🦴 No Man's Sky Relics Expedition Full Playthrough - Day 1 🦴
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[Music]
right, everybody. Break out the 07s.
It's time to go live on
Twitch. And once again, Hello Games has
shocked us with another expansion and
expedition right after they just came
out with one. Hello, my name is Kemp
Richard. We're live at
twitch.tv/catmerchard. And we're going
to shift gears a little bit uh from
Assassin's Creed Shadows over to a
little bit of No Man's Sky because,
well, I I want to check it out. I'm
actually quite surprised. Uh, Glacier
says, "Another expedition." Didn't think
there was a new one. Yeah, it's they
they've just they're they're going ham
on expeditions now. It's crazy, right?
Yeah, it's like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
They used to do about three to four
expeditions a year, but then I think
last year they surprised us. I think
they did uh what was it like five or six
expeditions. Hello, Zero Gravity.
Welcome back. How about a nice cup of
liberty? All right. Yeah, Captain Don
says, "Expedition time. Let's get
boned." That's right. That's a That's a
good way to put it. Uh, Expo rewards are
cool. Yeah, we're going to cover all
that stuff. We're go over the patch
notes real quick here. Uh, Zero Gravity
says, "Strangely for PS4 version uh
update isn't out yet, but for PS5 I
already downloaded it. Shame. I won't
migrate until cross save is working for
me. Need that main save progress? Is
there no way? Is there no way to
manually back up a PS4 save? Is there?
Yeah, any kind." Hey, T Roy. Welcome
back. So, but yeah, welcome everybody.
Hello, Citizen Steve. Uh yeah, Dave
Langanger says, "I'm digging the update.
No samurai sky." Yeah, exactly. No
samuris for today. Uh we are going to be
jumping into the new update which came
out it came out I want to say around
9:30 a.m. my time. So it's it's been out
for a few hours now. Uh hopefully
hopefully no major blockers or bugs for
the expedition or what have you. Uh they
are boning up on things. Yeah. As will
the rest of us when we jump into No
Man's Sky. All righty. Well, let's uh
let's do this. Uh why don't we quickly
go over the patch notes? Uh, I was
running a little bit late. It's having
some tech difficulties on my side. My uh
my stream PC, it runs fine. It runs
absolutely fine. Just having some reboot
problems still. I just haven't been able
to figure out why. Uh, sometimes when I
reboot, the the system powers up, but
then nothing happens. Like literally
nothing happens. It's just power comes
on and that's it, you know? No posting,
nothing. I just have to boot it a few
times and it finally
works. Okay, so uh loving the science
blue trick shirt Red Relion. I'm glad
you noticed that. I'm glad you noticed
that. Um, I finally I last night I
finally watched I got around to watching
the the rest of season 5 of Star Trek
Lower Decks. And I'm actually genuinely
bummed that's it. You know, they only
did five seasons, about 50 episodes. Uh,
and then I don't know. I I I kind of saw
conflicting things that said that they
planned to only have five seasons, but
then I saw other articles that said that
the show was cancelled because, well,
you know, just shows get cancelled
sometimes. Uh, let's see here. I got to
pull this up. But uh but yeah, I just
last night I finally watched the the
last few episodes that I hadn't seen
just yet uh for this show. Yeah. Hi
guys, I'm Jim Cameron. No, not this
show. Hold on. Not that show. This show.
Yeah, Star Trek uh Lower Decks. If you
are a Star Trek fan and you have a any
any kind of sense of humor whatsoever,
uh you you really should watch Lower
Decks. It's it's very it's a very very
very self-re referential show uh in so
much as that it references just tons and
tons and tons of the Star Trek that
preceded it and it's awesome. Plus, it's
it's it's kind of fun. Uh the animation
is really good. It's done by a company
called Tit Mouse. They've done dozens
and dozens of shows. Uh and it's just
the humor is just spoton. It has uh
what's his name? Jack Jack Quaid who's
uh I think he's the son of what is it?
Uh uh god, what's what's the what's his
father's name? He's a prolific actor.
Was it not not Randy Quaid, Dennis
Quaid? Yeah, it's Dennis Quaid's son.
Um, but yeah, it just it focuses on the
it focuses on some of the the well the
literally the lower deckers, you know,
the officers that aren't necessarily the
bridge crew. They're the other officers
stationed at other parts of the ship.
Uh, and oddly enough, they frequently,
you know, end up be becoming the focus
of all the missions and
things. Uh, let's see here. No drops
this time. Good fellow. I didn't see
anything about drops specifically, so
probably not this time around. Uh that
said, you know, they still do drops, but
they don't do them they only do them
like three times a year. So yeah, they
just had drops what, like two months
ago, three months ago. So maybe in like
another couple of months when they have
another expansion, they'll probably do
Twitch drops. Uh so let's see. So
disappointed Lower Decks is finished.
Yeah, they're 50 episodes. I have I have
a hunch though. I have a hunch maybe
possibly that they'll end up doing a
movie. You know, shows like this when
they're they're really really popular,
but you know, sadly they do end. Usually
they end up doing a movie. you know,
some like 80 90minute movie that'll end
up on Paramount Plus. Uh I haven't I
haven't read anything that says they're
going to do that, but uh yeah, I I hope
they do. I hope they do. I hopefully
haven't heard the last of uh uh you
know, the cast and crew of the Cerritos.
The was it the USS Cerritos? Tit Mouse
or Pit Mouse? Tit Mouse. It's an
animation company. Uh first time I ever
saw anything that they did was um uh I
think it was Metal Aocalypse. They were
the animation company behind Metal
Aocalypse, which is awesome. I hate bump
that track. All right. Uh, one of the
crazy qu one of them the crossover
episode Star Trek uh, Strange New
Worlds. Yeah, that was awesome. That was
awesome. Yeah, they they they
specifically had a crossover episode uh,
with liveaction actors from Lower Decks
and then, you know, the animated version
of Strange New Worlds
crew. Uh, Red Letter Media legend Jack
Quaid. I guess I' I've I've seen some
Red Letter Media. I can't say I watch
them all the time, so I don't know if
he's actually been on there or not.
Uh, like every season cover looks like a
movie poster. Yeah, it's just it's just
a fun show. It's a very, very fun show.
Lots of, like I said, it's lots of Star
Trek based humor and there are some
really really obscure references that
they reference on the show because it's
animated. Each episode's only like 24
minutes long. But yeah, there are five
seasons, 50 episodes. If you've never
seen it and you consider yourself a Star
Trek fan, you have to. Although, it
depends depends on what you're into. My
my father tried to watch the show and he
couldn't get into it at all cuz he's
like, "Ah, it doesn't feel like Star
Trek to me." you know, that kind of
thing. But that's okay. Uh, it's Yeah,
it's it's it's fun. All right. Uh, yeah,
Tit Mouse do a few adult swim shows.
Yeah, they've done a lot of cartoons. If
you go to their website, um, I didn't
realize that they were the company
behind tons and tons of cartoons out
there. Uh, so let's see. Uh, he's been
on best of, worst, uh, Wheel of the
Worst a few times. Okay, gotcha. Yeah,
like I said, I I know I I know the the
biggest thing that I've ever seen uh
Redletter Media do, which I think is
kind of what got them kind of famous,
was their critiques of the Star Wars
movies. You know, all the different Star
Wars movies, the what was it like the
prequels and the sequels and stuff. And,
you know, for the most part, I I kind of
agree uh with most of their opinions.
Although one of the cast members, I
think he's not a regular on the show
anymore, but he was at one point, openly
stated when they were doing their review
of uh Star Wars 7, he felt that Star
Wars 7 was better than uh Star Wars
Return of the Jedi. And I was like,
well, that's enough for me, you know?
It's like I I can't take this guy
seriously ever again. So, he's like he's
like, "Oh, yeah. It's definitely, you
know, he was like Star Wars 7 was great.
Yeah, it's even better than Return of
the Jedi." And it's like, are are you
high, sir? What is there like a mental
disability that I I should know about?
Yeah. But anyways, long story short, uh
yeah, Star Trek um Lower Decks final
season fin I know it's been out since
last year, but I just finally watched
the last few episodes last night and I I
had it was fun, but then I had a sad
because it's like, oh, that's that's the
end. Yeah. All right. Uh we are now in a
European rave
apparently. All let's check out the
patch notes for relics. The relics
update. This did just come out today.
eight says relics. Introducing update
5.6. Uh, turn your hand to paleontology
in update 5.6 relics, unear hundreds of
unique bones. Assemble skeletons to
design fossil exhibits. Join the
community on an expedition to recreate
lost creatures. Battle against
gargantuan stone guardians and more. Or
let me let me pull this up here. I
forgot to set up the trailer. Let's
watch the trailer. Uh, right meow. Give
me just a sec. Uh, sorry. I forgot to
set this up ahead of
time. H. Also, why is my audio linker
not working?
Right. Like I said, I just been having
some tech difficulties today, but
hopefully today's stream will be aok.
Okay. All right. So, here it is. Here is
your trailer for No Man's Sky Relics.
Uh, let's watch it.
Relics brings archaeology to No Man's
Sky.
Design your own skeletal
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displays. Create your own museum. Barter
to find the rarest
exhibits. But some things are buried for
a reason.
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more will follow.
Throbbing
poles, pbing thrills. All righty. Well,
anyways, there you go. That's the
trailer for No Man's Sky Relics. And
yeah, let's just do a quick rundown of
the patch notes. Uh so for those you
haven't read these patch notes, can
check them out and we'll jump into the
game. Uh oh, wow. Now I can see
expedition. Yes. One of the best quality
of life additions is being able to mark
planets so we can fly to them. Yes.
Yeah. With the new Titan planets, man.
Yeah. God, it got a little difficult
finding certain moons and things when
you have to fly like five minutes in one
direction, then hopefully, you know,
take a left or a right or up down and,
you know, find the moon that you're
looking for. Hopefully, you can make a
xenoskeleton. A xenomorph skeleton. Hey
PK, welcome. Yeah, new update for No
Man's Sky. Uh, says, "Design creature
skeletons. Design and assemble complete
skeletons from your collection of
ancient bones. Imagine how ancient alien
creatures might have looked and
reassemble their bodies from their
fossilized remains with millions of
possibilities for unique species. Yeah.
So, you can uh you can also create your
own museum. I I mistakenly referred to
this as the archaeology update.
Apparently, it's paleontology. Yeah, one
of those ologies where you go dig up old
stuff. Reanimated guardians, hulking
stone, life forms slumber by planetary
fossil beds, defending these ancient
burial grounds from travelers who would
seek to disturb them. Travelers like
myself and probably you if you jump in
on this new update. Ah, so new enemy
type. Interesting. Uh, collect a huge
variety of bones. Exume a vast array of
ancient bones from rib cages plated to
spike to limbs dangling and grasping
skulls from war hounds, bog snappers,
and titan worms. An assortment of tails
and tailbones. There are hundreds of
unique fossilized parts to unearth.
That'll be exciting. Yeah, we get all
Jurassic Park on. Except they're still
dead. Yeah. Relics expedition. That's
where we're going to start today. They
sign up with the Galactic Pale Paleology
Society and join the community on a
journey to recreate ancient life forms
and uncover secrets left undisturbed for
millennia. Ah, so you can dig up old
stuff. Fossil trading. Visit fossil
collectors aboard space stations to sell
your created fossil exhibits or trade
some of your bones for any of their
broad selection of fossils. Haggle and
experiment to find the best deal. Ooh,
there's going to be haggling in the
game. That's a first, I believe. I don't
I don't Yeah, I think that's a first.
Hopefully, they'll be haggling for other
things eventually as well. I can already
see my new base build, Captain Denton's
Boner Museum. Yes. Would a xenomorph
have a skeleton? They're very insect
like, so I guess instead of a, you know,
an endoskeleton, they would have an
exoskeleton. I guess that's how you
could describe it. I think they're all
just like juicy mush on the inside. It's
acidic juicy mush. Uh, it feels like the
last update came out just yesterday. I
love this game. I know. It's crazy,
right? All right. Improved abandoned
mode. Playing in an abandoned universe
has been streamlined and enhanced.
Dererick space stations now contain
functional upgrade stations for the exo
suit, starship, and multi-tool, as well
as salvage boxes containing valuable
upgrades. Travelers can scavenge further
technologies from planetary buried
caches and purple systems are
automatically visible on the galaxy. So,
there you
go. It's Yeah, they look like actual big
dinosaur dig sites. otherworldly bone
creatures on planets where ancient bones
can be found within purple star systems.
Skeletal fauna have risen from their
fossil beds to roam their planetary
homes once more. So, and I and I have to
be honest, when I first saw this, when I
I I hear me out here before you start
judging me poorly. I saw this and I was
like, what is the rationale between just
a bunch of bones walking around? I
thought to myself, it's like it does. I
mean, even even for a sci-fi sense, if
something is dead, uh, and it like comes
back to life as a skeleton, is this is
this supposed to be I don't know, is
this sci-fi or is this like the mildest
form of horror seeing skeletons just
walking
around? And how how does that make
scientific sense even a in a sci-fi
fantastic sci-fi game like No Man's Sky?
But then I thought to myself, this is No
Man's Sky. You literally have like ball
like sensient balls rolling around or
you know uh like electric buildings and
robots stomping around that just kind of
occur naturally and all sorts of stuff.
Yeah. The reality glitches and the like.
So I was like, you know what? Although I
think this is at least a bit mildly
silly even for a sci-fi game. It's like
it's No Man's Sky. You they can pretty
much do whatever they want given the
weirdness that we've already seen in the
game. They're they're creatures that are
are like living plants that walk around
and stuff. I mean Lone Wolf is like,
"Ah, no. I'm judging already. Hey,
Microhex. Welcome. Yeah. Yeah.
Microhacks, they they've they've had
they're just going ham already in
2025. Uh this the actual words were more
will follow. Yes, indeed. So, yeah,
could be nanobots controlling the bones,
right? I was trying to rationalize like
is this is this supposed to be like
haunted house type fair now or you have
these just it's like oh it's just
literally skeletons because it would
imply that this was once a creature that
was alive, right? and it had died and
then all of its flesh had just, you
know, rotted away and been microbes
eaten away. So, it's just a skeleton.
So, what's the rationale behind bones, a
skeleton just walking around? But I
thought to myself, it's like it's No
Man's Sky. This isn't the weirdest thing
you could see in No Man's Sky by a long
shot. So, uh, let's see. Zur Gravity
says, "This is sigh fantasy." Anyways,
yeah, that's and that's kind of that's
kind of why I I stopped myself because I
was like, "Hey, this is No Man's Sky.
They've kind of gone beyond even just
sci-fi in general into a lot of like
really weird uh strange aspects of
possibilities in reality. So yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Go for it. Glacier. Yeah. Fire up
that expedition. Hopefully you get start
off on a in a good
area. Yeah. It would be better if they
still had muscle tissue and skin
attached. Right. Like I said, I was
trying to I was trying to do away with
any kind of logic and say this is No
Man's Sky. It's it doesn't matter cuz at
this point is it kind of like it's maybe
you know I I hate to say it but I think
maybe this is stuff that they've made
for uh Light No Fire and they're like
hey maybe we can add this as content to
No Man's Sky. So where in a fantasy
concept like we saw in the Light No Fire
videos that they're already like
skeletons walking around and other other
you know fantasy tropes. Uh maybe they
decided to say it's like hey why don't
we just reuse these assets or make
similar assets for No Man's Sky. So, but
anyway, so yeah, there are bone
creatures that are going to be in the
game. All right, share fossil creations.
Package assembled fossils into fused
exhibits conveniently stored in the
inventory. Reorganize reorganize your
museum layout with ease or gift your
displays to other travelers. Get ready
to be given a lot of skeletons on the
anomaly. Yeah, instead of uh starship AI
valves, someone gives you like a billion
dollars worth of stuff, they're going to
slip a entire dinosaur carcass into your
back
pocket. Oh, that sucks.
Avalanche. All right. Living stone hard
pack. Participants in the relics
expedition can earn this unusual flight
device sculpted from the remains of
sensient rock. So yeah, it's a new type
of backpack, jetpack, life support, that
kind of thing. Ah, big stone golems. Uh,
bone
cuisine. Where's Mammon? I want him to
test my bone cuisine. Prepare uh new
bonebased recipes in the nutrient
processor to ingest for health and
protective benefits or to present to
iteration Cronis for critique judgment
and potential remnumeration. Yeah. Would
you like to try my bone
cuisine? Oh yeah. Here we go. Planetary
dig sites. Visit roaming fossil
collectors and harvest large bone caches
at paleontological digs. Say that five
times fast. Uh established upon many
worlds across the galaxies. Yeah, dig
sites where you can go dig up dinosaurs
and stuff. Would you like my bone sauce?
I would love a carcass shoved into my
back pocket. Yeah. So, some enemies are
called stone ghosts. So, this could be
reanimated bones, meaning those are also
stone creatures as bones to fossilize.
Yeah. Yeah. I was about to say where
there's, you know, stone stone monsters.
And it's like, what? That seems fine.
But why do I have a problem with just a
bunch of bones walking
around? Five bucks a nibble. Yeah. Uh,
living stone customization. So, this is
this is pretty cool. I think this is
going to be pretty popular. Uh, it says,
"Complete the Relics Expedition to
unlock a complete living stone
appearance override. A powerful magnetic
field runs through this ancient stone,
turning lumpin rock into something
almost alive." Ah, so I think that's
going to be kind of cool. There's a new
staff that you can get as well. I like
this outfit, though. I might actually
try to wear that today if we can uh beat
the expedition. So, yeah. Yeah, there it
is. I don't know. I kind of I kind of
like it in a way. It's like Yeah. making
armor out of stone. Although kind of all
the hands are also stone. Interesting.
And here we go. Speaking of walking
around bones, the Rolex Expedition
unlocks the exclusive living fossil
companion, a loyal fleshless creature of
animated bone. Again, you know, they
have they have creatures that are just
nothing but pure energy in this game.
And figure bones walking around should
be okay as well. Uh bone cuisine is what
they used to call me in college. Yeah.
Yeah. They used to call me permanent
failure in college. Yeah, it's they were
right. Uh yeah, the people who were
telling me that weren't my peers. It was
like my counselors and teachers and
stuff. Oh, sad. Uh, but living stone
centuries. Uh, floating stone guardians
protect fossil sites, hurling masses of
rock and crystal at any who would seek
to exume their beds of ancient bones.
Beds of bone. Boning in bed. Uh, crafty
and challenging opponents. These
guardians will sometimes even resort to
self-destruction to defend their
territory. Ah, good. We need some
tougher enemies in this game. People in
college called me dropout. And that was
after he dropped out, so it was
accurate. This armor looks sick, and the
staff from previous expedition is so
right for it. Well, there's a new staff
as well. I'll show it to you. Zero
gravity. Uh, colossal stone effiges. The
crumbling ruins of relic worlds are
watched over by monumental stone
figures, vestigages of long dead alien
civilizations. These mysterious effiges
appear dormant, their purpose lost to
time until they awaken and stab your
face with some
bone. All right. Well, anyways, uh Oh,
yeah. Now, I think this is actually kind
of cool. Uh rare skeletal sandworms
thunder through the dunes and darken the
skies of some worlds bringing an even
stranger variety to these titanic life
forms. So yeah, the titan worms the you
know when you go to worm planets you
these giant duneesque worms you know
flying shy hulu. They're now they now
have skeleton versions. I actually I
really want to see that in game. I bet
that's going to look awesome. Purchase
stone relics. Bold explorers can steal
the vigilant stones left by slumbering
guardians. These rare relics are highly
lucrative but may provoke vengeance from
the eyes original owner. H. It's kind of
like a those colossal abyssal horrors
where you have to steal their
eyeball. All right. Decorate freely with
your bone. Uh, enjoy complete decorative
freedom with precision placement of
individual bones. Designed even more
outlandish biologydefying skeletons or
simply furnish habitable bases with
skeletal decoy. I like that. Even they
acknowledge outlandish biologydefying
skeletons. See, they that's why I'm like
it's like ah yeah, I mean they they know
they're just going completely hammer at
this point. Skeletal shinken bone pig.
All right. What was that game where you
had to Was it Was it called Shadow of
the Colossus where it's like you you
were this little dude. You have to fight
the big big stone things. I want a Titan
bone worm. Yes. Wouldn't we all? All
right. Basilless crown staff. Yeah,
dude. Check this staff out. Travelers
completing the relics expedition will be
rewarded with the exclusive Basilus
crown staff, a fused pillar of bone and
circuitry. Beware its gaze. Dude, look
at this. Hold on. This is like This is
like Skeletor's wand or staff or
whatever. Doesn't that look cool? Yeah.
It looks like something out of, you
know, like Warhammer or something. No
joke, some people in uni called me Jesus
because I had a beard, walked around
with a big book, and didn't exist. Oh,
wow. Uh, to be fair, my health was so
weak back then, I barely attended. Ah, I
see. All right. Well, hopefully
hopefully may the uh force of the sky
wizard be with you. All right. Uh, let's
see. So, anyways, uh, yes. I dude, I
want I want to get this. Looks pretty
cool. All right, here's the big one.
Interplanetary navigation. Pin celestial
bodies to your starship's navigational
systems uh from the discovery screen to
help locate undiscovered planets within
the solar system or narrow down your
search for rare planetary features such
as ancient bones or distant worlds.
Yeah, finally being able to tag moons
around Titan planets will make finding
them a lot lot easier. So, that's a
that's a very nice quality of life uh
thing. And then they the I think Seawn
Murray retweeted somebody. He's like,
"This is the best thing they've done in
years." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Best
low-key part of the update, right, Dave?
Uh, all right. Well, anyways, so there
you go. And then, of course, if you want
to read the full patch notes, you can
simply go to no mansy.com, click on
release log, and that is where the
relics update will be
listed. Okay. Yeah, Resonate, welcome.
Hello. All right, so yeah, so we're
about to jump into that. Just real
quick, I just do want to make a quick
plug for yours truly. Um, I'm hoping to
put together a uh for later this year,
an alien RPG live stream where myself
and potentially other content creators
uh will do a an RPG stream just like how
we did last October with D and D, with
Varity, Katie Peters, None Good Left,
and Gwen Leanne. And so, uh, I'm trying
to raise funds to get the latest updated
set, which is not out now. It's actually
on Kickstarter. It was on Kickstarter as
of yesterday. So, I'm hoping to put
together hopefully like a live RPG
stream set in the Aliens RPG universe or
Alien Universe as opposed to Dungeons
and Dragons. Uh, they do have a
Kickstarter that's been wildly
successful already. They've already
raised over $1.3 million over their
official or initial goal of 50 grand.
Uh, so what I'm trying to do is I'm
trying to get one of their bigger pledge
packages that has all the core rule
books, uh, all the, you know, Colonial
Marines expansions, Wayani info, and
some of the other game, uh, that they
are putting in some of the bigger
packages. We're already raised, uh,
about twothirds of our goal, trying to
raise 397 bones. So, if you'd like to
contribute and help make an Aliens RPG
stream happen on this channel, uh, feel
free to contribute. It could be some
loose change you got running around
underneath your car seats, maybe a buck
or two hiding in your sofa. uh feel free
to do so. Type in exclamation point
alien if you'd like to uh you know if
you'd like to contribute. You can also
scroll down and click the uh button on
the I think it's below my screen that
just says yeah uh alien RPG uh fun
thing. There it goes. So anyways, yeah,
feel free to chip in if you would like.
Uh like I said, I had a lot of fun doing
a live RPG stream for the first time
last October. So I'd like to try to set
something up in my wheelhouse, which is
the Alien
Universe. Yeah. So yeah, if you want to
check it out for yourself, you can go to
kickstarter.com, just type in AlienRPG.
I should probably make a command for
that. Yeah, Alien RPG. Because I'm sure
they'd love your support. I mean, they
they are very very very wellunded. I
think they've already raised was it over
2,000% of their goal. I mean, it was
literally about $50,000. They've raised
1.3 million. Uh, and again, they
shouldn't have any production problems
getting this out because they already
created the original uh Alien RPG, which
came out a few years ago. This is simply
the next version of it. It's like the
2.0 version, I guess you could say. And
I've been waiting for this Kickstarter
to come out before planning on doing an
alien RPG stream. So yeah, like I said,
if you feel like contributing, uh, type
in exclamation point alien. All righty.
Now, with that, let's go look at some
bony aliens, I guess you could say, in
No Man's Sky and then start the new
expedition. All right, give me a sec. I
did uh I only have a couple mods
installed and I did check today and
looks like they are still working, so
that's a
plus. Do you know how long you'll be
keeping the funding going, Cap? uh well
until it's you know funded or uh I did
set the end date to the end of April. So
I got plenty of time cuz I I think the
uh that that's when the I think that's
when the Kickstarter itself ends is is
towards the uh it's towards well about
like twothirds of the way through April.
So yes I just that's I set my uh my
stream goal to be the same
thing. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jennonic.
Yeah. Yeah. I know. I did say I did. I
feel bad too cuz I did tell everyone
yesterday that we were going to continue
with Assassin's Creed Shadows. There's a
new Twitch drop out today for Assassin's
Creed Shadows as well. And then Seawn
Murray was like, "Hey, by the way, new
expansion, new expedition. Go ham. Go
crazy if you want." So, yeah. All right.
Uh, hey, Rats. Welcome. All right. So,
let's do this. So, I've got about 800
hours in the game right now. My biggest
save has more than half of that, 463
hours. But yeah, I think I'm at 803
hours in the game. Uh, so let's jump
into my main save. And again, as of a
few expansions ago, you can now uh start
expeditions from your main save, from a
new terminal at the anomaly, all the
bones. All
righty. Yeah, it's just it's it's it's
weird. I it's I think because they're
working on Light No Fire, they're having
an easier time creating new content for
No Man's
Sky. And you know, don't take this the
wrong way, but uh nothing personal to
you as, you know, as a as someone
hanging out here, but I I do have a
small fear that what they'll end up
doing is they'll try to take too much
content from Light No Fire and bring it
to No Man's Sky. So, it's new content
for No Man's Sky. uh as they're making
Light No Fire and then when Light No
Fire officially comes out, it'll seem a
bit too familiar. You know, it's
supposed to be a new game, so to speak,
if that makes sense. I don't know. It's
just it's kind of a kind of a weird
thing that I I I kind of sprang to mind
when I saw today's update and I was like
there there's especially the walking,
you know, bone creatures and stuff. I I
know that's tech that we are going to
see in Light No Fire. They they
showcased it in the
trailer. Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not
an archaeologist or a paleontologist
because I guess that's the proper term
for someone who, you know, digs up and
researches dinosaur bones. Yeah, that
will kill lightnire quick if that's the
case, right? So, like I said, it's kind
of it's kind of one of those, you know,
sneaking suspicions that I I I just
randomly thought today. It's like, man,
if they bring too much content over from
Light No Fire, yeah, Light No Fire just
won't seem like that new or novel of a
game. I mean, I I'm likely going to be
wrong. I hope I'm wrong, but uh if they
if they rely on their development of
light no fire to keep the No Man's Sky
uh fire burning, so to speak, might
might not seem it might seem like it's
like ah we've seen most of this already
kind of thing. I mean, it doesn't matter
to me. I'll be playing it either way,
but uh but yeah. Uh in their defense,
I've seen animated bone creatures in
many fantasy games, right, Captain
Dented? But this isn't a fantasy game.
It's supposed to be kind of like a
sci-fi adventure game, if you will. But
you could almost call it sci-fi fantasy
at this
point. Did finish KCD? I've been out a
little while, Tequila. I did. Yeah, we
played through both Kingdom Come
Deliverance 1 and Kingdom Come
Deliverance 2, and both games were very
good. Across both those games, I took me
about 250 hours to play through both of
them. So, that's a lot that's a lot of
gameplay,
man. So, all right, we'll see. But, all
right, let's do this. Uh yeah, let's go.
Let's go find uh I guess we'll go find
the
anomaly. Yeah, I've got a number of
ships. This one's the Inuendo batch
tosser. By the way, you know, if I get
some new ships and stuff, we'll have to
name some ships and planets and things.
Uh Metagon says, "Hey, Kim Richard, I
just saw the new trailer. How is it so
far? I just I just went live like 20
minutes ago. Oh, 30 minutes ago, and we
were going over the patch notes. I
literally just logged into the game."
Yeah, I did. I did just log into the
game. So, uh so yeah. Oh, tell to uh to
Mattiggon and literally everyone. Hey,
how you doing? Yeah. Hi. How's it going?
All right. So, let's do this. See if we
can get in this ship. Go to the
anomaly. All right. Let's turn around
here. All stop. All stop. So, we can
take a look at my Oh, yes. Yeah. Uh,
this is my pirate ship. H, there are
many like it, but this one's mine. I
like I like the color scheme. I think
the color scheme came out well. It's
mostly orange and black. You know, my my
favorite color combo, Halloween colors
with some some red trim. I like that a
lot, actually. Hey, big 80s.
Welcome. Plus, I got a fleet with ghost
ships and bug ships and alien ships and
all sorts of
stuff. Yeah, the orange. Yeah, it's also
the only color that I bought. It costs
5,000 uh nanites. Uh 5,000 nanites per
color. Uh lucky you. My freighter looks
like a flying dumpster. Well, any anyone
can get this uh this pirate ship. It's
just what's hard is to get this as an
S-class uh pirate ship. That that took a
few tries. A red Rian says, "What's it
name?" I don't know. It doesn't have a
name. No. Yeah, it's definitely not the
SS Dinglehopper as was aptly named by
the person who got naming rights to this
ship.
Look, if I find another S-class pirate
ship, I got to take that one so we can
go with a new
name. Yeah. Dra says, "I got mine first
try." Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I
don't play the lottery, man. I could be
on a lottery with just one other person.
I'd still
lose. All right. Oh, my Wait, actually,
hold on. It says my Sentinel alert level
high. My settlement
is H settlement is under attack. So,
let's do this. Let's go land the
anomaly. Then I got to go to my
settlement and beat up some robots and
then we'll start the
expedition. Yeah. So again, I do I do
let uh I do let subscribers on the
channel. This is kind of an extra perk
to say thanks to get to name multi-tool
ships, planets, freighters, frig, all
sorts of stuff in this
game. There's a there's our community
planet, Space Hawaii, previously known
as Space Florida, but I renamed it cuz I
don't know, it looks more like Hawaii
than Florida to me. I should know I've
lived in both places.
I could be in a lottery by myself and I
wouldn't win. Yeah, because you'd win
then lose the ticket. That's that's what
I would do
probably. Uh, Tequila Puddle, from what
I've heard, even Avalanche Master, who's
in chat right now, who's played it a lot
in VR, this game lends itself very very
very well to VR. The only thing is you
can't do the dab dash, you know, like
the bash dash, the attack dash, uh, that
little move. You can't can't do that in
VR. Hey, GG. I'm doing well. I'm doing
well now that we have a uh
Oh. Oh, no.
Um, you know, I hate to say it GG, but I
think you jinxed us. I'm just kidding,
buddy. But, you know, it's uh um
um you know, I've gotten stuck in the
anomaly before. We're off to a great
start, by the way. I've gotten stuck in
the anomaly before, but never like
this. You broke it. Yes. All right.
Um so, let's see.
I can't get
out. I wonder what everyone else sees.
Yeah. I wonder if I I'm just stuck
here.
Yeah. It's like something something
borked on the way in. As right as I was
about to land, it got
stuck. Uh I'll just see myself at No.
It's okay, GT. Don't worry about it,
buddy. It's like Yeah. Off to Yeah. Off
to a great start. All right. Um let's do
this. All right, let's just let's just
quit the mode select.
Yes. And let's restart it. Hopefully,
I'll I'll be in the anomaly already.
They probably see a crazy person who
doesn't know how to park. Yeah, I think
that ship was a BMW. Yeah, just Yeah, it
doesn't know how to park
properly. Okay, apparently we get to
take a second shot at this. So, great.
There we
go. Oh
god, having allergies.
Looks like it's full in there.
[Music]
Yeah. Hold
on. There we go. Second time's a
charm. All righty. So, yeah. Hello.
Yeah. Once again, this is yours truly.
We've got lots of different outfits and
hopefully we can beat the expedition and
get a new outfit. Wonder if I wonder if
anyone's wearing it. Yeah, some people,
you know, they they play through these
expeditions and they beat it in like,
you know, three, four
hours. Yeah. See, so there's a giant
Yeah, there's a giant eyeball pet
rolling around and somehow I had a
problem with just bones walking around.
It's like, yeah, that doesn't make
sense. You know, the bones, but it's
like this eyeball is like, yeah,
problem. Uh, I actually know the answer,
but Tequila Puddle says, "What's the
difference between a cactus and a BMW?"
[Music]
H. There we go. Eyeball. Yeah, exactly.
With the cactus, the prick is on the
outside. All righty. Here we
go. Is this new music? Sounds like new
music. Okay, here we go. Expedition
Sperminus. All right, expedition 18
relics. Six weeks remaining. They always
give us a month and a half. Uh, unless
they unless it's a redo, then usually
only give you two weeks to do the redo.
Uh, start an expedition to go on a
journey alongside the whole community.
The exclusive phase rewards earned on
expeditions are available to all saves.
Sign up for expedition 18 relics to
unear ancient treasures and recreate the
lost beasts of the
past. Oh god, here we
go. Sorry, I had to burp. Ah, so hm.
Starting equipment now. You know, Chad,
every single time we've done an
expedition since uh since they gave us
the ability to start expeditions from a
save, a pre-existing save, uh I have
never brought anything with me. I don't
know. Should that change? Captain Denton
says like, "No, go hardcore." I know.
That's what I always do. But maybe could
I bring like 15 repair kits with me?
Maybe 1,000 oxygen. Maybe some other
goodies, some technology S-class, you
know, like eight S-class modules. Yeah.
No. Yeah. No. No. I'm definitely not.
Oh, that's right. I forgot my
settlement. Hold on. [ __ ] Hold on.
That's
right. That's right. Hold on. I got to
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm not going
to bring anything with me. I like the
challenge of going in. Yeah, one cup of
coffee. That's not a bad
idea. All right, give me a sec. I got to
just go beat up some uh sentinels real
quick. How about a wife to brighten up
the journey? Yeah, that would be nice in
real life and
beyond. I've been flying solo for a long
time now. H sadness. Okay, here we go.
So, let's do What am I doing? All right,
we're going to go to Space Jerk Central.
That's my
settlement. I can already feel it, man.
My nose is tingling. My eyes are getting
itchy. I was outside for approximately 3
minutes. Felt like I was going to
die. We're doing it naked and afraid
style. I wonder if there are any mods
where you can have like a nude traveler.
A fully nude traveler.
The tingling is what bugs
me.
Okay, now I was told that my base was
under
attack. I may have been lied to. Now,
here's something. If you don't know, uh
this is a thing. Hold on. I'm gonna
sneeze. Uh if you didn't know, uh once
you if you if you teleport somewhere
from the anomaly, you'll have the
ability to go right back to the anomaly.
It says return to space anomaly. So if
you didn't know that was an option,
that's an option. Once you once you do
literally anything after leaving the
anomaly, though, this option goes away.
This is if you teleport from the anomaly
and you're like, "Oh crap, I need to go
back." Uh and so it allows you to just
go right
back. Yeah, it's a it's a little nice
little feature that surprisingly not a
lot of people know about. It just allows
you to just go right back
there. You reloaded the save. Uh yeah, I
guess you're right. I did technically
reload the save, didn't
I? Okay. Yeah. Well, there you go. Yeah,
Matty Gone. If you did not know that,
you can leave the anomaly and then if
you're like, "Oh, I forgot something."
You can go right back to the anomaly
without having to go back to a
teleporter. All right, here we go. Let's
do this. Oh, wrong vendor or wrong
station.
All right, let's see here. Begin
expedition. Expedition 18. 18
expeditions. I have done all of them.
