INSIDE Trump's BILLION DOLLAR Fixer Upper: Alcatraz
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I'm a real estate pro. We're at the Rock
to check out a fixer upper because
Donald Trump says he wants to get a good
deal on this one and fix it up. So,
let's see what they'll be running into
and what the costs of fixing this joint
up are going to be.
Um, yeah. Welcome to the rock. Let's get
started. Got a lot of uh salt water
around here, salty air. It's going to
cost me a lot of money to keep this
thing fixed up and uh at least tenant
quality. The listing said they had
upgraded
plumbing. It's already deteriorating.
Good old cast iron. Uh this looks like
it's uh probably just a roof drain
here. That's going to cost a few
dollars. So far, looks like I've got
peeling
plaster. And uh I don't know what to
call these single pane garden style
windows. Those don't look like they're
going to be fun to replace. Here's the
classroom. Now, one thing I noticed is
we did add fire sprinklers, but the iron
pipes are already pretty rusted out, so
we probably added them about 30 years
ago. Let's hope we don't have to rely on
them. Fire sprinkler plumbing is
extremely expensive, especially in a
masonry facility like this. And, you
know, some fluorescent lighting might be
nicer versus these $2 light bulbs. I'd
say this landlord cheaped out a little
bit. They did mention it needed a little
bit of TLC.
The building appears to be
deteriorating at the touch. No wonder
people were able to dig out of here.
It's just sand. Sand walls. Oh my god.
This is a waste drain almost what looks
like a cleanout opportunity. So waste
that comes down from the top goes in
this sort of reservoir bin here and
supposed to drain down this old cast
iron pipe. Uh and clearly we've got some
patchwork on over here. So, we'll have
to check in on the home inspection to
see, you know, what what kind of repairs
needed to be done here. But, uh, let's
just say, uh, so far, uh, we got a few
fire hazards and, uh, not a lot of
upgrades, eh? Yeah. Estimates so far
before coming here of restoring this
facility or somewhere around 250 million
to $1 billion to get this as a
functional supermax or maximum security
style prison. Unfortunately, the more I
go through this, the more I see attempts
uh at uh earthquake retrofitting this a
long time ago. You can see this plating
on both sides of the uh archway just to
support the structural integrity of
this. Remember, earthquakes, one of the
reasons we build out homes out of wood
in California is you get the sway left
to right. Uh and iron is really good at
supporting whereas masonry is not. Uh it
looks like uh earthquake retrofitting
was very much an afterthought here. And
a lot of it so far uh well, let's just
say
uh I don't think it's uh I don't think
it's going to last another earthquake
out
here. So far, everywhere I go on this
island, I see area close signs, and I
wonder
why. It looks like some of the storm
drains might end up having some roots in
the lines. Might have to try to camera
that line to see if we've got any root
issues on this one. Here's the vault
adjacent to the warden's office. A
little sterile. We went a little heavy
with the Swiss coffee semigloss. Looks
like we're uh full-on down plumbing in
this infrastructure here. And
uh been a while since we've had any uh
actual facilities here. Confederate
soldiers were also held here as
prisoners when the facility went from a
military barracks after the Civil War
and defense point to a prison. Mind you,
it was only a prison for 29 years, a
very short period of its existence. It
never reached its formal full capacity
of 360 inmates. probably because, well,
let's just be real, doesn't really seem
to be a facility that uh has gotten a
lot of love. Though, as I say that, I
see new drywall going in over here,
Jack. Some new electrical. There's my
fluorescent lighting. Let's go up. This
is This must be why the listing says
upgrades in progress. All right, Jack.
What do you see here next to the
warden's office over here? It looks like
we got some kind of radio control. A lot
of keys. A bunch of doors. A lot of
keys, light switches.
There's handcuffs on the typewriter.
There is or there are. There are. Oh,
okay. I'm just checking. Just checking.
H. Very interesting.
Even Even where the telephone is, the
wood is falling off the
wall. Enough for just over 330 inmates.
This is the A block. So, if you were a
prisoner and you were told to report to
the A block, here you go.
What is this? It's so long. This looks
like a way to access the utility areas
behind every cell, which I wonder I
think in the movie Escape from Alcatraz,
they showed inmates digging through the
wall, which we saw how soft and sandy
those walls were, right? And then
escaping through some of the utility
corridors behind the cells. Now,
technically, the prison says nobody has
ever successfully escaped, but three
people escaped and were never found.
