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🦴 No Man's Sky Relics Expedition Full Playthrough - Day 1 🦴

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right, everybody. Break out the 07s.

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It's time to go live on

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Twitch. And once again, Hello Games has

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shocked us with another expansion and

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expedition right after they just came

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out with one. Hello, my name is Kemp

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Richard. We're live at

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twitch.tv/catmerchard. And we're going

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to shift gears a little bit uh from

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Assassin's Creed Shadows over to a

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little bit of No Man's Sky because,

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well, I I want to check it out. I'm

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actually quite surprised. Uh, Glacier

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says, "Another expedition." Didn't think

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there was a new one. Yeah, it's they

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they've just they're they're going ham

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on expeditions now. It's crazy, right?

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Yeah, it's like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

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They used to do about three to four

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expeditions a year, but then I think

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last year they surprised us. I think

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they did uh what was it like five or six

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expeditions. Hello, Zero Gravity.

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Welcome back. How about a nice cup of

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liberty? All right. Yeah, Captain Don

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says, "Expedition time. Let's get

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boned." That's right. That's a That's a

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good way to put it. Uh, Expo rewards are

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cool. Yeah, we're going to cover all

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that stuff. We're go over the patch

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notes real quick here. Uh, Zero Gravity

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says, "Strangely for PS4 version uh

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update isn't out yet, but for PS5 I

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already downloaded it. Shame. I won't

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migrate until cross save is working for

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me. Need that main save progress? Is

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there no way? Is there no way to

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manually back up a PS4 save? Is there?

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Yeah, any kind." Hey, T Roy. Welcome

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back. So, but yeah, welcome everybody.

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Hello, Citizen Steve. Uh yeah, Dave

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Langanger says, "I'm digging the update.

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No samurai sky." Yeah, exactly. No

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samuris for today. Uh we are going to be

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jumping into the new update which came

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out it came out I want to say around

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9:30 a.m. my time. So it's it's been out

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for a few hours now. Uh hopefully

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hopefully no major blockers or bugs for

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the expedition or what have you. Uh they

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are boning up on things. Yeah. As will

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the rest of us when we jump into No

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Man's Sky. All righty. Well, let's uh

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let's do this. Uh why don't we quickly

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go over the patch notes? Uh, I was

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running a little bit late. It's having

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some tech difficulties on my side. My uh

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my stream PC, it runs fine. It runs

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absolutely fine. Just having some reboot

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problems still. I just haven't been able

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to figure out why. Uh, sometimes when I

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reboot, the the system powers up, but

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then nothing happens. Like literally

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nothing happens. It's just power comes

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on and that's it, you know? No posting,

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nothing. I just have to boot it a few

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times and it finally

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works. Okay, so uh loving the science

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blue trick shirt Red Relion. I'm glad

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you noticed that. I'm glad you noticed

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that. Um, I finally I last night I

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finally watched I got around to watching

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the the rest of season 5 of Star Trek

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Lower Decks. And I'm actually genuinely

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bummed that's it. You know, they only

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did five seasons, about 50 episodes. Uh,

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and then I don't know. I I I kind of saw

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conflicting things that said that they

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planned to only have five seasons, but

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then I saw other articles that said that

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the show was cancelled because, well,

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you know, just shows get cancelled

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sometimes. Uh, let's see here. I got to

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pull this up. But uh but yeah, I just

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last night I finally watched the the

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last few episodes that I hadn't seen

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just yet uh for this show. Yeah. Hi

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guys, I'm Jim Cameron. No, not this

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show. Hold on. Not that show. This show.

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Yeah, Star Trek uh Lower Decks. If you

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are a Star Trek fan and you have a any

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any kind of sense of humor whatsoever,

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uh you you really should watch Lower

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Decks. It's it's very it's a very very

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very self-re referential show uh in so

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much as that it references just tons and

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tons and tons of the Star Trek that

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preceded it and it's awesome. Plus, it's

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it's it's kind of fun. Uh the animation

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is really good. It's done by a company

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called Tit Mouse. They've done dozens

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and dozens of shows. Uh and it's just

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the humor is just spoton. It has uh

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what's his name? Jack Jack Quaid who's

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uh I think he's the son of what is it?

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Uh uh god, what's what's the what's his

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father's name? He's a prolific actor.

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Was it not not Randy Quaid, Dennis

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Quaid? Yeah, it's Dennis Quaid's son.

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Um, but yeah, it just it focuses on the

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it focuses on some of the the well the

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literally the lower deckers, you know,

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the officers that aren't necessarily the

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bridge crew. They're the other officers

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stationed at other parts of the ship.

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Uh, and oddly enough, they frequently,

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you know, end up be becoming the focus

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of all the missions and

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things. Uh, let's see here. No drops

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this time. Good fellow. I didn't see

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anything about drops specifically, so

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probably not this time around. Uh that

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said, you know, they still do drops, but

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they don't do them they only do them

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like three times a year. So yeah, they

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just had drops what, like two months

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ago, three months ago. So maybe in like

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another couple of months when they have

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another expansion, they'll probably do

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Twitch drops. Uh so let's see. So

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disappointed Lower Decks is finished.

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Yeah, they're 50 episodes. I have I have

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a hunch though. I have a hunch maybe

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possibly that they'll end up doing a

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movie. You know, shows like this when

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they're they're really really popular,

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but you know, sadly they do end. Usually

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they end up doing a movie. you know,

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some like 80 90minute movie that'll end

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up on Paramount Plus. Uh I haven't I

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haven't read anything that says they're

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going to do that, but uh yeah, I I hope

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they do. I hope they do. I hopefully

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haven't heard the last of uh uh you

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know, the cast and crew of the Cerritos.

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The was it the USS Cerritos? Tit Mouse

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or Pit Mouse? Tit Mouse. It's an

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animation company. Uh first time I ever

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saw anything that they did was um uh I

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think it was Metal Aocalypse. They were

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the animation company behind Metal

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Aocalypse, which is awesome. I hate bump

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that track. All right. Uh, one of the

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crazy qu one of them the crossover

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episode Star Trek uh, Strange New

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Worlds. Yeah, that was awesome. That was

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awesome. Yeah, they they they

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specifically had a crossover episode uh,

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with liveaction actors from Lower Decks

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and then, you know, the animated version

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of Strange New Worlds

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crew. Uh, Red Letter Media legend Jack

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Quaid. I guess I' I've I've seen some

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Red Letter Media. I can't say I watch

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them all the time, so I don't know if

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he's actually been on there or not.

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Uh, like every season cover looks like a

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movie poster. Yeah, it's just it's just

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a fun show. It's a very, very fun show.

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Lots of, like I said, it's lots of Star

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Trek based humor and there are some

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really really obscure references that

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they reference on the show because it's

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animated. Each episode's only like 24

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minutes long. But yeah, there are five

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seasons, 50 episodes. If you've never

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seen it and you consider yourself a Star

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Trek fan, you have to. Although, it

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depends depends on what you're into. My

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my father tried to watch the show and he

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couldn't get into it at all cuz he's

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like, "Ah, it doesn't feel like Star

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Trek to me." you know, that kind of

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thing. But that's okay. Uh, it's Yeah,

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it's it's it's fun. All right. Uh, yeah,

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Tit Mouse do a few adult swim shows.

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Yeah, they've done a lot of cartoons. If

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you go to their website, um, I didn't

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realize that they were the company

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behind tons and tons of cartoons out

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there. Uh, so let's see. Uh, he's been

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on best of, worst, uh, Wheel of the

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Worst a few times. Okay, gotcha. Yeah,

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like I said, I I know I I know the the

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biggest thing that I've ever seen uh

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Redletter Media do, which I think is

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kind of what got them kind of famous,

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was their critiques of the Star Wars

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movies. You know, all the different Star

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Wars movies, the what was it like the

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prequels and the sequels and stuff. And,

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you know, for the most part, I I kind of

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agree uh with most of their opinions.

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Although one of the cast members, I

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think he's not a regular on the show

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anymore, but he was at one point, openly

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stated when they were doing their review

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of uh Star Wars 7, he felt that Star

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Wars 7 was better than uh Star Wars

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Return of the Jedi. And I was like,

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well, that's enough for me, you know?

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It's like I I can't take this guy

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seriously ever again. So, he's like he's

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like, "Oh, yeah. It's definitely, you

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know, he was like Star Wars 7 was great.

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Yeah, it's even better than Return of

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the Jedi." And it's like, are are you

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high, sir? What is there like a mental

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disability that I I should know about?

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Yeah. But anyways, long story short, uh

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yeah, Star Trek um Lower Decks final

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season fin I know it's been out since

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last year, but I just finally watched

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the last few episodes last night and I I

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had it was fun, but then I had a sad

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because it's like, oh, that's that's the

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end. Yeah. All right. Uh we are now in a

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European rave

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apparently. All let's check out the

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patch notes for relics. The relics

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update. This did just come out today.

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eight says relics. Introducing update

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5.6. Uh, turn your hand to paleontology

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in update 5.6 relics, unear hundreds of

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unique bones. Assemble skeletons to

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design fossil exhibits. Join the

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community on an expedition to recreate

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lost creatures. Battle against

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gargantuan stone guardians and more. Or

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let me let me pull this up here. I

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forgot to set up the trailer. Let's

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watch the trailer. Uh, right meow. Give

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me just a sec. Uh, sorry. I forgot to

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set this up ahead of

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time. H. Also, why is my audio linker

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not working?

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Right. Like I said, I just been having

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some tech difficulties today, but

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hopefully today's stream will be aok.

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Okay. All right. So, here it is. Here is

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your trailer for No Man's Sky Relics.

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Uh, let's watch it.

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Relics brings archaeology to No Man's

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Sky.

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Design your own skeletal

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displays. Create your own museum. Barter

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to find the rarest

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exhibits. But some things are buried for

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a reason.

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[Music]

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more will follow.

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Throbbing

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poles, pbing thrills. All righty. Well,

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anyways, there you go. That's the

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trailer for No Man's Sky Relics. And

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yeah, let's just do a quick rundown of

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the patch notes. Uh so for those you

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haven't read these patch notes, can

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check them out and we'll jump into the

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game. Uh oh, wow. Now I can see

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expedition. Yes. One of the best quality

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of life additions is being able to mark

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planets so we can fly to them. Yes.

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Yeah. With the new Titan planets, man.

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Yeah. God, it got a little difficult

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finding certain moons and things when

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you have to fly like five minutes in one

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direction, then hopefully, you know,

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take a left or a right or up down and,

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you know, find the moon that you're

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looking for. Hopefully, you can make a

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xenoskeleton. A xenomorph skeleton. Hey

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PK, welcome. Yeah, new update for No

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Man's Sky. Uh, says, "Design creature

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skeletons. Design and assemble complete

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skeletons from your collection of

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ancient bones. Imagine how ancient alien

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creatures might have looked and

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reassemble their bodies from their

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fossilized remains with millions of

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possibilities for unique species. Yeah.

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So, you can uh you can also create your

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own museum. I I mistakenly referred to

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this as the archaeology update.

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Apparently, it's paleontology. Yeah, one

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of those ologies where you go dig up old

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stuff. Reanimated guardians, hulking

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stone, life forms slumber by planetary

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fossil beds, defending these ancient

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burial grounds from travelers who would

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seek to disturb them. Travelers like

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myself and probably you if you jump in

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on this new update. Ah, so new enemy

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type. Interesting. Uh, collect a huge

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variety of bones. Exume a vast array of

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ancient bones from rib cages plated to

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spike to limbs dangling and grasping

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skulls from war hounds, bog snappers,

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and titan worms. An assortment of tails

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and tailbones. There are hundreds of

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unique fossilized parts to unearth.

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That'll be exciting. Yeah, we get all

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Jurassic Park on. Except they're still

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dead. Yeah. Relics expedition. That's

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where we're going to start today. They

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sign up with the Galactic Pale Paleology

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Society and join the community on a

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journey to recreate ancient life forms

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and uncover secrets left undisturbed for

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millennia. Ah, so you can dig up old

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stuff. Fossil trading. Visit fossil

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collectors aboard space stations to sell

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your created fossil exhibits or trade

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some of your bones for any of their

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broad selection of fossils. Haggle and

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experiment to find the best deal. Ooh,

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there's going to be haggling in the

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game. That's a first, I believe. I don't

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I don't Yeah, I think that's a first.

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Hopefully, they'll be haggling for other

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things eventually as well. I can already

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see my new base build, Captain Denton's

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Boner Museum. Yes. Would a xenomorph

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have a skeleton? They're very insect

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like, so I guess instead of a, you know,

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an endoskeleton, they would have an

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exoskeleton. I guess that's how you

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could describe it. I think they're all

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just like juicy mush on the inside. It's

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acidic juicy mush. Uh, it feels like the

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last update came out just yesterday. I

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love this game. I know. It's crazy,

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right? All right. Improved abandoned

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mode. Playing in an abandoned universe

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has been streamlined and enhanced.

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Dererick space stations now contain

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functional upgrade stations for the exo

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suit, starship, and multi-tool, as well

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as salvage boxes containing valuable

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upgrades. Travelers can scavenge further

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technologies from planetary buried

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caches and purple systems are

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automatically visible on the galaxy. So,

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there you

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go. It's Yeah, they look like actual big

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dinosaur dig sites. otherworldly bone

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creatures on planets where ancient bones

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can be found within purple star systems.

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Skeletal fauna have risen from their

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fossil beds to roam their planetary

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homes once more. So, and I and I have to

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be honest, when I first saw this, when I

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I I hear me out here before you start

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judging me poorly. I saw this and I was

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like, what is the rationale between just

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a bunch of bones walking around? I

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thought to myself, it's like it does. I

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mean, even even for a sci-fi sense, if

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something is dead, uh, and it like comes

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back to life as a skeleton, is this is

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this supposed to be I don't know, is

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this sci-fi or is this like the mildest

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form of horror seeing skeletons just

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walking

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around? And how how does that make

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scientific sense even a in a sci-fi

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fantastic sci-fi game like No Man's Sky?

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But then I thought to myself, this is No

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Man's Sky. You literally have like ball

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like sensient balls rolling around or

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you know uh like electric buildings and

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robots stomping around that just kind of

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occur naturally and all sorts of stuff.

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Yeah. The reality glitches and the like.

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So I was like, you know what? Although I

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think this is at least a bit mildly

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silly even for a sci-fi game. It's like

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it's No Man's Sky. You they can pretty

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much do whatever they want given the

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weirdness that we've already seen in the

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game. They're they're creatures that are

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are like living plants that walk around

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and stuff. I mean Lone Wolf is like,

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"Ah, no. I'm judging already. Hey,

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Microhex. Welcome. Yeah. Yeah.

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Microhacks, they they've they've had

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they're just going ham already in

13:25

2025. Uh this the actual words were more

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will follow. Yes, indeed. So, yeah,

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could be nanobots controlling the bones,

13:33

right? I was trying to rationalize like

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is this is this supposed to be like

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haunted house type fair now or you have

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these just it's like oh it's just

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literally skeletons because it would

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imply that this was once a creature that

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was alive, right? and it had died and

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then all of its flesh had just, you

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know, rotted away and been microbes

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eaten away. So, it's just a skeleton.

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So, what's the rationale behind bones, a

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skeleton just walking around? But I

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thought to myself, it's like it's No

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Man's Sky. This isn't the weirdest thing

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you could see in No Man's Sky by a long

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shot. So, uh, let's see. Zur Gravity

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says, "This is sigh fantasy." Anyways,

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yeah, that's and that's kind of that's

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kind of why I I stopped myself because I

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was like, "Hey, this is No Man's Sky.

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They've kind of gone beyond even just

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sci-fi in general into a lot of like

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really weird uh strange aspects of

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possibilities in reality. So yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Go for it. Glacier. Yeah. Fire up

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that expedition. Hopefully you get start

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off on a in a good

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area. Yeah. It would be better if they

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still had muscle tissue and skin

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attached. Right. Like I said, I was

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trying to I was trying to do away with

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any kind of logic and say this is No

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Man's Sky. It's it doesn't matter cuz at

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this point is it kind of like it's maybe

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you know I I hate to say it but I think

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maybe this is stuff that they've made

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for uh Light No Fire and they're like

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hey maybe we can add this as content to

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No Man's Sky. So where in a fantasy

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concept like we saw in the Light No Fire

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videos that they're already like

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skeletons walking around and other other

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you know fantasy tropes. Uh maybe they

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decided to say it's like hey why don't

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we just reuse these assets or make

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similar assets for No Man's Sky. So, but

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anyway, so yeah, there are bone

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creatures that are going to be in the

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game. All right, share fossil creations.

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Package assembled fossils into fused

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exhibits conveniently stored in the

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inventory. Reorganize reorganize your

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museum layout with ease or gift your

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displays to other travelers. Get ready

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to be given a lot of skeletons on the

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anomaly. Yeah, instead of uh starship AI

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valves, someone gives you like a billion

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dollars worth of stuff, they're going to

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slip a entire dinosaur carcass into your

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back

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pocket. Oh, that sucks.

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Avalanche. All right. Living stone hard

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pack. Participants in the relics

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expedition can earn this unusual flight

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device sculpted from the remains of

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sensient rock. So yeah, it's a new type

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of backpack, jetpack, life support, that

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kind of thing. Ah, big stone golems. Uh,

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bone

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cuisine. Where's Mammon? I want him to

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test my bone cuisine. Prepare uh new

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bonebased recipes in the nutrient

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processor to ingest for health and

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protective benefits or to present to

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iteration Cronis for critique judgment

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and potential remnumeration. Yeah. Would

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you like to try my bone

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cuisine? Oh yeah. Here we go. Planetary

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dig sites. Visit roaming fossil

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collectors and harvest large bone caches

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at paleontological digs. Say that five

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times fast. Uh established upon many

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worlds across the galaxies. Yeah, dig

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sites where you can go dig up dinosaurs

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and stuff. Would you like my bone sauce?

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I would love a carcass shoved into my

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back pocket. Yeah. So, some enemies are

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called stone ghosts. So, this could be

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reanimated bones, meaning those are also

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stone creatures as bones to fossilize.

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Yeah. Yeah. I was about to say where

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there's, you know, stone stone monsters.

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And it's like, what? That seems fine.

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But why do I have a problem with just a

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bunch of bones walking

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around? Five bucks a nibble. Yeah. Uh,

16:43

living stone customization. So, this is

16:45

this is pretty cool. I think this is

16:46

going to be pretty popular. Uh, it says,

16:48

"Complete the Relics Expedition to

16:49

unlock a complete living stone

16:51

appearance override. A powerful magnetic

16:53

field runs through this ancient stone,

16:54

turning lumpin rock into something

16:56

almost alive." Ah, so I think that's

16:59

going to be kind of cool. There's a new

17:00

staff that you can get as well. I like

17:01

this outfit, though. I might actually

17:02

try to wear that today if we can uh beat

17:04

the expedition. So, yeah. Yeah, there it

17:06

is. I don't know. I kind of I kind of

17:07

like it in a way. It's like Yeah. making

17:09

armor out of stone. Although kind of all

17:11

the hands are also stone. Interesting.

17:14

And here we go. Speaking of walking

17:16

around bones, the Rolex Expedition

17:17

unlocks the exclusive living fossil

17:19

companion, a loyal fleshless creature of

17:21

animated bone. Again, you know, they

17:23

have they have creatures that are just

17:25

nothing but pure energy in this game.

17:27

And figure bones walking around should

17:29

be okay as well. Uh bone cuisine is what

17:32

they used to call me in college. Yeah.

17:34

Yeah. They used to call me permanent

17:35

failure in college. Yeah, it's they were

17:39

right. Uh yeah, the people who were

17:41

telling me that weren't my peers. It was

17:42

like my counselors and teachers and

17:45

stuff. Oh, sad. Uh, but living stone

17:48

centuries. Uh, floating stone guardians

17:49

protect fossil sites, hurling masses of

17:51

rock and crystal at any who would seek

17:53

to exume their beds of ancient bones.

17:56

Beds of bone. Boning in bed. Uh, crafty

17:58

and challenging opponents. These

17:59

guardians will sometimes even resort to

18:01

self-destruction to defend their

18:02

territory. Ah, good. We need some

18:05

tougher enemies in this game. People in

18:07

college called me dropout. And that was

18:09

after he dropped out, so it was

18:10

accurate. This armor looks sick, and the

18:12

staff from previous expedition is so

18:14

right for it. Well, there's a new staff

18:15

as well. I'll show it to you. Zero

18:17

gravity. Uh, colossal stone effiges. The

18:19

crumbling ruins of relic worlds are

18:21

watched over by monumental stone

18:23

figures, vestigages of long dead alien

18:25

civilizations. These mysterious effiges

18:27

appear dormant, their purpose lost to

18:29

time until they awaken and stab your

18:31

face with some

18:32

bone. All right. Well, anyways, uh Oh,

18:35

yeah. Now, I think this is actually kind

18:36

of cool. Uh rare skeletal sandworms

18:39

thunder through the dunes and darken the

18:40

skies of some worlds bringing an even

18:42

stranger variety to these titanic life

18:44

forms. So yeah, the titan worms the you

18:46

know when you go to worm planets you

18:47

these giant duneesque worms you know

18:50

flying shy hulu. They're now they now

18:52

have skeleton versions. I actually I

18:54

really want to see that in game. I bet

18:55

that's going to look awesome. Purchase

18:57

stone relics. Bold explorers can steal

18:59

the vigilant stones left by slumbering

19:00

guardians. These rare relics are highly

19:02

lucrative but may provoke vengeance from

19:04

the eyes original owner. H. It's kind of

19:06

like a those colossal abyssal horrors

19:08

where you have to steal their

19:09

eyeball. All right. Decorate freely with

19:12

your bone. Uh, enjoy complete decorative

19:14

freedom with precision placement of

19:15

individual bones. Designed even more

19:16

outlandish biologydefying skeletons or

19:19

simply furnish habitable bases with

19:20

skeletal decoy. I like that. Even they

19:22

acknowledge outlandish biologydefying

19:24

skeletons. See, they that's why I'm like

19:26

it's like ah yeah, I mean they they know

19:28

they're just going completely hammer at

19:30

this point. Skeletal shinken bone pig.

19:34

All right. What was that game where you

19:36

had to Was it Was it called Shadow of

19:38

the Colossus where it's like you you

19:39

were this little dude. You have to fight

19:41

the big big stone things. I want a Titan

19:44

bone worm. Yes. Wouldn't we all? All

19:47

right. Basilless crown staff. Yeah,

19:48

dude. Check this staff out. Travelers

19:50

completing the relics expedition will be

19:51

rewarded with the exclusive Basilus

19:53

crown staff, a fused pillar of bone and

19:55

circuitry. Beware its gaze. Dude, look

19:58

at this. Hold on. This is like This is

19:59

like Skeletor's wand or staff or

20:01

whatever. Doesn't that look cool? Yeah.

20:04

It looks like something out of, you

20:05

know, like Warhammer or something. No

20:07

joke, some people in uni called me Jesus

20:09

because I had a beard, walked around

20:10

with a big book, and didn't exist. Oh,

20:13

wow. Uh, to be fair, my health was so

20:15

weak back then, I barely attended. Ah, I

20:17

see. All right. Well, hopefully

20:21

hopefully may the uh force of the sky

20:24

wizard be with you. All right. Uh, let's

20:26

see. So, anyways, uh, yes. I dude, I

20:29

want I want to get this. Looks pretty

20:31

cool. All right, here's the big one.

20:33

Interplanetary navigation. Pin celestial

20:35

bodies to your starship's navigational

20:36

systems uh from the discovery screen to

20:39

help locate undiscovered planets within

20:40

the solar system or narrow down your

20:42

search for rare planetary features such

20:43

as ancient bones or distant worlds.

20:45

Yeah, finally being able to tag moons

20:47

around Titan planets will make finding

20:49

them a lot lot easier. So, that's a

20:51

that's a very nice quality of life uh

20:53

thing. And then they the I think Seawn

20:55

Murray retweeted somebody. He's like,

20:56

"This is the best thing they've done in

20:58

years." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Best

21:00

low-key part of the update, right, Dave?

21:03

Uh, all right. Well, anyways, so there

21:05

you go. And then, of course, if you want

21:06

to read the full patch notes, you can

21:07

simply go to no mansy.com, click on

21:09

release log, and that is where the

21:11

relics update will be

21:13

listed. Okay. Yeah, Resonate, welcome.

21:16

Hello. All right, so yeah, so we're

21:17

about to jump into that. Just real

21:19

quick, I just do want to make a quick

21:21

plug for yours truly. Um, I'm hoping to

21:23

put together a uh for later this year,

21:26

an alien RPG live stream where myself

21:29

and potentially other content creators

21:31

uh will do a an RPG stream just like how

21:34

we did last October with D and D, with

21:35

Varity, Katie Peters, None Good Left,

21:37

and Gwen Leanne. And so, uh, I'm trying

21:39

to raise funds to get the latest updated

21:42

set, which is not out now. It's actually

21:44

on Kickstarter. It was on Kickstarter as

21:46

of yesterday. So, I'm hoping to put

21:47

together hopefully like a live RPG

21:50

stream set in the Aliens RPG universe or

21:53

Alien Universe as opposed to Dungeons

21:54

and Dragons. Uh, they do have a

21:56

Kickstarter that's been wildly

21:58

successful already. They've already

21:59

raised over $1.3 million over their

22:02

official or initial goal of 50 grand.

22:04

Uh, so what I'm trying to do is I'm

22:05

trying to get one of their bigger pledge

22:06

packages that has all the core rule

22:08

books, uh, all the, you know, Colonial

22:10

Marines expansions, Wayani info, and

22:13

some of the other game, uh, that they

22:16

are putting in some of the bigger

22:17

packages. We're already raised, uh,

22:18

about twothirds of our goal, trying to

22:20

raise 397 bones. So, if you'd like to

22:22

contribute and help make an Aliens RPG

22:25

stream happen on this channel, uh, feel

22:27

free to contribute. It could be some

22:29

loose change you got running around

22:30

underneath your car seats, maybe a buck

22:32

or two hiding in your sofa. uh feel free

22:34

to do so. Type in exclamation point

22:35

alien if you'd like to uh you know if

22:37

you'd like to contribute. You can also

22:38

scroll down and click the uh button on

22:40

the I think it's below my screen that

22:42

just says yeah uh alien RPG uh fun

22:45

thing. There it goes. So anyways, yeah,

22:47

feel free to chip in if you would like.

22:49

Uh like I said, I had a lot of fun doing

22:50

a live RPG stream for the first time

22:52

last October. So I'd like to try to set

22:54

something up in my wheelhouse, which is

22:56

the Alien

22:58

Universe. Yeah. So yeah, if you want to

23:00

check it out for yourself, you can go to

23:01

kickstarter.com, just type in AlienRPG.

23:03

I should probably make a command for

23:05

that. Yeah, Alien RPG. Because I'm sure

23:07

they'd love your support. I mean, they

23:08

they are very very very wellunded. I

23:10

think they've already raised was it over

23:12

2,000% of their goal. I mean, it was

23:14

literally about $50,000. They've raised

23:16

1.3 million. Uh, and again, they

23:18

shouldn't have any production problems

23:19

getting this out because they already

23:21

created the original uh Alien RPG, which

23:23

came out a few years ago. This is simply

23:25

the next version of it. It's like the

23:27

2.0 version, I guess you could say. And

23:28

I've been waiting for this Kickstarter

23:30

to come out before planning on doing an

23:32

alien RPG stream. So yeah, like I said,

23:35

if you feel like contributing, uh, type

23:36

in exclamation point alien. All righty.

23:39

Now, with that, let's go look at some

23:40

bony aliens, I guess you could say, in

23:42

No Man's Sky and then start the new

23:45

expedition. All right, give me a sec. I

23:47

did uh I only have a couple mods

23:49

installed and I did check today and

23:51

looks like they are still working, so

23:52

that's a

23:53

plus. Do you know how long you'll be

23:55

keeping the funding going, Cap? uh well

23:57

until it's you know funded or uh I did

23:59

set the end date to the end of April. So

24:00

I got plenty of time cuz I I think the

24:03

uh that that's when the I think that's

24:04

when the Kickstarter itself ends is is

24:07

towards the uh it's towards well about

24:10

like twothirds of the way through April.

24:12

So yes I just that's I set my uh my

24:14

stream goal to be the same

24:16

thing. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jennonic.

24:20

Yeah. Yeah. I know. I did say I did. I

24:23

feel bad too cuz I did tell everyone

24:24

yesterday that we were going to continue

24:25

with Assassin's Creed Shadows. There's a

24:27

new Twitch drop out today for Assassin's

24:29

Creed Shadows as well. And then Seawn

24:31

Murray was like, "Hey, by the way, new

24:33

expansion, new expedition. Go ham. Go

24:36

crazy if you want." So, yeah. All right.

24:39

Uh, hey, Rats. Welcome. All right. So,

24:41

let's do this. So, I've got about 800

24:43

hours in the game right now. My biggest

24:45

save has more than half of that, 463

24:48

hours. But yeah, I think I'm at 803

24:50

hours in the game. Uh, so let's jump

24:52

into my main save. And again, as of a

24:54

few expansions ago, you can now uh start

24:57

expeditions from your main save, from a

24:59

new terminal at the anomaly, all the

25:05

bones. All

25:08

righty. Yeah, it's just it's it's it's

25:11

weird. I it's I think because they're

25:13

working on Light No Fire, they're having

25:15

an easier time creating new content for

25:17

No Man's

25:20

Sky. And you know, don't take this the

25:22

wrong way, but uh nothing personal to

25:25

you as, you know, as a as someone

25:26

hanging out here, but I I do have a

25:28

small fear that what they'll end up

25:30

doing is they'll try to take too much

25:32

content from Light No Fire and bring it

25:34

to No Man's Sky. So, it's new content

25:36

for No Man's Sky. uh as they're making

25:38

Light No Fire and then when Light No

25:40

Fire officially comes out, it'll seem a

25:42

bit too familiar. You know, it's

25:44

supposed to be a new game, so to speak,

25:45

if that makes sense. I don't know. It's

25:47

just it's kind of a kind of a weird

25:49

thing that I I I kind of sprang to mind

25:51

when I saw today's update and I was like

25:53

there there's especially the walking,

25:55

you know, bone creatures and stuff. I I

25:57

know that's tech that we are going to

25:58

see in Light No Fire. They they

26:00

showcased it in the

26:02

trailer. Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not

26:04

an archaeologist or a paleontologist

26:07

because I guess that's the proper term

26:08

for someone who, you know, digs up and

26:10

researches dinosaur bones. Yeah, that

26:13

will kill lightnire quick if that's the

26:14

case, right? So, like I said, it's kind

26:16

of it's kind of one of those, you know,

26:18

sneaking suspicions that I I I just

26:20

randomly thought today. It's like, man,

26:21

if they bring too much content over from

26:23

Light No Fire, yeah, Light No Fire just

26:25

won't seem like that new or novel of a

26:28

game. I mean, I I'm likely going to be

26:30

wrong. I hope I'm wrong, but uh if they

26:32

if they rely on their development of

26:35

light no fire to keep the No Man's Sky

26:37

uh fire burning, so to speak, might

26:40

might not seem it might seem like it's

26:42

like ah we've seen most of this already

26:44

kind of thing. I mean, it doesn't matter

26:46

to me. I'll be playing it either way,

26:47

but uh but yeah. Uh in their defense,

26:50

I've seen animated bone creatures in

26:51

many fantasy games, right, Captain

26:53

Dented? But this isn't a fantasy game.

26:55

It's supposed to be kind of like a

26:57

sci-fi adventure game, if you will. But

27:00

you could almost call it sci-fi fantasy

27:02

at this

27:04

point. Did finish KCD? I've been out a

27:06

little while, Tequila. I did. Yeah, we

27:08

played through both Kingdom Come

27:09

Deliverance 1 and Kingdom Come

27:11

Deliverance 2, and both games were very

27:13

good. Across both those games, I took me

27:15

about 250 hours to play through both of

27:18

them. So, that's a lot that's a lot of

27:19

gameplay,

27:21

man. So, all right, we'll see. But, all

27:24

right, let's do this. Uh yeah, let's go.

27:26

Let's go find uh I guess we'll go find

27:29

the

27:30

anomaly. Yeah, I've got a number of

27:32

ships. This one's the Inuendo batch

27:34

tosser. By the way, you know, if I get

27:35

some new ships and stuff, we'll have to

27:36

name some ships and planets and things.

27:39

Uh Metagon says, "Hey, Kim Richard, I

27:41

just saw the new trailer. How is it so

27:42

far? I just I just went live like 20

27:44

minutes ago. Oh, 30 minutes ago, and we

27:46

were going over the patch notes. I

27:47

literally just logged into the game."

27:49

Yeah, I did. I did just log into the

27:51

game. So, uh so yeah. Oh, tell to uh to

27:55

Mattiggon and literally everyone. Hey,

27:56

how you doing? Yeah. Hi. How's it going?

27:59

All right. So, let's do this. See if we

28:01

can get in this ship. Go to the

28:14

anomaly. All right. Let's turn around

28:16

here. All stop. All stop. So, we can

28:18

take a look at my Oh, yes. Yeah. Uh,

28:22

this is my pirate ship. H, there are

28:25

many like it, but this one's mine. I

28:26

like I like the color scheme. I think

28:27

the color scheme came out well. It's

28:29

mostly orange and black. You know, my my

28:30

favorite color combo, Halloween colors

28:32

with some some red trim. I like that a

28:35

lot, actually. Hey, big 80s.

28:37

Welcome. Plus, I got a fleet with ghost

28:40

ships and bug ships and alien ships and

28:42

all sorts of

28:43

stuff. Yeah, the orange. Yeah, it's also

28:46

the only color that I bought. It costs

28:47

5,000 uh nanites. Uh 5,000 nanites per

28:51

color. Uh lucky you. My freighter looks

28:54

like a flying dumpster. Well, any anyone

28:56

can get this uh this pirate ship. It's

28:58

just what's hard is to get this as an

29:00

S-class uh pirate ship. That that took a

29:02

few tries. A red Rian says, "What's it

29:05

name?" I don't know. It doesn't have a

29:07

name. No. Yeah, it's definitely not the

29:09

SS Dinglehopper as was aptly named by

29:13

the person who got naming rights to this

29:14

ship.

29:18

Look, if I find another S-class pirate

29:19

ship, I got to take that one so we can

29:21

go with a new

29:22

name. Yeah. Dra says, "I got mine first

29:25

try." Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I

29:27

don't play the lottery, man. I could be

29:29

on a lottery with just one other person.

29:30

I'd still

29:33

lose. All right. Oh, my Wait, actually,

29:36

hold on. It says my Sentinel alert level

29:38

high. My settlement

29:40

is H settlement is under attack. So,

29:43

let's do this. Let's go land the

29:44

anomaly. Then I got to go to my

29:45

settlement and beat up some robots and

29:46

then we'll start the

29:49

expedition. Yeah. So again, I do I do

29:51

let uh I do let subscribers on the

29:53

channel. This is kind of an extra perk

29:54

to say thanks to get to name multi-tool

29:57

ships, planets, freighters, frig, all

30:00

sorts of stuff in this

30:02

game. There's a there's our community

30:04

planet, Space Hawaii, previously known

30:06

as Space Florida, but I renamed it cuz I

30:07

don't know, it looks more like Hawaii

30:08

than Florida to me. I should know I've

30:11

lived in both places.

30:13

I could be in a lottery by myself and I

30:14

wouldn't win. Yeah, because you'd win

30:15

then lose the ticket. That's that's what

30:17

I would do

30:18

probably. Uh, Tequila Puddle, from what

30:21

I've heard, even Avalanche Master, who's

30:22

in chat right now, who's played it a lot

30:24

in VR, this game lends itself very very

30:26

very well to VR. The only thing is you

30:29

can't do the dab dash, you know, like

30:30

the bash dash, the attack dash, uh, that

30:32

little move. You can't can't do that in

30:35

VR. Hey, GG. I'm doing well. I'm doing

30:37

well now that we have a uh

30:40

Oh. Oh, no.

30:45

Um, you know, I hate to say it GG, but I

30:48

think you jinxed us. I'm just kidding,

30:50

buddy. But, you know, it's uh um

30:55

um you know, I've gotten stuck in the

30:57

anomaly before. We're off to a great

30:59

start, by the way. I've gotten stuck in

31:00

the anomaly before, but never like

31:04

this. You broke it. Yes. All right.

31:07

Um so, let's see.

31:10

I can't get

31:14

out. I wonder what everyone else sees.

31:16

Yeah. I wonder if I I'm just stuck

31:19

here.

31:21

Yeah. It's like something something

31:24

borked on the way in. As right as I was

31:25

about to land, it got

31:27

stuck. Uh I'll just see myself at No.

31:30

It's okay, GT. Don't worry about it,

31:31

buddy. It's like Yeah. Off to Yeah. Off

31:34

to a great start. All right. Um let's do

31:37

this. All right, let's just let's just

31:40

quit the mode select.

31:43

Yes. And let's restart it. Hopefully,

31:45

I'll I'll be in the anomaly already.

31:48

They probably see a crazy person who

31:50

doesn't know how to park. Yeah, I think

31:51

that ship was a BMW. Yeah, just Yeah, it

31:54

doesn't know how to park

31:56

properly. Okay, apparently we get to

31:58

take a second shot at this. So, great.

32:01

There we

32:03

go. Oh

32:05

god, having allergies.

32:09

Looks like it's full in there.

32:11

[Music]

32:12

Yeah. Hold

32:15

on. There we go. Second time's a

32:21

charm. All righty. So, yeah. Hello.

32:25

Yeah. Once again, this is yours truly.

32:26

We've got lots of different outfits and

32:28

hopefully we can beat the expedition and

32:29

get a new outfit. Wonder if I wonder if

32:31

anyone's wearing it. Yeah, some people,

32:33

you know, they they play through these

32:34

expeditions and they beat it in like,

32:37

you know, three, four

32:39

hours. Yeah. See, so there's a giant

32:41

Yeah, there's a giant eyeball pet

32:43

rolling around and somehow I had a

32:45

problem with just bones walking around.

32:47

It's like, yeah, that doesn't make

32:48

sense. You know, the bones, but it's

32:50

like this eyeball is like, yeah,

32:54

problem. Uh, I actually know the answer,

32:57

but Tequila Puddle says, "What's the

32:59

difference between a cactus and a BMW?"

33:02

[Music]

33:09

H. There we go. Eyeball. Yeah, exactly.

33:12

With the cactus, the prick is on the

33:15

outside. All righty. Here we

33:19

go. Is this new music? Sounds like new

33:24

music. Okay, here we go. Expedition

33:27

Sperminus. All right, expedition 18

33:29

relics. Six weeks remaining. They always

33:31

give us a month and a half. Uh, unless

33:33

they unless it's a redo, then usually

33:34

only give you two weeks to do the redo.

33:37

Uh, start an expedition to go on a

33:38

journey alongside the whole community.

33:39

The exclusive phase rewards earned on

33:41

expeditions are available to all saves.

33:43

Sign up for expedition 18 relics to

33:45

unear ancient treasures and recreate the

33:47

lost beasts of the

33:49

past. Oh god, here we

33:52

go. Sorry, I had to burp. Ah, so hm.

33:56

Starting equipment now. You know, Chad,

33:58

every single time we've done an

34:00

expedition since uh since they gave us

34:02

the ability to start expeditions from a

34:04

save, a pre-existing save, uh I have

34:07

never brought anything with me. I don't

34:09

know. Should that change? Captain Denton

34:10

says like, "No, go hardcore." I know.

34:12

That's what I always do. But maybe could

34:14

I bring like 15 repair kits with me?

34:17

Maybe 1,000 oxygen. Maybe some other

34:20

goodies, some technology S-class, you

34:22

know, like eight S-class modules. Yeah.

34:25

No. Yeah. No. No. I'm definitely not.

34:27

Oh, that's right. I forgot my

34:28

settlement. Hold on. [ __ ] Hold on.

34:30

That's

34:33

right. That's right. Hold on. I got to

34:35

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm not going

34:36

to bring anything with me. I like the

34:38

challenge of going in. Yeah, one cup of

34:40

coffee. That's not a bad

34:43

idea. All right, give me a sec. I got to

34:45

just go beat up some uh sentinels real

34:47

quick. How about a wife to brighten up

34:49

the journey? Yeah, that would be nice in

34:51

real life and

34:53

beyond. I've been flying solo for a long

34:55

time now. H sadness. Okay, here we go.

34:59

So, let's do What am I doing? All right,

35:01

we're going to go to Space Jerk Central.

35:03

That's my

35:07

settlement. I can already feel it, man.

35:09

My nose is tingling. My eyes are getting

35:10

itchy. I was outside for approximately 3

35:12

minutes. Felt like I was going to

35:15

die. We're doing it naked and afraid

35:17

style. I wonder if there are any mods

35:19

where you can have like a nude traveler.

35:21

A fully nude traveler.

35:25

The tingling is what bugs

35:27

me.

35:33

Okay, now I was told that my base was

35:36

under

35:41

attack. I may have been lied to. Now,

35:44

here's something. If you don't know, uh

35:45

this is a thing. Hold on. I'm gonna

35:47

sneeze. Uh if you didn't know, uh once

35:49

you if you if you teleport somewhere

35:51

from the anomaly, you'll have the

35:53

ability to go right back to the anomaly.

35:54

It says return to space anomaly. So if

35:56

you didn't know that was an option,

35:57

that's an option. Once you once you do

35:59

literally anything after leaving the

36:01

anomaly, though, this option goes away.

36:03

This is if you teleport from the anomaly

36:04

and you're like, "Oh crap, I need to go

36:06

back." Uh and so it allows you to just

36:08

go right

36:09

back. Yeah, it's a it's a little nice

36:11

little feature that surprisingly not a

36:13

lot of people know about. It just allows

36:15

you to just go right back

36:17

there. You reloaded the save. Uh yeah, I

36:20

guess you're right. I did technically

36:21

reload the save, didn't

36:23

I? Okay. Yeah. Well, there you go. Yeah,

36:27

Matty Gone. If you did not know that,

36:28

you can leave the anomaly and then if

36:30

you're like, "Oh, I forgot something."

36:31

You can go right back to the anomaly

36:32

without having to go back to a

36:37

teleporter. All right, here we go. Let's

36:39

do this. Oh, wrong vendor or wrong

36:41

station.

36:43

All right, let's see here. Begin

36:46

expedition. Expedition 18. 18

36:49

expeditions. I have done all of them.

36:51

And now we're about to start the newest

36:53

one. Okay, I'm going to go in

36:55

empty-handed because I like the

36:56

challenge. Basically, it makes you feel

36:58

like you're playing the game, like

36:59

starting the game from scratch all over

37:01

again. And that's kind of why I like to

37:02

bring in nothing with me. Does it make

37:04

it a little more tedious? Yes. Does it

37:06

make it take longer? Yes. Is it kind of

37:07

fun? Yes. Yeah. But that's why I usually

37:10

go in empty-handed. But I do bring

37:12

things back. That's one of the nice

37:13

things about doing the expedition from

37:14

an existing save is that you can bring

37:16

goodies back with you easily. The only

37:19

thing you can't bring back with you is

37:20

like like a

37:22

freighter. All of the

37:24

ships. Yeah, it's Yeah, it's a great way

37:26

to get out. All right, here we go. Boom.

37:29

All right. Begin expedition. Beginning

37:30

the expedition will start a new journey

37:32

and place you upon an unknown world.

37:34

Reach the space anomaly to retrieve

37:35

stored equipment. You may switch freely

37:37

between your expedition and primary

37:38

saves at any time. Do you wish to

37:40

continue? Mm-m. No, no, I don't think

37:42

so. Oh, wait. Yes, yes, I do. Sorry, got

37:44

confused there for a second. All

37:48

right. And ladies and gentlemen, boys

37:50

and girls, it

37:54

begins. At least it should begin in a

37:59

moment.

38:05

Allergies. It's thinking.

38:19

Commencing at system

38:27

initialization. Life support systems

38:34

activated. Shield kinetic system online.

38:45

Scanner damaged. Repair

38:52

required. Aerial propulsion jetack

38:55

[Music]

38:59

online. Multi-tool and mining laser

39:02

attachment operational.

39:09

User initialization sequence complete.

39:15

All right, chat. And like I said, like I

39:17

said, it begins.

39:21

All right, this is us starting off a new

39:22

expedition. Sign up with the Galactic

39:24

Paleology Society and join the community

39:26

on a journey to recreate ancient life

39:28

forms and uncover secrets left

39:29

undisturbed for millennia. Complete

39:32

milestones to earn new equipment.

39:33

Complete entire phases for special

39:35

exclusive rewards. Uh, view progress in

39:37

the expedition page. Follow a path

39:38

through the galaxy. Bases, discoveries,

39:40

yada. Let's do this. All right, here we

39:43

go. All right, first things first. Let

39:45

me move my my webcam so I'm not covering

39:47

up my uh my health bar and stuff. All

39:50

right, let's see. There we go. Right

39:52

about Yeah, I'm wearing my science

39:54

officer Star Trek shirt, so hopefully

39:56

that uh make things go a little easier.

40:02

Oh, now we saw these. Yeah, these memory

40:07

stones, these are uh these are to create

40:09

the the relic buildings, which like I

40:12

said, we'll likely see something similar

40:14

and light the

40:16

fire. I'm still in daylight. Yeah, that

40:19

that's fine.

40:23

Yeah, as long as it's not a red shirt.

40:25

Exactly.

40:27

Okay, first things first. All right, so

40:29

looks like uh let's see. We got to

40:32

reorganize. Oh, that's interesting.

40:34

Advanced translator. That's

40:39

peculiar. Okay, let's go ahead

40:43

and uh supercharge our jetpack module.

40:47

Uh looks like we got a lot of open slots

40:49

here, so that's nice. Uh induction

40:51

lattice. Yeah, we're going to

40:52

supercharge that as well.

40:58

Okay, shield strength and core health.

41:00

Okay, so let's take a look. Actually,

41:02

let's go take a look at our starship in

41:04

person. Doesn't seem to be too far

41:10

away. One thing I wish I could remove is

41:12

I wish I could remove the text overlay.