And now we're about to start the newest
one. Okay, I'm going to go in
empty-handed because I like the
challenge. Basically, it makes you feel
like you're playing the game, like
starting the game from scratch all over
again. And that's kind of why I like to
bring in nothing with me. Does it make
it a little more tedious? Yes. Does it
make it take longer? Yes. Is it kind of
fun? Yes. Yeah. But that's why I usually
go in empty-handed. But I do bring
things back. That's one of the nice
things about doing the expedition from
an existing save is that you can bring
goodies back with you easily. The only
thing you can't bring back with you is
like like a
freighter. All of the
ships. Yeah, it's Yeah, it's a great way
to get out. All right, here we go. Boom.
All right. Begin expedition. Beginning
the expedition will start a new journey
and place you upon an unknown world.
Reach the space anomaly to retrieve
stored equipment. You may switch freely
between your expedition and primary
saves at any time. Do you wish to
continue? Mm-m. No, no, I don't think
so. Oh, wait. Yes, yes, I do. Sorry, got
confused there for a second. All
right. And ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls, it
begins. At least it should begin in a
moment.
Allergies. It's thinking.
Commencing at system
initialization. Life support systems
activated. Shield kinetic system online.
Scanner damaged. Repair
required. Aerial propulsion jetack
[Music]
online. Multi-tool and mining laser
attachment operational.
User initialization sequence complete.
All right, chat. And like I said, like I
said, it begins.
All right, this is us starting off a new
expedition. Sign up with the Galactic
Paleology Society and join the community
on a journey to recreate ancient life
forms and uncover secrets left
undisturbed for millennia. Complete
milestones to earn new equipment.
Complete entire phases for special
exclusive rewards. Uh, view progress in
the expedition page. Follow a path
through the galaxy. Bases, discoveries,
yada. Let's do this. All right, here we
go. All right, first things first. Let
me move my my webcam so I'm not covering
up my uh my health bar and stuff. All
right, let's see. There we go. Right
about Yeah, I'm wearing my science
officer Star Trek shirt, so hopefully
that uh make things go a little easier.
Oh, now we saw these. Yeah, these memory
stones, these are uh these are to create
the the relic buildings, which like I
said, we'll likely see something similar
and light the
fire. I'm still in daylight. Yeah, that
that's fine.
Yeah, as long as it's not a red shirt.
Exactly.
Okay, first things first. All right, so
looks like uh let's see. We got to
reorganize. Oh, that's interesting.
Advanced translator. That's
peculiar. Okay, let's go ahead
and uh supercharge our jetpack module.
Uh looks like we got a lot of open slots
here, so that's nice. Uh induction
lattice. Yeah, we're going to
supercharge that as well.
Okay, shield strength and core health.
Okay, so let's take a look. Actually,
let's go take a look at our starship in
person. Doesn't seem to be too far
away. One thing I wish I could remove is
I wish I could remove the text overlay.
I don't think there's a way to do that,
unfortunately. Uh I see a bunch of
explorer ships already, so it's likely
that we are going to uh be assigned an
explorer ship. for this uh
expedition. One of the things that
always gets me about expeditions is I
always have to remember that my jetpack
sucks and I can't jump as far as I
normally like to. Let's take a look at
the
multi-tool. Raycast atomizer. Oh, that's
actually kind of a good name for a
multi-tool. It's a pistol style. Uh
looks like it's going to come with a
bolt cer. So, let's go ahead and
supercharge that bolt
cer damage potential barrel
ionizer. Let's see. Let's try moving
some stuff around. Usually, putting the
weapon itself in the overcharge slot
gives you the most DPS. That is
apparently the case as well. Okay,
scanner. Let's uh supercharge the
scanner. analysis
visor, mining
beam. Oh, can you supercharge a uh
analysis visor? I don't I don't think
so. Scanners, you can. So, if you look
at my scanner range, it's 200 stock. If
I put it in an overcharge slot, it goes
up to 250. Eventually, you you'll want
to put scanner upgrades in those
supercharge slots instead. Uh, this is
also kind of interesting. Once again, I
know it's I know it can be randomized,
but typically you get one supercharged
slot per class or you know, you get one
more per class. So, you get one with C,
two with B, three with A, and four with
S. But once again, in this expedition,
we're given a C-class multi-tool, and
we've got three supercharge slots right
off the bat. So, that's nice. Did they
do another expedition recently? It
literally just ended. Oh, yeah. For the
person who asked me if I completed
Titan, yes. Yes, I did. I did get the
new ship. So, yeah, they're they're
basically doing expeditions back to back
now. It's crazy. It's awesome. Yeah,
jumping is not the problem. It's the
landing that
sucks. You are not wrong about that. So,
here we go. Bolt cer mining
beam. Let's see. Just heading over to my
spaceship. Nice orange planet. Impulse
beans. Remember, when you're first
starting off and you have literally
nothing in your inventory, everything is
worth money. Everything is worth money.
So yeah, just some heptoloid wheat, some
impulse beans, you know, that's a little
over 20,000 credits already. Literally
everything is worth money and scanning
stuff. Just scanning everything is
worthwhile, too. I like this planet. I
like the I like the blue plants with the
uh with the orange
grass. All right, as uh as suspected.
Yeah, it looks like we are getting an
explorer. Not my favorite type of ship,
but we can make it work. And apparently
this planet is having some light
problems.
Okay,
received. There we go. Let's see.
Options. That should be good for now.
Sorry, just sounded like it was a little
loud for a
moment. Ah, looks like this is a trading
outpost. Let's see if any of these boxes
are still
unopened. There we go. Yeah, they got
some free oxygen again when you're
That's why I like coming with nothing.
It It makes me feel like it matters
again that I have to find
stuff. Uh let's see. Else complete a
planet. Don't forget to turn them all in
for nanites. Yeah, you have to scan all
the creatures on a planet to get a
nanite
bonus. Uh look for crashed
ships. Look for a bag of chips.
[Music]
trader. Small creatures busy adding up
trade profits when I appear, sensing me.
Uh, their eyes widen in anticipation and
they rub their fingers together
greedily. Does anyone speak GEK?
Tradition too, something. The life form
pecks emphatically at the monetary
figures on their pad, then bounces up
and down. A pleasant aroma fills the
air. An echo of the floral scent that
drenches this lush
world. Should I give them
money? The life form is clearly
thrilled. They give me a piece of
technology in
exchange. Oh, a pulse spitter module.
Now, uh we're probably going to stick
with the the
blaster, but uh that is a very good
trade because I can get 480 nanites out
of this. Yeah, this is an upgrade for
the pulse spitter, but I'm not using a
pulse spitter, at least at the moment.
I'm using a bolt cer. So, that's 480
credits or units or nanites that I'm
going to get for free. So, this is what
Murray was posting his bone for. Yeah,
if there's anything I love, it's Shawn
Murray's bone uh bone based
expedition. Let's see. Transmission
tower. I wonder let's let's check out to
see what this is all about. Give me just
a sec. Hold on.
Long ago, it seems an automated distress
call went unanswered. If I can if I can
crack the encryption pattern, I could
potentially extract the coordinates.
124 120. All
right, let's see.
Uh, okay. Let's
[Music]
see. I think it's So, it's one, what is
that? Uh,
three,
four,
five, and then six. So, yeah, it
be So, I think it'd be 720. Yeah,
exactly. It's multiplying one. It's by
one, by two, by three, by four, by five.
So, distress signal coordinates
discovered. Uh, Dra Duck, we we we just
we just went over the patch notes. Hold
on, let me let me do this real quick.
Uh, give me a sec. So yeah, the patch
notes are at
noanssky.com/relics-upgrade or update.
But let me do this. I will post this in
chat for you and then I'll make a really
quick relics command. Yeah, so there's
the uh there are the patch notes right
there. You know, the basically, you
know, the the summary that they always
do. Now, give me a moment. I'll create a
relics command. So if anyone asks me
that in the
future, let's see. Timers, no
commands. Let's do this. We'll call it
exclamation point relics. Uh, let's see.
Check out all the new goodies in the No
Man's Sky relics. Uh, let's see.
Sky
relics. Patch notes. All right. Patch
notes here. Okay, there's that. And
round
one. Okay, let's see. Is that going to
work? Set that to group general. Boom.
Shakalaka. Bam. And there it is. So we
type an exclamation point relics. And
there it is. Okay. So that goes right to
the patch notes. Sweet. All righty.
Oly
doy. One of these days they'll add FPS
combat, you know, for uh against uh
creatures and aliens and stuff. Let's
take a look at my ship. See if it's
damaged. It's probably damaged. Usually
they start off damaged.
Okay. The ship communicator registers an
incoming message. The frequency is
unusual, broadcasted on an antiquated
bandwidth, but the signature is
identifiable. The Galactic Paleology
Society slanted Margaret Specialist and
bring the alien babbles
enthusiastically. not seeming to mind
whether the specifics of their words are
understood. Dust floats from their hands
as they justiculate. Attached to the
transmission are details of an
excavation schedule plotting out a
series of dig sites spread across
multiple worlds. A collection of
valuable relics are listed offered as
reward for participating explorers. I
accept this
schedule. The Galactic Paleology Society
representative appears delighted. The
first directive on the schedule is not a
request for fossils as I had expected,
but a request for artifacts. Perhaps
this first phase is a test, a measure of
my uh e excavatory
skills.
Okay. So, for for
once so for once in an expedition. Yeah,
we don't have to repair the ship to
leave. That's
fascinating. Let's see. All right. So,
we launch fuel. Looks like we need some
warp fuel. Signal booster repair kit
dihydrogen
jello. Okay, so that's a C-class
explorer. It's kind of lopsided. They
call that uh asymmetric, I
believe. No. Uh let's see. So, we got
rocket pods and we've got the typical
photon cannon. That's
fine. So, we've got Atlantide. They gave
us an Atlantid drive right off the bat,
but no other upgrades. Not a lot of
unlocked technology slots. Some decent
storage to start off. So, that's
good. Okay. Well, that's interesting.
All right, chat. You know what we have
to do is uh you know the drill. Once we
start expeditions, we have to rename our
multi-tool and rename our ship. And
that's a perk that I like to give to
subscribers. So, let's do this. If
you're a subscriber here, you know the
drill. Uh be sure to type in what I'm
about to say. Uh and you get to rename
the stuff.
Name all my new
dudes. Okay, here we go. 3, two, one,
and boom. All right, so if you're a
subscriber here, type in type in
exclamation point. Let me name someone's
going to get to rename my multi-tool
that we'll use throughout the expedition
probably. And then my starship. Now,
there's a good chance I may actually try
to get a different starship. I've never
been the biggest fan of explorers,
although we are actually doing some
exploring, so maybe I should keep it.
But uh yeah, if you want to rename my
stuff, uh feel free to type in
exclamation point. Let me
name. So, let's see. I wonder if there's
anything else. Let's do
this.
Okay. All right. Looks like we got a
couple things we need to do
already. Let's take a look at the
expedition. Uh so, same thing. It always
goes in five phases with the final phase
being all the rewards you get uh at the
end. Go figure. So, let's do this.
Collect reward. Uh, prepackaged personal
refinery unit, Starship launch fuel
signal booster plans, surge battery
plans, and
geck. Yo, get
words. Okay, so I can make another
signal booster, surge batteries. I'm
assuming I'm going to need some of
those. Okay, so let's do this pre
package personal refiner. That's going
to go in the butt
pack. Okay. All right, let's go to the
other thing now. Uh, collect ancient
artifacts. Let's
see. All right. So, uh, excavate
artifacts for the Galactic Paleology
Society. I'll look at base plans,
scatter blaster, hazard protection, and
frost protection. That means they're
going to send us to a frozen planet at
some point. Defeat an ancient guardian.
Reassemble an aven skeleton. Ooh.
Discover
minerals. Complete a fossil.
All
righty. Yeah. So, lots of lots of This
is going to be a kind of a discovery
themed
expedition. Looks horrendous. Replace
it. Yeah, it's not my favorite. I I've
never been a big fan of the vertical
style explorers. No ships as a reward
this time. The Manchu uh they are doing
a uh they're doing a new jetpack, a new
multi-tool, and a new outfit. Those are
your top prizes this time around. Kind
of like uh during the bug the recent bug
expedition where you got like the entire
bug outfit and some other stuff. Do I
give this another go or to just skip
ahead to the jaded disappointment? Well,
it depends on uh if you want to
hopefully get your mind off of things
by, you know, traversing the
galaxy. Yeah. Yeah. The outfit, in my
opinion, does actually look cool. If you
want to see a preview of it, Manu, type
in exclamation point
relics. Okay. Collect ancient
artifacts. Excavate artifacts for the
Galactic Paleology Society. Prove
yourself to the Galactic Paleology
Society by unearthing ancient artifacts
from buried ruins. Use the signal
booster given to you by the Galactic
Paleology Society to pinpoint a dig
site. Okay. All right. Well, I guess we
will do as they
ask. Signal
booster.
Okay. All right. Scan for ruins.
All right. So, there it
is. So, let's go ahead and mark that.
Pick up our signal booster.
Yoink. Wait, can you not pick up signal
boosters? Oh, yeah. There it goes. Huh.
It was weird. I had to press it a few
times. All right. Okay, chat. Well,
let's do this. Uh, we need to rename my
spaceship and rename my multi tool. So,
let's do that right now. All right,
let's pick a name. Richardbot, activate.
Yep. And 3, two, one. Boom. Uh, Glacier.
Glacier, what do you want to rename my
multi-tools? As long as it gets through
the uh word filter and the Captain
Richard filter. You can list whatever
you want. You know, it can't be like
swear words or I don't know, like asky
nudity unless you're awesome. So, uh,
Good Kid says new update in No Man's Sky
today. Yep. Good kid. A new expansion
and new expedition came out earlier
today. Uh, you can check it out if you
want at exclamation point relics in
chat. Manchu. Hello. Boo. The manchu
donated
$6.66. Aliens are gray, especially the
ones with probes. Also, boo. Probes.
Yes. All right. So, there is that. Uh,
thank you, man. Uh, thank you for that.
Yeah, like I said, if you're just now
tuning in, I am also uh raising funds to
basically fund a a pledge for the alien
role playing game that is getting an
evolved edition, probably like a, you
know, it's kind of like a maybe like a
1.5 or 2.0 edition. Uh with the endgame
being I I could set up some alien RPG
streams in the future after, you know,
after they printed it and they send it
to me. So, yeah, try to get one of the
bigger pledge packages that has all the,
you know, the books and stuff for uh for
like scenarios, the rules, uh full
frontal xenomorph, nudity, you know, the
usual stuff. But uh yeah, thank you for
contributing towards the fun. Already uh
twothirds of the way
there. Uh boner finder. Okay. Thank you.
Glacier is a team player. All right.
Here we go. So there is that. Yep. All
right. Boner finder. There it is right
there. There it is. Right there. And
then the marvel of extraction. Let's go
ahead and pick another winner. Boom. Uh
Alsenor. Uh Alsenor. Uh what do you want
to name my spaceship? Like I said, I'll
have this spaceship for at least a
little while, but I may rename it. Uh,
or not not rename it. I may get I
actually try to never rename things that
people have named. Uh, but I may get a
different ship,
[Music]
period. Surge better. I have to make
some more of
those. That's right, Manchu. We were We
were trying to raid Hanken yesterday and
I had a typo in the raid name. I didn't
catch it in time. And so, we raided a
channel that was Hanken, but it was
missing the letter E. It was like
Hanken. And uh so yeah, we raided a
channel with like a one follower.
There's like just a dead channel. Uh so
yeah, something like I don't know 180
people got raided over to a channel that
doesn't really exist. It was because I
typoed yesterday. So all right. Uh so
yeah, Alyssar paging paging commander
Alsor I was wondering why my Twitch was
on that when I woke
up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. We ra
I was trying to raid Hanken last night
cuz he was streaming more Return to
Moria and uh yeah I had a typo in the
handle and I felt stupid. Uh well you
made someone's day right. Yeah. They'll
be like why the heck did I become a
Twitch affiliate? No it was literally
just a random channel that had exactly
one follower and it was probably you
know them or something. Uh to be fair it
could have been much worse. Yeah. And
I've had that happen like I've put a
typo in and it'll raid some other
channel that's actually live at the
time. Uh yeah, that then that gets
awkward, but you know, I'm sure they
appreciate it. So, uh let's see. Anyone
has anyone heard from
Alsenor? Yes. No. Maybe.
So, all right. I'll tell you what, we'll
uh we'll we'll we'll try to give Alsenor
naming rights to something else later
on. But, uh Manchu, if you are there,
boom. Manchu is the only person that was
still left in the naming rights
giveaway. So, Manchu, uh do you have a
name for our spaceship, the Marvel of
Abstraction? Hopefully there will be
some bone extraction a little later in
today's
stream. Furry Assassin Creed channel or
something. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.
Like it's okay if you want to do furry
stuff. I just I'm just really
uh let's see. I I don't We had people
enter literally just a couple minutes
ago. I think both people left already.
Uh okay. Manchu says uh thinking. All
right. So this this ship is going to be
called thinking. All
right, there you go, Manu. That's what
it would be called. Uh until you figure
think of something else, I
guess. All right, so I mean it is an
exploration
ship. Uh uh Shio, I don't know, buddy. I
as always blame chat again. There was a
streamer who sadly doesn't stream
anymore. He had an emote that was it was
just a uh it was said blame chat as an
emote and he said he said I could use
that emote. I really I really got to I
got to put that up on my channel. Just
blame
chat. Call it I wet
the What the hell?
Really? What? God. Now I definitely need
to get rid of this ship. I wet the
bed. Come on.
Really? Damn it. See, now now my my
number one goal isn't to find dinosaur
bones. It's to rename the
ship or, you know, get a get a new
ship. Oh my gosh. It's probably a good
thing that other players can't see ship
names at at the anomaly or
otherwise. See, Chad, this is where I
get myself into trouble. Old Ring Gunny.
Thank you for the 49 months. Yeah, he's
a 49er digging for gold just like I do
when no one's looking in my nose.
I browned my trousers. Yeah, skid marks
for
days. Welcome to the brown racing stripe
channel. How long does this expedition
last? Uh Tesla Max. It just came out
today. Uh and it lasts for 6 weeks. So
you've got approximately uh 5 weeks, 6
days, and I think 8 hours left. So just
a bit of time. Nothing too
crazy. Yeah. Look, look, if Manua, I'll
I'll have you fly the ship for me. And
when someone's like, "What's that name
mean? I just point to
you." Pre previous ship was a
confession,
right? Or somebody gets naming rights,
they call it I I wet the bed, too. That
soaked bugaloo or something. Stinky
Booaloo. All right, coming in on
approach in the pot. Five by
five. Here we go. I like this
planet. Uh, just saw Hello's web page
for Alex, but didn't see the length. Oh,
yeah. Tesla. Uh, they uh it it's pretty
standard. They have it up for 6 weeks.
Yeah, I went the bed pot. D. All right,
let's get out of here.
Ruffians. Okay.
H. All right. Unear relics with the
train
manipulator. Okay. So, let's do
this. All right. So, there's an artifact
fragment. Oh, interesting. Artifact
fragments.
Yeah. All right. Let's do this.
Okay. All right. By the way, if you
didn't know, you could adjust the size
of your terrain manipulator on keyboard.
I'm not sure what it is on controller,
but on keyboard, it's simply R and T. uh
you can make it bigger or smaller. So
when you're mining or like when you're
you're collecting say like copper or
gold or whatever um the smaller the beam
the more you get but the slower it goes.
The bigger the beam the less you get but
the faster it
goes. So that is a thing. So that's
that's what it looks like on medium
size. If we made it bigger you can see
the difference in whole cuts. And then
let's go to small
size. Yeah. you can see. So, there are
the difference in the sizes for the trip
uh terrain manipulator beam. So, that's
small, that's medium, and that's large.
So, something to keep in mind if you're
ever uh you know, playing this game and
not sure uh or didn't know that you
could do that, I guess you could
say. Okay, so there's the ancient key.
Yeah. On controller, it's L2 and R2.
Yep, there you go. I've never actually
played this game with a controller.
Oops. Didn't mean to do that. Damn it.
Stop
it. Okay, let's
see. Artifact fragment. We'll tag that
guy right
there. One time I I took the time to
completely excavate one of these ruins.
Took me like 20 minutes.
God damn, there's a hole or there's a
wall in the way. I named this wall
Wall-E. All right. Where is this
guy? This one's really deep.
Damn. Is that
water? I'm kind of like corner peeking a
little bit. Saw some water.
Uh, small beam is the best for resource
extraction. Yeah, I mean, if you if
you're trying to maximize the yield, but
uh if you're kind of in a hurry, you
know, sometimes uh I know I am, I tend
to bump up the uh the beam
size. Yeah, like that's the big one.
Make short work of uh digging
stuff. Yeah. Sometimes you're just
trying to be a little bit more precise
though, right?
Okay, so I got three
keys. Uh, let's see here.
Um, oh, hold on. Let me get caught up
with ship uh chat here. I'm no longer
playing No Man's Sky. Got upset when No
Man's Sky got rid of my Dreadnot
freighter after I spent five weeks
looking for it. When I finished
Expedition, I was not happy.
Uh, but so you you lost a you you lost
your dreadnot freighter after you spent
five week uh five weeks looking for it.
So are you saying you think the game
glitched out and then you lost your
freighter? I I can't say I've really
heard of that being a common occurrence.
H uh you know Shio, you can always use
what's called a game save editor. I use
the one made by a guy called Goat
Fungus. True story. That's what he
that's his online handle. Uh, and that
will allow you to generate if you can
get a seed for a ship, uh, you can, uh,
well, if you get the seed for the
dreadnot, the pirate dreadnot, from
there, you can go in and basically
recreate it. Uh, and you know, the the
No Man's Sky save editor is free. Like I
said, if you just Google no
mitor goat fungus, that's the one that I
like. There's also another one, I think,
on Nexus Mods. But, uh, but yeah, you
know, it's it's certainly something you
could do. Uh, that's what I do. I mean,
you could, yes, you could use it very
easily to cheat, give yourself whatever
you want and billions of credits, but I
use it to fix problems with the games
cuz, you know, although this game is,
you know, pretty good, it does have a
couple quirks and foibless here and
there. Cap, you know, now I have to
paint a white BMW M2 with a single brown
stripe down the center front to back.
Oh, yeah. Well, that would be fun. Uh,
let's see here. Um, I was thinking a
more intellectual der uh derivation of
uh thinking would have been kito erosum.
I think therefore a racing stripe. Yes.
How do we get coordinates to space
Florida? Valenor, type an exclamation
point NMS code. Uh, that will give you
my friend code, but it'll also give you
the coordinates for our community
planet. Let's see. Hold on. Yeah, I'm
just starting to get caught up with chat
here. It deleted my freighter. So, yeah.
So, like I said, you can you can use the
save editor to give it back to yourself
uh if you want. I don't I don't know if
I've ever really showed uh its usage on
stream, but I could I could actually
show you what it looks like and how easy
it is to quote unquote uh recreate your
your freighter if you would
like. Uh I lost my S-class freighter for
a crappy B-class one a couple years ago
during one of the updates. Yes. Yeah,
that's that's I can't say I've ever
heard of that really happening a lot. I
mean, I I had an S-class freighter for
literally like four or five years and
never had a problem, but yeah, maybe
it's just a rare bug. Not to say that
there aren't bugs in this game. Again,
there are, but uh yeah, having your
freighter be removed. I mean, I I would
be devastated myself. Oh, yeah. That's
Well, I can't show you right now, but I
have I have like years and years of
stuff on my freighter. Of course, it
might be nice to start over from scratch
again. I've got I've got just I don't
know, like billions of credits worth of
stuff on my freighter.
recreate in the aggregate. Sure. Let me
see if I can find There's a There's a
primary container here. Ah, there it is.
Right
there. So, let's crack that open and see
what we
get. All right. So, this is the the
grand prize here, the artifact
crate. All right.
Technology. Technology.
Is it just me or did they make the the
voices in the game louder? Technology
repaired.
Dug up one artifact. Exhibition
admission. Exhibition. Admission. Then a
nocturnal
emission. I really should fix up all
this damage I did, but
me. Okay, so let's do this. Wamp. All
right. Basic computer plans. Prepackaged
scatter blaster unit. Band hazard
protection upgrade. Powerful frost
production upgrade.
I need chromatic metal. Okay. So, let's
take a look at this. Uh, let's
see. Okay. So, yeah. So, there is a
suspicious hazard protection. Let's go
ahead and install
that. Is this Yeah, it doesn't. It's
only with that guy. So, let's take a
look here. Heat resistance, shield
strength. That's an induction lattice.
Maybe we should take this guy and we'll
supercharge that guy. Let's take a look
at the stats now. Oh, yeah. Much better
stats. Ooh, that's very good stats.
There we go. Hey, none. Welcome, buddy.
Hey, Nun. They have a new uh new
expedition, a new expansion for No Man's
Sky as of today called No Man's Sky
Shreks. If it's the Ender I'm thinking
of, you might want to drop that into
Virus Total. You might get a not so
happy surprise. Uh, the one that I use
is by a guy named Goat Fungus. Uh, it's
on GitHub and I actually have scanned it
before and I didn't find anything. Well,
at least at least uh, you know, my virus
software didn't find anything wrong with
it. It would probably get pulled from
GitHub pretty quickly if they found out
it was uh, carrying, bugs, diseases,
digital problems. But I don't know, you
never know. Bad things have happened in
the past.
Uh, by the way, in this new trailer, 23
second mark, you can see that player's
name is Sean Poopy Pants. Wait, what?
Really? Hold on. Uh, let's see
here. Uh, my dream job is to be a xeno
paleontologist. Oh, you can go apply to
NASA. I mean, yeah, you know, they got
to inspect the dirt that they're
scooping off of the moon and Mars and
all sorts of stuff trying to find to see
if there's any kind of any form of uh,
you know, I guess microbes.
[Music]
Yeah. Yeah. So, Shio, if you're saying
if it's an editor I'm thinking of, you
might want to drop that into Virus
Total. You might get a not so happy
surprise. Again, I've I've used the same
one for a while. The one that's on uh
GitHub, and I have run it through a
virus scanner before. Didn't didn't find
anything, but uh your mileage may
vary. Let's see. There we
go. So, what is this? This is an
induction ladder. Oh, that's for the uh
defense system.
Okay. All right. So, let's take
this. Put that there. So, it has the
uh adjacency bonus. All right. So, this
is a pulse spitter module. And then this
is a scatter blaster module. So, right
there, that's almost a thousand nanites.
If I don't actually use either of these,
uh, it's a thousand nanites.
Okay.
Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.
Arc. Hey, Anarx. Welcome, buddy. Hey cup
and friends. Anxy retro salute. Can't
wait to get started on the new
expedition myself. Well, there you go.
Yeah, today's the day. Today's the
day. How have you been? How's how's the
production work been going? Hopefully uh
hopefully things are okay. Uh hopefully
you didn't burn to a crisp in the recent
fires or any of that stuff. No, I I saw
you you've been streaming, so hopefully
that's been
okay. Yeah, go check out Anarix at
twitch.tv/anarix. Anarix does stream. uh
and then also works in Hollywood uh and
other production areas. He works in the
film industry, film and TV industry. Oh,
which is a path that I almost took uh
you know working in uh TV productions,
freelance videography. Uh I was I worked
in part-time only part-time in public
access television for a while. All sorts
of stuff. But uh unlike Antarctics here,
I never could make the leap into uh
relocating to you know like LA or New
York or Vancouver. Atlanta. I I keep
hearing Atlanta's a really big hub for
movies. I used to live in DC and most of
the stuff there was just, you know,
they'd film like exterior shots and then
that was it. Might have a gig with
Disney soon. Things are good. Hope
you're doing well. I am doing well.
Thank you for asking. Yeah, if one of
the mods would be so kind to give an
arctic a shout out, that would be super
sweet. Okay. Bring the excavator
artifacts to the Galactic Paleology
Society. All right. Okay. So, I guess I
got to take off, eh?
Going to try to get some hydrogen and
maybe some oxygen while I'm here. Get
some sodium,
too. Need to get some jetpack
upgrades. I just pressed the wrong
button, didn't I? Damn it. Well, there
goes that
sodium. All right, here we go. Ah, never
mind. Yeah, I got a nice little sodium
patch here. It's always nice if you
could find a field of this stuff or like
any any plant-based resource. You just
run into a big patch. Like sometimes you
can find really big oxygen patches and I
love that, man. Makes things go a lot
faster when you're trying to get
stuff. There we go. Yeah. Nice. Good
healthy dose of
sodium. Kind of like my lunch today.
Anyone know that that seasoning is
called like Tony Shashi or Tony Cha
Chachiers or something like that? Uh, I
made a uh I made another chicken
burrito, except this time instead of
Mexican seasonings, I used that
stuff. That was good. It was very good,
but a little salty. It's a little on the
salty
side. All right, see what I want is I
want some of that oxygen over
there. Anything interesting given for
finishing the expeditions? Um um Mo
Diggles. Yeah, they have uh they have a
new um character customization, new
jetpack, they have a new multi-tool.
Looks it looks pretty rad. Looks like
something Skeletor would
have. Let's see. That's
carbon. But yeah, no spaceship this time
around. To be fair, they've been giving
us a lot of spaceships as a recent. So
yeah, I actually kind of like the
concept that they're just doing more
character
customizations. Uh let's see. Hey, rich
rich and stuff. Is that is that how am I
pronouncing that
correctly? From one rich to another. You
go by Do you like going by Rich or
Richard or Rick or Ricky? The joke I
always tell people. It's like I wish I
was
rich.
Sit. Yeah. Tony Chiro. Yes. I don't know
how it's pronounced, but it is good
stuff. But I put a little too much in
there. So, my burrito is a little on the
salty side. Try to slap your mama. It's
so much better than Tony's. It has less
of a sodium taste. Yeah, I've been I've
been uh there there's I was I was given
a big gift pack. It's called like uh
whack your ass or something like that or
like imminent diarrhea. I don't know.
It's some kind of seasoning and it's
it's very low sodium which is also good.
But I I have a seasoned salt collection
and you know seasoning collection as
well. So if I could find it, it's called
slap your mama. H so good. You'll slap
your
mama. Yeah, I I must have I'm not
kidding. I probably have like I don't
know like 15 or 16 different kinds of
seasoned salt which probably terrible
for you know my arteries or whatever but
uh I try to use them
sparingly. Yeah. Dang. What was Yeah, I
have I've been using this brand. I think
God sent it to
me. I think it's called like uh big big
hairy ass season or I don't know. I
can't remember. But it's good. I I use
it all the time. Like I only have like
half a bottle left.
Tony
Shashiris. I don't know how it's
pronounced. I'm trying. I
swear. I was actually I've been I've
been gifted a lot. Folks like you all in
chat uh have sent me some very nice
seasonings over the years. I've never
done a cooking stream, but uh you know,
just I do like seasonings. I tend to be
I tend to be use more like seasoning and
condiments as opposed to outright
toppings. You know, like I'm not big on
putting an entire salad on my burger,
for instance. you know, like, oh yeah,
you know, you got to put the uh the
onions and the tomatoes and the pickles
and the peppers and the big chunks of
garlic and stuff. It's like I'm just
kind of more of like a seasoning kind of
guy. Yeah. Hey, welcome side quest.
Hello. Yeah, sashori. Ah, it's
pronounced sashi. Okay. Not
shashi. Uh, you mind if I join you, Cab?
I can wait a bit. Oh, yeah. We we kind
of kick things off here. So, yeah, you
can join if you
want. Trying to find some hot sauce that
doesn't suck. not been successful. Um I
I like um I like Texas Pete. Uh I you
know, it's funny. I I I didn't really
find out about Crystal Hot sauce, which
is a really really cheap hot sauce made
here in the US. I like it though. It's
kind of tangy, not too hot. I mean, you
get it's literally a dollar a bottle,
but uh yeah, I've got I've got a bunch
of different things. I like Cholula,
like I said, Texas Pete. I've never been
a real big Tabasco fan. It's too
vinegary for me.
Hey Kim, Richard, I'm having trouble
believing you worked in IT. I've heard
the best IT people are actually furries.
In my line of work, I worked for
military IT specifically. Never had a
co-orker uh who was a furry. I know
that's that's kind of a joke that's
like, oh yeah, a lot of fries are IT
guys for whatever reason, but uh in my
entire uh time working in IT, I never
had any co-workers that were uh at least
admitted to being furries. So yeah, I
couldn't I couldn't I couldn't give you
a comparison in that
regard. When does the expedition start?
It's already started. Shinsf, I'm
playing it right
now. Yeah, Franks. I have I have some
Franks in the fridge as well. Yeah, I
have a small hot sauce collection. I was
surprisingly underwhelmed by the hot
ones, you know, some of their low-level
hot sauces. Uh I got a few of them. Uh
the buffalo sauce was decent, but like
their their regular just like classic
hot sauce, I wasn't a big fan of it.
They used some different chilies in it
that I I don't know. I mean, it wasn't
bad. just I didn't enjoy it, oddly
enough. I like the buffalo sauce,
though. It's not bad. It's like hot
buffalo
sauce. Sorry, I'm just collecting some
oxygen for the time being.
Ow. I don't know. I never Yeah, I guess
I never could get into Basco. It just
it's it's the the the vinegar flavor is
a little too strong for
me. But I have a bunch. It's funny, too,
cuz I'm not even supposed to eat hot
sauce anymore. Oh, I got some digestive
tract
problems.
Okay, Los Caliente is amazing. I think
that's the one I
bought. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, cuz I
tried putting on various things. I tried
putting it on burritos and like some
nachos and other [ __ ] like supposedly
spicy dishes, but I don't know. I just I
tried it and I couldn't get into
it. Uh, let's see. I don't like Tabasco
sauce either, but trust me on the
Sriracha sauce. I have to be honest, I'm
not a big Sriracha fan. I I've had the
like the OG Sriracha sauce and all that
stuff. Not a not a big Sriracha fan.
It's I know it's technically, I believe,
the now the most popular hot sauce in
the United States, but I just I don't
know, man. I just tastes weird to me.
I've tried it a bunch of times. I used
to go to like these Thai places and
stuff with my with my friends. Uh
they're always like, "Oh, yeah, bro. You
got to hot sauce that stuff up, bro."
It's like, "All right, the hot sauce.
Oh, even better. They got Sriracha." And
I'm like, "Okay." And
I don't know. I guess I'm more I'm more
into like I don't know like southern hot
sauces or something. I don't know. I I
know people love it. I had a roommate
that he he was just like he would put
that stuff on everything. He's like,
"You want to make some toast? Sriracha.
You want to make some cereal? Sriracha.
You want to shoot a sentinel?
Sriracha." You like what you like. No
shame. Unless it's Nickelback. Yes.
All right, I think I got everything that
I
needed. Just looking for my spaceship
now. Yeah. And it's funny, too, cuz it's
so popular that I thought it's like,
man, is there something wrong with me? I
don't know. I just But yeah, I've I've
bought it before. I've literally bought
it before because I, you know, wanted to
try it, but I tried it, you know, at
restaurants and at home and I don't
know. I just couldn't get into it.
It's like a definitely has kind of a
more of an Asian flare type taste to it.
Again, not bad, just
different. I' uh I drink Tabasco out of
the bottle. That's the thing is I've
I've done that like with Texas Pete.
I'll be like, you know, little on the
tongue, you know? Yeah. Just a little
just a
little. But uh hey, look, if there was
only if if people only liked one type of
hot sauce, there would only be one type
of hot sauce, right? But there are many
many many times stuff that's very very
light and stuff that makes your like you
know prolapses your colon you know
just it's all sorts of
stuff. I keep I I did read about how
apparently the you know like the what's
it the OG Sriracha brand that's got the
rooster on the front. You know like the
green bottle that I guess they stopped
using a certain type of pepper and they
started using a different kind of pepper
and then it apparently doesn't taste the
same. So people uh like the Sriracha
fans kind of were upset about
that.
Yeah. Yeah. And that's and that's funny.
Shio Crystal Crystal hot sauce is some
of the cheapest hot sauce you can get.