Their bodies were never found.
The government says they're dead. Do you
believe the government?
Sometimes, you know, I'm going to have
to add this to the home inspection.
We've got some broken glass over here.
Uh, looks like an older louvered window.
You know, I I don't know to get a quote
for dual paneed windows over here. San
Francisco Bay. I don't know. Maybe they
don't need dual pane windows over here.
But, uh, you got quite a few broken
windows. So, we're going to have to ask
for a credit back on this one. You know,
I'm going to have to put quite a bit of
blue tape out around on this one. Yeah.
I put some blue tape here, huh, Jack?
Yeah. Look at the old
radiator. So, an old radiator pumps hot
water uh through basically what are
these little pipes and then it radiates
heat.
people used to put their towels on them
to warm up the towels. Uh but the
problem was sometimes people um had uh
little floor heaters in their bathrooms
and they'd put a towel rack above the
floor heater and the floor heater would
get really hot. So what do you think
would happen when a towel used to be
hung in the 1950s on a towel rack above
a really hot heater? Uh it would dry. It
definitely would dry. But what happens
when it gets really dry and hot? Uh
It's destroyed. Catch us on fire. Bless
you.
But that's okay. You got this little
2-lb fire extinguisher here. You think
that's going to cut it? Dude, we have
bigger fire extinguishers at home than
this. You know, I think this landlord
once again cheaping out. Okay. Do we
have fire sprinklers here? At least I
don't I don't even see fire sprinklers.
Do you see fire sprinklers? No, I don't
see any fire sprinklers. I see conduit.
They prevent you from going up a ladder
by just putting glass on it. Plexiglass.
Um, I don't think you can do anything in
here. You just like, where do you even
sleep? You just sleep on the floor. Ah,
they would have probably rolled out some
kind of cloth bed. Oh, here. Here's an
example, Jack, of how you can sleep. Oh,
yeah.
Oh, I like how they have the paper sort
of mâe examples of people sleeping sort
of like they did in the escape from
Alcatraz.
Oh, see they have the hole. What? Right
there. See the hole in the wall where
you dig through the hole? Oh, yeah. to
escape. Yeah. And we saw how soft that
wall was. And it goes right into that
utility corridor. Probably right there.
How would they dig through it? Three
months. Three months to dig through it.
And then Yeah. Here's the utility
corridor. No. How would they dig through
it? Spoons. Spoons and tools that they
get from the machine shop.
[Music]
Jack, I'm not seeing a lot of upgraded
plumbing. I was promised upgraded
plumbing. Yeah.
This right here is the visitor booth.
So, prisoners would be able to walk up
to the visitor booth uh and then wait
for their family to show up. Hopefully,
uh the family would already be there.
You can't you can't walk over there. You
can't. Looks like the family's not
allowed on that side. Uh, clickbait
again. Once again, you know, we promised
visitor booths and uh, all we got is
more damaged glass. You know, that's
going to cost me at least another $90.
If I use my Lowe's Per pros discounts, I
might be able to get another $90 toilet.
But I got to install that, too. And you
know how hard it's going to be to
actually bolt a new toilet onto what I'm
assuming is some old nasty cast iron.
I'm probably going to have to dig down
and get myself a new sleeve in on the on
on the connections. It's crazy. It's
like a baby toilet. Well, cuz it's
broken. And every cell every single
cell. They promised me functional
plumbing. Yeah. Wow.
So the um this material has a lot more
rock in it, but I can also still with my
finger, just with my finger rubbing
this, I have bits and pieces of the
concrete coming off onto uh my hand. So
imagine you sit here with a spoon for 3
months, you probably get through it,
huh? Into the utility corridor just like
what we saw down below cuz of all the
moisture. That's crazy. Yeah. If it's
this bad on the bottom floor, I don't
suspect it's going to be better on the
upper floor. And I promise
renovations. So far, I'm not seeing
renovation. Where are the renovations,
Jack? 36 different prisoners attempted
to escape in 14 separate escape
attempts. It's because multiple
prisoners can try to leave at once,
right? One even resulted in the Battle
of Alcatraz. Gunshots, people killed. It
It got intense out here. Well, let's
just say um from an acquisition point of
view, this is uh this this might be more
than a wedge deal. This is turning into
quite the fixer
upper. Oh, look, Jack. The gun gallery.