41:14

I don't think there's a way to do that,

41:17

unfortunately. Uh I see a bunch of

41:19

explorer ships already, so it's likely

41:21

that we are going to uh be assigned an

41:23

explorer ship. for this uh

41:28

expedition. One of the things that

41:30

always gets me about expeditions is I

41:31

always have to remember that my jetpack

41:32

sucks and I can't jump as far as I

41:34

normally like to. Let's take a look at

41:36

the

41:37

multi-tool. Raycast atomizer. Oh, that's

41:39

actually kind of a good name for a

41:40

multi-tool. It's a pistol style. Uh

41:43

looks like it's going to come with a

41:46

bolt cer. So, let's go ahead and

41:47

supercharge that bolt

41:50

cer damage potential barrel

41:56

ionizer. Let's see. Let's try moving

41:59

some stuff around. Usually, putting the

42:01

weapon itself in the overcharge slot

42:03

gives you the most DPS. That is

42:05

apparently the case as well. Okay,

42:08

scanner. Let's uh supercharge the

42:11

scanner. analysis

42:15

visor, mining

42:17

beam. Oh, can you supercharge a uh

42:19

analysis visor? I don't I don't think

42:21

so. Scanners, you can. So, if you look

42:23

at my scanner range, it's 200 stock. If

42:25

I put it in an overcharge slot, it goes

42:27

up to 250. Eventually, you you'll want

42:29

to put scanner upgrades in those

42:31

supercharge slots instead. Uh, this is

42:34

also kind of interesting. Once again, I

42:36

know it's I know it can be randomized,

42:37

but typically you get one supercharged

42:39

slot per class or you know, you get one

42:42

more per class. So, you get one with C,

42:44

two with B, three with A, and four with

42:46

S. But once again, in this expedition,

42:48

we're given a C-class multi-tool, and

42:51

we've got three supercharge slots right

42:52

off the bat. So, that's nice. Did they

42:54

do another expedition recently? It

42:56

literally just ended. Oh, yeah. For the

42:57

person who asked me if I completed

42:58

Titan, yes. Yes, I did. I did get the

43:00

new ship. So, yeah, they're they're

43:02

basically doing expeditions back to back

43:04

now. It's crazy. It's awesome. Yeah,

43:06

jumping is not the problem. It's the

43:08

landing that

43:09

sucks. You are not wrong about that. So,

43:12

here we go. Bolt cer mining

43:16

beam. Let's see. Just heading over to my

43:19

spaceship. Nice orange planet. Impulse

43:22

beans. Remember, when you're first

43:24

starting off and you have literally

43:25

nothing in your inventory, everything is

43:27

worth money. Everything is worth money.

43:29

So yeah, just some heptoloid wheat, some

43:31

impulse beans, you know, that's a little

43:33

over 20,000 credits already. Literally

43:36

everything is worth money and scanning

43:38

stuff. Just scanning everything is

43:39

worthwhile, too. I like this planet. I

43:41

like the I like the blue plants with the

43:43

uh with the orange

43:46

grass. All right, as uh as suspected.

43:49

Yeah, it looks like we are getting an

43:50

explorer. Not my favorite type of ship,

43:52

but we can make it work. And apparently

43:55

this planet is having some light

43:57

problems.

44:01

Okay,

44:04

received. There we go. Let's see.

44:09

Options. That should be good for now.

44:11

Sorry, just sounded like it was a little

44:13

loud for a

44:21

moment. Ah, looks like this is a trading

44:24

outpost. Let's see if any of these boxes

44:26

are still

44:28

unopened. There we go. Yeah, they got

44:30

some free oxygen again when you're

44:32

That's why I like coming with nothing.

44:33

It It makes me feel like it matters

44:35

again that I have to find

44:38

stuff. Uh let's see. Else complete a

44:41

planet. Don't forget to turn them all in

44:42

for nanites. Yeah, you have to scan all

44:44

the creatures on a planet to get a

44:46

nanite

44:47

bonus. Uh look for crashed

44:50

ships. Look for a bag of chips.

44:59

[Music]

45:02

trader. Small creatures busy adding up

45:05

trade profits when I appear, sensing me.

45:07

Uh, their eyes widen in anticipation and

45:09

they rub their fingers together

45:12

greedily. Does anyone speak GEK?

45:14

Tradition too, something. The life form

45:17

pecks emphatically at the monetary

45:18

figures on their pad, then bounces up

45:20

and down. A pleasant aroma fills the

45:22

air. An echo of the floral scent that

45:23

drenches this lush

45:27

world. Should I give them

45:29

money? The life form is clearly

45:32

thrilled. They give me a piece of

45:33

technology in

45:35

exchange. Oh, a pulse spitter module.

45:37

Now, uh we're probably going to stick

45:39

with the the

45:41

blaster, but uh that is a very good

45:44

trade because I can get 480 nanites out

45:46

of this. Yeah, this is an upgrade for

45:47

the pulse spitter, but I'm not using a

45:49

pulse spitter, at least at the moment.

45:50

I'm using a bolt cer. So, that's 480

45:53

credits or units or nanites that I'm

45:55

going to get for free. So, this is what

45:57

Murray was posting his bone for. Yeah,

45:59

if there's anything I love, it's Shawn

46:01

Murray's bone uh bone based

46:06

expedition. Let's see. Transmission

46:09

tower. I wonder let's let's check out to

46:11

see what this is all about. Give me just

46:13

a sec. Hold on.

46:24

Long ago, it seems an automated distress

46:26

call went unanswered. If I can if I can

46:29

crack the encryption pattern, I could

46:30

potentially extract the coordinates.

46:37

124 120. All

46:40

right, let's see.

46:44

Uh, okay. Let's

46:51

[Music]

46:53

see. I think it's So, it's one, what is

46:57

that? Uh,

46:59

three,

47:01

four,

47:02

five, and then six. So, yeah, it

47:06

be So, I think it'd be 720. Yeah,

47:09

exactly. It's multiplying one. It's by

47:11

one, by two, by three, by four, by five.

47:17

So, distress signal coordinates

47:28

discovered. Uh, Dra Duck, we we we just

47:31

we just went over the patch notes. Hold

47:33

on, let me let me do this real quick.

47:35

Uh, give me a sec. So yeah, the patch

47:38

notes are at

47:40

noanssky.com/relics-upgrade or update.

47:42

But let me do this. I will post this in

47:44

chat for you and then I'll make a really

47:45

quick relics command. Yeah, so there's

47:48

the uh there are the patch notes right

47:49

there. You know, the basically, you

47:50

know, the the summary that they always

47:51

do. Now, give me a moment. I'll create a

47:54

relics command. So if anyone asks me

47:55

that in the

47:57

future, let's see. Timers, no

48:01

commands. Let's do this. We'll call it

48:03

exclamation point relics. Uh, let's see.

48:07

Check out all the new goodies in the No

48:12

Man's Sky relics. Uh, let's see.

48:18

Sky

48:20

relics. Patch notes. All right. Patch

48:24

notes here. Okay, there's that. And

48:28

round

48:31

one. Okay, let's see. Is that going to

48:33

work? Set that to group general. Boom.

48:36

Shakalaka. Bam. And there it is. So we

48:39

type an exclamation point relics. And

48:42

there it is. Okay. So that goes right to

48:44

the patch notes. Sweet. All righty.

48:48

Oly

48:52

doy. One of these days they'll add FPS

48:55

combat, you know, for uh against uh

48:57

creatures and aliens and stuff. Let's

49:00

take a look at my ship. See if it's

49:01

damaged. It's probably damaged. Usually

49:02

they start off damaged.

49:10

Okay. The ship communicator registers an

49:12

incoming message. The frequency is

49:14

unusual, broadcasted on an antiquated

49:16

bandwidth, but the signature is

49:18

identifiable. The Galactic Paleology

49:33

Society slanted Margaret Specialist and

49:46

bring the alien babbles

49:47

enthusiastically. not seeming to mind

49:49

whether the specifics of their words are

49:51

understood. Dust floats from their hands

49:53

as they justiculate. Attached to the

49:56

transmission are details of an

49:57

excavation schedule plotting out a

49:59

series of dig sites spread across

50:01

multiple worlds. A collection of

50:03

valuable relics are listed offered as

50:04

reward for participating explorers. I

50:07

accept this

50:09

schedule. The Galactic Paleology Society

50:12

representative appears delighted. The

50:14

first directive on the schedule is not a

50:16

request for fossils as I had expected,

50:18

but a request for artifacts. Perhaps

50:20

this first phase is a test, a measure of

50:22

my uh e excavatory

50:26

skills.

50:28

Okay. So, for for

50:31

once so for once in an expedition. Yeah,

50:33

we don't have to repair the ship to

50:34

leave. That's

50:36

fascinating. Let's see. All right. So,

50:39

we launch fuel. Looks like we need some

50:40

warp fuel. Signal booster repair kit

50:43

dihydrogen

50:45

jello. Okay, so that's a C-class

50:48

explorer. It's kind of lopsided. They

50:50

call that uh asymmetric, I

50:53

believe. No. Uh let's see. So, we got

50:56

rocket pods and we've got the typical

50:59

photon cannon. That's

51:03

fine. So, we've got Atlantide. They gave

51:06

us an Atlantid drive right off the bat,

51:07

but no other upgrades. Not a lot of

51:09

unlocked technology slots. Some decent

51:11

storage to start off. So, that's

51:13

good. Okay. Well, that's interesting.

51:15

All right, chat. You know what we have

51:16

to do is uh you know the drill. Once we

51:19

start expeditions, we have to rename our

51:20

multi-tool and rename our ship. And

51:22

that's a perk that I like to give to

51:24

subscribers. So, let's do this. If

51:26

you're a subscriber here, you know the

51:27

drill. Uh be sure to type in what I'm

51:29

about to say. Uh and you get to rename

51:31

the stuff.

51:39

Name all my new

51:42

dudes. Okay, here we go. 3, two, one,

51:45

and boom. All right, so if you're a

51:47

subscriber here, type in type in

51:48

exclamation point. Let me name someone's

51:50

going to get to rename my multi-tool

51:52

that we'll use throughout the expedition

51:54

probably. And then my starship. Now,

51:56

there's a good chance I may actually try

51:58

to get a different starship. I've never

51:59

been the biggest fan of explorers,

52:01

although we are actually doing some

52:02

exploring, so maybe I should keep it.

52:03

But uh yeah, if you want to rename my

52:05

stuff, uh feel free to type in

52:07

exclamation point. Let me

52:10

name. So, let's see. I wonder if there's

52:13

anything else. Let's do

52:16

this.

52:17

Okay. All right. Looks like we got a

52:19

couple things we need to do

52:22

already. Let's take a look at the

52:24

expedition. Uh so, same thing. It always

52:26

goes in five phases with the final phase

52:28

being all the rewards you get uh at the

52:29

end. Go figure. So, let's do this.

52:31

Collect reward. Uh, prepackaged personal

52:34

refinery unit, Starship launch fuel

52:36

signal booster plans, surge battery

52:37

plans, and

52:39

geck. Yo, get

52:44

words. Okay, so I can make another

52:46

signal booster, surge batteries. I'm

52:48

assuming I'm going to need some of

52:50

those. Okay, so let's do this pre

52:54

package personal refiner. That's going

52:55

to go in the butt

52:57

pack. Okay. All right, let's go to the

53:00

other thing now. Uh, collect ancient

53:04

artifacts. Let's

53:07

see. All right. So, uh, excavate

53:09

artifacts for the Galactic Paleology

53:12

Society. I'll look at base plans,

53:14

scatter blaster, hazard protection, and

53:17

frost protection. That means they're

53:19

going to send us to a frozen planet at

53:21

some point. Defeat an ancient guardian.

53:23

Reassemble an aven skeleton. Ooh.

53:26

Discover

53:28

minerals. Complete a fossil.

53:32

All

53:33

righty. Yeah. So, lots of lots of This

53:36

is going to be a kind of a discovery

53:37

themed

53:38

expedition. Looks horrendous. Replace

53:40

it. Yeah, it's not my favorite. I I've

53:42

never been a big fan of the vertical

53:43

style explorers. No ships as a reward

53:45

this time. The Manchu uh they are doing

53:47

a uh they're doing a new jetpack, a new

53:50

multi-tool, and a new outfit. Those are

53:52

your top prizes this time around. Kind

53:53

of like uh during the bug the recent bug

53:56

expedition where you got like the entire

53:57

bug outfit and some other stuff. Do I

54:00

give this another go or to just skip

54:02

ahead to the jaded disappointment? Well,

54:03

it depends on uh if you want to

54:05

hopefully get your mind off of things

54:07

by, you know, traversing the

54:09

galaxy. Yeah. Yeah. The outfit, in my

54:12

opinion, does actually look cool. If you

54:13

want to see a preview of it, Manu, type

54:14

in exclamation point

54:16

relics. Okay. Collect ancient

54:19

artifacts. Excavate artifacts for the

54:22

Galactic Paleology Society. Prove

54:23

yourself to the Galactic Paleology

54:25

Society by unearthing ancient artifacts

54:27

from buried ruins. Use the signal

54:29

booster given to you by the Galactic

54:30

Paleology Society to pinpoint a dig

54:34

site. Okay. All right. Well, I guess we

54:37

will do as they

54:40

ask. Signal

54:44

booster.

54:47

Okay. All right. Scan for ruins.

55:03

All right. So, there it

55:05

is. So, let's go ahead and mark that.

55:08

Pick up our signal booster.

55:12

Yoink. Wait, can you not pick up signal

55:16

boosters? Oh, yeah. There it goes. Huh.

55:18

It was weird. I had to press it a few

55:20

times. All right. Okay, chat. Well,

55:23

let's do this. Uh, we need to rename my

55:25

spaceship and rename my multi tool. So,

55:27

let's do that right now. All right,

55:28

let's pick a name. Richardbot, activate.

55:30

Yep. And 3, two, one. Boom. Uh, Glacier.

55:34

Glacier, what do you want to rename my

55:36

multi-tools? As long as it gets through

55:37

the uh word filter and the Captain

55:40

Richard filter. You can list whatever

55:42

you want. You know, it can't be like

55:43

swear words or I don't know, like asky

55:45

nudity unless you're awesome. So, uh,

55:49

Good Kid says new update in No Man's Sky

55:50

today. Yep. Good kid. A new expansion

55:52

and new expedition came out earlier

55:54

today. Uh, you can check it out if you

55:56

want at exclamation point relics in

55:58

chat. Manchu. Hello. Boo. The manchu

56:01

donated

56:04

$6.66. Aliens are gray, especially the

56:07

ones with probes. Also, boo. Probes.

56:11

Yes. All right. So, there is that. Uh,

56:14

thank you, man. Uh, thank you for that.

56:15

Yeah, like I said, if you're just now

56:16

tuning in, I am also uh raising funds to

56:19

basically fund a a pledge for the alien

56:22

role playing game that is getting an

56:23

evolved edition, probably like a, you

56:24

know, it's kind of like a maybe like a

56:25

1.5 or 2.0 edition. Uh with the endgame

56:28

being I I could set up some alien RPG

56:30

streams in the future after, you know,

56:32

after they printed it and they send it

56:34

to me. So, yeah, try to get one of the

56:35

bigger pledge packages that has all the,

56:37

you know, the books and stuff for uh for

56:39

like scenarios, the rules, uh full

56:41

frontal xenomorph, nudity, you know, the

56:43

usual stuff. But uh yeah, thank you for

56:45

contributing towards the fun. Already uh

56:47

twothirds of the way

56:49

there. Uh boner finder. Okay. Thank you.

56:53

Glacier is a team player. All right.

56:54

Here we go. So there is that. Yep. All

56:57

right. Boner finder. There it is right

57:00

there. There it is. Right there. And

57:03

then the marvel of extraction. Let's go

57:05

ahead and pick another winner. Boom. Uh

57:08

Alsenor. Uh Alsenor. Uh what do you want

57:10

to name my spaceship? Like I said, I'll

57:12

have this spaceship for at least a

57:13

little while, but I may rename it. Uh,

57:16

or not not rename it. I may get I

57:18

actually try to never rename things that

57:19

people have named. Uh, but I may get a

57:22

different ship,

57:23

[Music]

57:25

period. Surge better. I have to make

57:27

some more of

57:28

those. That's right, Manchu. We were We

57:30

were trying to raid Hanken yesterday and

57:32

I had a typo in the raid name. I didn't

57:34

catch it in time. And so, we raided a

57:36

channel that was Hanken, but it was

57:37

missing the letter E. It was like

57:39

Hanken. And uh so yeah, we raided a

57:41

channel with like a one follower.

57:44

There's like just a dead channel. Uh so

57:46

yeah, something like I don't know 180

57:47

people got raided over to a channel that

57:49

doesn't really exist. It was because I

57:52

typoed yesterday. So all right. Uh so

57:56

yeah, Alyssar paging paging commander

58:00

Alsor I was wondering why my Twitch was

58:03

on that when I woke

58:05

up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. We ra

58:08

I was trying to raid Hanken last night

58:09

cuz he was streaming more Return to

58:10

Moria and uh yeah I had a typo in the

58:13

handle and I felt stupid. Uh well you

58:16

made someone's day right. Yeah. They'll

58:18

be like why the heck did I become a

58:19

Twitch affiliate? No it was literally

58:21

just a random channel that had exactly

58:22

one follower and it was probably you

58:24

know them or something. Uh to be fair it

58:27

could have been much worse. Yeah. And

58:29

I've had that happen like I've put a

58:30

typo in and it'll raid some other

58:32

channel that's actually live at the

58:33

time. Uh yeah, that then that gets

58:35

awkward, but you know, I'm sure they

58:37

appreciate it. So, uh let's see. Anyone

58:39

has anyone heard from

58:41

Alsenor? Yes. No. Maybe.

58:43

So, all right. I'll tell you what, we'll

58:46

uh we'll we'll we'll try to give Alsenor

58:48

naming rights to something else later

58:49

on. But, uh Manchu, if you are there,

58:51

boom. Manchu is the only person that was

58:53

still left in the naming rights

58:55

giveaway. So, Manchu, uh do you have a

58:57

name for our spaceship, the Marvel of

59:00

Abstraction? Hopefully there will be

59:02

some bone extraction a little later in

59:05

today's

59:08

stream. Furry Assassin Creed channel or

59:11

something. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.

59:13

Like it's okay if you want to do furry

59:15

stuff. I just I'm just really

59:19

uh let's see. I I don't We had people

59:23

enter literally just a couple minutes

59:24

ago. I think both people left already.

59:27

Uh okay. Manchu says uh thinking. All

59:29

right. So this this ship is going to be

59:32

called thinking. All

59:34

right, there you go, Manu. That's what

59:37

it would be called. Uh until you figure

59:39

think of something else, I

59:42

guess. All right, so I mean it is an

59:45

exploration

59:48

ship. Uh uh Shio, I don't know, buddy. I

59:52

as always blame chat again. There was a

59:54

streamer who sadly doesn't stream

59:55

anymore. He had an emote that was it was

59:56

just a uh it was said blame chat as an

59:59

emote and he said he said I could use

60:01

that emote. I really I really got to I

60:03

got to put that up on my channel. Just

60:04

blame

60:06

chat. Call it I wet

60:09

the What the hell?

60:12

Really? What? God. Now I definitely need

60:15

to get rid of this ship. I wet the

60:18

bed. Come on.

60:21

Really? Damn it. See, now now my my

60:24

number one goal isn't to find dinosaur

60:26

bones. It's to rename the

60:29

ship or, you know, get a get a new

60:34

ship. Oh my gosh. It's probably a good

60:36

thing that other players can't see ship

60:38

names at at the anomaly or

60:40

otherwise. See, Chad, this is where I

60:42

get myself into trouble. Old Ring Gunny.

60:44

Thank you for the 49 months. Yeah, he's

60:46

a 49er digging for gold just like I do

60:49

when no one's looking in my nose.

60:53

I browned my trousers. Yeah, skid marks

60:55

for

60:56

days. Welcome to the brown racing stripe

61:00

channel. How long does this expedition

61:02

last? Uh Tesla Max. It just came out

61:04

today. Uh and it lasts for 6 weeks. So

61:07

you've got approximately uh 5 weeks, 6

61:09

days, and I think 8 hours left. So just

61:13

a bit of time. Nothing too

61:17

crazy. Yeah. Look, look, if Manua, I'll

61:20

I'll have you fly the ship for me. And

61:22

when someone's like, "What's that name

61:23

mean? I just point to

61:25

you." Pre previous ship was a

61:28

confession,

61:30

right? Or somebody gets naming rights,

61:32

they call it I I wet the bed, too. That

61:35

soaked bugaloo or something. Stinky

61:40

Booaloo. All right, coming in on

61:42

approach in the pot. Five by

61:45

five. Here we go. I like this

61:51

planet. Uh, just saw Hello's web page

61:53

for Alex, but didn't see the length. Oh,

61:55

yeah. Tesla. Uh, they uh it it's pretty

61:58

standard. They have it up for 6 weeks.

62:00

Yeah, I went the bed pot. D. All right,

62:03

let's get out of here.

62:13

Ruffians. Okay.

62:17

H. All right. Unear relics with the

62:19

train

62:20

manipulator. Okay. So, let's do

62:23

this. All right. So, there's an artifact

62:25

fragment. Oh, interesting. Artifact

62:28

fragments.

62:29

Yeah. All right. Let's do this.

62:35

Okay. All right. By the way, if you

62:37

didn't know, you could adjust the size

62:38

of your terrain manipulator on keyboard.

62:40

I'm not sure what it is on controller,

62:41

but on keyboard, it's simply R and T. uh

62:44

you can make it bigger or smaller. So

62:46

when you're mining or like when you're

62:47

you're collecting say like copper or

62:50

gold or whatever um the smaller the beam

62:53

the more you get but the slower it goes.

62:55

The bigger the beam the less you get but

62:56

the faster it

62:57

goes. So that is a thing. So that's

63:00

that's what it looks like on medium

63:01

size. If we made it bigger you can see

63:04

the difference in whole cuts. And then

63:05

let's go to small

63:08

size. Yeah. you can see. So, there are

63:10

the difference in the sizes for the trip

63:12

uh terrain manipulator beam. So, that's

63:14

small, that's medium, and that's large.

63:16

So, something to keep in mind if you're

63:18

ever uh you know, playing this game and

63:20

not sure uh or didn't know that you

63:22

could do that, I guess you could

63:27

say. Okay, so there's the ancient key.

63:31

Yeah. On controller, it's L2 and R2.

63:33

Yep, there you go. I've never actually

63:35

played this game with a controller.

63:39

Oops. Didn't mean to do that. Damn it.

63:42

Stop

63:43

it. Okay, let's

63:46

see. Artifact fragment. We'll tag that

63:49

guy right

63:51

there. One time I I took the time to

63:53

completely excavate one of these ruins.

63:56

Took me like 20 minutes.

64:05

God damn, there's a hole or there's a

64:07

wall in the way. I named this wall

64:13

Wall-E. All right. Where is this

64:17

guy? This one's really deep.

64:21

Damn. Is that

64:23

water? I'm kind of like corner peeking a

64:25

little bit. Saw some water.

64:33

Uh, small beam is the best for resource

64:34

extraction. Yeah, I mean, if you if

64:36

you're trying to maximize the yield, but

64:38

uh if you're kind of in a hurry, you

64:39

know, sometimes uh I know I am, I tend

64:41

to bump up the uh the beam

64:47

size. Yeah, like that's the big one.

64:49

Make short work of uh digging

64:54

stuff. Yeah. Sometimes you're just

64:56

trying to be a little bit more precise

64:57

though, right?

65:01

Okay, so I got three

65:06

keys. Uh, let's see here.

65:10

Um, oh, hold on. Let me get caught up

65:13

with ship uh chat here. I'm no longer

65:15

playing No Man's Sky. Got upset when No

65:16

Man's Sky got rid of my Dreadnot

65:18

freighter after I spent five weeks

65:20

looking for it. When I finished

65:21

Expedition, I was not happy.

65:25

Uh, but so you you lost a you you lost

65:30

your dreadnot freighter after you spent

65:33

five week uh five weeks looking for it.

65:34

So are you saying you think the game

65:36

glitched out and then you lost your

65:38

freighter? I I can't say I've really

65:40

heard of that being a common occurrence.

65:42

H uh you know Shio, you can always use

65:45

what's called a game save editor. I use

65:47

the one made by a guy called Goat

65:49

Fungus. True story. That's what he

65:51

that's his online handle. Uh, and that

65:53

will allow you to generate if you can

65:55

get a seed for a ship, uh, you can, uh,

65:58

well, if you get the seed for the

66:00

dreadnot, the pirate dreadnot, from

66:02

there, you can go in and basically

66:04

recreate it. Uh, and you know, the the

66:06

No Man's Sky save editor is free. Like I

66:08

said, if you just Google no

66:10

mitor goat fungus, that's the one that I

66:13

like. There's also another one, I think,

66:14

on Nexus Mods. But, uh, but yeah, you

66:17

know, it's it's certainly something you

66:19

could do. Uh, that's what I do. I mean,

66:21

you could, yes, you could use it very

66:23

easily to cheat, give yourself whatever

66:24

you want and billions of credits, but I

66:26

use it to fix problems with the games

66:28

cuz, you know, although this game is,

66:30

you know, pretty good, it does have a

66:31

couple quirks and foibless here and

66:34

there. Cap, you know, now I have to

66:36

paint a white BMW M2 with a single brown

66:38

stripe down the center front to back.

66:39

Oh, yeah. Well, that would be fun. Uh,

66:43

let's see here. Um, I was thinking a

66:46

more intellectual der uh derivation of

66:49

uh thinking would have been kito erosum.

66:51

I think therefore a racing stripe. Yes.

66:54

How do we get coordinates to space

66:55

Florida? Valenor, type an exclamation

66:57

point NMS code. Uh, that will give you

66:59

my friend code, but it'll also give you

67:00

the coordinates for our community

67:05

planet. Let's see. Hold on. Yeah, I'm

67:07

just starting to get caught up with chat

67:09

here. It deleted my freighter. So, yeah.

67:12

So, like I said, you can you can use the

67:14

save editor to give it back to yourself

67:16

uh if you want. I don't I don't know if

67:18

I've ever really showed uh its usage on

67:20

stream, but I could I could actually

67:22

show you what it looks like and how easy

67:23

it is to quote unquote uh recreate your

67:26

your freighter if you would

67:30

like. Uh I lost my S-class freighter for

67:33

a crappy B-class one a couple years ago

67:36

during one of the updates. Yes. Yeah,

67:37

that's that's I can't say I've ever

67:38

heard of that really happening a lot. I

67:41

mean, I I had an S-class freighter for

67:43

literally like four or five years and

67:44

never had a problem, but yeah, maybe

67:46

it's just a rare bug. Not to say that

67:48

there aren't bugs in this game. Again,

67:49

there are, but uh yeah, having your

67:52

freighter be removed. I mean, I I would

67:54

be devastated myself. Oh, yeah. That's

67:56

Well, I can't show you right now, but I

67:58

have I have like years and years of

68:00

stuff on my freighter. Of course, it

68:01

might be nice to start over from scratch

68:03

again. I've got I've got just I don't

68:05

know, like billions of credits worth of

68:07

stuff on my freighter.

68:10

recreate in the aggregate. Sure. Let me

68:12

see if I can find There's a There's a

68:14

primary container here. Ah, there it is.

68:17

Right

68:19

there. So, let's crack that open and see

68:22

what we

68:26

get. All right. So, this is the the

68:28

grand prize here, the artifact

68:31

crate. All right.

68:33

Technology. Technology.

68:36

Is it just me or did they make the the

68:38

voices in the game louder? Technology

68:40

repaired.

68:44

Dug up one artifact. Exhibition

68:46

admission. Exhibition. Admission. Then a

68:49

nocturnal

68:51

emission. I really should fix up all

68:53

this damage I did, but

68:55

me. Okay, so let's do this. Wamp. All

68:59

right. Basic computer plans. Prepackaged

69:01

scatter blaster unit. Band hazard

69:02

protection upgrade. Powerful frost

69:04

production upgrade.

69:08

I need chromatic metal. Okay. So, let's

69:11

take a look at this. Uh, let's

69:19

see. Okay. So, yeah. So, there is a

69:22

suspicious hazard protection. Let's go

69:24

ahead and install

69:27

that. Is this Yeah, it doesn't. It's

69:30

only with that guy. So, let's take a

69:32

look here. Heat resistance, shield

69:34

strength. That's an induction lattice.

69:36

Maybe we should take this guy and we'll

69:38

supercharge that guy. Let's take a look

69:39

at the stats now. Oh, yeah. Much better

69:42

stats. Ooh, that's very good stats.

69:44

There we go. Hey, none. Welcome, buddy.

69:46

Hey, Nun. They have a new uh new

69:47

expedition, a new expansion for No Man's

69:49

Sky as of today called No Man's Sky

69:54

Shreks. If it's the Ender I'm thinking

69:56

of, you might want to drop that into

69:58

Virus Total. You might get a not so

70:00

happy surprise. Uh, the one that I use

70:03

is by a guy named Goat Fungus. Uh, it's

70:05

on GitHub and I actually have scanned it

70:07

before and I didn't find anything. Well,

70:09

at least at least uh, you know, my virus

70:11

software didn't find anything wrong with

70:13

it. It would probably get pulled from

70:15

GitHub pretty quickly if they found out

70:16

it was uh, carrying, bugs, diseases,

70:21

digital problems. But I don't know, you

70:23

never know. Bad things have happened in

70:25

the past.

70:26

Uh, by the way, in this new trailer, 23

70:29

second mark, you can see that player's

70:31

name is Sean Poopy Pants. Wait, what?

70:33

Really? Hold on. Uh, let's see

70:36

here. Uh, my dream job is to be a xeno

70:40

paleontologist. Oh, you can go apply to

70:42

NASA. I mean, yeah, you know, they got

70:44

to inspect the dirt that they're

70:45

scooping off of the moon and Mars and

70:46

all sorts of stuff trying to find to see

70:48

if there's any kind of any form of uh,

70:50

you know, I guess microbes.

70:54

[Music]

70:56

Yeah. Yeah. So, Shio, if you're saying

70:58

if it's an editor I'm thinking of, you

70:59

might want to drop that into Virus

71:00

Total. You might get a not so happy

71:02

surprise. Again, I've I've used the same

71:03

one for a while. The one that's on uh

71:05

GitHub, and I have run it through a

71:07

virus scanner before. Didn't didn't find

71:09

anything, but uh your mileage may

71:12

vary. Let's see. There we

71:16

go. So, what is this? This is an

71:19

induction ladder. Oh, that's for the uh

71:21

defense system.

71:22

Okay. All right. So, let's take

71:25

this. Put that there. So, it has the

71:28

uh adjacency bonus. All right. So, this

71:31

is a pulse spitter module. And then this

71:33

is a scatter blaster module. So, right

71:35

there, that's almost a thousand nanites.

71:37

If I don't actually use either of these,

71:39

uh, it's a thousand nanites.

71:43

Okay.

71:45

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.

71:50

Arc. Hey, Anarx. Welcome, buddy. Hey cup

71:53

and friends. Anxy retro salute. Can't

71:56

wait to get started on the new

71:58

expedition myself. Well, there you go.

72:00

Yeah, today's the day. Today's the

72:03

day. How have you been? How's how's the

72:05

production work been going? Hopefully uh

72:07

hopefully things are okay. Uh hopefully

72:09

you didn't burn to a crisp in the recent

72:11

fires or any of that stuff. No, I I saw

72:12

you you've been streaming, so hopefully

72:14

that's been

72:16

okay. Yeah, go check out Anarix at

72:19

twitch.tv/anarix. Anarix does stream. uh

72:22

and then also works in Hollywood uh and

72:24

other production areas. He works in the

72:26

film industry, film and TV industry. Oh,

72:29

which is a path that I almost took uh

72:31

you know working in uh TV productions,

72:33

freelance videography. Uh I was I worked

72:36

in part-time only part-time in public

72:39

access television for a while. All sorts

72:41

of stuff. But uh unlike Antarctics here,

72:43

I never could make the leap into uh

72:45

relocating to you know like LA or New

72:47

York or Vancouver. Atlanta. I I keep

72:49

hearing Atlanta's a really big hub for

72:51

movies. I used to live in DC and most of

72:53

the stuff there was just, you know,

72:54

they'd film like exterior shots and then

72:56

that was it. Might have a gig with

72:58

Disney soon. Things are good. Hope

72:59

you're doing well. I am doing well.

73:01

Thank you for asking. Yeah, if one of

73:02

the mods would be so kind to give an

73:03

arctic a shout out, that would be super

73:06

sweet. Okay. Bring the excavator

73:08

artifacts to the Galactic Paleology

73:10

Society. All right. Okay. So, I guess I

73:13

got to take off, eh?

73:17

Going to try to get some hydrogen and

73:18

maybe some oxygen while I'm here. Get

73:21

some sodium,

73:25

too. Need to get some jetpack

73:31

upgrades. I just pressed the wrong

73:33

button, didn't I? Damn it. Well, there

73:37

goes that

73:38

sodium. All right, here we go. Ah, never

73:40

mind. Yeah, I got a nice little sodium

73:42

patch here. It's always nice if you

73:44

could find a field of this stuff or like

73:46

any any plant-based resource. You just

73:49

run into a big patch. Like sometimes you

73:50

can find really big oxygen patches and I

73:53

love that, man. Makes things go a lot

73:55

faster when you're trying to get

73:59

stuff. There we go. Yeah. Nice. Good

74:02

healthy dose of

74:03

sodium. Kind of like my lunch today.

74:06

Anyone know that that seasoning is

74:07

called like Tony Shashi or Tony Cha

74:10

Chachiers or something like that? Uh, I

74:12

made a uh I made another chicken

74:14

burrito, except this time instead of

74:15

Mexican seasonings, I used that

74:19

stuff. That was good. It was very good,

74:22

but a little salty. It's a little on the

74:23

salty

74:25

side. All right, see what I want is I

74:27

want some of that oxygen over

74:31

there. Anything interesting given for

74:33

finishing the expeditions? Um um Mo

74:35

Diggles. Yeah, they have uh they have a

74:37

new um character customization, new

74:40

jetpack, they have a new multi-tool.

74:42

Looks it looks pretty rad. Looks like

74:43

something Skeletor would

74:46

have. Let's see. That's

74:52

carbon. But yeah, no spaceship this time

74:54

around. To be fair, they've been giving

74:55

us a lot of spaceships as a recent. So

74:57

yeah, I actually kind of like the

74:58

concept that they're just doing more

75:00

character

75:02

customizations. Uh let's see. Hey, rich

75:06

rich and stuff. Is that is that how am I

75:09

pronouncing that

75:13

correctly? From one rich to another. You

75:15

go by Do you like going by Rich or

75:18

Richard or Rick or Ricky? The joke I

75:20

always tell people. It's like I wish I

75:21

was

75:23

rich.

75:25

Sit. Yeah. Tony Chiro. Yes. I don't know

75:28

how it's pronounced, but it is good

75:30

stuff. But I put a little too much in

75:31

there. So, my burrito is a little on the

75:33

salty side. Try to slap your mama. It's

75:35

so much better than Tony's. It has less

75:36

of a sodium taste. Yeah, I've been I've

75:38

been uh there there's I was I was given

75:40

a big gift pack. It's called like uh

75:42

whack your ass or something like that or

75:45

like imminent diarrhea. I don't know.

75:47

It's some kind of seasoning and it's

75:48

it's very low sodium which is also good.

75:50

But I I have a seasoned salt collection

75:52

and you know seasoning collection as

75:54

well. So if I could find it, it's called

75:55

slap your mama. H so good. You'll slap

75:58

your

76:00

mama. Yeah, I I must have I'm not

76:02

kidding. I probably have like I don't

76:04

know like 15 or 16 different kinds of

76:06

seasoned salt which probably terrible

76:08

for you know my arteries or whatever but

76:10

uh I try to use them

76:13

sparingly. Yeah. Dang. What was Yeah, I

76:15

have I've been using this brand. I think

76:17

God sent it to

76:18

me. I think it's called like uh big big

76:21

hairy ass season or I don't know. I

76:25

can't remember. But it's good. I I use

76:26

it all the time. Like I only have like

76:28

half a bottle left.

76:31

Tony

76:33

Shashiris. I don't know how it's

76:35

pronounced. I'm trying. I

76:38

swear. I was actually I've been I've

76:40

been gifted a lot. Folks like you all in

76:42

chat uh have sent me some very nice

76:44

seasonings over the years. I've never

76:45

done a cooking stream, but uh you know,

76:47

just I do like seasonings. I tend to be

76:50

I tend to be use more like seasoning and

76:52

condiments as opposed to outright

76:54

toppings. You know, like I'm not big on

76:56

putting an entire salad on my burger,

76:58

for instance. you know, like, oh yeah,

76:59

you know, you got to put the uh the

77:00

onions and the tomatoes and the pickles

77:02

and the peppers and the big chunks of

77:04

garlic and stuff. It's like I'm just

77:06

kind of more of like a seasoning kind of

77:07

guy. Yeah. Hey, welcome side quest.

77:10

Hello. Yeah, sashori. Ah, it's

77:13

pronounced sashi. Okay. Not

77:17

shashi. Uh, you mind if I join you, Cab?

77:20

I can wait a bit. Oh, yeah. We we kind

77:22

of kick things off here. So, yeah, you

77:23

can join if you

77:25

want. Trying to find some hot sauce that

77:27

doesn't suck. not been successful. Um I

77:30

I like um I like Texas Pete. Uh I you

77:34

know, it's funny. I I I didn't really

77:36

find out about Crystal Hot sauce, which

77:38

is a really really cheap hot sauce made

77:40

here in the US. I like it though. It's

77:41

kind of tangy, not too hot. I mean, you

77:43

get it's literally a dollar a bottle,

77:45

but uh yeah, I've got I've got a bunch

77:47

of different things. I like Cholula,

77:49

like I said, Texas Pete. I've never been

77:51

a real big Tabasco fan. It's too

77:52

vinegary for me.

77:56

Hey Kim, Richard, I'm having trouble

77:57

believing you worked in IT. I've heard

77:58

the best IT people are actually furries.

78:01

In my line of work, I worked for

78:02

military IT specifically. Never had a

78:05

co-orker uh who was a furry. I know

78:07

that's that's kind of a joke that's

78:08

like, oh yeah, a lot of fries are IT

78:10

guys for whatever reason, but uh in my

78:12

entire uh time working in IT, I never

78:15

had any co-workers that were uh at least

78:18

admitted to being furries. So yeah, I

78:20

couldn't I couldn't I couldn't give you

78:21

a comparison in that

78:23

regard. When does the expedition start?

78:25

It's already started. Shinsf, I'm

78:26

playing it right

78:30

now. Yeah, Franks. I have I have some

78:32

Franks in the fridge as well. Yeah, I

78:33

have a small hot sauce collection. I was

78:35

surprisingly underwhelmed by the hot

78:37

ones, you know, some of their low-level

78:38

hot sauces. Uh I got a few of them. Uh

78:41

the buffalo sauce was decent, but like

78:43

their their regular just like classic

78:45

hot sauce, I wasn't a big fan of it.

78:47

They used some different chilies in it

78:49

that I I don't know. I mean, it wasn't

78:50

bad. just I didn't enjoy it, oddly

78:53

enough. I like the buffalo sauce,

78:55

though. It's not bad. It's like hot

78:57

buffalo

78:58

sauce. Sorry, I'm just collecting some

79:00

oxygen for the time being.

79:06

Ow. I don't know. I never Yeah, I guess

79:09

I never could get into Basco. It just

79:10

it's it's the the the vinegar flavor is

79:12

a little too strong for

79:15

me. But I have a bunch. It's funny, too,

79:18

cuz I'm not even supposed to eat hot

79:19

sauce anymore. Oh, I got some digestive

79:20

tract

79:21

problems.

79:24

Okay, Los Caliente is amazing. I think

79:26

that's the one I

79:28

bought. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, cuz I

79:31

tried putting on various things. I tried

79:33

putting it on burritos and like some

79:36

nachos and other [ __ ] like supposedly

79:39

spicy dishes, but I don't know. I just I

79:42

tried it and I couldn't get into

79:45

it. Uh, let's see. I don't like Tabasco

79:47

sauce either, but trust me on the

79:48

Sriracha sauce. I have to be honest, I'm

79:50

not a big Sriracha fan. I I've had the

79:52

like the OG Sriracha sauce and all that

79:54

stuff. Not a not a big Sriracha fan.

79:56

It's I know it's technically, I believe,

79:58

the now the most popular hot sauce in

80:01

the United States, but I just I don't

80:03

know, man. I just tastes weird to me.

80:05

I've tried it a bunch of times. I used

80:07

to go to like these Thai places and

80:08

stuff with my with my friends. Uh

80:10

they're always like, "Oh, yeah, bro. You

80:12

got to hot sauce that stuff up, bro."

80:13

It's like, "All right, the hot sauce.

80:14

Oh, even better. They got Sriracha." And

80:16

I'm like, "Okay." And

80:22

I don't know. I guess I'm more I'm more

80:23

into like I don't know like southern hot

80:25

sauces or something. I don't know. I I

80:27

know people love it. I had a roommate

80:28

that he he was just like he would put

80:30

that stuff on everything. He's like,

80:32

"You want to make some toast? Sriracha.

80:33

You want to make some cereal? Sriracha.

80:35

You want to shoot a sentinel?

80:42

Sriracha." You like what you like. No

80:44

shame. Unless it's Nickelback. Yes.

80:49

All right, I think I got everything that

80:50

I

80:51

needed. Just looking for my spaceship

80:56

now. Yeah. And it's funny, too, cuz it's

80:59

so popular that I thought it's like,

81:00

man, is there something wrong with me? I

81:02

don't know. I just But yeah, I've I've

81:04

bought it before. I've literally bought

81:06

it before because I, you know, wanted to

81:07

try it, but I tried it, you know, at

81:09

restaurants and at home and I don't

81:11

know. I just couldn't get into it.

81:14

It's like a definitely has kind of a

81:15

more of an Asian flare type taste to it.

81:19

Again, not bad, just

81:22

different. I' uh I drink Tabasco out of

81:25

the bottle. That's the thing is I've

81:26

I've done that like with Texas Pete.

81:28

I'll be like, you know, little on the

81:30

tongue, you know? Yeah. Just a little

81:32

just a

81:33

little. But uh hey, look, if there was

81:36

only if if people only liked one type of

81:38

hot sauce, there would only be one type

81:39

of hot sauce, right? But there are many

81:41

many many times stuff that's very very

81:44

light and stuff that makes your like you

81:45

know prolapses your colon you know

81:48

just it's all sorts of

81:52

stuff. I keep I I did read about how

81:54

apparently the you know like the what's

81:56

it the OG Sriracha brand that's got the

81:58

rooster on the front. You know like the

82:00

green bottle that I guess they stopped

82:02

using a certain type of pepper and they

82:04

started using a different kind of pepper

82:06

and then it apparently doesn't taste the

82:08

same. So people uh like the Sriracha

82:10

fans kind of were upset about

82:12

that.

82:16

Yeah. Yeah. And that's and that's funny.

82:18

Shio Crystal Crystal hot sauce is some

82:20

of the cheapest hot sauce you can get.

82:22

But I genuinely like it. I It has a It's

82:25

It's less about heat and more about

82:26

tanginess. And yeah, I've actually I was

82:29

surprised that I ended up liking I

82:30

bought it on a whim. I saw it at Walmart

82:32

and I was like, "This this is cheap hot

82:33

sauce. This can't be any good." I took

82:35

it home and I think the first time I

82:36

used it, I put it on some some nachos,

82:38

you know, like cheese and some other

82:40

stuff and I was like, actually, you know

82:41

what? This is surprisingly good. I like

82:43

it. What resources would you recommend

82:45

bringing on this uh expedition? I didn't

82:47

bring anything with me. I like the

82:48

challenge of starting from scratch, but

82:50

the usual stuff. Uh, you know, bring in

82:52

a bunch of carbon, bring a bunch of

82:54

oxygen, maybe some extra repair kits,

82:56

uh, shield batteries, surge batteries if

82:59

you have them. Uh, you know, you can

83:01

bring in some S tier modules to upgrade

83:03

your multi-tool. I I will uh spoil it

83:05

for you that you start off with the

83:06

photon cannon and the uh the bolt cer as

83:10

your weapons. So, but you also get some

83:12

weapon

83:14

modules. Hello. Whoops.

83:17

Sorry. Couldn't hit my mute button in

83:21

time. New Coke was a ruse to cover the

83:24

switch from sugar to high fructose corn

83:26

syrup.

83:29

Yeah, it's like I said, but I'm not even

83:31

supposed to be eating hot sauce right

83:32

now. Problem is, I love buffalo sauce,

83:35

man. I love it. I love buffalo sauce. I

83:37

mean, I don't put it on everything, but

83:39

just in general, like I like buffalo

83:41

chicken. I like buffalo wings. I like

83:43

buffalo chicken pizza. Yes. I've I've

83:46

done like um buffalo battered fries.

83:48

Have you ever tried that before? That's

83:50

pretty

83:55

good. Yeah. I mean, yeah. some of the

83:57

like the ones that are hot just for the

83:58

sake of being hot. Yeah, I don't I don't

84:00

get into those. There there was u there

84:02

was a hot mustard. There's hot mustards

84:04

in addition to hot sauces. There was a

84:06

hot mustard called mustard gas that I

84:08

kind of liked. It literally came in a

84:10

metal bottle with a skull with a gas

84:12

mask on it. I think they still sell it

84:14

to this day. I put that I used to put

84:15

that on my nachos and I thought that was

84:16

pretty

84:17

good. Stop. You're making me hungry. You

84:20

know you know what's really really

84:21

really good? You ever if you ever want

84:23

to be the crowd favorite at a like a

84:25

potluck or maybe like if you do sports

84:27

stuff you everyone brings stuff uh try

84:30

try making and bringing over some

84:32

buffalo chicken dip. This stuff is like

84:34

crack man. It is it is just crazy good.

84:37

Yeah. Hold on. See? Yeah. Here's a nice

84:39

big picture of it. Oh man. You bring

84:41

this to a party and you'll have people

84:43

literally huddled around your your your

84:45

hot plate or your hot bowl or whatever

84:47

cuz Yeah. It's just it's a shredded

84:48

chicken with a lot of uh you know just a

84:51

couple different kinds of cheese.

84:53

Usually it's made with um cream cheese

84:55

and like you know shredded shredded

84:57

cheese of different varieties. Uh you

84:59

know sprinkle some uh some crap on top.