But I genuinely like it. I It has a It's
It's less about heat and more about
tanginess. And yeah, I've actually I was
surprised that I ended up liking I
bought it on a whim. I saw it at Walmart
and I was like, "This this is cheap hot
sauce. This can't be any good." I took
it home and I think the first time I
used it, I put it on some some nachos,
you know, like cheese and some other
stuff and I was like, actually, you know
what? This is surprisingly good. I like
it. What resources would you recommend
bringing on this uh expedition? I didn't
bring anything with me. I like the
challenge of starting from scratch, but
the usual stuff. Uh, you know, bring in
a bunch of carbon, bring a bunch of
oxygen, maybe some extra repair kits,
uh, shield batteries, surge batteries if
you have them. Uh, you know, you can
bring in some S tier modules to upgrade
your multi-tool. I I will uh spoil it
for you that you start off with the
photon cannon and the uh the bolt cer as
your weapons. So, but you also get some
weapon
modules. Hello. Whoops.
Sorry. Couldn't hit my mute button in
time. New Coke was a ruse to cover the
switch from sugar to high fructose corn
syrup.
Yeah, it's like I said, but I'm not even
supposed to be eating hot sauce right
now. Problem is, I love buffalo sauce,
man. I love it. I love buffalo sauce. I
mean, I don't put it on everything, but
just in general, like I like buffalo
chicken. I like buffalo wings. I like
buffalo chicken pizza. Yes. I've I've
done like um buffalo battered fries.
Have you ever tried that before? That's
pretty
good. Yeah. I mean, yeah. some of the
like the ones that are hot just for the
sake of being hot. Yeah, I don't I don't
get into those. There there was u there
was a hot mustard. There's hot mustards
in addition to hot sauces. There was a
hot mustard called mustard gas that I
kind of liked. It literally came in a
metal bottle with a skull with a gas
mask on it. I think they still sell it
to this day. I put that I used to put
that on my nachos and I thought that was
pretty
good. Stop. You're making me hungry. You
know you know what's really really
really good? You ever if you ever want
to be the crowd favorite at a like a
potluck or maybe like if you do sports
stuff you everyone brings stuff uh try
try making and bringing over some
buffalo chicken dip. This stuff is like
crack man. It is it is just crazy good.
Yeah. Hold on. See? Yeah. Here's a nice
big picture of it. Oh man. You bring
this to a party and you'll have people
literally huddled around your your your
hot plate or your hot bowl or whatever
cuz Yeah. It's just it's a shredded
chicken with a lot of uh you know just a
couple different kinds of cheese.
Usually it's made with um cream cheese
and like you know shredded shredded
cheese of different varieties. Uh you
know sprinkle some uh some crap on top.
Uh you can put like if you like blue
cheese you can do blue cheese crumbles
or you know scallions or other stuff.
But uh dude this this stuff is like
crack man. It's so good. If you like
buffalo sauce try either making it or
ordering it. It's called buffalo chicken
dip. And yeah, you just you'd get a big
bag of tortillas and a big bowl of
buffalo chicken tip and I was like,
"Oom, nom nom nom. I can't stop." I
remember I went to my my buddy's um
bachelor party and someone made a huge
tub of it and I just kept going back.
I'd be like, "Oh, get a plate like" and
I just kept going back until it was half
empty. And I definitely got a stomach
ache cuz I think I ate half the bucket.
But it's really good. Oh man, my mouth
is watering just thinking about it. I
tried making some at one point and I got
a I got some recipe tips from a friend.
They're like, "No, no, you definitely
need like two or three bricks of cream
cheese." And there's way too much cream
cheese. It's gross. But yeah, if you
make it right, it's fantastic. Yeah. I
mean, and it's it's it's for dipping,
too. It's literally a dip. So, you have
to get like, you know, like the Tostito
scoops or some good thick tortilla chips
and Yeah. Like this. Oh, god. Yeah. It's
just It's a dip and you dip it and then
the dip is good. It's
yummy. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah, look at it.
It's just orange. Orange
bliss. Uh, buffalo chicken dip sounds
like it would easily rival Rotel dip. I
don't know. I've never had Rotel, but
I've had I've had this and it's great.
Holy crap. Oh gosh. I could go for a big
bowl of it right
now. All right. Sorry, I'm getting
hungry
again. Uh, let's see. Mr. Mustard. Old
school hot Mustard. All right. I I'll
look for it if they if it's on Amazon.
Sometimes I, you know, put an order at
Amazon to get a few a few different
things. Let's go to the space
station. Uh, let's see. Frank's Red Hot
with some chicken and a biscuit with
this is amazing. I've had it. Yeah. Oh,
object of interest. Ah, trader. And I
usually tell the traders to go away, but
sometimes they have useful stuff,
especially if you don't bring anything
with
you. All right. So, this guy is speaking
GE, which I I don't understand at the
moment. Couple words here and there. It
says, "Although I cannot be sure of
their precise meaning, this trader
appears keen to do
business. See what kind of crap they
have." Uh, let's see. Exo suit upgrades.
Selenium, cactus flesh. Ah, they don't
have anything I want. Never
mind. Have you tried any of that buffalo
mayo they have now, Richard? I have.
Yes. Yeah, it's it's uh like I said, it
has it has its applications, but
uh I have Yeah, it's good. I That's what
I'm saying. I love buffalo sauce.
Sometimes I would get um I will get
buffalo not buffalo, I'll get chicken
chalupas, like when they have the club
chalupa at Taco Bell, I'll take them
home and I'll put a little buffalo sauce
so it becomes like a buffalo chicken
chalupa. Yum, yum, yum. This is why I'm
fat. I'm fat. I mean, I'm not like super
fat, but I'm like a little tubby. Just a
little
uh tubby toms. Yeah, you know, I've
really I've really taken a shine to
Korean barbecue sauce like like various
places. What the hell? Oh, what is that?
Oh, that's the space station. I was
like, what the hell is that? But yeah,
I've I've been I've been enjoying Korean
barbecue sauces. Uh probably since last
year I kind of warmed up to them and
it's good. I think it's because I tried
I think like KFC had a Korean barbecue
something or other and because I like
that I was like well if this if KFC
could do it well then other places would
probably do it even better.
Like the music in this
[Music]
game. I like the
music. I should dance in front of this
big eyeball
thing. Hold on. Let's see if I can do
it.
I'm doing the
jitterbug. All righty. Uh, I make it for
the Super Bowl and other gatherings. So,
now have to make two crock-pots. Yeah, I
mean, it gets it gets very uh very
popular. I'm eating a cookie, so I have
a resistance to your temptations. Might
make it later, though. Uh my uh my buddy
has a he's got a young daughter, you
know, she's like six or something now,
five or six, and she's in Girl Scouts.
And he was like, "Hey, my daughter's
selling Girl Scout cookies." And I was
like,
"Damn, my one and only weakness." So
yeah, I just I just got four four more
boxes of Girl Scout cookies. I got TFOs,
uh the lemon drops or whatever they're
called, uh Thin Mints, and of course my
favorite, the Tag
Alongsum. The k the kicker is I try to
only eat like maybe two cookies a day at
the most because yeah I like one I'm
rationing them and two fat just fat
fatness. Well I know what I'm having for
dinner. Yeah, girl scout cookies. Uh
okay, gotcha Hannah. I'll I'll be sure
to look for it. Let's let's take a look
here. Yeah, you know when you've been
using the same condiments your whole
life, right? You know, you're like,
"Okay, well, I obviously like this, but
you know, I kind of want to try
something new." Yeah. It's kind of like
Avalanche Master when he tried men for
the first time and he's like, "Hey,
that's great."
Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Um, hold on. Where is
it? Um, let's
see. Uh, are they Yeah, exactly. Are
they made with real girl scouts? Ah. Oh,
look at this. I like it. Korean one
award-winning Korean uh Go Jang barbecue
sauce. Ah, so go Jenang, I have had goen
before. It it is it's it's a little
Yeah, Goju Jen has a kind of a different
taste to it than standard Korean
barbecue. At least in my opinion. Going
u I was introduced to it by uh for the
first time a restaurant here in near
where I live. It's called Tikis. They
actually have Goen uh hot wings or like
wings. So yeah, I have I've had this
flavor before, but uh yeah, maybe maybe
I'll order a bottle and then I don't
know. I don't chug it or
something. The peanut butter sandwich
ones. Yeah. Yeah, Thin Mints are
mandatory. I I told I didn't order some
last time. I was like, I was incorrect
to not order Thin Mints. Literally
incorrect. Okay. Hi guys, I'm Jim
Cameron. All right. So, just letting Jim
Cameron letting you know that he hangs
out on my channel from time to time,
especially when I press the wrong button
on my stream deck, which is still there
apparently.
Uh, yeah, men definitely have an
interesting flavor. Yeah, it's kind of a
creamy, bleachy flavor usually. So, I've
heard, what's wrong with me? All right,
chug it on stream. Yeah, if you want me
see me chug that bottle, then I don't
defecate blood, then yeah, we'll make it
a we'll make it a stream fun stretch
goal. All right, let's see here. Um,
let's go ahead and unlock
that. Wait a minute.
Wait, wait a minute. Hold on. I thought
I thought the first one was always free.
I don't know if you noticed that, but
yeah, I went to get a backpack upgrade,
but I paid a,000 credits for it. I
always thought the first one was free.
Am I wrong about
that? After the season was over, the
Girl Scouts dropped a few pallets off at
the Marine unit. I left with a case of
Dosey Dos. Oh gosh, that's awesome. And
man, you know, Girl Scout cookies are
expensive. And I did find out the last
time I bought some um I found out that
the Girl Scout troop that sells them,
they only get 75 cents per box. And
normally people pay anywhere between5 to
$7 per box or about $6 on average. I was
like, man, they only get 75 cents per
box. You got to figure, you know,
manufacturing the cookies and the boxes
are really cheap. So I guess the Girl
Scouts of America are simply pocketing
the pocketing the
profit. Tastes like salty gym socks and
sadness. Mhm.
Mhm. But yeah, like I said, a buddy of
mine,
um, sorry, buddy of mine, uh, his
daughter, you know, I just help my buddy
out. Plus, I love Girl Scout
cookies. That's interesting. It's not
lit up. Is it
functional? Okay. Yeah, it looks like it
is functional, so that's
okay. Wait, the girls have heavy metals?
Yeah, they do. There's even a band
called Baby Metal, who whom I've seen
live before. If you want to if you want
to see what they're all about, uh it's
they're it's a Japanese kawaii metal
band, I think they're called. Uh go look
go YouTube a song called Gimme Chocolate
by Baby Metal and uh that's that's what
they're all about. So, it sucks too cuz
I I went to a concert where them and a
couple other bands played and uh we got
there a little late and they had just
played that song uh and we I just missed
it as I was like parking or whatever.
Nice. Um, yeah, six bucks a box in
Minnesota. Yeah, it sounds like it's
about the average, but uh but they're
good though, man. That's the problem is
they're really those cookies are damn
good. All right, let's see. Um, why am I
Oh, yeah. We're going to sell some stuff
to make a little bit of cash and some
nanites. All right, so let's see. We're
going to sell We're going to sell my
heptaloid wheat. Get five grand for that
received. That's got to be an audio bug.
Units received. All right, sell. Units
received. I don't want to sell this
because that's part of the mission that
I'm on right now. Going to sell my
rusted metal. Units received. Yeah,
that's that's Yeah, that units received.
It's very very loud at the moment. Okay.
All right. So, I got 40 grand. Let's see
if I can afford to buy anything. Um, we
always You always need metal plating.
So, let's buy four metal plating.
Product received. Yeah, that's got to be
an audio bug. Uh, let's see. Chromatic
metal. Yeah, let's see if we can buy all
of their chromatic metal. There we go.
Yeah, that's got to be an audio bug. H.
Okay. Uh, and I can't afford anything
else. I guess we'll just do that now.
Let's go sell my unused uh modules and
get some nanites. And maybe I can get a
couple
upgrades. Pretty sure that's a recurring
visual bug. What is? Oh, the the
blinking. I see it sometimes.
a baby metal with electric callboy.
Yeah, I've seen that music video. But
yeah, I saw it was last year. It was
either last year or the year before. I
went with Nick Saga. If you remember
Nick Saga, she used to stream here on
Twitch. I went with her and some other
folks. And we saw uh it was a it was a
co-headlining tour with Baby Metal and
uh Death Clock, you know, the guys from
Metal Aocalypse. Oh, there's Avalanche
Master swimming around doing some
swimming things.
The suit voice bug is supposedly
addressed in the expedition. Oh, okay.
Gotcha. Wait, but I'm in the expedition.
So, yeah. Uh, there don't appear to be
drops this time around. My epic, they
just did drops maybe like two months
ago, and they usually don't they only do
them like two or three times a year. So,
no drops this time around. Oh,
experimental branch. Okay, gotcha. I
gota gotcha. Yeah, if it gets annoying,
I might switch to experimental branch,
but for now, I should be
okay. All right, let's go ahead and sell
some uh some
stuff. Oh, that was a really good
concert. Seen it when I came into my
area. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was fun.
Yeah, the tickets are surprisingly
weren't that expensive
either. I bought tickets to a concert.
It was almost God, it's like 170 bucks
and I ended up not being able to go, so
I sold my ticket. Um, man, Ticket Master
is brutal because they charge you
service fees when you buy a ticket, then
they charge you service fees when you
sell a ticket, and then they charge the
buyer of your ticket additional selling
fees. So, they they get people coming
and going and then coming again, or
coming going, and then it's one of those
three. Yeah, Ticket Master is brutal
with their fees. I mean, I got I got um
all of my money back, including the
fees, and then some, but uh yeah, it's
just Ticket Master is really terrible
about fees. My
goodness. Okay, here we go. Let's do
this. Uh, let's see. Sell. Yeah, we're
going to sell the pulse spitter module
because I'm probably not going to use
the pulse spitter and this guy as well.
So, now yeah, I've got 970 nanites. So,
let's see if I can get um let's see if I
can get some upgrades. Maybe if I can
find Let's see what would be important
to upgrade. I'm
assuming probably a warp drive. A warp
drive upgrade would be good. Yeah,
hyperdrive range is 125, which is pretty
terrible. So, let's see. Let's get one
of those first and then if I can maybe
upgrade one of my
weapons. Ticket master is really bad. I
was shocked. I was like, damn, man. They
charge you a fee for buying a ticket,
charge you a fee for selling a ticket,
then charge the person who buys your
ticket another fee. They're just they
just they're just raking in dough by
charging obnoxious fees. It's
crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Sergeant Turd Cutter.
Yeah, I mean the pandemic is, you know,
largely uh wound down. I mean, you could
still get COVID if uh you know, if
you're not careful, but uh yeah,
concerts are a thing. Unfortunately, a
friend of mine who who ran a band uh
booking like management agency kind of
thing. Yeah, unfortunately it kind of
really destroyed their business. But
yeah, now that you know, well, people
are going to concerts again, uh it's
it's Yeah, you I'm assuming you'll see
more and more and more tours uh being
booked again, which is good. Yeah.
Did they recently pass a law that they
had to disclose all the fees up front?
Yeah, when you're buying a ticket, but
uh yeah, just like I
said, I mean, if you're using ticket
master, you're paying fees. Just there's
no way around it. Okay, let's see.
Um, hyperdrive module. There's a
Cclass. Uh, hyperdrive. There's a B
class.
Starship. Okay. Infron knife. Posetron.
I could get an infernite for my
ship. That would be kind of nice.
600. Let's go. Let's go
for starship shield. Looks like the best
thing they have right there is a B-class
and a C-class. So, let's buy the
B-classive
and the C-class.
That gives me It has 1,700 left.
H. Should I get maybe a jetpack
upgrade? Let's see. Infron knife module.
So, that's the just that's just the
module,
though. All right. Let's do this. Let's
install those modules right
now. Okay. Bam. Hyperdrive range went
from what was like 125 or 175 to
281. All right. There we
go. Okay. So, our hybrid dive range is
now 362, which is better than what it
was. Could have been a little nicer, but
uh well, what can you do? So, all right.
So, there's that. I got 700 nanites
left. Let me see if I can get a backpack
upgrade. I don't know, Avalanche Master,
if you if you got some upgrades as well.
I like how his helmet is he's it's a
boot. His his head is literally a boot
in an aquarium. That's one of the
special uh um looks that you can get
from fishing fishing bonuses.
hard to hard to justify paying those
prices for me. Well not you have to
remember not everyone uses ticket master
live nation some some places they they
are completely independent of those.
Granted, you know, Live Nation and
Ticket Master are two of the biggest
ones, but yeah, not everyone uses those.
I think you'll find like a lot of
smaller bands try to avoid them for that
specific reason. They make it, you know,
really expensive just to, you know, sell
tickets for your concert.
Yeah. If you're using ticket master,
humanity has no hope. Well, sometimes
you don't have a choice. You know, if
the band you want to go see their tour
tickets are being sold by ticket master,
well, what do you do? You're like,
"Okay, well, I guess I'll just miss it
and hope the next time they come through
they don't use ticket master." Three
years later, oh crap, they're still
using ticket master. It's, you know, I
mean, they're not exactly a monopoly,
but they're pretty ubiquitous sadly.
But,
uh, Hi, if I get this game, would I be
able to play the past content? When you
say past content, uh, do you mean past
expeditions? Sometimes they bring back
past expeditions, but generally
speaking, uh, you'd have to wait until
they bring them back. Otherwise, this
game has something like 30 plus
expansions now. And yes, you can play
all of that content and it's all
included with the game. They don't have
any paid DLCs or paid really anything
except for buying the game. And when
it's on sale, you can get the game for
20 bucks, 25 bucks or something. So, you
get nine years of updates and expansions
for free. Well, every well, you know,
pay for the game, you get all that
stuff. So, old content, yes, for sure.
Uh, the only exception are expeditions.
They only bring back old expeditions
sometimes uh at the end of the year or,
you know, usually at the end of the
year, but not every one, not every
single one. Like, when a band comes to
San Francisco and I'm like, "Oo, I guess
I'll miss it." It's like, "Yeah, yeah,
great. Yeah, my favorite band is playing
uh two streets down from me and well, I
can't afford it because Ticket Master is
awful." Yeah. Yeah. Cough. Keysite.
Yeah. I mean, I I I fully admit I buy
keys uh from like say like CD Keys. I've
used Greenman Gaming in the past. You
know, they are they are legitimate key
reseller websites, if you
will. Okay. All right. Let's take a look
at uh let's see. Let's get some maybe I
can get a jetpack
upgrade. All right. Let's see what they
got for jetpacks. Yeah, movement. What I
want is uh movement module
upgrades. Yeah, here we go. All right.
Here's one S-class. All right. So chat,
what would I what would I what would be
better getting an A and a C or one S?
Because again, you know, you can strike
out on S-class. ES ones are the ones
that are most likely to have four stats,
like four buffs, but sometimes you
strike out and you only get like two or
three and they have really low stats. So
what are we thinking, chat? Should we go
with an A and a C and have some nanites
left over, or do we go straight for the
S-class?
Uh uh Zanta says Greenman is legit
storefront cap, not a reseller. Well,
that's what I'm Well, when I say
reseller, it's because where do you
think they get those keys from? Right.
They buy them in bulk from the
publisher. So, when I say reseller, it's
because well, they're they're not a
first party. Technically, Steam, I guess
you could argue, uh well, I guess Steam
is more of a platform than a reseller,
but uh any place that sells you a key is
technically a reseller. Yeah. Go home or
go I've had somebody myopic is like,
"Just go home, Cap. Go home." home.
Like, I'm already
home. Um I, you know, wise guy, and
unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure
I've seen S-classes that didn't have
four stats on
them. I don't know, maybe when we go
back to my main save, we can check, but
I'm pretty sure I've seen S-classes that
don't have four
stats, which would make sense, too,
considering I have a C-class multi-tool
right now, and it's got three
supercharge slots when it ideally it's
not supposed to. Well, not ideally
supposedly resellers generally don't get
keys legit, right? But I mean, when you
buy a key from Greenman, where do you
think they got it from? They buy those
keys in bulk from the publisher or
depending on the situation, from the
developer directly. So, they're when
they're buying that key and then selling
it again, they're technically reselling
it. They're a legitimate reseller, but a
reseller all the same. But yeah, granted
they're not like G2A where you get some
people on there that, you know, maybe a
little little debatable how they obtain
the keys that they
got. Uh, Great Cap says, "Yeah, it
happens. I've seen lots of S-class. So,
three stats only." Yeah. So, it's kind
of a crapshoot. Product received. All
right, let's see. As as my suit yells at
me in my ear. All right, here we go.
Three, two, one, and All right, so
gravity
turbine. All right, this one. Okay,
good. So, it does have four stats. So,
let's take this one out, this B-class,
and we'll take this guy. And check out
those stats. 221 10 34. We're going to
supercharge it. Boom.
Shaka. And uh Yeah. Okay. So, there we
go. So, I I think that was I think that
was a worthwhile
purchase. Oh, yeah. That's fine, Z.
Yeah. I'm saying, you know, like I said,
some some key reseller websites don't
have a good reputation, right?
Especially if it's a key reseller market
like G2A.
Sometimes you can't argue with those
prices, right? No, I I like I said, I my
go-to is CD Keys. Um, for instance, when
I when I give away copies of No Man's
Sky, I typically don't buy them from
Steam. I buy them from CD Keys because
it's a little cheaper. Yeah. All
right. Uh, not going to lie, I don't
care how they got the key. If it's 10
bucks there or 50 bucks, normally I know
who gets the moola. Sorry, not sorry.
Well, right, Yasbo. And so, think about
this. The whole way that key resellers
make money is because they buy those
keys in bulk at a discount. So, they're
not paying retail price for No Man's
Sky. Say No Man's Sky is normally what,
like 50 bucks or something like that.
Uh, and or like any game, it's like 50
50 bucks. When they're buying a bulk set
of keys, like literally like 10,000 keys
or 5,000 keys, whatever, they're not
paying retail price for those keys.
They're getting them at a substantial
discount to resell them for a profit.
That's why when you see companies like
CD Keys or Green Man Gaming where
they're like, "Hey, this brand new game
came out at 60 bucks on Steam, but we're
selling it for
$47.95 on our website, it's because they
bought the key cheaper than that, and
then they're reselling it to you for a
small profit, but less than retail." So,
that's that's how that works. And they
get those cheap prices by buying
thousands of keys at a time. Could be
hundreds, could be 50,000. You never
know. But, uh, yeah, they they get a
discount, a substantial discount by
buying in bulk from publishers. I wish I
could do that. I wish I could go to
Hello Games and be like, "Look, here's
$1,000. Give me like a thousand keys for
me to give away." I wish I ultimate
badass.
The badass. Wouldn't that be nice? Can
you believe I've been here for 20
months? There must be something wrong
with me.
Yeah, I believe it. No, I think you're
okay. Thank you, Tom. Thank you for the
20 months. All those Windows keys are
100% legit. Look, I've got be honest.
I've bought Windows keys online and not
from Microsoft, like I said. Yeah,
Fanatical has always been good, too.
Like CD Keys. Yeah, I used to I used to
use King, you know, king.net. Although,
I kept checking their website and they
kept on being out of keys, so I'm not
sure if their business is failing or
something, but uh I used to go to King,
too. Yeah, but I mean, I don't care if
they had to beat up Granny to get it. If
it's a deal, I'mma get it. So, yeah.
Yeah. And so like I said, what what some
of the say like reseller marketplaces
like G2A, they will say uh get promo
codes for free or somehow or uh you
know, obtain codes uh illicitly through
various means and then just resell them
for cheap. You know, it's like why would
I pay 50 bucks for a key when I could
pay 2450 for a key at G2A? And it's
like, well, it's oh well, I stole that
key and that's why I'm reselling it.
It's like oh okay, you know. But uh
yeah, I generally I I use CD keys.
That's my go-to. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Someone paid the publisher at some
point. Okay, so I made my jetpack a
little bit better. I made my warp drive
a little bit better. And hopefully I've
made chat uh a little better by
explaining how key reselling works to
the best of my
knowledge. An attempt was made at least.
All right, let's do
this. Makes sense. And that's and that's
not just video game keys. That's how a
lot of places operate when they sell you
stuff retail products at a discount
because they're like a bulk discounter.
It's because Yeah. They're they're
buying either wholesale costs or
drastically discounted because they're
able to buy a lot of it. [ __ ] I need
hyperdrive fuel. Damn
it. I got
distracted. Um I don't think I can make
hyperdrive fuel. Oh, I can. Never
[Music]
mind. Yeah, antimatter housing and then
antimatter. So, let's see. Okay, I need
more ferite dust and uh let's see. I can
make some
antimatter. All right, so we'll make
four of those. So, I got to go I got to
go land on a planet. So, let's take a
look at this star
system. Hyperorean. So, that's frozen.
Uh
isotopic
blighted skeletal moon. I bet that's
cool looking. Abandoned paradise. Ooh,
let's Hey, let's go there. Uh let's see.
Okay.
Umh. Now, there's supposed to be a new
way that you can Yeah. Mark planet.
There we go. Hey, so that's new as of
today's expansion. The ability to mark a
planet so you can find it a little
easier. So, what does that mark look
like? Uh, let's see. Fanatical has good
uh bundle deals. Use them frequently. I
get I get um keys from time to time for
Fanatical.
Let's see. Well, that's interesting. So,
Yasmo, it's called All Key Shop, which
compares all key sites like Kenguin, CD
Keys, Aniba for
K4G. H kind of like Tvago does for
hotels.
Interesting. H I might I might make a
note of that actually. I haven't heard
of that one before. See, chat, we're
sharing knowledge just like how Matt
Rodie and I share saliva from time to
time.
All right. Um, let's see. Human flesh.
All right, let's see. Hold on. I got a
bunch of messages on
Discord. Uh, I'm just taking notes. Hold
on. I'm Yeah, what's it called? It's
called
key. Uh, it's all key shop. All key
shop. All right, I'm going to take a
note there. Yeah, cuz like I said,
usually when I buy games, I just buy
games directly from Steam. Uh, I'm
fortunate enough that I do receive a lot
of review copies of of games, but uh,
usually when I do giveaways, I I'll buy
I'll buy keys online. Uh, except for,
you know, like Steam gift cards. I I
bought a friend a Steam gift card just
last night. So, all right, hold on. I
got to check one last thing
here. Okay, there it is. Wow, that's
some news.
Uh oh. Uh Bigsby, hey, thank you for
subscribing. Welcome, buddy. Thank you
for joining the uh ship fleet of
weird and side quest gifted a sub to
paranoid stormcrow, which activated the
hype train. All
aboard. Sorry, I get distracted very
easily. A better site is GG deals, man.
I'm See, I'm hoping to help chat and
chat's helping me. So, let's do
this. Uh,
uh, GG. What's it called? GG
keys. What's it called?
Um, oh, I think I I think I was about to
be attacked, but I outrun him. Outrun
him. Oh, GG Deals. Okay. Was it Is it a
shop that was run by the reanimated
corpse of GG Allen? If you don't know
who that is, uh, count your lucky stars.
Bite it, you
scum. Bite it, you
[Music]
scum. Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Actually, while
we're
here, I'm going to just we're going to
blow up some stuff. Get some silver, get
some gold, and most importantly, get
some tridium.
I'm getting lots of silver. Need to get
some tridium
though. And for once, I'm actually
getting more gold and silver than I
want. I want
tridium. Have to Oh, there it goes.
There's a little bit of
Tridium. Exonus, thank you for showing
me your
bits. What were those sites again? Um,
pornhub.com. No,
you'll see something there, but
definitely not discounts on games.
Although I live in Florida. Yeah,
Pornhub has been uh like banned in
Florida or something like that.
Yeah, apparently a bunch of porn sites
were banned in Florida because Florida
passed a law that I guess you have to
you have to prove your identity that
you're of age to look at porn in the
state of Florida, which is, you know,
hopelessly ineffectual as a means of
trying to do what it's trying to do. But
it doesn't stop the current
administration in this state from
trying. Bunch of
ludites. Uh the South Carolina got the
old porn ski band as well. Yeah. the
air. You're only allowed to look at porn
if it's Nazi
porn,
apparently. Yeah, they took away the hub
from me. It was a sad day. I had a sad
boner. All right, let's get back on
track
here. Sad boner.
Look, uh, and just coincidentally and
for completely unrelated reasons, I also
renewed my VPN subscription right around
the same time. Unrelated though, I
assure
you. Ever make a Lubed in account? I
didn't know even know lubed in was a
thing. By the way, it doesn't matter if
you sell your artifact. Just getting to
the GPS office and talking to them works
so long as you dug the artifact up. Ah,
okay.
Gotcha. Yeah, exactly. zero connection.
I just I decided it was a good time to
renew my VPN service and uh for other uh
less vagina based reasons.
Yeah.
So rather on the nose there, you
know, I'm taking notes here. This good.
Yeah. We're talking about uh game keys
and buttholes. Yeah. where you can find
both online,
right? Yeah. Alabama also banned porn.
Family gatherings are banned as
well. Yeah. Prohibition. Look at this.
It's like a It's like a tropical uh
planet made out of Tang. Delicious
Tang. Hey, Citizen Steve. Hello again.
Yeah. Don't you wish you could visit
some of these planets? I mean, some
planets are inhospitable death. Some of
these planets are actually not too
shabby. Hold
on. All right. So, we just took 20
oxygen out of that deadly plant that
deserved to die. Technology recharge.
All right. So, let's see. So, I need to
be able to
make. All right. Yeah, I need to make
warp cells, but I have to make
antimatter housing. So, I need to find
things that have fite
dust. Let's
see. Oh, man. See, this is a relic
planet. I need to find
rocks. Let's see. What's this guy got?
Units received.
Oh, man. It's got pure fite, but I need
regular fite dust.
Tang. It's a kick in the glass.
Yeah. Haven't actually had Tang in a
long time. Oh, here we go. Yeah, these.
All right. Looks like they're short
rocks. Yeah, literally any rock.
Received. Hey, that's nice. It has fite
dust and chromatic metal. There's
something you don't see very
often. I can dig
it. So, I need the advanced mining
laser.
That is that is not a lot of fite dust.
Uh yeah. Jeez. I'm actually not really
getting much ferite dust at all. Okay,
so I need I need I basically need 200
fite dust and these rocks have barely
any. I guess that's just polished stone.
Yeah. See, fite dust
three. All right, there we go. That's
not bad.
22. Ah, here we go. Jackpot. Get some
bigger rocks up in here. Yeah. Yeah,
it's fite dust. A dust from a
ferret. Oddly enough, I can't watch
Twitch streams without VPN. That's
interesting. Is it because your is it
like your network blocks it or
something? Is there just a standard
HTTPS based uh
website? All right. Thank you for the
hype train. Yeah, we got to 23% of level
two. I'll take it. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you very
much. It's like Yeah. Are you in China?
Perhaps
actually a streamer friend of mine DJ
Knight. He actually was part of some um
Mecca Break esports tournament and they
flew him to China for for that
tournament. I can imagine getting a free
trip to China and playing esports games
and also eating rice. Man, can you
imagine? That'd be a kind of an
interesting trip. Culturally
enriching long as you don't like say and
do the wrong thing and get thrown into a
you know tar pit or something. I don't
know.
kind of get
disappeared for inciting violence
against the People's Republic of
China. It would be kind of cool
actually. Good food over there. Yeah,
I'd be willing to try
it. Thing is, I' I'd be
Well, I don't know. Yeah, I'd like to go
there. I'd like to see some of the like
the more historical Chinese stuff, I
guess you could say, like old temples
and the Great Wall of China and like the
like the world's oldest
chopsticks. One wrong word and that's
it. Yeah, cuz I I was about to say, I
mean, I used to work for the US military
and I hate to think if they'd accuse me
of anything, it's like then Yeah, then
it becomes like an international
incident trying to get me out of
there. But I'm sure they have plenty of
American tourists.
Plenty. Yeah, even guys such as myself
who used to be uh spies for the
military. That would go over really well
in
China. Yeah, it's like hello. And I just
bring just bring like some cartoonish
large hat and overcoat have a magnifying
glass and start just like observing
things through a magnifying glass and
just immediately get killed on the spot,
you know? Just Yeah. Just have them
Yeah. just get like gared instantly the
moment I get there. It's just like I
look like a like a caricature of
Inspector Cluso with a giant magnifying
glass, you know, or like Sherlock Holmes
just be there but have a big American
flag on my back and just like, you know,
just the magnifying glass everything
probably string me up instantly. I don't
know. I'm being facitious, of course. Or
am
I? Then after the holiday, you come back
looking a bit different. Have a weird
accent. That's like when my mother goes
back to Germany to visit family. H she
always comes back with a stronger
accent. All right, let's see. Can I make
uh I should be able to cook up. Yeah.
Let's see. Okay. Boom. Shakalaka. And
there we go.
So, all right. There we go. I made four
warp cells and ship is out of range. I
need to build a teleport
beam. All right. Where's my ship?
Uh, you reminded me of that cartoon now.
Inspector Gadget. Inspector
Gadget getting thrown away in the brrig
or whatever, you know. Is relics out
already? It is prom. Yeah, I'm playing
it right now. This is the
expedition. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. The
entire trench coat should be made out of
American flag. Yeah. I just I have like
a comically oversized briefcase and like
it's handcuffed to my arm and I'm just
walking around like you know just
walking around China looking like this
you know you know have them like
decapitate me as soon as I get
there. Oh
man, there goes any chance that I had of
getting a trip to China to compete in
esports like my buddy DJ
did. Yeah, there Yeah, there goes any
any and all Chinese sponsorships.
Although I have I have done some
sponsored, you know, promos for
10-centent games, so you never know.
Yeah, maybe I should go over there. No,
no, no, no. I don't do spy stuff
anymore. I only do uh video game stuff.
Yeah, for the
CIA. Yeah. Yeah. CIA chat in America and
beyond. She was the smartest one.
Yes. I never did. Did Inspector Gadget
ever find Dr. Claw? Yeah. Did they ever
they ever come with a resolution for
that
cartoon? Uh, let's see. Oh, you I never
saw that movie, Zanta. I I've heard that
the Matthew Broadick Inspector Gadget
movie was really, really bad, but I've
never actually seen it. I have seen some
of the CGI from it, though, and it looks
terrible. What are the rewards for the
new expedition? Uh, you get a few
various things. Uh, let's see. Uh what
else is there? There is Yeah, they got
new monsters. Uh there is a new type of
jetpack. It's a stone jetack. You get a
stone uh stone. Yeah, there's a stone
jetack. There's this pretty cool looking
stone outfit. Yeah, here it is right
here. Oops, wrong button. Uh yeah, there
it is. Yeah, this is the stone outfit
that you can get. Kind of turn yourself
into like a like a stone warrior looking
dude. And then they have uh they have
this like um Skeletor looking multi-tool
that actually I I I want. It looks
awesome. Uh, yeah, here it is right
here. Yeah. Doesn't that look cool?
Looks like something out of Evil
Dead. So, Calamius, hopefully that
helps. I believe they got married in the
last episode. What? Inspector Gadget and
Dr. Claw. Couldn't have seen that
coming. And then he's like, "Go gadget
penis." And then, you know, they have
weird
children. Hey, Stinky. Welcome. All
righty. So, uh, also while we're
streaming live, just a quick plug for
those of you who like sci-fi stuff as
much as I do. Some of you may have heard
that there's an Alien RPG that came out
a couple years ago. They're now doing a
Kickstarter for the updated version of
it, which I'm hoping to get one of the
bigger pledges for it, all the rule
books and stuff. So, yeah, that's why I
have an Alien RPG stream fund. After
this comes out, I'm hoping to get
together with some content creators and
do a live Alien Universe roleplay
stream, role playing game stream. And uh
so yeah, that's why I'm raising funds to
get one of the pledges that has all the
books and all the uh uh extra goodies
and things like that. So uh yeah, if you
feel like chipping in, yeah, we're
already two-thirds of the way through
the goal. And yeah, so if you got like,
I don't know, like some spare change,
what you do is if you have a disc drive,
you just open it, put the change in,
cram it in there, and it digitizes it
and send it my way. Kind of like Bitcoin
except real coin. Yeah. So anyways, feel
free to type in exclamation alien or
scroll down to my channel. you'll be
able to see a place where you can click
a link and then send some funds my way.