In case there were violent outbreaks or
escape attempts, you could just shoot
from there. That's not fair. They they
got like that's a little unfair. Look,
they could literally get a view straight
down each of the blocks. All right. So,
the DB block is solitary, but they don't
have any electronics on these doors with
the exception of what appears to be a
bell switch. So, this was clearly added
afterwards, you know, after we invented
electricity. Uh, this would be a bell.
Uh, and it looks like there's a little
bell sitting on top of that electrical
junction box right here where a little
probably uh, you know, incandescent
light bulb would turn on. A bell would
ring implying that somebody wanted to
get in through this door. Here would be
your access to view who was trying to
get through the door, obviously. And
then it looks like you just had two key
locks to unlock the bolts of this door.
Uh, no electronics in this door at all.
It's just an iron door with two key
locks. And that's it. Looks like an
armored door from rust. It looks a
little like an armored door from rust.
And you can see this is where the uh
locks would go in. Again, downside, no
electronics. Although this looks like at
some point maybe they added some
electronics. So it's possible that the
top one here may have had a an addedon
electrical mechanism, but I would argue
that don't worked well anymore. Even
their construction site looks like it's
in decay. All right, Jack, you're on
recess. Go play tag with the prisoners.
There you go. There's your freedom.
I don't think this is very safe. I think
we could boost. Honestly, I think I
could boost you by you jumping on my
hands if I got on a knee right here.
Boosted you up. You grab onto this.
Freedom, baby. Yeah, freedom. It's not
even minimally secure. Fix her upper.
It's a fixer upper full of bird poop.
And look, did they disclose this repair?
Probably not. They have a new window in
here. And when I say new, it's probably
from the 80s. Wow. Old school metal
detector.
[Music]
Question for you. Has Has the Donald
Trump renovation started yet? No. No.
No. Okay. Next week. I don't know, sir.
No. Okay. All right. You know how many
hours it's going to take for me to
scrape all this off and try to level
this? I could either float new concrete,
but then I'm probably going to collapse
everything under new weight, or I'm
going to have to get a bunch of people
scraping this to try to level this out
to get some new flooring down. This is
This is unacceptable. You know, this
this seller is really uh cheaping out
over here. Oh, Jack, they have your
favorite
food. Steamed wheat. Steamed wheat. I
I'll tell you the things I like on
there. I don't know what steamed wheat
is. Neither do I. I I like scrambled
eggs. I like fresh milk. I like bread. I
like butter on stuff.
Uh,
how come they only have pictures of
knives? Yeah. Pretty sure all these
rusted pipes were just painted over. I
think I'm being scammed over here.
Somebody just came in here and sprayed.
Didn't even wipe the dust off.
Unacceptable.
Yeah. Mistake number one. New railing.
It's not brass. Have they ever been to
Trump Tower? Okay. We go gold. Gold. Not
this. Yeah. system like this. Oh, this
is the
laundry, man. Come on. That's how you're
masking off these windows. You know how
much labor goes into masking the windows
like this? You probably spent more labor
on tape at San Francisco wages than what
it cost to just replace the whole
freaking window. This is unacceptable. I
could get myself a window that size
contractor's warehouse special on the
discount rack. I don't know, 400 bucks.
Bet you they spent more money taping it.
So, that was the laundry. These are the
showers. So if you wanted to shower
around a bunch of other dudes, this is
the privacy you would have
gotten. What do you don't even want to
shower next to your brother? You want to
shower next to everyone?
Yeah, I'm I'm fine with showering next
to my brother now. Oh. Oh, what
changed? You know how many roots are
probably in this pipe? It looks like
they damaged the structural integrity of
the masonry foundation here. And that's
where one of my iron I-beams is resting
on. So, we've carved out the support for
the iron I-beam to run plumbing. What
are the structural engineers going to
think of this? What you say?
My say my iron.
Well, if we're going to buy it and
renovate it, you got to take ownership.
You say my, it's not yours yet. That's
true. We're going to buy it first. But
we got to negotiate credits cuz this is
much more of a fixer upper than we were
promised.
Is it fix or not a word? It's a
hyphenated set of two words. So, I don't
know about you, but I'd say uh the
plumbing might be suffering a little bit
of a a derangement offset over
here. Coffee time. Let's go get coffee.