85:01

Uh you can put like if you like blue

85:03

cheese you can do blue cheese crumbles

85:05

or you know scallions or other stuff.

85:06

But uh dude this this stuff is like

85:08

crack man. It's so good. If you like

85:11

buffalo sauce try either making it or

85:14

ordering it. It's called buffalo chicken

85:15

dip. And yeah, you just you'd get a big

85:18

bag of tortillas and a big bowl of

85:19

buffalo chicken tip and I was like,

85:20

"Oom, nom nom nom. I can't stop." I

85:23

remember I went to my my buddy's um

85:25

bachelor party and someone made a huge

85:28

tub of it and I just kept going back.

85:30

I'd be like, "Oh, get a plate like" and

85:32

I just kept going back until it was half

85:34

empty. And I definitely got a stomach

85:36

ache cuz I think I ate half the bucket.

85:38

But it's really good. Oh man, my mouth

85:41

is watering just thinking about it. I

85:42

tried making some at one point and I got

85:44

a I got some recipe tips from a friend.

85:46

They're like, "No, no, you definitely

85:47

need like two or three bricks of cream

85:49

cheese." And there's way too much cream

85:50

cheese. It's gross. But yeah, if you

85:53

make it right, it's fantastic. Yeah. I

85:56

mean, and it's it's it's for dipping,

85:57

too. It's literally a dip. So, you have

85:58

to get like, you know, like the Tostito

86:00

scoops or some good thick tortilla chips

86:02

and Yeah. Like this. Oh, god. Yeah. It's

86:05

just It's a dip and you dip it and then

86:07

the dip is good. It's

86:10

yummy. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah, look at it.

86:13

It's just orange. Orange

86:16

bliss. Uh, buffalo chicken dip sounds

86:18

like it would easily rival Rotel dip. I

86:20

don't know. I've never had Rotel, but

86:22

I've had I've had this and it's great.

86:24

Holy crap. Oh gosh. I could go for a big

86:28

bowl of it right

86:29

now. All right. Sorry, I'm getting

86:31

hungry

86:32

again. Uh, let's see. Mr. Mustard. Old

86:36

school hot Mustard. All right. I I'll

86:37

look for it if they if it's on Amazon.

86:39

Sometimes I, you know, put an order at

86:41

Amazon to get a few a few different

86:43

things. Let's go to the space

86:48

station. Uh, let's see. Frank's Red Hot

86:51

with some chicken and a biscuit with

86:53

this is amazing. I've had it. Yeah. Oh,

86:56

object of interest. Ah, trader. And I

86:58

usually tell the traders to go away, but

87:00

sometimes they have useful stuff,

87:02

especially if you don't bring anything

87:03

with

87:04

you. All right. So, this guy is speaking

87:07

GE, which I I don't understand at the

87:08

moment. Couple words here and there. It

87:11

says, "Although I cannot be sure of

87:13

their precise meaning, this trader

87:14

appears keen to do

87:17

business. See what kind of crap they

87:19

have." Uh, let's see. Exo suit upgrades.

87:22

Selenium, cactus flesh. Ah, they don't

87:24

have anything I want. Never

87:29

mind. Have you tried any of that buffalo

87:31

mayo they have now, Richard? I have.

87:33

Yes. Yeah, it's it's uh like I said, it

87:35

has it has its applications, but

87:40

uh I have Yeah, it's good. I That's what

87:42

I'm saying. I love buffalo sauce.

87:44

Sometimes I would get um I will get

87:47

buffalo not buffalo, I'll get chicken

87:50

chalupas, like when they have the club

87:51

chalupa at Taco Bell, I'll take them

87:53

home and I'll put a little buffalo sauce

87:55

so it becomes like a buffalo chicken

87:59

chalupa. Yum, yum, yum. This is why I'm

88:01

fat. I'm fat. I mean, I'm not like super

88:04

fat, but I'm like a little tubby. Just a

88:06

little

88:10

uh tubby toms. Yeah, you know, I've

88:11

really I've really taken a shine to

88:13

Korean barbecue sauce like like various

88:16

places. What the hell? Oh, what is that?

88:18

Oh, that's the space station. I was

88:19

like, what the hell is that? But yeah,

88:21

I've I've been I've been enjoying Korean

88:23

barbecue sauces. Uh probably since last

88:26

year I kind of warmed up to them and

88:28

it's good. I think it's because I tried

88:29

I think like KFC had a Korean barbecue

88:31

something or other and because I like

88:33

that I was like well if this if KFC

88:35

could do it well then other places would

88:36

probably do it even better.

88:50

Like the music in this

89:03

[Music]

89:05

game. I like the

89:08

music. I should dance in front of this

89:10

big eyeball

89:11

thing. Hold on. Let's see if I can do

89:13

it.

89:21

I'm doing the

89:27

jitterbug. All righty. Uh, I make it for

89:31

the Super Bowl and other gatherings. So,

89:32

now have to make two crock-pots. Yeah, I

89:33

mean, it gets it gets very uh very

89:35

popular. I'm eating a cookie, so I have

89:37

a resistance to your temptations. Might

89:38

make it later, though. Uh my uh my buddy

89:41

has a he's got a young daughter, you

89:43

know, she's like six or something now,

89:44

five or six, and she's in Girl Scouts.

89:46

And he was like, "Hey, my daughter's

89:48

selling Girl Scout cookies." And I was

89:49

like,

89:50

"Damn, my one and only weakness." So

89:53

yeah, I just I just got four four more

89:55

boxes of Girl Scout cookies. I got TFOs,

89:58

uh the lemon drops or whatever they're

90:00

called, uh Thin Mints, and of course my

90:02

favorite, the Tag

90:04

Alongsum. The k the kicker is I try to

90:06

only eat like maybe two cookies a day at

90:09

the most because yeah I like one I'm

90:11

rationing them and two fat just fat

90:16

fatness. Well I know what I'm having for

90:18

dinner. Yeah, girl scout cookies. Uh

90:22

okay, gotcha Hannah. I'll I'll be sure

90:24

to look for it. Let's let's take a look

90:26

here. Yeah, you know when you've been

90:29

using the same condiments your whole

90:30

life, right? You know, you're like,

90:31

"Okay, well, I obviously like this, but

90:33

you know, I kind of want to try

90:34

something new." Yeah. It's kind of like

90:37

Avalanche Master when he tried men for

90:38

the first time and he's like, "Hey,

90:39

that's great."

90:42

Yeah.

90:44

Yeah. All right. Um, hold on. Where is

90:46

it? Um, let's

90:49

see. Uh, are they Yeah, exactly. Are

90:51

they made with real girl scouts? Ah. Oh,

90:54

look at this. I like it. Korean one

90:56

award-winning Korean uh Go Jang barbecue

90:58

sauce. Ah, so go Jenang, I have had goen

91:01

before. It it is it's it's a little

91:04

Yeah, Goju Jen has a kind of a different

91:06

taste to it than standard Korean

91:07

barbecue. At least in my opinion. Going

91:10

u I was introduced to it by uh for the

91:12

first time a restaurant here in near

91:15

where I live. It's called Tikis. They

91:17

actually have Goen uh hot wings or like

91:19

wings. So yeah, I have I've had this

91:23

flavor before, but uh yeah, maybe maybe

91:26

I'll order a bottle and then I don't

91:28

know. I don't chug it or

91:30

something. The peanut butter sandwich

91:32

ones. Yeah. Yeah, Thin Mints are

91:35

mandatory. I I told I didn't order some

91:36

last time. I was like, I was incorrect

91:38

to not order Thin Mints. Literally

91:41

incorrect. Okay. Hi guys, I'm Jim

91:44

Cameron. All right. So, just letting Jim

91:46

Cameron letting you know that he hangs

91:47

out on my channel from time to time,

91:49

especially when I press the wrong button

91:51

on my stream deck, which is still there

91:54

apparently.

91:56

Uh, yeah, men definitely have an

91:58

interesting flavor. Yeah, it's kind of a

92:00

creamy, bleachy flavor usually. So, I've

92:04

heard, what's wrong with me? All right,

92:07

chug it on stream. Yeah, if you want me

92:09

see me chug that bottle, then I don't

92:11

defecate blood, then yeah, we'll make it

92:13

a we'll make it a stream fun stretch

92:15

goal. All right, let's see here. Um,

92:18

let's go ahead and unlock

92:22

that. Wait a minute.

92:25

Wait, wait a minute. Hold on. I thought

92:28

I thought the first one was always free.

92:30

I don't know if you noticed that, but

92:32

yeah, I went to get a backpack upgrade,

92:33

but I paid a,000 credits for it. I

92:35

always thought the first one was free.

92:36

Am I wrong about

92:38

that? After the season was over, the

92:40

Girl Scouts dropped a few pallets off at

92:42

the Marine unit. I left with a case of

92:43

Dosey Dos. Oh gosh, that's awesome. And

92:46

man, you know, Girl Scout cookies are

92:47

expensive. And I did find out the last

92:49

time I bought some um I found out that

92:51

the Girl Scout troop that sells them,

92:52

they only get 75 cents per box. And

92:55

normally people pay anywhere between5 to

92:57

$7 per box or about $6 on average. I was

93:00

like, man, they only get 75 cents per

93:02

box. You got to figure, you know,

93:03

manufacturing the cookies and the boxes

93:05

are really cheap. So I guess the Girl

93:08

Scouts of America are simply pocketing

93:10

the pocketing the

93:14

profit. Tastes like salty gym socks and

93:16

sadness. Mhm.

93:18

Mhm. But yeah, like I said, a buddy of

93:20

mine,

93:22

um, sorry, buddy of mine, uh, his

93:24

daughter, you know, I just help my buddy

93:27

out. Plus, I love Girl Scout

93:30

cookies. That's interesting. It's not

93:32

lit up. Is it

93:33

functional? Okay. Yeah, it looks like it

93:35

is functional, so that's

93:39

okay. Wait, the girls have heavy metals?

93:41

Yeah, they do. There's even a band

93:43

called Baby Metal, who whom I've seen

93:45

live before. If you want to if you want

93:46

to see what they're all about, uh it's

93:49

they're it's a Japanese kawaii metal

93:52

band, I think they're called. Uh go look

93:54

go YouTube a song called Gimme Chocolate

93:57

by Baby Metal and uh that's that's what

93:59

they're all about. So, it sucks too cuz

94:02

I I went to a concert where them and a

94:04

couple other bands played and uh we got

94:07

there a little late and they had just

94:09

played that song uh and we I just missed

94:11

it as I was like parking or whatever.

94:16

Nice. Um, yeah, six bucks a box in

94:19

Minnesota. Yeah, it sounds like it's

94:20

about the average, but uh but they're

94:22

good though, man. That's the problem is

94:23

they're really those cookies are damn

94:25

good. All right, let's see. Um, why am I

94:30

Oh, yeah. We're going to sell some stuff

94:31

to make a little bit of cash and some

94:33

nanites. All right, so let's see. We're

94:36

going to sell We're going to sell my

94:38

heptaloid wheat. Get five grand for that

94:41

received. That's got to be an audio bug.

94:44

Units received. All right, sell. Units

94:48

received. I don't want to sell this

94:50

because that's part of the mission that

94:51

I'm on right now. Going to sell my

94:52

rusted metal. Units received. Yeah,

94:55

that's that's Yeah, that units received.

94:58

It's very very loud at the moment. Okay.

95:00

All right. So, I got 40 grand. Let's see

95:02

if I can afford to buy anything. Um, we

95:05

always You always need metal plating.

95:07

So, let's buy four metal plating.

95:09

Product received. Yeah, that's got to be

95:11

an audio bug. Uh, let's see. Chromatic

95:14

metal. Yeah, let's see if we can buy all

95:15

of their chromatic metal. There we go.

95:19

Yeah, that's got to be an audio bug. H.

95:22

Okay. Uh, and I can't afford anything

95:24

else. I guess we'll just do that now.

95:27

Let's go sell my unused uh modules and

95:30

get some nanites. And maybe I can get a

95:31

couple

95:32

upgrades. Pretty sure that's a recurring

95:34

visual bug. What is? Oh, the the

95:36

blinking. I see it sometimes.

95:40

a baby metal with electric callboy.

95:42

Yeah, I've seen that music video. But

95:44

yeah, I saw it was last year. It was

95:47

either last year or the year before. I

95:49

went with Nick Saga. If you remember

95:50

Nick Saga, she used to stream here on

95:52

Twitch. I went with her and some other

95:53

folks. And we saw uh it was a it was a

95:55

co-headlining tour with Baby Metal and

95:58

uh Death Clock, you know, the guys from

95:59

Metal Aocalypse. Oh, there's Avalanche

96:01

Master swimming around doing some

96:03

swimming things.

96:06

The suit voice bug is supposedly

96:08

addressed in the expedition. Oh, okay.

96:09

Gotcha. Wait, but I'm in the expedition.

96:12

So, yeah. Uh, there don't appear to be

96:15

drops this time around. My epic, they

96:17

just did drops maybe like two months

96:18

ago, and they usually don't they only do

96:20

them like two or three times a year. So,

96:22

no drops this time around. Oh,

96:25

experimental branch. Okay, gotcha. I

96:26

gota gotcha. Yeah, if it gets annoying,

96:28

I might switch to experimental branch,

96:30

but for now, I should be

96:33

okay. All right, let's go ahead and sell

96:36

some uh some

96:40

stuff. Oh, that was a really good

96:42

concert. Seen it when I came into my

96:43

area. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was fun.

96:46

Yeah, the tickets are surprisingly

96:47

weren't that expensive

96:49

either. I bought tickets to a concert.

96:52

It was almost God, it's like 170 bucks

96:54

and I ended up not being able to go, so

96:56

I sold my ticket. Um, man, Ticket Master

96:59

is brutal because they charge you

97:00

service fees when you buy a ticket, then

97:02

they charge you service fees when you

97:04

sell a ticket, and then they charge the

97:05

buyer of your ticket additional selling

97:07

fees. So, they they get people coming

97:09

and going and then coming again, or

97:11

coming going, and then it's one of those

97:13

three. Yeah, Ticket Master is brutal

97:14

with their fees. I mean, I got I got um

97:17

all of my money back, including the

97:18

fees, and then some, but uh yeah, it's

97:21

just Ticket Master is really terrible

97:22

about fees. My

97:24

goodness. Okay, here we go. Let's do

97:28

this. Uh, let's see. Sell. Yeah, we're

97:31

going to sell the pulse spitter module

97:33

because I'm probably not going to use

97:34

the pulse spitter and this guy as well.

97:36

So, now yeah, I've got 970 nanites. So,

97:39

let's see if I can get um let's see if I

97:42

can get some upgrades. Maybe if I can

97:45

find Let's see what would be important

97:47

to upgrade. I'm

97:49

assuming probably a warp drive. A warp

97:52

drive upgrade would be good. Yeah,

97:55

hyperdrive range is 125, which is pretty

97:57

terrible. So, let's see. Let's get one

97:59

of those first and then if I can maybe

98:01

upgrade one of my

98:05

weapons. Ticket master is really bad. I

98:07

was shocked. I was like, damn, man. They

98:08

charge you a fee for buying a ticket,

98:10

charge you a fee for selling a ticket,

98:11

then charge the person who buys your

98:13

ticket another fee. They're just they

98:15

just they're just raking in dough by

98:17

charging obnoxious fees. It's

98:21

crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Sergeant Turd Cutter.

98:23

Yeah, I mean the pandemic is, you know,

98:25

largely uh wound down. I mean, you could

98:27

still get COVID if uh you know, if

98:29

you're not careful, but uh yeah,

98:31

concerts are a thing. Unfortunately, a

98:32

friend of mine who who ran a band uh

98:35

booking like management agency kind of

98:38

thing. Yeah, unfortunately it kind of

98:39

really destroyed their business. But

98:40

yeah, now that you know, well, people

98:42

are going to concerts again, uh it's

98:45

it's Yeah, you I'm assuming you'll see

98:47

more and more and more tours uh being

98:48

booked again, which is good. Yeah.

98:52

Did they recently pass a law that they

98:54

had to disclose all the fees up front?

98:55

Yeah, when you're buying a ticket, but

98:57

uh yeah, just like I

99:00

said, I mean, if you're using ticket

99:02

master, you're paying fees. Just there's

99:04

no way around it. Okay, let's see.

99:08

Um, hyperdrive module. There's a

99:12

Cclass. Uh, hyperdrive. There's a B

99:16

class.

99:18

Starship. Okay. Infron knife. Posetron.

99:21

I could get an infernite for my

99:23

ship. That would be kind of nice.

99:27

600. Let's go. Let's go

99:31

for starship shield. Looks like the best

99:33

thing they have right there is a B-class

99:35

and a C-class. So, let's buy the

99:37

B-classive

99:39

and the C-class.

99:41

That gives me It has 1,700 left.

99:47

H. Should I get maybe a jetpack

99:52

upgrade? Let's see. Infron knife module.

99:56

So, that's the just that's just the

99:57

module,

100:01

though. All right. Let's do this. Let's

100:04

install those modules right

100:08

now. Okay. Bam. Hyperdrive range went

100:11

from what was like 125 or 175 to

100:16

281. All right. There we

100:18

go. Okay. So, our hybrid dive range is

100:21

now 362, which is better than what it

100:23

was. Could have been a little nicer, but

100:25

uh well, what can you do? So, all right.

100:27

So, there's that. I got 700 nanites

100:29

left. Let me see if I can get a backpack

100:30

upgrade. I don't know, Avalanche Master,

100:32

if you if you got some upgrades as well.

100:33

I like how his helmet is he's it's a

100:35

boot. His his head is literally a boot

100:38

in an aquarium. That's one of the

100:40

special uh um looks that you can get

100:43

from fishing fishing bonuses.

100:47

hard to hard to justify paying those

100:49

prices for me. Well not you have to

100:50

remember not everyone uses ticket master

100:52

live nation some some places they they

100:54

are completely independent of those.

100:56

Granted, you know, Live Nation and

100:57

Ticket Master are two of the biggest

100:59

ones, but yeah, not everyone uses those.

101:01

I think you'll find like a lot of

101:02

smaller bands try to avoid them for that

101:04

specific reason. They make it, you know,

101:06

really expensive just to, you know, sell

101:08

tickets for your concert.

101:11

Yeah. If you're using ticket master,

101:14

humanity has no hope. Well, sometimes

101:15

you don't have a choice. You know, if

101:16

the band you want to go see their tour

101:18

tickets are being sold by ticket master,

101:20

well, what do you do? You're like,

101:21

"Okay, well, I guess I'll just miss it

101:23

and hope the next time they come through

101:24

they don't use ticket master." Three

101:26

years later, oh crap, they're still

101:28

using ticket master. It's, you know, I

101:30

mean, they're not exactly a monopoly,

101:31

but they're pretty ubiquitous sadly.

101:34

But,

101:37

uh, Hi, if I get this game, would I be

101:40

able to play the past content? When you

101:41

say past content, uh, do you mean past

101:44

expeditions? Sometimes they bring back

101:46

past expeditions, but generally

101:48

speaking, uh, you'd have to wait until

101:50

they bring them back. Otherwise, this

101:51

game has something like 30 plus

101:53

expansions now. And yes, you can play

101:55

all of that content and it's all

101:57

included with the game. They don't have

101:58

any paid DLCs or paid really anything

102:01

except for buying the game. And when

102:03

it's on sale, you can get the game for

102:04

20 bucks, 25 bucks or something. So, you

102:06

get nine years of updates and expansions

102:09

for free. Well, every well, you know,

102:11

pay for the game, you get all that

102:12

stuff. So, old content, yes, for sure.

102:14

Uh, the only exception are expeditions.

102:16

They only bring back old expeditions

102:18

sometimes uh at the end of the year or,

102:21

you know, usually at the end of the

102:22

year, but not every one, not every

102:24

single one. Like, when a band comes to

102:26

San Francisco and I'm like, "Oo, I guess

102:27

I'll miss it." It's like, "Yeah, yeah,

102:29

great. Yeah, my favorite band is playing

102:31

uh two streets down from me and well, I

102:33

can't afford it because Ticket Master is

102:35

awful." Yeah. Yeah. Cough. Keysite.

102:38

Yeah. I mean, I I I fully admit I buy

102:40

keys uh from like say like CD Keys. I've

102:43

used Greenman Gaming in the past. You

102:44

know, they are they are legitimate key

102:46

reseller websites, if you

102:50

will. Okay. All right. Let's take a look

102:52

at uh let's see. Let's get some maybe I

102:54

can get a jetpack

102:57

upgrade. All right. Let's see what they

103:00

got for jetpacks. Yeah, movement. What I

103:02

want is uh movement module

103:04

upgrades. Yeah, here we go. All right.

103:06

Here's one S-class. All right. So chat,

103:08

what would I what would I what would be

103:09

better getting an A and a C or one S?

103:14

Because again, you know, you can strike

103:15

out on S-class. ES ones are the ones

103:18

that are most likely to have four stats,

103:20

like four buffs, but sometimes you

103:22

strike out and you only get like two or

103:23

three and they have really low stats. So

103:25

what are we thinking, chat? Should we go

103:27

with an A and a C and have some nanites

103:30

left over, or do we go straight for the

103:33

S-class?

103:35

Uh uh Zanta says Greenman is legit

103:37

storefront cap, not a reseller. Well,

103:39

that's what I'm Well, when I say

103:41

reseller, it's because where do you

103:43

think they get those keys from? Right.

103:44

They buy them in bulk from the

103:46

publisher. So, when I say reseller, it's

103:47

because well, they're they're not a

103:49

first party. Technically, Steam, I guess

103:51

you could argue, uh well, I guess Steam

103:53

is more of a platform than a reseller,

103:55

but uh any place that sells you a key is

103:57

technically a reseller. Yeah. Go home or

104:00

go I've had somebody myopic is like,

104:02

"Just go home, Cap. Go home." home.

104:03

Like, I'm already

104:07

home. Um I, you know, wise guy, and

104:10

unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure

104:11

I've seen S-classes that didn't have

104:13

four stats on

104:15

them. I don't know, maybe when we go

104:17

back to my main save, we can check, but

104:19

I'm pretty sure I've seen S-classes that

104:21

don't have four

104:23

stats, which would make sense, too,

104:25

considering I have a C-class multi-tool

104:27

right now, and it's got three

104:28

supercharge slots when it ideally it's

104:30

not supposed to. Well, not ideally

104:33

supposedly resellers generally don't get

104:36

keys legit, right? But I mean, when you

104:38

buy a key from Greenman, where do you

104:41

think they got it from? They buy those

104:42

keys in bulk from the publisher or

104:45

depending on the situation, from the

104:46

developer directly. So, they're when

104:48

they're buying that key and then selling

104:50

it again, they're technically reselling

104:52

it. They're a legitimate reseller, but a

104:54

reseller all the same. But yeah, granted

104:56

they're not like G2A where you get some

104:58

people on there that, you know, maybe a

105:00

little little debatable how they obtain

105:02

the keys that they

105:04

got. Uh, Great Cap says, "Yeah, it

105:06

happens. I've seen lots of S-class. So,

105:08

three stats only." Yeah. So, it's kind

105:09

of a crapshoot. Product received. All

105:11

right, let's see. As as my suit yells at

105:14

me in my ear. All right, here we go.

105:15

Three, two, one, and All right, so

105:18

gravity

105:21

turbine. All right, this one. Okay,

105:23

good. So, it does have four stats. So,

105:24

let's take this one out, this B-class,

105:27

and we'll take this guy. And check out

105:29

those stats. 221 10 34. We're going to

105:32

supercharge it. Boom.

105:33

Shaka. And uh Yeah. Okay. So, there we

105:36

go. So, I I think that was I think that

105:38

was a worthwhile

105:40

purchase. Oh, yeah. That's fine, Z.

105:42

Yeah. I'm saying, you know, like I said,

105:45

some some key reseller websites don't

105:47

have a good reputation, right?

105:48

Especially if it's a key reseller market

105:50

like G2A.

105:53

Sometimes you can't argue with those

105:55

prices, right? No, I I like I said, I my

105:58

go-to is CD Keys. Um, for instance, when

106:00

I when I give away copies of No Man's

106:02

Sky, I typically don't buy them from

106:04

Steam. I buy them from CD Keys because

106:07

it's a little cheaper. Yeah. All

106:10

right. Uh, not going to lie, I don't

106:12

care how they got the key. If it's 10

106:14

bucks there or 50 bucks, normally I know

106:15

who gets the moola. Sorry, not sorry.

106:17

Well, right, Yasbo. And so, think about

106:19

this. The whole way that key resellers

106:21

make money is because they buy those

106:23

keys in bulk at a discount. So, they're

106:25

not paying retail price for No Man's

106:27

Sky. Say No Man's Sky is normally what,

106:29

like 50 bucks or something like that.

106:31

Uh, and or like any game, it's like 50

106:34

50 bucks. When they're buying a bulk set

106:36

of keys, like literally like 10,000 keys

106:38

or 5,000 keys, whatever, they're not

106:40

paying retail price for those keys.

106:42

They're getting them at a substantial

106:43

discount to resell them for a profit.

106:45

That's why when you see companies like

106:47

CD Keys or Green Man Gaming where

106:48

they're like, "Hey, this brand new game

106:50

came out at 60 bucks on Steam, but we're

106:51

selling it for

106:53

$47.95 on our website, it's because they

106:56

bought the key cheaper than that, and

106:57

then they're reselling it to you for a

106:59

small profit, but less than retail." So,

107:01

that's that's how that works. And they

107:03

get those cheap prices by buying

107:05

thousands of keys at a time. Could be

107:07

hundreds, could be 50,000. You never

107:08

know. But, uh, yeah, they they get a

107:10

discount, a substantial discount by

107:12

buying in bulk from publishers. I wish I

107:14

could do that. I wish I could go to

107:15

Hello Games and be like, "Look, here's

107:17

$1,000. Give me like a thousand keys for

107:19

me to give away." I wish I ultimate

107:23

badass.

107:25

The badass. Wouldn't that be nice? Can

107:28

you believe I've been here for 20

107:30

months? There must be something wrong

107:32

with me.

107:34

Yeah, I believe it. No, I think you're

107:36

okay. Thank you, Tom. Thank you for the

107:38

20 months. All those Windows keys are

107:41

100% legit. Look, I've got be honest.

107:43

I've bought Windows keys online and not

107:44

from Microsoft, like I said. Yeah,

107:47

Fanatical has always been good, too.

107:48

Like CD Keys. Yeah, I used to I used to

107:50

use King, you know, king.net. Although,

107:53

I kept checking their website and they

107:54

kept on being out of keys, so I'm not

107:55

sure if their business is failing or

107:57

something, but uh I used to go to King,

108:00

too. Yeah, but I mean, I don't care if

108:02

they had to beat up Granny to get it. If

108:04

it's a deal, I'mma get it. So, yeah.

108:05

Yeah. And so like I said, what what some

108:07

of the say like reseller marketplaces

108:09

like G2A, they will say uh get promo

108:12

codes for free or somehow or uh you

108:15

know, obtain codes uh illicitly through

108:17

various means and then just resell them

108:19

for cheap. You know, it's like why would

108:21

I pay 50 bucks for a key when I could

108:22

pay 2450 for a key at G2A? And it's

108:25

like, well, it's oh well, I stole that

108:27

key and that's why I'm reselling it.

108:28

It's like oh okay, you know. But uh

108:31

yeah, I generally I I use CD keys.

108:33

That's my go-to. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

108:36

Someone paid the publisher at some

108:39

point. Okay, so I made my jetpack a

108:42

little bit better. I made my warp drive

108:44

a little bit better. And hopefully I've

108:45

made chat uh a little better by

108:48

explaining how key reselling works to

108:49

the best of my

108:51

knowledge. An attempt was made at least.

108:54

All right, let's do

108:57

this. Makes sense. And that's and that's

108:59

not just video game keys. That's how a

109:01

lot of places operate when they sell you

109:02

stuff retail products at a discount

109:04

because they're like a bulk discounter.

109:06

It's because Yeah. They're they're

109:07

buying either wholesale costs or

109:09

drastically discounted because they're

109:11

able to buy a lot of it. [ __ ] I need

109:13

hyperdrive fuel. Damn

109:15

it. I got

109:18

distracted. Um I don't think I can make

109:20

hyperdrive fuel. Oh, I can. Never

109:24

[Music]

109:26

mind. Yeah, antimatter housing and then

109:28

antimatter. So, let's see. Okay, I need

109:31

more ferite dust and uh let's see. I can

109:35

make some

109:37

antimatter. All right, so we'll make

109:38

four of those. So, I got to go I got to

109:40

go land on a planet. So, let's take a

109:42

look at this star

109:44

system. Hyperorean. So, that's frozen.

109:47

Uh

109:48

isotopic

109:50

blighted skeletal moon. I bet that's

109:52

cool looking. Abandoned paradise. Ooh,

109:55

let's Hey, let's go there. Uh let's see.

109:58

Okay.

110:00

Umh. Now, there's supposed to be a new

110:02

way that you can Yeah. Mark planet.

110:04

There we go. Hey, so that's new as of

110:06

today's expansion. The ability to mark a

110:09

planet so you can find it a little

110:12

easier. So, what does that mark look

110:17

like? Uh, let's see. Fanatical has good

110:20

uh bundle deals. Use them frequently. I

110:22

get I get um keys from time to time for

110:24

Fanatical.

110:29

Let's see. Well, that's interesting. So,

110:32

Yasmo, it's called All Key Shop, which

110:34

compares all key sites like Kenguin, CD

110:36

Keys, Aniba for

110:38

K4G. H kind of like Tvago does for

110:42

hotels.

110:43

Interesting. H I might I might make a

110:46

note of that actually. I haven't heard

110:47

of that one before. See, chat, we're

110:48

sharing knowledge just like how Matt

110:50

Rodie and I share saliva from time to

110:52

time.

110:58

All right. Um, let's see. Human flesh.

111:02

All right, let's see. Hold on. I got a

111:03

bunch of messages on

111:05

Discord. Uh, I'm just taking notes. Hold

111:08

on. I'm Yeah, what's it called? It's

111:10

called

111:11

key. Uh, it's all key shop. All key

111:16

shop. All right, I'm going to take a

111:18

note there. Yeah, cuz like I said,

111:19

usually when I buy games, I just buy

111:21

games directly from Steam. Uh, I'm

111:23

fortunate enough that I do receive a lot

111:25

of review copies of of games, but uh,

111:27

usually when I do giveaways, I I'll buy

111:29

I'll buy keys online. Uh, except for,

111:32

you know, like Steam gift cards. I I

111:33

bought a friend a Steam gift card just

111:34

last night. So, all right, hold on. I

111:37

got to check one last thing

111:48

here. Okay, there it is. Wow, that's

111:50

some news.

111:52

Uh oh. Uh Bigsby, hey, thank you for

111:55

subscribing. Welcome, buddy. Thank you

111:56

for joining the uh ship fleet of

112:01

weird and side quest gifted a sub to

112:03

paranoid stormcrow, which activated the

112:05

hype train. All

112:08

aboard. Sorry, I get distracted very

112:15

easily. A better site is GG deals, man.

112:18

I'm See, I'm hoping to help chat and

112:20

chat's helping me. So, let's do

112:23

this. Uh,

112:27

uh, GG. What's it called? GG

112:31

keys. What's it called?

112:35

Um, oh, I think I I think I was about to

112:38

be attacked, but I outrun him. Outrun

112:40

him. Oh, GG Deals. Okay. Was it Is it a

112:43

shop that was run by the reanimated

112:45

corpse of GG Allen? If you don't know

112:47

who that is, uh, count your lucky stars.

112:52

Bite it, you

112:55

scum. Bite it, you

112:59

[Music]

113:07

scum. Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Actually, while

113:09

we're

113:13

here, I'm going to just we're going to

113:15

blow up some stuff. Get some silver, get

113:16

some gold, and most importantly, get

113:18

some tridium.

113:25

I'm getting lots of silver. Need to get

113:27

some tridium

113:42

though. And for once, I'm actually

113:44

getting more gold and silver than I

113:45

want. I want

113:46

tridium. Have to Oh, there it goes.

113:48

There's a little bit of

113:49

Tridium. Exonus, thank you for showing

113:52

me your

113:56

bits. What were those sites again? Um,

113:59

pornhub.com. No,

114:02

you'll see something there, but

114:03

definitely not discounts on games.

114:06

Although I live in Florida. Yeah,

114:07

Pornhub has been uh like banned in

114:09

Florida or something like that.

114:14

Yeah, apparently a bunch of porn sites

114:16

were banned in Florida because Florida

114:18

passed a law that I guess you have to

114:20

you have to prove your identity that

114:22

you're of age to look at porn in the

114:24

state of Florida, which is, you know,

114:27

hopelessly ineffectual as a means of

114:28

trying to do what it's trying to do. But

114:30

it doesn't stop the current

114:31

administration in this state from

114:32

trying. Bunch of

114:37

ludites. Uh the South Carolina got the

114:41

old porn ski band as well. Yeah. the

114:44

air. You're only allowed to look at porn

114:46

if it's Nazi

114:48

porn,

114:50

apparently. Yeah, they took away the hub

114:53

from me. It was a sad day. I had a sad

114:59

boner. All right, let's get back on

115:01

track

115:03

here. Sad boner.

115:08

Look, uh, and just coincidentally and

115:10

for completely unrelated reasons, I also

115:12

renewed my VPN subscription right around

115:14

the same time. Unrelated though, I

115:16

assure

115:18

you. Ever make a Lubed in account? I

115:20

didn't know even know lubed in was a

115:24

thing. By the way, it doesn't matter if

115:26

you sell your artifact. Just getting to

115:27

the GPS office and talking to them works

115:28

so long as you dug the artifact up. Ah,

115:30

okay.

115:34

Gotcha. Yeah, exactly. zero connection.

115:37

I just I decided it was a good time to

115:39

renew my VPN service and uh for other uh

115:43

less vagina based reasons.

115:50

Yeah.

115:54

So rather on the nose there, you

115:58

know, I'm taking notes here. This good.

116:00

Yeah. We're talking about uh game keys

116:03

and buttholes. Yeah. where you can find

116:05

both online,

116:09

right? Yeah. Alabama also banned porn.

116:12

Family gatherings are banned as

116:18

well. Yeah. Prohibition. Look at this.

116:21

It's like a It's like a tropical uh

116:23

planet made out of Tang. Delicious

116:28

Tang. Hey, Citizen Steve. Hello again.

116:38

Yeah. Don't you wish you could visit

116:40

some of these planets? I mean, some

116:41

planets are inhospitable death. Some of

116:44

these planets are actually not too

116:45

shabby. Hold

116:52

on. All right. So, we just took 20

116:55

oxygen out of that deadly plant that

116:56

deserved to die. Technology recharge.

117:02

All right. So, let's see. So, I need to

117:04

be able to

117:06

make. All right. Yeah, I need to make

117:08

warp cells, but I have to make

117:09

antimatter housing. So, I need to find

117:10

things that have fite

117:15

dust. Let's

117:18

see. Oh, man. See, this is a relic

117:20

planet. I need to find

117:23

rocks. Let's see. What's this guy got?

117:26

Units received.

117:29

Oh, man. It's got pure fite, but I need

117:31

regular fite dust.

117:35

Tang. It's a kick in the glass.

117:38

Yeah. Haven't actually had Tang in a

117:40

long time. Oh, here we go. Yeah, these.

117:42

All right. Looks like they're short

117:44

rocks. Yeah, literally any rock.

117:46

Received. Hey, that's nice. It has fite

117:49

dust and chromatic metal. There's

117:51

something you don't see very

117:53

often. I can dig

117:55

it. So, I need the advanced mining

117:57

laser.

118:10

That is that is not a lot of fite dust.

118:13

Uh yeah. Jeez. I'm actually not really

118:16

getting much ferite dust at all. Okay,

118:19

so I need I need I basically need 200

118:22

fite dust and these rocks have barely

118:25

any. I guess that's just polished stone.

118:32

Yeah. See, fite dust

118:36

three. All right, there we go. That's

118:38

not bad.

118:43

22. Ah, here we go. Jackpot. Get some

118:45

bigger rocks up in here. Yeah. Yeah,

118:48

it's fite dust. A dust from a

118:53

ferret. Oddly enough, I can't watch

118:55

Twitch streams without VPN. That's

118:57

interesting. Is it because your is it

118:59

like your network blocks it or

119:01

something? Is there just a standard

119:03

HTTPS based uh

119:10

website? All right. Thank you for the

119:12

hype train. Yeah, we got to 23% of level

119:14

two. I'll take it. Thank you very much.

119:16

Thank you. Thank you very

119:17

much. It's like Yeah. Are you in China?

119:20

Perhaps

119:22

actually a streamer friend of mine DJ

119:24

Knight. He actually was part of some um

119:27

Mecca Break esports tournament and they

119:30

flew him to China for for that

119:32

tournament. I can imagine getting a free

119:34

trip to China and playing esports games

119:36

and also eating rice. Man, can you

119:40

imagine? That'd be a kind of an

119:43

interesting trip. Culturally

119:46

enriching long as you don't like say and

119:48

do the wrong thing and get thrown into a

119:50

you know tar pit or something. I don't

119:51

know.

119:54

kind of get

119:57

disappeared for inciting violence

120:00

against the People's Republic of

120:08

China. It would be kind of cool

120:10

actually. Good food over there. Yeah,

120:11

I'd be willing to try

120:15

it. Thing is, I' I'd be

120:18

Well, I don't know. Yeah, I'd like to go

120:20

there. I'd like to see some of the like

120:21

the more historical Chinese stuff, I

120:23

guess you could say, like old temples

120:25

and the Great Wall of China and like the

120:27

like the world's oldest

120:29

chopsticks. One wrong word and that's

120:31

it. Yeah, cuz I I was about to say, I

120:33

mean, I used to work for the US military

120:34

and I hate to think if they'd accuse me

120:36

of anything, it's like then Yeah, then

120:38

it becomes like an international

120:39

incident trying to get me out of

120:41

there. But I'm sure they have plenty of

120:43

American tourists.

120:45

Plenty. Yeah, even guys such as myself

120:47

who used to be uh spies for the

120:49

military. That would go over really well

120:51

in

120:55

China. Yeah, it's like hello. And I just

120:59

bring just bring like some cartoonish

121:01

large hat and overcoat have a magnifying

121:04

glass and start just like observing

121:05

things through a magnifying glass and

121:07

just immediately get killed on the spot,

121:10

you know? Just Yeah. Just have them

121:12

Yeah. just get like gared instantly the

121:14

moment I get there. It's just like I

121:16

look like a like a caricature of

121:17

Inspector Cluso with a giant magnifying

121:20

glass, you know, or like Sherlock Holmes

121:21

just be there but have a big American

121:23

flag on my back and just like, you know,

121:24

just the magnifying glass everything

121:27

probably string me up instantly. I don't

121:30

know. I'm being facitious, of course. Or

121:33

am

121:39

I? Then after the holiday, you come back

121:41

looking a bit different. Have a weird

121:43

accent. That's like when my mother goes

121:44

back to Germany to visit family. H she

121:46

always comes back with a stronger

121:49

accent. All right, let's see. Can I make

121:51

uh I should be able to cook up. Yeah.

121:53

Let's see. Okay. Boom. Shakalaka. And

121:58

there we go.

122:01

So, all right. There we go. I made four

122:03

warp cells and ship is out of range. I

122:05

need to build a teleport

122:09

beam. All right. Where's my ship?

122:14

Uh, you reminded me of that cartoon now.

122:15

Inspector Gadget. Inspector

122:18

Gadget getting thrown away in the brrig

122:21

or whatever, you know. Is relics out

122:23

already? It is prom. Yeah, I'm playing

122:25

it right now. This is the

122:27

expedition. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. The

122:29

entire trench coat should be made out of

122:30

American flag. Yeah. I just I have like

122:34

a comically oversized briefcase and like

122:36

it's handcuffed to my arm and I'm just

122:39

walking around like you know just

122:40

walking around China looking like this

122:42

you know you know have them like

122:45

decapitate me as soon as I get

122:48

there. Oh

122:50

man, there goes any chance that I had of

122:53

getting a trip to China to compete in

122:54

esports like my buddy DJ

122:57

did. Yeah, there Yeah, there goes any

123:00

any and all Chinese sponsorships.

123:03

Although I have I have done some

123:04

sponsored, you know, promos for

123:06

10-centent games, so you never know.

123:08

Yeah, maybe I should go over there. No,

123:09

no, no, no. I don't do spy stuff

123:10

anymore. I only do uh video game stuff.

123:14

Yeah, for the

123:17

CIA. Yeah. Yeah. CIA chat in America and

123:24

beyond. She was the smartest one.

123:28

Yes. I never did. Did Inspector Gadget

123:31

ever find Dr. Claw? Yeah. Did they ever

123:35

they ever come with a resolution for

123:37

that

123:39

cartoon? Uh, let's see. Oh, you I never

123:43

saw that movie, Zanta. I I've heard that

123:45

the Matthew Broadick Inspector Gadget

123:47

movie was really, really bad, but I've

123:49

never actually seen it. I have seen some

123:51

of the CGI from it, though, and it looks

123:53

terrible. What are the rewards for the

123:54

new expedition? Uh, you get a few

123:56

various things. Uh, let's see. Uh what

123:59

else is there? There is Yeah, they got

124:01

new monsters. Uh there is a new type of

124:04

jetpack. It's a stone jetack. You get a

124:06

stone uh stone. Yeah, there's a stone

124:09

jetack. There's this pretty cool looking

124:11

stone outfit. Yeah, here it is right

124:12

here. Oops, wrong button. Uh yeah, there

124:15

it is. Yeah, this is the stone outfit

124:17

that you can get. Kind of turn yourself

124:19

into like a like a stone warrior looking

124:21

dude. And then they have uh they have

124:22

this like um Skeletor looking multi-tool

124:26

that actually I I I want. It looks

124:28

awesome. Uh, yeah, here it is right

124:30

here. Yeah. Doesn't that look cool?

124:31

Looks like something out of Evil

124:33

Dead. So, Calamius, hopefully that

124:38

helps. I believe they got married in the

124:40

last episode. What? Inspector Gadget and

124:42

Dr. Claw. Couldn't have seen that

124:47

coming. And then he's like, "Go gadget

124:50

penis." And then, you know, they have

124:51

weird

124:52

children. Hey, Stinky. Welcome. All

124:55

righty. So, uh, also while we're

124:57

streaming live, just a quick plug for

124:58

those of you who like sci-fi stuff as

124:59

much as I do. Some of you may have heard

125:01

that there's an Alien RPG that came out

125:04

a couple years ago. They're now doing a

125:05

Kickstarter for the updated version of

125:07

it, which I'm hoping to get one of the

125:08

bigger pledges for it, all the rule

125:10

books and stuff. So, yeah, that's why I

125:11

have an Alien RPG stream fund. After

125:13

this comes out, I'm hoping to get

125:14

together with some content creators and

125:16

do a live Alien Universe roleplay

125:19

stream, role playing game stream. And uh

125:21

so yeah, that's why I'm raising funds to

125:22

get one of the pledges that has all the

125:23

books and all the uh uh extra goodies

125:25

and things like that. So uh yeah, if you

125:27

feel like chipping in, yeah, we're

125:29

already two-thirds of the way through

125:30

the goal. And yeah, so if you got like,

125:31

I don't know, like some spare change,

125:33

what you do is if you have a disc drive,

125:34

you just open it, put the change in,

125:36

cram it in there, and it digitizes it

125:38

and send it my way. Kind of like Bitcoin

125:40

except real coin. Yeah. So anyways, feel

125:42

free to type in exclamation alien or

125:44

scroll down to my channel. you'll be

125:46

able to see a place where you can click

125:47

a link and then send some funds my way.

125:49

Only if you want to, though. Yeah. Okay.

125:52

All right. Let's do this. Uh, now that

125:55

we have the warp fuel, let's go ahead

125:56

and take

126:01

off. Yeah. I did my very first uh game

126:04

of Dn D live on Twitch back in October.

126:07

I had a lot of fun. Yeah. So, it's kind

126:09

of inspired me to maybe try doing

126:10

something with the instead of Dungeons

126:12

and Dragons, which I never really played

126:13

before prior to then. Uh, doing

126:15

something in the Aliens

126:18

universe. It's weird how the character

126:20

holds the staff like a shotgun. There

126:22

are other staff type multi-tools that

126:24

Yeah, they're basically held in the same

126:27

manner. Yeah. Cram a Twix bar on your CD

126:30

drive. Yeah. Two for me, none for you.

126:32

My favorite candy bar of all time was

126:34

the peanut butter Twix that they no

126:35

longer make. They bring it back like

126:37

every five or 10 years and then I have

126:38

to buy a whole bunch of them and then

126:40

they they discontinue it. But uh yeah,

126:43

favorite candy bar. Of course, uh Girl

126:45

Scout tag along cookies are very very

126:46

very similar to uh Peanut Butter Twix.

126:49

That's why I like

126:52

them. I remember the big guess is that

126:54

Dr. Claw was the original Inspector who

126:56

was replaced with Gadget intent on

126:58

revenge and also world domination. Yeah.

126:59

Did Did Inspector Gadget ever capture

127:01

Dr. Claw? I don't know. It'd be it'd be

127:04

nice to know. All

127:09

right. So, Avalanche, uh, I don't know

127:11

if you have your warp drive ready to go,

127:13

but we're going to go to Ze

127:15

Zenqui. Uh, Ze, what is that pronounced?

127:18

Ze

127:20

Zenquif. All right, so that's where

127:21

we're going. Oh crap, I got to put my

127:23

hyperdrive fuel in. I

127:25

forgot. All right, let's do this.

127:27

Hyperdrive fuel activate. Oh, that's

127:30

launch fuel. Where's my hyperdrive fuel?

127:33

There it is. Technology recharge. Might

127:36

have to switch to experimental cuz yeah,

127:38

that is very painfully

127:41

loud. All right, let's see the

127:43

technology recharge. Yeah, it's just an

127:45

audio

127:47

bug. Girl Scouts knew what they were

127:49

doing with that. I love Girl Scout

127:50

cookies. I just bought four more boxes.

127:53

Yeah, I bought four boxes previously and

127:54

then I bought four more cuz my buddy's

127:56

daughter was selling them. She's trying

127:58

to raise money for her troop so I can

128:01

get a box of crayons or something.