Only if you want to, though. Yeah. Okay.
All right. Let's do this. Uh, now that
we have the warp fuel, let's go ahead
and take
off. Yeah. I did my very first uh game
of Dn D live on Twitch back in October.
I had a lot of fun. Yeah. So, it's kind
of inspired me to maybe try doing
something with the instead of Dungeons
and Dragons, which I never really played
before prior to then. Uh, doing
something in the Aliens
universe. It's weird how the character
holds the staff like a shotgun. There
are other staff type multi-tools that
Yeah, they're basically held in the same
manner. Yeah. Cram a Twix bar on your CD
drive. Yeah. Two for me, none for you.
My favorite candy bar of all time was
the peanut butter Twix that they no
longer make. They bring it back like
every five or 10 years and then I have
to buy a whole bunch of them and then
they they discontinue it. But uh yeah,
favorite candy bar. Of course, uh Girl
Scout tag along cookies are very very
very similar to uh Peanut Butter Twix.
That's why I like
them. I remember the big guess is that
Dr. Claw was the original Inspector who
was replaced with Gadget intent on
revenge and also world domination. Yeah.
Did Did Inspector Gadget ever capture
Dr. Claw? I don't know. It'd be it'd be
nice to know. All
right. So, Avalanche, uh, I don't know
if you have your warp drive ready to go,
but we're going to go to Ze
Zenqui. Uh, Ze, what is that pronounced?
Ze
Zenquif. All right, so that's where
we're going. Oh crap, I got to put my
hyperdrive fuel in. I
forgot. All right, let's do this.
Hyperdrive fuel activate. Oh, that's
launch fuel. Where's my hyperdrive fuel?
There it is. Technology recharge. Might
have to switch to experimental cuz yeah,
that is very painfully
loud. All right, let's see the
technology recharge. Yeah, it's just an
audio
bug. Girl Scouts knew what they were
doing with that. I love Girl Scout
cookies. I just bought four more boxes.
Yeah, I bought four boxes previously and
then I bought four more cuz my buddy's
daughter was selling them. She's trying
to raise money for her troop so I can
get a box of crayons or something.
That's this. Oh, what is this? No man's
Hey, no man's alien donated $50. This is
all the spare change my CD thing would
hold. Well, hey, thank you for that. I
appreciate that. I I don't I curious to
know who's that, you know, who whose
pseudonym that is, but either way, thank
you. Thank you for uh chipping in. I am
the ultimate badass. It's very kind of
you.
Yeah, rat meow. Uh Don, hey Don, thank
you for the resub. Also, Don, did you
check your email? I may have sent you a
little uh a little birthday goodie uh
last night. You know, I think I even
sent the notes. It's still technically
your birthday here in the US. So, yeah,
I sent you I sent you a little something
something. Uh maybe check your email if
you hadn't seen it just
yet. Yeah, I Girl Scout cookies, man.
They're really good. Hey, I even Walmart
sells knockoff. If you didn't know this,
Walmart sells knockoff versions of uh
Girl Scout cookies and I've bought them
a couple different varieties and they're
just not the same, you know? It's just
just it's like when you buy Walmart
brand cereal, you It's It's good, but
it's just not the
same. I've had this guy on my mind
literally,
man. Thank you for that. All right, here
we go. Let's do
this. I also misplaced my sign. Oh, no.
Avalanche. Yeah, you set it right next
to us when we were on the I think on the
starting planet.
Oh, really? Jacquale. Interesting. Ah,
that is interesting. Oh, hey, Pants.
Hey, Pants. Hopefully you're doing well,
buddy. Yeah, you should you should stop
by Mod Squad chat sometime and, you
know, I don't know, post like butt pics.
Maybe feet
pics. Yeah, the I am diabetic season,
right? What's your verdict on the new
update so far? Well, Flex Bloom, I
really haven't gotten to the meat of it.
We're still I just I just kind of
started it about an hour and some change
ago. Uh let's see. Uh oh. Uh Radsta, I
saw your message. Sorry, my bot gets a
little aggressive. Uh cuz I I saw you
put like Mr. Richard with a dot and it
looked like a link to my bot. Uh uh
cross save progression is still in beta
from what I
understand. So yeah, because I know
people are waiting on that. I think they
have a they have a beta for it, but I I
don't think it's available to everyone
at the moment.
Yeah, sure thing, Don. Ah, like I said,
I'll just go to H hopefully hopefully uh
I know you said you had to work on your
birthday. I mean, typically a lot of us
uh you know, end up having to do that.
Oh, you're on spring break. Okay,
gotcha. But uh yeah, hopefully you can
get something fun. Maybe maybe use that
towards getting picking up split
fiction. Uh Walmart Raisin Brand gives
me the poop something awful that regular
raisin brand does not. And I say that
because I actually buy uh Walmart brand
cereal. Uh I've got Yeah, I've got the
Walmart brand uh brand flakes right now,
as a matter of fact. Yeah. Yeah. But um
yeah, there's uh Rata. There is a beta
for it. Hold on. Let me hop out
here. I don't know. I don't know if
that's something that they're still
taking
uh requests for. So, hold on. No Man Sky
cross save
beta. Uh let's see here.
Yeah. So, yeah. Cross, which is in beta.
Uh, get started. Yeah. So, let's connect
to I guess I don't know,
Steam. Uh, oh, hold on. Let's see. I
guess I got Hold on. I got to do this in
the background. Uh, give me a sec. Okay,
there is that right there. Okay, so
yeah, enable cloud services for cross
save. Um, yeah. So, cross save, but I
think Yeah, cuz it says use the toggles
below to enable crossplatform saves to
your connected accounts. So, I think I I
think I'm in the beta, but I I it's sad,
too, that I'm in it because I don't have
uh No Man's Sky on anything other than
Steam. So, yeah. So, you can I guess go
ahead and try to sign up for it, but it
might be full at the moment. So, Radsta,
yeah, they they are working on it, but
it's currently just in beta.
Uh, I gotcha. That's fine. CD Sky, there
they still make millions of dollars off
of those cookies every year. But
hopefully that answers your question,
Radsta. I like I said, I'm I'm
apparently in it, but I I don't own the
game on other
platforms. Oh, Dread, I wanted that 6K
game library. Yeah, I've got 700 games.
I've played all but four of them. Oh,
wait. I think I've played four of them
and the rest I haven't played. Yeah.
Okay. Alrighty. So, yes. All right.
Let's do
this. Wonder saw the name of my
ship. Hey, Curi, welcome. Yeah, Curi. I
was uh I was telling I was telling uh
Duh Duda uh um dang I'm trying to
remember how to say give uh uh uh
admission Gishen Duda um yesterday got
got your brother a little something
something for his I did remember was his
birthday. All right, here we go. Let's
do
this. How do you say give in German?
how to say I have in multiple tenses,
but
uh remember how to say
give. Reminds me, I need to do my German
lessons for
today. Yeah, that's So, I should have
said something cuz Yeah, I saw that you
put your uh save or the the scan beacon
right next to us when we were on a
planet. Gibbon. Oh, okay.
Gotcha. Well, actually, yeah. is uh
let's see if I say
as means that like you're getting you've
been given a delay I think the literal
translation I just got to remember all
this stuff
uh Gle server yesu server this is a new
expedition it went live around 9:30 a.m.
Eastern
time. Ah,
okay.
Gish gibben. I
see. It's weird. It's like I can read
that. I just can't remember the the
proper way to form the
sentence. That's weird. I I can actually
read a lot of German now. It's strange.
My mother uh got me some German comics
to read. And then Bellauri, she got me a
I still have to read it. What was it?
What was it called
again? Uh the the was it the three sons
or the three brothers or something like
that. I should try to read that at some
point. See how far I
get. Lizard says, "I can barely read
English." Yep. I'm trying to actively
trying to learn
uh my second language. I I grew up in a
bilingual household, but I just really
didn't learn a lot of German growing up.
Wish I had,
though. Am I under
attack? Oh, yeah. Look at
that. There we go. Smack that guy around
a little
bit. H loot geck. Oh, he's got the Oh,
he's got the uh infinite health bug. Oh,
man. Yeah, that's that's unfortunately a
bug I've seen before in this game. That
infinite health
bug. Let's
see. All
righty. So, I think this is where we're
supposed to be.
Ah, good knob in uh aesthetic
green. The three I think it was three,
wasn't
it? Yes, Scarlet Rose, I have seen that.
Uh, any tips for newbies? Uh, uh,
Javuriscoco is curious. Oh, did I miss
something? What did I miss? something
about something.
Um, where did Oh, any tips for a newbie
for this game? Um, have fun. Uh, don't
be in a rush to try to play through all
the content as quickly as possible. I
guess when you start off on your planet,
uh, you're hopefully going to have
something built into your multi-tool
called a terrain manipulator. If your
multi-tool doesn't have one for any
reason, try to build one as quickly as
possible. The reason why is because the
terrain manipulator will get you out of
a bad situation very quickly. So, say
you're being attacked by wild animals or
maybe sentinels or the weather is bad.
Simply doing something as just like
digging a hole and hiding in it can
prevent you from dying, especially in
early game. Uh cuz everyone kind of
lands on a different planet starting
off. You might land on a really terrible
planet. But if anything, digging a hole
will give you some temporary shelter,
especially if you're, like I said,
you're trying to hide from sentinels.
So, that uh that that would be my
suggestion for a new player. Also, uh
scan everything. scan. Uh you can use
your scanner on on a keyboard mouse.
It's F. Just scan everything. If you
scan stuff, you'll get credits, nanites,
you'll you'll see new beasts, materials,
all sorts of stuff. So yeah, don't be
afraid to scan just literally
everything. Like for instance, this
thing. That's right. They made it where
you can't scan those anymore. Bad
example, but you know what I mean. Just
scan literally all the things. Yeah, I
remember Tropic
Thunder. Fun movie.
Uh, Static Green says, "What's new on
the NMS front?" Static Green, type in
exclamation point relics. That'll bring
you to this page, uh, which will tell
you all about the new relics update that
came out today. It's both an expansion
and an
expedition. Oh. Oh. Oh, the three
question marks. That's the title. Oh.
Did
uh Okay,
gotcha.
Yeah.
Uh, let's see. Um, but then English is
my second language, which is fine. I
guess it's painfully obvious sometimes.
Ah, what's your what's your what's your
uh first language? Zero
gravity. Like I said, I I tend to be um
uh linguistically friendly on this
channel. Uh because you know, why
not? Uh let's see. I figured I'd watch
you as I make dinner. Sure thing, Akula.
Only if you tell me what you're having
for dinner, though. Okay, so let's see.
Bring proof of your excavation uh to the
Galactic Paleology Society research or
reach the field office at the first dig
site.
Okay. Oh, look at this. Ancient bones.
All right. Uh, I got a crown of
bones. Discarded
dirt. More discarded
dirt. So, let's see. Yeah, there a lot
of players here right now. Oh, yeah.
Look at
this. This is kind of cool. Yeah, if
you're into uh
paleontology, all sorts of stuff. Ah, I
think this might be it. This geck
individual over
here. Uh, let's see. exchange
paleontolog paleontological specimens.
Let's
see. It's just the
guy.
Okay. All right. So, let's see this
guy. And this guy says, "How come here
to meet trader of Siron blood friend?"
That's a kind of a weird get guy. Ah,
okay. So, make a swap offer. Wow. Yeah,
they got lots and lots and lots of
fossils. Yeah, just uh So, that's cool.
Lots of different skulls, man. They
probably had to make a lot of different
assets. Predator
skull. Oh gosh. Oh yeah, I've seen I've
seen trays like this before. Yeah, trays
of
bones.
Strange. Uh ID says, "What is the
ultimate reward for the expedition?"
They have a new character customization
that turns you into a stone warrior, I
guess, if you will. Yeah, there's a
there's a new jetpack. There's a new uh
like a Skeletor themed multi-tool. And
then there's a character customization
that turns you into a like a stone
spaceship warrior
[Music]
guy. Uh let's see. Uh Yos Peter Shaw and
Bob Andrews. Uh uh those that's the guy
called Fragazian. They solve crimes and
riddles. Yeah, that's that's what Cury
was telling me. How does the publisher
of No Man's Sky make money? I've owned
my copy for a long while now, and I was
wondering where they get their income
since we don't pay for expansions.
Galactic Surfer, they still continuously
sell the game. So that that's the that's
the core of how they make money is
because you have to remember there are 8
billion people on this planet and the
more they more of those people that they
can sell this game to, the more money
that they make. Uh they've done pretty
well financially from making this game
as well. else. I don't I don't think
they they have any worries or
constraints in that regard. They still
have a relatively small team. But yeah,
yeah, you have to remember there are 8
billion people on this planet that could
potentially be a customer for this game.
So, they just keep selling the game even
though it's been nine nine
years. So, uh yeah, just people just
continuously buy the
game. Yeah, they don't have a thousand
employees trying to make a space game
and still failing spectacularly.
[Music]
All right. So, uh, let's see here. Wait,
where where am I supposed to check
in? Uh, let's
see. Definitely definitely one of those
star games. Anyways,
Akula. All right. Uh, let's see. Yeah.
Legally distinct 100% not Skeletor
multi-tool. Right. I don't know who I'm
supposed to talk
to. Is it
uh what do you No, I mean don't one of
those other star games. I swear. Star
hookers the
game. All right, let's do
this. Too soon. Some of us are still
fans kind of. I mean, I like Starfield.
Yeah, I know.
might not have been the game I was
talking about, but I'm still a Starfield
fan. Yes, Space Strucker. Stargate, the
canceled game.
H. Uh, he's underground. Oh, yeah. Well,
look at that. What the
heck? I genuinely like Starfield. Yeah,
maybe it wasn't the best sci-fi game
ever, but I I genuinely had fun with it.
I thought it was a a not half bad game.
Technology recharge.
All right, let's do this. All right. Um,
let's see. How do I video
game? There he is. Oh, yeah. Look at
that little guy. He's actually Hold on.
Let's see if we can turn the light off
here. Okay, it says here, "The Galactic
Paleology Society agent catches my eye
as they duff dust themselves off."
S you're a new weapon. Yeah, road map.
Good. Many of you cockas here friend
here. You have deleted for
us. The alien smiles approvingly. They
gently push the artifact back toward me.
It is mine to
keep. All right, there it
is. I'll be getting the No Man's Sky
funeral package. Built-in coffin console
for the afterlife. Yeah.
Adon says, "I'm playing Starfield right
now." Yeah, it's fun. I I I hope they
continue to put out Well, I think there
was only the one planned DLC, but they
might come out with more
stuff. They did add official modding
support, so that's a
thing. How many Americans have a sec
language? Oh, a second language. Um
well, you know, I I mean, you have to
remember uh pretty much like 99% of the
people who live in this country were
immigrants at some point, you know,
family-wise. So, it just depends on how
many generations you move or you were
moved from. So, like, you know, my
father, he he's from Oklahoma. He's from
the Midwest, you know, he's my father's
side of the family has been here since
the
1700s. Found that out through
ancestry.com. But uh but my mother
became an American citizen uh I don't
know like 15 years ago, 20 years ago,
something like that. So so yeah, so
English is also not her first language.
So yeah, but yeah, just um I don't know.
My my sister learned a good bit of
German up to like a conversational level
and that's why I'm trying to get to now.
I just spent my whole life just only
only knowing bits and pieces, but now
I'm actually trying to get at least
casually fluent. Yeah. Hey Chris,
welcome.
Yeah. Yeah. They speak American fluently
but broken English as well, right? So,
yeah. So, I've just and I've been
sticking with it. I've done I want to
say six months of Dolingo now and it's
it's been no six five five months of
Dolingo and it's been helping a
lot. Doesn't ancestry.com and similar
things just make stuff up? Yeah, but
it's fun to believe. No, I don't know.
my my father. So the whole thing about
ancestry.com is it allows you to check
uh records and things but a lot of it is
uh you know user uploaded information.
So my father what he he had to do is he
had to call uh you know he did his own
research but he actually called a lot of
random strangers you know people who are
like it's like hey we had the same
great-grandfather you know 80 years ago
uh who had 17 siblings and I think we
might be distantly related but we're
trying to find the commonality you know
that's the whole goal of ancestry.com
right so you had a mother and a father
and then at some point you know your
father had a father and a mother and
your mother had a mother and a father
biologically speaking you know this that
this that and it's all trying to track
through the tree to see where your
family is originally from. And he was
able to get all the way back to the
mid700s. Um,
um, than me. So, yeah, more Yeah, my
father does speak more German casually.
He's he said he's kind of like forgotten
a lot because it's weird. When I was
growing up, they used to speak German to
each other a lot more. But yeah, now
that my father's out of the military,
it's Yeah, he's it's not not very common
now. He said he's kind of kind of
forgotten a lot. But um yeah. Yeah. Like
math, you know, language is kind of a
use it or lose it kind of thing. All
right. But uh yeah, when when I was
growing up, that's that's what my
parents would do. They would speak in
German to each other. So they, you know,
if they were talking about like, I don't
know, like presents or something, so we
wouldn't know. Well,
uh, let's see. Depends on how far far
back you go. Yeah. Yeah. Who am I
related to in the uh what what was that
called? The what was the
goo? What's that goo called that they
said? That's like there was like the the
goo where life started. H what you don't
use, you lose. Exactly. Use or lose it.
What was that? Like the the uh
coagulated boner sauce. What's it
called? Oh yeah, the p primordial goo.
Yeah, primordial soup or
ooze. I'd like to get a bowl of that.
You like eat it like grits, you know?
Yum. And then all of a sudden life comes
out the back of you, you know, just
dropping my kids off at the pool almost
literally. Yeah. Hey, fungus. Yeah,
exactly. So, you know, American father
stationed in Germany, met my mother and
Well, there you go.
Yeah, same. Yeah, same here,
Dale. Uh, so I I got you. Zero gravity.
Yeah, that's because I've been learning.
I've learned more in the past five
months than I have in the last 20 years.
I'm 21 now, so go
figure. All right. [ __ ] man. What am I
doing? Hold on. Uh, let's see.
Aven fossil display plans, inventory
slots, and gecks. Okay,
cool. They're probably talking about
like naughty stuff. By the way, if you
ever uh either expeditions or otherwise,
if they give you some expansion slots
for your exo suit and multi-tool, uh you
can choose where you put them. So, you
know, I I can choose here. It's
suggested here, but I can put it up
here. I can put it down here. I could
scroll down here. You know, just
anything. So, you can choose as long as
you have an open slot that can be
unlocked. Like I'm going to unlock this
one right now. Here we go. Yep. Let's
unlock this guy. Yep. This guy. There he
goes. You can pick. You don't have to
You don't have to unlock specifically
what they tell you to
unlock. Uh a people pooper. Yeah.
Loiser. How's an expedition? Ah, it's
it's kind of interesting. Haven't really
gotten very far, but yeah, we just
reached our first uh paleo pale pale
paleo paleo uh dig site. There. See all
these crusty bones and stuff? That's
very, very bright for some reason. I
guess someone's shining their flashlight
on it. Yeah. The whole thing about this,
it's kind of like digging up dinosaur
bones in No Man's
Sky. Uh, Lego probably. Let's not damage
my childhood too
much. Let's
see. Yeah, look, there might be some
truth to that.
Uh, you can also decline and keep the
slot expansions as an item for later. I
do. Yeah, Captain Denton, once once it
gets, you know, big enough for me. Big
enough for me. Uh, I I I tend to bring
them back to my main save instead. I use
them here. Look, we're going to read
that book and when we are through with
it, you'll be much more fluent with
Deutsch. Also, if you want to use either
German subtitles or listen to the German
and have English subtitles, I do improve
my Spanish like this and watch stuff in
Spanish. How do you watch someone shower
in Spanish?
I could I could put German subtitles on
the game. That would be kind of
fun. All right, let's take a look. Um,
collect a complete fossil.
Huh.
Okay. The Galactic Paleo Paleology
uh Society Field Agent seeks all the
elements required to fully assemble a
complete fossilized skeleton. Locate a
planet with viable fossil beds, then
pinpoint bones using the analysis
visor's target
sweep. Huh. Okay.
So, so let's
see. Uh,
quartzite. So, activated quartz site.
This Oh, here we go. Yeah. So, Yoka 51
uh uh in
uh
see ancient bones. So, I guess we have
to go to this place. So, let's mark it
and then yeah, ancient bones. Let's see
if we can dig up an entire
skeleton. Uh Blazer says, "Are you
trying out Adam Fall in the future?"
Yes, I I very much want to. In fact, I
was planning on checking out tomorrow,
but then, you know, then No Man's Sky
came out with an update, and I was like,
"Ah, I kind of foiled my plans for this
week, but in a good way, in a much
appreciated and sexy way. Thank you, uh,
John Murray, the man of my dreams."
Almost literally, cuz sometimes I dream
about No Man's
Sky. Uh, Rich has a lot of German
friends. Ah, you
know, uh, German subtitles of video
games are often painfully wrong. Oh,
really? Okay. I don't have to keep that
in
mind. Let's
see. Uh, yes, Dale. Yeah,
absolutely. Paleontology. I don't know.
I guess I don't know.
I'm I'm I'm I'm just taking a stab at it
as as
well. Uh let's see. Set up manufacturing
plants for
Caterpillar. Who did the what
now? Okay, so we got to go to Dino Bones
Planet. Is that
someone's Oh, that's Well,
that's Oh, yeah. Look at
this. The heck is going on here?
Oh yeah. Freighter wrecked in
space. Did you or do you still get
derogatory marks for half German? Uh Hal
Deutsch. I'm 45 and still getting
playground remarks.
Um
no. Only thing that kids ever brought up
when I was in school whenever that my
mom would come to school or she'd pick
me up or something and that you know
kids would say it's like you know your
mother's got a really strong German
accent. It's like really I don't hear
it. I just I literally don't hear it.
Never. I don't know. I grew up I grew up
in Well, I guess the hell was that? I
grew up uh you know in a military
family. So in military families, you
know, you get stationed to different
places in America and around the world.
And typically you're with other people,
other families and students that have
also traveled extens extensively doing
to due to being in a military family. So
that's probably why. So it it everyone's
just kind of accustomed. It's like,
yeah, where'd you just come from? It's
like, oh, I came from, you know,
Massachusetts. Where'd you come from? I
came from Japan, you know, and so and
you know, well, military families tend
to be culturally pretty eclectic, either
through visiting or through acquiring
family because, you know, you know, a
service member boonked someone in
another country and out came a out came
a a half and half kid. So,
uh, yeah, I guess I guess yeah, never
really dealt with that myself. I mean, I
guess I I went to uh I started I went to
non DoD schools when I was 16, 15, 16.
And yeah, I don't know, just people say
it's like, "Hey, man, you know, your
mother's got a really like thick German
accent." It's like, uh, probably. I I
can't hear it. So, it's for me it's just
mom, you know? So,
uh, let's
see. Exactly. Yeah. a service member,
went to, you know, Korea or or Guam or
someone, bo, and next thing you know,
you got a you got a hybrid family,
growing up in a dual or even triilingual
family
household. Uh, I'm a military brat.
Never liked changing schools. Yeah.
Well, see, I can imagine it's probably
easier now that the internet is so
readily prevalent everywhere. You know,
in the earlier days, it's like when
you'd leave a country in that specific
school, it's like, yeah, you had to say
goodbye to all your friends, right? It's
like, well, bye. I guess I guess I'll
never see you or talk to you again. But
the internet made it a lot easier for
people to keep in touch or has made it,
I should say. All right. So, let's see.
We got to find this planet that Yeah,
here we
go. So, now it should be easier. No more
no more kids, you know, making friends
in junior high and be like, "Well, my
father's getting stationed in Osaka or
or Athens or somewhere." And it's like,
"We'll never see each other again." It's
like, "No, no, you can do a video call
with your buddy." I've I've had friends
that I've been friends with for gosh 21
years. My entire life
almost. Oh. Oh, that's interesting.
Trouble magnet.
Yeah. Uh my uncle stationed in Germany.
He was in the US Army. Met and married
my uh Austrian Austrian
aunt.
Ah. So yeah. How was your time in
Germany? Uh yes, Essa. Uh it was great.
I I love Germany. I' I'd love to go
back. I'd like to go visit my family
over there again. I've I've been
there four times in the last 10 years.
So, you know, but only for like, you
know, a week or two at a
time. But, uh but yeah, I I like it. I
I'd actually if I could make it work, I
would like to live there for a while.
So I can uh you can you can stay in
Germany on a as a tourist for up to 3
months without needing a visa. Uh
anything after that you have to get a a
visa of some kind like a you know a work
visa and you have to be at least
semifluent in German to be able to get
one. So that's also another reason why
I'm taking lessons is cuz h at some
point you might find me streaming from
over there for a while. Get really
immersed in the language, the people,
the culture, the butts. Yeah.
all sorts of stuff. But um yeah,
someday. Oh. Oh, not Austrian. Uh
Nishar. Uh Australian. I
see. How long can you stay with American
Express? I don't know. It depends if
they take bribes via American Express.
Yeah. So, yeah, I I lived in Bavaria. I
lived in the southern region and I'd
like to go back. And so, the most I've
ever been there was maybe about a week
since the last time I lived there. And
I'd kind of like to stay there for a
couple
months.
Okay. Dang. All right. So, let's do
this. Let's
see. Oh, man. We found what we're
looking for, but it's kind of far
away. Let's see. AU is Austria. Really?
I didn't I didn't know that. So, the
country code is AU. Ah, I see.
You never know. You might find some
kangaroos that like classical
music. I could stay there for up to 75
years, 90 plus years now. They stopped
smoking and started working
out. My father or sorry, my father, my
grandfather, uh, he quit smoking in his
70s. He smoked his entire life up until
his 70s and then just out of the blue he
finally decided to quit. He ended up
living to be, I think, 91 or 92. So,
it's never too late to quit. Yeah. If
you're still chugging on them coffin
nails every day, man, you know, maybe uh
maybe think about quitting, you know,
move move to vaping and then try to get
off that if you
can. Same as me, no dual nationality
because you would have had to do
national service in Germany. Yeah, I I
do not have dual citizenship. Uh I would
have to uh even though, like I said, my
mother's from there, I would have to
apply for it and I think at this point I
would Yeah, I would have to
have I'd have to know the language a
little better. Oh, there it is.
Yeah. Yeah, they have they have a
language grading system. It's like A1,
A2, B1, B2, I think C1, C2. And I have
to I have to have at least a B1 language
proficiency uh to be able to live there
longer than 90 days or to get a visa for
longer than 90 days.
H. But I don't know. We'll see. Maybe
someday. Moving is expensive in general.
Moving overseas, forget about it, man.
That's crazy
expensive. It is silly
expensive. Here's fossil bed. So, we got
a couple fossil
beds. Okay. So, it looks like this one's
the closest one.
Yeah, just just the trying to ship my uh
like my whole streaming rig over there.
I mean, I've been pricing this stuff out
recently. Uh but yeah, trying to ship
all my my stuff over there would cost
about at minimum 1,500 and it would take
3 weeks for it to get
there,
man. Then, you know, and like I said,
I'd only be there for 3 months. Yeah.
Lots lots of paperwork, too, right? I
don't know if they would give a leg up
to people who had previously lived in
the country, but I don't know if it
counts because I technically lived on an
US military
base. But like I said, I I would like to
go
back. It's weird. You know, some people
visit foreign countries, you know, they
end up liking it. They, you know, work
it out to live there for a while on a
visa, then they just end up, you know,
living there for the rest of their
lives.
Weird to think about, but true.
Okay. Okay. So, we've got something
here. A vigilant stone. Uh-oh.
Geothermal event. This is new. What is
this? Uh-oh. Back up. Back up. Extreme
damage. Crap, man. What the hell was
that? That was
awesome. Yeah. Yeah, man. Dude, if like
if I mean if you if you want to enjoy a
cigar every once in a while, that's one
thing. But man, just like smoking every
day. Uh smoking killed um I want to say
probably about three of my relatives at
this point. So I I I hardily can't
recommend
it. Okay, so I guess these are geysers
of some kind. Now I'm Hold on.
H. Sorry. I'm just trying to get rid of
this hazardous flora
first. Uh, let's see. What you need is
an oiler. Yeah, someone to oil me up.
Maybe you could just rent a streaming
rig. Yeah, maybe. If things go down much
further in the US government, you could
stay longer as a refugee. Yeah. Could I
claim political
asylum? All right. Disturb the eye.
Okay. Um, all right, chat. Let me get my
bolt cer ready.
Okay. Uh oh, the guardians awaken. Oh
[ __ ] Oh crap. We got
multiples. Oh man, I'm barely doing any
damage. Well, I guess some damage.
Protection deployed. Ah
crap. Woo. So these are the new uh the
new
defenders. Let's see. suck up
this. Okay, hold on. This doesn't seem
like he's terribly aggressive,
but All right, that's one of them. I
defeated an ancient
guardian. Okay, do not
disturb. Do not
perturb. There we
go. Extreme bedet. I remember I remember
my aunt and uncle, they had a bedet in
their house. um my German um aunt and
uncle and uh I didn't know what it was
and they're like oh you know it's
it's washing your rear end and I was
like I'm sorry what cuz I'd never seen a
bedet before and they're like yes you
sit on it and you turn it on and it
washes your rear end and I was like
really so I tried it I was like ah I
didn't understand it I was very young at
the
time uh Sirly Squid says wow 1500 is
your rig powered by coal Uh, no, no. Uh,
Sirly Squid, my streaming rig, it would
cost $1,500 to ship it. Uh, so $1,500 to
send it in the mail from this country to
another country. Uh, I I don't want to
say how much my my actual streaming
setup
costs. Not actually that much. I
actually received a lot of it pro bono
or whatever they call it. But uh but
yeah, no, it's uh it's uh it's yeah,
that's how much it would cost to ship uh
ship my my stuff. I shipped my pants.
All right. So, yeah, ancient
bones. All right. So, I got some
fossilized
fins. Ah, [ __ ] All right, we got
company. That's the guy I was shooting
earlier.
These guys don't seem that they don't
seem terribly aggressive. They kind of
just they just like you summon them and
they kind of just do their own
thing. Like how you can blast the rocks
off of them, though. H
uh promotional. My mom actually said
this to me recently. If uh if if Richard
or his family need a place to stay, if
they have to leave the US, they are all
welcome here. Yes, we can become
additional pets. I just noticed that
mountain. What? What? What are
these? What the heck? It's like It's
like a It's like a mountain, but it's
like a perfect like cylinder plus
pyramid. What the heck is
that? Like I said, this game's pretty
weird. Sometimes a bedet wouldn't cut
it. I want a power
washer. And my aunt and uncle used to be
fairly well off. uh you know
they she used to be a singer and then he
was he worked in advertising. They had
this like basically kind of like a small
I mean to a kid it felt like a small
mansion but uh yeah just huge
bathroom was bigger than my bedroom. But
then they got divorced and everything
fell apart for them. Sad but
true. Oops. Wrong button.
All right, here we go. Ancient
bones. Okay. Skeleton parts collected.
So, yeah. Look at this. I like the crown
of
bones. Skull of some ancient beast in
remarkable condition given its apparent
age. They're pretty valuable. 72,000
bucks a
pop. They seemed more dangerous in the
trailer. Yeah, that's I'm wondering why
they're not being very
aggressive.
H. Those are for giants to step on.
Yeah. Should we go dig into one of them?
See if we can take a
look. Uh, it's always nice to offer your
home to random weirdos on the internet.
Well, Avalanche master, I've I've
actually been in her home before, so at
least she knows what kind of weirdo I
am. She made me squash soup at one
point. I'd never had squash
soup. It's It's soup.
Yeah, sometimes it's like wiping a
barker, right? You just got to go for
it. All right. Um, let's see. range
manipulator. I don't know what
do I guess this is just Yeah, I guess
it's just regular
mountain. Oh, here we
go. Hey, look everybody. I'm moving up
in the world. I make that joke every
stream. I got one of those beday seat
replacements. So nice and it saves me a
ton on TP.
This is so weird. What kind of mountain
is this? That's very
peculiar. I mean, some of them look kind
of natural, but then some of them look
like a clown hat. Like a Jack in the Box
[Music]
hat. They look like giant thumbnails.
Maybe even got uh pics to prove he was
there. It's true. I had uh Aban Essen uh
Mit Dawn on
Kiritti and uh yeah and kitties. Lots of
kitty
cats. Uh oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Avalanche.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Ancient.
Yeah. Ancient aliens. I'm not saying it
was aliens, but it was
aliens. Okay. Well, let's take a look at
the expedition
log. Okay. Collect a complete
fossil. Uh let's see. Located a planet.
All right. I've collected a complete
fossil. So, how do I junior field
agent personal force field? I'm probably
going to sell that. I don't use force
fields. Shell greaser. Powerful scatter
blaster upgrade. Upgrade
complete. Okay, let's do this.
Okay, so I sold my scatter blaster. So
these uh scatter blaster upgrades, I'm
just going to sell these for
nanites. Excuse
[Music]
me. All right, personal force field.
Yeah, I'm gonna sell all these. Make
some
nanites. Uh villain
donk. Cur to share any details of your
stay at curious sexy otherwise. How was
the squash soup? I never had it before.
It's It's It was I never had squash
based soup before.
Woohoo. Yeah, it's a me. Sneezy.
Sneezio. All right. Let's see. Vigilant
Stone. Okay. So, the question is, where
do I where do I turn these in? Do I do I
bring these to a space
station? Collect a complete fossil.
[Music]
Okay. Yeah. So, I've collected it.
So, collect a complete
fossil. Okay. So, yeah, I got I got the
head, I got limbs, limbs, tail, torso,
limbs. Yeah, that should be enough.
Yeah. So, you got a torso, two sets of
limbs, a tail, and a head. So, I think I
have everything. But where do I wonder
where I turn it
in? Does this planet have aggressive
sentinels? Uh, unwavering. Let's check
take a look
here. Oh, return to the paleontology
guy. Okay, now is that the guy on the
planet or the guy in the space
station? I like I just kind
of There we go. Kind of slide down this
thing.
Should have slid down the other way. My
ship's on the other side. Uh oh. Build
menu. Oh, okay. Uh let's see here.
Build. Uh build menu. Oh, yeah. Oh,
yeah. Aven fossil display.
H. So, uh yeah, aven fossil display. So,
I guess I
need aven fossil
display.
Um, so do I have to build the display?
It just says collect it
[Music]
though. You have the marker on the HUD.
Do
I? I
does. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I see it now.
Oh, yeah. You're right. I do see it now.
Okay. Yeah. Let me get back to my
ship. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like the tip
of a
crayon. Damn it. So, I'm just going to
get some oxygen out of this thing. Thank
you,
Jeff. Are they going to do drops for
this one? Dark and Lord, they are not.
No, unfortunately. Uh, no drops this
time around. They only do drops uh maybe
two or three times a year and they have
already done drops this time or they
just they just did drops with the last
expansion. Yeah, they they would have
announced it on the update page for
relics which you can see if you type in
exclamation point
relics. Uh let's see. Okay, Amoose,
thank you for that. Appreciate the tips.
Sometimes I like just the
tip. I would summon my ship, but uh you
know, you save fuel if you just, you
know, take the time to fly back. And I'm
not exactly in a
rush. Actually went pretty far, man. My
ship is way the heck over
there. H I believe in Americans.
Yeah. Look like looks like Mount Doom
over there. Also, don't forget uh this
Sunday on Discord, we I'm a Discord
partner as well as a Twitch partner and
a uh a Pornhub partner. Uh it's it is a
uh we do movie night on every Sunday and
uh this Sunday will be the third and
final movie we're watching uh which is
Lord of the Rings as part of the Lord of
the Rings trilogy, Return of the King.
Sorry, I kind of mentally jumbled that.
But uh yeah, we uh we were streaming a
game called Return to Moria, which is
based on Lord of the Rings. And so we
decided to watch the three extended
editions of Lord of the Rings for Sunday
movie night. So this Sunday will be
Return of the King. Uh extended edition
is like 4 hours long. So be sure to
bring some snacks. Maybe like a I don't
know, like a chamber
pot. Yeah, I think I might have to make
like a double batch of popcorn.