More I look at this, the more I think
what we really need to do is just scrape
it and start over. I mean, you've got
netting on the side of the building
here. You know why there's netting on
the side of the building? It ain't for
birds to get in the windows. It's
because they're so worried about more
rocks of the side of the walls falling
off and then hitting tourists. It's
crazy. This would fail. The Meet Kevin
home inspection. This is even worse than
what you would want in a wedge deal
because again, you got to scrape it and
start over. You can see over here at the
end, probably to get people nicer
pictures, you've got uh what looks like
at least repainted and patched up
plaster over here. But this this is a
disaster. Scrape it, start over. And at
that point, why build for what's going
to at least in the 1950s cost three
times as much money per head at a prison
than any other prison in the United
States. Why? Because you got to boat in
troops and supplies. Wait, wait. Let's
look at on the map. Let's see if it says
Yeah, go ahead. Look at the map.
So, keep that in mind. It cost three
times as much back in the 1950s to ferry
in water, propane, food, inmates. They
hold the Alcatraz triathlon here because
the water's not actually that cold.
People think the water is as cold as the
Titanic. It's somewhere between 50 to
60° out here. Technically, you won't get
hypothermic in that water. for up to
potentially two hours. The rock was
initially used as well, nothing until
the governor of Mexico actually
requested a private land owner build a
lighthouse on the facility in exchange
for getting the entire rock for free.
That's right. The governor of Mexico
gave the rock, the entire island away
for free in exchange for a lighthouse.
And in 1846, after the treaty of
Guadalupe Herago, where we ended the
Mexican-American War, what we ended up
finding was the facility was sold again
for
$5,000 after the federal government took
it. They sold it for $5,000 to a private
individual, but that individual never
got paid because the Filillmore
administration revoked the deal. And
that family spent over 40 years in court
unsuccessfully trying to get their
$5,000 payment for the island, which is
now federal property. And in the 1860s
became a Civil War facility with over
105 cannons. Cannons. So I have a real
estate startup. It's called House Hack.
And I'll tell you, there's one thing you
don't want to get yourself into. it's a
fixer upper that costs too much money
because obviously your ROI is going to
be negative. But sometimes it becomes
even impossible to determine what your
ROI is. The infrastructure has been here
so long that the electrical conduit is
rotting away. So, uh I don't know that
there's anything left functional here
that we can actually still use. Man,
look at this. Every portion of the
property is falling apart. It's
remarkable.
Remarkable. See, the best kind of fixer
upper is a fixer upper. You can go in,
do paint, carpet, light fixtures,
plumbing fixtures, kitchen, bathroom.
Done. This is roof, windows, walls,
foundation, core plumbing, core
electrical,
uh, fire, sprinklers. Everything that
you need here is old, decrepit, and
falling apart to the point where it
makes more sense to just net off the
pieces that are falling apart than
actually fix it. Hey, Jack. Yeah. The
bathrooms are in such bad condition that
they have to close the bathrooms for
repairs and they installed portaotties
instead. That's how bad the condition of
this facility is. They don't even have
bathrooms for the tourists that raise
this facility over $60 million a year in
tourist revenue. Oh wow. And there's a
container ship. I wonder if that came
from China. Hey, we better collect our
tariffs on that. Yeah, they had to add
temporary framing just to keep the
archway up because the concrete on this
island is all trash. If people were able
to dig out of it with spoons over 70
years ago, probably more like 90 years
ago, what do you think the condition of
the concrete is today?
Uh, even worse. We found the most
valuable thing on the entire island. It
is the warden's
vehicle. The rest is a tear down. Donald
Trump's got a lot of work cut out for
him. That's what I'm talking about. Face
mask optional, baby.
And you have to have gloves. You have to
have work boots, safety glasses, hard
hats. But what does it say about the
mask? Optional. Thank you, Jack. We got
weeds coming out of the gutters.
Might have uh more problems than we
bargained for. Where are the gutters?
All the way up the top. Oh, yeah.
Where's the broken glass on the windows?
This is not what I was pitched. Okay.
Expectation versus reality. here. I get
a little bit of mildew on the walls.
When I get over there, I get netting. I
get falling concrete. I get broken
windows. You know, this this is a trick.
It's clickbait. It's Look at that. It's
like they got a new apartment building
right there. That's not what I saw over
there. Look, it's clickbait water. Yeah.
Why not advertise these things that you
told us here? I feel like nobody else
knows about this. We'll we'll try a
little advertising and see how it goes.
Congratulations, man. You have done so
much. People love you. People look up to
you. Kevin Praath there, financial
analyst and YouTuber, Meet Kevin. Always
great to get your take.
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