128:03

That's this. Oh, what is this? No man's

128:05

Hey, no man's alien donated $50. This is

128:08

all the spare change my CD thing would

128:11

hold. Well, hey, thank you for that. I

128:13

appreciate that. I I don't I curious to

128:15

know who's that, you know, who whose

128:17

pseudonym that is, but either way, thank

128:18

you. Thank you for uh chipping in. I am

128:20

the ultimate badass. It's very kind of

128:23

you.

128:25

Yeah, rat meow. Uh Don, hey Don, thank

128:29

you for the resub. Also, Don, did you

128:31

check your email? I may have sent you a

128:32

little uh a little birthday goodie uh

128:35

last night. You know, I think I even

128:36

sent the notes. It's still technically

128:37

your birthday here in the US. So, yeah,

128:39

I sent you I sent you a little something

128:40

something. Uh maybe check your email if

128:43

you hadn't seen it just

128:45

yet. Yeah, I Girl Scout cookies, man.

128:47

They're really good. Hey, I even Walmart

128:50

sells knockoff. If you didn't know this,

128:51

Walmart sells knockoff versions of uh

128:54

Girl Scout cookies and I've bought them

128:55

a couple different varieties and they're

128:56

just not the same, you know? It's just

128:58

just it's like when you buy Walmart

129:00

brand cereal, you It's It's good, but

129:02

it's just not the

129:04

same. I've had this guy on my mind

129:06

literally,

129:16

man. Thank you for that. All right, here

129:18

we go. Let's do

129:21

this. I also misplaced my sign. Oh, no.

129:24

Avalanche. Yeah, you set it right next

129:26

to us when we were on the I think on the

129:28

starting planet.

129:37

Oh, really? Jacquale. Interesting. Ah,

129:39

that is interesting. Oh, hey, Pants.

129:41

Hey, Pants. Hopefully you're doing well,

129:42

buddy. Yeah, you should you should stop

129:44

by Mod Squad chat sometime and, you

129:46

know, I don't know, post like butt pics.

129:49

Maybe feet

129:52

pics. Yeah, the I am diabetic season,

129:54

right? What's your verdict on the new

129:56

update so far? Well, Flex Bloom, I

129:57

really haven't gotten to the meat of it.

129:59

We're still I just I just kind of

130:00

started it about an hour and some change

130:04

ago. Uh let's see. Uh oh. Uh Radsta, I

130:08

saw your message. Sorry, my bot gets a

130:09

little aggressive. Uh cuz I I saw you

130:11

put like Mr. Richard with a dot and it

130:13

looked like a link to my bot. Uh uh

130:16

cross save progression is still in beta

130:18

from what I

130:19

understand. So yeah, because I know

130:22

people are waiting on that. I think they

130:23

have a they have a beta for it, but I I

130:25

don't think it's available to everyone

130:27

at the moment.

130:30

Yeah, sure thing, Don. Ah, like I said,

130:32

I'll just go to H hopefully hopefully uh

130:36

I know you said you had to work on your

130:37

birthday. I mean, typically a lot of us

130:39

uh you know, end up having to do that.

130:40

Oh, you're on spring break. Okay,

130:42

gotcha. But uh yeah, hopefully you can

130:43

get something fun. Maybe maybe use that

130:45

towards getting picking up split

130:47

fiction. Uh Walmart Raisin Brand gives

130:50

me the poop something awful that regular

130:52

raisin brand does not. And I say that

130:53

because I actually buy uh Walmart brand

130:56

cereal. Uh I've got Yeah, I've got the

130:58

Walmart brand uh brand flakes right now,

131:00

as a matter of fact. Yeah. Yeah. But um

131:05

yeah, there's uh Rata. There is a beta

131:07

for it. Hold on. Let me hop out

131:10

here. I don't know. I don't know if

131:12

that's something that they're still

131:13

taking

131:15

uh requests for. So, hold on. No Man Sky

131:20

cross save

131:23

beta. Uh let's see here.

131:28

Yeah. So, yeah. Cross, which is in beta.

131:31

Uh, get started. Yeah. So, let's connect

131:33

to I guess I don't know,

131:38

Steam. Uh, oh, hold on. Let's see. I

131:40

guess I got Hold on. I got to do this in

131:42

the background. Uh, give me a sec. Okay,

131:45

there is that right there. Okay, so

131:47

yeah, enable cloud services for cross

131:49

save. Um, yeah. So, cross save, but I

131:52

think Yeah, cuz it says use the toggles

131:54

below to enable crossplatform saves to

131:56

your connected accounts. So, I think I I

131:58

think I'm in the beta, but I I it's sad,

132:01

too, that I'm in it because I don't have

132:03

uh No Man's Sky on anything other than

132:05

Steam. So, yeah. So, you can I guess go

132:09

ahead and try to sign up for it, but it

132:10

might be full at the moment. So, Radsta,

132:12

yeah, they they are working on it, but

132:14

it's currently just in beta.

132:19

Uh, I gotcha. That's fine. CD Sky, there

132:22

they still make millions of dollars off

132:24

of those cookies every year. But

132:26

hopefully that answers your question,

132:27

Radsta. I like I said, I'm I'm

132:29

apparently in it, but I I don't own the

132:32

game on other

132:34

platforms. Oh, Dread, I wanted that 6K

132:37

game library. Yeah, I've got 700 games.

132:41

I've played all but four of them. Oh,

132:42

wait. I think I've played four of them

132:44

and the rest I haven't played. Yeah.

132:49

Okay. Alrighty. So, yes. All right.

132:53

Let's do

132:57

this. Wonder saw the name of my

133:02

ship. Hey, Curi, welcome. Yeah, Curi. I

133:06

was uh I was telling I was telling uh

133:07

Duh Duda uh um dang I'm trying to

133:12

remember how to say give uh uh uh

133:15

admission Gishen Duda um yesterday got

133:20

got your brother a little something

133:21

something for his I did remember was his

133:24

birthday. All right, here we go. Let's

133:26

do

133:29

this. How do you say give in German?

133:34

how to say I have in multiple tenses,

133:36

but

133:37

uh remember how to say

133:40

give. Reminds me, I need to do my German

133:43

lessons for

133:48

today. Yeah, that's So, I should have

133:50

said something cuz Yeah, I saw that you

133:51

put your uh save or the the scan beacon

133:54

right next to us when we were on a

133:56

planet. Gibbon. Oh, okay.

134:00

Gotcha. Well, actually, yeah. is uh

134:03

let's see if I say

134:06

as means that like you're getting you've

134:09

been given a delay I think the literal

134:13

translation I just got to remember all

134:14

this stuff

134:19

uh Gle server yesu server this is a new

134:21

expedition it went live around 9:30 a.m.

134:24

Eastern

134:27

time. Ah,

134:32

okay.

134:33

Gish gibben. I

134:37

see. It's weird. It's like I can read

134:39

that. I just can't remember the the

134:41

proper way to form the

134:43

sentence. That's weird. I I can actually

134:45

read a lot of German now. It's strange.

134:47

My mother uh got me some German comics

134:50

to read. And then Bellauri, she got me a

134:53

I still have to read it. What was it?

134:54

What was it called

134:55

again? Uh the the was it the three sons

134:59

or the three brothers or something like

135:00

that. I should try to read that at some

135:02

point. See how far I

135:04

get. Lizard says, "I can barely read

135:07

English." Yep. I'm trying to actively

135:10

trying to learn

135:12

uh my second language. I I grew up in a

135:15

bilingual household, but I just really

135:16

didn't learn a lot of German growing up.

135:18

Wish I had,

135:20

though. Am I under

135:23

attack? Oh, yeah. Look at

135:28

that. There we go. Smack that guy around

135:31

a little

135:37

bit. H loot geck. Oh, he's got the Oh,

135:41

he's got the uh infinite health bug. Oh,

135:44

man. Yeah, that's that's unfortunately a

135:46

bug I've seen before in this game. That

135:49

infinite health

135:52

bug. Let's

135:57

see. All

136:06

righty. So, I think this is where we're

136:08

supposed to be.

136:11

Ah, good knob in uh aesthetic

136:16

green. The three I think it was three,

136:18

wasn't

136:27

it? Yes, Scarlet Rose, I have seen that.

136:31

Uh, any tips for newbies? Uh, uh,

136:34

Javuriscoco is curious. Oh, did I miss

136:36

something? What did I miss? something

136:39

about something.

136:41

Um, where did Oh, any tips for a newbie

136:44

for this game? Um, have fun. Uh, don't

136:46

be in a rush to try to play through all

136:48

the content as quickly as possible. I

136:50

guess when you start off on your planet,

136:51

uh, you're hopefully going to have

136:52

something built into your multi-tool

136:54

called a terrain manipulator. If your

136:56

multi-tool doesn't have one for any

136:58

reason, try to build one as quickly as

136:59

possible. The reason why is because the

137:01

terrain manipulator will get you out of

137:03

a bad situation very quickly. So, say

137:05

you're being attacked by wild animals or

137:07

maybe sentinels or the weather is bad.

137:10

Simply doing something as just like

137:11

digging a hole and hiding in it can

137:13

prevent you from dying, especially in

137:15

early game. Uh cuz everyone kind of

137:17

lands on a different planet starting

137:18

off. You might land on a really terrible

137:20

planet. But if anything, digging a hole

137:22

will give you some temporary shelter,

137:23

especially if you're, like I said,

137:24

you're trying to hide from sentinels.

137:26

So, that uh that that would be my

137:28

suggestion for a new player. Also, uh

137:30

scan everything. scan. Uh you can use

137:33

your scanner on on a keyboard mouse.

137:35

It's F. Just scan everything. If you

137:37

scan stuff, you'll get credits, nanites,

137:39

you'll you'll see new beasts, materials,

137:42

all sorts of stuff. So yeah, don't be

137:43

afraid to scan just literally

137:45

everything. Like for instance, this

137:46

thing. That's right. They made it where

137:48

you can't scan those anymore. Bad

137:49

example, but you know what I mean. Just

137:51

scan literally all the things. Yeah, I

137:54

remember Tropic

137:57

Thunder. Fun movie.

138:00

Uh, Static Green says, "What's new on

138:02

the NMS front?" Static Green, type in

138:03

exclamation point relics. That'll bring

138:05

you to this page, uh, which will tell

138:07

you all about the new relics update that

138:10

came out today. It's both an expansion

138:11

and an

138:15

expedition. Oh. Oh. Oh, the three

138:17

question marks. That's the title. Oh.

138:19

Did

138:20

uh Okay,

138:26

gotcha.

138:29

Yeah.

138:36

Uh, let's see. Um, but then English is

138:39

my second language, which is fine. I

138:40

guess it's painfully obvious sometimes.

138:42

Ah, what's your what's your what's your

138:44

uh first language? Zero

138:48

gravity. Like I said, I I tend to be um

138:52

uh linguistically friendly on this

138:54

channel. Uh because you know, why

138:57

not? Uh let's see. I figured I'd watch

139:00

you as I make dinner. Sure thing, Akula.

139:02

Only if you tell me what you're having

139:03

for dinner, though. Okay, so let's see.

139:05

Bring proof of your excavation uh to the

139:07

Galactic Paleology Society research or

139:09

reach the field office at the first dig

139:11

site.

139:19

Okay. Oh, look at this. Ancient bones.

139:25

All right. Uh, I got a crown of

139:29

bones. Discarded

139:32

dirt. More discarded

139:35

dirt. So, let's see. Yeah, there a lot

139:37

of players here right now. Oh, yeah.

139:39

Look at

139:40

this. This is kind of cool. Yeah, if

139:42

you're into uh

139:44

paleontology, all sorts of stuff. Ah, I

139:46

think this might be it. This geck

139:48

individual over

139:50

here. Uh, let's see. exchange

139:53

paleontolog paleontological specimens.

139:56

Let's

139:57

see. It's just the

140:00

guy.

140:03

Okay. All right. So, let's see this

140:08

guy. And this guy says, "How come here

140:11

to meet trader of Siron blood friend?"

140:19

That's a kind of a weird get guy. Ah,

140:21

okay. So, make a swap offer. Wow. Yeah,

140:24

they got lots and lots and lots of

140:27

fossils. Yeah, just uh So, that's cool.

140:30

Lots of different skulls, man. They

140:32

probably had to make a lot of different

140:33

assets. Predator

140:35

skull. Oh gosh. Oh yeah, I've seen I've

140:39

seen trays like this before. Yeah, trays

140:40

of

140:42

bones.

140:45

Strange. Uh ID says, "What is the

140:48

ultimate reward for the expedition?"

140:50

They have a new character customization

140:51

that turns you into a stone warrior, I

140:54

guess, if you will. Yeah, there's a

140:56

there's a new jetpack. There's a new uh

140:58

like a Skeletor themed multi-tool. And

141:01

then there's a character customization

141:02

that turns you into a like a stone

141:05

spaceship warrior

141:06

[Music]

141:09

guy. Uh let's see. Uh Yos Peter Shaw and

141:14

Bob Andrews. Uh uh those that's the guy

141:17

called Fragazian. They solve crimes and

141:20

riddles. Yeah, that's that's what Cury

141:21

was telling me. How does the publisher

141:23

of No Man's Sky make money? I've owned

141:24

my copy for a long while now, and I was

141:26

wondering where they get their income

141:27

since we don't pay for expansions.

141:29

Galactic Surfer, they still continuously

141:31

sell the game. So that that's the that's

141:33

the core of how they make money is

141:35

because you have to remember there are 8

141:37

billion people on this planet and the

141:39

more they more of those people that they

141:40

can sell this game to, the more money

141:42

that they make. Uh they've done pretty

141:44

well financially from making this game

141:46

as well. else. I don't I don't think

141:47

they they have any worries or

141:49

constraints in that regard. They still

141:50

have a relatively small team. But yeah,

141:52

yeah, you have to remember there are 8

141:54

billion people on this planet that could

141:56

potentially be a customer for this game.

141:58

So, they just keep selling the game even

142:00

though it's been nine nine

142:06

years. So, uh yeah, just people just

142:09

continuously buy the

142:10

game. Yeah, they don't have a thousand

142:13

employees trying to make a space game

142:14

and still failing spectacularly.

142:21

[Music]

142:24

All right. So, uh, let's see here. Wait,

142:27

where where am I supposed to check

142:31

in? Uh, let's

142:35

see. Definitely definitely one of those

142:37

star games. Anyways,

142:38

Akula. All right. Uh, let's see. Yeah.

142:41

Legally distinct 100% not Skeletor

142:43

multi-tool. Right. I don't know who I'm

142:45

supposed to talk

142:47

to. Is it

142:53

uh what do you No, I mean don't one of

142:56

those other star games. I swear. Star

142:58

hookers the

143:02

game. All right, let's do

143:05

this. Too soon. Some of us are still

143:08

fans kind of. I mean, I like Starfield.

143:10

Yeah, I know.

143:14

might not have been the game I was

143:15

talking about, but I'm still a Starfield

143:17

fan. Yes, Space Strucker. Stargate, the

143:19

canceled game.

143:21

H. Uh, he's underground. Oh, yeah. Well,

143:24

look at that. What the

143:26

heck? I genuinely like Starfield. Yeah,

143:29

maybe it wasn't the best sci-fi game

143:31

ever, but I I genuinely had fun with it.

143:33

I thought it was a a not half bad game.

143:37

Technology recharge.

143:40

All right, let's do this. All right. Um,

143:42

let's see. How do I video

143:48

game? There he is. Oh, yeah. Look at

143:51

that little guy. He's actually Hold on.

143:56

Let's see if we can turn the light off

143:59

here. Okay, it says here, "The Galactic

144:01

Paleology Society agent catches my eye

144:04

as they duff dust themselves off."

144:09

S you're a new weapon. Yeah, road map.

144:12

Good. Many of you cockas here friend

144:16

here. You have deleted for

144:21

us. The alien smiles approvingly. They

144:24

gently push the artifact back toward me.

144:26

It is mine to

144:28

keep. All right, there it

144:31

is. I'll be getting the No Man's Sky

144:33

funeral package. Built-in coffin console

144:35

for the afterlife. Yeah.

144:39

Adon says, "I'm playing Starfield right

144:41

now." Yeah, it's fun. I I I hope they

144:43

continue to put out Well, I think there

144:45

was only the one planned DLC, but they

144:48

might come out with more

144:50

stuff. They did add official modding

144:52

support, so that's a

144:54

thing. How many Americans have a sec

144:57

language? Oh, a second language. Um

145:01

well, you know, I I mean, you have to

145:03

remember uh pretty much like 99% of the

145:06

people who live in this country were

145:07

immigrants at some point, you know,

145:09

family-wise. So, it just depends on how

145:11

many generations you move or you were

145:12

moved from. So, like, you know, my

145:14

father, he he's from Oklahoma. He's from

145:16

the Midwest, you know, he's my father's

145:17

side of the family has been here since

145:19

the

145:20

1700s. Found that out through

145:22

ancestry.com. But uh but my mother

145:24

became an American citizen uh I don't

145:28

know like 15 years ago, 20 years ago,

145:30

something like that. So so yeah, so

145:32

English is also not her first language.

145:35

So yeah, but yeah, just um I don't know.

145:38

My my sister learned a good bit of

145:39

German up to like a conversational level

145:42

and that's why I'm trying to get to now.

145:43

I just spent my whole life just only

145:45

only knowing bits and pieces, but now

145:47

I'm actually trying to get at least

145:48

casually fluent. Yeah. Hey Chris,

145:52

welcome.

145:53

Yeah. Yeah. They speak American fluently

145:55

but broken English as well, right? So,

145:58

yeah. So, I've just and I've been

145:59

sticking with it. I've done I want to

146:01

say six months of Dolingo now and it's

146:04

it's been no six five five months of

146:06

Dolingo and it's been helping a

146:09

lot. Doesn't ancestry.com and similar

146:12

things just make stuff up? Yeah, but

146:13

it's fun to believe. No, I don't know.

146:15

my my father. So the whole thing about

146:16

ancestry.com is it allows you to check

146:19

uh records and things but a lot of it is

146:21

uh you know user uploaded information.

146:24

So my father what he he had to do is he

146:26

had to call uh you know he did his own

146:28

research but he actually called a lot of

146:30

random strangers you know people who are

146:32

like it's like hey we had the same

146:33

great-grandfather you know 80 years ago

146:36

uh who had 17 siblings and I think we

146:39

might be distantly related but we're

146:41

trying to find the commonality you know

146:42

that's the whole goal of ancestry.com

146:44

right so you had a mother and a father

146:46

and then at some point you know your

146:47

father had a father and a mother and

146:49

your mother had a mother and a father

146:50

biologically speaking you know this that

146:52

this that and it's all trying to track

146:54

through the tree to see where your

146:56

family is originally from. And he was

146:57

able to get all the way back to the

147:01

mid700s. Um,

147:13

um, than me. So, yeah, more Yeah, my

147:16

father does speak more German casually.

147:19

He's he said he's kind of like forgotten

147:21

a lot because it's weird. When I was

147:22

growing up, they used to speak German to

147:24

each other a lot more. But yeah, now

147:26

that my father's out of the military,

147:27

it's Yeah, he's it's not not very common

147:30

now. He said he's kind of kind of

147:31

forgotten a lot. But um yeah. Yeah. Like

147:34

math, you know, language is kind of a

147:35

use it or lose it kind of thing. All

147:37

right. But uh yeah, when when I was

147:39

growing up, that's that's what my

147:40

parents would do. They would speak in

147:41

German to each other. So they, you know,

147:43

if they were talking about like, I don't

147:44

know, like presents or something, so we

147:46

wouldn't know. Well,

147:51

uh, let's see. Depends on how far far

147:54

back you go. Yeah. Yeah. Who am I

147:56

related to in the uh what what was that

147:59

called? The what was the

148:03

goo? What's that goo called that they

148:05

said? That's like there was like the the

148:06

goo where life started. H what you don't

148:10

use, you lose. Exactly. Use or lose it.

148:12

What was that? Like the the uh

148:14

coagulated boner sauce. What's it

148:17

called? Oh yeah, the p primordial goo.

148:19

Yeah, primordial soup or

148:21

ooze. I'd like to get a bowl of that.

148:24

You like eat it like grits, you know?

148:25

Yum. And then all of a sudden life comes

148:27

out the back of you, you know, just

148:30

dropping my kids off at the pool almost

148:34

literally. Yeah. Hey, fungus. Yeah,

148:36

exactly. So, you know, American father

148:38

stationed in Germany, met my mother and

148:40

Well, there you go.

148:47

Yeah, same. Yeah, same here,

148:52

Dale. Uh, so I I got you. Zero gravity.

148:56

Yeah, that's because I've been learning.

148:57

I've learned more in the past five

148:59

months than I have in the last 20 years.

149:01

I'm 21 now, so go

149:04

figure. All right. [ __ ] man. What am I

149:07

doing? Hold on. Uh, let's see.

149:11

Aven fossil display plans, inventory

149:13

slots, and gecks. Okay,

149:18

cool. They're probably talking about

149:20

like naughty stuff. By the way, if you

149:21

ever uh either expeditions or otherwise,

149:24

if they give you some expansion slots

149:25

for your exo suit and multi-tool, uh you

149:28

can choose where you put them. So, you

149:29

know, I I can choose here. It's

149:31

suggested here, but I can put it up

149:32

here. I can put it down here. I could

149:34

scroll down here. You know, just

149:36

anything. So, you can choose as long as

149:38

you have an open slot that can be

149:39

unlocked. Like I'm going to unlock this

149:41

one right now. Here we go. Yep. Let's

149:43

unlock this guy. Yep. This guy. There he

149:47

goes. You can pick. You don't have to

149:49

You don't have to unlock specifically

149:50

what they tell you to

149:53

unlock. Uh a people pooper. Yeah.

149:58

Loiser. How's an expedition? Ah, it's

150:00

it's kind of interesting. Haven't really

150:01

gotten very far, but yeah, we just

150:03

reached our first uh paleo pale pale

150:06

paleo paleo uh dig site. There. See all

150:10

these crusty bones and stuff? That's

150:13

very, very bright for some reason. I

150:14

guess someone's shining their flashlight

150:15

on it. Yeah. The whole thing about this,

150:17

it's kind of like digging up dinosaur

150:19

bones in No Man's

150:21

Sky. Uh, Lego probably. Let's not damage

150:24

my childhood too

150:27

much. Let's

150:31

see. Yeah, look, there might be some

150:34

truth to that.

150:35

Uh, you can also decline and keep the

150:37

slot expansions as an item for later. I

150:39

do. Yeah, Captain Denton, once once it

150:41

gets, you know, big enough for me. Big

150:43

enough for me. Uh, I I I tend to bring

150:46

them back to my main save instead. I use

150:47

them here. Look, we're going to read

150:50

that book and when we are through with

150:51

it, you'll be much more fluent with

150:52

Deutsch. Also, if you want to use either

150:54

German subtitles or listen to the German

150:56

and have English subtitles, I do improve

150:58

my Spanish like this and watch stuff in

150:59

Spanish. How do you watch someone shower

151:02

in Spanish?

151:07

I could I could put German subtitles on

151:08

the game. That would be kind of

151:10

fun. All right, let's take a look. Um,

151:13

collect a complete fossil.

151:16

Huh.

151:18

Okay. The Galactic Paleo Paleology

151:23

uh Society Field Agent seeks all the

151:25

elements required to fully assemble a

151:27

complete fossilized skeleton. Locate a

151:28

planet with viable fossil beds, then

151:30

pinpoint bones using the analysis

151:32

visor's target

151:34

sweep. Huh. Okay.

151:38

So, so let's

151:41

see. Uh,

151:44

quartzite. So, activated quartz site.

151:49

This Oh, here we go. Yeah. So, Yoka 51

151:56

uh uh in

152:00

uh

152:02

see ancient bones. So, I guess we have

152:05

to go to this place. So, let's mark it

152:08

and then yeah, ancient bones. Let's see

152:10

if we can dig up an entire

152:12

skeleton. Uh Blazer says, "Are you

152:14

trying out Adam Fall in the future?"

152:15

Yes, I I very much want to. In fact, I

152:17

was planning on checking out tomorrow,

152:18

but then, you know, then No Man's Sky

152:20

came out with an update, and I was like,

152:22

"Ah, I kind of foiled my plans for this

152:24

week, but in a good way, in a much

152:26

appreciated and sexy way. Thank you, uh,

152:29

John Murray, the man of my dreams."

152:31

Almost literally, cuz sometimes I dream

152:32

about No Man's

152:41

Sky. Uh, Rich has a lot of German

152:44

friends. Ah, you

152:51

know, uh, German subtitles of video

152:53

games are often painfully wrong. Oh,

152:55

really? Okay. I don't have to keep that

152:57

in

152:59

mind. Let's

153:03

see. Uh, yes, Dale. Yeah,

153:09

absolutely. Paleontology. I don't know.

153:12

I guess I don't know.

153:14

I'm I'm I'm I'm just taking a stab at it

153:17

as as

153:20

well. Uh let's see. Set up manufacturing

153:23

plants for

153:25

Caterpillar. Who did the what

153:28

now? Okay, so we got to go to Dino Bones

153:31

Planet. Is that

153:33

someone's Oh, that's Well,

153:36

that's Oh, yeah. Look at

153:40

this. The heck is going on here?

153:45

Oh yeah. Freighter wrecked in

153:49

space. Did you or do you still get

153:51

derogatory marks for half German? Uh Hal

153:54

Deutsch. I'm 45 and still getting

153:56

playground remarks.

153:58

Um

154:00

no. Only thing that kids ever brought up

154:02

when I was in school whenever that my

154:04

mom would come to school or she'd pick

154:06

me up or something and that you know

154:07

kids would say it's like you know your

154:09

mother's got a really strong German

154:10

accent. It's like really I don't hear

154:12

it. I just I literally don't hear it.

154:14

Never. I don't know. I grew up I grew up

154:16

in Well, I guess the hell was that? I

154:20

grew up uh you know in a military

154:22

family. So in military families, you

154:24

know, you get stationed to different

154:25

places in America and around the world.

154:27

And typically you're with other people,

154:29

other families and students that have

154:31

also traveled extens extensively doing

154:33

to due to being in a military family. So

154:35

that's probably why. So it it everyone's

154:37

just kind of accustomed. It's like,

154:38

yeah, where'd you just come from? It's

154:40

like, oh, I came from, you know,

154:41

Massachusetts. Where'd you come from? I

154:43

came from Japan, you know, and so and

154:46

you know, well, military families tend

154:48

to be culturally pretty eclectic, either

154:50

through visiting or through acquiring

154:51

family because, you know, you know, a

154:53

service member boonked someone in

154:55

another country and out came a out came

154:57

a a half and half kid. So,

155:01

uh, yeah, I guess I guess yeah, never

155:03

really dealt with that myself. I mean, I

155:06

guess I I went to uh I started I went to

155:08

non DoD schools when I was 16, 15, 16.

155:12

And yeah, I don't know, just people say

155:14

it's like, "Hey, man, you know, your

155:15

mother's got a really like thick German

155:17

accent." It's like, uh, probably. I I

155:19

can't hear it. So, it's for me it's just

155:22

mom, you know? So,

155:26

uh, let's

155:27

see. Exactly. Yeah. a service member,

155:30

went to, you know, Korea or or Guam or

155:34

someone, bo, and next thing you know,

155:36

you got a you got a hybrid family,

155:38

growing up in a dual or even triilingual

155:40

family

155:42

household. Uh, I'm a military brat.

155:44

Never liked changing schools. Yeah.

155:45

Well, see, I can imagine it's probably

155:47

easier now that the internet is so

155:49

readily prevalent everywhere. You know,

155:51

in the earlier days, it's like when

155:52

you'd leave a country in that specific

155:54

school, it's like, yeah, you had to say

155:55

goodbye to all your friends, right? It's

155:57

like, well, bye. I guess I guess I'll

155:59

never see you or talk to you again. But

156:01

the internet made it a lot easier for

156:03

people to keep in touch or has made it,

156:05

I should say. All right. So, let's see.

156:07

We got to find this planet that Yeah,

156:09

here we

156:10

go. So, now it should be easier. No more

156:13

no more kids, you know, making friends

156:16

in junior high and be like, "Well, my

156:17

father's getting stationed in Osaka or

156:20

or Athens or somewhere." And it's like,

156:22

"We'll never see each other again." It's

156:23

like, "No, no, you can do a video call

156:24

with your buddy." I've I've had friends

156:27

that I've been friends with for gosh 21

156:30

years. My entire life

156:34

almost. Oh. Oh, that's interesting.

156:36

Trouble magnet.

156:40

Yeah. Uh my uncle stationed in Germany.

156:43

He was in the US Army. Met and married

156:45

my uh Austrian Austrian

156:47

aunt.

156:50

Ah. So yeah. How was your time in

156:53

Germany? Uh yes, Essa. Uh it was great.

156:57

I I love Germany. I' I'd love to go

156:59

back. I'd like to go visit my family

157:00

over there again. I've I've been

157:04

there four times in the last 10 years.

157:07

So, you know, but only for like, you

157:09

know, a week or two at a

157:11

time. But, uh but yeah, I I like it. I

157:14

I'd actually if I could make it work, I

157:17

would like to live there for a while.

157:20

So I can uh you can you can stay in

157:22

Germany on a as a tourist for up to 3

157:24

months without needing a visa. Uh

157:26

anything after that you have to get a a

157:29

visa of some kind like a you know a work

157:31

visa and you have to be at least

157:32

semifluent in German to be able to get

157:34

one. So that's also another reason why

157:36

I'm taking lessons is cuz h at some

157:38

point you might find me streaming from

157:40

over there for a while. Get really

157:42

immersed in the language, the people,

157:44

the culture, the butts. Yeah.

157:48

all sorts of stuff. But um yeah,

157:53

someday. Oh. Oh, not Austrian. Uh

157:56

Nishar. Uh Australian. I

158:00

see. How long can you stay with American

158:03

Express? I don't know. It depends if

158:04

they take bribes via American Express.

158:07

Yeah. So, yeah, I I lived in Bavaria. I

158:09

lived in the southern region and I'd

158:11

like to go back. And so, the most I've

158:13

ever been there was maybe about a week

158:15

since the last time I lived there. And

158:17

I'd kind of like to stay there for a

158:18

couple

158:23

months.

158:26

Okay. Dang. All right. So, let's do

158:29

this. Let's

158:30

see. Oh, man. We found what we're

158:32

looking for, but it's kind of far

158:37

away. Let's see. AU is Austria. Really?

158:40

I didn't I didn't know that. So, the

158:43

country code is AU. Ah, I see.

158:48

You never know. You might find some

158:49

kangaroos that like classical

158:53

music. I could stay there for up to 75

158:55

years, 90 plus years now. They stopped

158:57

smoking and started working

158:58

out. My father or sorry, my father, my

159:01

grandfather, uh, he quit smoking in his

159:04

70s. He smoked his entire life up until

159:07

his 70s and then just out of the blue he

159:09

finally decided to quit. He ended up

159:10

living to be, I think, 91 or 92. So,

159:13

it's never too late to quit. Yeah. If

159:15

you're still chugging on them coffin

159:17

nails every day, man, you know, maybe uh

159:19

maybe think about quitting, you know,

159:21

move move to vaping and then try to get

159:23

off that if you

159:24

can. Same as me, no dual nationality

159:27

because you would have had to do

159:28

national service in Germany. Yeah, I I

159:30

do not have dual citizenship. Uh I would

159:32

have to uh even though, like I said, my

159:34

mother's from there, I would have to

159:35

apply for it and I think at this point I

159:38

would Yeah, I would have to

159:40

have I'd have to know the language a

159:42

little better. Oh, there it is.

159:52

Yeah. Yeah, they have they have a

159:55

language grading system. It's like A1,

159:57

A2, B1, B2, I think C1, C2. And I have

160:01

to I have to have at least a B1 language

160:03

proficiency uh to be able to live there

160:06

longer than 90 days or to get a visa for

160:10

longer than 90 days.

160:15

H. But I don't know. We'll see. Maybe

160:18

someday. Moving is expensive in general.

160:21

Moving overseas, forget about it, man.

160:23

That's crazy

160:26

expensive. It is silly

160:30

expensive. Here's fossil bed. So, we got

160:32

a couple fossil

160:33

beds. Okay. So, it looks like this one's

160:36

the closest one.

160:41

Yeah, just just the trying to ship my uh

160:43

like my whole streaming rig over there.

160:45

I mean, I've been pricing this stuff out

160:46

recently. Uh but yeah, trying to ship

160:49

all my my stuff over there would cost

160:51

about at minimum 1,500 and it would take

160:54

3 weeks for it to get

160:56

there,

161:00

man. Then, you know, and like I said,

161:02

I'd only be there for 3 months. Yeah.

161:05

Lots lots of paperwork, too, right? I

161:07

don't know if they would give a leg up

161:08

to people who had previously lived in

161:10

the country, but I don't know if it

161:11

counts because I technically lived on an

161:13

US military

161:16

base. But like I said, I I would like to

161:19

go

161:22

back. It's weird. You know, some people

161:24

visit foreign countries, you know, they

161:25

end up liking it. They, you know, work

161:27

it out to live there for a while on a

161:29

visa, then they just end up, you know,

161:32

living there for the rest of their

161:33

lives.

161:36

Weird to think about, but true.

161:39

Okay. Okay. So, we've got something

161:41

here. A vigilant stone. Uh-oh.

161:44

Geothermal event. This is new. What is

161:46

this? Uh-oh. Back up. Back up. Extreme

161:52

damage. Crap, man. What the hell was

161:55

that? That was

161:59

awesome. Yeah. Yeah, man. Dude, if like

162:02

if I mean if you if you want to enjoy a

162:04

cigar every once in a while, that's one

162:06

thing. But man, just like smoking every

162:08

day. Uh smoking killed um I want to say

162:11

probably about three of my relatives at

162:13

this point. So I I I hardily can't

162:16

recommend

162:20

it. Okay, so I guess these are geysers

162:25

of some kind. Now I'm Hold on.

162:31

H. Sorry. I'm just trying to get rid of

162:33

this hazardous flora

162:36

first. Uh, let's see. What you need is

162:40

an oiler. Yeah, someone to oil me up.

162:42

Maybe you could just rent a streaming

162:43

rig. Yeah, maybe. If things go down much

162:46

further in the US government, you could

162:47

stay longer as a refugee. Yeah. Could I

162:49

claim political

162:52

asylum? All right. Disturb the eye.

162:54

Okay. Um, all right, chat. Let me get my

162:58

bolt cer ready.

163:02

Okay. Uh oh, the guardians awaken. Oh

163:10

[ __ ] Oh crap. We got

163:13

multiples. Oh man, I'm barely doing any

163:16

damage. Well, I guess some damage.

163:18

Protection deployed. Ah

163:22

crap. Woo. So these are the new uh the

163:25

new

163:26

defenders. Let's see. suck up

163:29

this. Okay, hold on. This doesn't seem

163:32

like he's terribly aggressive,

163:34

but All right, that's one of them. I

163:37

defeated an ancient

163:39

guardian. Okay, do not

163:41

disturb. Do not

163:47

perturb. There we

163:50

go. Extreme bedet. I remember I remember

163:53

my aunt and uncle, they had a bedet in

163:56

their house. um my German um aunt and

164:00

uncle and uh I didn't know what it was

164:02

and they're like oh you know it's

164:04

it's washing your rear end and I was

164:07

like I'm sorry what cuz I'd never seen a

164:09

bedet before and they're like yes you

164:11

sit on it and you turn it on and it

164:13

washes your rear end and I was like

164:15

really so I tried it I was like ah I

164:17

didn't understand it I was very young at

164:18

the

164:21

time uh Sirly Squid says wow 1500 is

164:24

your rig powered by coal Uh, no, no. Uh,

164:27

Sirly Squid, my streaming rig, it would

164:29

cost $1,500 to ship it. Uh, so $1,500 to

164:33

send it in the mail from this country to

164:35

another country. Uh, I I don't want to

164:38

say how much my my actual streaming

164:39

setup

164:42

costs. Not actually that much. I

164:44

actually received a lot of it pro bono

164:45

or whatever they call it. But uh but

164:47

yeah, no, it's uh it's uh it's yeah,

164:49

that's how much it would cost to ship uh

164:51

ship my my stuff. I shipped my pants.

164:58

All right. So, yeah, ancient

165:02

bones. All right. So, I got some

165:04

fossilized

165:14

fins. Ah, [ __ ] All right, we got

165:18

company. That's the guy I was shooting

165:20

earlier.

165:23

These guys don't seem that they don't

165:25

seem terribly aggressive. They kind of

165:27

just they just like you summon them and

165:28

they kind of just do their own

165:32

thing. Like how you can blast the rocks

165:34

off of them, though. H

165:38

uh promotional. My mom actually said

165:40

this to me recently. If uh if if Richard

165:42

or his family need a place to stay, if

165:44

they have to leave the US, they are all

165:45

welcome here. Yes, we can become

165:47

additional pets. I just noticed that

165:49

mountain. What? What? What are

165:52

these? What the heck? It's like It's

165:54

like a It's like a mountain, but it's

165:56

like a perfect like cylinder plus

165:59

pyramid. What the heck is

166:02

that? Like I said, this game's pretty

166:05

weird. Sometimes a bedet wouldn't cut

166:07

it. I want a power

166:10

washer. And my aunt and uncle used to be

166:13

fairly well off. uh you know

166:16

they she used to be a singer and then he

166:19

was he worked in advertising. They had

166:20

this like basically kind of like a small

166:22

I mean to a kid it felt like a small

166:24

mansion but uh yeah just huge

166:29

bathroom was bigger than my bedroom. But

166:32

then they got divorced and everything

166:33

fell apart for them. Sad but

166:39

true. Oops. Wrong button.

166:44

All right, here we go. Ancient

166:47

bones. Okay. Skeleton parts collected.

166:50

So, yeah. Look at this. I like the crown

166:52

of

166:53

bones. Skull of some ancient beast in

166:55

remarkable condition given its apparent

166:58

age. They're pretty valuable. 72,000

167:00

bucks a

167:01

pop. They seemed more dangerous in the

167:04

trailer. Yeah, that's I'm wondering why

167:05

they're not being very

167:06

aggressive.

167:09

H. Those are for giants to step on.

167:11

Yeah. Should we go dig into one of them?

167:12

See if we can take a

167:15

look. Uh, it's always nice to offer your

167:18

home to random weirdos on the internet.

167:19

Well, Avalanche master, I've I've

167:21

actually been in her home before, so at

167:24

least she knows what kind of weirdo I

167:26

am. She made me squash soup at one

167:28

point. I'd never had squash

167:31

soup. It's It's soup.

167:34

Yeah, sometimes it's like wiping a

167:36

barker, right? You just got to go for

167:37

it. All right. Um, let's see. range

167:43

manipulator. I don't know what

167:46

do I guess this is just Yeah, I guess

167:48

it's just regular

167:54

mountain. Oh, here we

167:57

go. Hey, look everybody. I'm moving up

167:59

in the world. I make that joke every

168:05

stream. I got one of those beday seat

168:07

replacements. So nice and it saves me a

168:08

ton on TP.

168:11

This is so weird. What kind of mountain

168:13

is this? That's very

168:17

peculiar. I mean, some of them look kind

168:19

of natural, but then some of them look

168:21

like a clown hat. Like a Jack in the Box

168:24

[Music]

168:25

hat. They look like giant thumbnails.

168:28

Maybe even got uh pics to prove he was

168:31

there. It's true. I had uh Aban Essen uh

168:36

Mit Dawn on

168:38

Kiritti and uh yeah and kitties. Lots of

168:41

kitty

168:42

cats. Uh oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Avalanche.

168:45

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Ancient.

168:47

Yeah. Ancient aliens. I'm not saying it

168:50

was aliens, but it was

168:52

aliens. Okay. Well, let's take a look at

168:54

the expedition

168:55

log. Okay. Collect a complete

168:58

fossil. Uh let's see. Located a planet.

169:02

All right. I've collected a complete

169:04

fossil. So, how do I junior field

169:12

agent personal force field? I'm probably

169:14

going to sell that. I don't use force

169:16

fields. Shell greaser. Powerful scatter

169:18

blaster upgrade. Upgrade

169:21

complete. Okay, let's do this.

169:31

Okay, so I sold my scatter blaster. So

169:33

these uh scatter blaster upgrades, I'm

169:36

just going to sell these for

169:39

nanites. Excuse

169:45

[Music]

169:46

me. All right, personal force field.

169:49

Yeah, I'm gonna sell all these. Make

169:50

some

169:51

nanites. Uh villain

169:54

donk. Cur to share any details of your

169:56

stay at curious sexy otherwise. How was

169:58

the squash soup? I never had it before.

170:00

It's It's It was I never had squash

170:03

based soup before.

170:05

Woohoo. Yeah, it's a me. Sneezy.

170:10

Sneezio. All right. Let's see. Vigilant

170:15

Stone. Okay. So, the question is, where

170:17

do I where do I turn these in? Do I do I

170:20

bring these to a space

170:23

station? Collect a complete fossil.

170:27

[Music]

170:30

Okay. Yeah. So, I've collected it.

170:33

So, collect a complete

170:36

fossil. Okay. So, yeah, I got I got the

170:39

head, I got limbs, limbs, tail, torso,

170:45

limbs. Yeah, that should be enough.

170:47

Yeah. So, you got a torso, two sets of

170:49

limbs, a tail, and a head. So, I think I

170:52

have everything. But where do I wonder

170:53

where I turn it

170:59

in? Does this planet have aggressive

171:01

sentinels? Uh, unwavering. Let's check

171:04

take a look

171:05

here. Oh, return to the paleontology

171:08

guy. Okay, now is that the guy on the

171:09

planet or the guy in the space

171:14

station? I like I just kind

171:18

of There we go. Kind of slide down this

171:21

thing.

171:26

Should have slid down the other way. My

171:27

ship's on the other side. Uh oh. Build

171:30

menu. Oh, okay. Uh let's see here.

171:34

Build. Uh build menu. Oh, yeah. Oh,

171:37

yeah. Aven fossil display.

171:41

H. So, uh yeah, aven fossil display. So,

171:45

I guess I

171:49

need aven fossil

171:53

display.

171:54

Um, so do I have to build the display?

171:58

It just says collect it

172:00

[Music]

172:02

though. You have the marker on the HUD.

172:04

Do

172:07

I? I

172:10

does. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I see it now.

172:12

Oh, yeah. You're right. I do see it now.

172:14

Okay. Yeah. Let me get back to my

172:17

ship. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like the tip

172:19

of a

172:23

crayon. Damn it. So, I'm just going to

172:26

get some oxygen out of this thing. Thank

172:27

you,

172:32

Jeff. Are they going to do drops for

172:34

this one? Dark and Lord, they are not.

172:35

No, unfortunately. Uh, no drops this

172:38

time around. They only do drops uh maybe

172:40

two or three times a year and they have

172:43

already done drops this time or they

172:46

just they just did drops with the last

172:50

expansion. Yeah, they they would have

172:52

announced it on the update page for

172:54

relics which you can see if you type in

172:55

exclamation point

173:06

relics. Uh let's see. Okay, Amoose,

173:09

thank you for that. Appreciate the tips.

173:11

Sometimes I like just the

173:15

tip. I would summon my ship, but uh you

173:18

know, you save fuel if you just, you

173:20

know, take the time to fly back. And I'm

173:21

not exactly in a

173:29

rush. Actually went pretty far, man. My

173:32

ship is way the heck over

173:35

there. H I believe in Americans.

173:39

Yeah. Look like looks like Mount Doom

173:42

over there. Also, don't forget uh this

173:45

Sunday on Discord, we I'm a Discord

173:47

partner as well as a Twitch partner and

173:49

a uh a Pornhub partner. Uh it's it is a

173:53

uh we do movie night on every Sunday and

173:56

uh this Sunday will be the third and

173:58

final movie we're watching uh which is

173:59

Lord of the Rings as part of the Lord of

174:01

the Rings trilogy, Return of the King.

174:02

Sorry, I kind of mentally jumbled that.

174:04

But uh yeah, we uh we were streaming a

174:06

game called Return to Moria, which is

174:08

based on Lord of the Rings. And so we

174:10

decided to watch the three extended

174:11

editions of Lord of the Rings for Sunday

174:13

movie night. So this Sunday will be

174:15

Return of the King. Uh extended edition

174:17

is like 4 hours long. So be sure to

174:19

bring some snacks. Maybe like a I don't

174:21

know, like a chamber

174:23

pot. Yeah, I think I might have to make

174:26

like a double batch of popcorn.

174:31

I Pornhub should come out with their own

174:33

brand of VPN. If they did, I'd promote

174:36

it. I wonder if I'd be allowed to

174:37

promote it because you're technically

174:38

not allowed to promote porn stuff on

174:39

Twitch. But if it was PornhubVPN, like

174:42

their there it was like it was like it's

174:45

like PubVPN and you go to the that

174:47

website and there's no porn. It's just

174:49

literally their brand of

174:52

VPN. Oh, uh native is uh Russish. Ah,

174:56

okay. Gotcha. A Russian. I see.

174:59

H yeah, phvpn.com, right? Exactly. That

175:03

that should be a thing. I should sell

175:05

them that idea. And they're like, "Wait,

175:07

you're going to sell us the idea of us

175:09

buying our own VPN service?" Like, yeah.

175:10

They're like, "Not a bad idea." They

175:13

could afford it, man. That that website

175:15

probably makes a billion dollars a

175:18

year. I would look that up, but I kind

175:20

of don't want to Google Pornhub anything

175:21

in Google right now while I'm live just

175:24

just to be safe. Yeah. Can somebody Can

175:26

somebody who is willing to risk uh

175:28

browser diseases look that up for me? Uh

175:31

yeah. What is What is Pornhub's gross

175:35

revenue? Yeah, they could call it

175:37

PhallicVPN,

175:40

right? I wonder what their gross revenue

175:42

is. It's like gross cuz it's all sticky

175:44

and you have to get a mop afterwards.

175:46

No, net revenue. Yeah, I wonder what

175:49

that is.

175:50

So gross revenue is uh all of the money

175:53

you've made total, but net revenue is

175:55

how much money is left over when you

175:57

factor in all the costs of running said

175:59

business. So yeah, you have your uh

176:01

gross revenue and then your net revenue

176:03

for those of you who didn't take

176:04

economics in class or in school. Yeah.

176:07

So it's like, hey, you know, they make a

176:08

billion dollars a year, but they have to

176:10

spend $600 million a year running their

176:12

websites. So their their net would be

176:15

400 million, I guess you could say.