I Pornhub should come out with their own
brand of VPN. If they did, I'd promote
it. I wonder if I'd be allowed to
promote it because you're technically
not allowed to promote porn stuff on
Twitch. But if it was PornhubVPN, like
their there it was like it was like it's
like PubVPN and you go to the that
website and there's no porn. It's just
literally their brand of
VPN. Oh, uh native is uh Russish. Ah,
okay. Gotcha. A Russian. I see.
H yeah, phvpn.com, right? Exactly. That
that should be a thing. I should sell
them that idea. And they're like, "Wait,
you're going to sell us the idea of us
buying our own VPN service?" Like, yeah.
They're like, "Not a bad idea." They
could afford it, man. That that website
probably makes a billion dollars a
year. I would look that up, but I kind
of don't want to Google Pornhub anything
in Google right now while I'm live just
just to be safe. Yeah. Can somebody Can
somebody who is willing to risk uh
browser diseases look that up for me? Uh
yeah. What is What is Pornhub's gross
revenue? Yeah, they could call it
PhallicVPN,
right? I wonder what their gross revenue
is. It's like gross cuz it's all sticky
and you have to get a mop afterwards.
No, net revenue. Yeah, I wonder what
that is.
So gross revenue is uh all of the money
you've made total, but net revenue is
how much money is left over when you
factor in all the costs of running said
business. So yeah, you have your uh
gross revenue and then your net revenue
for those of you who didn't take
economics in class or in school. Yeah.
So it's like, hey, you know, they make a
billion dollars a year, but they have to
spend $600 million a year running their
websites. So their their net would be
400 million, I guess you could say.
Jeez,
Manchu. Wow. Okay, so yearly gross
revenue 455
million. Yeah. So, you're wanting
someone to Google Pornhub? No. No. Just
Well, yes, but no. I like that gift.
It's like, well, no, but yes.
Uh, am I supposed to fight these guys or
what's going on? Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Let's see.
And these guys are not taking a beating.
I wonder if they're
bugged. I bet they're
bugged. Yeah, they're probably
bugged. All right, here we
go. Must be This must be a high conflict
system. Uh, let's see. What's wrong with
you? I don't know. You tell me, man. I
just stream your
This place is under attack. All right,
here we go. Collected an entire skeleton
here. Let me I'm going to get get inside
this building and hide. There we go. If
this actually counts as
cover. Yeah, Google that on your work
computer. Uh, okay. What about the
revenue that isn't gross? Well, that
would be net
revenue. Why Google Pornhub when you
click a direct link, right?
It's very dangerous outside, apparently.
All right. Junior Field Agent Supreme
Geology cannon. Oh, okay. Geology cannon
is not my favorite secondary weapon, but
they they do come in
handy. It's an S tier as well. Let's
see.
[Music]
So, okay. Let's see. Scatter
blaster, thermal module. Okay, we'll go
ahead and pop that right
there. Do this
and makas.
Yeah, let's see. Geology cannon. Should
I sell
this? Uh, charge with unstable plasma. I
mean, the geology cannon is not my
favorite secondary weapon. I might just
sell it for nanites.
I realized that you just need the
fossils in your inventory when you go to
the archaeology site for the collection
quest. So, if you wait to build the
display till after you get there, you
won't have to get more. Yeah, that's
[Music]
Yeah, I have Pornhub on one button on my
stream deck. I click it and poof. Oh,
there you go.
Cooler. How callous are
you? It's like it it hurts. I just can't
stop. Let's see. Yeah, I think I'm just
going to sell this geology cannon stuff.
which means we'll have to take off and
go back to a space
station. Okay, so let's see. Uh re
reassemble an aven skeleton.
H reassemble an aven skeleton. But uh
does that mean I have to have specific
aven
parts? Uh because those are
fins. Does it does it matter?
H
[Music]
uh geology cannon is is a weapon. So
there it's it's not terribly often in No
Man's Sky that you specifically need one
type of weapon. Uh just have the bone.
Okay. All right. Well, um I guess in
order to build a display,
thank you for the very loud reminder.
H. Okay. So,
[Music]
um I guess Oh, hey, look. Hey, so that's
an exotic ship. It's It's a squid type
exotic. You don't see too many of these.
I mean, depending on who you ask and
where you're going, but yeah, this is an
aquatic squid type exotic. Oh,
[ __ ] So, you don't see these very
often. I've never actually owned one of
these. I have I've had opportunities to
buy them, but that was back when we had
a lot less ship slots than we do now.
Yeah, it's a squid
type. Very neat. I like it. Uh, no
Twitch drops this time around. Uh,
LJ. Very nice. Much hentai. Yeah, such
tentacle. Much
hentai. Yeah, they're weird. It's got
this whole super long front end, but all
the landing gear stuff is back in the
back because I guess these are
relatively light compared to the main
fuselage.
Does this mean Does this mean I need to
build a
base? Does this mean I need to build a
base to construct one of the things?
That's my favorite ship of the game
right there. The Utopia
Speeder. So, let's see. Oh, looks like
this guy Oh, this guy is also this guy
is also trying to build a display. So,
let me see.
Um, aven fossil display. I need pure
fite. Okay. So, let's do this. Where's
my regular ferite? How many did it
need? Uh, let's see. 25 pure ferite. So,
let's use the backpack
refiner. I got to put some fuel in
there. Really? I don't have any carbon.
M I love Squidies. My fave. Oh
yeah. What kind of planet is this? Hold
on.
Discoveries. This is
a abandoned paradise.
So says resources should be abundant and
full or Hey Corbin, welcome. Hey Corbin.
Hello. Let's see.
Yeah, for abandoned paradise, there
doesn't really seem to be a lot of plant
life here. That's the best way to get
carbon. Yeah, I wonder if we have to
leave and come
back.
Uh tribe
stuff. Yeah, I don't I don't know that
word. I can I know everything else, but
uh Oh, fuel. Oh, yeah.
H. Okay. Can But can't you just say gas?
Isn't gas just gas in German as well?
Isn't
it? Yeah. There's I might Let me do
this. I'm going to go into a cave. If I
could find a cave, I might find some
plant life
underground. Uh what's what's what's
that cow?
Yeah, I was going to say if maybe if I
could find a cave, we might be able to
find some under underground
flora. Can't tell if that's a shadow or
if that's a cave. Hold
on. When in doubt, zoom
in. I think that's a cave. Let's take a
look. I tell you what, man. Backpack
upgrades worth their weight and gold.
Yeah, here we go. Yeah, let's
see. Ah, damn. That's
uh Oh, man. Even underground it's uh
even underground it's pretty devoid of
plant life.
Units received.
Uh benzene. Oh, okay. Gotcha.
Yeah, it's funny because yeah, here in
the United States we have um we have
different octane gas and we have diesel,
but man, in Germany there's like seven
different kinds of fuel.
H
gosh, you can get um God, what is like
what's it called like LPG? Is that
liquid petroleum gas or something like
that? Um benzene,
diesel. Yeah, what is it? Yeah, what is
it? There's like other than different
octanes, there's like literally like
three or four different kinds of gas you
can get at gas
stations. Ran past some red carbon
crystals. Oh,
yeah. It's all right. Sometimes I get
fixated on things. I can't multitask
mentally. Oh, yeah. Look at
that. Uh something. Yeah. I don't know.
It's just uh I know. And it's weird,
too, cuz when you buy a car in Germany,
you can buy a car that will actually run
on different kinds of
gas. It's it's uh it's interesting. I I
a friend of mine bought a uh a car there
and you know, I was helping her look for
cars and she had to explain to me it's
like, "Yeah, but I'm only looking for
cars that use this type of
fuel or these types, like literally
different kinds of gas in the same car."
I was like, "That's interesting. It'd be
like having a car that could use either
gas or diesel, whichever one you want.
All
righty. Delicious
carbon. Need the advanced mining
beam. Uh I run on methane myself,
especially if I consume milk. You know,
one time I had a uh like a nitro milk
stout and gosh, man, that gave me
terrible gas. All right, here we go.
There we go. There's some more carbon
over there.
When in doubt, remember to use your
scanner. All righty. There we go. There
we go. Scooped up all the dudes. So,
let's use the refiner now.
Okay. Oops, wrong button. I meant to do
this technology recharge.
Okay. Okay, I don't want to use up all
my fite because uh I might need regular
fite later on. So, we'll make about a
100. Maybe we'll make about a 100 pure
fite and then pure fite could be turned
into 99. Very close. Uh stick that in
the backpack. Pure ferite. Wait, did I
need pure fite? I think it was pure
fite, wasn't
it? Why am I struggling
mentally? It's one of those dangerous
plants. Hold
on. Okay. Oh, sorry, officer. It wasn't
doing anything, I swear. Yeah, Skellyy.
Yeah. What was that? What did Did you
see that player? They were like, I must
go. My people need me. That player just
like took off into space. It was It was
just a player, but no ship or anything.
I guess it was a visual
bug. Quick stop at Taco Bell and you're
uh good for a day trip. Yeah. When can
we harvest our own internal
stink to power our own
gas? I just going to get a little
dihydrogen. Little guy hydrogen while
I'm
here. All righty. Yeah. Slurping up all
the dudes
here. All righty.
Let's do
this charging. Um, there we go.
Technology recharge. I got
a I got to take money to make money, so
to
speak. Yeah. Wonder Woman ship,
right? Okay. So, let's see if I can just
build this thing just right here. All
right.
Clunk.
Okay. Skull. Boom. Torso. Boom.
Wings.
Boom. Lower limbs.
Boom. And a tail. All right. Package
exhibit. All right. Uh, an
exelertosa exhibit. Uh, it lived over 66
million years ago. A peaceful herbivore.
It was ungainainely. It was an
ungainainely flyer. The bones are
gelatinous. Um, what an advantage in
wriggling through tight gaps, but also
made this creature a prized snack for
predatory carnivores. This curated
fossil exhibit can be sold, traded, or
redeployed within any habitable base.
Ooh. Oh, but Oh, but it Oh, but it
didn't render
correctly.
Um Um, assemble. Okay, hold on.
Um, wait. What? What was it? Was it
supposed to do something? Um, I think
isn't there? Aren't there wrong item?
Oh. Um, ancient aven complete. New
reward available. Nope. It's built.
Check your inventory. Oh, okay. Um,
let's see
here. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah.
Preassembled fossil display. Okay, so I
guess I I had to make this thing.
Um, that's weird. So, I I had one. Well,
wait a minute. Hold on. Yeah. Wait,
wait, wait. So, I have one here,
preassembled fossil display, and then I
have this one here. Aven fossil
display. So, Oh, I see. Okay. Ah, I got
you. So, this one is the just like the
basically the stand, but this one's the
actual display. Oh, I
see. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It's
like a workt. That's right. Glacier H. I
was like I was kind of confused for a
second
there. All right. Um All right. Let's
see what's next. I think that might be I
think we might be done with phase one.
Oh no. We got to scan some minerals.
Crapnuts. All right. Let's see
here. All right. Launch thrusters. That
goes on the ship. That can go right
about. I just need to be closer to my
ship. I shipped my
pants.
Ow. I think we have 10 and five octane
gas and Oh, 10 and five octane gas. Then
just diesel. I'm driving a Vespa. Sorry.
Uh I don't know. I remember I went to a
gas station. Yeah, they had like four
different kinds of gas there.
What's What's the cheapest gas in
Germany right now? Is it
diesel? Here in the US, diesel is
actually kind of
expensive. Okay, let's do
this. Uh, cheap gas in Germany is a
myth. Yeah, that's what it is. It's a
myth.
M you know, oddly enough, uh here in
Florida, uh gas prices are actually not
that bad. It usually hovers anywhere
between $2.75 cents a gallon to like
around 3 310 a gallon.
So, let's do this. I got some stuff I
got to sell at the space station. So,
we're going to head over there for a wee
bit and then we're going to change
planets cuz I need to scan for minerals.
That's very cheap. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
pretty sure gas, at least here in
Florida, is cheaper than uh what it is
in Germany, I guess, depending on the
gas. But yeah, it's really not that
expensive. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 150 to
250 Oro per liter, right? Oh man, it's
expensive. How many liters was it? Is it
like 2.2 L to a
gallon? Trying to remember the math
there.
Regular gas here is 3 384. Oh, it's Oh.
Oh, it's 3.8 L to a gallon. Really, man?
Gosh, that is
expensive.
Yikes. Oh
gosh. Thank you, man.
I guess I can only imagine the gas is
probably really cheap in the Middle
East. Man, I don't know that for sure,
but I'd speculate that it would
be. Look at this. I like the new updated
space stations. It's nice to see this
one. Almost almost looks like a This
almost looks like an Elite Dangerous
space station, doesn't it? Yeah. Got to
go through the mail
slot. Yeah. Yeah, my Volkswagen takes uh
premium and it's usually anywhere
between 4 to 450 a gallon and I don't
drive it that much. It's race
car. All righty. Oops. I'm just going to
hop out and I can sell some stuff. So,
yeah. So, I used those bones. I'm
assuming I should probably save my
bones,
right? Let's do this. We're going to run
over
here. What type of gallon? A UK gallon,
a US wet gallon, a US dry gallon, a
gallion gallon, and a shipbased
gallon. We pay about uh
0.000012 bitcoin for a US gallon.
Stinky. I got really upset at uh Google
Google's AI results. You know, sometimes
you Google stuff and now Google just
gives you AI results before it shows you
actual search results. Uh, I was
googling Bitcoin and it said, uh,
Bitcoin was down to 68K per Bitcoin. I
was like, "Wow, really? Great time to
buy in, but it was wrong." The AI the
stupid AI generation thing was wrong. It
was It's like what, 86, 87 right now or
88. But I was like, damn, man. That's
That would be a good time to buy. Woof.
Oh, man. Stupid Google AI. AI everything
these days, it's terrible. All right,
we're going to sell a vigilant stone.
Mutated temp birch
seeds received. I'm going to sell this
bordite
received. This uh the exhibit that I
made is worth 582,000. So, here's a
quick question for you, chat. Am I going
to need this exhibit? Like, do I have to
build a base and then put at least one
exhibit on
display? Yeah. Yeah. You know, dude,
YouTube is getting really bad now
because they you got these AI channels
that they create like just pump out tons
and tons of just video garbage or like
AI garbage and they claim it's like, you
know, new trailers for upcoming movies
or TV shows or it's like, you know, just
announced uh projects or things, but
it's all just AI generated garbage.
Yeah, that's it's yeah, getting really
bad with movie trailers now. They're
trying to just create these fake movie
trailers, but they they'll mark it as
clickbait titles like, "Oh, you know,
latest movie from Stephen Spielberg or
Kevin Smith or Stephen Soderberg." And
it's just Yeah, it's just a And then in
fine print, they're like, "This is our
concept for the next Steven Spielberg
movie." And it's like,
yuck. Geez.
Joy. Joy, do you want me to like mail
you a couple buckets of gas just for fun
or
something? Yeah. Fake photo. Yeah, I've
been getting I've been getting AI friend
requests on Twitter and Facebook and
it's just it's just yuck. You
know, that's per gallon, too.
Ouch. Yeah, I know. Well, yeah, because
they they give it like clickbait titles
and stuff and, you know, they use a real
image, but then the video itself is
actually just, you know, AI
generated. I mean, some of those AI
generated videos are kind of awesome.
Like it's like what if Yeah. What if
gremlins took place in the future or
what if Santa Claus uh you know became
the Terminator? You know, it's just
stuff that's completely outlandish.
Those are fun. Yeah. It's it's the ones
where people are advertising things that
aren't real. Um and they're using just
creating AI or like Yeah. Like like
they'll take previous movie trailers and
cut them together with, you know, stuff
they made in AI and claim it's a brand
new trailer and they'll get millions of
views cuz it's like brand new official
trailer for upcoming movie. And then
like I said in fine prints like oh but
this is something we just con concepted.
Thanks for following. You
know I
hear was just screaming in general about
how much I like
hamburgers. All right. Uh let's see.
Sorry I'm getting distracted. So yeah.
So chat can I can I safely sell this? Oh
I don't know. I mean this expedition
just came out
today. Yeah. Coming. Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah. Hold on. Yeah.
Coming this summer to a theater near
you. Lion King versus Predator. One is
king of the jungle. One is king of
killing. Who will win? Only in theaters.
AI garbage.
Yeah. In a world where Lion King met the
Predator. They teamed up to fight crime.
The the Predator King or something, you
know. Keep it for decoration. Oh, okay.
Gotcha. All right. Uh let's see. All
right. What else can I sell? Sell this
rusted metal. Units
received. Units received. Why Why is
that so loud? How much cash do I have?
Okay, so I got
288,000. I'm going to buy uh let's see
what else can we buy from
here. All right, so cobalt. Cobalt is
used for making I think ion batteries.
So, let's Yeah, let's make some I
probably don't need that much cobalt.
Let's
do something smells good.
Let's do let's do like 100 cobalt
received.
Uh fite dust. I'm going to buy all their
ferite dust. Products received.
Sometimes microprocessors come in handy.
I'll buy two of those. Products
received. Oh yeah, wiring looms. I'm
going to buy two wiring looms. Products
received.
And I'm going to buy their copper cuz I
got to turn it into received. I will
turn that into chromatic metal.
Just look at the expedition. See if
you're going to need it. I don't know.
I've just never learned how to
read. Yeah. The Lion King and Predator
fighting crime in an 80s sitcom style.
Yeah. I mean that it's like AI
generation stuff. You literally just
feed it. It's like programming. You
know, AI artists aren't artists. Let's
let's be real here. AI uh generated art
is more about like basically almost more
like programming versus uh actual
artistic design because the computer is
designing everything through uh you know
all its previous AI learning. So it's
more like you're programming a stuff.
You can go to one of those like AI
generators and just literally punch in.
It's like, "Okay, I want uh the Lion
King and a Predator to team up to fight
crime in an 80s style sitcom." And then
it just renders all that stuff. And uh
yeah. Yeah, it's it's I mean it'll just
hold on. I wonder Hold on. Let's see. I
don't know if Guer is here, but we I can
I think I have a AI I think Guer added
an AI generator to my Discord. Let's
see. How do
I How do I I'm I'm want to punch in
exactly that. Um let's see. How do
I I don't I God I don't remember how to
do
this. Um I think it's slashprompt
uh plagiarized information synthesis
system or piss for short. Yeah. Hold on.
Let's see. Uh hold on. Let me let me alt
tab here. I just want just want to see
how how
um actually now that's the stupid thing.
It actually can be kind of funny. But uh
I just like I said when people create
stuff and then they try to tout and say
it's real or something like a real
product and it's not. That's when it
gets irritating. Okay. I think
it's prompt. Okay. Or imagine
uh Okay. Let's All right. I'm going to
try to I'm sending
uh let's see. Oh, it looks like the Oh,
looks like the I added the MidJourney
bot to my Discord, but it looks like
they Oh, it needs a subscription now.
Oh, I guess I guess the the free trial
ran out. Yeah, somebody do that. Huh?
Somebody punch in the Lion King and a
Predator fighting crime in an 80s sitcom
style. Just Yeah. Try to try to generate
an image. Evil Dead versus Care Bears.
Yes. All right. Uh, yes. But yeah, but
you can punch that into an AI generator
and it'll actually make it weird stuff.
I like it though. Gen AI improves
fishing emails because it can correct
the punctuation and grammar of the email
making the fishing more effective. And
so is that use case. Yeah, when you get
some fishing email says like, "Hello, I
am I am uh I am president of uh HP. You
are needing a refund. I give you refund
$10 million. Please send banking
information. Thank you. Good day. You
know, it's Yeah, but it's obviously
really really it's by written by
somebody. English isn't their first
language. Yeah, it's just it's those
actually get kind of amusing, too, cuz
it's just so bad. But they're, you know,
they're trying so hard. But yeah, you're
right. Yeah, just have AI write stuff in
English for
you. Okay. All right. Let's take a look.
And expedition. Okay. So, I need to go
to just a random planet and scan for
minerals.
So, let's see. Um, all right. So,
ultramarine moon. Hey, we can go find
uh, you know, some blue smurfs up here.
Ultramarine moon. Actually, now I kind
of want to go there. Aggressive
sentinels. Desert moon. Decaying nuclear
moon. Abandoned par. Yeah, let's do
here. Let's go to
Ultramarine. Yeah, we'll go meet what's
his name? Marneas Kgar.
What's uh uh what's what's the
Ultramarine's home world? Is it
Mccrag? God, my my Warhammer 40k lore is
escaping me. Was it was it
Mccrag? The own Yeah. Anyone here know
their Primark home
worlds? It is McCrag. Oh god, just to
think I have I can't I can't do basic
arithmetic anymore, but I know Warhammer
40k trivia. Thank you, brain. All the
useful information and abilities got
kicked out years ago. Let's go ahead and
see if we can jump in
here. All righty. Okay. Yeah, it's great
that you can you can actually mark
planets
now. Stay on
target. Stay on target. Let's see.
Looks like the planet or the moon.
Actually, it's a moon. We need to go to
the other
side. Got to break on through. Oh, yeah.
Cari. Uh, all right. Well, since we're
traveling, I'll do just a little bit of
a quick plug here again. Uh, yeah. I'm
trying to uh put together a fund or
doing a fund to uh get the new alien
role playing game uh uh update, I guess
you could say. Uh it's called Alien RPG
Evolved Edition. It just went on to
Kickstarter yesterday. It's something
I've been waiting for. Uh, and I'm
trying to raise the fund together so in
the future we can do some liveaction
role- playinging streams set in the
alien universe. Lots and lots and lots
of people do of course Dungeons and
Dragons and Pathfinder. I don't know if
anyone streams rifts. If anyone had an
RPG stream streaming riffs, I would
probably watch that. But anyway, so I'm
trying to set one up in that's kind of
more in my wheelhouse, the Alien
Universe, which I know a lot, but they
have an official role playing game for
it. And this is going to be the quote
unquote second edition. So, I'm trying
to get one of their larger packages that
has one of the, you know, all the all
the rule books, core stuff, and all the
extra goodies. But, uh, but yeah, I'm
looking forward to hopefully in the
future, uh, yeah, maybe getting some
other streamers together and having a
having a a role playing stream. Is
marking planets new to this update. It
is
finally. Oh, really, Scarlet? Yeah, I
get I get very distracted by chat. But
anyways, if you feel like chipping in,
feel free to type an exclamation point
alien or you can go to my channel, uh,
scroll down and just, yeah, click on the
alien RPG banner graphic. So yeah, if
you've got a buck or two you want to uh
send our way, feel free to do
so. Did I run out of fuel?
Um I did run out of fuel. Recharge. God,
that's loud. Is there an experimental
branch for for this uh for this
expansion already? All right, Karate.
Thank you and have a good night. Yeah,
me fun says that fund was starting.
Yeah, well the Kickstarter started just
yesterday. Yeah, I mean it's they they
already had put out some updates that
they're just floored uh about the
response. I guess so many people love
the original version of the game that uh
yeah, you know, they want the updated
version. And again, they should have no
problems putting it out cuz they've
already already published the original
version. This is basically an updated
version of it. It's like a, you know,
like a second edition, so to speak. Uh
but they decided to crowdfund it, you
know, to help get it made. But yeah,
their original goal was $50,000. They've
made almost 1.4 million in their
Kickstarter. So, so yeah, that's pretty
awesome. Pretty
awesome.
Ultramarine. Yeah, this could be McCrag.
You never know.
What's this? What is this? Oh, meat
shield. Oh, meat shield shield donated
$20. A l i ns. All right. Well, there we
go. So, we're we're in the final
stretch, really. Yeah, I just only have
what is that like 60 60 bucks to go.
Yeah, if you have like 60 cents, you
could contribute an extra
percentage. But thank you, Meatshot. I I
know you uh um I know you uh donated
previously, so thank you for that. We
need a space marine alien crossover.
Well, I mean, Tyrannids are basically,
you know, their version of xenomorphs,
so you know, I mean, more or
less. What I'm surprised is this game.
This game has an like almost an infinite
wealth of crossover opportunity. They
did a Mass Effect crossover, but I guess
they did that because uh Shawn Murray's
kind of a big Mass Effect fan. But yeah,
I mean, just think of all the crossovers
they could
do, you know, just it would be
awesome.
Yeah, this place
is kind of
purple. This looks like one of the rings
from uh you one of those ring ships from
uh Alien.
The Apple iPhone color is ultramarine.
Okay. Yeah. Used by space marines
everywhere. All right. So, I need to I
just need to scan some minerals. Uh Zap.
Whoa. Zap donated
$60. Aliens. Yum. Well, awesome. Thank
you, Zap. That is That's exceptionally
kind of you, buddy. Awesome. What is
this? Oh, it's a gravitino ball. That's
very tempting to grab. Well, yeah.
Thanks. Thanks, man. Hey, you know, like
I said, if we uh we're probably we're
probably going to hit our goal here. Uh,
would you guys like like to see me
pledge for that live on stream?
Although, I got to be careful. I don't I
don't want to show my home address
because I got to give them my shipping
information. But yeah. Yeah, maybe we
could go ahead and pledge for it live on
stream. I'm
excited. All right, so I need to analyze
some stuff.
Units received.
Okay, I need to find minerals. Yeah,
here we go.
units received. Okay.
Units received. All right. So, that's
six out of 10.
Units received.
Units received. All right. Well, we
picked a good planet. Yeah. Lots of uh
lots of different kinds of rocks
here. Okay. Hopefully, I didn't just get
all of them. I might have to go
underground to find some different
types.
Units
received. Units received. Might be able
to scan all the creatures on this
planet, too, and get uh get some
nanites. Oh, come on. Scan, buddy.
Units received.
Okay. Has anyone finished the expedition
yet? Know the recipe for bone broth?
Ah, I have a recipe. It's a It takes a
while to warm up, but you know, once it
gets going, it gets going. Get you nice.
Who wants a
cup? Let's
see. Dang. Okay, so um Damn, I'm just
I'm just two basically two rocks
away. Bone broth. Yeah, the recipe
usually involves uh Oh. Oh, look at this
little guy. It's like a weird stupid
horse penis. No, that Well, that's not
what it looks like, but yeah. Protein
stew. One cap, two cups.
What? Place an order.
I'm getting a bit chafy, but also we did
it. A man who donated $666.
Well, awesome. We did it also. Boo.
Thank you for that. And then also also
Don. I appreciate that, Don. You don't
have to do that. Donated $6. Oh, well,
cool. Oh, here we go. We got another
one.
Received. I'm just Okay, I'm just one
I'm one rock away. So, let's do this.
Let's see if we can find the final rock
and then uh Oh, a renegad. Thank you for
the I'm sorry donated $10. All right.
Well, thank you. That that'll the extra
will help cover shipping cuz I was just
going to, you know, pay the shipping
myself. It's going to be like I think 25
or 30 bucks cuz it has to be shipped
from Sweden, I want to say. But that's
going to Old Man Mikey. Wow. Are old man
Mikey donated $20. Need more alien
roleplaying streams. Well, well,
awesome. Yeah, like I said, that that'll
Okay, so that that's gonna cover
shipping as well because I think it's
yeah, it got to be about $25 to $30 for
shipping for the whole kitten
kaboodleoodle. So, thank you everyone.
And uh yeah, what what we can do is u
I'll I'll be sure to write down everyone
who contributed towards that. So, when
we do those streams, we can have uh like
some credits and stuff for everybody
that
contributed. What's the next tier
version? That is the highest tier. Yeah,
there is there isn't a higher tier. In
fact, uh they they made they've already
made so much money that they said
they're I just noticed that rock looks
like a giant penis. It's just like this
planet's happy to see me apparently.
Yeah. Doesn't that look a little
awkward? Golly. It's like that guy, you
know, that dude, the the naked black
guy, the big dude who's sitting on the
bed and his dong is just hanging down.
This looks like when he gets
excited. Stupid rock penis. Yeah,
exactly. Uh, if I donate another 50
bucks, you take off the pantaloons. Um,
I have to be honest, I won't because I'm
not wearing any pants right now. Yeah,
true story. Yeah, here we go. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not wearing any pants at the
moment.
Anyways, the Rubber. What is that? A
stagmite or you just happy to see
me or
um I think the next stretch goal is just
cap playing the game while he's cosplays
a xenomorph made out of trash bags.
Look, I have a I have a Colonian Marines
outfit, but I might have to get that
next. Wait, did they finally fix the uh
the damn
um Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Did they Did they finally
fix it where you don't get bit by these
things
immediately? Oh, maybe. Okay, hold on,
chat. Let's do this. I just need to
scan. Ah, I think we found one. Units
received. There it is. Rockhound analyze
10 new minerals. That's so funny. I make
it out of trash bags. I could try. I I
used to make stuff out of paperier-mâché
a really really long time
ago. All right, let's do
this. Okay. Well, awesome. That's That's
exciting. And then Yeah. Okay. So, we
just we just finished the um
it ultimate night viper. Thank you for
the 25 months. Yeah. Let's do this.
Let's go. Let's go pledge for this live
on stream. 07.
I like that.
Mama. Oh, damn I knew I forgot
something. I needed to sell all these uh
I I forgot to sell all these module
upgrades. Crap. All right. Um let's see.
Okay. So, yeah, let's do this extra suit
expansion. All right. Let's do this.
One, two, three, four, and five. There
we
go. Yeah, cuz normally the the hit the
hit range on those things was crazy
far. Let's see. Oh, hey, thank you for
that. Mab donated $10. Will this cover a
random NPC named after me? Dead
optional. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's not a
bad idea. Yeah, maybe I should try to
work into the stories. Yeah, the names
of people who chipped in. Although, it'd
be kind of weird if if you It's like hm
I could say it's like Glenn Meatshield
Johnson was a private in the Colonial
Marine Corps. Yeah. Hannah uh gun gun
crazy um uh Hannah Gun crazy McCabe uh
was our was the squad gunner. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, they when they were set off
to LV uh
2469 uh and that's when they discovered
the xenomorph infestation. They tried to
keep it mum, but way nutani found out
about it and sent their own team to
investigate, including a regiment of uh
wayani
commandos. So, could be awesome. All
right. Uh don't forget the Germans are
your friends. Uh we know why. We will
never forget and it's never happens
again.
Uh uh Charlie, sure. Yeah. I mean, look,
look, both of our countries have some
sorted history. So, uh yeah, we'll just
think happy
thoughts. Let's hope terrible things
don't happen uh in the future with our
two cu uh countries given the current
progress of uh things. All right. Um
let's see. Uh what was I going to do?
Let's go ahead and get this
All right. So, there is that. Phase one
is done. And Chad, it only took me three
hours to do one phase. We'll be lucky if
we finish this by Saturday. All right.
Let's see. Where's my
ship? Let's see. Where's my ship? A
buried cash. Let's go check that out
real quick. Do you ever play this game
and sometimes wish you could just dig
with your hands instead of the terrain
manipulator? I do. Sometimes I wish I
could just get a shovel. Like a shovel
multi-tool. Oh, I got a species record.
Hold on. Um, yeah, there's that
guy. And species record gave us nanites.
Okay, sweet. All right, let me get back
to my ship. We'll go to the space
station. It's a nice safe place to
pause. And yeah, let's go. Let's go
pledge for that package. And I'm sure uh
like I said, I'll I'll be happy to
support them because yeah, I'm looking
forward to it. the the first edition was
very wellreceived. In fact, like I said,
I want to talk to Katie Peters because
she actually did a alien RPG stream with
a a different group and uh yeah, maybe
pick her brain about
it. That's a long expedition or terribly
inefficient. Yeah, I stopped like every
5 seconds to yell at chat because I like
to. Yes. What the hell was that? Oh.
Um let's see. Oh, there's my spaceship.
There it is. Yeah, maybe if I if I can
save up, I can buy a new spaceship.
No. Are you going to play Adamfall? Yes,
I am. I I keep hearing that that game is
not terribly long. Like, it's only like
10 hours or something. Hey, but if it's
good, then it doesn't matter. Uh, it's
out on It's available on Game Pass
starting tomorrow. So, my plan is uh
whenever I finish the expedition, we
will switch over to
Atomfall. I didn't I don't even know if
the second one is right. Did I correct
myself correctly?
Uh, terribly. No, you're Yeah, you
you're you're right. Zero gravity.
Terribly is correct. Spelled correctly
as
well. All right. Well, I'm excited. My
goodness. Let's see. Where is the
nearest space
station? It's weird. Where's the space
station? It's not coming up on radar at
all. We've lost their signal.
Uh, it's free on Xbox Game Pass. I'm
sorry. Yeah, like Xbox Game Pass isn't
free, but yeah, you can once you have a
subscription, you can play games there
for freeish. Uh, full disclosure, uh,
Microsoft gave me a year of Ultimate
Edition uh, uh, Game Pass to play games
on Game Pass. The only kicker is that if
I ever play or stream anything from Game
Pass, I have to let you know that Game
Pass is available now uh, for games. So,
I learned how to cook bone broth. If you
need it, let me know. Yeah. Yeah, sure
thing. Yeah.
I don't know if that would be considered
a spoiler. Does anyone Does anyone care?
I mean, it's it's basically
broth. I never get distracted. Never. I
don't know. I mean, No Man's Sky, even
for these expeditions, I Yes, there's a
destination, but it's really all about
the journey, right? You know, the It's
all about the explosions we had along
the way. At least that's how I feel
about it.
I just think it's a good excuse to, you
know, play this game while, you know,
just chatting and hanging out with
people on Twitch, have a little fun.
Every time I play this game, I learn
something new, either from chat or from
playing the game or, you know, sharing
knowledge as
well. You know, these days, I really try
to focus mostly on variety streaming,
but I really do kind of consider No
Man's Sky to be one of my core games or
one of the core games of this channel.
Man, that's what happens when you stream
it for nine years, give or take.
So, you know, main game, core game, a
game that we regularly
revisit. Yeah. Oh, that's fine. Scarlet
Rose. Uh, okay. Oh, yeah. Escape the
quarantine zone in under five hours.
Yeah. I mean, there's there's there
people who beat Stalker 2 in like crazy
short amounts of time. What was your
favorite all Wait, what was your
all-time favorite game on or off stream
in
2024? You know, that's a tough choice.
Um, I I was trying to put together my
favorite like my top 10 favorite games
of 2024 and yeah, I was having a tough
time
deciding. I'm thinking about
it. H probably Hello Kitty Island
Adventure. Yeah. How many total hours
you have in No Man's Sky? Uh, a little
over 800. Yeah, which is uh those are
rookie numbers. I got to pump up those
numbers. I don't know. That's a good
question. Yeah, that's I I felt bad
because I I kept me to do a best uh my
favorite, you know, basically a top 10
list of my favorite games in 2024 and I
was putting a list together, but then I
got
distracted. Yeah, Pacific Drive was up
there. Was it my favorite game of 2024?
I don't
know. Didn't you play Red Dead
Redemption 2 in 2024? Yeah, I
technically did, didn't I? Had my
endoscopy today. At least it's only mild
esophagitis, but they took a biopsy to
see if it's become Barretts
of All right, let me do this. I just got
to sell a couple things. Sell some
modules and
stuff. Access suit upgrade. See how much
they want for this one.
35,000. Nah, I don't need it. It's fine.
I'll just get them for
free. I don't know. Favorite game of
2024.
H. I might have to go to my game
tracker just to double check. All right,
here we go. Scatter
blaster makes a shield module.
I don't want to sell this geology
cannon. Oh, damn it. Oh, I did sell the
wrong one. Crap. Oh, crap. Crap. Crap.
Crap. Crap. I think I I think I just
sold the wrong one. I think I sold
uh Yeah. Damn it. I think I sold the
wrong thing. Crap. That's okay. All
right. Well, it is what it is. All
right. Here we go. Got to get my nozzle
on. Let's see.
All right, that's probably inefficient.
Damn it. I think I sold the wrong one. I
knew I should have checked first.
Crapnuts. The worst kind of
nuts. Okay. All right. So, we got all
this stuff.
Um, what else is there? So, this is
prepackaged advanced mining laser. We'll
put that right
there. Man, I bet I did. I bet I sold
that when I wasn't supposed to.
