. It's a little girl in Santa

Claus.

I just immediately guilty or it's the

right thing to do. Guilty. Uh I might

have put the immediate guilty on for no

reason whatsoever. This is a tough case

for us, buddy.

It's a lost case. Okay, we found a

cracked screen on a phone and on the

device after bringing out the SIM card

and the the the storage, we found

hundreds, no, thousands of pictures of

anime girl feet. What the [ __ ] I mean,

if that's not enough to prosecute, then

I like I don't know. I mean, that that's

that's a phone. It could have been

anyone's phone, realistically. How could

you tie it to to to to to my my my uh my

guy here? You know, your honor, can can

I object? Sure. Um the phone had all of

Stan's details, like where he lived, his

phone number, his mom's mom and dad's

number was on there. Uh it had pictures

of

um one sec. It's on there.

Ah, yeah. I mean, look. I mean, look at

that, boys.

Wow. I'm a big downgrade.

I I I feel like this this this jury,

this this this whole court, I feel like

it's corrupt. Excuse me. Whoa. That is

not going to help your case, Stan. I

feel like I feel like there's a B. Sir,

I silenced him for Yeah. No, that's good

job. I feel like there's a bias. Do you

have anything anything to say? Ben, you

should have seen the photos on that

phone, man. It was [ __ ] owling. Bit

of a filthy How do you show the phone?

You see, I I produced the evidence of a

broken phone. Now, here's the thing. How

do you show the phone? This broken

phone.

This is my phone. So, that phone that he

has there has been tampered with. My

phone's been broken for years. Oh my.

Your honor, I'd like to bring I'd like

to bring a witness to the stand. Feel

like you sidestep my evidence. Okay. Mr.

Ben as a crying little girl

unfortunately had to witness Stan on the

bus looking through the phone that we

produced. Can you tell us? Objection.

Ben, can you can you confirm that that

was Stan's phone? Yes, sir. I he was

looking at random feet on his phone in

the back of a bus. Objection. Objection.

As anyone would know, I do not take

public transport. I do not leave the

house. How would the witness see me on

the bus? He's got a friend. Can you

confirm that that is 100% Stan you saw

on the bus? It definitely look like him.

Not at all. Are you 100% certain that is

the man you saw on the bus? I mean, I

picked him out of the lineup, so I'm

pretty sure. Yeah, you can't you can't I

mean, you can't argue with that. There

were six stands in a room and my

witness, this poor little butchl looking

girl picked out Stan correctly. I I just

mean you could talk to anyone. You they

No, I I don't leave the house, you know.

Your honor,

I have more evidence to present as well.

I have his internet comment history. So,

he might have a Twitter profile, but he

also has another one called Feat Slayer

69XX

and he is he's down bad, sir. He is

constantly in he's in the DMs of women

on Twitter, anime characters. He's

saying like, "Yo, let me get my feet

between those crusty dogs." And one time

he even asked a girl to specifically not

wash for a week so he could really taste

the Parmesan cheese. He's a disgusting

little cretton. What the [ __ ] do you

have to say for yourself?

I just don't know where this evidence is

coming from. I haven't used Twitter in

years. That's a lie. Your honor, he

hasn't used his main Twitter account in

news. He uses his alt profile every day.

I think he's fabricating evidence. I

don't I don't I don't have anything

prepared for this, but it feels like a

fabrication. Stan, this this case has

been ongoing for a year. You've had

plenty of time to prepare. All right. Do

you have anything as evidence to show

me? I uh I submit the evidence of energy

drink and it's given guaranteed

insomnia. So, you have more time to look

at feed pictures. No, the prosecutor

the prosecutor is suffering from

insomnia and delusions. Oh. Oh, I see.

We're attacking character instead of the

evidence. Huh? You're attacking my

character. You're attacking my

character.

Sir, I' I'd like to say that yes, I

drink energy drinks, but they help me

stay awake for this year-long case.

Everything that has been submitted today

has been looked through by scientists,

uh, technology, uh, uh, in I take it

that you you've you've done a drug test,

right? I've done a drug test. Yeah. And

they came out clean.

Yeah. Clean enough. Yeah.

Yeah. That's I have I have I have

evidence in regards to being clean.

Clean enough love. Sorry. I have I have

regard Oh, hold on. Breaking news.

[Laughter]

So, he says he's clean, right? He says

he's clean. Then what's this say? Soap.

The soap. I That's the soap. That's

clearly not used enough. That's clearly

not used enough. Did you see she not see

that? I don't think you realize the

clean part that we meant, right? Your

honor, it's clean enough of drugs. That

that soap was was bought today. It's

It's not used enough because I showered

and then bought the soap. It still has a

price tag on it. Yes, it was bought

today. I showered earlier. What if it

hasn't been used enough yet? Cuz Stan

has uh himself messaged the prosecutor

on Twitter. I don't think the witness

can be objected. Quiet. You've been

trying to give my feet pictures. What

the [ __ ] Oh my god. I don't like the

feet. Take a take a quick look at the

the juror.

[Laughter]

I don't like feet. I have never liked

feet. I will never like feet. Y I have

evidence. I have more evidence. Okay.

I'd like to present this gaming console.

On it. Stan owns games like My Little

Kitty uh feet adventure. He also a he

also has Honey, I got shrunk and now I'm

climbing on all the girls feet. I'd like

to I'd like to I'd like to second part

of that evidence that states that the

gaming console has never left its box.

Hence, those games that he claims that I

have played have never been played on

said console. Your honor, the console

shows play time on the games. There's at

least 100 hours on both those games. It

said it's never left the box. He's

fabricating that. Read the evidence.

Read your honor. There are holes. There

are holes in the box where he plugged it

in. I thought you were going to say

there's holes where you know

flying through his teeth. Sir,

objection, your honor. I am a sock and

not have teeth.

Aha. I mean, Jirro has teeth on his

sock. He's not on trial yet. Are you

targeting me now? No. No. Your honor,

you you stop right there. Your honor,

this is the evidence of any the evidence

piles up. I have more. You have more?

Oh, it would seem like I cannot until

Stan shows his shiny evidence. God. All

right. What? What the hell is that?

Behave yourself. What's your evidence?

My evidence is that there was recently a

violent epidemic and as such nobody