176:21

Jeez,

176:23

Manchu. Wow. Okay, so yearly gross

176:26

revenue 455

176:30

million. Yeah. So, you're wanting

176:32

someone to Google Pornhub? No. No. Just

176:34

Well, yes, but no. I like that gift.

176:37

It's like, well, no, but yes.

176:41

Uh, am I supposed to fight these guys or

176:44

what's going on? Oh, yeah. Here we go.

176:45

Let's see.

176:50

And these guys are not taking a beating.

176:51

I wonder if they're

176:54

bugged. I bet they're

176:57

bugged. Yeah, they're probably

177:03

bugged. All right, here we

177:05

go. Must be This must be a high conflict

177:09

system. Uh, let's see. What's wrong with

177:12

you? I don't know. You tell me, man. I

177:14

just stream your

177:17

This place is under attack. All right,

177:19

here we go. Collected an entire skeleton

177:21

here. Let me I'm going to get get inside

177:23

this building and hide. There we go. If

177:26

this actually counts as

177:28

cover. Yeah, Google that on your work

177:31

computer. Uh, okay. What about the

177:33

revenue that isn't gross? Well, that

177:34

would be net

177:36

revenue. Why Google Pornhub when you

177:39

click a direct link, right?

177:45

It's very dangerous outside, apparently.

177:46

All right. Junior Field Agent Supreme

177:49

Geology cannon. Oh, okay. Geology cannon

177:52

is not my favorite secondary weapon, but

177:54

they they do come in

177:57

handy. It's an S tier as well. Let's

178:01

see.

178:03

[Music]

178:06

So, okay. Let's see. Scatter

178:09

blaster, thermal module. Okay, we'll go

178:12

ahead and pop that right

178:15

there. Do this

178:19

and makas.

178:23

Yeah, let's see. Geology cannon. Should

178:27

I sell

178:29

this? Uh, charge with unstable plasma. I

178:32

mean, the geology cannon is not my

178:33

favorite secondary weapon. I might just

178:35

sell it for nanites.

178:39

I realized that you just need the

178:40

fossils in your inventory when you go to

178:42

the archaeology site for the collection

178:43

quest. So, if you wait to build the

178:45

display till after you get there, you

178:46

won't have to get more. Yeah, that's

178:48

[Music]

178:49

Yeah, I have Pornhub on one button on my

178:52

stream deck. I click it and poof. Oh,

178:54

there you go.

178:55

Cooler. How callous are

178:58

you? It's like it it hurts. I just can't

179:02

stop. Let's see. Yeah, I think I'm just

179:05

going to sell this geology cannon stuff.

179:08

which means we'll have to take off and

179:09

go back to a space

179:10

station. Okay, so let's see. Uh re

179:14

reassemble an aven skeleton.

179:18

H reassemble an aven skeleton. But uh

179:22

does that mean I have to have specific

179:24

aven

179:27

parts? Uh because those are

179:31

fins. Does it does it matter?

179:36

H

179:38

[Music]

179:41

uh geology cannon is is a weapon. So

179:44

there it's it's not terribly often in No

179:46

Man's Sky that you specifically need one

179:49

type of weapon. Uh just have the bone.

179:52

Okay. All right. Well, um I guess in

179:55

order to build a display,

180:01

thank you for the very loud reminder.

180:06

H. Okay. So,

180:08

[Music]

180:10

um I guess Oh, hey, look. Hey, so that's

180:14

an exotic ship. It's It's a squid type

180:16

exotic. You don't see too many of these.

180:18

I mean, depending on who you ask and

180:20

where you're going, but yeah, this is an

180:21

aquatic squid type exotic. Oh,

180:26

[ __ ] So, you don't see these very

180:28

often. I've never actually owned one of

180:30

these. I have I've had opportunities to

180:32

buy them, but that was back when we had

180:34

a lot less ship slots than we do now.

180:37

Yeah, it's a squid

180:40

type. Very neat. I like it. Uh, no

180:44

Twitch drops this time around. Uh,

180:46

LJ. Very nice. Much hentai. Yeah, such

180:49

tentacle. Much

180:51

hentai. Yeah, they're weird. It's got

180:53

this whole super long front end, but all

180:55

the landing gear stuff is back in the

180:56

back because I guess these are

180:57

relatively light compared to the main

180:59

fuselage.

181:02

Does this mean Does this mean I need to

181:03

build a

181:04

base? Does this mean I need to build a

181:07

base to construct one of the things?

181:09

That's my favorite ship of the game

181:10

right there. The Utopia

181:16

Speeder. So, let's see. Oh, looks like

181:18

this guy Oh, this guy is also this guy

181:22

is also trying to build a display. So,

181:23

let me see.

181:25

Um, aven fossil display. I need pure

181:28

fite. Okay. So, let's do this. Where's

181:31

my regular ferite? How many did it

181:35

need? Uh, let's see. 25 pure ferite. So,

181:38

let's use the backpack

181:45

refiner. I got to put some fuel in

181:47

there. Really? I don't have any carbon.

181:57

M I love Squidies. My fave. Oh

182:01

yeah. What kind of planet is this? Hold

182:04

on.

182:05

Discoveries. This is

182:08

a abandoned paradise.

182:11

So says resources should be abundant and

182:15

full or Hey Corbin, welcome. Hey Corbin.

182:20

Hello. Let's see.

182:23

Yeah, for abandoned paradise, there

182:25

doesn't really seem to be a lot of plant

182:26

life here. That's the best way to get

182:30

carbon. Yeah, I wonder if we have to

182:32

leave and come

182:36

back.

182:39

Uh tribe

182:43

stuff. Yeah, I don't I don't know that

182:45

word. I can I know everything else, but

182:47

uh Oh, fuel. Oh, yeah.

182:55

H. Okay. Can But can't you just say gas?

182:58

Isn't gas just gas in German as well?

183:01

Isn't

183:03

it? Yeah. There's I might Let me do

183:06

this. I'm going to go into a cave. If I

183:08

could find a cave, I might find some

183:10

plant life

183:15

underground. Uh what's what's what's

183:18

that cow?

183:21

Yeah, I was going to say if maybe if I

183:22

could find a cave, we might be able to

183:24

find some under underground

183:29

flora. Can't tell if that's a shadow or

183:31

if that's a cave. Hold

183:33

on. When in doubt, zoom

183:36

in. I think that's a cave. Let's take a

183:41

look. I tell you what, man. Backpack

183:44

upgrades worth their weight and gold.

183:50

Yeah, here we go. Yeah, let's

183:52

see. Ah, damn. That's

183:56

uh Oh, man. Even underground it's uh

184:00

even underground it's pretty devoid of

184:02

plant life.

184:04

Units received.

184:07

Uh benzene. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

184:13

Yeah, it's funny because yeah, here in

184:14

the United States we have um we have

184:17

different octane gas and we have diesel,

184:19

but man, in Germany there's like seven

184:21

different kinds of fuel.

184:24

H

184:25

gosh, you can get um God, what is like

184:29

what's it called like LPG? Is that

184:31

liquid petroleum gas or something like

184:34

that? Um benzene,

184:36

diesel. Yeah, what is it? Yeah, what is

184:38

it? There's like other than different

184:40

octanes, there's like literally like

184:41

three or four different kinds of gas you

184:43

can get at gas

184:47

stations. Ran past some red carbon

184:50

crystals. Oh,

184:54

yeah. It's all right. Sometimes I get

184:56

fixated on things. I can't multitask

184:58

mentally. Oh, yeah. Look at

185:02

that. Uh something. Yeah. I don't know.

185:04

It's just uh I know. And it's weird,

185:06

too, cuz when you buy a car in Germany,

185:08

you can buy a car that will actually run

185:10

on different kinds of

185:12

gas. It's it's uh it's interesting. I I

185:15

a friend of mine bought a uh a car there

185:18

and you know, I was helping her look for

185:20

cars and she had to explain to me it's

185:22

like, "Yeah, but I'm only looking for

185:23

cars that use this type of

185:25

fuel or these types, like literally

185:27

different kinds of gas in the same car."

185:30

I was like, "That's interesting. It'd be

185:31

like having a car that could use either

185:33

gas or diesel, whichever one you want.

185:42

All

185:44

righty. Delicious

185:47

carbon. Need the advanced mining

185:49

beam. Uh I run on methane myself,

185:52

especially if I consume milk. You know,

185:54

one time I had a uh like a nitro milk

185:56

stout and gosh, man, that gave me

185:58

terrible gas. All right, here we go.

186:01

There we go. There's some more carbon

186:02

over there.

186:05

When in doubt, remember to use your

186:16

scanner. All righty. There we go. There

186:19

we go. Scooped up all the dudes. So,

186:20

let's use the refiner now.

186:23

Okay. Oops, wrong button. I meant to do

186:26

this technology recharge.

186:31

Okay. Okay, I don't want to use up all

186:32

my fite because uh I might need regular

186:35

fite later on. So, we'll make about a

186:37

100. Maybe we'll make about a 100 pure

186:39

fite and then pure fite could be turned

186:42

into 99. Very close. Uh stick that in

186:45

the backpack. Pure ferite. Wait, did I

186:47

need pure fite? I think it was pure

186:50

fite, wasn't

186:51

it? Why am I struggling

186:57

mentally? It's one of those dangerous

186:59

plants. Hold

187:04

on. Okay. Oh, sorry, officer. It wasn't

187:08

doing anything, I swear. Yeah, Skellyy.

187:12

Yeah. What was that? What did Did you

187:15

see that player? They were like, I must

187:16

go. My people need me. That player just

187:18

like took off into space. It was It was

187:21

just a player, but no ship or anything.

187:22

I guess it was a visual

187:26

bug. Quick stop at Taco Bell and you're

187:28

uh good for a day trip. Yeah. When can

187:30

we harvest our own internal

187:32

stink to power our own

187:38

gas? I just going to get a little

187:41

dihydrogen. Little guy hydrogen while

187:43

I'm

187:45

here. All righty. Yeah. Slurping up all

187:48

the dudes

187:52

here. All righty.

187:59

Let's do

188:00

this charging. Um, there we go.

188:04

Technology recharge. I got

188:07

a I got to take money to make money, so

188:09

to

188:11

speak. Yeah. Wonder Woman ship,

188:15

right? Okay. So, let's see if I can just

188:18

build this thing just right here. All

188:20

right.

188:22

Clunk.

188:24

Okay. Skull. Boom. Torso. Boom.

188:30

Wings.

188:32

Boom. Lower limbs.

188:36

Boom. And a tail. All right. Package

188:42

exhibit. All right. Uh, an

188:46

exelertosa exhibit. Uh, it lived over 66

188:50

million years ago. A peaceful herbivore.

188:52

It was ungainainely. It was an

188:54

ungainainely flyer. The bones are

188:55

gelatinous. Um, what an advantage in

188:58

wriggling through tight gaps, but also

189:00

made this creature a prized snack for

189:01

predatory carnivores. This curated

189:03

fossil exhibit can be sold, traded, or

189:05

redeployed within any habitable base.

189:09

Ooh. Oh, but Oh, but it Oh, but it

189:14

didn't render

189:15

correctly.

189:18

Um Um, assemble. Okay, hold on.

189:25

Um, wait. What? What was it? Was it

189:29

supposed to do something? Um, I think

189:32

isn't there? Aren't there wrong item?

189:34

Oh. Um, ancient aven complete. New

189:38

reward available. Nope. It's built.

189:40

Check your inventory. Oh, okay. Um,

189:43

let's see

189:44

here. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah.

189:47

Preassembled fossil display. Okay, so I

189:49

guess I I had to make this thing.

189:53

Um, that's weird. So, I I had one. Well,

189:56

wait a minute. Hold on. Yeah. Wait,

189:57

wait, wait. So, I have one here,

190:00

preassembled fossil display, and then I

190:02

have this one here. Aven fossil

190:04

display. So, Oh, I see. Okay. Ah, I got

190:08

you. So, this one is the just like the

190:10

basically the stand, but this one's the

190:12

actual display. Oh, I

190:15

see. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It's

190:18

like a workt. That's right. Glacier H. I

190:21

was like I was kind of confused for a

190:23

second

190:24

there. All right. Um All right. Let's

190:26

see what's next. I think that might be I

190:28

think we might be done with phase one.

190:29

Oh no. We got to scan some minerals.

190:39

Crapnuts. All right. Let's see

190:43

here. All right. Launch thrusters. That

190:45

goes on the ship. That can go right

190:47

about. I just need to be closer to my

190:51

ship. I shipped my

190:56

pants.

190:58

Ow. I think we have 10 and five octane

191:01

gas and Oh, 10 and five octane gas. Then

191:04

just diesel. I'm driving a Vespa. Sorry.

191:07

Uh I don't know. I remember I went to a

191:09

gas station. Yeah, they had like four

191:11

different kinds of gas there.

191:17

What's What's the cheapest gas in

191:19

Germany right now? Is it

191:22

diesel? Here in the US, diesel is

191:24

actually kind of

191:29

expensive. Okay, let's do

191:35

this. Uh, cheap gas in Germany is a

191:37

myth. Yeah, that's what it is. It's a

191:39

myth.

191:45

M you know, oddly enough, uh here in

191:48

Florida, uh gas prices are actually not

191:50

that bad. It usually hovers anywhere

191:52

between $2.75 cents a gallon to like

191:55

around 3 310 a gallon.

192:03

So, let's do this. I got some stuff I

192:05

got to sell at the space station. So,

192:06

we're going to head over there for a wee

192:08

bit and then we're going to change

192:10

planets cuz I need to scan for minerals.

192:12

That's very cheap. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

192:14

pretty sure gas, at least here in

192:16

Florida, is cheaper than uh what it is

192:17

in Germany, I guess, depending on the

192:19

gas. But yeah, it's really not that

192:23

expensive. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 150 to

192:25

250 Oro per liter, right? Oh man, it's

192:32

expensive. How many liters was it? Is it

192:34

like 2.2 L to a

192:37

gallon? Trying to remember the math

192:39

there.

192:41

Regular gas here is 3 384. Oh, it's Oh.

192:46

Oh, it's 3.8 L to a gallon. Really, man?

192:50

Gosh, that is

192:51

expensive.

192:59

Yikes. Oh

193:01

gosh. Thank you, man.

193:09

I guess I can only imagine the gas is

193:11

probably really cheap in the Middle

193:12

East. Man, I don't know that for sure,

193:14

but I'd speculate that it would

193:20

be. Look at this. I like the new updated

193:22

space stations. It's nice to see this

193:24

one. Almost almost looks like a This

193:26

almost looks like an Elite Dangerous

193:28

space station, doesn't it? Yeah. Got to

193:30

go through the mail

193:33

slot. Yeah. Yeah, my Volkswagen takes uh

193:36

premium and it's usually anywhere

193:37

between 4 to 450 a gallon and I don't

193:41

drive it that much. It's race

193:48

car. All righty. Oops. I'm just going to

193:52

hop out and I can sell some stuff. So,

193:54

yeah. So, I used those bones. I'm

193:56

assuming I should probably save my

193:57

bones,

193:59

right? Let's do this. We're going to run

194:01

over

194:03

here. What type of gallon? A UK gallon,

194:05

a US wet gallon, a US dry gallon, a

194:08

gallion gallon, and a shipbased

194:12

gallon. We pay about uh

194:15

0.000012 bitcoin for a US gallon.

194:17

Stinky. I got really upset at uh Google

194:20

Google's AI results. You know, sometimes

194:22

you Google stuff and now Google just

194:24

gives you AI results before it shows you

194:25

actual search results. Uh, I was

194:27

googling Bitcoin and it said, uh,

194:29

Bitcoin was down to 68K per Bitcoin. I

194:32

was like, "Wow, really? Great time to

194:34

buy in, but it was wrong." The AI the

194:36

stupid AI generation thing was wrong. It

194:38

was It's like what, 86, 87 right now or

194:41

88. But I was like, damn, man. That's

194:43

That would be a good time to buy. Woof.

194:46

Oh, man. Stupid Google AI. AI everything

194:50

these days, it's terrible. All right,

194:52

we're going to sell a vigilant stone.

194:57

Mutated temp birch

194:59

seeds received. I'm going to sell this

195:03

bordite

195:04

received. This uh the exhibit that I

195:07

made is worth 582,000. So, here's a

195:09

quick question for you, chat. Am I going

195:10

to need this exhibit? Like, do I have to

195:12

build a base and then put at least one

195:14

exhibit on

195:16

display? Yeah. Yeah. You know, dude,

195:19

YouTube is getting really bad now

195:21

because they you got these AI channels

195:23

that they create like just pump out tons

195:26

and tons of just video garbage or like

195:28

AI garbage and they claim it's like, you

195:30

know, new trailers for upcoming movies

195:32

or TV shows or it's like, you know, just

195:34

announced uh projects or things, but

195:37

it's all just AI generated garbage.

195:40

Yeah, that's it's yeah, getting really

195:41

bad with movie trailers now. They're

195:43

trying to just create these fake movie

195:44

trailers, but they they'll mark it as

195:46

clickbait titles like, "Oh, you know,

195:47

latest movie from Stephen Spielberg or

195:49

Kevin Smith or Stephen Soderberg." And

195:51

it's just Yeah, it's just a And then in

195:52

fine print, they're like, "This is our

195:54

concept for the next Steven Spielberg

195:55

movie." And it's like,

195:59

yuck. Geez.

196:01

Joy. Joy, do you want me to like mail

196:03

you a couple buckets of gas just for fun

196:05

or

196:07

something? Yeah. Fake photo. Yeah, I've

196:09

been getting I've been getting AI friend

196:11

requests on Twitter and Facebook and

196:14

it's just it's just yuck. You

196:16

know, that's per gallon, too.

196:21

Ouch. Yeah, I know. Well, yeah, because

196:23

they they give it like clickbait titles

196:25

and stuff and, you know, they use a real

196:27

image, but then the video itself is

196:28

actually just, you know, AI

196:31

generated. I mean, some of those AI

196:33

generated videos are kind of awesome.

196:34

Like it's like what if Yeah. What if

196:35

gremlins took place in the future or

196:37

what if Santa Claus uh you know became

196:40

the Terminator? You know, it's just

196:41

stuff that's completely outlandish.

196:43

Those are fun. Yeah. It's it's the ones

196:45

where people are advertising things that

196:48

aren't real. Um and they're using just

196:50

creating AI or like Yeah. Like like

196:52

they'll take previous movie trailers and

196:54

cut them together with, you know, stuff

196:55

they made in AI and claim it's a brand

196:57

new trailer and they'll get millions of

196:59

views cuz it's like brand new official

197:01

trailer for upcoming movie. And then

197:03

like I said in fine prints like oh but

197:04

this is something we just con concepted.

197:07

Thanks for following. You

197:10

know I

197:13

hear was just screaming in general about

197:16

how much I like

197:17

hamburgers. All right. Uh let's see.

197:19

Sorry I'm getting distracted. So yeah.

197:21

So chat can I can I safely sell this? Oh

197:24

I don't know. I mean this expedition

197:25

just came out

197:27

today. Yeah. Coming. Yeah. Exactly.

197:29

Yeah. Hold on. Yeah.

197:32

Coming this summer to a theater near

197:34

you. Lion King versus Predator. One is

197:38

king of the jungle. One is king of

197:39

killing. Who will win? Only in theaters.

197:43

AI garbage.

197:45

Yeah. In a world where Lion King met the

197:48

Predator. They teamed up to fight crime.

197:51

The the Predator King or something, you

197:53

know. Keep it for decoration. Oh, okay.

197:55

Gotcha. All right. Uh let's see. All

197:58

right. What else can I sell? Sell this

197:59

rusted metal. Units

198:01

received. Units received. Why Why is

198:04

that so loud? How much cash do I have?

198:07

Okay, so I got

198:08

288,000. I'm going to buy uh let's see

198:10

what else can we buy from

198:13

here. All right, so cobalt. Cobalt is

198:17

used for making I think ion batteries.

198:19

So, let's Yeah, let's make some I

198:21

probably don't need that much cobalt.

198:23

Let's

198:24

do something smells good.

198:27

Let's do let's do like 100 cobalt

198:31

received.

198:32

Uh fite dust. I'm going to buy all their

198:34

ferite dust. Products received.

198:37

Sometimes microprocessors come in handy.

198:39

I'll buy two of those. Products

198:41

received. Oh yeah, wiring looms. I'm

198:43

going to buy two wiring looms. Products

198:45

received.

198:46

And I'm going to buy their copper cuz I

198:50

got to turn it into received. I will

198:52

turn that into chromatic metal.

198:56

Just look at the expedition. See if

198:57

you're going to need it. I don't know.

198:58

I've just never learned how to

199:00

read. Yeah. The Lion King and Predator

199:02

fighting crime in an 80s sitcom style.

199:04

Yeah. I mean that it's like AI

199:05

generation stuff. You literally just

199:07

feed it. It's like programming. You

199:09

know, AI artists aren't artists. Let's

199:11

let's be real here. AI uh generated art

199:14

is more about like basically almost more

199:15

like programming versus uh actual

199:17

artistic design because the computer is

199:19

designing everything through uh you know

199:21

all its previous AI learning. So it's

199:23

more like you're programming a stuff.

199:24

You can go to one of those like AI

199:26

generators and just literally punch in.

199:28

It's like, "Okay, I want uh the Lion

199:30

King and a Predator to team up to fight

199:33

crime in an 80s style sitcom." And then

199:35

it just renders all that stuff. And uh

199:38

yeah. Yeah, it's it's I mean it'll just

199:40

hold on. I wonder Hold on. Let's see. I

199:42

don't know if Guer is here, but we I can

199:44

I think I have a AI I think Guer added

199:47

an AI generator to my Discord. Let's

199:50

see. How do

199:51

I How do I I'm I'm want to punch in

199:54

exactly that. Um let's see. How do

199:59

I I don't I God I don't remember how to

200:01

do

200:02

this. Um I think it's slashprompt

200:08

uh plagiarized information synthesis

200:10

system or piss for short. Yeah. Hold on.

200:12

Let's see. Uh hold on. Let me let me alt

200:15

tab here. I just want just want to see

200:17

how how

200:20

um actually now that's the stupid thing.

200:23

It actually can be kind of funny. But uh

200:25

I just like I said when people create

200:28

stuff and then they try to tout and say

200:30

it's real or something like a real

200:31

product and it's not. That's when it

200:32

gets irritating. Okay. I think

200:34

it's prompt. Okay. Or imagine

200:41

uh Okay. Let's All right. I'm going to

200:43

try to I'm sending

200:46

uh let's see. Oh, it looks like the Oh,

200:49

looks like the I added the MidJourney

200:51

bot to my Discord, but it looks like

200:55

they Oh, it needs a subscription now.

200:57

Oh, I guess I guess the the free trial

200:59

ran out. Yeah, somebody do that. Huh?

201:02

Somebody punch in the Lion King and a

201:04

Predator fighting crime in an 80s sitcom

201:07

style. Just Yeah. Try to try to generate

201:10

an image. Evil Dead versus Care Bears.

201:12

Yes. All right. Uh, yes. But yeah, but

201:15

you can punch that into an AI generator

201:17

and it'll actually make it weird stuff.

201:19

I like it though. Gen AI improves

201:22

fishing emails because it can correct

201:23

the punctuation and grammar of the email

201:25

making the fishing more effective. And

201:26

so is that use case. Yeah, when you get

201:28

some fishing email says like, "Hello, I

201:30

am I am uh I am president of uh HP. You

201:35

are needing a refund. I give you refund

201:37

$10 million. Please send banking

201:40

information. Thank you. Good day. You

201:42

know, it's Yeah, but it's obviously

201:43

really really it's by written by

201:45

somebody. English isn't their first

201:47

language. Yeah, it's just it's those

201:49

actually get kind of amusing, too, cuz

201:50

it's just so bad. But they're, you know,

201:52

they're trying so hard. But yeah, you're

201:54

right. Yeah, just have AI write stuff in

201:55

English for

201:58

you. Okay. All right. Let's take a look.

202:01

And expedition. Okay. So, I need to go

202:03

to just a random planet and scan for

202:05

minerals.

202:07

So, let's see. Um, all right. So,

202:11

ultramarine moon. Hey, we can go find

202:13

uh, you know, some blue smurfs up here.

202:15

Ultramarine moon. Actually, now I kind

202:18

of want to go there. Aggressive

202:20

sentinels. Desert moon. Decaying nuclear

202:23

moon. Abandoned par. Yeah, let's do

202:25

here. Let's go to

202:26

Ultramarine. Yeah, we'll go meet what's

202:29

his name? Marneas Kgar.

202:32

What's uh uh what's what's the

202:36

Ultramarine's home world? Is it

202:38

Mccrag? God, my my Warhammer 40k lore is

202:42

escaping me. Was it was it

202:45

Mccrag? The own Yeah. Anyone here know

202:48

their Primark home

202:50

worlds? It is McCrag. Oh god, just to

202:53

think I have I can't I can't do basic

202:55

arithmetic anymore, but I know Warhammer

202:57

40k trivia. Thank you, brain. All the

203:00

useful information and abilities got

203:01

kicked out years ago. Let's go ahead and

203:04

see if we can jump in

203:16

here. All righty. Okay. Yeah, it's great

203:19

that you can you can actually mark

203:20

planets

203:22

now. Stay on

203:25

target. Stay on target. Let's see.

203:29

Looks like the planet or the moon.

203:30

Actually, it's a moon. We need to go to

203:32

the other

203:33

side. Got to break on through. Oh, yeah.

203:36

Cari. Uh, all right. Well, since we're

203:38

traveling, I'll do just a little bit of

203:39

a quick plug here again. Uh, yeah. I'm

203:42

trying to uh put together a fund or

203:44

doing a fund to uh get the new alien

203:46

role playing game uh uh update, I guess

203:49

you could say. Uh it's called Alien RPG

203:50

Evolved Edition. It just went on to

203:52

Kickstarter yesterday. It's something

203:54

I've been waiting for. Uh, and I'm

203:55

trying to raise the fund together so in

203:57

the future we can do some liveaction

203:59

role- playinging streams set in the

204:00

alien universe. Lots and lots and lots

204:03

of people do of course Dungeons and

204:04

Dragons and Pathfinder. I don't know if

204:07

anyone streams rifts. If anyone had an

204:09

RPG stream streaming riffs, I would

204:11

probably watch that. But anyway, so I'm

204:13

trying to set one up in that's kind of

204:14

more in my wheelhouse, the Alien

204:16

Universe, which I know a lot, but they

204:18

have an official role playing game for

204:19

it. And this is going to be the quote

204:20

unquote second edition. So, I'm trying

204:22

to get one of their larger packages that

204:23

has one of the, you know, all the all

204:24

the rule books, core stuff, and all the

204:26

extra goodies. But, uh, but yeah, I'm

204:28

looking forward to hopefully in the

204:29

future, uh, yeah, maybe getting some

204:31

other streamers together and having a

204:33

having a a role playing stream. Is

204:35

marking planets new to this update. It

204:36

is

204:37

finally. Oh, really, Scarlet? Yeah, I

204:40

get I get very distracted by chat. But

204:41

anyways, if you feel like chipping in,

204:42

feel free to type an exclamation point

204:44

alien or you can go to my channel, uh,

204:46

scroll down and just, yeah, click on the

204:48

alien RPG banner graphic. So yeah, if

204:51

you've got a buck or two you want to uh

204:52

send our way, feel free to do

204:55

so. Did I run out of fuel?

204:58

Um I did run out of fuel. Recharge. God,

205:02

that's loud. Is there an experimental

205:05

branch for for this uh for this

205:08

expansion already? All right, Karate.

205:10

Thank you and have a good night. Yeah,

205:12

me fun says that fund was starting.

205:14

Yeah, well the Kickstarter started just

205:15

yesterday. Yeah, I mean it's they they

205:18

already had put out some updates that

205:19

they're just floored uh about the

205:21

response. I guess so many people love

205:23

the original version of the game that uh

205:25

yeah, you know, they want the updated

205:26

version. And again, they should have no

205:28

problems putting it out cuz they've

205:29

already already published the original

205:30

version. This is basically an updated

205:32

version of it. It's like a, you know,

205:33

like a second edition, so to speak. Uh

205:35

but they decided to crowdfund it, you

205:37

know, to help get it made. But yeah,

205:38

their original goal was $50,000. They've

205:40

made almost 1.4 million in their

205:43

Kickstarter. So, so yeah, that's pretty

205:46

awesome. Pretty

205:51

awesome.

205:54

Ultramarine. Yeah, this could be McCrag.

205:56

You never know.

206:00

What's this? What is this? Oh, meat

206:01

shield. Oh, meat shield shield donated

206:04

$20. A l i ns. All right. Well, there we

206:08

go. So, we're we're in the final

206:09

stretch, really. Yeah, I just only have

206:10

what is that like 60 60 bucks to go.

206:12

Yeah, if you have like 60 cents, you

206:14

could contribute an extra

206:16

percentage. But thank you, Meatshot. I I

206:18

know you uh um I know you uh donated

206:22

previously, so thank you for that. We

206:24

need a space marine alien crossover.

206:26

Well, I mean, Tyrannids are basically,

206:28

you know, their version of xenomorphs,

206:30

so you know, I mean, more or

206:33

less. What I'm surprised is this game.

206:36

This game has an like almost an infinite

206:39

wealth of crossover opportunity. They

206:41

did a Mass Effect crossover, but I guess

206:43

they did that because uh Shawn Murray's

206:45

kind of a big Mass Effect fan. But yeah,

206:47

I mean, just think of all the crossovers

206:48

they could

206:49

do, you know, just it would be

206:53

awesome.

206:56

Yeah, this place

206:58

is kind of

207:02

purple. This looks like one of the rings

207:04

from uh you one of those ring ships from

207:07

uh Alien.

207:08

The Apple iPhone color is ultramarine.

207:11

Okay. Yeah. Used by space marines

207:13

everywhere. All right. So, I need to I

207:15

just need to scan some minerals. Uh Zap.

207:18

Whoa. Zap donated

207:21

$60. Aliens. Yum. Well, awesome. Thank

207:24

you, Zap. That is That's exceptionally

207:26

kind of you, buddy. Awesome. What is

207:29

this? Oh, it's a gravitino ball. That's

207:31

very tempting to grab. Well, yeah.

207:32

Thanks. Thanks, man. Hey, you know, like

207:34

I said, if we uh we're probably we're

207:35

probably going to hit our goal here. Uh,

207:37

would you guys like like to see me

207:38

pledge for that live on stream?

207:40

Although, I got to be careful. I don't I

207:41

don't want to show my home address

207:42

because I got to give them my shipping

207:43

information. But yeah. Yeah, maybe we

207:46

could go ahead and pledge for it live on

207:49

stream. I'm

207:51

excited. All right, so I need to analyze

207:53

some stuff.

207:58

Units received.

208:00

Okay, I need to find minerals. Yeah,

208:02

here we go.

208:05

units received. Okay.

208:08

Units received. All right. So, that's

208:10

six out of 10.

208:15

Units received.

208:18

Units received. All right. Well, we

208:20

picked a good planet. Yeah. Lots of uh

208:22

lots of different kinds of rocks

208:24

here. Okay. Hopefully, I didn't just get

208:28

all of them. I might have to go

208:29

underground to find some different

208:31

types.

208:33

Units

208:35

received. Units received. Might be able

208:38

to scan all the creatures on this

208:39

planet, too, and get uh get some

208:41

nanites. Oh, come on. Scan, buddy.

208:51

Units received.

208:54

Okay. Has anyone finished the expedition

208:56

yet? Know the recipe for bone broth?

208:59

Ah, I have a recipe. It's a It takes a

209:03

while to warm up, but you know, once it

209:05

gets going, it gets going. Get you nice.

209:08

Who wants a

209:10

cup? Let's

209:13

see. Dang. Okay, so um Damn, I'm just

209:17

I'm just two basically two rocks

209:19

away. Bone broth. Yeah, the recipe

209:22

usually involves uh Oh. Oh, look at this

209:24

little guy. It's like a weird stupid

209:27

horse penis. No, that Well, that's not

209:29

what it looks like, but yeah. Protein

209:31

stew. One cap, two cups.

209:33

What? Place an order.

209:38

I'm getting a bit chafy, but also we did

209:39

it. A man who donated $666.

209:43

Well, awesome. We did it also. Boo.

209:46

Thank you for that. And then also also

209:48

Don. I appreciate that, Don. You don't

209:50

have to do that. Donated $6. Oh, well,

209:52

cool. Oh, here we go. We got another

209:54

one.

209:56

Received. I'm just Okay, I'm just one

209:59

I'm one rock away. So, let's do this.

210:00

Let's see if we can find the final rock

210:02

and then uh Oh, a renegad. Thank you for

210:04

the I'm sorry donated $10. All right.

210:07

Well, thank you. That that'll the extra

210:09

will help cover shipping cuz I was just

210:10

going to, you know, pay the shipping

210:11

myself. It's going to be like I think 25

210:14

or 30 bucks cuz it has to be shipped

210:15

from Sweden, I want to say. But that's

210:17

going to Old Man Mikey. Wow. Are old man

210:20

Mikey donated $20. Need more alien

210:24

roleplaying streams. Well, well,

210:26

awesome. Yeah, like I said, that that'll

210:27

Okay, so that that's gonna cover

210:29

shipping as well because I think it's

210:30

yeah, it got to be about $25 to $30 for

210:32

shipping for the whole kitten

210:33

kaboodleoodle. So, thank you everyone.

210:35

And uh yeah, what what we can do is u

210:38

I'll I'll be sure to write down everyone

210:40

who contributed towards that. So, when

210:41

we do those streams, we can have uh like

210:43

some credits and stuff for everybody

210:44

that

210:45

contributed. What's the next tier

210:47

version? That is the highest tier. Yeah,

210:48

there is there isn't a higher tier. In

210:50

fact, uh they they made they've already

210:52

made so much money that they said

210:53

they're I just noticed that rock looks

210:55

like a giant penis. It's just like this

210:57

planet's happy to see me apparently.

210:59

Yeah. Doesn't that look a little

211:04

awkward? Golly. It's like that guy, you

211:06

know, that dude, the the naked black

211:08

guy, the big dude who's sitting on the

211:09

bed and his dong is just hanging down.

211:11

This looks like when he gets

211:13

excited. Stupid rock penis. Yeah,

211:15

exactly. Uh, if I donate another 50

211:18

bucks, you take off the pantaloons. Um,

211:20

I have to be honest, I won't because I'm

211:22

not wearing any pants right now. Yeah,

211:24

true story. Yeah, here we go. Oh, yeah.

211:26

Yeah, I'm not wearing any pants at the

211:28

moment.

211:31

Anyways, the Rubber. What is that? A

211:34

stagmite or you just happy to see

211:37

me or

211:40

um I think the next stretch goal is just

211:42

cap playing the game while he's cosplays

211:43

a xenomorph made out of trash bags.

211:45

Look, I have a I have a Colonian Marines

211:47

outfit, but I might have to get that

211:48

next. Wait, did they finally fix the uh

211:50

the damn

211:51

um Oh,

211:54

yeah. Yeah. Did they Did they finally

211:56

fix it where you don't get bit by these

211:58

things

212:00

immediately? Oh, maybe. Okay, hold on,

212:03

chat. Let's do this. I just need to

212:05

scan. Ah, I think we found one. Units

212:09

received. There it is. Rockhound analyze

212:11

10 new minerals. That's so funny. I make

212:14

it out of trash bags. I could try. I I

212:16

used to make stuff out of paperier-mâché

212:18

a really really long time

212:21

ago. All right, let's do

212:25

this. Okay. Well, awesome. That's That's

212:28

exciting. And then Yeah. Okay. So, we

212:29

just we just finished the um

212:33

it ultimate night viper. Thank you for

212:35

the 25 months. Yeah. Let's do this.

212:36

Let's go. Let's go pledge for this live

212:38

on stream. 07.

212:41

I like that.

212:43

Mama. Oh, damn I knew I forgot

212:45

something. I needed to sell all these uh

212:47

I I forgot to sell all these module

212:49

upgrades. Crap. All right. Um let's see.

212:52

Okay. So, yeah, let's do this extra suit

212:55

expansion. All right. Let's do this.

212:57

One, two, three, four, and five. There

213:02

we

213:03

go. Yeah, cuz normally the the hit the

213:06

hit range on those things was crazy

213:09

far. Let's see. Oh, hey, thank you for

213:11

that. Mab donated $10. Will this cover a

213:15

random NPC named after me? Dead

213:17

optional. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's not a

213:20

bad idea. Yeah, maybe I should try to

213:22

work into the stories. Yeah, the names

213:24

of people who chipped in. Although, it'd

213:26

be kind of weird if if you It's like hm

213:28

I could say it's like Glenn Meatshield

213:31

Johnson was a private in the Colonial

213:32

Marine Corps. Yeah. Hannah uh gun gun

213:36

crazy um uh Hannah Gun crazy McCabe uh

213:40

was our was the squad gunner. Yeah.

213:43

Yeah. Well, they when they were set off

213:45

to LV uh

213:48

2469 uh and that's when they discovered

213:50

the xenomorph infestation. They tried to

213:53

keep it mum, but way nutani found out

213:55

about it and sent their own team to

213:57

investigate, including a regiment of uh

213:59

wayani

214:01

commandos. So, could be awesome. All

214:04

right. Uh don't forget the Germans are

214:06

your friends. Uh we know why. We will

214:07

never forget and it's never happens

214:09

again.

214:13

Uh uh Charlie, sure. Yeah. I mean, look,

214:18

look, both of our countries have some

214:20

sorted history. So, uh yeah, we'll just

214:23

think happy

214:25

thoughts. Let's hope terrible things

214:27

don't happen uh in the future with our

214:29

two cu uh countries given the current

214:31

progress of uh things. All right. Um

214:35

let's see. Uh what was I going to do?

214:37

Let's go ahead and get this

214:42

All right. So, there is that. Phase one

214:44

is done. And Chad, it only took me three

214:47

hours to do one phase. We'll be lucky if

214:50

we finish this by Saturday. All right.

214:52

Let's see. Where's my

214:54

ship? Let's see. Where's my ship? A

214:57

buried cash. Let's go check that out

214:58

real quick. Do you ever play this game

215:01

and sometimes wish you could just dig

215:02

with your hands instead of the terrain

215:04

manipulator? I do. Sometimes I wish I

215:07

could just get a shovel. Like a shovel

215:10

multi-tool. Oh, I got a species record.

215:12

Hold on. Um, yeah, there's that

215:16

guy. And species record gave us nanites.

215:20

Okay, sweet. All right, let me get back

215:22

to my ship. We'll go to the space

215:23

station. It's a nice safe place to

215:25

pause. And yeah, let's go. Let's go

215:26

pledge for that package. And I'm sure uh

215:29

like I said, I'll I'll be happy to

215:31

support them because yeah, I'm looking

215:33

forward to it. the the first edition was

215:35

very wellreceived. In fact, like I said,

215:36

I want to talk to Katie Peters because

215:38

she actually did a alien RPG stream with

215:40

a a different group and uh yeah, maybe

215:43

pick her brain about

215:44

it. That's a long expedition or terribly

215:47

inefficient. Yeah, I stopped like every

215:48

5 seconds to yell at chat because I like

215:51

to. Yes. What the hell was that? Oh.

215:56

Um let's see. Oh, there's my spaceship.

215:58

There it is. Yeah, maybe if I if I can

216:01

save up, I can buy a new spaceship.

216:05

No. Are you going to play Adamfall? Yes,

216:07

I am. I I keep hearing that that game is

216:09

not terribly long. Like, it's only like

216:10

10 hours or something. Hey, but if it's

216:13

good, then it doesn't matter. Uh, it's

216:14

out on It's available on Game Pass

216:16

starting tomorrow. So, my plan is uh

216:18

whenever I finish the expedition, we

216:20

will switch over to

216:23

Atomfall. I didn't I don't even know if

216:25

the second one is right. Did I correct

216:27

myself correctly?

216:29

Uh, terribly. No, you're Yeah, you

216:31

you're you're right. Zero gravity.

216:33

Terribly is correct. Spelled correctly

216:35

as

216:36

well. All right. Well, I'm excited. My

216:43

goodness. Let's see. Where is the

216:45

nearest space

216:52

station? It's weird. Where's the space

216:55

station? It's not coming up on radar at

216:57

all. We've lost their signal.

217:01

Uh, it's free on Xbox Game Pass. I'm

217:03

sorry. Yeah, like Xbox Game Pass isn't

217:05

free, but yeah, you can once you have a

217:07

subscription, you can play games there

217:09

for freeish. Uh, full disclosure, uh,

217:12

Microsoft gave me a year of Ultimate

217:14

Edition uh, uh, Game Pass to play games

217:16

on Game Pass. The only kicker is that if

217:18

I ever play or stream anything from Game

217:20

Pass, I have to let you know that Game

217:22

Pass is available now uh, for games. So,

217:26

I learned how to cook bone broth. If you

217:27

need it, let me know. Yeah. Yeah, sure

217:29

thing. Yeah.

217:30

I don't know if that would be considered

217:31

a spoiler. Does anyone Does anyone care?

217:33

I mean, it's it's basically

217:40

broth. I never get distracted. Never. I

217:43

don't know. I mean, No Man's Sky, even

217:45

for these expeditions, I Yes, there's a

217:47

destination, but it's really all about

217:48

the journey, right? You know, the It's

217:50

all about the explosions we had along

217:52

the way. At least that's how I feel

217:54

about it.

217:57

I just think it's a good excuse to, you

217:59

know, play this game while, you know,

218:00

just chatting and hanging out with

218:01

people on Twitch, have a little fun.

218:04

Every time I play this game, I learn

218:06

something new, either from chat or from

218:08

playing the game or, you know, sharing

218:09

knowledge as

218:11

well. You know, these days, I really try

218:14

to focus mostly on variety streaming,

218:16

but I really do kind of consider No

218:18

Man's Sky to be one of my core games or

218:20

one of the core games of this channel.

218:22

Man, that's what happens when you stream

218:23

it for nine years, give or take.

218:27

So, you know, main game, core game, a

218:30

game that we regularly

218:33

revisit. Yeah. Oh, that's fine. Scarlet

218:42

Rose. Uh, okay. Oh, yeah. Escape the

218:45

quarantine zone in under five hours.

218:46

Yeah. I mean, there's there's there

218:47

people who beat Stalker 2 in like crazy

218:50

short amounts of time. What was your

218:52

favorite all Wait, what was your

218:53

all-time favorite game on or off stream

218:56

in

218:58

2024? You know, that's a tough choice.

219:00

Um, I I was trying to put together my

219:03

favorite like my top 10 favorite games

219:05

of 2024 and yeah, I was having a tough

219:08

time

219:14

deciding. I'm thinking about

219:18

it. H probably Hello Kitty Island

219:21

Adventure. Yeah. How many total hours

219:24

you have in No Man's Sky? Uh, a little

219:26

over 800. Yeah, which is uh those are

219:28

rookie numbers. I got to pump up those

219:30

numbers. I don't know. That's a good

219:34

question. Yeah, that's I I felt bad

219:37

because I I kept me to do a best uh my

219:40

favorite, you know, basically a top 10

219:41

list of my favorite games in 2024 and I

219:44

was putting a list together, but then I

219:45

got

219:46

distracted. Yeah, Pacific Drive was up

219:48

there. Was it my favorite game of 2024?

219:51

I don't

219:52

know. Didn't you play Red Dead

219:54

Redemption 2 in 2024? Yeah, I

219:56

technically did, didn't I? Had my

219:58

endoscopy today. At least it's only mild

220:01

esophagitis, but they took a biopsy to

220:03

see if it's become Barretts

220:09

of All right, let me do this. I just got

220:11

to sell a couple things. Sell some

220:13

modules and

220:16

stuff. Access suit upgrade. See how much

220:19

they want for this one.

220:22

35,000. Nah, I don't need it. It's fine.

220:24

I'll just get them for

220:27

free. I don't know. Favorite game of

220:30

2024.

220:32

H. I might have to go to my game

220:36

tracker just to double check. All right,

220:39

here we go. Scatter

220:42

blaster makes a shield module.

220:46

I don't want to sell this geology

220:51

cannon. Oh, damn it. Oh, I did sell the

220:53

wrong one. Crap. Oh, crap. Crap. Crap.

220:56

Crap. Crap. I think I I think I just

220:57

sold the wrong one. I think I sold

221:00

uh Yeah. Damn it. I think I sold the

221:03

wrong thing. Crap. That's okay. All

221:05

right. Well, it is what it is. All

221:07

right. Here we go. Got to get my nozzle

221:11

on. Let's see.

221:15

All right, that's probably inefficient.

221:17

Damn it. I think I sold the wrong one. I

221:18

knew I should have checked first.

221:20

Crapnuts. The worst kind of

221:22

nuts. Okay. All right. So, we got all

221:25

this stuff.

221:28

Um, what else is there? So, this is

221:30

prepackaged advanced mining laser. We'll

221:33

put that right

221:36

there. Man, I bet I did. I bet I sold

221:38

that when I wasn't supposed to.

221:40

Actually, you know what we could do?

221:42

Hold on.

221:43

Uh,

221:45

let's Well, no. I guess we'll I guess we

221:47

will keep that that

221:48

way. Sorry. I should probably explain

221:50

what I'm

221:51

doing. What if I don't feel like it? All

221:54

right. Um, scatter

221:55

blaster. Yeah, personal. Yeah, this is

221:58

this is what I was going to sell. The

221:59

personal force field. Uh, but I I sold

222:03

the other module by mistake. I don't

222:05

know. It's just it was like a shield

222:06

shielding module, but that's

222:08

okay. Make sure your nozzle is

222:10

lubricated properly before using. That's

222:12

correct. Let's go back to this jerk.

222:15

Give me back my stuff that I sold by

222:19

mistake. I'm not that worried about it,

222:21

though. All right, sell. All right,

222:23

let's see. That's for the scatter

222:25

blaster. Selling that. That's the

222:26

personal shield. Unless that was an

222:28

upgrade to the personal

222:31

shield. Okay, so you've got 3,000

222:34

nanites. Usually on expeditions, they

222:35

have a nanite requirement. So, we're

222:38

probably getting a head start

222:39

there.

222:41

Also, anyone got any fixes for the

222:43

Logitech G502 to stop it tipping

222:45

forward? When I press left mouse button

222:47

and right mouse button? You mean when

222:48

you press both of them at the same time?

222:50

It's tipping forward. That's peculiar.