Actually, you know what we could do?
Hold on.
Uh,
let's Well, no. I guess we'll I guess we
will keep that that
way. Sorry. I should probably explain
what I'm
doing. What if I don't feel like it? All
right. Um, scatter
blaster. Yeah, personal. Yeah, this is
this is what I was going to sell. The
personal force field. Uh, but I I sold
the other module by mistake. I don't
know. It's just it was like a shield
shielding module, but that's
okay. Make sure your nozzle is
lubricated properly before using. That's
correct. Let's go back to this jerk.
Give me back my stuff that I sold by
mistake. I'm not that worried about it,
though. All right, sell. All right,
let's see. That's for the scatter
blaster. Selling that. That's the
personal shield. Unless that was an
upgrade to the personal
shield. Okay, so you've got 3,000
nanites. Usually on expeditions, they
have a nanite requirement. So, we're
probably getting a head start
there.
Also, anyone got any fixes for the
Logitech G502 to stop it tipping
forward? When I press left mouse button
and right mouse button? You mean when
you press both of them at the same time?
It's tipping forward. That's peculiar.
Are your PTE feet worn out? Those are
little slider feet on the bottom of the
mouse cuz I think you can get
replacements if they if it
is. H how dare they put me in the game
without my express permission? Oh, hello
Reaper.
Uh yeah, there there was a new update
for Lord of the Rings Return to Moria.
Uh they even added a new DLC. It's it's
called Endcraft. Uh I wish it'd come out
like a week sooner, but so we could have
checked it out. But I actually bought it
today. Even if I'm not going to play
Return to Moria, I just feel like giving
those devs more money because the game
is great. Um, and I I really sincerely
hope that Epic paid them just like just
paid out the nose for for getting making
this game an EGS exclusive when it first
came out because I think it would have
done really really well on Steam. I
mean, granted, it's got good reviews on
Steam now, but man, I just I really hope
they they got paid very very well uh to
be on EGS
first.
So, soft. Okay. So, to make bone broth
and the nutrient processor, put soft
bone marrow in two of the three slots.
To make soft marrow, just put two
fossils in a slot. Oh, okay. Gotcha. No,
just bought to replace the G600 since
middle mouse button broke on that. Yeah,
I I don't know. I have a I have a G502,
but I' I've never experienced like a
tipping problem with
it. Do you have like long sensual
fingers? Oh, you could try adjusting
your grip maybe. I don't know. Oh, maybe
I'll maybe I'll go get my G502 out and
I'll I'll try to see what you
mean. Sluru says, "My headphone broke.
What do you use?" I have to be honest.
Like most of my peripherals are all
Logitech G. Uh they are a sponsor of the
channel, but uh the specific headphones
I'm using right now are the uh I think
it's the Pro X2 headset. Uh let's see.
Logitech G. Uh let's take a look here.
Yeah. So full disclosure again, Logitech
is the sponsor of the channel. So, uh,
let's see if we go to shop and let's
see. PC headsets. I am using the Pros, I
believe they're called. Uh, where is it?
Where is Where is it? Uh, yeah, the Pro
X2. This guy right here. So, uh, they're
kind of Wait, no, I might I might be the
Pro X's. I think I have I think I have
the X2s, but I think I haven't started
using them yet. I'm waiting for these to
get worn out, which I don't think they
will anytime soon. But, uh, yeah. Hold
on. Let me see. Uh, do they still sell
the Pro X? Yeah, it's this guy. This is
the guy I'm using right now. I have I
have the X2s. I have a set of the X2s
and A50s
and a couple other headsets. Yeah, I
have these guys right here, the uh Pro X
wireless. These are 160. Uh, I'm these
are the ones I'm using right now. I
don't I don't use the built-in um I
don't use the built-in microphone
because, you know, I use a microphone
here. But, uh, I like these a lot. Yeah,
they're they're pretty lightweight. Uh,
I wear these six to seven hours a day,
you know, five to six days a week, and
they they don't make the sides of my
head hurt. They don't make my ears hurt.
Uh, you can get uh you can they come
with two different uh basically earphone
pads. You can either use the
leatherrett, I think they call it, or
the cloth. I much prefer the cloth.
They're a little more comfortable for
long-term usage. But, uh, yeah, it's a
Pro X Wireless. Uh, if you're thinking
about, uh, maybe picking up a pair, do
some comparison shopping because you
might be able to find them cheaper on
Amazon. But uh you can use promo code
Captain Richard to get 10% off. So it
may actually it might actually make it
cheaper than Amazon or Walmart or
whatever. Yeah, feel free to do some
comparison
shopping, but these are the ones I'm I'm
literally wearing right
now. Uh let's
see. Yeah, yeah, G502 tipping forward. I
can't I can't say that I would be
familiar with that being a problem on
those
H
okay. Uh, can you hear your own voice
when you talk? I had a really nice set
of Sennheiser headphones and they were
so good I couldn't hear my own voice.
Drove me uh crap nuts. Uh, yes. I am
using what's called in-ear monitoring of
my own voice or self-mic monitoring. So,
I can hear myself in my headphones. And
I know some people if they're if they're
not used to broadcasting, they they it
might feel like it's a weird concept
being able to hear your own voice. But
long term, if you ever get into any kind
of semi-professional or professional
environment, you will want to be able to
hear yourself through your headphones.
So, uh, yeah, I mean, if you're just
doing some gaming or whatever, probably
not. But broadcasting like I am right
now on Twitch, you're going to want to
be able to hear yourself. And like I
said, that's called self monitoring or
mic monitoring or, you know, in-ear
monitoring or whatever you want to call
it. So, yeah. Uh, I tried in-ear
monitoring, but it was slightly delayed.
Yes. If you try to just use that uh say
like you don't have an external mixer or
anything like that, you just try to use
uh Microsoft's own uh you know mic
monitoring, it's delayed uh which is not
fun, right? It's because it's you know
it makes it hard to talk because you're
hearing a delay of your own voice. But I
am using I'm using this contraption
right here which is called a go XLR and
there are other digital mixers out there
as well but this is the one I use. Uh it
allows you to do uh self monitoring in
real time. So there's literally, you
know, I don't know, micros secondsonds
of delay. You know, it's however fast
electricity travels from that mixer to
my head because it goes from this
microphone, then it goes into my mixer,
and then it goes both to the computer
and my headphones at the same time. So I
can hear what I'm saying. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, exactly. That's right. So yeah,
but uh yeah, in any professional
application, you're going to want to
hear yourself. You can even adjust it.
Like I wish I could show you uh my butt.
No, I I I wish I could show you my mixer
interface, but it's a it's it's a
hybrid. It's got a physical outboard uh
mixer, but then it has like a digital
mixing interface as well. And I could uh
let's
see. Would you would you like to see it?
I can I can show it to you right now if
you'd like to. Do you want to see it?
Hold on. Maybe I can do this. Uh if you
want to see what it is that I'm seeing.
I don't know if anyone ever are curious
about what like stuff goes on behind the
scenes. Uh let's see. Let's do
control. Hope I don't kill my stream
doing
this. There is
that. Whoops. I I think I just turned my
stream off. Am I still live? I hope I'm
still live. Okay. Uh there is that.
[Music]
So all right, cool. Let's uh sorry,
we'll just take a little uh technical
aptitude break. Uh let's see here. And I
will show you. Um so that was I showed
you the physical mixer. So here's what
the digital display looks like. Uh so
yeah, this is basically the the software
that runs my Go XLR. But you can see
here outputs has line out, headphones,
and then mic monitor. So mic monitoring
is is how much of myself I can hear in
my headphones. Uh if you do you want to
see it? Yeah. So this is this is the Go
XLR. They uh the company still makes
these although I don't know if they're
still doing software development for it
but yeah. So this is literally the mix
I'm using right now. And it's kind of
cool because I have physical
motorized. Um I can actually uh you know
I can adjust everything on the fly. Like
I guess Oh I was I was I was wondering I
like well hey wait a minute why aren't
the faders moving? I know they're
moving. That's right. This is a
screenshot that I just took for my
screen PC. Smart and dumb at the same
time. You know what I mean? But anyways,
uh so yeah. So this is this is the like
the the headphone volume like what I'm
hearing for all my inputs and stuff. And
then mic monitoring is how much of my
own headphone? I'm sorry, my own
microphone I can hear in my headphones.
Shame. Yeah, I was like shame. It's like
I'm moving the slider. Why isn't this
working? But yeah, mine mine has uh like
motorized faders with fader tracking.
And it's actually it's actually a really
neat piece of kit. Uh what is bleep?
Bleep is when I say, "Hey man, go
yourself." Yeah, that's when I got to
bleep things out. It's like I'd love to
Shawn Murray right in his and I'd loved
him to just all over my face and my
back, you know? So just uh you know, so
that's what Bleep is for. My apologies
to Shawn Murray. Please know I'm a fan.
Probably a little too much. So
we're very excited to see her come
online and have you guys play with her.
But yeah, if you want to play with her,
you can uh I don't know, watch me in
front of an entire crowd, you know.
So, there are others uh there are other
uh digital mixers out there, but I
really like the Go XLR. It's uh it's
it's been a it's been a great piece of
kit. Um and it's way better than trying
to use like the Windows mixer and stuff
and then you have to set up uh like AIO
drivers and all sorts of
stuff. Yeah. It's like I want you to
draw draw a map of the Galapagos Island
on my forehead. All right, so let's
see. Gosh. All right, so let's continue
on with the expedition. We're on to
phase uh phase
two. Report to the second GPS dig site.
All right, let's do it. Hey, Mammon.
Welcome. Oh, that's right. Wait, hold
on. First things first. Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Um uh let's see. What do you
use for changing voices? Same. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like it's like Yes, I'm using
the Go XLR to make things sound a little
more intense.
Or maybe you can hear me when I'm doing
strange geck voices. I'm a G.
Sorry. Yeah, it's just it's got uh Yeah,
it's basically a mixer. It's got the
It's got the sampler, you know, if I
want to play samples.
Yeah, it's got it's got a voice changer.
It's got uh some, you know, EQ,
compression, some other post-processing,
uh post effects, if you will. So, yeah,
they they were on sale for I think less
than 400 for a while. I don't know how
much they go for on Amazon now or
Sweetwater, whatever. But, uh yeah, mine
was sent to me courtesy of Helon Gaming
when they were around, and I've been
using it um ever since. Yeah, but let's
do this. Uh let's go ahead and pledge
for the Alien RPG kit. All right, so
let's do
this. Okay, so yeah, like I said, this
is Alien the role playing game evolved
edition. Uh they've had 6,643 backers,
and I think uh yeah, because we're doing
an early pledge, I'm going to get the
patch that I will stick in a shoe box
and never look at
again. Cap. Yeah. Has a really very high
pitched nasely voice, but uses tons of
compression. Yeah, I don't sound like
this in real life. I sound like a bigger
geek in real life. Is it a board game?
No, it's an RPG. like a pencil and paper
RPG that's based on the alien universe.
Yeah. All right. So, let's do this. Let
me uh let me log in real quick here. Uh
hopefully I can remember my my
password. Let's
see. Okay. Uh oh gosh. Do I remember my
password? I think it's one, two, three,
four,
five. That was actually it. Wow. I I
mean, no, it wasn't. Shut up. Uh let's
see. Yeah. What do we do? Don't log into
my my my account. All right. Uh let's
see.
Okay. So, let's see. All right. So,
yeah, this project is 27
2783%. Uh let's do this. Okay. So, yeah.
So, they have, like I said, they have
different pledges. They had like just a
digital copy of the core rule book, the
physical copy. Uh Rapture Protocol
cinematic adventure set, which is
basically like, you know, for preset uh
adventures. Uh let's see. the evolved
core rule book standard edition, the
miniatures set, uh the book and
miniature set, the collector's edition
of the core rule book, the company
bundle, the xenomorph bundle, and then
the engineer bundle, which is the one
I'm about to pick up, uh it is uh oh, it
was 398 bucks, but due to uh well, it's
in insect Swedish croner. Uh but
because, you know, of different uh
currency exchanges, it's now $398. H
we'll have to do a whole another round
of uh stream fund. No. All right, so
let's do this. Yeah. Let's go to
details.
H. So, yeah. So, this is going to have
Yeah, basically this is the whole kitten
kaboodleoodle that's going to have all
the different things and all sorts of
stuff. Oh, yeah. But, you know, they
have add-ons and stuff. I don't know.
I'll do that later cuz like I said, um I
may I may want to do some of the they
have they have um basically like digital
versions for Roll 20 and Foundry which
are like basically kind of like online
role playinging systems for for playing
role playing games on the inter tubes.
Uh but let's do this. All right, let me
I'm going to pledge right now. Hold on.
I'm gonna I have to cover this up. I'm
not sure if it's going to show my
address. Um all right,
continue. Yes. So, let's see.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Optional
add-ons. Yeah. So, they have they have
all these different add-ons. Yeah. See,
it's stuff like starter set. Uh VTT
module. Uh these are all modules for I
think that's alchemy, I think. I think
Yeah, that's roll this is roll 20. I
think that's foundry demilane module.
Yeah. So, these are all the different uh
basically platforms that
will b I guess you could say it's kind
of like it's kind of like an add-on um
that it's like a digital add-on for the
platform if you want to play say through
Foundry or Roll 20. I think when we did
the D&D stream, we did uh we did I think
we did Foundry, I
think. Um I don't know, Zero Gravity.
I'll have to look it up. I'll have to
look it up. But uh so yeah, but I'll
I'll go through this later. I just I I
haven't quite figured out what platform
I'm going to ask Very what our DND
stream was done on. I can't remember if
it was Roll 20 or if it was done on
Foundry. So yeah. So ideally then what I
would do is not not just the physical
copies, but I would get the uh say like
the Foundry VTT module for the game. So
whenever we stream this live, uh we
would have the live, you know, basically
the digital interface to stream. That's
what we did for D and D. Like I said,
I'm kind of new to this, but uh again,
I'm very familiar with the universe, but
I'm I'm actually still kind of new to
streaming RPGs. I used to play uh quite
a bit a RPG called Rifts, if anyone
knows that one from Palladium Books, but
I never never tried streaming it before.
And we've never done it digitally. It
was always in person, right? So, all
right. But I'll look at this. I'll look
at this a little bit later. So, yeah.
So, give me a sec. I have to uh enter my
credit card
information. Uh, let's see. Continue to
payment. Okay. All right. Let's see. I
have to
see. Let me just uh stream my credit
card information because that'll go over
[Music]
well. Okay. So, there is that. All
right. So, yeah. So, the total pledge
right now is
$397.90. That doesn't include shipping,
which is another 25 to 30 bucks. They
they already they already said what it's
going to be for the US. Uh, let's do
this
pledge. All right, Chad. I'm pledging
now. Like I said, I'd show it to you,
but my credit card information is on the
screen. All right. Well, there it is.
Yeah. Oh, I just missed the confetti,
but yeah, there it is. So, uh, just
backed Alien RPG Evolved Edition and
Rapture Protocol. uh the biggest pledge
that they have like sort of like the
retailer pledge which is the engineer
pledge. So there you go. So there is
that and I'll tweet about that a little
bit later. I could do it now but I kind
of want to get back to the game. It's
it's a series of tubes. Uh Rifts has
great art but terribly inconsistent
rules. How so? I mean they they updated
the core rule book but when you say
inconsistent is because the core rule
book and then their all their expansion
books don't agree on stuff. Yeah. All
right. Cool. So hold on. Let's do this.
Uh, let's
see.
Okay. All right. Yeah, manager. I'll do
that later. I might do some of the
add-ons. So, there it is. Yeah, the
engineer bundle, which is the biggest, I
guess you could say, individual pledge
that they have. Uh, yeah, cool stuff.
So, yeah. So, chat, hopefully hopefully
in October. Uh, maybe maybe September,
but probably October. Yeah, all this
stuff should come in by September. Then
hopefully, yeah, October, we'll do some
spooky dookie stuff. Uh, September 2025.
So, I got to got to wait for a bit. But
like I said, they they already published
the previous edition. So, they they
already have a publisher and a printing
press and all sorts of stuff lined
up. But, uh yeah, I'm excited. Yeah,
very very cool stuff. Yeah, maybe we can
maybe we can read some of like the lore
stuff live on stream, you know, just
have like a just chatting stream and I
can show stuff. Uh they they did say
it's also going to include a a PDF
versions of everything. So, yeah, maybe
we could do that, huh? We can have like
an alien lore Wednesday or something.
All right. Very cool. But thank you.
Yeah, thank you very much everyone for
that. That was extremely kind of you.
And uh my goal is to repay that with
some very, very fun alien RPG streams.
All right, sweet. All right, let's do
this. Let's go back to No Man's Sky and
see if we can poke ourselves in the
eye. Clunk. Who is that? Oh, it's TJ
Halford. Hello, TJ. Welcome. Nice to see
you in game. Hello. Yeah, it's been a
while.
Yeah, just reading. Yeah, I think
actually I think that actually is a
category on Twitch now, isn't
it? Yeah, I think I think they I think
it's like around April's April Fool's
Day every year Twitch introduces a bunch
of joke categories, but uh some of the
joke category categories were so popular
that Twitch actually ended up adding
them. And I think I think just reading
is a
category. Wait, are the original writers
involved in this? How would it have
unknown lore? Uh well, the original
writer uh of the Alien, the movie Alien
is no longer with us. He he passed away
a long time ago. Um so yeah, it's just
whoever
whoever Well, I guess I guess they have
to get the license from Disney. You
know, it used to be 20th Century Fox.
They were bought out by Disney, so it's
basically Disney at this point. So the
stuff the the expanded lore that they
create would have to be, I guess,
I don't know, maybe run past whoever
does licensing. So, you can't be like,
it's like, oh yeah, that we got the
license for Aliens, but now we're going
to put a bunch of furry nonsense in here
or like, yeah, make it stupid. Like,
it's like, oh yeah, now officially Care
Bears exist in the uh in the Aliens
universe or something. So, yeah. I
wonder Yeah. I wonder if they have some
kind of I don't know, like checks and
balances system like whenever they put
out licensed content, someone reviews
the licensed
content. Uh oh, I'm sorry, Neoaro. Yeah,
if you want to post a link, just say,
"Hey, I need I want to post a link." Uh,
it's Oh, writing and
reading. I mean, I don't know. They were
kind of slimy versus furry. Hold on.
Yeah. So, it's What is it? The reading
and writing category. I'm I'll be lucky
if I finish phase two tonight. All
right. Hold on. Let's see. Directory.
Oh, yeah. So, the directory is called
writing and reading.
Warning. Threat detected.
Okay. H. So yeah, I mean, yeah, you
know, I I like I said, I think that this
one was maybe like one of those ones
that was a joke category for April
Fool's Day, but everyone's like, "No,
no, that's a great idea." Uh cuz people
listen to audiobooks all the time. So if
say like a streamer wants to read the
entirety of, I don't know, The Hobbit
live on stream, then, you know, why not?
It's it's no no different than just
chatting, except it's just chatting with
books. Yeah. Aren't you glad Disney is
making such good decisions lately? I
don't know. I just watched the trailer
for Andor season 2 and it looks pretty
good. So, I don't
know. So, I don't know. But yeah, that's
a you know, I know a little bit about uh
you know, copyrights, trademarks,
licensing, and the like. A true story, I
used to live right down the street from
the US Patent and Trademark Office. I
was actually going to try to get a job
there uh because I want to learn more
about the legalities of all that stuff.
Ended up working for an undisclosed
location
instead. But, uh yeah, so maybe we could
do that. We could we could do a day when
all those books come in to help me, you
know, of like think of, you know, plots
and stories and stuff. Maybe we can read
some of the lore stuff live on stream
and I'll be able to show it if they
include the PDF. I'll have to be careful
about that though. I don't know. Maybe
I'd have to ask permission to like show
parts of the the actual like core rule
book live on stream because technically
that's sharing copyrighted
content. I would absolutely watch our uh
hour segment VODs to fall asleep to
someone reading a good book, but I've
never liked ASMR. I go for audio books.
Yeah, people have always told me I got a
great face for audiobooks. Yeah, this
isn't Yeah, better. Much better. All
right, Charlie, I Let's see if we can
actually get through uh Let's see if we
can actually get through phase two
before the end of the stream. That's
weird. It feels like a Thursday to me or
Friday, but it's only
Wednesday. I'm excited, man. It's going
to be cool
stuff. Ah, crapsicles. Um crap. Am I How
am I doing on warp
fuel? Uh, hyperdrive still 80%. So, it
looks like I'm gonna have to make
multiple
jumps. Or or I could try to use some of
those nanites to improve the hyperdrive
range. Oo, why don't we do that? So,
it'll chew up less of my hyperdrive
fuel. Okay. So, yeah, if we can make
longer jumps, uh, say you would use 25%
or 20% of your fuel to make a certain
jump. If your jump drive is improved or,
you know, your stats are improved, you
can go further with the same amount of
fuel. Uh, does anyone know how to craft
bone broth and the nutrient processor?
Yes, someone just posted it's apparently
two bones makes uh bone marrow and then
it's a certain amount of bone marrow.
Crap. I can't remember the recipe.
Yeah, I've been considering rereading
The Hobbit, but maybe I should uh maybe
I should listen to the audiobook version
of
it. I'm going to go beat up this pirate
master real quick. This pirate bastard.
Hostile ships approaching.
All
right, there we go. Hostile ships def.
There we go. I just made 156,000 and got
a pirate transponder. Good job me.
Not bad for a an explorer with All
right, check this
out. Thank you,
Neario. Uh, Zero Gravity says, "I'm very
torn on liking wider alien lore. On one
hand, I love all these different
xenomorph variations, especially
something like kings, uh, rogue
especially. I find it very interesting
from imagination standpoint. On the
other hand, the original idea of
xenomorph being this perfectly
engineered life form, a supreme living
weapon is so appealing. It kind of
defeats the purpose of all these uh
casts, hives, etc. There's only room for
one perfect being. Well, I guess uh part
of the kicker is that it it it the the
the end result of a face hugger uh you
know attaching itself to a host organism
uh and the I guess the creature when
it's born or hatched or whatever you
want to call it bursts forth uh it
acquires some traits of its host
organism right and that was established
in uh in you know alien one two and
three to you know to I guess you could
say some degree like for instance the
dog alien
uh or depending on which version of the
movie you watch, the the the bull alien
uh was definitely a different shape than
some of the regular drones and warriors,
right?
So, seriously, with your temperament
voice, I could absolutely see you cold
calling. And we're on third and fifth
down. And looks like they're going for
it. And he missed the punt and everyone
in the audience hates him. All right,
the team's up for scoring a field goal
with the hockey puck. And and look at
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then the crowd booze. Yeah, he missed
the punt and he missed the field goal
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know, the two basketball players are now
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livening up. That's why I thought
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see. And the players could run the bases
with the bats and you throw that bat at
them like a dodgeball. Look, if you can
dodge a bat, you can dodge a
ball. All right, here we go.
Um, okay. Starship shield module,
hyperdrive,
cyclron. Uh, oh well, look at this chat.
We actually, man, this station doesn't
really have anything good in the way. I
mean, it has one C-class, but I I would
argue that's not even worth getting. It
wouldn't be
a Oh, look at that. Yeah, this this
station doesn't have hyperdrive modules.
one. Yeah. Free cup with every purchase.
Yeah, it's in yellow or white to let you
know how full it is when you're using
it. All
righty. Okay. So, kind Yeah, it kind of
busted out on this base. I guess we have
no choice. I guess we'll have to make
multiple
jumps. I believe it was mostly three
which establish inherited traits. Uh two
is more about telling about the hive and
queen. True. True.
Uh, also the individual aliens became
much less of a threat, which I don't
enjoy. However, I like the design. Yeah,
but I guess I guess the concept is, you
know, let's put it this way. Had if
Hadley's Hope only had one xenomorph uh
and you know, the Colonian Marine showed
up, then it wouldn't have been a big
deal, right? You find the one xenomorph
and like, well, that was easy. So, yeah,
that's why they had to have more than
one to make it uh dangerous. You know,
Alien Isolation has a little bit of a
kind of a twist climax that, you know,
kind of relates to stuff like that. And
I probably just said too much, but
that's
okay. Yeah. And if you're peckish after
your shopping, come eat at our own Blue
Waffle House. You'll never eat here
again. It's like, yeah, Blue Waffle
House. Once was enough. Once was too
much. So, we'll have to see. Yeah, I
know. I know some some stuff gets a
little outlandish. Like I mean, dude, if
you want like really outlandish, hold
on, hold on. I'll show you. I'll show
you mine if you show me yours. No, I'll
show you this.
[Music]
Uh yeah, that's why that's why some of
the toys even even when I was a kid, I
thought some of the toys were a little
bit ridiculous. Um yeah, so like you see
like some of the toys that they had
here, they had the Yeah. the king alien,
the erected alien, the scorpion alien.
Uh, you know, they had the they had the
gorilla alien, they had a bull alien,
all sorts of stuff. Even some of the
video games actually did use some of the
some of the weirder like Darkhorse
comics aliens and the the toy aliens.
Yeah. Where the Colonian Marines didn't
even look like the guys from the movie.
Just some of that stuff was like really
really outlandish, right? But uh yeah,
you know, they had in the one of the
Alien versus Predator movies, they had a
predalien, which was like a it was a it
was a a xenomorph that had popped out of
a predator, and it was like basically a
big xenomorph that had like the weird
fang mouth kind of thing. All sorts of
stuff. Show up with your friend to get a
free filling for your free cup. That's
right. Yeah. Only Yeah. The free filling
is uh brown pudding. Yeah. Delicious
chocolate pudding. One free chocolate
pudding cup for every two individuals.
So yeah, you know, just but we'll have
to see. I'd like to think that um the
those uh it's the the people who made
the alien RPG based it mostly on the
first two movies. So I I think I think
we'll be I think we'll be safe and not
have to deal with anything stupid like
the uh like the alien hybrid from Alien
4 or Alien
Romulus. So all right, let's do this.
Let's go. Let's start teleporting.
Yeah. Yeah. That's so Yeah. So, it feels
like and I don't disagree. Yeah. Alien 3
showed that they take the carrieris of
the host and like I said, Alien 3 or
Yeah, Alien 3 did the same thing and uh
or no, I'm sorry. Yeah, Alien versus
Predator 2 did the same thing that Alien
3 did. Yeah, it was it was one of those
I don't know. I kind of liked Alien
versus Predator 2. Yeah. See, our jump
range is kind of low. So, this is going
to chew up all my launch fuel. But if we
can go to another station and try to
increase the size or the the
capabilities of our hyperdrive, then we
can make some longer
jumps. Yeah. Yeah. Zero. Yeah. Alien
Isolation had the formula down. Hostile
ships approaching. Ah, crap
holes. Yeah. Alien Isolation got it
right, man. For sure.
probably to this day still the best
Alien Universe
game. And there's some, you know,
there's some pretty pretty good games
out there. You know, I I really enjoyed
um Aliens Colony Marines. Uh let's see.
There we
go. I have very very low DPS right
now. That's no reason why I can't
attack.
Okay, so that's a distress
signal. Here we
go. Stay on
target. I got to be careful not to shoot
friendlies.
Oh, boom. Oh, he Damn, I blew up his
ship and he blew up right into
me. Looks like there's still two
tangos. Do bogeies. Do jerks. There they
are.
Spotted. There it
is. And missiles away. Rockets, I should
say.
All
right. Oh, there he
is. There we go. Got him. He's pirated.
His last pirate ships.
I'm being
hailed. Okay. All right. So, this guy
says, uh, what is he saying?
Friend is best friend.
is large.
The life form who [ __ ] hold the life
form who must be the captain of this
freighter looks greatly relieved. They
gesture as if to welcome me aboard their
vessel. Okay, Chad looks like
navigational data received.
Okay, so it looks like I'm being invited
to take over. Uh, ooh, I think this is
an Enterprise
style. Hold on. Let's take a
look. Let's see. Sorry. Where's the
Where's the
hanger? I might be able to get ourselves
a free
freighter. Not going to lie, I was a
small kid during my watching of Alien 4.
Probably too young, and both my my and
my mother cried when Hybrid Alien got
sucked out into space. We liked it. It
was genuinely heart-wrenching to
experience. Yeah. Uh that's that's the
best part of the movie right there for
reasons. All right. So, let's see. We're
going to go talk to this uh captain and
see if he wants to give us this ship.
Maybe let it let us take it
over. I wanted weird humilian to be
happy.
God. All right. Here we go. Commander
Kubandak.
All right. So, this guy's very happy to
see me. It says here, "The small
creature chatters excitedly and hops
from one foot to the other. Gesturing
wildly around the bridge, they point
toward the control panel of their
freighter. They seem to be suggesting
that I take
command." All right. All right. Well, so
this is a this is basically a C-class
pile of crap, but it's a free pile of
crap. So, let's go ahead and claim
it. Okay, sweet. All right, let's take a
look. All right. Yeah, there it is. Hey.
Hey, it might be a little ship, but it's
at least a little bit mine. Looks It's
got I mean, I would fly this. Needs a
paint job, though. It's got guns on the
front. Like, it's got guns up there.
It's got some guns in the rear,
probably. Never mind.
Yeah, it's like a research vessel.
Sorry, I didn't mean to
yawn. It's the noise the hybrid makes as
it's being sucked out that it means I
can't watch that scene. What if you
close your eyes and just listen to the
sucking part? Yeah.
Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.
[Music]
Vic, maybe. Jesus Christ. Did you really
go on for a solid 8 minutes about
dildos? Haha. 86 months. That's what
I've been paying for, folks. Oh, hi,
Triple D. Uh, what we should be 86ing is
this channel. All righty. So, cool. So,
I got myself a nice little spaceship
here. Freighter. As a matter of fact, we
need uh to get somebody to name this.
One of the perks I do for subscribers
here is the ability to name my ships.
So, if you're a subscriber here, type an
exclamation point, let me name, and
we'll have somebody name this ship. All
right.
Okay. Yeah. Owning a freighter. Good
stuff. Now, I'm not really going to do
much with this freighter. It's just a,
you know, it's just a great way to have
a little bit extra storage room if
anything. Ah, I didn't miss anything,
Blizzy. Just typical stream
weirdness. All right, we'll take a look
at it from the outside. And like I said,
type in an exclamation point. Let me
name quickly because we're going to let
somebody name it right
meow. What I really want is a new
spaceship. All right, so this is
it. Man, parked a little close back
there, buddy. Didn't you? Man, that one
in the back is a lot bigger, isn't
it? Look at that guy. Kind of wish I got
the the bigger one. But hey, small ship.
Got it for free. Why
not? I always wondered why you would
want a freighter. Uh well, yeah. I mean,
freighters, you can you can set up
freighers to have extremely long jump
ranges. Uh, you can they they become
basically a mobile base when you build
them out. Like, I don't even have a real
base in my main game. I have a but I
have a fully fleshed out freighter. It's
got teleporters. It's got a galactic
trade terminal. It's got system
scanners. All sorts of stuff. It's good
stuff. But, uh,
yeah. So, it's, uh, and if anything, I
mean, if you have a lot of stuff, man,
it's it's good for storing stuff.
Yeah. Dang. I kind of wish I'd gotten
the one in the back there with the big
the big uh I don't know goiter on the
front. All right. So, that's the bottom
side. Yeah. It's just a small freighter
ship. Uh your freighter versus the
freigher she tells you not to worry
about. Yeah. Tell me about it. Look at
that. Usually, yeah, usually when you do
these, you get the bigger ship, but uh
ah it's okay. I'm not worried about it.
Hey, despawns.
Welcome. All right. So, uh Okay, so
let's do this. Uh Richardbot activate.
Whoop. And the winner is boom. Uh ooh
trouble magnet. Trouble magnet. What
would you like to name my freighter? We
will rename it. Uh whatever you want.
Has to get through the word filter in No
Man's Sky and then the captain filter
because I have to keep it safe for
Twitch. Even though we've posted some
pretty horrible things in this game in
the past live on
Twitch. Xenomorph 69. All righty.
Xenomorph uh
69. That's the uh that's the call sign.
Boom. All right. Thank you,
troublemot. All right, so let's see if
we can head to the space station. I need
to get a Oh, I need to get some caffeine
pills. Caffeine pills. This is a cool
looking station, isn't
it? Actually mildly allergic to
[Music]
caffeine. Just don't name it Britney.
Never.
Mm-m. Can you imagine? Can you imagine,
Vic, if I if I was going to get married
and I got married and then my wife, you
know, she's like, "Oh, let's have kids."
And it's like, "Okay, we have a baby
girl." And she's like, "I want to name
it Britney." And I'd have to explain to
her why in in a million years that will
never happen. You know, it's like,
"Well, why doesn't that it's I think
it's a nice name." It's like, "Not a
chance. Not a chance." It's like, "Oh,
is that cuz that stupid stream meme?"
It's like, "Yeah, kind of." So, yeah.
Instant divorce. I'd be like, "No, put
the kid back in. We're not We're not How
do you How do you get like a 10th
trimester abortion?" Or wait, no,
whatever it is.
Yikes. Yeah. Say for Twitch, who are you
and what did you do with Captain
Richard? Good
question.
Dang. Clunk. Don't the space stations
No. Oh, there's a player here. Oh, look
at that.
Neat. Talk to me,
buddy. All right. Interstellar spaceship
upgrades. All right. Hopefully, they
have hopefully they have
some. Man, I got the yons all of a
sudden. I got the yins. All right. H
C-class
hyperdrive.
Positron. Really? Another station that
doesn't have anything more than a
C-class hyperdrive module. Dang, that's
unfortunate. Uh, greatest change with
this update is the ability to tag
planets. Finally, right? Yeah, we
finally have that ability. Wow, talk
about asymmetric. Look at this guy's
ship. Yeah, that guy's looking at mine
and I'm looking at theirs. If you show
me yours, I'll show you
mine. Did you not sleep last night, Cap?
Did the Bad Dragons keep you up all
night? I I was up late watching um yeah,
what was it? I was watching I watched
the last of uh season five. I was like
halfway through it. I just I decided to
watch all of the rest of season five of
Lower Decks, the final season. And it's
sad, you know? It was It's a really
funny show, man. If you like Star Trek
stuff, it's it's a really funny show.
It's very uh self-reerential and make a
lot of, you know, a lot of jokes that
only really hit home if you know Star
Trek. I mean, you know, granted, I mean,
yeah, it's a funny show, period. But
yeah, it's a lot of Star Trek jokes, you
know. So, yeah, I think I only slept for
maybe like six hours last
night. But, uh, yeah, sadly, yeah, they
have 50 episodes. I hope they do a
movie, you know. I hope they do like a
lower decks movie. Yeah, maybe we can
start a petition for
that. Saltsburg. Oh, yeah. Um, Libto in
Oster maybe. I don't remember. All
right, let's do this. Get out of here.
Yeah, I need to keep working on phase
two
here. All right, so let's
see.
Okay, doing another jump here. Did you
say Lower Decks? Which stream? No, no, I
I didn't stream it live. I watched it. I
can't I can't stream the show. I'm just
saying last night I stayed up late
watching it. I was up till like 3:00
a.m.
So Oh,
wow. This is interesting. It's very red
in this
system. Empty planet.
Okay. All right. Let's see. I'll check
this space station for hyperdrive
upgrades. Yeah. this. Yeah, a couple of
these stations. Yeah, this looks like an
Elite Dangerous space station. I haven't
played Elite Dangerous in a long time,
and I kind of kind of It's kind of
getting that itch, you
know? Technically, you can stream it.
You just won't have a stream for long if
you do. Yeah. Didn't that didn't that
XQC guy basically he just started
straight up streaming a movie? Cuz he
probably got it into his head. It's
like, I'm such a big streamer, I can get
away with anything now. But yeah, he got
he got temp banned for it. Was that him
or was that another stream? There was
some streamer that was just like, "You
know what? Screw it. I'm just going to
start streaming a movie, you know, and
just watch a movie with people in chat."
But yeah, they caught a temp caught a
temp ban for it. I think I think it was
him. Weird dude. Uh, Lower Deck is
probably the only modern Star Trek
Modern spin-off I would want to watch.
The little clips I saw make it look
awesome. Yeah. Well, if you haven't seen
it, there's 50 episodes. Each episode is
about 24 minutes long. So, Oh, really?
She did that, too, Dr. J. Yeah. Just
when you you get these streamers, you
know, they get these egos. It's like I'm
it's like I'm so popular now I can just
do whatever I want on my Twitch stream.
They found out the hard way that Twitch
doesn't play games when it comes to
copyright. They basically, you know,
they basically just bent the knee to
the, you know, recording industry of
America few years ago for all the music
stuff. And
yeah, but uh no matter how big a
streamer you are, you got to abide by US
copyright laws. They make a cream for
that. I know. I have like seven
different creams for it. It's
itchy. Yeah, I've been pretty I've done
pretty well. I've never gotten a DMCA
strike. I've never gotten a channel
strike. I only got yelled at by my
Twitch partner manager once and that's
because I was tickling him and he said,
"Stop." I said,
"Fine." Okay, here we go. C-class
hyperdrive
module launch thrusters. Oh, here we go.
S tier hyperdrive. Yeah, there we go.
That's what we're looking for. Product
received.
Product received. All right, let's see
if we can get some additional range
here. Yeah, here we go. Hyperdrive
upgrade. Okay, sweet. Our range is now
662. So, warp efficiency 100% 232
lightyears gained. There we go. That was
a Yeah, so this is this is an S tier and
it only has, you know, the two stats,
but that's pretty common for uh for
hyperdrive upgrades. Hyperdrive upgrade
complete. Let's do put that there.
673. There we go. That should be pretty
good. All right. Starting to run out of
technology room, but that's okay. All
right. Now, we should be able to get to
the last location and uh maybe do longer
jumps for sure. How long is this
expedition? Are you asking how long it's
up for or how long is it to beat it? I'm
literally playing through it right now,
so I couldn't give you a firm number on
how long it takes to beat it. It's going
to be up for 6 weeks, though, and it
just came out today. Why don't we watch
some free movies on Steam? Sure.
I mean, so to be fair, Twitch did try to
have a I think it was called not stream
together, but it it was a way if you had
uh Amazon Prime uh you could you could
stream Amazon Prime movies to other
people in Twitch who had Amazon Prime.
It was a whole thing to try to get
people to, you know, basically sign up
for Amazon Prime. So, we did do it a few
times, but unfortunately, I I didn't
like the fact that it alienated a lot of
people. only about maybe I don't know a
half or a third of the people would be
able to actually watch the movies with
me where everyone else would be sitting
in chat be like wow this stream's great
I can't see or hear anything because I'm
not a prime subscriber. So it was a neat
concept but yeah it was uh it was a
little bit restrictive and I only did I
think I did a few TV shows you promoted
TV shows and then I stopped it because
yeah I just didn't like alienating
people. Oh, cooler says watch free
movies on stream. Yeah, I mean there
there are certain movies that out are uh
what what it's called in the public
domain where yeah, you can stream them
legally and it's fine. They're either
really old or really terrible. So yeah.
Yeah, it's called watch parties. That's
right. And I I like the concept, but
yeah, I just, you know, and I tried it a
few times and people be like, "Yeah,
Cap, I wish I could stick around, but I
can't see anything cuz well, I don't
have Amazon
Prime." Let's see.
Oops. Where is the expedition? Okay,
there it is. Sorry.
Let's see. There it is. I went the wrong
way. So, but yeah, what we do is uh we
do watch movies together on my Discord,
my digital living room, so to speak. So,
if you want to hang out and watch Return
of the King, that's what we're watching
this uh Sunday on Discord at 7:05 uh US
Eastern, which is I think
11. Yeah, 11:00 p.m. Universal time or
like midnight central European time. Why
not both? Really old and really
terrible. Yeah, it could be like Mystery
Science Theater 3000. I mean, that's
that that whole show is based around
watching really old crappy movies or
just really bad
movies. And even if you had Amazon
Prime, the content could be region
locked. Yeah, that's right. I forgot
about that. Remember, uh remember
children, uh always when you're when
you're doing expeditions, always land at
least land in the space station for the
rendevous points because there's a good
chance you might need to come back to
get something that you might have
forgotten. All right, let's do this.
It's a cool looking space station. I
really I did like the space station
update. I think it looks neat. Makes it
They look kind of a little more sci-fi
now, I guess you could
say. Yeah, sure thing, Stumble Foot. No
worries,
baby. Yes. Yes. Stack those C-class
high. Well, this one's a very neutral
colored uh space station. Look at this.
Yeah. Look at this. Kind of neutral
colors. Some Yeah. Some light bronze,
some metallic gray. I like it. This This
actually kind of looks like what a like
a realistic space station would look
like, doesn't it? That Yeah, it's just
got plain white
lighting. Yeah, I like this. Yeah, this
this this makes it kind of seem
realistic, doesn't
it? Some a little bit of RGB in the back
there. It's like a glimpse of the
future. Neat.
All right. I was just landing just to
land. So, uh, because again, anytime you
land in a space station, it gets
cataloged in your space station list, so
you can always teleport back to
it. Uh, that's interesting. Reaver, that
that would be a Discord issue.
Yeah. Yeah. Hello Babylon 5 or
DS9. Like I said, if you like Star Trek,
you really should watch Lower Decks. I
mean, if you like comedy, it's it's kind
of I'm hesitant to say it's like if you
took uh if you took Family Guy humor and
Rick and Morty humor, but then kind of
molded it into something more unique and
then made it all about Star Trek, that's
kind of what the the show is like. But I
honestly I I I found the Lower Deck's
writing to be better than uh Rick and
Morty. And then, you know, and then like
Seth McFarland has his own style of
humor, I guess you could say.
But
uh but yeah, it's like I said, if you're
if you're a Star Trek fan, it's it's got
a lot of jokes that reference a lot of
obscure Star Trek knowledge, so you can
kind of geek out while laughing at
stuff. All right, here we go. All right,
we're at the second
rendevous. Let's take a poo at the
rendevous. Damn
traders, just fire a warning shot across
our nose, not up it.
Oh, this guy needs help. He's not. Oh,
the communicator image sputters. The
signal weakening rapidly. Assistant
Yak's ship appears to be in urgent need
of repair. May not last another warp.
Give them a dihydrogen jelly. The life
form's eyes widen with gratitude. They
give me what they can what they can
spare before departing to repair their
ship.
Ah, okay. So, I increased my GE standing
by one, and they probably gave me some
nanites. Yeah. So, a little 72 nanites.
That's not bad for a dihydrogen jelly.
That's a good trade.
Wait, where am I going? Oh, here we
go. Yeah, the uh the season finale of
Lower Decks was a two-parter and they uh
throughout the final season they brought
in a lot of cameos and I was like, "Oh
crap, oh snap, doodly dab." They uh they
were bringing various people from
various Star Trek shows to have cameos
uh for what reason? I cannot say. I
don't want to spoil it.
Oops. Oh, this is a ruined planet. Vile
brood, copper, phosphorus, cobalt, and
high sentinel
activity. I have to be careful
here. Not seen it yet. But is Mart in
it?
M
no I no I don't I don't think
so. Yeah they had uh you know they had
like Vulcans and Klingons and all sorts
of typical stuff in there. Uh let's
see. Yeah. Yeah. Martukk was not in the
season the final season as a cameo. Ah
my nose is tingling.
I can't see nothing. Oh, it's night
time. Oh, it's like a very dark
nighttime on this planet. Just wink if
it was like the Lower Deck Star Wars.
Would that be an interesting crossover?
Uh Lower Deck Strange New Worlds
crossover. No, there there was no there
was no crossover stuff. Uh like live
action crossover stuff. They they had
already done that um last year or the
year before.
Okay. So, we're looking for the the next
dig location. What is that? That's one
of those blue sculpture
things. What is that? Is that Are those
oxygen plants or is that sodium? It's
sodium. The hell is that thing? Oh, it's
like a giant Oh, it's like a giant
turnup. It was a giant
turnup. Wow, that guy could take a
beating, man. I shot this guy with with
a spaceship turbo lasers and the guy's
like, "Yeah."
And yeah, he just is like, "Stop. It
tickles." Golly, that thing's tough.
Let's come around. I think that's the
dig site right there. Here we go.
Uh, let's
see. Uh, there was a crossover of Star
Wars attacking other sci-fi ships. Yeah,
there there was a YouTube channel that
put out they specialized in creating uh
these like crossover Yeah. videos where
it'd be like various ships like it would
be a fleet of various sci-fi ships
fighting other fleets of various sci-fi
ships.
Yeah. Yeah. You're you're
a Oh, there it is. So, this is the thing
I was trying to
kill. And you can see this thing is
like, "Please put me out of my
misery." Yeah, this we just got an
achievement. Least hospitable
planet. Yeah, that's smart. All right,
Zero Gravity, thank you for hanging out
and please do have a good evening. Oh,
more pirates.
This place is
deadly. JP, thank you so much for the
six months. Thank you for
that. Pew. All the pew pews. Yep. Yep.
Yep. I wish you could have like a I
don't know like like anti- shship
multi-tools. Fossil
bed. Wonder if I can Can I dig here?
Oh yeah, look at
that
Gibb. That guy just stole that guy's
find. Yeah, discarded
dirt. Let's talk to talk to Hold on.
Let's talk to the Wii guy here. All
right, hold on. Let's
see. All right, let's see. Where did
this guy go? All right, here we go.
Attendant Yavi.
The pale the
paleoontologist's breath condenses into
a frozen greeting. They're evidently
excited to see
meakan new worker friend at this site.
We research creatures osnav two legs.
Gratitude for or help friend
Canantius bones ble complete fossil
bula ancient creatures
daka. Excellent. We await your best two
legs
fossil. All right. So there we go. Weird
weird looking geck dude.
Uh, was thinking of getting it, but
Verdict for lower decks. I mean, all you
have to do is subscribe to uh Disney,
I'm sorry, not Disney Plus. Uh, was it
Paramount Plus has all the Star Trek
shows? Flack hand cannons. Yeah. All
right, let's
see. All right, let's collect this
reward. Biped fossil display plans.
Inventory slot times five GE words.
Okay, so we're learning more
GE, I guess. Gecks are the uh are the
you know the I don't know maybe the
dinosaur hunters of the
universe. Okay, let's upgrade that
place, that place, that place, and that
place, and that place. All right, so I
think I I don't really need any more
inventory room. Let's
sort. There we go. It's nice that they
added
[Music]
sorting. Okay, so let's take a look.
What's next in the addition? Uh collect
a complete fossil.
All righty. Uh, so I need to basically
it's having me make another one.
Reassemble a biped skeleton. I have to
discover more creatures. That should be
pretty easy. Uh, eliminate hazardous
flora. That's also pretty easy. Adopt a
companion. That should also be pretty
easy. And analyze recovered data. Huh.
Interesting. Okay, let's do it. Yeah,
let's see if we can knock out phase
two. All righty. So, let's do
this. There's a juicy grub there.
Units received.
There's something rolling around over
there. Units received.
Something like Yeah. least hospitable
planet. No
joke. There's something over there, but
I can't quite scan
it. Nocturnal
creatures. Yeah, it's very dark out
here. Oh, hold on. Oh, yeah. We got
weird stuff.
Units received.
Okay, expedition. So, this one's Yeah,
discover. I just need three more.
Yeah, there's another one. Unit
received. Can I receive your unit? All
right. There's something, man. There's
something skullking about down there,
and I can't I can't quite scan it.
Thermal protection falling. That's okay.
All right, let's do this. Life support
recharge. energy recharge. Uh, let's
see. Oh, I don't have any Oh, wait. I
can make some I think I can make some uh
ion batteries. Give me a sec. Uh, let's
see. Ion batteries. Yeah, cobalt and fer
dust. Let's make 10 of
these and use that to recharge my hazard
protection. Technology recharge.
Let's go ahead and get rid of this jerk
right here. Sizzle this guy to death.
Oh, getting Sentinel's getting mad at
me. There's some kind of creature over
there, but I
can't.
Yeah, there we go. Just had to
received. Okay, just need uh let's see.
I just need one more creature.
So, is there are there any more red dots
around
here? Maybe uh there might be some dal
creatures. Oh, yep. There's one right
there. Hold
on. Yeah, phase 2 seems like it should
go by pretty
quick. That's what I told her.
Anyways, target acquired. There it is.
Big bug. Unit received.
That thing looks like it's about to try
and sell me some car insurance. Yeah.
Hey, did you take your Artemis
translation chips on the expedition via
anomaly or did you get it while doing
the expedition? Uh these were part I
usually um I usually do expeditions
completely uh empty like I don't bring
stuff with me. I bring stuff back for
sure. Yeah, these translator chips were
in my suit when I started. So, Coco the
freak. Hopefully that answers your
question. Okay, now let's take a look at
this. If we go here, uh it said we've
discovered six out of 11 fauna. So, we
just need to discover uh five more and
then we can get nanites. Uh you do get
free nanites. Yeah, it says complete to
receive 2750 nanites and that's good.
So, we just have to keep
scanning. Yeah, we'll take a look at the
list. It would be a good way to get some
uh some extra nanites for free. That's a
weird thing.
Let's take a look at the fauna list.
Um, let's see. Okay, so the ones that I
haven't discovered yet. Common flying
dial only only during the day. Uh, rare
underwater, common
underwater. Common underwater and
uncommon underground. Okay, so the
underwater ones and the underground ones
are a little more
[Music]
annoying. So, there should be Yeah,
there should Yep, there it is. Right
there. Got him.
feel like I'm about to like like I said,
fire up the flat
cannon. Okay, so yeah. So, two
underwater. Oh, three underwater and one
underground. So, if we can if we can
find the last four, which you know
wouldn't be too hard. Uh but rare rare
underwater, that's that's going to be a
pain in the butt to find cuz typically
they're they're rare for a reason. You
have to swim around a lot and I don't
have the nautilon with me. Yeah, I would
get 2750 nanites. Would be pretty
nice. And where where would you find
water on this planet? All right, let's
take a look around. We're looking for
dino
bones, but this planet might not have
any dino
bones. Okay, so let's take a look at the
system map
here. H. Okay. So, looks like
salvageable scrap, noxious planet, icy
moon, salvageable scrap. Ah, here we go.
We have to go to this uh Eona
86S5 to find ancient bones. So, we're
going to target that planet. It's so
nice that they have target uh target
planet targeting now. Man, does this
game have an ending? Dinosaurus in a
way. Yes. Protection. Now we are in an
expedition which is kind of like a small
preset adventure that the company H my
nose is tingling allergies. Um it's uh
it's like a preset adventure which has a
finite ending to it. The game itself
does have a story to play through and an
ending of sorts and uh some people don't
think it's a true ending but I do I I
consider it to be the end of the end of
the
story as it's kind of intended so to
speak. Yeah.
Okay. All right. So, Chad, all right.
Quick show of hands. Should we try to
Should we try to locate the rest of the
creatures on this planet or we should
just go and uh do the dinosaur bones? Uh
cuz like I said, we're only four
creatures
away. Uh yeah, it's it's Well, this
whole game is pretty weird. And the
ending is also kind of weird. It's also
kind of neat,
too. Did the expedition just start
today? It did. ROM Hunter. Type in
exclamation point relics if you'd like
to see uh all the update info. Uh it's
on the Hello Games website. Yeah,
relics. You can watch the trailer and
learn about all the bone creatures and
bones and more bones and new big dudes
and stuff. So yeah, feel free to do that
when you have some
time. I mean, chat, we're only we're
only Oh. Uh oh. Warning threat. Uh oh.
Crap. Hold on. I might have to try to
alt tab again. Ah crap. I've got that
bug where it like lowers your frame rate
to like 15 frames per second when you
alt tab. I might have to log out then
log back in. Yeah, sorry. It's kind of a
visual
bug. The game is available to play with
friends. Yes, Javur or Yavur. Uh you can
play with up to four people in a
group. Crap. All right, let's see.
Where's my ship?
It might self-correct, but sometimes
Yeah, it's just a weird bug with the
game. Sometimes if you alt tab and come
back to it, your frame rate drops like
crazy. Uh like I'm probably getting like
maybe I don't know 30 FPS right
now. Just it's just a weird bug with the
game sometimes. Or
technology recharge. All right, let me
do this. I'm going to restart the game
real quick. Plus, I need to stand up and
take a stretch and then we'll be right
back
in rad. Oh, there we go. Radiation
protection and creature pellets. That's
good. Hey, Ninat. Thank you for
following. Welcome. All
right. Oh, I got a text
message. All right. Very
good. All right. So, let's do
this. Hop in my ship and hop out.
Okay. Yeah. So, let's do this. I'm I'm
simply just going to restart the game.
Should take me about 30 seconds. Uh,
quit to desktop. And yeah, like I said,
it's just some kind of weird I don't
know, like a graphics memory leak or
something. I'm not actually sure what
causes
that. There is that. There is that.
There is that.
[Music]
Okay, I'm restarting the game right now.
Thank you for your patience. Yeah,
maybe. Yeah, we could all take a
stretch, maybe drink some water, maybe
uh touch our own butts. Uh, let's see
here. Oh, yeah. All right,
so I watched Alien Romance this
afternoon. I enjoyed it. Well, that's
good, Danosaurus. I enjoyed it as well.
I wasn't a big fan of the ending. I
think they they kind of used too much of
a typical certain uh like a certain
movie trope. I don't want to say what it
is, but uh yeah, I just I don't know. It
just didn't didn't really didn't really
mesh with the whole rest of the movie in
my
opinion. Okay, here we go. Jumping back
in. Jumping back into the
expedition. All right, tell I'm not
going anywhere. I'm just going to stand
up and stretch. Oh, there we
go.
Ah, all righty. Ah, there we
go. Oh, my butt
cheeks. All
right. All right. There we go. Yeah, I
got a much better frame right now.
So, like I said, should we should we try
to find those last few creatures? Get
some extra nanites. Let's go to the
expedition. Let me cheat a little bit
here. See if I actually need to collect
nanites. Uh, catch a bone fish. Blown
fish. Have to scan
plants. Uh, excavate terrain. Excavate
ancient bones. Wow. I do have to do 80
ancient bones. That's a lot. Uh, sell
fossils. I have to make 2.5 million
selling fossils.
Okay. Uh Okay. So, it looks like it
looks like this time around we don't
actually have a requirement to collect
nanites. So, I guess yeah, I don't have
to worry about it this
time. Cuz it looks like there's only
four creatures left to discover, but
they're underwater. Uh yeah, found in
the north. It's common underwater, but
always uh active found in the north. So,
I'd have to go to the northish part of
the planet. Yeah, I guess we'll just
skip it. I can I can get nanites a
different
way. Director of raiding. Uh teotak.
That's
interesting. All right. Up and at them.
So that large dude on the side of my
ship, that's my systems scanner
array. I like the music. It's kind of
weird. When it says sell fossils, you
can make it easy by selling all the
displays you make. Yeah, I think I think
we'll go ahead and do
that. All right. So, let's see. We got
to
find Yeah, we got to find H. There it
is. So, there's the planet we're heading
to. So, we're going to head over
Yandereways. Yandere
ways. Yeah, we have to find 80 80
ancient bones. I might try to do a chunk
of those maybe between streams.
Technology recharge. Hopefully. Yeah,
hopefully they patch out the super loud
audio.
object of
interest. Ah, damn
traders. All right, let's
see. Oh. Oh, this guy wants dihydrogen
jelly. Okay. Yeah, this guy's going to
give us some Yeah, increased our
standing. And we're going to get some
nanites. Like I said, sometimes helping
those guys is worth it. 84 nanites for
helping that guy. That's enough to get a
C-class uh upgrade and all it took was
one dihydrogen
jelly. Appreciate everyone tuning in by
the way. I know a lot of people are
coming back because uh you know it's No
Man's Sky and uh some of you probably
were here collecting Twitch drops last
time they had Twitch drops. So, thank
you for returning. Uh we will play
through the expedition to its
completion. Then, like I said, uh we
will probably uh check out Adam Fall
after that. Ultra bad guy. Thank you for
the prime sub.
Welcome. Thank you for the two months
two months of putting up with me.
Yeah. And this planet's pretty far away.
My
goodness. Going full speed. So uh I do
use a couple mods for this game, but uh
one is mostly it's a graphics mod. So
you might have noticed I'm using the
Pulse engine, but you're not seeing like
all the all the debris, all the you know
the pulse lines. Um, I removed those
using a mod because it doesn't uh it
doesn't mesh well with encoders. You you
might watch another No Man's Sky
streamer and every time they pulse the
stream gets really pixelated. I use a
mod to remove those. And I I think it
still looks pretty good. You can see the
approach lines, the vector lines or
whatever they're called. Thank you,
Ultra Bad Guy. Yeah, volume went way up.
Yeah, it's apparently it's an audio bug.
And also, I'm noticing that Yeah, NPCs
aren't landing at space
stations for some reason.
Man, this planet is really far away.
It's It's a lava planet. We better get
all the bones we need before uh turning
this
in. Let's
see. I got some time to kill. I'm going
to look something up real
quick. Let's take a look
here. Uh more bad guys.
All right, man. We're almost there.
Finally, let's go to the other side.
We're going to go to the sunny
side. Sunny side
up. All
right. It's a lava planet. It's probably
going to be barren and
hot. All right, down to the big rock we
go. Wonder if this Okay, so I was just
about to ask if it has any atmosphere.
I'm starting to see atmosphere now.
Could be. Could be low grav low
atmosphere. Oh yeah, there you go. You
can see everything, you know, rendering
in. Got to find a safe place to land.
Yeah, there we go. It does have
atmosphere for
sure. Stay on target. Stay on target.
Stay away from those volcanoes. They do
erupt from time to time. Yeah, here we
go. A nice big
valley. All
right. In the pot. Five by five. Here we
go. Nice little landing
spot. I love the sense of uh I do love
the sense of uh you know exploration you
get in this game.
Pixie Tai says, "I'm MST. I'm Captain
Richard." Dad
jokes.
Yeah. Uh, I found a few trade stations
with no NPCs.
Really? Can you imagine? You get out of
you get out of your ship and you
instantly get eaten. What? Maybe I
shouldn't be an explorer in real life.
Yeah. L I just I like I said, I just got
out of my ship.
There's a plant. Carnivorous plant
trying to eat my face. Ow. Speaking of
which, all right. 10 hazardous flora
eliminated. Okay. So, let's go ahead and
turn that in. Expedition phase reward.
So, there we go. That was part of phase
two. All right. Let's see. Okay. Okay,
toxic protection. That's good. We will
put that right
there. Um, and radiation protection.
We'll put that right there. Cool.
Getting nice and protected. Dormant
paint shade bulbs worth
722,000. Approximately,8 years old, a
powerful medicinal herb, this plant
could hold the key to developing the
cure for the common cold. It should be
deposited at a responsible cloning unit
immediately. Yeah, I can imagine finding
the cure for the common cold.
Uh, so Cam, I take it uh you've played a
lot of Starcraft 2 back in the day.
Yeah, I didn't really play much
multiplayer, but yeah, I played through
all all the Starcrafts uh Starcraft 1
and two, all the expansion stuff as
well. Maybe it just tastes delicious.
Ah, is a very tasty. Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Just out here harvesting bones. Yeah.
Going to go to a Turkish bath house and
do the same
thing with all the Starcraft voices you
do. Yeah. Yeah. Fire it up. Yeah. I just
You're right. And some of that some of
that stuff is like burnt into my soul,
right? In the rear with the
gear. You notice that, huh? Yeah.
Sometimes I like to do Hold on. Where is
it? No. just be like my life
raro
adun just yeah some of those uh protos
voices I used to really love I it was
years ago I used to do protection used
to do yeah I used to do a lot more like
protos voices
we require more vespian gas yeah doesn't
it sounds like it doesn't
[Music]
it carrier has arrived indeed
I like to try to do some of the Zerg
ones, too. Spawn more overlords, you
know, all that stuff. Yeah, it's I
played I played a lot of Starcraft, too.
A lot of Starcraft in general. Yeah,
they're just they're just fun games.
Starcraft, you know, those they're RTS
games. They get pretty difficult towards
the end. My goodness. But, uh yeah,
they're just they're just fun games with
a good story. It's even if you don't
like the RTS genre, it's hard to argue.
And there's uh they do actually have
pretty good stories.
Yeah, good voice acting, too.
What? Yeah. What did the They had some
like They had a Russian guy. It was like
cru was it like battle cruiser
operational. That kind of thing.
Starcraft is the first online game I
played back in 97.
Manh. See, I'm only 21, but I enjoy I
enjoy retro
gaming. Yeah, I swear. All right. Well,
before we get burned alive on this
planet, let's take a look
around. Uh, let's
see. I have to scan plants. Yeah, don't
we forget to scan
plants. Although, I'm not sure how many
plants, living plants we're going to
find here. Hold on.
Let's I think we have to scan 10
different plants. Unit
received. Units received.
Units received.
I like these like tentacle plants. It's
like it's like underwater or well, it's
like it would be like almost like
something underwater, but it's not
underwater.
Okay. So, this uh this planet probably
has activated metals because if I'm not
mistaken, these uh have storm crystals,
dormant storm crystals that they only
they only kind of erupt or become
available during a storm. So, let's take
a look. And if I'm if I'm not mistaken,
uh, let's
see. So, it has ancient bones, but it
doesn't say has any activated metals. Of
course, you can find storm crystals on
nonactivated metal planets. It's just
they're very common on activated uh uh
metal
planets. Sakoros. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I can hear it in my head. God,
it's just hours and hours and hours of
hearing the same. They call them barks,
like NPC
barks. Yeah. Starcraft campaigns still
hold up well today. I replay them about
every 5 years. Yeah. Didn't they didn't
I forget, didn't they finally do like a
remastered version of Starcraft
1? Command and Conquer. The gra the
graphics haven't aged well for me. Yeah,
they'd have to have a remastered
version, but I think they came out with
a remastered version of uh of Starcraft
1 if I'm not
mistaken. Uh let's see.
Okay. Nearest fossil bed
located. Looks like there's a couple
fossil beds.
So, all right, let's do
it. Ah, this Yeah, this you can see lava
everywhere. It's all been
solidified. They did remaster Red Alert.
Yeah, that was another popular series.
Command and Conquer. Red Alert. Got
Warcraft,
Starcraft. So, some of the some of the
biggest RTS games of all
time. What is that thing? Hold on.
Need to do get some scanner
upgrades. What's this? Disturb the eye.
Let's do it. I find this eye to be very
disturbing.
This planet's causing me to chew through
my ion batteries.
All right, the guardians have
awakened. All right, here we go. Now,
the trailer made these guys seem a lot
more scary and aggressive, but they
don't seem aggressive at
all. It kind of just ramp that guy. No
problem.
I don't know if that maybe the AI is
broken or something, but they kind of
made it look like they attack you. Um,
see if I can get close to it. Oh. Oh
[ __ ] Okay. Yeah, they get aggressive if
you get close to them, but I thought
they were going to like chase me or
something.
Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.
Charlie Peppers, thank you for the 15
months. To the badass.
We are always on your side.
Yeah, you know. Yeah, I I did I did play
and stream the Dune 4X game. That's
right. You know, the granddaddy, the
Dune Dune RTS, uh kind of the godfather
of the franchise. Um but uh yeah, I
couldn't I couldn't get into the Forex
Dune game. I kind of just prefer, you
know, just more traditional
RTS, I guess. I mean, there's RTS you're
already doing a lot of micromanaging.
With Forex, you're doing even more
micromanaging. And I don't know, I just
couldn't get into
it. But, uh soon we'll have the Dune
MMO, and that's going to be interesting.
Anyone here played the uh one of the
closed
betas? Wait, what is
that? I thought I heard
something. Something. There's something
very loud. I thought
maybe Yeah. Collecting lots of bones. I
know. Bot is hyped for it. Yeah, I'm
looking forward to it. Um I I before
well, how do I put this? Before they
even revealed it, you know, all the you
know, trailers and things, I got to at
PAX East, I got a private demo of it. Uh
it was a set up an an appointment with
my management through my management
company. They got me they got me uh the
press demo of it and I even then it
seemed very impressive. They did confirm
that they're going to have different
kinds of sandworms, you know, the shy
hulood. Uh because sometimes, you know,
they'll have the style that you saw in
the Dune movie, but you also see the
style that was in like the previous Dune
movie. Like there's the one that's just
the big like butthole with teeth, right?
Then they have the one that's like the
tribe beak style. You know, they said
they're going to have different types to
accommodate uh you know, both types of
sandworms from all the different lore
and books and stuff. I think we just hit
the jackpot.
There we
go. Guess I can collect the bones
without disturbing the guardians,
maybe. It's not much, but it's honest
work digging up
bones. Oh, you put 100 hours in. Well,
how Yeah. How did you feel about it? You
don't have to, you know, just anything
specific, but just like in general, how
did you enjoy it?
disturb the
guy. Oh, that's a big Hey, this one's a
walking style one. Okay,
cool. All
right. Oh, okay. Yeah, we hadn't seen
this one yet. Yeah, check this guy
out.
Woo! Yeah, this is This basically is
like the center. Oh, there he goes. Ow
ow ow ow ow. Oh, man. This guy's playing
for keeps. Yeah. Here we go. See, this
is what I want, man. I want danger. I
want doom and
destruction. I like how you could blow
parts of its armor off. That's kind of
cool. Ow ow ow ow ow ow. God, it's like
the robo-dog, man. They're basically
aimbots.
Boom. All right, there we go. That was
cool. Yeah, the floating guys don't seem
to do much, but this the walking guys,
yeah, they they have a bone to pick with
you. No pun intended.
Nothing beats the one that really
started it all. Total annihilation.
Uh, started what? Total Annihilation,
but as an RTS game or something else.
Uh, Allan says, "I have a question. My
middle name is Allan, actually." True
story. Uh, you can call me Al. You can
call me Al. Call me
Al. All right. Sorry. Um, I just started
playing this uh game and I can't get any
ships to land at trade posts or in space
stations. I can land, but no other ships
are landing. Allan, I think it's a bug.
It's uh Today the game got updated and
apparently it's a
bug. So, it's not your fault,
buddy. Yep, I'm that old, too. What? All
right. Uh I was almost excited about
getting stone skin for the Minotaur, but
then I saw it was a new mob only. Yeah.
So, they they do have a stone outfit
that you can get for your character, but
uh but yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know.
Maybe the fans request it. Maybe they'll
let us have it in the future. Yeah. The
first really big RTS was Dune 2000,
which was by Westwood, who later made
very famously Command and Conquer and
the Red Alert series, I think. Was it
Westwood who did Red Alert? Cuz I think
Yeah, Red Alert was a spin-off series,
wasn't
it? If I can call you Betty, then Betty,
you can call me You can call me Al.
That's right. It's true story. Yeah, my
name is Al. Richard, you can call me Al
if you want as well.
All right. So, uh, let's do this. All
right. Let's take a look at the
expedition. Uh, collect a complete
fossil. Okay. So, um, let's go ahead and
go into the build
menu. Uh, aven
biped. All
right. All right. We have to get a
skull. Let's do the horn predator skull.
That looks pretty cool. Torso. Uh, we'll
do mighty rib
cage. Uh, let's see. Upper limbs, we'll
make
um dangling
forearms. Lower limbs. We'll get the
biped
legs. This This is This is uh This is
going great. Uh let's see. Flailing
tailbone or ancient tailbone? There we
go. Oh, my nose is tingling like crazy.
Okay. Uh, let's see. Reassembled an
ancient
biped. It's a dorkosaur. Yeah, it didn't
look very impressive to be
honest. Okay. All right. So, and I've
got enough to make I think almost a
second dinosaur
already. Um, let's see.
Total Annihilation started the whole
thing in popularity. I mean, yes, if I'm
not mistaken, yeah, Command and Conquer
uh really uh or yeah, it was really kind
of one of the original big ones. I mean,
again, even the Dune Dune RTS was kind
of big at its time. I don't I don't
think Totalation came until years after
Command and
Conquer.
Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, anyways, uh
let's see.
Uh, so what else do we need to do? So it
says here, collect a complete fossil.
Um, does that mean So do
I limbs? You have to find more limbs. So
I guess I guess do I have to bring the
bones back and then make something? I
might have skipped a step
here. Bipad's gone wild. Rocket boots.
I've never been a big fan of rocket
boots. It's too easy to I don't know.
Derp. All right. Yeah, I'm going to skip
the rocket boots, but I'm going to put
the jetpack upgrade right
there. H Tim Curry's appearance and one
was high delightfully unhinged space.
Yes,
exactly. Yeah, Dune. Yeah, the Dune game
came out before Command and Conquer. I
don't I don't remember personally. I'm
only 21.
Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was the Dune RTS
games and then Command and Conquer and
then I can't remember if the first
expansion was it for Command and Conquer
came out or Red Alert came out first and
then
um yeah, and that was around the same
time that uh I want to say around the
same time that Warcraft came out. Before
there was World of Warcraft, there's
just Warcraft, which is Blizzard's RTS
game. And then after, you know, they had
uh Warcraft 1, 2, and three. Uh, I can't
remember what came out first. Was
Starcraft 1 came out first or Warcraft
3. That of course Starcraft really blew
up, you
know. Red Alert came out. No, Red Alert.
I thought Red Alert was a spin-off of
Command and
Conquer. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Let's
All right. Let's do this. Let's go to
the all powerful omnisient Overlord
Wikipedia. Yeah. Let's see. All right.
Uh, let's see. Uh, Command and
Conquer. Uh, let's see
here. And then, yeah, I'm pretty sure
Red Alert came after Command and
Conquer. Let's
see. Yeah, cuz Command and Conquer uh
came out uh in
1995. Um, let's see here. Yeah, what
does it say? After Westwood Studios
developed the critic uh critically
acclaimed Dune 2, Computer Gaming World
report in 1993 that the company would
not use the Dune license for Westwood's
next strategy game. Uh mostly because
the programmers are tired of sand. Yeah.
Uh Command and Conquer was released
protection falling. Command and Conquer
was released worldwide by Westwood in
1995. Wow. Yeah. 1995. Uh then it was
Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun in 1999
and Firestorm. Uh let's see. And then
let's see, Command and Conquer Generals.
Yeah, Command and Conquer 3, Tiberium
Wars, and
then
Yeah. So, yeah, the Red Alert series was
continued by the 2000 title Command and
Conquer, Red Alert 2. Yeah, but when
what when was Red Alert one
released? Uh, Command and Conquer Red
Alert. Uh, let's see. Uh, Command and
Conquer: Red Alert is a real-time
strategy video game in the Command and
Conquer franchise developed and
published by Westwood Studios in 1996.
So, it came out the year after and it
served as a prequel to the Command and
Conquer series. Ah, so yeah. So, that's
probably why Yeah, it probably seems
like Red Alert might have come first. It
was a prequel, but it technically did
come after Command and Conquer. So,
yeah. So, there Yeah, there it is.
But then, but then Yeah. Then the Dune
Dune RTS, like I said, is kind of like
the granddaddy of them all. Dune 2 and
then Yeah. Dune
2000. Yeah. So, yeah. 1992. Realtime
strategy game. Yeah. There was Dune 2
and then Yeah. Dune 2000 came out
later. Old school, man. You're talking
like Yeah. The real the old the real old
days of RTS game. Look. Look at that. I
mean, it looks like it looks like it
came out on Atari or
something. Yeah, it introduced
Kain. Yeah, the Brotherhood of Nod. Was
it GDI? Yeah, GDI versus the the
Brotherhood of Nod. They had the
Scorpion logo and that guy with the the
goatee and the bald
head. Shy. And compare this to like
modern day RTS games. But yeah, I
remember I remember playing this and it
was annoying because sand would
constantly damage your buildings and it
was like a never- ending struggle. Fix
your buildings, sand would break it. Fix
your buildings, sand will break it. Fix
your building, sand will break it. And
then the damn sandworms would come and
eat your
vehicles. All right, there we go. Little
little video game history there for you.