222:53

Are your PTE feet worn out? Those are

222:55

little slider feet on the bottom of the

222:57

mouse cuz I think you can get

222:58

replacements if they if it

223:01

is. H how dare they put me in the game

223:03

without my express permission? Oh, hello

223:05

Reaper.

223:08

Uh yeah, there there was a new update

223:10

for Lord of the Rings Return to Moria.

223:12

Uh they even added a new DLC. It's it's

223:15

called Endcraft. Uh I wish it'd come out

223:17

like a week sooner, but so we could have

223:19

checked it out. But I actually bought it

223:20

today. Even if I'm not going to play

223:22

Return to Moria, I just feel like giving

223:24

those devs more money because the game

223:26

is great. Um, and I I really sincerely

223:29

hope that Epic paid them just like just

223:31

paid out the nose for for getting making

223:34

this game an EGS exclusive when it first

223:36

came out because I think it would have

223:37

done really really well on Steam. I

223:39

mean, granted, it's got good reviews on

223:40

Steam now, but man, I just I really hope

223:43

they they got paid very very well uh to

223:45

be on EGS

223:48

first.

223:51

So, soft. Okay. So, to make bone broth

223:54

and the nutrient processor, put soft

223:55

bone marrow in two of the three slots.

223:57

To make soft marrow, just put two

223:58

fossils in a slot. Oh, okay. Gotcha. No,

224:01

just bought to replace the G600 since

224:04

middle mouse button broke on that. Yeah,

224:05

I I don't know. I have a I have a G502,

224:09

but I' I've never experienced like a

224:10

tipping problem with

224:13

it. Do you have like long sensual

224:16

fingers? Oh, you could try adjusting

224:18

your grip maybe. I don't know. Oh, maybe

224:22

I'll maybe I'll go get my G502 out and

224:24

I'll I'll try to see what you

224:26

mean. Sluru says, "My headphone broke.

224:29

What do you use?" I have to be honest.

224:30

Like most of my peripherals are all

224:32

Logitech G. Uh they are a sponsor of the

224:34

channel, but uh the specific headphones

224:35

I'm using right now are the uh I think

224:38

it's the Pro X2 headset. Uh let's see.

224:41

Logitech G. Uh let's take a look here.

224:45

Yeah. So full disclosure again, Logitech

224:48

is the sponsor of the channel. So, uh,

224:50

let's see if we go to shop and let's

224:52

see. PC headsets. I am using the Pros, I

224:55

believe they're called. Uh, where is it?

224:58

Where is Where is it? Uh, yeah, the Pro

225:02

X2. This guy right here. So, uh, they're

225:04

kind of Wait, no, I might I might be the

225:07

Pro X's. I think I have I think I have

225:10

the X2s, but I think I haven't started

225:11

using them yet. I'm waiting for these to

225:13

get worn out, which I don't think they

225:14

will anytime soon. But, uh, yeah. Hold

225:16

on. Let me see. Uh, do they still sell

225:19

the Pro X? Yeah, it's this guy. This is

225:22

the guy I'm using right now. I have I

225:24

have the X2s. I have a set of the X2s

225:26

and A50s

225:27

and a couple other headsets. Yeah, I

225:30

have these guys right here, the uh Pro X

225:32

wireless. These are 160. Uh, I'm these

225:34

are the ones I'm using right now. I

225:36

don't I don't use the built-in um I

225:38

don't use the built-in microphone

225:39

because, you know, I use a microphone

225:42

here. But, uh, I like these a lot. Yeah,

225:43

they're they're pretty lightweight. Uh,

225:45

I wear these six to seven hours a day,

225:47

you know, five to six days a week, and

225:49

they they don't make the sides of my

225:50

head hurt. They don't make my ears hurt.

225:52

Uh, you can get uh you can they come

225:54

with two different uh basically earphone

225:56

pads. You can either use the

225:58

leatherrett, I think they call it, or

225:59

the cloth. I much prefer the cloth.

226:01

They're a little more comfortable for

226:02

long-term usage. But, uh, yeah, it's a

226:05

Pro X Wireless. Uh, if you're thinking

226:06

about, uh, maybe picking up a pair, do

226:09

some comparison shopping because you

226:10

might be able to find them cheaper on

226:11

Amazon. But uh you can use promo code

226:14

Captain Richard to get 10% off. So it

226:16

may actually it might actually make it

226:18

cheaper than Amazon or Walmart or

226:19

whatever. Yeah, feel free to do some

226:21

comparison

226:22

shopping, but these are the ones I'm I'm

226:25

literally wearing right

226:28

now. Uh let's

226:31

see. Yeah, yeah, G502 tipping forward. I

226:34

can't I can't say that I would be

226:36

familiar with that being a problem on

226:38

those

226:41

H

226:43

okay. Uh, can you hear your own voice

226:45

when you talk? I had a really nice set

226:47

of Sennheiser headphones and they were

226:48

so good I couldn't hear my own voice.

226:49

Drove me uh crap nuts. Uh, yes. I am

226:52

using what's called in-ear monitoring of

226:54

my own voice or self-mic monitoring. So,

226:57

I can hear myself in my headphones. And

226:59

I know some people if they're if they're

227:01

not used to broadcasting, they they it

227:03

might feel like it's a weird concept

227:05

being able to hear your own voice. But

227:06

long term, if you ever get into any kind

227:08

of semi-professional or professional

227:10

environment, you will want to be able to

227:11

hear yourself through your headphones.

227:13

So, uh, yeah, I mean, if you're just

227:15

doing some gaming or whatever, probably

227:17

not. But broadcasting like I am right

227:18

now on Twitch, you're going to want to

227:20

be able to hear yourself. And like I

227:22

said, that's called self monitoring or

227:23

mic monitoring or, you know, in-ear

227:26

monitoring or whatever you want to call

227:27

it. So, yeah. Uh, I tried in-ear

227:31

monitoring, but it was slightly delayed.

227:32

Yes. If you try to just use that uh say

227:35

like you don't have an external mixer or

227:37

anything like that, you just try to use

227:38

uh Microsoft's own uh you know mic

227:41

monitoring, it's delayed uh which is not

227:44

fun, right? It's because it's you know

227:45

it makes it hard to talk because you're

227:48

hearing a delay of your own voice. But I

227:50

am using I'm using this contraption

227:52

right here which is called a go XLR and

227:54

there are other digital mixers out there

227:56

as well but this is the one I use. Uh it

227:58

allows you to do uh self monitoring in

228:00

real time. So there's literally, you

228:02

know, I don't know, micros secondsonds

228:03

of delay. You know, it's however fast

228:05

electricity travels from that mixer to

228:07

my head because it goes from this

228:09

microphone, then it goes into my mixer,

228:11

and then it goes both to the computer

228:12

and my headphones at the same time. So I

228:15

can hear what I'm saying. Oh, yeah.

228:19

Yeah, exactly. That's right. So yeah,

228:22

but uh yeah, in any professional

228:23

application, you're going to want to

228:24

hear yourself. You can even adjust it.

228:26

Like I wish I could show you uh my butt.

228:29

No, I I I wish I could show you my mixer

228:30

interface, but it's a it's it's a

228:32

hybrid. It's got a physical outboard uh

228:34

mixer, but then it has like a digital

228:36

mixing interface as well. And I could uh

228:39

let's

228:43

see. Would you would you like to see it?

228:46

I can I can show it to you right now if

228:47

you'd like to. Do you want to see it?

228:50

Hold on. Maybe I can do this. Uh if you

228:53

want to see what it is that I'm seeing.

228:55

I don't know if anyone ever are curious

228:56

about what like stuff goes on behind the

228:58

scenes. Uh let's see. Let's do

229:11

control. Hope I don't kill my stream

229:13

doing

229:15

this. There is

229:18

that. Whoops. I I think I just turned my

229:21

stream off. Am I still live? I hope I'm

229:22

still live. Okay. Uh there is that.

229:28

[Music]

229:29

So all right, cool. Let's uh sorry,

229:32

we'll just take a little uh technical

229:33

aptitude break. Uh let's see here. And I

229:37

will show you. Um so that was I showed

229:39

you the physical mixer. So here's what

229:41

the digital display looks like. Uh so

229:44

yeah, this is basically the the software

229:46

that runs my Go XLR. But you can see

229:48

here outputs has line out, headphones,

229:50

and then mic monitor. So mic monitoring

229:52

is is how much of myself I can hear in

229:54

my headphones. Uh if you do you want to

229:57

see it? Yeah. So this is this is the Go

229:59

XLR. They uh the company still makes

230:01

these although I don't know if they're

230:02

still doing software development for it

230:04

but yeah. So this is literally the mix

230:06

I'm using right now. And it's kind of

230:07

cool because I have physical

230:09

motorized. Um I can actually uh you know

230:12

I can adjust everything on the fly. Like

230:14

I guess Oh I was I was I was wondering I

230:18

like well hey wait a minute why aren't

230:19

the faders moving? I know they're

230:20

moving. That's right. This is a

230:21

screenshot that I just took for my

230:23

screen PC. Smart and dumb at the same

230:25

time. You know what I mean? But anyways,

230:27

uh so yeah. So this is this is the like

230:29

the the headphone volume like what I'm

230:31

hearing for all my inputs and stuff. And

230:33

then mic monitoring is how much of my

230:35

own headphone? I'm sorry, my own

230:36

microphone I can hear in my headphones.

230:39

Shame. Yeah, I was like shame. It's like

230:41

I'm moving the slider. Why isn't this

230:43

working? But yeah, mine mine has uh like

230:45

motorized faders with fader tracking.

230:47

And it's actually it's actually a really

230:49

neat piece of kit. Uh what is bleep?

230:51

Bleep is when I say, "Hey man, go

230:53

yourself." Yeah, that's when I got to

230:55

bleep things out. It's like I'd love to

230:57

Shawn Murray right in his and I'd loved

231:00

him to just all over my face and my

231:02

back, you know? So just uh you know, so

231:06

that's what Bleep is for. My apologies

231:08

to Shawn Murray. Please know I'm a fan.

231:11

Probably a little too much. So

231:13

we're very excited to see her come

231:14

online and have you guys play with her.

231:16

But yeah, if you want to play with her,

231:17

you can uh I don't know, watch me in

231:20

front of an entire crowd, you know.

231:23

So, there are others uh there are other

231:25

uh digital mixers out there, but I

231:27

really like the Go XLR. It's uh it's

231:29

it's been a it's been a great piece of

231:30

kit. Um and it's way better than trying

231:32

to use like the Windows mixer and stuff

231:34

and then you have to set up uh like AIO

231:36

drivers and all sorts of

231:41

stuff. Yeah. It's like I want you to

231:44

draw draw a map of the Galapagos Island

231:46

on my forehead. All right, so let's

231:51

see. Gosh. All right, so let's continue

231:54

on with the expedition. We're on to

231:55

phase uh phase

231:57

two. Report to the second GPS dig site.

232:00

All right, let's do it. Hey, Mammon.

232:02

Welcome. Oh, that's right. Wait, hold

232:04

on. First things first. Yeah, let's go.

232:05

Let's go. Um uh let's see. What do you

232:08

use for changing voices? Same. Yeah.

232:10

Yeah, it's like it's like Yes, I'm using

232:12

the Go XLR to make things sound a little

232:15

more intense.

232:18

Or maybe you can hear me when I'm doing

232:20

strange geck voices. I'm a G.

232:29

Sorry. Yeah, it's just it's got uh Yeah,

232:31

it's basically a mixer. It's got the

232:33

It's got the sampler, you know, if I

232:35

want to play samples.

232:40

Yeah, it's got it's got a voice changer.

232:42

It's got uh some, you know, EQ,

232:44

compression, some other post-processing,

232:46

uh post effects, if you will. So, yeah,

232:49

they they were on sale for I think less

232:50

than 400 for a while. I don't know how

232:52

much they go for on Amazon now or

232:54

Sweetwater, whatever. But, uh yeah, mine

232:57

was sent to me courtesy of Helon Gaming

233:00

when they were around, and I've been

233:01

using it um ever since. Yeah, but let's

233:03

do this. Uh let's go ahead and pledge

233:06

for the Alien RPG kit. All right, so

233:08

let's do

233:09

this. Okay, so yeah, like I said, this

233:11

is Alien the role playing game evolved

233:13

edition. Uh they've had 6,643 backers,

233:16

and I think uh yeah, because we're doing

233:18

an early pledge, I'm going to get the

233:20

patch that I will stick in a shoe box

233:22

and never look at

233:24

again. Cap. Yeah. Has a really very high

233:27

pitched nasely voice, but uses tons of

233:29

compression. Yeah, I don't sound like

233:30

this in real life. I sound like a bigger

233:32

geek in real life. Is it a board game?

233:34

No, it's an RPG. like a pencil and paper

233:36

RPG that's based on the alien universe.

233:39

Yeah. All right. So, let's do this. Let

233:41

me uh let me log in real quick here. Uh

233:44

hopefully I can remember my my

233:48

password. Let's

233:50

see. Okay. Uh oh gosh. Do I remember my

233:54

password? I think it's one, two, three,

233:57

four,

233:59

five. That was actually it. Wow. I I

234:02

mean, no, it wasn't. Shut up. Uh let's

234:04

see. Yeah. What do we do? Don't log into

234:05

my my my account. All right. Uh let's

234:09

see.

234:10

Okay. So, let's see. All right. So,

234:13

yeah, this project is 27

234:17

2783%. Uh let's do this. Okay. So, yeah.

234:20

So, they have, like I said, they have

234:21

different pledges. They had like just a

234:22

digital copy of the core rule book, the

234:24

physical copy. Uh Rapture Protocol

234:26

cinematic adventure set, which is

234:28

basically like, you know, for preset uh

234:30

adventures. Uh let's see. the evolved

234:32

core rule book standard edition, the

234:34

miniatures set, uh the book and

234:37

miniature set, the collector's edition

234:38

of the core rule book, the company

234:40

bundle, the xenomorph bundle, and then

234:42

the engineer bundle, which is the one

234:44

I'm about to pick up, uh it is uh oh, it

234:46

was 398 bucks, but due to uh well, it's

234:49

in insect Swedish croner. Uh but

234:52

because, you know, of different uh

234:53

currency exchanges, it's now $398. H

234:56

we'll have to do a whole another round

234:57

of uh stream fund. No. All right, so

235:00

let's do this. Yeah. Let's go to

235:01

details.

235:04

H. So, yeah. So, this is going to have

235:06

Yeah, basically this is the whole kitten

235:08

kaboodleoodle that's going to have all

235:09

the different things and all sorts of

235:11

stuff. Oh, yeah. But, you know, they

235:12

have add-ons and stuff. I don't know.

235:13

I'll do that later cuz like I said, um I

235:16

may I may want to do some of the they

235:19

have they have um basically like digital

235:22

versions for Roll 20 and Foundry which

235:24

are like basically kind of like online

235:26

role playinging systems for for playing

235:28

role playing games on the inter tubes.

235:31

Uh but let's do this. All right, let me

235:32

I'm going to pledge right now. Hold on.

235:34

I'm gonna I have to cover this up. I'm

235:35

not sure if it's going to show my

235:36

address. Um all right,

235:40

continue. Yes. So, let's see.

235:45

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Optional

235:49

add-ons. Yeah. So, they have they have

235:51

all these different add-ons. Yeah. See,

235:53

it's stuff like starter set. Uh VTT

235:55

module. Uh these are all modules for I

235:58

think that's alchemy, I think. I think

236:00

Yeah, that's roll this is roll 20. I

236:02

think that's foundry demilane module.

236:05

Yeah. So, these are all the different uh

236:06

basically platforms that

236:09

will b I guess you could say it's kind

236:11

of like it's kind of like an add-on um

236:15

that it's like a digital add-on for the

236:17

platform if you want to play say through

236:19

Foundry or Roll 20. I think when we did

236:21

the D&D stream, we did uh we did I think

236:24

we did Foundry, I

236:28

think. Um I don't know, Zero Gravity.

236:31

I'll have to look it up. I'll have to

236:32

look it up. But uh so yeah, but I'll

236:35

I'll go through this later. I just I I

236:36

haven't quite figured out what platform

236:38

I'm going to ask Very what our DND

236:40

stream was done on. I can't remember if

236:42

it was Roll 20 or if it was done on

236:44

Foundry. So yeah. So ideally then what I

236:46

would do is not not just the physical

236:48

copies, but I would get the uh say like

236:50

the Foundry VTT module for the game. So

236:53

whenever we stream this live, uh we

236:56

would have the live, you know, basically

236:57

the digital interface to stream. That's

236:59

what we did for D and D. Like I said,

237:00

I'm kind of new to this, but uh again,

237:03

I'm very familiar with the universe, but

237:04

I'm I'm actually still kind of new to

237:06

streaming RPGs. I used to play uh quite

237:10

a bit a RPG called Rifts, if anyone

237:12

knows that one from Palladium Books, but

237:14

I never never tried streaming it before.

237:15

And we've never done it digitally. It

237:17

was always in person, right? So, all

237:18

right. But I'll look at this. I'll look

237:20

at this a little bit later. So, yeah.

237:22

So, give me a sec. I have to uh enter my

237:24

credit card

237:27

information. Uh, let's see. Continue to

237:30

payment. Okay. All right. Let's see. I

237:33

have to

237:42

see. Let me just uh stream my credit

237:45

card information because that'll go over

237:49

[Music]

237:50

well. Okay. So, there is that. All

237:53

right. So, yeah. So, the total pledge

237:56

right now is

237:58

$397.90. That doesn't include shipping,

238:00

which is another 25 to 30 bucks. They

238:02

they already they already said what it's

238:04

going to be for the US. Uh, let's do

238:06

this

238:08

pledge. All right, Chad. I'm pledging

238:10

now. Like I said, I'd show it to you,

238:12

but my credit card information is on the

238:15

screen. All right. Well, there it is.

238:18

Yeah. Oh, I just missed the confetti,

238:19

but yeah, there it is. So, uh, just

238:21

backed Alien RPG Evolved Edition and

238:23

Rapture Protocol. uh the biggest pledge

238:25

that they have like sort of like the

238:27

retailer pledge which is the engineer

238:29

pledge. So there you go. So there is

238:31

that and I'll tweet about that a little

238:32

bit later. I could do it now but I kind

238:34

of want to get back to the game. It's

238:36

it's a series of tubes. Uh Rifts has

238:39

great art but terribly inconsistent

238:41

rules. How so? I mean they they updated

238:43

the core rule book but when you say

238:45

inconsistent is because the core rule

238:47

book and then their all their expansion

238:48

books don't agree on stuff. Yeah. All

238:51

right. Cool. So hold on. Let's do this.

238:55

Uh, let's

238:57

see.

238:58

Okay. All right. Yeah, manager. I'll do

239:01

that later. I might do some of the

239:02

add-ons. So, there it is. Yeah, the

239:03

engineer bundle, which is the biggest, I

239:05

guess you could say, individual pledge

239:06

that they have. Uh, yeah, cool stuff.

239:09

So, yeah. So, chat, hopefully hopefully

239:11

in October. Uh, maybe maybe September,

239:14

but probably October. Yeah, all this

239:16

stuff should come in by September. Then

239:17

hopefully, yeah, October, we'll do some

239:19

spooky dookie stuff. Uh, September 2025.

239:22

So, I got to got to wait for a bit. But

239:23

like I said, they they already published

239:25

the previous edition. So, they they

239:27

already have a publisher and a printing

239:28

press and all sorts of stuff lined

239:30

up. But, uh yeah, I'm excited. Yeah,

239:33

very very cool stuff. Yeah, maybe we can

239:35

maybe we can read some of like the lore

239:37

stuff live on stream, you know, just

239:38

have like a just chatting stream and I

239:40

can show stuff. Uh they they did say

239:42

it's also going to include a a PDF

239:44

versions of everything. So, yeah, maybe

239:46

we could do that, huh? We can have like

239:47

an alien lore Wednesday or something.

239:51

All right. Very cool. But thank you.

239:52

Yeah, thank you very much everyone for

239:53

that. That was extremely kind of you.

239:55

And uh my goal is to repay that with

239:58

some very, very fun alien RPG streams.

240:01

All right, sweet. All right, let's do

240:02

this. Let's go back to No Man's Sky and

240:05

see if we can poke ourselves in the

240:09

eye. Clunk. Who is that? Oh, it's TJ

240:12

Halford. Hello, TJ. Welcome. Nice to see

240:15

you in game. Hello. Yeah, it's been a

240:19

while.

240:25

Yeah, just reading. Yeah, I think

240:28

actually I think that actually is a

240:29

category on Twitch now, isn't

240:32

it? Yeah, I think I think they I think

240:34

it's like around April's April Fool's

240:36

Day every year Twitch introduces a bunch

240:38

of joke categories, but uh some of the

240:40

joke category categories were so popular

240:42

that Twitch actually ended up adding

240:44

them. And I think I think just reading

240:46

is a

240:47

category. Wait, are the original writers

240:50

involved in this? How would it have

240:51

unknown lore? Uh well, the original

240:55

writer uh of the Alien, the movie Alien

240:58

is no longer with us. He he passed away

241:00

a long time ago. Um so yeah, it's just

241:04

whoever

241:05

whoever Well, I guess I guess they have

241:08

to get the license from Disney. You

241:10

know, it used to be 20th Century Fox.

241:12

They were bought out by Disney, so it's

241:13

basically Disney at this point. So the

241:15

stuff the the expanded lore that they

241:17

create would have to be, I guess,

241:20

I don't know, maybe run past whoever

241:22

does licensing. So, you can't be like,

241:24

it's like, oh yeah, that we got the

241:26

license for Aliens, but now we're going

241:27

to put a bunch of furry nonsense in here

241:29

or like, yeah, make it stupid. Like,

241:31

it's like, oh yeah, now officially Care

241:32

Bears exist in the uh in the Aliens

241:34

universe or something. So, yeah. I

241:36

wonder Yeah. I wonder if they have some

241:37

kind of I don't know, like checks and

241:40

balances system like whenever they put

241:42

out licensed content, someone reviews

241:44

the licensed

241:45

content. Uh oh, I'm sorry, Neoaro. Yeah,

241:48

if you want to post a link, just say,

241:49

"Hey, I need I want to post a link." Uh,

241:51

it's Oh, writing and

241:55

reading. I mean, I don't know. They were

241:57

kind of slimy versus furry. Hold on.

241:59

Yeah. So, it's What is it? The reading

242:01

and writing category. I'm I'll be lucky

242:03

if I finish phase two tonight. All

242:05

right. Hold on. Let's see. Directory.

242:07

Oh, yeah. So, the directory is called

242:09

writing and reading.

242:11

Warning. Threat detected.

242:15

Okay. H. So yeah, I mean, yeah, you

242:18

know, I I like I said, I think that this

242:21

one was maybe like one of those ones

242:23

that was a joke category for April

242:25

Fool's Day, but everyone's like, "No,

242:26

no, that's a great idea." Uh cuz people

242:28

listen to audiobooks all the time. So if

242:31

say like a streamer wants to read the

242:32

entirety of, I don't know, The Hobbit

242:35

live on stream, then, you know, why not?

242:37

It's it's no no different than just

242:39

chatting, except it's just chatting with

242:41

books. Yeah. Aren't you glad Disney is

242:44

making such good decisions lately? I

242:46

don't know. I just watched the trailer

242:47

for Andor season 2 and it looks pretty

242:49

good. So, I don't

242:51

know. So, I don't know. But yeah, that's

242:54

a you know, I know a little bit about uh

242:56

you know, copyrights, trademarks,

242:58

licensing, and the like. A true story, I

243:00

used to live right down the street from

243:01

the US Patent and Trademark Office. I

243:02

was actually going to try to get a job

243:03

there uh because I want to learn more

243:05

about the legalities of all that stuff.

243:07

Ended up working for an undisclosed

243:10

location

243:11

instead. But, uh yeah, so maybe we could

243:14

do that. We could we could do a day when

243:16

all those books come in to help me, you

243:18

know, of like think of, you know, plots

243:20

and stories and stuff. Maybe we can read

243:21

some of the lore stuff live on stream

243:23

and I'll be able to show it if they

243:24

include the PDF. I'll have to be careful

243:26

about that though. I don't know. Maybe

243:27

I'd have to ask permission to like show

243:29

parts of the the actual like core rule

243:30

book live on stream because technically

243:32

that's sharing copyrighted

243:34

content. I would absolutely watch our uh

243:38

hour segment VODs to fall asleep to

243:40

someone reading a good book, but I've

243:41

never liked ASMR. I go for audio books.

243:43

Yeah, people have always told me I got a

243:45

great face for audiobooks. Yeah, this

243:48

isn't Yeah, better. Much better. All

243:51

right, Charlie, I Let's see if we can

243:52

actually get through uh Let's see if we

243:54

can actually get through phase two

243:55

before the end of the stream. That's

243:57

weird. It feels like a Thursday to me or

243:59

Friday, but it's only

244:04

Wednesday. I'm excited, man. It's going

244:06

to be cool

244:08

stuff. Ah, crapsicles. Um crap. Am I How

244:12

am I doing on warp

244:15

fuel? Uh, hyperdrive still 80%. So, it

244:19

looks like I'm gonna have to make

244:20

multiple

244:21

jumps. Or or I could try to use some of

244:24

those nanites to improve the hyperdrive

244:26

range. Oo, why don't we do that? So,

244:29

it'll chew up less of my hyperdrive

244:32

fuel. Okay. So, yeah, if we can make

244:35

longer jumps, uh, say you would use 25%

244:38

or 20% of your fuel to make a certain

244:41

jump. If your jump drive is improved or,

244:43

you know, your stats are improved, you

244:44

can go further with the same amount of

244:47

fuel. Uh, does anyone know how to craft

244:50

bone broth and the nutrient processor?

244:51

Yes, someone just posted it's apparently

244:53

two bones makes uh bone marrow and then

244:57

it's a certain amount of bone marrow.

244:59

Crap. I can't remember the recipe.

245:05

Yeah, I've been considering rereading

245:06

The Hobbit, but maybe I should uh maybe

245:08

I should listen to the audiobook version

245:10

of

245:11

it. I'm going to go beat up this pirate

245:14

master real quick. This pirate bastard.

245:16

Hostile ships approaching.

245:20

All

245:22

right, there we go. Hostile ships def.

245:26

There we go. I just made 156,000 and got

245:28

a pirate transponder. Good job me.

245:31

Not bad for a an explorer with All

245:35

right, check this

245:42

out. Thank you,

245:49

Neario. Uh, Zero Gravity says, "I'm very

245:52

torn on liking wider alien lore. On one

245:54

hand, I love all these different

245:55

xenomorph variations, especially

245:56

something like kings, uh, rogue

245:58

especially. I find it very interesting

245:59

from imagination standpoint. On the

246:01

other hand, the original idea of

246:02

xenomorph being this perfectly

246:04

engineered life form, a supreme living

246:05

weapon is so appealing. It kind of

246:07

defeats the purpose of all these uh

246:08

casts, hives, etc. There's only room for

246:10

one perfect being. Well, I guess uh part

246:13

of the kicker is that it it it the the

246:15

the end result of a face hugger uh you

246:19

know attaching itself to a host organism

246:22

uh and the I guess the creature when

246:24

it's born or hatched or whatever you

246:27

want to call it bursts forth uh it

246:29

acquires some traits of its host

246:31

organism right and that was established

246:32

in uh in you know alien one two and

246:36

three to you know to I guess you could

246:39

say some degree like for instance the

246:41

dog alien

246:42

uh or depending on which version of the

246:43

movie you watch, the the the bull alien

246:46

uh was definitely a different shape than

246:47

some of the regular drones and warriors,

246:49

right?

246:51

So, seriously, with your temperament

246:53

voice, I could absolutely see you cold

246:55

calling. And we're on third and fifth

246:56

down. And looks like they're going for

246:58

it. And he missed the punt and everyone

247:00

in the audience hates him. All right,

247:02

the team's up for scoring a field goal

247:04

with the hockey puck. And and look at

247:07

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247:09

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247:35

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see. And the players could run the bases

249:15

with the bats and you throw that bat at

249:18

them like a dodgeball. Look, if you can

249:19

dodge a bat, you can dodge a

249:23

ball. All right, here we go.

249:26

Um, okay. Starship shield module,

249:31

hyperdrive,

249:33

cyclron. Uh, oh well, look at this chat.

249:37

We actually, man, this station doesn't

249:40

really have anything good in the way. I

249:41

mean, it has one C-class, but I I would

249:43

argue that's not even worth getting. It

249:45

wouldn't be

249:47

a Oh, look at that. Yeah, this this

249:49

station doesn't have hyperdrive modules.

249:52

one. Yeah. Free cup with every purchase.

249:55

Yeah, it's in yellow or white to let you

249:57

know how full it is when you're using

250:00

it. All

250:01

righty. Okay. So, kind Yeah, it kind of

250:04

busted out on this base. I guess we have

250:06

no choice. I guess we'll have to make

250:07

multiple

250:09

jumps. I believe it was mostly three

250:11

which establish inherited traits. Uh two

250:14

is more about telling about the hive and

250:16

queen. True. True.

250:22

Uh, also the individual aliens became

250:24

much less of a threat, which I don't

250:26

enjoy. However, I like the design. Yeah,

250:28

but I guess I guess the concept is, you

250:30

know, let's put it this way. Had if

250:32

Hadley's Hope only had one xenomorph uh

250:35

and you know, the Colonian Marine showed

250:36

up, then it wouldn't have been a big

250:37

deal, right? You find the one xenomorph

250:39

and like, well, that was easy. So, yeah,

250:42

that's why they had to have more than

250:43

one to make it uh dangerous. You know,

250:46

Alien Isolation has a little bit of a

250:47

kind of a twist climax that, you know,

250:50

kind of relates to stuff like that. And

250:52

I probably just said too much, but

250:54

that's

250:55

okay. Yeah. And if you're peckish after

250:57

your shopping, come eat at our own Blue

250:59

Waffle House. You'll never eat here

251:01

again. It's like, yeah, Blue Waffle

251:04

House. Once was enough. Once was too

251:07

much. So, we'll have to see. Yeah, I

251:11

know. I know some some stuff gets a

251:13

little outlandish. Like I mean, dude, if

251:14

you want like really outlandish, hold

251:16

on, hold on. I'll show you. I'll show

251:18

you mine if you show me yours. No, I'll

251:20

show you this.

251:22

[Music]

251:28

Uh yeah, that's why that's why some of

251:31

the toys even even when I was a kid, I

251:33

thought some of the toys were a little

251:35

bit ridiculous. Um yeah, so like you see

251:38

like some of the toys that they had

251:40

here, they had the Yeah. the king alien,

251:42

the erected alien, the scorpion alien.

251:45

Uh, you know, they had the they had the

251:46

gorilla alien, they had a bull alien,

251:49

all sorts of stuff. Even some of the

251:50

video games actually did use some of the

251:52

some of the weirder like Darkhorse

251:54

comics aliens and the the toy aliens.

251:57

Yeah. Where the Colonian Marines didn't

251:58

even look like the guys from the movie.

252:00

Just some of that stuff was like really

252:02

really outlandish, right? But uh yeah,

252:04

you know, they had in the one of the

252:05

Alien versus Predator movies, they had a

252:07

predalien, which was like a it was a it

252:10

was a a xenomorph that had popped out of

252:11

a predator, and it was like basically a

252:13

big xenomorph that had like the weird

252:14

fang mouth kind of thing. All sorts of

252:17

stuff. Show up with your friend to get a

252:19

free filling for your free cup. That's

252:21

right. Yeah. Only Yeah. The free filling

252:24

is uh brown pudding. Yeah. Delicious

252:26

chocolate pudding. One free chocolate

252:28

pudding cup for every two individuals.

252:31

So yeah, you know, just but we'll have

252:34

to see. I'd like to think that um the

252:36

those uh it's the the people who made

252:39

the alien RPG based it mostly on the

252:42

first two movies. So I I think I think

252:44

we'll be I think we'll be safe and not

252:45

have to deal with anything stupid like

252:47

the uh like the alien hybrid from Alien

252:50

4 or Alien

252:54

Romulus. So all right, let's do this.

252:56

Let's go. Let's start teleporting.

253:00

Yeah. Yeah. That's so Yeah. So, it feels

253:02

like and I don't disagree. Yeah. Alien 3

253:04

showed that they take the carrieris of

253:05

the host and like I said, Alien 3 or

253:08

Yeah, Alien 3 did the same thing and uh

253:10

or no, I'm sorry. Yeah, Alien versus

253:13

Predator 2 did the same thing that Alien

253:15

3 did. Yeah, it was it was one of those

253:18

I don't know. I kind of liked Alien

253:20

versus Predator 2. Yeah. See, our jump

253:22

range is kind of low. So, this is going

253:24

to chew up all my launch fuel. But if we

253:26

can go to another station and try to

253:28

increase the size or the the

253:30

capabilities of our hyperdrive, then we

253:32

can make some longer

253:38

jumps. Yeah. Yeah. Zero. Yeah. Alien

253:41

Isolation had the formula down. Hostile

253:43

ships approaching. Ah, crap

253:46

holes. Yeah. Alien Isolation got it

253:48

right, man. For sure.

253:52

probably to this day still the best

253:54

Alien Universe

253:57

game. And there's some, you know,

253:59

there's some pretty pretty good games

254:00

out there. You know, I I really enjoyed

254:02

um Aliens Colony Marines. Uh let's see.

254:07

There we

254:10

go. I have very very low DPS right

254:14

now. That's no reason why I can't

254:17

attack.

254:22

Okay, so that's a distress

254:29

signal. Here we

254:32

go. Stay on

254:35

target. I got to be careful not to shoot

254:37

friendlies.

254:50

Oh, boom. Oh, he Damn, I blew up his

254:53

ship and he blew up right into

254:55

me. Looks like there's still two

254:58

tangos. Do bogeies. Do jerks. There they

255:02

are.

255:11

Spotted. There it

255:13

is. And missiles away. Rockets, I should

255:16

say.

255:19

All

255:22

right. Oh, there he

255:27

is. There we go. Got him. He's pirated.

255:30

His last pirate ships.

255:34

I'm being

255:36

hailed. Okay. All right. So, this guy

255:40

says, uh, what is he saying?

255:44

Friend is best friend.

255:50

is large.

255:53

The life form who [ __ ] hold the life

255:57

form who must be the captain of this

255:58

freighter looks greatly relieved. They

256:00

gesture as if to welcome me aboard their

256:04

vessel. Okay, Chad looks like

256:07

navigational data received.

256:10

Okay, so it looks like I'm being invited

256:12

to take over. Uh, ooh, I think this is

256:14

an Enterprise

256:17

style. Hold on. Let's take a

256:20

look. Let's see. Sorry. Where's the

256:23

Where's the

256:24

hanger? I might be able to get ourselves

256:26

a free

256:28

freighter. Not going to lie, I was a

256:30

small kid during my watching of Alien 4.

256:33

Probably too young, and both my my and

256:35

my mother cried when Hybrid Alien got

256:37

sucked out into space. We liked it. It

256:38

was genuinely heart-wrenching to

256:40

experience. Yeah. Uh that's that's the

256:42

best part of the movie right there for

256:46

reasons. All right. So, let's see. We're

256:48

going to go talk to this uh captain and

256:50

see if he wants to give us this ship.

256:53

Maybe let it let us take it

256:58

over. I wanted weird humilian to be

257:01

happy.

257:06

God. All right. Here we go. Commander

257:08

Kubandak.

257:14

All right. So, this guy's very happy to

257:16

see me. It says here, "The small

257:18

creature chatters excitedly and hops

257:20

from one foot to the other. Gesturing

257:22

wildly around the bridge, they point

257:24

toward the control panel of their

257:25

freighter. They seem to be suggesting

257:27

that I take

257:30

command." All right. All right. Well, so

257:31

this is a this is basically a C-class

257:33

pile of crap, but it's a free pile of

257:35

crap. So, let's go ahead and claim

257:38

it. Okay, sweet. All right, let's take a

257:42

look. All right. Yeah, there it is. Hey.

257:46

Hey, it might be a little ship, but it's

257:47

at least a little bit mine. Looks It's

257:49

got I mean, I would fly this. Needs a

257:51

paint job, though. It's got guns on the

257:54

front. Like, it's got guns up there.

257:55

It's got some guns in the rear,

257:56

probably. Never mind.

257:59

Yeah, it's like a research vessel.

258:02

Sorry, I didn't mean to

258:05

yawn. It's the noise the hybrid makes as

258:07

it's being sucked out that it means I

258:09

can't watch that scene. What if you

258:10

close your eyes and just listen to the

258:12

sucking part? Yeah.

258:16

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.

258:21

[Music]

258:22

Vic, maybe. Jesus Christ. Did you really

258:26

go on for a solid 8 minutes about

258:28

dildos? Haha. 86 months. That's what

258:32

I've been paying for, folks. Oh, hi,

258:34

Triple D. Uh, what we should be 86ing is

258:37

this channel. All righty. So, cool. So,

258:40

I got myself a nice little spaceship

258:42

here. Freighter. As a matter of fact, we

258:44

need uh to get somebody to name this.

258:46

One of the perks I do for subscribers

258:47

here is the ability to name my ships.

258:50

So, if you're a subscriber here, type an

258:51

exclamation point, let me name, and

258:53

we'll have somebody name this ship. All

258:55

right.

258:57

Okay. Yeah. Owning a freighter. Good

259:01

stuff. Now, I'm not really going to do

259:03

much with this freighter. It's just a,

259:05

you know, it's just a great way to have

259:06

a little bit extra storage room if

259:10

anything. Ah, I didn't miss anything,

259:12

Blizzy. Just typical stream

259:17

weirdness. All right, we'll take a look

259:18

at it from the outside. And like I said,

259:20

type in an exclamation point. Let me

259:21

name quickly because we're going to let

259:22

somebody name it right

259:25

meow. What I really want is a new

259:27

spaceship. All right, so this is

259:29

it. Man, parked a little close back

259:32

there, buddy. Didn't you? Man, that one

259:33

in the back is a lot bigger, isn't

259:36

it? Look at that guy. Kind of wish I got

259:39

the the bigger one. But hey, small ship.

259:41

Got it for free. Why

259:43

not? I always wondered why you would

259:45

want a freighter. Uh well, yeah. I mean,

259:47

freighters, you can you can set up

259:49

freighers to have extremely long jump

259:51

ranges. Uh, you can they they become

259:54

basically a mobile base when you build

259:55

them out. Like, I don't even have a real

259:57

base in my main game. I have a but I

259:58

have a fully fleshed out freighter. It's

260:00

got teleporters. It's got a galactic

260:02

trade terminal. It's got system

260:04

scanners. All sorts of stuff. It's good

260:05

stuff. But, uh,

260:09

yeah. So, it's, uh, and if anything, I

260:12

mean, if you have a lot of stuff, man,

260:14

it's it's good for storing stuff.

260:18

Yeah. Dang. I kind of wish I'd gotten

260:19

the one in the back there with the big

260:21

the big uh I don't know goiter on the

260:23

front. All right. So, that's the bottom

260:25

side. Yeah. It's just a small freighter

260:27

ship. Uh your freighter versus the

260:29

freigher she tells you not to worry

260:31

about. Yeah. Tell me about it. Look at

260:32

that. Usually, yeah, usually when you do

260:34

these, you get the bigger ship, but uh

260:36

ah it's okay. I'm not worried about it.

260:37

Hey, despawns.

260:40

Welcome. All right. So, uh Okay, so

260:42

let's do this. Uh Richardbot activate.

260:45

Whoop. And the winner is boom. Uh ooh

260:48

trouble magnet. Trouble magnet. What

260:49

would you like to name my freighter? We

260:51

will rename it. Uh whatever you want.

260:53

Has to get through the word filter in No

260:54

Man's Sky and then the captain filter

260:56

because I have to keep it safe for

260:57

Twitch. Even though we've posted some

260:59

pretty horrible things in this game in

261:00

the past live on

261:02

Twitch. Xenomorph 69. All righty.

261:06

Xenomorph uh

261:08

69. That's the uh that's the call sign.

261:12

Boom. All right. Thank you,

261:14

troublemot. All right, so let's see if

261:17

we can head to the space station. I need

261:18

to get a Oh, I need to get some caffeine

261:21

pills. Caffeine pills. This is a cool

261:24

looking station, isn't

261:27

it? Actually mildly allergic to

261:36

[Music]

261:40

caffeine. Just don't name it Britney.

261:42

Never.

261:50

Mm-m. Can you imagine? Can you imagine,

261:53

Vic, if I if I was going to get married

261:55

and I got married and then my wife, you

261:57

know, she's like, "Oh, let's have kids."

261:58

And it's like, "Okay, we have a baby

262:00

girl." And she's like, "I want to name

262:01

it Britney." And I'd have to explain to

262:03

her why in in a million years that will

262:06

never happen. You know, it's like,

262:08

"Well, why doesn't that it's I think

262:10

it's a nice name." It's like, "Not a

262:11

chance. Not a chance." It's like, "Oh,

262:13

is that cuz that stupid stream meme?"

262:15

It's like, "Yeah, kind of." So, yeah.

262:17

Instant divorce. I'd be like, "No, put

262:19

the kid back in. We're not We're not How

262:22

do you How do you get like a 10th

262:23

trimester abortion?" Or wait, no,

262:25

whatever it is.

262:28

Yikes. Yeah. Say for Twitch, who are you

262:30

and what did you do with Captain

262:31

Richard? Good

262:34

question.

262:37

Dang. Clunk. Don't the space stations

262:40

No. Oh, there's a player here. Oh, look

262:42

at that.

262:44

Neat. Talk to me,

262:47

buddy. All right. Interstellar spaceship

262:49

upgrades. All right. Hopefully, they

262:51

have hopefully they have

262:53

some. Man, I got the yons all of a

262:56

sudden. I got the yins. All right. H

262:58

C-class

263:01

hyperdrive.

263:03

Positron. Really? Another station that

263:06

doesn't have anything more than a

263:07

C-class hyperdrive module. Dang, that's

263:13

unfortunate. Uh, greatest change with

263:15

this update is the ability to tag

263:16

planets. Finally, right? Yeah, we

263:18

finally have that ability. Wow, talk

263:19

about asymmetric. Look at this guy's

263:21

ship. Yeah, that guy's looking at mine

263:23

and I'm looking at theirs. If you show

263:25

me yours, I'll show you

263:28

mine. Did you not sleep last night, Cap?

263:31

Did the Bad Dragons keep you up all

263:32

night? I I was up late watching um yeah,

263:35

what was it? I was watching I watched

263:37

the last of uh season five. I was like

263:40

halfway through it. I just I decided to

263:42

watch all of the rest of season five of

263:44

Lower Decks, the final season. And it's

263:46

sad, you know? It was It's a really

263:47

funny show, man. If you like Star Trek

263:49

stuff, it's it's a really funny show.

263:51

It's very uh self-reerential and make a

263:53

lot of, you know, a lot of jokes that

263:55

only really hit home if you know Star

263:57

Trek. I mean, you know, granted, I mean,

263:59

yeah, it's a funny show, period. But

264:00

yeah, it's a lot of Star Trek jokes, you

264:02

know. So, yeah, I think I only slept for

264:04

maybe like six hours last

264:09

night. But, uh, yeah, sadly, yeah, they

264:13

have 50 episodes. I hope they do a

264:15

movie, you know. I hope they do like a

264:16

lower decks movie. Yeah, maybe we can

264:19

start a petition for

264:22

that. Saltsburg. Oh, yeah. Um, Libto in

264:30

Oster maybe. I don't remember. All

264:33

right, let's do this. Get out of here.

264:35

Yeah, I need to keep working on phase

264:37

two

264:39

here. All right, so let's

264:41

see.

264:43

Okay, doing another jump here. Did you

264:46

say Lower Decks? Which stream? No, no, I

264:48

I didn't stream it live. I watched it. I

264:50

can't I can't stream the show. I'm just

264:52

saying last night I stayed up late

264:54

watching it. I was up till like 3:00

264:55

a.m.

264:59

So Oh,

265:02

wow. This is interesting. It's very red

265:05

in this

265:06

system. Empty planet.

265:10

Okay. All right. Let's see. I'll check

265:12

this space station for hyperdrive

265:22

upgrades. Yeah. this. Yeah, a couple of

265:24

these stations. Yeah, this looks like an

265:25

Elite Dangerous space station. I haven't

265:28

played Elite Dangerous in a long time,

265:29

and I kind of kind of It's kind of

265:31

getting that itch, you

265:33

know? Technically, you can stream it.

265:36

You just won't have a stream for long if

265:37

you do. Yeah. Didn't that didn't that

265:39

XQC guy basically he just started

265:41

straight up streaming a movie? Cuz he

265:44

probably got it into his head. It's

265:45

like, I'm such a big streamer, I can get

265:46

away with anything now. But yeah, he got

265:48

he got temp banned for it. Was that him

265:50

or was that another stream? There was

265:52

some streamer that was just like, "You

265:53

know what? Screw it. I'm just going to

265:54

start streaming a movie, you know, and

265:57

just watch a movie with people in chat."

265:58

But yeah, they caught a temp caught a

266:00

temp ban for it. I think I think it was

266:02

him. Weird dude. Uh, Lower Deck is

266:05

probably the only modern Star Trek

266:06

Modern spin-off I would want to watch.

266:08

The little clips I saw make it look

266:09

awesome. Yeah. Well, if you haven't seen

266:10

it, there's 50 episodes. Each episode is

266:12

about 24 minutes long. So, Oh, really?

266:16

She did that, too, Dr. J. Yeah. Just

266:18

when you you get these streamers, you

266:19

know, they get these egos. It's like I'm

266:21

it's like I'm so popular now I can just

266:23

do whatever I want on my Twitch stream.

266:24

They found out the hard way that Twitch

266:26

doesn't play games when it comes to

266:27

copyright. They basically, you know,

266:28

they basically just bent the knee to

266:30

the, you know, recording industry of

266:32

America few years ago for all the music

266:35

stuff. And

266:36

yeah, but uh no matter how big a

266:39

streamer you are, you got to abide by US

266:41

copyright laws. They make a cream for

266:43

that. I know. I have like seven

266:45

different creams for it. It's

266:48

itchy. Yeah, I've been pretty I've done

266:50

pretty well. I've never gotten a DMCA

266:51

strike. I've never gotten a channel

266:52

strike. I only got yelled at by my

266:54

Twitch partner manager once and that's

266:56

because I was tickling him and he said,

266:59

"Stop." I said,

267:04

"Fine." Okay, here we go. C-class

267:08

hyperdrive

267:11

module launch thrusters. Oh, here we go.

267:13

S tier hyperdrive. Yeah, there we go.

267:15

That's what we're looking for. Product

267:17

received.

267:19

Product received. All right, let's see

267:20

if we can get some additional range

267:22

here. Yeah, here we go. Hyperdrive

267:26

upgrade. Okay, sweet. Our range is now

267:30

662. So, warp efficiency 100% 232

267:34

lightyears gained. There we go. That was

267:36

a Yeah, so this is this is an S tier and

267:38

it only has, you know, the two stats,

267:39

but that's pretty common for uh for

267:41

hyperdrive upgrades. Hyperdrive upgrade

267:44

complete. Let's do put that there.

267:49

673. There we go. That should be pretty

267:51

good. All right. Starting to run out of

267:52

technology room, but that's okay. All

267:54

right. Now, we should be able to get to

267:56

the last location and uh maybe do longer

267:58

jumps for sure. How long is this

268:00

expedition? Are you asking how long it's

268:02

up for or how long is it to beat it? I'm

268:04

literally playing through it right now,

268:05

so I couldn't give you a firm number on

268:06

how long it takes to beat it. It's going

268:08

to be up for 6 weeks, though, and it

268:10

just came out today. Why don't we watch

268:12

some free movies on Steam? Sure.

268:15

I mean, so to be fair, Twitch did try to

268:18

have a I think it was called not stream

268:21

together, but it it was a way if you had

268:23

uh Amazon Prime uh you could you could

268:26

stream Amazon Prime movies to other

268:28

people in Twitch who had Amazon Prime.

268:31

It was a whole thing to try to get

268:32

people to, you know, basically sign up

268:34

for Amazon Prime. So, we did do it a few

268:36

times, but unfortunately, I I didn't

268:38

like the fact that it alienated a lot of

268:40

people. only about maybe I don't know a

268:42

half or a third of the people would be

268:44

able to actually watch the movies with

268:46

me where everyone else would be sitting

268:47

in chat be like wow this stream's great

268:49

I can't see or hear anything because I'm

268:50

not a prime subscriber. So it was a neat

268:53

concept but yeah it was uh it was a

268:55

little bit restrictive and I only did I

268:57

think I did a few TV shows you promoted

269:00

TV shows and then I stopped it because

269:02

yeah I just didn't like alienating

269:04

people. Oh, cooler says watch free

269:07

movies on stream. Yeah, I mean there

269:08

there are certain movies that out are uh

269:10

what what it's called in the public

269:12

domain where yeah, you can stream them

269:13

legally and it's fine. They're either

269:15

really old or really terrible. So yeah.

269:18

Yeah, it's called watch parties. That's

269:19

right. And I I like the concept, but

269:21

yeah, I just, you know, and I tried it a

269:23

few times and people be like, "Yeah,

269:25

Cap, I wish I could stick around, but I

269:26

can't see anything cuz well, I don't

269:28

have Amazon

269:30

Prime." Let's see.

269:32

Oops. Where is the expedition? Okay,

269:35

there it is. Sorry.

269:37

Let's see. There it is. I went the wrong

269:41

way. So, but yeah, what we do is uh we

269:44

do watch movies together on my Discord,

269:46

my digital living room, so to speak. So,

269:47

if you want to hang out and watch Return

269:49

of the King, that's what we're watching

269:50

this uh Sunday on Discord at 7:05 uh US

269:53

Eastern, which is I think

269:56

11. Yeah, 11:00 p.m. Universal time or

270:00

like midnight central European time. Why

270:03

not both? Really old and really

270:05

terrible. Yeah, it could be like Mystery

270:06

Science Theater 3000. I mean, that's

270:07

that that whole show is based around

270:09

watching really old crappy movies or

270:11

just really bad

270:13

movies. And even if you had Amazon

270:15

Prime, the content could be region

270:17

locked. Yeah, that's right. I forgot

270:18

about that. Remember, uh remember

270:21

children, uh always when you're when

270:23

you're doing expeditions, always land at

270:25

least land in the space station for the

270:27

rendevous points because there's a good

270:28

chance you might need to come back to

270:30

get something that you might have

270:31

forgotten. All right, let's do this.

270:39

It's a cool looking space station. I

270:41

really I did like the space station

270:42

update. I think it looks neat. Makes it

270:45

They look kind of a little more sci-fi

270:47

now, I guess you could

270:50

say. Yeah, sure thing, Stumble Foot. No

270:53

worries,

270:54

baby. Yes. Yes. Stack those C-class

270:58

high. Well, this one's a very neutral

271:00

colored uh space station. Look at this.

271:03

Yeah. Look at this. Kind of neutral

271:05

colors. Some Yeah. Some light bronze,

271:08

some metallic gray. I like it. This This

271:11

actually kind of looks like what a like

271:12

a realistic space station would look

271:14

like, doesn't it? That Yeah, it's just

271:16

got plain white

271:18

lighting. Yeah, I like this. Yeah, this

271:20

this this makes it kind of seem

271:22

realistic, doesn't

271:24

it? Some a little bit of RGB in the back

271:28

there. It's like a glimpse of the

271:31

future. Neat.

271:34

All right. I was just landing just to

271:35

land. So, uh, because again, anytime you

271:37

land in a space station, it gets

271:38

cataloged in your space station list, so

271:40

you can always teleport back to

271:45

it. Uh, that's interesting. Reaver, that

271:48

that would be a Discord issue.

271:51

Yeah. Yeah. Hello Babylon 5 or

271:55

DS9. Like I said, if you like Star Trek,

271:57

you really should watch Lower Decks. I

271:58

mean, if you like comedy, it's it's kind

272:00

of I'm hesitant to say it's like if you

272:03

took uh if you took Family Guy humor and

272:07

Rick and Morty humor, but then kind of

272:09

molded it into something more unique and

272:11

then made it all about Star Trek, that's

272:13

kind of what the the show is like. But I

272:15

honestly I I I found the Lower Deck's

272:18

writing to be better than uh Rick and

272:20

Morty. And then, you know, and then like

272:22

Seth McFarland has his own style of

272:24

humor, I guess you could say.

272:26

But

272:28

uh but yeah, it's like I said, if you're

272:30

if you're a Star Trek fan, it's it's got

272:32

a lot of jokes that reference a lot of

272:34

obscure Star Trek knowledge, so you can

272:36

kind of geek out while laughing at

272:38

stuff. All right, here we go. All right,

272:40

we're at the second

272:43

rendevous. Let's take a poo at the

272:47

rendevous. Damn

272:51

traders, just fire a warning shot across

272:54

our nose, not up it.

272:57

Oh, this guy needs help. He's not. Oh,

272:58

the communicator image sputters. The

273:00

signal weakening rapidly. Assistant

273:02

Yak's ship appears to be in urgent need

273:04

of repair. May not last another warp.

273:06

Give them a dihydrogen jelly. The life

273:08

form's eyes widen with gratitude. They

273:10

give me what they can what they can

273:12

spare before departing to repair their

273:13

ship.

273:14

Ah, okay. So, I increased my GE standing

273:17

by one, and they probably gave me some

273:18

nanites. Yeah. So, a little 72 nanites.

273:21

That's not bad for a dihydrogen jelly.

273:23

That's a good trade.

273:25

Wait, where am I going? Oh, here we

273:31

go. Yeah, the uh the season finale of

273:35

Lower Decks was a two-parter and they uh

273:38

throughout the final season they brought

273:39

in a lot of cameos and I was like, "Oh

273:42

crap, oh snap, doodly dab." They uh they

273:44

were bringing various people from

273:45

various Star Trek shows to have cameos

273:48

uh for what reason? I cannot say. I

273:51

don't want to spoil it.

274:00

Oops. Oh, this is a ruined planet. Vile

274:03

brood, copper, phosphorus, cobalt, and

274:05

high sentinel

274:07

activity. I have to be careful

274:10

here. Not seen it yet. But is Mart in

274:13

it?

274:18

M

274:20

no I no I don't I don't think

274:26

so. Yeah they had uh you know they had

274:28

like Vulcans and Klingons and all sorts

274:30

of typical stuff in there. Uh let's

274:34

see. Yeah. Yeah. Martukk was not in the

274:38

season the final season as a cameo. Ah

274:41

my nose is tingling.

274:46

I can't see nothing. Oh, it's night

274:48

time. Oh, it's like a very dark

274:49

nighttime on this planet. Just wink if

274:52

it was like the Lower Deck Star Wars.

274:54

Would that be an interesting crossover?

274:56

Uh Lower Deck Strange New Worlds

274:57

crossover. No, there there was no there

274:59

was no crossover stuff. Uh like live

275:02

action crossover stuff. They they had

275:03

already done that um last year or the

275:05

year before.

275:16

Okay. So, we're looking for the the next

275:18

dig location. What is that? That's one

275:22

of those blue sculpture

275:29

things. What is that? Is that Are those

275:32

oxygen plants or is that sodium? It's

275:35

sodium. The hell is that thing? Oh, it's

275:39

like a giant Oh, it's like a giant

275:41

turnup. It was a giant

275:44

turnup. Wow, that guy could take a

275:46

beating, man. I shot this guy with with

275:49

a spaceship turbo lasers and the guy's

275:51

like, "Yeah."

275:53

And yeah, he just is like, "Stop. It

275:56

tickles." Golly, that thing's tough.

276:00

Let's come around. I think that's the

276:02

dig site right there. Here we go.

276:08

Uh, let's

276:13

see. Uh, there was a crossover of Star

276:16

Wars attacking other sci-fi ships. Yeah,

276:17

there there was a YouTube channel that

276:19

put out they specialized in creating uh

276:21

these like crossover Yeah. videos where

276:23

it'd be like various ships like it would

276:25

be a fleet of various sci-fi ships

276:27

fighting other fleets of various sci-fi

276:28

ships.

276:36

Yeah. Yeah. You're you're

276:39

a Oh, there it is. So, this is the thing

276:41

I was trying to

276:43

kill. And you can see this thing is

276:45

like, "Please put me out of my

276:47

misery." Yeah, this we just got an

276:50

achievement. Least hospitable

276:53

planet. Yeah, that's smart. All right,

276:55

Zero Gravity, thank you for hanging out

276:56

and please do have a good evening. Oh,

277:00

more pirates.

277:02

This place is

277:03

deadly. JP, thank you so much for the

277:05

six months. Thank you for

277:11

that. Pew. All the pew pews. Yep. Yep.

277:15

Yep. I wish you could have like a I

277:17

don't know like like anti- shship

277:22

multi-tools. Fossil

277:26

bed. Wonder if I can Can I dig here?

277:33

Oh yeah, look at

277:35

that

277:39

Gibb. That guy just stole that guy's

277:41

find. Yeah, discarded

277:44

dirt. Let's talk to talk to Hold on.

277:46

Let's talk to the Wii guy here. All

277:48

right, hold on. Let's

277:54

see. All right, let's see. Where did

277:56

this guy go? All right, here we go.

277:57

Attendant Yavi.

278:03

The pale the

278:05

paleoontologist's breath condenses into

278:07

a frozen greeting. They're evidently

278:09

excited to see

278:13

meakan new worker friend at this site.

278:16

We research creatures osnav two legs.

278:20

Gratitude for or help friend

278:23

Canantius bones ble complete fossil

278:27

bula ancient creatures

278:31

daka. Excellent. We await your best two

278:35

legs

278:38

fossil. All right. So there we go. Weird

278:40

weird looking geck dude.

278:46

Uh, was thinking of getting it, but

278:48

Verdict for lower decks. I mean, all you

278:50

have to do is subscribe to uh Disney,

278:52

I'm sorry, not Disney Plus. Uh, was it

278:54

Paramount Plus has all the Star Trek

278:57

shows? Flack hand cannons. Yeah. All

279:00

right, let's

279:02

see. All right, let's collect this

279:05

reward. Biped fossil display plans.

279:08

Inventory slot times five GE words.

279:11

Okay, so we're learning more

279:12

GE, I guess. Gecks are the uh are the

279:16

you know the I don't know maybe the

279:18

dinosaur hunters of the

279:20

universe. Okay, let's upgrade that

279:23

place, that place, that place, and that

279:25

place, and that place. All right, so I

279:28

think I I don't really need any more

279:30

inventory room. Let's

279:32

sort. There we go. It's nice that they

279:34

added

279:35

[Music]

279:37

sorting. Okay, so let's take a look.

279:39

What's next in the addition? Uh collect

279:41

a complete fossil.

279:44

All righty. Uh, so I need to basically

279:46

it's having me make another one.

279:48

Reassemble a biped skeleton. I have to

279:50

discover more creatures. That should be

279:52

pretty easy. Uh, eliminate hazardous

279:54

flora. That's also pretty easy. Adopt a

279:56

companion. That should also be pretty

279:57

easy. And analyze recovered data. Huh.

280:00

Interesting. Okay, let's do it. Yeah,

280:02

let's see if we can knock out phase

280:04

two. All righty. So, let's do

280:08

this. There's a juicy grub there.

280:13

Units received.

280:16

There's something rolling around over

280:18

there. Units received.

280:25

Something like Yeah. least hospitable

280:27

planet. No

280:29

joke. There's something over there, but

280:31

I can't quite scan

280:33

it. Nocturnal

280:37

creatures. Yeah, it's very dark out

280:40

here. Oh, hold on. Oh, yeah. We got

280:42

weird stuff.

280:44

Units received.

280:47

Okay, expedition. So, this one's Yeah,

280:50

discover. I just need three more.

280:54

Yeah, there's another one. Unit

280:57

received. Can I receive your unit? All

281:00

right. There's something, man. There's

281:01

something skullking about down there,

281:02

and I can't I can't quite scan it.

281:05

Thermal protection falling. That's okay.

281:07

All right, let's do this. Life support

281:10

recharge. energy recharge. Uh, let's

281:13

see. Oh, I don't have any Oh, wait. I

281:15

can make some I think I can make some uh

281:17

ion batteries. Give me a sec. Uh, let's

281:20

see. Ion batteries. Yeah, cobalt and fer

281:23

dust. Let's make 10 of

281:25

these and use that to recharge my hazard

281:29

protection. Technology recharge.

281:33

Let's go ahead and get rid of this jerk

281:34

right here. Sizzle this guy to death.

281:39

Oh, getting Sentinel's getting mad at

281:47

me. There's some kind of creature over

281:50

there, but I

281:52

can't.

281:53

Yeah, there we go. Just had to

281:57

received. Okay, just need uh let's see.

282:01

I just need one more creature.

282:06

So, is there are there any more red dots

282:08

around

282:09

here? Maybe uh there might be some dal

282:12

creatures. Oh, yep. There's one right

282:13

there. Hold

282:15

on. Yeah, phase 2 seems like it should

282:18

go by pretty

282:19

quick. That's what I told her.

282:23

Anyways, target acquired. There it is.

282:26

Big bug. Unit received.

282:33

That thing looks like it's about to try

282:34

and sell me some car insurance. Yeah.

282:36

Hey, did you take your Artemis

282:38

translation chips on the expedition via

282:40

anomaly or did you get it while doing

282:41

the expedition? Uh these were part I

282:43

usually um I usually do expeditions

282:45

completely uh empty like I don't bring

282:47

stuff with me. I bring stuff back for

282:49

sure. Yeah, these translator chips were

282:51

in my suit when I started. So, Coco the

282:54

freak. Hopefully that answers your

282:59

question. Okay, now let's take a look at

283:03

this. If we go here, uh it said we've

283:06

discovered six out of 11 fauna. So, we

283:08

just need to discover uh five more and

283:11

then we can get nanites. Uh you do get

283:13

free nanites. Yeah, it says complete to

283:15

receive 2750 nanites and that's good.

283:18

So, we just have to keep

283:22

scanning. Yeah, we'll take a look at the

283:25

list. It would be a good way to get some

283:27

uh some extra nanites for free. That's a

283:30

weird thing.

283:32

Let's take a look at the fauna list.

283:35

Um, let's see. Okay, so the ones that I

283:38

haven't discovered yet. Common flying

283:41

dial only only during the day. Uh, rare

283:44

underwater, common

283:46

underwater. Common underwater and

283:48

uncommon underground. Okay, so the

283:50

underwater ones and the underground ones

283:52

are a little more

283:53

[Music]

283:55

annoying. So, there should be Yeah,

283:58

there should Yep, there it is. Right

283:59

there. Got him.

284:02

feel like I'm about to like like I said,

284:04

fire up the flat

284:06

cannon. Okay, so yeah. So, two

284:10

underwater. Oh, three underwater and one

284:13

underground. So, if we can if we can

284:15

find the last four, which you know

284:18

wouldn't be too hard. Uh but rare rare

284:21

underwater, that's that's going to be a

284:23

pain in the butt to find cuz typically

284:25

they're they're rare for a reason. You

284:27

have to swim around a lot and I don't

284:28

have the nautilon with me. Yeah, I would

284:30

get 2750 nanites. Would be pretty

284:35

nice. And where where would you find

284:37

water on this planet? All right, let's

284:38

take a look around. We're looking for

284:40

dino

284:43

bones, but this planet might not have

284:48

any dino

284:51

bones. Okay, so let's take a look at the

284:53

system map

284:55

here. H. Okay. So, looks like

284:59

salvageable scrap, noxious planet, icy

285:03

moon, salvageable scrap. Ah, here we go.

285:06

We have to go to this uh Eona

285:09

86S5 to find ancient bones. So, we're

285:11

going to target that planet. It's so

285:13

nice that they have target uh target

285:16

planet targeting now. Man, does this

285:19

game have an ending? Dinosaurus in a

285:21

way. Yes. Protection. Now we are in an

285:24

expedition which is kind of like a small

285:26

preset adventure that the company H my

285:28

nose is tingling allergies. Um it's uh

285:31

it's like a preset adventure which has a

285:33

finite ending to it. The game itself

285:35

does have a story to play through and an

285:37

ending of sorts and uh some people don't

285:41

think it's a true ending but I do I I

285:43

consider it to be the end of the end of

285:45

the

285:47

story as it's kind of intended so to

285:50

speak. Yeah.

285:54

Okay. All right. So, Chad, all right.

285:57

Quick show of hands. Should we try to

285:59

Should we try to locate the rest of the

286:00

creatures on this planet or we should

286:01

just go and uh do the dinosaur bones? Uh

286:05

cuz like I said, we're only four

286:06

creatures

286:08

away. Uh yeah, it's it's Well, this

286:11

whole game is pretty weird. And the

286:12

ending is also kind of weird. It's also

286:14

kind of neat,

286:16

too. Did the expedition just start

286:18

today? It did. ROM Hunter. Type in

286:20

exclamation point relics if you'd like

286:22

to see uh all the update info. Uh it's

286:24

on the Hello Games website. Yeah,

286:26

relics. You can watch the trailer and

286:28

learn about all the bone creatures and

286:30

bones and more bones and new big dudes

286:32

and stuff. So yeah, feel free to do that

286:34

when you have some

286:39

time. I mean, chat, we're only we're

286:41

only Oh. Uh oh. Warning threat. Uh oh.

286:47

Crap. Hold on. I might have to try to

286:49

alt tab again. Ah crap. I've got that

286:52

bug where it like lowers your frame rate

286:53

to like 15 frames per second when you

286:55

alt tab. I might have to log out then

286:58

log back in. Yeah, sorry. It's kind of a

287:01

visual

287:02

bug. The game is available to play with

287:04

friends. Yes, Javur or Yavur. Uh you can

287:08

play with up to four people in a

287:13

group. Crap. All right, let's see.

287:16

Where's my ship?

287:18

It might self-correct, but sometimes

287:20

Yeah, it's just a weird bug with the

287:21

game. Sometimes if you alt tab and come

287:23

back to it, your frame rate drops like

287:30

crazy. Uh like I'm probably getting like

287:33

maybe I don't know 30 FPS right

287:35

now. Just it's just a weird bug with the

287:38

game sometimes. Or

287:41

technology recharge. All right, let me

287:43

do this. I'm going to restart the game

287:44

real quick. Plus, I need to stand up and

287:45

take a stretch and then we'll be right

287:47

back

287:48

in rad. Oh, there we go. Radiation

287:50

protection and creature pellets. That's

287:53

good. Hey, Ninat. Thank you for

287:55

following. Welcome. All

287:59

right. Oh, I got a text

288:04

message. All right. Very

288:07

good. All right. So, let's do

288:10

this. Hop in my ship and hop out.

288:17

Okay. Yeah. So, let's do this. I'm I'm

288:18

simply just going to restart the game.

288:20

Should take me about 30 seconds. Uh,

288:22

quit to desktop. And yeah, like I said,

288:24

it's just some kind of weird I don't

288:25

know, like a graphics memory leak or

288:27

something. I'm not actually sure what

288:29

causes

288:35

that. There is that. There is that.

288:37

There is that.

288:39

[Music]

288:47

Okay, I'm restarting the game right now.

288:48

Thank you for your patience. Yeah,

288:50

maybe. Yeah, we could all take a

288:51

stretch, maybe drink some water, maybe

288:52

uh touch our own butts. Uh, let's see

288:56

here. Oh, yeah. All right,

288:59

so I watched Alien Romance this

289:02

afternoon. I enjoyed it. Well, that's

289:03

good, Danosaurus. I enjoyed it as well.

289:04

I wasn't a big fan of the ending. I

289:06

think they they kind of used too much of

289:08

a typical certain uh like a certain

289:11

movie trope. I don't want to say what it

289:13

is, but uh yeah, I just I don't know. It

289:15

just didn't didn't really didn't really

289:18

mesh with the whole rest of the movie in

289:19

my

289:21

opinion. Okay, here we go. Jumping back

289:23

in. Jumping back into the

289:26

expedition. All right, tell I'm not

289:28

going anywhere. I'm just going to stand

289:29

up and stretch. Oh, there we

289:31

go.

289:33

Ah, all righty. Ah, there we

289:37

go. Oh, my butt

289:53

cheeks. All

289:56

right. All right. There we go. Yeah, I

289:58

got a much better frame right now.

290:01

So, like I said, should we should we try

290:03

to find those last few creatures? Get

290:05

some extra nanites. Let's go to the

290:06

expedition. Let me cheat a little bit

290:07

here. See if I actually need to collect

290:11

nanites. Uh, catch a bone fish. Blown

290:15

fish. Have to scan

290:19

plants. Uh, excavate terrain. Excavate

290:23

ancient bones. Wow. I do have to do 80

290:25

ancient bones. That's a lot. Uh, sell

290:29

fossils. I have to make 2.5 million

290:31

selling fossils.

290:33

Okay. Uh Okay. So, it looks like it

290:35

looks like this time around we don't

290:37

actually have a requirement to collect

290:38

nanites. So, I guess yeah, I don't have

290:40

to worry about it this

290:42

time. Cuz it looks like there's only

290:44

four creatures left to discover, but

290:46

they're underwater. Uh yeah, found in

290:50

the north. It's common underwater, but

290:53

always uh active found in the north. So,

290:55

I'd have to go to the northish part of

290:57

the planet. Yeah, I guess we'll just

290:58

skip it. I can I can get nanites a

291:00

different

291:11

way. Director of raiding. Uh teotak.

291:15

That's

291:16

interesting. All right. Up and at them.

291:18

So that large dude on the side of my

291:20

ship, that's my systems scanner

291:26

array. I like the music. It's kind of

291:29

weird. When it says sell fossils, you

291:31

can make it easy by selling all the

291:33

displays you make. Yeah, I think I think

291:34

we'll go ahead and do

291:38

that. All right. So, let's see. We got

291:41

to

291:43

find Yeah, we got to find H. There it

291:46

is. So, there's the planet we're heading

291:47

to. So, we're going to head over

291:50

Yandereways. Yandere

291:55

ways. Yeah, we have to find 80 80

291:58

ancient bones. I might try to do a chunk

292:00

of those maybe between streams.

292:04

Technology recharge. Hopefully. Yeah,

292:06

hopefully they patch out the super loud

292:08

audio.

292:29

object of

292:31

interest. Ah, damn

292:35

traders. All right, let's

292:38

see. Oh. Oh, this guy wants dihydrogen

292:41

jelly. Okay. Yeah, this guy's going to

292:43

give us some Yeah, increased our

292:45

standing. And we're going to get some

292:46

nanites. Like I said, sometimes helping

292:48

those guys is worth it. 84 nanites for

292:50

helping that guy. That's enough to get a

292:51

C-class uh upgrade and all it took was

292:54

one dihydrogen

292:57

jelly. Appreciate everyone tuning in by

293:00

the way. I know a lot of people are

293:00

coming back because uh you know it's No

293:02

Man's Sky and uh some of you probably

293:04

were here collecting Twitch drops last

293:06

time they had Twitch drops. So, thank

293:07

you for returning. Uh we will play

293:09

through the expedition to its

293:10

completion. Then, like I said, uh we

293:12

will probably uh check out Adam Fall

293:14

after that. Ultra bad guy. Thank you for

293:17

the prime sub.

293:23

Welcome. Thank you for the two months

293:26

two months of putting up with me.

293:28

Yeah. And this planet's pretty far away.

293:31

My

293:33

goodness. Going full speed. So uh I do

293:36

use a couple mods for this game, but uh

293:38

one is mostly it's a graphics mod. So

293:41

you might have noticed I'm using the

293:42

Pulse engine, but you're not seeing like

293:43

all the all the debris, all the you know

293:45

the pulse lines. Um, I removed those

293:48

using a mod because it doesn't uh it

293:50

doesn't mesh well with encoders. You you

293:52

might watch another No Man's Sky

293:53

streamer and every time they pulse the

293:55

stream gets really pixelated. I use a

293:57

mod to remove those. And I I think it

293:58

still looks pretty good. You can see the

294:00

approach lines, the vector lines or

294:02

whatever they're called. Thank you,

294:04

Ultra Bad Guy. Yeah, volume went way up.

294:07

Yeah, it's apparently it's an audio bug.

294:09

And also, I'm noticing that Yeah, NPCs

294:11

aren't landing at space

294:13

stations for some reason.

294:18

Man, this planet is really far away.

294:21

It's It's a lava planet. We better get

294:23

all the bones we need before uh turning

294:25

this

294:30

in. Let's

294:33

see. I got some time to kill. I'm going

294:35

to look something up real

294:39

quick. Let's take a look

294:42

here. Uh more bad guys.

294:58

All right, man. We're almost there.

295:00

Finally, let's go to the other side.

295:02

We're going to go to the sunny

295:04

side. Sunny side

295:07

up. All

295:11

right. It's a lava planet. It's probably

295:14

going to be barren and

295:16

hot. All right, down to the big rock we

295:22

go. Wonder if this Okay, so I was just

295:25

about to ask if it has any atmosphere.

295:26

I'm starting to see atmosphere now.

295:28

Could be. Could be low grav low

295:31

atmosphere. Oh yeah, there you go. You

295:33

can see everything, you know, rendering

295:39

in. Got to find a safe place to land.

295:43

Yeah, there we go. It does have

295:44

atmosphere for

295:48

sure. Stay on target. Stay on target.

295:52

Stay away from those volcanoes. They do

295:54

erupt from time to time. Yeah, here we

295:55

go. A nice big

295:57

valley. All

295:58

right. In the pot. Five by five. Here we

296:02

go. Nice little landing

296:04

spot. I love the sense of uh I do love

296:06

the sense of uh you know exploration you

296:09

get in this game.

296:11

Pixie Tai says, "I'm MST. I'm Captain

296:15

Richard." Dad

296:17

jokes.

296:20

Yeah. Uh, I found a few trade stations

296:22

with no NPCs.

296:26

Really? Can you imagine? You get out of

296:29

you get out of your ship and you

296:30

instantly get eaten. What? Maybe I

296:33

shouldn't be an explorer in real life.

296:35

Yeah. L I just I like I said, I just got

296:37

out of my ship.

296:40

There's a plant. Carnivorous plant

296:42

trying to eat my face. Ow. Speaking of

296:48

which, all right. 10 hazardous flora

296:54

eliminated. Okay. So, let's go ahead and

296:56

turn that in. Expedition phase reward.

296:59

So, there we go. That was part of phase

297:05

two. All right. Let's see. Okay. Okay,

297:08

toxic protection. That's good. We will

297:10

put that right

297:11

there. Um, and radiation protection.

297:15

We'll put that right there. Cool.

297:16

Getting nice and protected. Dormant

297:18

paint shade bulbs worth

297:20

722,000. Approximately,8 years old, a

297:23

powerful medicinal herb, this plant

297:25

could hold the key to developing the

297:26

cure for the common cold. It should be

297:28

deposited at a responsible cloning unit

297:30

immediately. Yeah, I can imagine finding

297:32

the cure for the common cold.

297:35

Uh, so Cam, I take it uh you've played a

297:38

lot of Starcraft 2 back in the day.

297:39

Yeah, I didn't really play much

297:41

multiplayer, but yeah, I played through

297:43

all all the Starcrafts uh Starcraft 1

297:46

and two, all the expansion stuff as

297:48

well. Maybe it just tastes delicious.

297:50

Ah, is a very tasty. Yum, yum, yum, yum.

297:56

Just out here harvesting bones. Yeah.

297:59

Going to go to a Turkish bath house and

298:00

do the same

298:02

thing with all the Starcraft voices you

298:04

do. Yeah. Yeah. Fire it up. Yeah. I just

298:07

You're right. And some of that some of

298:08

that stuff is like burnt into my soul,

298:10

right? In the rear with the

298:15

gear. You notice that, huh? Yeah.

298:17

Sometimes I like to do Hold on. Where is

298:20

it? No. just be like my life

298:25

raro

298:27

adun just yeah some of those uh protos

298:30

voices I used to really love I it was

298:32

years ago I used to do protection used

298:35

to do yeah I used to do a lot more like

298:36

protos voices

298:38

we require more vespian gas yeah doesn't

298:42

it sounds like it doesn't

298:46

[Music]

298:48

it carrier has arrived indeed

298:53

I like to try to do some of the Zerg

298:55

ones, too. Spawn more overlords, you

298:57

know, all that stuff. Yeah, it's I

299:00

played I played a lot of Starcraft, too.

299:02

A lot of Starcraft in general. Yeah,

299:04

they're just they're just fun games.

299:05

Starcraft, you know, those they're RTS

299:07

games. They get pretty difficult towards

299:08

the end. My goodness. But, uh yeah,

299:11

they're just they're just fun games with

299:12

a good story. It's even if you don't

299:15

like the RTS genre, it's hard to argue.

299:17

And there's uh they do actually have

299:19

pretty good stories.

299:21

Yeah, good voice acting, too.

299:27

What? Yeah. What did the They had some

299:30

like They had a Russian guy. It was like

299:32

cru was it like battle cruiser

299:34

operational. That kind of thing.

299:36

Starcraft is the first online game I

299:38

played back in 97.

299:41

Manh. See, I'm only 21, but I enjoy I

299:44

enjoy retro

299:46

gaming. Yeah, I swear. All right. Well,

299:48

before we get burned alive on this

299:50

planet, let's take a look

299:51

around. Uh, let's

299:54

see. I have to scan plants. Yeah, don't

299:57

we forget to scan

299:59

plants. Although, I'm not sure how many

300:02

plants, living plants we're going to

300:04

find here. Hold on.

300:07

Let's I think we have to scan 10

300:10

different plants. Unit

300:14

received. Units received.

300:19

Units received.

300:22

I like these like tentacle plants. It's

300:24

like it's like underwater or well, it's

300:27

like it would be like almost like

300:28

something underwater, but it's not

300:30

underwater.

300:32

Okay. So, this uh this planet probably

300:36

has activated metals because if I'm not

300:38

mistaken, these uh have storm crystals,

300:41

dormant storm crystals that they only

300:43

they only kind of erupt or become

300:45

available during a storm. So, let's take

300:47

a look. And if I'm if I'm not mistaken,

300:51

uh, let's

300:52

see. So, it has ancient bones, but it

300:55

doesn't say has any activated metals. Of

300:58

course, you can find storm crystals on

301:00

nonactivated metal planets. It's just

301:02

they're very common on activated uh uh

301:04

metal

301:09

planets. Sakoros. Yeah, that's right.

301:11

Yeah, I can hear it in my head. God,

301:13

it's just hours and hours and hours of

301:15

hearing the same. They call them barks,

301:17

like NPC

301:19

barks. Yeah. Starcraft campaigns still

301:21

hold up well today. I replay them about

301:23

every 5 years. Yeah. Didn't they didn't

301:25

I forget, didn't they finally do like a

301:27

remastered version of Starcraft

301:31

1? Command and Conquer. The gra the

301:33

graphics haven't aged well for me. Yeah,

301:35

they'd have to have a remastered

301:37

version, but I think they came out with

301:38

a remastered version of uh of Starcraft

301:41

1 if I'm not

301:43

mistaken. Uh let's see.

301:49

Okay. Nearest fossil bed

301:52

located. Looks like there's a couple

301:54

fossil beds.

301:55

So, all right, let's do

301:58

it. Ah, this Yeah, this you can see lava

302:01

everywhere. It's all been

302:08

solidified. They did remaster Red Alert.

302:10

Yeah, that was another popular series.

302:12

Command and Conquer. Red Alert. Got

302:15

Warcraft,

302:17

Starcraft. So, some of the some of the

302:18

biggest RTS games of all

302:21

time. What is that thing? Hold on.

302:28

Need to do get some scanner

302:34

upgrades. What's this? Disturb the eye.

302:37

Let's do it. I find this eye to be very

302:40

disturbing.

302:42

This planet's causing me to chew through

302:43

my ion batteries.

302:46

All right, the guardians have

302:51

awakened. All right, here we go. Now,

302:55

the trailer made these guys seem a lot

302:57

more scary and aggressive, but they

302:58

don't seem aggressive at

303:01

all. It kind of just ramp that guy. No

303:04

problem.

303:06

I don't know if that maybe the AI is

303:08

broken or something, but they kind of

303:10

made it look like they attack you. Um,

303:12

see if I can get close to it. Oh. Oh

303:15

[ __ ] Okay. Yeah, they get aggressive if

303:17

you get close to them, but I thought

303:18

they were going to like chase me or

303:19

something.

303:22

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.

303:25

Charlie Peppers, thank you for the 15

303:26

months. To the badass.

303:29

We are always on your side.

303:33

Yeah, you know. Yeah, I I did I did play

303:35

and stream the Dune 4X game. That's

303:37

right. You know, the granddaddy, the

303:38

Dune Dune RTS, uh kind of the godfather

303:42

of the franchise. Um but uh yeah, I

303:44

couldn't I couldn't get into the Forex

303:45

Dune game. I kind of just prefer, you

303:48

know, just more traditional

303:49

RTS, I guess. I mean, there's RTS you're

303:52

already doing a lot of micromanaging.

303:53

With Forex, you're doing even more

303:55

micromanaging. And I don't know, I just

303:56

couldn't get into

303:57

it. But, uh soon we'll have the Dune

304:00

MMO, and that's going to be interesting.

304:04

Anyone here played the uh one of the

304:06

closed

304:08

betas? Wait, what is

304:13

that? I thought I heard

304:22

something. Something. There's something

304:24

very loud. I thought

304:28

maybe Yeah. Collecting lots of bones. I

304:31

know. Bot is hyped for it. Yeah, I'm

304:33

looking forward to it. Um I I before

304:35

well, how do I put this? Before they

304:38

even revealed it, you know, all the you

304:39

know, trailers and things, I got to at

304:41

PAX East, I got a private demo of it. Uh

304:44

it was a set up an an appointment with

304:46

my management through my management

304:47

company. They got me they got me uh the

304:49

press demo of it and I even then it

304:51

seemed very impressive. They did confirm

304:53

that they're going to have different

304:54

kinds of sandworms, you know, the shy

304:56

hulood. Uh because sometimes, you know,

304:59

they'll have the style that you saw in

305:01

the Dune movie, but you also see the

305:02

style that was in like the previous Dune

305:04

movie. Like there's the one that's just

305:05

the big like butthole with teeth, right?

305:07

Then they have the one that's like the

305:08

tribe beak style. You know, they said

305:10

they're going to have different types to

305:12

accommodate uh you know, both types of

305:14

sandworms from all the different lore

305:15

and books and stuff. I think we just hit

305:18

the jackpot.

305:27

There we

305:28

go. Guess I can collect the bones

305:31

without disturbing the guardians,

305:36

maybe. It's not much, but it's honest

305:39

work digging up

305:40

bones. Oh, you put 100 hours in. Well,

305:43

how Yeah. How did you feel about it? You

305:44

don't have to, you know, just anything

305:46

specific, but just like in general, how

305:48

did you enjoy it?

305:52

disturb the

305:56

guy. Oh, that's a big Hey, this one's a

305:59

walking style one. Okay,

306:01

cool. All

306:03

right. Oh, okay. Yeah, we hadn't seen

306:05

this one yet. Yeah, check this guy

306:10

out.

306:13

Woo! Yeah, this is This basically is

306:15

like the center. Oh, there he goes. Ow

306:18

ow ow ow ow. Oh, man. This guy's playing

306:20

for keeps. Yeah. Here we go. See, this

306:22

is what I want, man. I want danger. I

306:24

want doom and

306:26

destruction. I like how you could blow

306:28

parts of its armor off. That's kind of

306:29

cool. Ow ow ow ow ow ow. God, it's like

306:32

the robo-dog, man. They're basically

306:36

aimbots.

306:39

Boom. All right, there we go. That was

306:41

cool. Yeah, the floating guys don't seem

306:43

to do much, but this the walking guys,

306:45

yeah, they they have a bone to pick with

306:46

you. No pun intended.

306:49

Nothing beats the one that really

306:50

started it all. Total annihilation.

306:54

Uh, started what? Total Annihilation,

306:57

but as an RTS game or something else.

306:59

Uh, Allan says, "I have a question. My

307:01

middle name is Allan, actually." True

307:03

story. Uh, you can call me Al. You can

307:06

call me Al. Call me

307:09

Al. All right. Sorry. Um, I just started

307:12

playing this uh game and I can't get any

307:14

ships to land at trade posts or in space

307:15

stations. I can land, but no other ships

307:17

are landing. Allan, I think it's a bug.

307:19

It's uh Today the game got updated and

307:21

apparently it's a

307:22

bug. So, it's not your fault,

307:30

buddy. Yep, I'm that old, too. What? All

307:34

right. Uh I was almost excited about

307:35

getting stone skin for the Minotaur, but

307:37

then I saw it was a new mob only. Yeah.

307:40

So, they they do have a stone outfit

307:41

that you can get for your character, but

307:44

uh but yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know.

307:45

Maybe the fans request it. Maybe they'll

307:47

let us have it in the future. Yeah. The

307:50

first really big RTS was Dune 2000,

307:52

which was by Westwood, who later made

307:53

very famously Command and Conquer and

307:55

the Red Alert series, I think. Was it

307:57

Westwood who did Red Alert? Cuz I think

307:58

Yeah, Red Alert was a spin-off series,

308:00

wasn't

308:02

it? If I can call you Betty, then Betty,

308:04

you can call me You can call me Al.

308:06

That's right. It's true story. Yeah, my

308:07

name is Al. Richard, you can call me Al

308:10

if you want as well.

308:14

All right. So, uh, let's do this. All

308:17

right. Let's take a look at the

308:19

expedition. Uh, collect a complete

308:24

fossil. Okay. So, um, let's go ahead and

308:28

go into the build

308:29

menu. Uh, aven

308:33

biped. All

308:35

right. All right. We have to get a

308:37

skull. Let's do the horn predator skull.

308:39

That looks pretty cool. Torso. Uh, we'll

308:42

do mighty rib

308:45

cage. Uh, let's see. Upper limbs, we'll

308:47

make

308:49

um dangling

308:52

forearms. Lower limbs. We'll get the

308:55

biped

308:58

legs. This This is This is uh This is

309:01

going great. Uh let's see. Flailing

309:04

tailbone or ancient tailbone? There we

309:07

go. Oh, my nose is tingling like crazy.

309:13

Okay. Uh, let's see. Reassembled an

309:17

ancient

309:20

biped. It's a dorkosaur. Yeah, it didn't

309:22

look very impressive to be

309:25

honest. Okay. All right. So, and I've

309:28

got enough to make I think almost a

309:30

second dinosaur

309:34

already. Um, let's see.

309:39

Total Annihilation started the whole

309:40

thing in popularity. I mean, yes, if I'm

309:42

not mistaken, yeah, Command and Conquer

309:44

uh really uh or yeah, it was really kind

309:47

of one of the original big ones. I mean,

309:50

again, even the Dune Dune RTS was kind

309:52

of big at its time. I don't I don't

309:53

think Totalation came until years after

309:56

Command and

309:59

Conquer.

310:03

Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, anyways, uh

310:06

let's see.

310:12

Uh, so what else do we need to do? So it

310:14

says here, collect a complete fossil.

310:16

Um, does that mean So do

310:20

I limbs? You have to find more limbs. So

310:23

I guess I guess do I have to bring the

310:25

bones back and then make something? I

310:27

might have skipped a step

310:29

here. Bipad's gone wild. Rocket boots.

310:33

I've never been a big fan of rocket

310:35

boots. It's too easy to I don't know.

310:40

Derp. All right. Yeah, I'm going to skip

310:42

the rocket boots, but I'm going to put

310:44

the jetpack upgrade right

310:46

there. H Tim Curry's appearance and one

310:49

was high delightfully unhinged space.

310:52

Yes,

310:54

exactly. Yeah, Dune. Yeah, the Dune game

310:57

came out before Command and Conquer. I

310:59

don't I don't remember personally. I'm

311:00

only 21.

311:02

Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was the Dune RTS

311:04

games and then Command and Conquer and

311:07

then I can't remember if the first

311:08

expansion was it for Command and Conquer

311:10

came out or Red Alert came out first and

311:13

then

311:14

um yeah, and that was around the same

311:17

time that uh I want to say around the

311:18

same time that Warcraft came out. Before

311:20

there was World of Warcraft, there's

311:21

just Warcraft, which is Blizzard's RTS

311:24

game. And then after, you know, they had

311:26

uh Warcraft 1, 2, and three. Uh, I can't

311:31

remember what came out first. Was

311:32

Starcraft 1 came out first or Warcraft

311:34

3. That of course Starcraft really blew

311:37

up, you

311:42

know. Red Alert came out. No, Red Alert.

311:45

I thought Red Alert was a spin-off of

311:47

Command and

311:48

Conquer. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Let's

311:51

All right. Let's do this. Let's go to

311:52

the all powerful omnisient Overlord

311:55

Wikipedia. Yeah. Let's see. All right.

311:57

Uh, let's see. Uh, Command and

312:02

Conquer. Uh, let's see

312:06

here. And then, yeah, I'm pretty sure

312:08

Red Alert came after Command and

312:13

Conquer. Let's

312:17

see. Yeah, cuz Command and Conquer uh

312:20

came out uh in

312:24

1995. Um, let's see here. Yeah, what

312:26

does it say? After Westwood Studios

312:28

developed the critic uh critically

312:30

acclaimed Dune 2, Computer Gaming World

312:31

report in 1993 that the company would

312:33

not use the Dune license for Westwood's

312:35

next strategy game. Uh mostly because

312:37

the programmers are tired of sand. Yeah.

312:39

Uh Command and Conquer was released

312:41

protection falling. Command and Conquer

312:44

was released worldwide by Westwood in

312:46

1995. Wow. Yeah. 1995. Uh then it was

312:50

Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun in 1999

312:53

and Firestorm. Uh let's see. And then

312:57

let's see, Command and Conquer Generals.

312:59

Yeah, Command and Conquer 3, Tiberium

313:01

Wars, and

313:03

then

313:05

Yeah. So, yeah, the Red Alert series was

313:07

continued by the 2000 title Command and

313:10

Conquer, Red Alert 2. Yeah, but when

313:12

what when was Red Alert one

313:14

released? Uh, Command and Conquer Red

313:18

Alert. Uh, let's see. Uh, Command and

313:22

Conquer: Red Alert is a real-time

313:23

strategy video game in the Command and

313:24

Conquer franchise developed and

313:26

published by Westwood Studios in 1996.

313:28

So, it came out the year after and it

313:30

served as a prequel to the Command and

313:32

Conquer series. Ah, so yeah. So, that's

313:36

probably why Yeah, it probably seems

313:37

like Red Alert might have come first. It

313:39

was a prequel, but it technically did

313:41

come after Command and Conquer. So,

313:44

yeah. So, there Yeah, there it is.

313:46

But then, but then Yeah. Then the Dune

313:49

Dune RTS, like I said, is kind of like

313:50

the granddaddy of them all. Dune 2 and

313:54

then Yeah. Dune

313:56

2000. Yeah. So, yeah. 1992. Realtime

314:00

strategy game. Yeah. There was Dune 2

314:02

and then Yeah. Dune 2000 came out

314:06

later. Old school, man. You're talking

314:08

like Yeah. The real the old the real old

314:11

days of RTS game. Look. Look at that. I

314:13

mean, it looks like it looks like it

314:15

came out on Atari or

314:17

something. Yeah, it introduced

314:21

Kain. Yeah, the Brotherhood of Nod. Was

314:25

it GDI? Yeah, GDI versus the the

314:28

Brotherhood of Nod. They had the

314:29

Scorpion logo and that guy with the the

314:31

goatee and the bald

314:33

head. Shy. And compare this to like

314:37

modern day RTS games. But yeah, I

314:39

remember I remember playing this and it

314:41

was annoying because sand would

314:42

constantly damage your buildings and it

314:44

was like a never- ending struggle. Fix

314:46

your buildings, sand would break it. Fix

314:47

your buildings, sand will break it. Fix

314:49

your building, sand will break it. And

314:50

then the damn sandworms would come and

314:51

eat your

314:53

vehicles. All right, there we go. Little

314:55

little video game history there for you.