But yeah, it was Dune, then Command and
Conquer, then Red Alert, and Dune 2000,
and then of course then Blizzard got
into the whole RTS game with Warcraft,
Starcraft, and and we all know how that
ended
up. Uh, let's
see what's
uh who did the what now? Who did the
who? Who? What? Yeah, like I said, if if
you're ever if you're ever
misremembering, just know that there are
literally historians out there keeping
track of all this stuff. Those same
historians update Wikipedia. So
remember, Wikipedia is the encyclopedia
that anyone can edit and then get yelled
at for editing it incorrectly. Sort of
protection falling. Uh why Allan? Uh my
father named me. Yeah. So that's why
neither neither my sister nor I have any
kind of German name. Um my mother wanted
to name me Maxmillian something. I
forget what she wanted my middle name to
be. Uh but yeah, my father is basic. I
don't I don't know how that worked out
but my father he got naming rights to
both my sister and I. So my sister and
me true story by the way cuz yeah just I
don't know I
guess I don't know just kind of worked
out that way. I don't know. I'd like to
think that people would compromise on a
name but
uh just kind of kind of how it worked
out. Just kind of how it worked out. All
right let's see. Um, all right. We're
going to get we're going to get a few
more bones before we leave cuz it's kind
of a long hike from here back to that
encampment or whatever it
was.
Clunk. Man, said I've been fighting off
allergies all day. Actually, it's
actually not too bad today, but yeah,
still fighting off allergies all the
same. See, that's what it looks like
when you upgrade your
jetpack. All right, out of my way. I'm
digging. Oh, whoops. All right. Train
manipulator. Here we
go. Oh, no. Oh, no. Are they Are they
locked
under Oh, no. They got locked behind
some rock. Hold on. Let me see if I can
dig under the No. Oh, that sucks. Ah,
just some immovable terrain. Some of the
fossils uh spawned under the terrain.
Hold on. Let's see if I can get this
one. Nope. No
good. Ah, that's a bummer. Can I dig
underneath it? Nope. No digging
underneath it. Damn. Got you baited.
All right. So, yeah, the game's still
like, "No, no, you're at the closest one
possible." Except there's no way to get
to it. That's
800 figures. I to I'm going to go back
to my
ship. Uh, yeah. Yeah. So, Charlie
Peppers, that's
why. Yeah. My full name is Captain
Richard
Allen. Kind of like, you know, Tim
Allen.
On that note, after C Richard Boner, I'm
off to bed. All right. Well, drink think
happy uh festive thoughts about Donald
Dude
Weiner. Warcraft Orcs and Humans came
out November 15th, 1994. Oh, really? So,
Warcraft actually was after it was
actually after Dune, but it was before
Command and Conquer. See, now that I
didn't remember. I thought it came out
after Command and Conquer.
H. Yeah. Like I said, if all else fails,
if you're misremembering, just go to
Wikipedia. I guess so. Meat shield.
Probably. Maybe that's how he earned
naming
[Music]
rights. Wikipedia says, "Where I
learned, Wikipedia is where I learned
that Rupert Murdoch is a timetraveling
alien whoathered himself." And yes, uh,
the entry on him actually did say that
once. That said, game history probably
gets fewer trolling entries. There is uh
there is Hold on. There is a uh let's
see uh and I used to be obnoxious about
this. Uh I remember I got blocked from
edit editing Wikipedia for I don't know
like a week or something. Uh because
there's a Batman turkey uh and it says
apart from oil which is by far the
dominant commodity of the region. Batman
produces beverages, processed foods and
chemicals, furniture, footwear,
machinery and transport. And then let's
go to let's see. Uh let's see. I don't
know if I can edit it. Um let's see.
View
history. I I don't I haven't uh Oh, I
think it's it might be locked. Oh, yeah.
This article is semi-protected due to
vandalism. Yeah, cuz back when it was
not protected. I used to write in here,
Batman Turkeykey's uh additional chief
export is justice.
Yeah. And I used I put in quotes like
it's like the current the current Batman
uh mayor or governor uh has this to say.
It's like uh what what does he say? We
will not tolerate vigilanteism in this
town. You know, all sorts of stuff like
that. See, there's a Batman Turkey and I
guess it was just Yeah. Just I don't
know. Too too many jerks like me would
go in and just write stupid stuff on
there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Batman
Turkeykey's chief uh export is uh
justice and a sense of well-being or
sense of I am the night. So that's so
funny. It's it's still I remember I got
blocked from editing Wikipedia for a
week because I kept going back to this
article and putting protection putting
that back in
there. All right. Anyways, remember it's
the encyclopedia anyone can edit, but
they have like a basically have an army
of full-time editors now that make sure
you don't screw around too much.
All right, let's
see. Looks like there's Oh, man. That's
pretty far. Dang. I was hoping to find
one closer because I need I want to have
like a I have to find another set of
limbs. All right, you know what I'm
going to do? I'm going to take off.
We're just going to go to a different
area. I'm pretty sure these are the same
rocks that uh normally would have storm
crystals inside them during
storms. So, this planet has in uh let's
see, ash and wind. Yeah, when there's a
storm, I bet storm crystals would show
up.
Yeah, the chief export is tough justice,
right? Yeah, exactly. So, uh it's nice
to know that after all these years,
that Wikipedia article is still locked
down pretty
hard. You know, this planet's actually
not that bad for being a horrible lava
volcano planet. Usually, these volcanoes
erupt, they rain fiery death on your
skull. Ouch. Speaking of
which,
okay. Yeah, it's interesting that this
expedition doesn't require you to find
uh or earn a certain number of nanites.
Not that I'm complaining, it's just
interesting. Just type in game name
followed by original release date on
Google. Much more reliable. What I mean,
Wikipedia is
Wikipedia. H I mean, like I said, I got
some bad Google AI search results uh
just yesterday
myself. Hey, Chad. Are we Are we lucky
or are we lucky? Look at this. Got them
right where we want
them. All right, got to get these
bones. All right, there we go. Swift leg
bones. So, that's pretty
good. Disturb the eye.
Okay. Looking for more bones. There they
are. Let's
see. All right. There we go. So, that's
bones. All right. Ancient
bones. Okay. Skeleton parts collected.
So, return the collected bones to the
Galactic Paleology Society. Okay. So, we
got what we needed. protection falling.
Yeah, they should have made these guys a
little scarier, huh? I
mean, they just kind of seem like
they're derping if anything. Yeah, they
need to make them more
aggressive. Oh, wait. You can blow them
apart. I didn't know that. Yeah, look at
it. Now he's just a kind of a stubby
derp. Look. And now I actually feel bad.
I just want to put this thing out of its
misery.
Yeah. Yeah. Not exactly risky.
Any more bones close by? Fossil bed.
That's pretty close. Again, I do have to
sell a lot of
bones. You personally just advocated how
Wikipedia is not reliable. I know
it's all
right. Now, I guess you can just pick
your poison, so to speak. Be aggressive.
Be e aggressive. B E A G G R E S S I V
E. Go fight. Go fight. Win. Yay. Shut
up. Tired of your
nonsense. Oh
man. All right. Richard the collector.
Ah, yes. The bone collector. That's what
that was my nickname in college, huh?
No. All right. Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the not terribly
scary. It's kind of like the bug boss.
Anyone here done the bug boss? The bug
boss was kind of kind of underwhelming
to be honest. Yeah, they need to make
these enemies, you know, I hate to say,
but they kind of need to stop making
them so kid-friendly and make them
actually
dangerous. Of course, you know, I'm kind
of biased. must have been playing this
game since what 2000 what was it 2016
this game came out
originally. There we go. Blow his arms
off. Like throws rocks at you or
whatever. See, I don't know. I just Is
Am I wrong here, Chad? Don't they feel
like they should be more aggressive?
I don't know. Just this the like the
stompy ones are pretty good, but uh we
need a creature update. Huge creatures.
Uh we well I mean we did get that. Um
one of the worlds part one introduced
some like really huge bugs and some
other big big
nasties. It's also my nickname. Big
nasty. Where's my ship at? Oh, there it
is. I don't know. I just felt like if
those guys are supposed to be guardians,
they don't really seem like they're
guarding very well. I don't know. That
could also be a
bug. The ones I'm fighting are
aggressive. Well, yeah, there's the
floating ones don't seem to do much, but
then there's a big stompy one. Yeah,
that guy actually fights back and that's
good. Combat was never the game strong
point. Yeah, I don't know. It just feels
like they could, you know, they could
emerald legassi style, you know, dial it
up a
notch. Bam. You know, just little bam
right in my
tokus. That's so funny. It's like, yeah,
you personally just advocated how
Wikipedia is not reliable. I don't know.
I mean, they have editors, you know,
full-time editors, you know, just go
around check articles. For the most
part, it seems to work. All right, let's
do
this. All right, so we're almost done
with phase
two. Yeah, I think with a little bit of
luck, we might be able to finish the
expedition tomorrow if I get a good head
start and maybe stop yelling all the
time about
nonsense. This game is not about combat,
but it is a rather large facet of it. I
mean, it doesn't have to be the focus,
but again, there's things that you
wouldn't be able to do unless you did
combat. Uh Sang, is that Sang Sang? Um
uh what is an expedition? It's kind of
like a uh kind of like a curated uh
quest chain for you to go on. Uh it's
it's a it's a preset adventure that
Hello Games has made. So, you can, you
know, play a new adventure in No Man's
Sky. Now, it's either played through its
own new save or as an extension of a
current save. Uh but you have the
opportunity if you play as a current
save to bring loot
and other gear. That's an audio bug. But
yeah, it's it's just a little something
something that you can do. Typically, I
would say a lot of players that have
played the game for a long time really
like expeditions because it's something
new to do in the
game. Uh, one of the things that Janeton
I wish they would do is FPS combat with
the other races in the game. Threat
detected. So, they have they have, you
know, PV or not PVP, but PvE combat in
space, but the only things you really
get to fight on planetary surfaces are
robots, uh, creatures, I don't know,
some other weird crap like those stone
dudes just now. But yeah, you don't you
don't fight on the ground. You don't
fight the Corvox, the Geck, or the
Viken, or the, uh, automatons or
whatever they're called. Uh but yeah,
it'd be nice if you I don't I don't know
why they didn't add that to the game cuz
there's very clearly, you know, combat.
Uh but yeah, they just don't have it
where you do any kind of FPS combat
against any of those factions or those
races, but you do in
space. So, oh, auto fade. Yeah, not
automatons. Auto fage. Thank
you. So, yes, I just I don't know. It's
just that's something that I've noticed
is strangely omitted. Another thing that
is uh kind of noticeably missing, there
aren't any cities in the game. There was
a player that tried to rectify that.
They tried to build a small city, like a
full-size city in the game with some
building hacks, but unfortunately uh it
was I guess it was like breaking the
game. Uh and so it was removed. Hey,
welcome. They need to get that audio bug
on the exo suit back in the scatter
blaster where it belongs. Nine.
Negative.
No, I watched uh YouTube and see people
type in a certain location to get free
aircraft. How do I do that so I can type
in the code? Uh there is a Reddit group
uh a Reddit a subreddit called No Man's
Sky Coordinate Exchange or NMS
Coordinate Exchange. And there are a lot
of people there that share coordinates
on where you can find ships. So yeah, if
you it's it's called uh let's see if I
can I'll just look it up for you real
quick. NMS Coordinate Exchange. There
there are a few websites dedicated for
the sharing of information. Uh this
one's a pretty popular
one. Yeah. So if you I don't know if you
have a Reddit account, but uh yeah, it's
called No Man's Sky Coordinate Exchange.
And this is where people find cool
things in the game and just post about
it on Reddit. and they'll, you know,
most people are kind and will give you
uh at least the if if not just the
system glyphs, but also uh coordinates
or other instructions on how to get
there. So, I will post that in chat
right now. There we go. Boom. Uh that's
one protection. That's the one I found.
Uh but yeah, there are other websites
that catalog stuff like
that. So, let's
see. Biped fossil display. Looks like
somebody. Yeah, this is like a work in
progress for
someone. Okay. Collect
reward. Prepackage launch autocharger.
Nice. Ooh, supreme scanning system
upgrade. Ooh, that's those are pretty
good
upgrades. Okay, let's go ahead and Oh,
yeah. Rocket boots. I'm going to sell
those rocket boots. I don't want
them. I've died too many times trying to
use those damn rocket boots. All right,
let's see. Scanner. Yeah, here we go. an
S tier scanner upgrade. So, we're going
to put that there. Move this here. Uh,
this one has four stats. Yeah, basically
some pretty good uh bonuses. We're going
to supercharge those bonuses. Bam. So,
there we go. Plus 86 uh almost 8,700 to
fauna analysis, 8,100 to mineral
analysis, plus 63% to scan radius and
flora analysis, plus 8,600. So, yeah,
now when I scan things, I'll get paid a
lot more. All right, what's left? I have
to adopt a companion. Interesting.
I was hoping to adopt a Oh, phase five,
new
reward. Salvage scrap, polish
stone.
Okay. So, what is that? Polish
scrap. Uh, whoa. What's worth 2.6
million. Holy crap. There we go.
Jackpot. Weather warning. Incoming
storm.
Perfect. Right on time. There's also
Discord for ships. Artful Dodger. If you
have a link for that Discord, I I'll
give you permission to post a link. Let
me know when you have the link. I'll
give you permission, then you can post
it. How's that
sound? Uh, one advice, turn multiplayer
off when you go to locations to get
special items you find on that
coordinate exchange. Yeah, sometimes
having multiplayer turned on can kind of
get a little wonky here and there. So
yeah, I would I would uh I would
actually recommend heeding Janet's
advice, but
yeah. Okay, so let's see. Phase two,
um analysis, uh analyze, recover
data. So I just have to adopt a
companion. So pretty much any any bug
will
do. Let's
see. There we go. What about this thing?
This thing just rolling
around. I don't know, chat. You think we
should go with the
bug? Go with the bug. Huh?
Yeah. All right. Recently fed. We're
going to interact it. We're going to
stimulate
mucus. We're going to adopt a mucal
glands depleted. Adopt this
companion. Okay. Yeah. Adopted a
creature. It's like a rolling brain
protection falling. All right, that was
a nice easy one. Actually, man, it's
kind of cooking out here, right? So, let
me get back inside my ship. Yeah, I'm
kind of losing
health. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah. Uh, okay. Arford dodger, let me
give you permission to post that link
now. Uh, here we go. And spermit. There
we go. Now you can post it. Sorry, I got
a little
distracted. You get data from buried
caches. Okay, cool. Those shouldn't be
too hard to find. Did you earn all your
nanites and units during the expedition?
Uh my currently or demon all the nanites
and credits on my main save. Uh some of
them, yeah, but not all of
them. He'll Let's uh here's hoping he'll
milk your mucous gland in return. Good
boy. A little peanut butter goes a long
way. Can you ride the ball? Yeah,
sometimes if it's a creature that you
can adopt and ride. Oh, hold on. Oh, I
left my bug outside and it's it's very
sad. Hold on. Oh, poor little guy. Oh,
he's feeling sad. Hold on. Yeah, gently
pat. Ah, there we
go. I mean, it's not the cutest pet
ever, but I don't want it to be sad
there. Give it some more treats. There
we go. Yeah. Can you imagine having a
pet bug that actually enjoyed being a
pet
bug or something along those lines?
Technology recharge. Technology
recharge. All right, we're going to wait
out the storm.
Can you ride it like Randy Marsh rides
his ball in South Park? Yeah, wouldn't
that be
fun? Uh, does the expedition send what
you earn to your main save? Oh, yes,
Stewie Brown. Yes, but only if you start
the expedition from an existing save.
You could start the expedition through
its own save, like a standalone save,
but then from there, there's no way
within the game to bring all the money
and nanites and loot from that save to a
different save. You'd have to use a save
editor at that point. But uh if you
start the expedition from an existing
save, there's a kiosk at the back of the
anomaly. Well, sort of. It's by the
Nexus mission giver. It's called the ex
uh expedition terminus. And then you
start the expedition there. And when you
beat it, you come back and yes, you
bring a bunch of stuff back with you.
Storm clearing. Yeah, you bring you can
bring nanites, uh you bring goodies,
merch, uh porn, whatever you need.
Dinosaur bones maybe. But uh yeah, you
you get all that stuff. So yeah, I've
made I've made quite a lot of nanites
from expeditions. Uh so yeah, it's not
bad. All right, chat. So we got the bug
boy with us. So let's do this. Analyze
recovered data.
Okay. Supreme life support upgrade. Life
support gels. Hey, that was worth
it. Bloones. Okay, my inventory is
getting kind of full. Nourishing slime.
All
right, here we go. Let's do a life
support upgrade. Upgrade
complete. Okay, I got to sell some
stuff. Yeah, apparently have to sell
$2.5 million worth of uh fossil display
stuff. So, okay, let's look for some
salvage technology. Okay, there's
there's one right there. Yeah, these
things aren't too hard to find. and
they're everywhere. Just got to collect
them. So, there's a little bit of tedium
to uh expeditions. Some of them have
been more exciting than others. The the
mo the most recent one before this one
was okay. It wasn't like the most
exciting one ever, but uh this one's
kind of fun. Yeah, it's like it's you
get to pretend you're an archaeologist
or a paleontologist to be more
accurate. Hey, what is
this? Salvage data. buried
cash.
Okay. Okay. Analyze buried
data. All right. Yeah, these things are
pretty close by. That's
198. This one is This one's just Oh,
wait. What's is this? That's
a Yeah, there we go. There's that guy.
And you can actually, if you have some
friends that enjoy No Man's Sky or think
you you think they might, uh, you can do
these expeditions as a group. You just
have to meet up with each other, then
you can kind of do everything as a
group. Can eat poop soup as a
group. Okay, there we
are. All righty.
finalizing signal. Okay, the next one's
way over there. I guess that's the
closest one. So, well, we got to do what
we got to do.
So, so if I had a flying mount, I'd use
my flying mount to go over
there. By the way, if you're wondering
how I can jetpack so far, there's a
little move you can do. Some people call
it the dab dash or the dash bash or the
bash crashy splashy splash. Uh, it's
simply doing uh, basically it's doing a
melee attack, a jump, and uh, well,
basically a melee attack, a jump while
running. And yeah, so if normally you
just try flying, you kind of go at kind
of a slower speed. But if you're
running, you do a melee attack, you can
see how you kind of jet forward a little
bit. So if you do the three of those all
at the same time, yeah, you do a little
shortcut, kind of like a, like I said,
like a bash dash kind of move. And it's
a great way to uh, you know, kind of get
around a little quicker. It takes it
takes some practice, but once you do it
a thousand times, man, you just it's
it's like second uh second
nature. What's
this? Okay, there we
are. Used all the bait that the quest
provides. I still haven't gotten the
bone fish. Oh no. Darken Lord says, "Or
make a macro." I yeah, I mean you could
and have like a dedicated macro button,
but I've I've been playing this game off
and on for 9 years, so I' I'm just I'm
just very used to it at this point. It's
like it's like second nature. Uh the
only time it doesn't work apparently is
in VR. Yeah, it doesn't work in VR. Um
if you're playing this game in virtual
reality, yeah, the reality of the
situation is it doesn't
work. See? All right, let's go to that
buried cash right there.
like the Warframe bullet jump. Sure.
Protection falling. Yeah, like I said,
we may switch to the experimental build
if it's uh usually experimental builds
have, you know, bug fixes and a couple
other things, but
um all right, speaking of which, there
we are. And dude, I tell you what, man.
Once you upgrade your jetpack a good
bit, like see how I I was able to go,
you know, 200 m in seconds. Yeah, man.
You get a good uh set of backpack
upgrades. You can fly for like 30
seconds
sometimes. It is not bad,
man. All right, so let's do
this. All right, there it is. Buried
beneath the soil,
bite-sized.
Okay, I like
that. All right. All right. Well, I've
got lots of bones on standby. Man, I've
got 48,000 bucks worth of this stuff.
Guess I'm not going to need these
microprocessors after
all. Don't know why they used to call it
that, though. There was no shooting
involved. Just a sequence of buttons to
mash. Yeah, like I said, it's just you
just run, melee, and jump at the same
time. Oh, hold on. There you go. You see
how much faster that
[Music]
goes? It's good stuff. Yeah, you get a
bunch of S tier uh, you know, jetpack
movement upgrades and Yeah, dude. You
can you can literally jump from a
mountain to another
mountain. It's awesome. I like to uh um
I think it's called air burst engines.
Uh they also recharge your jetpack while
you're falling. And uh that's
um that's uh using that in conjunction
with a a big backpack. I mean, you could
fly really really far. Helps uh helps
save you a lot of time. And just be sure
to feather the landing. And there you
go. Then you wait for your jetpack to
recharge and then do it all over again.
The only downside to it is like say if
you do that and they get bounced in the
wrong direction, it kind of robs you a
lot of your forward
momentum. So you just have to make sure
you don't bonk at anything while doing
that
move. Folks actually reported that as an
exploit early in development. I kind of
I kind of seem to remember something
about that. Yeah. They're like they're
like, "No, you shouldn't be able to do
that." But god, it just makes getting
around to this game so much faster. You
can kind of aim a little bit too. Yeah.
So, you kind of change directions and
stuff. So, if you have a really really
upgraded jetpack, you just kind of zoom
around the
surface. That was coptering that I don't
remember. But I Yeah, I do seem to
recall something about like people
complaining about the bash dash in the
really early days when people figured it
out. Some people still complain that
it's exploiting.
You can also jump from a planet to a
moon, too. With a lot of patience. Yeah.
Yeah. A lot of patience and a lot of
life support gels. You can actually do
that. You can jump off your freighter
onto planets. You just have to have a
lot of oxygen or a lot of life support
gels. All right. Well, let's do this,
shall we?
Bite-sized prepackaged sublight
amplifier unit. Band pulse engine
upgrade. Navigation data times 20. Ooh.
Vigilant. Yes, there is a new expansion
and expedition that came out today uh
called relics. Um it is it came out
today. It's available
now. And so I'm on phase two of the
expedition. I'm going to hide in this
tent so I don't get it
obliterated. All right, here we go.
Let's see. So, this is for my
spaceship. Let's do this. Let's store
this guy. I'm going to need to get some
spaceship space
upgrades. Let's see. Install. There we
are. Okay. Yeah, there we go. I've used
up all my
slots. Get rid of this stuff.
And they're attacking. They always seem
to want to attack these
outposts. All right, phase rewards. All
right, phase
two. All right, living fossil companion
egg. Ooh, I should go I should go pick
that up from the anomaly. Yeah, we could
add that to my pet
thing. Yeah, this game has been out for
a long time. Still a little buggy here
and there. H, what's the final reward?
Uh, the top rewards are, yeah, you can
get a bone pet. Uh, you have a Skeletor
style multi-tool. You get a stone
jetpack and a stone like warrior
outfit. Wait, wait, what? Jumping from
the freighter down on the planet like a
hell diver? Yeah, Coco the freak. It's I
mean, it doesn't look like Hell Diver,
but you can do it. Um, I could I I can't
do it on an expedition because you kind
of need a better setup. Um, but yeah, I
dove I've done it a dozen times on my
main like my main ship. Yeah, it's it's
kind of funny. You just literally, you
know, jump from your ship down to a
planet. G's freaking me out, man. It's
phasing in and out of our
reality. Shouldn't have the egg in your
inventory now. It's an expedition
reward, so you have to go claim the
expedition reward uh from the anomaly
vendor. Yeah, it's not going to be it's
not going to be specifically in my
inventory. Oh, there it is. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Normally have to
collect these from the anomaly
vendor. That's strange.
H. That's interesting. Normally have to
go pick those up, but I'm not going to
complain. Saves me a trip. Let's go to
my pet companion
register. All right. So, all right. We
got to kill the bug. Uh cuz it's 500.
All right. 500 nanites for this uh
companion slot. H. All right. Let's
delete the bug. All right. There goes
the bug.
I have to be honest, I'm I'm I'm
surprised. Yeah, normally you
legitimately have to go pick those
up. The ships are on fire. Uh looks like
they're going away. Nope, never
mind. All right, let's take a look at
this egg bug. And I'm going to sneeze
again. Hold
on. H excuse me.
All right. So, navigation data. All
right. So, an egg. Hatch the
egg.
Yeah. All right. So, it's Well, no, no
doubt it's hungry. It doesn't have a
body anymore. Hold on. Let's fight that
as one un that's one ugly protection.
Not to be mean, but that's one ugly
looking bone pet. What do What do we
even feed this thing? Creature pellets.
And I kind of want the bug back to be
honest. All
righty. Look at that
thing. Yeah. Apparently in in no man's
What the hell is wrong with it? It's got
giant tusks. It's got a I don't know.
It's got like an elephant man
skull. Yeah. The heck? Yeah. It seems to
be
happy. But I thought even in when you're
actively in the expedition, I thought
you had to go pick it up from the
anomaly. H maybe they changed it. It's a
skeleton of a bug. Well, I mean bugs are
bugs don't have skeletons. Yeah, they
have well I mean they have exoskeletons
versus endoskeletons. Yeah, they don't
have the same bone structure that
mammals and reptiles and amphibians
do. Their uh their body is uh basically
the outer part of their body is their
skeleton and all the all the gooey bits
are
inside. That's why they call it a
carropus.
Yeah, the hard structures on the
outside. All the goo is on the inside. I
want to feed it a little more. I know.
It's like the dog in Nightmare Before
Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. There are
apparently planets that have nothing but
uh bone bone
creatures. I said that in the update.
Okay, I need to I need to go to a space
station. Maybe get I try to get my
freighter, the Xenomorph
69. Okay. All right. Let's see. All
right. Phase two. So, phase three,
report to the third GPS dig site. Okay,
sounds like a plan. Reese Black says,
"Simulation theory."
Uh, sure. Yes. Yeah, maybe that's
why. Yeah, this game does have an
overarching story. It's kind of a weird
one, though. A lot of it's kind of uh
left to you to decide. A little bit
philosophical as well, but uh All right.
Well, uh let's see. Oh yeah, there is
that. I guess we'll take off. Let's go
to the space station. I need to sell a
few things. Execute pizza order 66. I
could go for some pizza right now, as a
matter of
fact. Chat, is ketchup ever a good
substitute for actual tomato sauce? Can
you get away with that? Could you make a
tomato soup out of ketchup? Warning,
threat detected. I'm not
scared. Shabala says no. No. Then
Dovakin says, "I do
it." Darkadong says, "Ketchup is never
the answer. I actually made some curry
ketchup earlier today." You know, you
just take ketchup, mix it with curry
powder. It's the same. It's kind of a
sort of similar sauce to what they put
on Curry Burst, which I kind of grew up
eating. You can make hooch out of
ketchup. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Can you make Can you make
spaghetti with just ketchup? Is that
okay?
Is is some like Italian guy having an
aneurysm now that I've said that I mean
it's all tomato based, isn't it?
Absolutely not.
Yeah. King C Money says, "Yes, look, if
you're poor and you've got leftover
Burger King ketchup packets and maybe
like a little bit of threat detected,
uncooked spaghetti, can you just can you
just make it work? little parmesan or
maybe American cheese from a can, you
know,
just doesn't ketchup have way too much
sugar probably. Although I have bought
sugar-free ketchup in the past and it
tastes
terrible. Yeah. Heresy detected. God,
no.
No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I did I made
uh I was I made some uh I made a kind of
a chicken wrap earlier and I made some
fries, but they weren't seasoned fries,
so I I just made some curry
ketchup. Yes, as in I would have an
aneurysm. Okay, King C, buddy. Good to
know. Instant ramen plus ketchup equals
spaghetti.
Yeah, my buddy Cox always used to say
spaghetti. It's funny. I had ramen. I
had some creamy chicken ramen last night
and I I I cubed some spam. I eat like a
king. I tell you what, man. I I I took a
couple I took a big slice of spam, cubed
it. Uh I pre I pre I don't know, cooked
it or like, you know, browned it a
little and then I made some uh ramen and
I threw the spam in and it it was
good.
Yeah, I'm 21. I'm allowed to eat like a
college student.
clunk. I'm kind of hungry now, but now I
feel like I I don't want to I don't
know. I probably shouldn't eat garbage
for dinner tonight. I try not to eat too
much late at night, but you know, when I
was losing weight, man, I was I was I
would just, you know, eat a very light
breakfast and a kind of a hearty lunch
and then no dinner. And, you know, I
lost like 10 pounds doing that. But just
kind of sucks, you know. Spam is good
and so is ramen. Never had it together.
Yeah, KingC money. Try it. I like it. I
like it with the beef flavor ramen. Um,
and you know, they used to have an
oriental flavor ramen, but I can't seem
to find it anymore. Maybe it was
discontinued, but uh, but yeah. Yeah, we
do. You take some, you take, you know,
spam comes in a can, you take all the
stuff out. You could like a good, you
know, not a too thick, but a thick
slice. You put the rest back in the can,
cover it up, and then you just, you
know, you cube it. And then you take it
in the same pot or whatever you're going
to cook your ramen in anyways. And then,
you know, just brown a little bit with a
little sesame oil or something nice. Uh,
and then yeah, you take it out of the
pot, put it off to the side, put some
ramen in, boil water or whatever. Uh,
you know, you make the ramen, the
instant ramen crap, and then you put the
uh, you know, put some spam in there,
stir it up. You could add like a, you
could drop an egg in there, maybe some
scallions, maybe some, I don't know,
whatever you like. But yeah, spam and
ramen is actually surprisingly
good. Uh, okay. Gotcha. I I wouldn't I
don't know if I would want my spam to be
sweet. I'm definitely more of a salty
savory guy as opposed to a sweet spam
guy or a sweet and stuff. I don't know.
I've never been super big into sweet
meats, you know, but I have caramelized
I have had caramelized bacon before and
that was pretty good. All right, chat.
Well, I'll tell you what. I hate to say
it. I hate to say it, chat, but uh now
is the time for us to say goodbye for
today. Yeah, that's where we're going to
wrap up today's stream. So, nice little
wave for my character. Uh we have a
we're parked in the station. Hopefully,
like I said, an experimental build will
come out tomorrow if it hasn't already
that will fix a couple of the small
glitches. Uh, Pickle Poot says, "I think
Hawaii would be proud of your spam
creation." Pickle Poot, I grew up in
Hawaii, and that's why I love spam. It's
uh that's that's how I was introduced to
it. I lived in Hawaii for a number of
years as a kid, and yeah, had spam
musubi, spam sandwiches, spam salad. It
is kind of a ubiquitous like meat
mush. But, uh, yeah, I actually grew up
in Hawaii, so uh there is such a thing
as spam sushi. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said,
spam musubi. I've I even have a msubi
press for making spam msubi. Do you like
jerky? Boy, do I ever. Yeah. But uh All
right. Well, everyone, that's going to
do it for No Man's Sky Relics for
tonight. Shout out to Hello Game, Shawn
Marine, the gang for making yet another
expedition so quickly. I mean, the last
one just ended and they already came out
with another one. So, yeah, good good
stuff. Um, I do, Hold on. Let's do this
real quick. I do want to give uh those
who contributed a huge huge thanks. Uh
we did reach our our stream fund goal
and then some. Uh and I already put in a
pledge to pick up pretty much the
biggest uh pledge package that they have
for Alien the role playing game. Like I
said, the plan now is to uh well start
start planning because again I'm
hopefully I can function as a game
master. I might reach out to a couple
friends who've done game master stuff
before. But yeah, uh in the future we
are going to have a a liveaction alien
RPG stream. Uh yeah, Locom Moco. Yeah,
I've had Locom Moco a bunch of times.
Uh, sometimes they make it with like
mushrooms and onions. I kind of I like
it without onions, I guess you could
say. Thank you, old mama dragon. Yeah.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Yeah, but
that's like I said, I I I grew up with
spam. I grew up in all sorts of stuff.
Yeah, exactly. I I've made loc mocha.
It's hard to make it's hard to make loco
moco without making a lot of it, you
know. But, uh, it's delicious. But yeah,
thank you to everyone who contributed
for that. Uh, the fund was funded in two
days, less than two days. So, awesome.
Do you mean game commander? Sure, why
not? Uh, God says, "Hate locomok with
mushrooms." Yeah, I don't I don't I not
a big fan where they put on like big
onion chunks and mushrooms in it, but I
guess some people claim that's how it's
traditionally made, but I don't know.
I've just I've had it without it and
it's fine. I I like I like breakfast
loco where it's like Yeah, it's like
rice and they put spam on it and then
they, you know, put some gravy on it.
There's an egg on top and they sometimes
sprinkle some veggie stuff on there.
Yeah, Google it. Dovkin. It's a It's a
It's a dish that I guess is native to
Hawaii and maybe some other places. So,
all right. But my name is Captain
Richard. If you did enjoy the stream,
I'll be back tomorrow to hopefully
complete the expedition. I think we'll
probably be able to beat it in two days.
And then the plan for Friday is to check
out Adam Fall. And then maybe next week
if uh we could beat Adam Fall. I might
continue with our Assassin's Creed
playthrough. What's worse is places that
use cheap patties. Oh well. Um I guess
yeah, you know, you can make loco at
home. It's not not that hard to make.
just, you know, unless you're lazy like
I am. All right, but uh yeah, thank you
for that. Uh also, thank you to our
eight new subscribers. We also had some
bits thrown my way earlier. Thank you,
uh for all your support. But yeah,
again, thank you so much for
contributing towards the Alien RPG fund.
I think it's going to be exciting to put
together an interactive uh RPG stream at
some point. Yeah, like I said, the
planned shipping date is September. So,
uh it's really good. You can get it at
roadside stands before hitting the surf.
Yeah, Zapchar knows. Yeah, that's what
we do. I'd go uh go get some loco moco
uh and then yeah go snorkeling with my
family. All righty. I'm very lazy. Okay.
Gotcha. All right. Well, um yeah. So,
that's it for tonight. Let's see who we
can go raid. Let's see who's Let's see
who's streaming right now that we can go
raid.
H I could raid somebody who's also
streaming the uh expedition, but I'm
always afraid I might raid somebody
who's kind of ahead. I don't know. Let's
take a look
here. Um Oh, yeah, that's right. I did.
My buddy uh Zman did ask if we could
raid. Uh he has a friend of his who is a
former actor. I think he was a former
actor. Uh they've just been live for
about 45 minutes, so Oh man, thank
goodness I remembered. But uh yeah,
let's go ahead and raid Zman. Uh he's
he's got uh yeah, Chris Chris Line, he
was one of the actors in School of Rock
and he's done some other production work
as well. Uh so yeah, why don't we raid
Zman, you can tune in to this interview
that he's doing right now. All right, so
man, thank goodness I remember cuz he
did ask me if I'd be up for raiding and
I said yes. All right, so this is uh
it's Zulu Group is the channel. I
thought my phone was ringing for a
second. Boom. Head shot. All right. So,
yeah, do us a favor. Yeah, I've known
Zman a long time from some of my
earliest days of streaming. He was one
of the moderators here for a long time.
Then he took a break from Twitch for
like two years and now he's back. He's
streaming again and he's trying to have
kind of a kind of an interactive stream.
Uh he does like group streams with a
metal storm and sometimes he, you know,
brings friends on. He knows a couple
comedians, celebrities, and that kind of
thing. So, yeah. All right. Cool stuff.
Yeah, we have, wow, we have almost 225
people in the raid. Uh thank you for
that. I think they'll be very happy to
see us come raid. So, if you're a
subscriber here, use your Rad Raid
emote. Let's turn his chat into a sea of
orange weirdness and some pirate flags
from this
channel. He'll probably be happy to hear
that. Yeah, we're going to be doing some
alien stuff in the future again, right?
Well, awesome. So, uh that's going to do
it for me. Many s to all wherever you
are in the world. Please do have a good
morning, noon, or night. And remember,
tomorrow at 400 p.m. US Eastern or 8:00
p.m. Universal time or 9:00 p.m. Central
European time and I don't know about 6
days from now in New Zealand, Australia
time. I'll be back tomorrow uh with more
No Man's Sky. Man, today's stream just
flew by. Really just flew by because I I
love No Man's Sky. All right, take care
everyone. See you tomorrow. Byebye.
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