314:58

But yeah, it was Dune, then Command and

315:00

Conquer, then Red Alert, and Dune 2000,

315:03

and then of course then Blizzard got

315:04

into the whole RTS game with Warcraft,

315:06

Starcraft, and and we all know how that

315:08

ended

315:10

up. Uh, let's

315:14

see what's

315:17

uh who did the what now? Who did the

315:19

who? Who? What? Yeah, like I said, if if

315:22

you're ever if you're ever

315:23

misremembering, just know that there are

315:24

literally historians out there keeping

315:26

track of all this stuff. Those same

315:27

historians update Wikipedia. So

315:29

remember, Wikipedia is the encyclopedia

315:31

that anyone can edit and then get yelled

315:33

at for editing it incorrectly. Sort of

315:38

protection falling. Uh why Allan? Uh my

315:42

father named me. Yeah. So that's why

315:44

neither neither my sister nor I have any

315:46

kind of German name. Um my mother wanted

315:49

to name me Maxmillian something. I

315:51

forget what she wanted my middle name to

315:53

be. Uh but yeah, my father is basic. I

315:56

don't I don't know how that worked out

315:57

but my father he got naming rights to

315:59

both my sister and I. So my sister and

316:03

me true story by the way cuz yeah just I

316:07

don't know I

316:08

guess I don't know just kind of worked

316:11

out that way. I don't know. I'd like to

316:13

think that people would compromise on a

316:14

name but

316:17

uh just kind of kind of how it worked

316:19

out. Just kind of how it worked out. All

316:21

right let's see. Um, all right. We're

316:24

going to get we're going to get a few

316:25

more bones before we leave cuz it's kind

316:26

of a long hike from here back to that

316:28

encampment or whatever it

316:31

was.

316:35

Clunk. Man, said I've been fighting off

316:38

allergies all day. Actually, it's

316:40

actually not too bad today, but yeah,

316:41

still fighting off allergies all the

316:45

same. See, that's what it looks like

316:47

when you upgrade your

316:49

jetpack. All right, out of my way. I'm

316:51

digging. Oh, whoops. All right. Train

316:53

manipulator. Here we

316:54

go. Oh, no. Oh, no. Are they Are they

316:57

locked

316:58

under Oh, no. They got locked behind

317:01

some rock. Hold on. Let me see if I can

317:02

dig under the No. Oh, that sucks. Ah,

317:05

just some immovable terrain. Some of the

317:07

fossils uh spawned under the terrain.

317:09

Hold on. Let's see if I can get this

317:10

one. Nope. No

317:12

good. Ah, that's a bummer. Can I dig

317:15

underneath it? Nope. No digging

317:16

underneath it. Damn. Got you baited.

317:21

All right. So, yeah, the game's still

317:22

like, "No, no, you're at the closest one

317:23

possible." Except there's no way to get

317:25

to it. That's

317:28

800 figures. I to I'm going to go back

317:30

to my

317:33

ship. Uh, yeah. Yeah. So, Charlie

317:36

Peppers, that's

317:37

why. Yeah. My full name is Captain

317:40

Richard

317:41

Allen. Kind of like, you know, Tim

317:43

Allen.

317:50

On that note, after C Richard Boner, I'm

317:52

off to bed. All right. Well, drink think

317:54

happy uh festive thoughts about Donald

317:57

Dude

318:00

Weiner. Warcraft Orcs and Humans came

318:02

out November 15th, 1994. Oh, really? So,

318:06

Warcraft actually was after it was

318:09

actually after Dune, but it was before

318:12

Command and Conquer. See, now that I

318:13

didn't remember. I thought it came out

318:15

after Command and Conquer.

318:17

H. Yeah. Like I said, if all else fails,

318:19

if you're misremembering, just go to

318:22

Wikipedia. I guess so. Meat shield.

318:24

Probably. Maybe that's how he earned

318:26

naming

318:28

[Music]

318:29

rights. Wikipedia says, "Where I

318:32

learned, Wikipedia is where I learned

318:33

that Rupert Murdoch is a timetraveling

318:35

alien whoathered himself." And yes, uh,

318:37

the entry on him actually did say that

318:38

once. That said, game history probably

318:40

gets fewer trolling entries. There is uh

318:43

there is Hold on. There is a uh let's

318:49

see uh and I used to be obnoxious about

318:53

this. Uh I remember I got blocked from

318:55

edit editing Wikipedia for I don't know

318:57

like a week or something. Uh because

318:59

there's a Batman turkey uh and it says

319:02

apart from oil which is by far the

319:04

dominant commodity of the region. Batman

319:05

produces beverages, processed foods and

319:07

chemicals, furniture, footwear,

319:09

machinery and transport. And then let's

319:11

go to let's see. Uh let's see. I don't

319:14

know if I can edit it. Um let's see.

319:17

View

319:18

history. I I don't I haven't uh Oh, I

319:21

think it's it might be locked. Oh, yeah.

319:24

This article is semi-protected due to

319:26

vandalism. Yeah, cuz back when it was

319:28

not protected. I used to write in here,

319:30

Batman Turkeykey's uh additional chief

319:32

export is justice.

319:34

Yeah. And I used I put in quotes like

319:37

it's like the current the current Batman

319:40

uh mayor or governor uh has this to say.

319:43

It's like uh what what does he say? We

319:45

will not tolerate vigilanteism in this

319:47

town. You know, all sorts of stuff like

319:49

that. See, there's a Batman Turkey and I

319:51

guess it was just Yeah. Just I don't

319:53

know. Too too many jerks like me would

319:55

go in and just write stupid stuff on

319:56

there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Batman

319:59

Turkeykey's chief uh export is uh

320:01

justice and a sense of well-being or

320:03

sense of I am the night. So that's so

320:06

funny. It's it's still I remember I got

320:08

blocked from editing Wikipedia for a

320:10

week because I kept going back to this

320:11

article and putting protection putting

320:14

that back in

320:15

there. All right. Anyways, remember it's

320:18

the encyclopedia anyone can edit, but

320:21

they have like a basically have an army

320:22

of full-time editors now that make sure

320:24

you don't screw around too much.

320:27

All right, let's

320:29

see. Looks like there's Oh, man. That's

320:32

pretty far. Dang. I was hoping to find

320:33

one closer because I need I want to have

320:35

like a I have to find another set of

320:37

limbs. All right, you know what I'm

320:39

going to do? I'm going to take off.

320:40

We're just going to go to a different

320:41

area. I'm pretty sure these are the same

320:43

rocks that uh normally would have storm

320:45

crystals inside them during

320:48

storms. So, this planet has in uh let's

320:51

see, ash and wind. Yeah, when there's a

320:53

storm, I bet storm crystals would show

320:55

up.

320:56

Yeah, the chief export is tough justice,

320:59

right? Yeah, exactly. So, uh it's nice

321:01

to know that after all these years,

321:04

that Wikipedia article is still locked

321:06

down pretty

321:08

hard. You know, this planet's actually

321:10

not that bad for being a horrible lava

321:13

volcano planet. Usually, these volcanoes

321:15

erupt, they rain fiery death on your

321:17

skull. Ouch. Speaking of

321:23

which,

321:25

okay. Yeah, it's interesting that this

321:27

expedition doesn't require you to find

321:29

uh or earn a certain number of nanites.

321:32

Not that I'm complaining, it's just

321:36

interesting. Just type in game name

321:38

followed by original release date on

321:40

Google. Much more reliable. What I mean,

321:42

Wikipedia is

321:43

Wikipedia. H I mean, like I said, I got

321:46

some bad Google AI search results uh

321:48

just yesterday

321:53

myself. Hey, Chad. Are we Are we lucky

321:56

or are we lucky? Look at this. Got them

321:58

right where we want

322:02

them. All right, got to get these

322:05

bones. All right, there we go. Swift leg

322:08

bones. So, that's pretty

322:10

good. Disturb the eye.

322:18

Okay. Looking for more bones. There they

322:21

are. Let's

322:25

see. All right. There we go. So, that's

322:31

bones. All right. Ancient

322:35

bones. Okay. Skeleton parts collected.

322:37

So, return the collected bones to the

322:38

Galactic Paleology Society. Okay. So, we

322:41

got what we needed. protection falling.

322:44

Yeah, they should have made these guys a

322:45

little scarier, huh? I

322:48

mean, they just kind of seem like

322:49

they're derping if anything. Yeah, they

322:52

need to make them more

322:55

aggressive. Oh, wait. You can blow them

322:57

apart. I didn't know that. Yeah, look at

322:59

it. Now he's just a kind of a stubby

323:01

derp. Look. And now I actually feel bad.

323:04

I just want to put this thing out of its

323:07

misery.

323:08

Yeah. Yeah. Not exactly risky.

323:14

Any more bones close by? Fossil bed.

323:18

That's pretty close. Again, I do have to

323:20

sell a lot of

323:23

bones. You personally just advocated how

323:25

Wikipedia is not reliable. I know

323:30

it's all

323:34

right. Now, I guess you can just pick

323:36

your poison, so to speak. Be aggressive.

323:39

Be e aggressive. B E A G G R E S S I V

323:43

E. Go fight. Go fight. Win. Yay. Shut

323:49

up. Tired of your

323:59

nonsense. Oh

324:05

man. All right. Richard the collector.

324:08

Ah, yes. The bone collector. That's what

324:10

that was my nickname in college, huh?

324:14

No. All right. Guardians of the Galaxy.

324:17

Guardians of the not terribly

324:20

scary. It's kind of like the bug boss.

324:22

Anyone here done the bug boss? The bug

324:24

boss was kind of kind of underwhelming

324:26

to be honest. Yeah, they need to make

324:28

these enemies, you know, I hate to say,

324:30

but they kind of need to stop making

324:31

them so kid-friendly and make them

324:33

actually

324:35

dangerous. Of course, you know, I'm kind

324:37

of biased. must have been playing this

324:38

game since what 2000 what was it 2016

324:42

this game came out

324:44

originally. There we go. Blow his arms

324:48

off. Like throws rocks at you or

324:52

whatever. See, I don't know. I just Is

324:55

Am I wrong here, Chad? Don't they feel

324:57

like they should be more aggressive?

325:13

I don't know. Just this the like the

325:15

stompy ones are pretty good, but uh we

325:18

need a creature update. Huge creatures.

325:20

Uh we well I mean we did get that. Um

325:22

one of the worlds part one introduced

325:24

some like really huge bugs and some

325:25

other big big

325:28

nasties. It's also my nickname. Big

325:30

nasty. Where's my ship at? Oh, there it

325:33

is. I don't know. I just felt like if

325:35

those guys are supposed to be guardians,

325:36

they don't really seem like they're

325:37

guarding very well. I don't know. That

325:39

could also be a

325:41

bug. The ones I'm fighting are

325:43

aggressive. Well, yeah, there's the

325:44

floating ones don't seem to do much, but

325:46

then there's a big stompy one. Yeah,

325:47

that guy actually fights back and that's

325:49

good. Combat was never the game strong

325:51

point. Yeah, I don't know. It just feels

325:53

like they could, you know, they could

325:55

emerald legassi style, you know, dial it

325:57

up a

325:59

notch. Bam. You know, just little bam

326:01

right in my

326:07

tokus. That's so funny. It's like, yeah,

326:09

you personally just advocated how

326:10

Wikipedia is not reliable. I don't know.

326:13

I mean, they have editors, you know,

326:14

full-time editors, you know, just go

326:16

around check articles. For the most

326:18

part, it seems to work. All right, let's

326:21

do

326:22

this. All right, so we're almost done

326:24

with phase

326:25

two. Yeah, I think with a little bit of

326:27

luck, we might be able to finish the

326:28

expedition tomorrow if I get a good head

326:30

start and maybe stop yelling all the

326:32

time about

326:35

nonsense. This game is not about combat,

326:38

but it is a rather large facet of it. I

326:40

mean, it doesn't have to be the focus,

326:42

but again, there's things that you

326:44

wouldn't be able to do unless you did

326:46

combat. Uh Sang, is that Sang Sang? Um

326:50

uh what is an expedition? It's kind of

326:52

like a uh kind of like a curated uh

326:55

quest chain for you to go on. Uh it's

326:57

it's a it's a preset adventure that

326:59

Hello Games has made. So, you can, you

327:01

know, play a new adventure in No Man's

327:02

Sky. Now, it's either played through its

327:05

own new save or as an extension of a

327:07

current save. Uh but you have the

327:09

opportunity if you play as a current

327:10

save to bring loot

327:13

and other gear. That's an audio bug. But

327:15

yeah, it's it's just a little something

327:16

something that you can do. Typically, I

327:18

would say a lot of players that have

327:20

played the game for a long time really

327:21

like expeditions because it's something

327:23

new to do in the

327:26

game. Uh, one of the things that Janeton

327:28

I wish they would do is FPS combat with

327:31

the other races in the game. Threat

327:33

detected. So, they have they have, you

327:36

know, PV or not PVP, but PvE combat in

327:39

space, but the only things you really

327:40

get to fight on planetary surfaces are

327:43

robots, uh, creatures, I don't know,

327:47

some other weird crap like those stone

327:48

dudes just now. But yeah, you don't you

327:50

don't fight on the ground. You don't

327:51

fight the Corvox, the Geck, or the

327:53

Viken, or the, uh, automatons or

327:56

whatever they're called. Uh but yeah,

327:58

it'd be nice if you I don't I don't know

327:59

why they didn't add that to the game cuz

328:02

there's very clearly, you know, combat.

328:04

Uh but yeah, they just don't have it

328:05

where you do any kind of FPS combat

328:07

against any of those factions or those

328:09

races, but you do in

328:14

space. So, oh, auto fade. Yeah, not

328:17

automatons. Auto fage. Thank

328:19

you. So, yes, I just I don't know. It's

328:21

just that's something that I've noticed

328:23

is strangely omitted. Another thing that

328:25

is uh kind of noticeably missing, there

328:27

aren't any cities in the game. There was

328:29

a player that tried to rectify that.

328:31

They tried to build a small city, like a

328:33

full-size city in the game with some

328:35

building hacks, but unfortunately uh it

328:37

was I guess it was like breaking the

328:39

game. Uh and so it was removed. Hey,

328:46

welcome. They need to get that audio bug

328:49

on the exo suit back in the scatter

328:50

blaster where it belongs. Nine.

328:53

Negative.

328:58

No, I watched uh YouTube and see people

329:01

type in a certain location to get free

329:03

aircraft. How do I do that so I can type

329:05

in the code? Uh there is a Reddit group

329:09

uh a Reddit a subreddit called No Man's

329:11

Sky Coordinate Exchange or NMS

329:13

Coordinate Exchange. And there are a lot

329:15

of people there that share coordinates

329:17

on where you can find ships. So yeah, if

329:19

you it's it's called uh let's see if I

329:21

can I'll just look it up for you real

329:23

quick. NMS Coordinate Exchange. There

329:26

there are a few websites dedicated for

329:28

the sharing of information. Uh this

329:30

one's a pretty popular

329:32

one. Yeah. So if you I don't know if you

329:34

have a Reddit account, but uh yeah, it's

329:36

called No Man's Sky Coordinate Exchange.

329:38

And this is where people find cool

329:39

things in the game and just post about

329:41

it on Reddit. and they'll, you know,

329:43

most people are kind and will give you

329:45

uh at least the if if not just the

329:47

system glyphs, but also uh coordinates

329:49

or other instructions on how to get

329:51

there. So, I will post that in chat

329:53

right now. There we go. Boom. Uh that's

329:56

one protection. That's the one I found.

329:59

Uh but yeah, there are other websites

330:00

that catalog stuff like

330:04

that. So, let's

330:08

see. Biped fossil display. Looks like

330:11

somebody. Yeah, this is like a work in

330:12

progress for

330:14

someone. Okay. Collect

330:17

reward. Prepackage launch autocharger.

330:20

Nice. Ooh, supreme scanning system

330:21

upgrade. Ooh, that's those are pretty

330:23

good

330:27

upgrades. Okay, let's go ahead and Oh,

330:30

yeah. Rocket boots. I'm going to sell

330:31

those rocket boots. I don't want

330:33

them. I've died too many times trying to

330:35

use those damn rocket boots. All right,

330:38

let's see. Scanner. Yeah, here we go. an

330:40

S tier scanner upgrade. So, we're going

330:41

to put that there. Move this here. Uh,

330:44

this one has four stats. Yeah, basically

330:46

some pretty good uh bonuses. We're going

330:47

to supercharge those bonuses. Bam. So,

330:50

there we go. Plus 86 uh almost 8,700 to

330:53

fauna analysis, 8,100 to mineral

330:56

analysis, plus 63% to scan radius and

330:59

flora analysis, plus 8,600. So, yeah,

331:01

now when I scan things, I'll get paid a

331:03

lot more. All right, what's left? I have

331:05

to adopt a companion. Interesting.

331:09

I was hoping to adopt a Oh, phase five,

331:11

new

331:13

reward. Salvage scrap, polish

331:18

stone.

331:22

Okay. So, what is that? Polish

331:25

scrap. Uh, whoa. What's worth 2.6

331:29

million. Holy crap. There we go.

331:32

Jackpot. Weather warning. Incoming

331:35

storm.

331:37

Perfect. Right on time. There's also

331:39

Discord for ships. Artful Dodger. If you

331:41

have a link for that Discord, I I'll

331:43

give you permission to post a link. Let

331:44

me know when you have the link. I'll

331:45

give you permission, then you can post

331:46

it. How's that

331:48

sound? Uh, one advice, turn multiplayer

331:51

off when you go to locations to get

331:52

special items you find on that

331:54

coordinate exchange. Yeah, sometimes

331:56

having multiplayer turned on can kind of

331:58

get a little wonky here and there. So

332:02

yeah, I would I would uh I would

332:04

actually recommend heeding Janet's

332:06

advice, but

332:08

yeah. Okay, so let's see. Phase two,

332:13

um analysis, uh analyze, recover

332:21

data. So I just have to adopt a

332:24

companion. So pretty much any any bug

332:26

will

332:29

do. Let's

332:31

see. There we go. What about this thing?

332:34

This thing just rolling

332:36

around. I don't know, chat. You think we

332:39

should go with the

332:40

bug? Go with the bug. Huh?

332:44

Yeah. All right. Recently fed. We're

332:46

going to interact it. We're going to

332:47

stimulate

332:49

mucus. We're going to adopt a mucal

332:52

glands depleted. Adopt this

332:55

companion. Okay. Yeah. Adopted a

332:58

creature. It's like a rolling brain

333:00

protection falling. All right, that was

333:03

a nice easy one. Actually, man, it's

333:05

kind of cooking out here, right? So, let

333:07

me get back inside my ship. Yeah, I'm

333:08

kind of losing

333:11

health. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

333:13

yeah. Uh, okay. Arford dodger, let me

333:15

give you permission to post that link

333:17

now. Uh, here we go. And spermit. There

333:20

we go. Now you can post it. Sorry, I got

333:22

a little

333:24

distracted. You get data from buried

333:26

caches. Okay, cool. Those shouldn't be

333:28

too hard to find. Did you earn all your

333:30

nanites and units during the expedition?

333:33

Uh my currently or demon all the nanites

333:37

and credits on my main save. Uh some of

333:40

them, yeah, but not all of

333:41

them. He'll Let's uh here's hoping he'll

333:44

milk your mucous gland in return. Good

333:46

boy. A little peanut butter goes a long

333:49

way. Can you ride the ball? Yeah,

333:50

sometimes if it's a creature that you

333:52

can adopt and ride. Oh, hold on. Oh, I

333:54

left my bug outside and it's it's very

333:56

sad. Hold on. Oh, poor little guy. Oh,

333:59

he's feeling sad. Hold on. Yeah, gently

334:02

pat. Ah, there we

334:05

go. I mean, it's not the cutest pet

334:07

ever, but I don't want it to be sad

334:09

there. Give it some more treats. There

334:10

we go. Yeah. Can you imagine having a

334:13

pet bug that actually enjoyed being a

334:15

pet

334:16

bug or something along those lines?

334:19

Technology recharge. Technology

334:22

recharge. All right, we're going to wait

334:23

out the storm.

334:25

Can you ride it like Randy Marsh rides

334:27

his ball in South Park? Yeah, wouldn't

334:29

that be

334:31

fun? Uh, does the expedition send what

334:33

you earn to your main save? Oh, yes,

334:35

Stewie Brown. Yes, but only if you start

334:37

the expedition from an existing save.

334:39

You could start the expedition through

334:41

its own save, like a standalone save,

334:43

but then from there, there's no way

334:44

within the game to bring all the money

334:46

and nanites and loot from that save to a

334:48

different save. You'd have to use a save

334:50

editor at that point. But uh if you

334:52

start the expedition from an existing

334:53

save, there's a kiosk at the back of the

334:55

anomaly. Well, sort of. It's by the

334:58

Nexus mission giver. It's called the ex

335:00

uh expedition terminus. And then you

335:02

start the expedition there. And when you

335:03

beat it, you come back and yes, you

335:04

bring a bunch of stuff back with you.

335:07

Storm clearing. Yeah, you bring you can

335:08

bring nanites, uh you bring goodies,

335:12

merch, uh porn, whatever you need.

335:15

Dinosaur bones maybe. But uh yeah, you

335:17

you get all that stuff. So yeah, I've

335:19

made I've made quite a lot of nanites

335:20

from expeditions. Uh so yeah, it's not

335:26

bad. All right, chat. So we got the bug

335:29

boy with us. So let's do this. Analyze

335:32

recovered data.

335:35

Okay. Supreme life support upgrade. Life

335:37

support gels. Hey, that was worth

335:40

it. Bloones. Okay, my inventory is

335:43

getting kind of full. Nourishing slime.

335:47

All

335:53

right, here we go. Let's do a life

335:54

support upgrade. Upgrade

335:58

complete. Okay, I got to sell some

336:01

stuff. Yeah, apparently have to sell

336:03

$2.5 million worth of uh fossil display

336:08

stuff. So, okay, let's look for some

336:11

salvage technology. Okay, there's

336:13

there's one right there. Yeah, these

336:15

things aren't too hard to find. and

336:16

they're everywhere. Just got to collect

336:18

them. So, there's a little bit of tedium

336:20

to uh expeditions. Some of them have

336:23

been more exciting than others. The the

336:24

mo the most recent one before this one

336:28

was okay. It wasn't like the most

336:29

exciting one ever, but uh this one's

336:31

kind of fun. Yeah, it's like it's you

336:33

get to pretend you're an archaeologist

336:34

or a paleontologist to be more

336:39

accurate. Hey, what is

336:43

this? Salvage data. buried

336:48

cash.

336:53

Okay. Okay. Analyze buried

336:58

data. All right. Yeah, these things are

337:00

pretty close by. That's

337:02

198. This one is This one's just Oh,

337:05

wait. What's is this? That's

337:07

a Yeah, there we go. There's that guy.

337:11

And you can actually, if you have some

337:12

friends that enjoy No Man's Sky or think

337:14

you you think they might, uh, you can do

337:16

these expeditions as a group. You just

337:18

have to meet up with each other, then

337:19

you can kind of do everything as a

337:24

group. Can eat poop soup as a

337:30

group. Okay, there we

337:35

are. All righty.

337:39

finalizing signal. Okay, the next one's

337:42

way over there. I guess that's the

337:43

closest one. So, well, we got to do what

337:46

we got to do.

337:47

So, so if I had a flying mount, I'd use

337:50

my flying mount to go over

337:54

there. By the way, if you're wondering

337:55

how I can jetpack so far, there's a

337:58

little move you can do. Some people call

337:59

it the dab dash or the dash bash or the

338:01

bash crashy splashy splash. Uh, it's

338:04

simply doing uh, basically it's doing a

338:06

melee attack, a jump, and uh, well,

338:09

basically a melee attack, a jump while

338:11

running. And yeah, so if normally you

338:13

just try flying, you kind of go at kind

338:15

of a slower speed. But if you're

338:16

running, you do a melee attack, you can

338:18

see how you kind of jet forward a little

338:20

bit. So if you do the three of those all

338:21

at the same time, yeah, you do a little

338:24

shortcut, kind of like a, like I said,

338:25

like a bash dash kind of move. And it's

338:28

a great way to uh, you know, kind of get

338:29

around a little quicker. It takes it

338:31

takes some practice, but once you do it

338:32

a thousand times, man, you just it's

338:34

it's like second uh second

338:39

nature. What's

338:43

this? Okay, there we

338:49

are. Used all the bait that the quest

338:51

provides. I still haven't gotten the

338:52

bone fish. Oh no. Darken Lord says, "Or

338:55

make a macro." I yeah, I mean you could

338:57

and have like a dedicated macro button,

338:58

but I've I've been playing this game off

339:01

and on for 9 years, so I' I'm just I'm

339:03

just very used to it at this point. It's

339:05

like it's like second nature. Uh the

339:07

only time it doesn't work apparently is

339:09

in VR. Yeah, it doesn't work in VR. Um

339:11

if you're playing this game in virtual

339:14

reality, yeah, the reality of the

339:16

situation is it doesn't

339:21

work. See? All right, let's go to that

339:23

buried cash right there.

339:25

like the Warframe bullet jump. Sure.

339:31

Protection falling. Yeah, like I said,

339:33

we may switch to the experimental build

339:34

if it's uh usually experimental builds

339:37

have, you know, bug fixes and a couple

339:38

other things, but

339:41

um all right, speaking of which, there

339:44

we are. And dude, I tell you what, man.

339:46

Once you upgrade your jetpack a good

339:47

bit, like see how I I was able to go,

339:49

you know, 200 m in seconds. Yeah, man.

339:52

You get a good uh set of backpack

339:54

upgrades. You can fly for like 30

339:55

seconds

339:57

sometimes. It is not bad,

340:01

man. All right, so let's do

340:09

this. All right, there it is. Buried

340:11

beneath the soil,

340:16

bite-sized.

340:18

Okay, I like

340:22

that. All right. All right. Well, I've

340:24

got lots of bones on standby. Man, I've

340:26

got 48,000 bucks worth of this stuff.

340:28

Guess I'm not going to need these

340:29

microprocessors after

340:31

all. Don't know why they used to call it

340:33

that, though. There was no shooting

340:34

involved. Just a sequence of buttons to

340:36

mash. Yeah, like I said, it's just you

340:38

just run, melee, and jump at the same

340:39

time. Oh, hold on. There you go. You see

340:42

how much faster that

340:44

[Music]

340:46

goes? It's good stuff. Yeah, you get a

340:49

bunch of S tier uh, you know, jetpack

340:51

movement upgrades and Yeah, dude. You

340:53

can you can literally jump from a

340:55

mountain to another

340:56

mountain. It's awesome. I like to uh um

341:00

I think it's called air burst engines.

341:02

Uh they also recharge your jetpack while

341:04

you're falling. And uh that's

341:07

um that's uh using that in conjunction

341:10

with a a big backpack. I mean, you could

341:11

fly really really far. Helps uh helps

341:14

save you a lot of time. And just be sure

341:17

to feather the landing. And there you

341:18

go. Then you wait for your jetpack to

341:20

recharge and then do it all over again.

341:26

The only downside to it is like say if

341:28

you do that and they get bounced in the

341:30

wrong direction, it kind of robs you a

341:32

lot of your forward

341:33

momentum. So you just have to make sure

341:35

you don't bonk at anything while doing

341:37

that

341:38

move. Folks actually reported that as an

341:40

exploit early in development. I kind of

341:42

I kind of seem to remember something

341:44

about that. Yeah. They're like they're

341:46

like, "No, you shouldn't be able to do

341:47

that." But god, it just makes getting

341:49

around to this game so much faster. You

341:51

can kind of aim a little bit too. Yeah.

341:52

So, you kind of change directions and

341:54

stuff. So, if you have a really really

341:56

upgraded jetpack, you just kind of zoom

341:59

around the

342:02

surface. That was coptering that I don't

342:06

remember. But I Yeah, I do seem to

342:07

recall something about like people

342:08

complaining about the bash dash in the

342:10

really early days when people figured it

342:13

out. Some people still complain that

342:15

it's exploiting.

342:19

You can also jump from a planet to a

342:21

moon, too. With a lot of patience. Yeah.

342:23

Yeah. A lot of patience and a lot of

342:25

life support gels. You can actually do

342:26

that. You can jump off your freighter

342:27

onto planets. You just have to have a

342:29

lot of oxygen or a lot of life support

342:31

gels. All right. Well, let's do this,

342:33

shall we?

342:34

Bite-sized prepackaged sublight

342:36

amplifier unit. Band pulse engine

342:38

upgrade. Navigation data times 20. Ooh.

342:42

Vigilant. Yes, there is a new expansion

342:44

and expedition that came out today uh

342:46

called relics. Um it is it came out

342:48

today. It's available

342:50

now. And so I'm on phase two of the

342:52

expedition. I'm going to hide in this

342:54

tent so I don't get it

342:56

obliterated. All right, here we go.

342:58

Let's see. So, this is for my

343:02

spaceship. Let's do this. Let's store

343:05

this guy. I'm going to need to get some

343:06

spaceship space

343:08

upgrades. Let's see. Install. There we

343:11

are. Okay. Yeah, there we go. I've used

343:13

up all my

343:16

slots. Get rid of this stuff.

343:19

And they're attacking. They always seem

343:21

to want to attack these

343:24

outposts. All right, phase rewards. All

343:27

right, phase

343:28

two. All right, living fossil companion

343:31

egg. Ooh, I should go I should go pick

343:33

that up from the anomaly. Yeah, we could

343:36

add that to my pet

343:38

thing. Yeah, this game has been out for

343:41

a long time. Still a little buggy here

343:43

and there. H, what's the final reward?

343:45

Uh, the top rewards are, yeah, you can

343:47

get a bone pet. Uh, you have a Skeletor

343:50

style multi-tool. You get a stone

343:52

jetpack and a stone like warrior

343:55

outfit. Wait, wait, what? Jumping from

343:57

the freighter down on the planet like a

343:58

hell diver? Yeah, Coco the freak. It's I

344:01

mean, it doesn't look like Hell Diver,

344:02

but you can do it. Um, I could I I can't

344:05

do it on an expedition because you kind

344:06

of need a better setup. Um, but yeah, I

344:09

dove I've done it a dozen times on my

344:11

main like my main ship. Yeah, it's it's

344:15

kind of funny. You just literally, you

344:16

know, jump from your ship down to a

344:19

planet. G's freaking me out, man. It's

344:21

phasing in and out of our

344:23

reality. Shouldn't have the egg in your

344:25

inventory now. It's an expedition

344:26

reward, so you have to go claim the

344:28

expedition reward uh from the anomaly

344:30

vendor. Yeah, it's not going to be it's

344:32

not going to be specifically in my

344:33

inventory. Oh, there it is. Wait a

344:37

minute. Wait a minute. Normally have to

344:39

collect these from the anomaly

344:41

vendor. That's strange.

344:49

H. That's interesting. Normally have to

344:51

go pick those up, but I'm not going to

344:53

complain. Saves me a trip. Let's go to

344:54

my pet companion

344:56

register. All right. So, all right. We

344:58

got to kill the bug. Uh cuz it's 500.

345:01

All right. 500 nanites for this uh

345:03

companion slot. H. All right. Let's

345:06

delete the bug. All right. There goes

345:08

the bug.

345:12

I have to be honest, I'm I'm I'm

345:14

surprised. Yeah, normally you

345:16

legitimately have to go pick those

345:22

up. The ships are on fire. Uh looks like

345:25

they're going away. Nope, never

345:28

mind. All right, let's take a look at

345:30

this egg bug. And I'm going to sneeze

345:31

again. Hold

345:35

on. H excuse me.

345:39

All right. So, navigation data. All

345:40

right. So, an egg. Hatch the

345:43

egg.

345:45

Yeah. All right. So, it's Well, no, no

345:49

doubt it's hungry. It doesn't have a

345:50

body anymore. Hold on. Let's fight that

345:53

as one un that's one ugly protection.

345:56

Not to be mean, but that's one ugly

345:58

looking bone pet. What do What do we

346:00

even feed this thing? Creature pellets.

346:06

And I kind of want the bug back to be

346:10

honest. All

346:12

righty. Look at that

346:14

thing. Yeah. Apparently in in no man's

346:17

What the hell is wrong with it? It's got

346:19

giant tusks. It's got a I don't know.

346:21

It's got like an elephant man

346:23

skull. Yeah. The heck? Yeah. It seems to

346:27

be

346:29

happy. But I thought even in when you're

346:31

actively in the expedition, I thought

346:33

you had to go pick it up from the

346:34

anomaly. H maybe they changed it. It's a

346:37

skeleton of a bug. Well, I mean bugs are

346:41

bugs don't have skeletons. Yeah, they

346:43

have well I mean they have exoskeletons

346:45

versus endoskeletons. Yeah, they don't

346:47

have the same bone structure that

346:48

mammals and reptiles and amphibians

346:51

do. Their uh their body is uh basically

346:55

the outer part of their body is their

346:57

skeleton and all the all the gooey bits

346:59

are

347:01

inside. That's why they call it a

347:03

carropus.

347:05

Yeah, the hard structures on the

347:06

outside. All the goo is on the inside. I

347:08

want to feed it a little more. I know.

347:10

It's like the dog in Nightmare Before

347:12

Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. There are

347:14

apparently planets that have nothing but

347:17

uh bone bone

347:18

creatures. I said that in the update.

347:22

Okay, I need to I need to go to a space

347:25

station. Maybe get I try to get my

347:27

freighter, the Xenomorph

347:31

69. Okay. All right. Let's see. All

347:33

right. Phase two. So, phase three,

347:35

report to the third GPS dig site. Okay,

347:39

sounds like a plan. Reese Black says,

347:41

"Simulation theory."

347:42

Uh, sure. Yes. Yeah, maybe that's

347:46

why. Yeah, this game does have an

347:49

overarching story. It's kind of a weird

347:51

one, though. A lot of it's kind of uh

347:54

left to you to decide. A little bit

347:56

philosophical as well, but uh All right.

348:00

Well, uh let's see. Oh yeah, there is

348:04

that. I guess we'll take off. Let's go

348:05

to the space station. I need to sell a

348:07

few things. Execute pizza order 66. I

348:10

could go for some pizza right now, as a

348:11

matter of

348:16

fact. Chat, is ketchup ever a good

348:18

substitute for actual tomato sauce? Can

348:21

you get away with that? Could you make a

348:23

tomato soup out of ketchup? Warning,

348:26

threat detected. I'm not

348:29

scared. Shabala says no. No. Then

348:32

Dovakin says, "I do

348:35

it." Darkadong says, "Ketchup is never

348:38

the answer. I actually made some curry

348:39

ketchup earlier today." You know, you

348:40

just take ketchup, mix it with curry

348:42

powder. It's the same. It's kind of a

348:44

sort of similar sauce to what they put

348:46

on Curry Burst, which I kind of grew up

348:49

eating. You can make hooch out of

348:51

ketchup. Oh,

348:55

yeah. Yeah. Can you make Can you make

348:58

spaghetti with just ketchup? Is that

348:59

okay?

349:01

Is is some like Italian guy having an

349:04

aneurysm now that I've said that I mean

349:07

it's all tomato based, isn't it?

349:09

Absolutely not.

349:14

Yeah. King C Money says, "Yes, look, if

349:16

you're poor and you've got leftover

349:18

Burger King ketchup packets and maybe

349:19

like a little bit of threat detected,

349:23

uncooked spaghetti, can you just can you

349:24

just make it work? little parmesan or

349:28

maybe American cheese from a can, you

349:30

know,

349:32

just doesn't ketchup have way too much

349:35

sugar probably. Although I have bought

349:37

sugar-free ketchup in the past and it

349:39

tastes

349:41

terrible. Yeah. Heresy detected. God,

349:44

no.

349:45

No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I did I made

349:49

uh I was I made some uh I made a kind of

349:52

a chicken wrap earlier and I made some

349:55

fries, but they weren't seasoned fries,

349:57

so I I just made some curry

349:59

ketchup. Yes, as in I would have an

350:02

aneurysm. Okay, King C, buddy. Good to

350:05

know. Instant ramen plus ketchup equals

350:08

spaghetti.

350:10

Yeah, my buddy Cox always used to say

350:15

spaghetti. It's funny. I had ramen. I

350:17

had some creamy chicken ramen last night

350:19

and I I I cubed some spam. I eat like a

350:22

king. I tell you what, man. I I I took a

350:24

couple I took a big slice of spam, cubed

350:26

it. Uh I pre I pre I don't know, cooked

350:29

it or like, you know, browned it a

350:30

little and then I made some uh ramen and

350:33

I threw the spam in and it it was

350:36

good.

350:38

Yeah, I'm 21. I'm allowed to eat like a

350:41

college student.

350:50

clunk. I'm kind of hungry now, but now I

350:52

feel like I I don't want to I don't

350:54

know. I probably shouldn't eat garbage

350:55

for dinner tonight. I try not to eat too

350:57

much late at night, but you know, when I

350:59

was losing weight, man, I was I was I

351:01

would just, you know, eat a very light

351:03

breakfast and a kind of a hearty lunch

351:04

and then no dinner. And, you know, I

351:06

lost like 10 pounds doing that. But just

351:08

kind of sucks, you know. Spam is good

351:11

and so is ramen. Never had it together.

351:12

Yeah, KingC money. Try it. I like it. I

351:14

like it with the beef flavor ramen. Um,

351:17

and you know, they used to have an

351:18

oriental flavor ramen, but I can't seem

351:20

to find it anymore. Maybe it was

351:22

discontinued, but uh, but yeah. Yeah, we

351:24

do. You take some, you take, you know,

351:26

spam comes in a can, you take all the

351:28

stuff out. You could like a good, you

351:29

know, not a too thick, but a thick

351:30

slice. You put the rest back in the can,

351:32

cover it up, and then you just, you

351:34

know, you cube it. And then you take it

351:36

in the same pot or whatever you're going

351:37

to cook your ramen in anyways. And then,

351:39

you know, just brown a little bit with a

351:40

little sesame oil or something nice. Uh,

351:43

and then yeah, you take it out of the

351:45

pot, put it off to the side, put some

351:47

ramen in, boil water or whatever. Uh,

351:49

you know, you make the ramen, the

351:51

instant ramen crap, and then you put the

351:52

uh, you know, put some spam in there,

351:54

stir it up. You could add like a, you

351:56

could drop an egg in there, maybe some

351:58

scallions, maybe some, I don't know,

352:00

whatever you like. But yeah, spam and

352:02

ramen is actually surprisingly

352:05

good. Uh, okay. Gotcha. I I wouldn't I

352:08

don't know if I would want my spam to be

352:10

sweet. I'm definitely more of a salty

352:11

savory guy as opposed to a sweet spam

352:14

guy or a sweet and stuff. I don't know.

352:16

I've never been super big into sweet

352:19

meats, you know, but I have caramelized

352:21

I have had caramelized bacon before and

352:23

that was pretty good. All right, chat.

352:25

Well, I'll tell you what. I hate to say

352:26

it. I hate to say it, chat, but uh now

352:29

is the time for us to say goodbye for

352:31

today. Yeah, that's where we're going to

352:32

wrap up today's stream. So, nice little

352:34

wave for my character. Uh we have a

352:36

we're parked in the station. Hopefully,

352:38

like I said, an experimental build will

352:39

come out tomorrow if it hasn't already

352:40

that will fix a couple of the small

352:42

glitches. Uh, Pickle Poot says, "I think

352:45

Hawaii would be proud of your spam

352:46

creation." Pickle Poot, I grew up in

352:48

Hawaii, and that's why I love spam. It's

352:50

uh that's that's how I was introduced to

352:52

it. I lived in Hawaii for a number of

352:53

years as a kid, and yeah, had spam

352:55

musubi, spam sandwiches, spam salad. It

352:58

is kind of a ubiquitous like meat

353:01

mush. But, uh, yeah, I actually grew up

353:03

in Hawaii, so uh there is such a thing

353:06

as spam sushi. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said,

353:08

spam musubi. I've I even have a msubi

353:11

press for making spam msubi. Do you like

353:14

jerky? Boy, do I ever. Yeah. But uh All

353:16

right. Well, everyone, that's going to

353:18

do it for No Man's Sky Relics for

353:20

tonight. Shout out to Hello Game, Shawn

353:21

Marine, the gang for making yet another

353:23

expedition so quickly. I mean, the last

353:25

one just ended and they already came out

353:27

with another one. So, yeah, good good

353:29

stuff. Um, I do, Hold on. Let's do this

353:31

real quick. I do want to give uh those

353:34

who contributed a huge huge thanks. Uh

353:36

we did reach our our stream fund goal

353:38

and then some. Uh and I already put in a

353:40

pledge to pick up pretty much the

353:41

biggest uh pledge package that they have

353:43

for Alien the role playing game. Like I

353:45

said, the plan now is to uh well start

353:47

start planning because again I'm

353:49

hopefully I can function as a game

353:51

master. I might reach out to a couple

353:52

friends who've done game master stuff

353:54

before. But yeah, uh in the future we

353:56

are going to have a a liveaction alien

353:59

RPG stream. Uh yeah, Locom Moco. Yeah,

354:02

I've had Locom Moco a bunch of times.

354:04

Uh, sometimes they make it with like

354:05

mushrooms and onions. I kind of I like

354:07

it without onions, I guess you could

354:08

say. Thank you, old mama dragon. Yeah.

354:11

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Yeah, but

354:13

that's like I said, I I I grew up with

354:15

spam. I grew up in all sorts of stuff.

354:17

Yeah, exactly. I I've made loc mocha.

354:19

It's hard to make it's hard to make loco

354:21

moco without making a lot of it, you

354:23

know. But, uh, it's delicious. But yeah,

354:25

thank you to everyone who contributed

354:26

for that. Uh, the fund was funded in two

354:29

days, less than two days. So, awesome.

354:31

Do you mean game commander? Sure, why

354:33

not? Uh, God says, "Hate locomok with

354:35

mushrooms." Yeah, I don't I don't I not

354:37

a big fan where they put on like big

354:39

onion chunks and mushrooms in it, but I

354:41

guess some people claim that's how it's

354:42

traditionally made, but I don't know.

354:44

I've just I've had it without it and

354:45

it's fine. I I like I like breakfast

354:48

loco where it's like Yeah, it's like

354:49

rice and they put spam on it and then

354:51

they, you know, put some gravy on it.

354:53

There's an egg on top and they sometimes

354:55

sprinkle some veggie stuff on there.

354:57

Yeah, Google it. Dovkin. It's a It's a

355:00

It's a dish that I guess is native to

355:02

Hawaii and maybe some other places. So,

355:04

all right. But my name is Captain

355:06

Richard. If you did enjoy the stream,

355:08

I'll be back tomorrow to hopefully

355:09

complete the expedition. I think we'll

355:11

probably be able to beat it in two days.

355:12

And then the plan for Friday is to check

355:14

out Adam Fall. And then maybe next week

355:15

if uh we could beat Adam Fall. I might

355:17

continue with our Assassin's Creed

355:19

playthrough. What's worse is places that

355:21

use cheap patties. Oh well. Um I guess

355:24

yeah, you know, you can make loco at

355:26

home. It's not not that hard to make.

355:28

just, you know, unless you're lazy like

355:31

I am. All right, but uh yeah, thank you

355:32

for that. Uh also, thank you to our

355:34

eight new subscribers. We also had some

355:36

bits thrown my way earlier. Thank you,

355:38

uh for all your support. But yeah,

355:39

again, thank you so much for

355:40

contributing towards the Alien RPG fund.

355:42

I think it's going to be exciting to put

355:44

together an interactive uh RPG stream at

355:46

some point. Yeah, like I said, the

355:48

planned shipping date is September. So,

355:51

uh it's really good. You can get it at

355:54

roadside stands before hitting the surf.

355:55

Yeah, Zapchar knows. Yeah, that's what

355:57

we do. I'd go uh go get some loco moco

356:01

uh and then yeah go snorkeling with my

356:04

family. All righty. I'm very lazy. Okay.

356:07

Gotcha. All right. Well, um yeah. So,

356:09

that's it for tonight. Let's see who we

356:11

can go raid. Let's see who's Let's see

356:14

who's streaming right now that we can go

356:17

raid.

356:19

H I could raid somebody who's also

356:21

streaming the uh expedition, but I'm

356:24

always afraid I might raid somebody

356:26

who's kind of ahead. I don't know. Let's

356:29

take a look

356:31

here. Um Oh, yeah, that's right. I did.

356:35

My buddy uh Zman did ask if we could

356:37

raid. Uh he has a friend of his who is a

356:39

former actor. I think he was a former

356:41

actor. Uh they've just been live for

356:43

about 45 minutes, so Oh man, thank

356:45

goodness I remembered. But uh yeah,

356:46

let's go ahead and raid Zman. Uh he's

356:49

he's got uh yeah, Chris Chris Line, he

356:51

was one of the actors in School of Rock

356:53

and he's done some other production work

356:54

as well. Uh so yeah, why don't we raid

356:57

Zman, you can tune in to this interview

356:59

that he's doing right now. All right, so

357:02

man, thank goodness I remember cuz he

357:03

did ask me if I'd be up for raiding and

357:05

I said yes. All right, so this is uh

357:08

it's Zulu Group is the channel. I

357:11

thought my phone was ringing for a

357:12

second. Boom. Head shot. All right. So,

357:15

yeah, do us a favor. Yeah, I've known

357:16

Zman a long time from some of my

357:18

earliest days of streaming. He was one

357:20

of the moderators here for a long time.

357:21

Then he took a break from Twitch for

357:23

like two years and now he's back. He's

357:24

streaming again and he's trying to have

357:26

kind of a kind of an interactive stream.

357:28

Uh he does like group streams with a

357:30

metal storm and sometimes he, you know,

357:32

brings friends on. He knows a couple

357:33

comedians, celebrities, and that kind of

357:35

thing. So, yeah. All right. Cool stuff.

357:37

Yeah, we have, wow, we have almost 225

357:39

people in the raid. Uh thank you for

357:40

that. I think they'll be very happy to

357:42

see us come raid. So, if you're a

357:44

subscriber here, use your Rad Raid

357:46

emote. Let's turn his chat into a sea of

357:47

orange weirdness and some pirate flags

357:50

from this

357:51

channel. He'll probably be happy to hear

357:53

that. Yeah, we're going to be doing some

357:54

alien stuff in the future again, right?

357:57

Well, awesome. So, uh that's going to do

357:59

it for me. Many s to all wherever you

358:01

are in the world. Please do have a good

358:02

morning, noon, or night. And remember,

358:03

tomorrow at 400 p.m. US Eastern or 8:00

358:05

p.m. Universal time or 9:00 p.m. Central

358:07

European time and I don't know about 6

358:09

days from now in New Zealand, Australia

358:11

time. I'll be back tomorrow uh with more

358:13

No Man's Sky. Man, today's stream just

358:15

flew by. Really just flew by because I I

358:18

love No Man's Sky. All right, take care

358:19

everyone. See you tomorrow. Byebye.

358:25

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