Dan Crenshaw and Jasmine Crockett Throw Hysterical Public MELTDOWNS After Election Loss…

We just got our asses kicked.

>> I am inevitable.

>> I woke up this morning to Jasmine

Crockett dancing in a Popeye's uniform

through the halls of Congress, which

means it was a great morning. Just an

amazing morning. They got fired.

Ladies and gentlemen, uh this is what we

live for around here. It is precisely

how you should operate on the internet.

Exactly why we do this job. It is a uh

AI is just something else. Just

something else. Jasmine Crockett lost

her job and out of work. Dan Krenshaw

lost his job and out of work. The

takeaway message in all of this is you

got to be your authentic self and you

can't turn on people code switch be a

violent unhinged neocon say you're going

to kill Tucker Carlson I mean what

exactly it's on camera by the way if I

ever meet him

if

>> I ever meet him I'll effing kill him he

says

>> have you ever That's all.

>> We've talked a lot on Twitter. If I ever

meet him, I'll kill him.

>> If I ever meet him, I'll effing kill

him. Dude, your mic's not even off yet.

I mean, jeez. Trump's burned war hero

Dan Crrenshaw outed in a uh devastating

and absolute fall from grace unlike

anything I've ever seen in politics.

Listen, Dan Cruncher was elected in 2019

and he was I mean he could have been a

presidential candidate

back when he was elected. Did a lot of

like good energy towards Dan Krenshaw.

remember it obviously, you know, it's

like guy was going viral and was, you

know, trying to, you know, had a good

good pedigree, good background, but as

Tucker Carlson called out, uh, this man

is a this man was a neocon

who loved sending your money to Ukraine,

who loved every single forever war that

America could ever be involved in, who

betrayed the people of his district, and

they betrayed him back, or at least did

their jobs and by 15 points

sent to him. Krenshaw packing the

response online. Uh and obviously

Krenshaw uh somebody who's constantly

working against Donald Trump, constantly

working to undermine the president.

Krenshaw lost his seat to Steve Toth by

double digits in a major upset. 15

points is massive. It's probably never

been a fall from grace as Dan Krenshaw

lost a primary. Goes from pus candidate

to primary loss. Congratulations.

Political love child of Liz Cheney and

Adam Kinzinger has been defeated. It's

only a matter of time. Dan's one of the

nastiest guys in Washington. Everybody,

President Trump endorsed last night's

racist won outright or advanced to a

runoff as occasional reminder that your

algorithm and/or favorite influencer may

not reflect real life, says James Blair

of the White House.

Here we go. Dan Crunch didn't see it

coming. Oh my. Okay. All right.

pronouns was were. Oh, we'll get to

Jasmine Croc in just a second. Bye,

[ __ ] Says Julie Kelly. The margin

Cshaw is getting beat by is insane. His

proof that you can take down an

entrenched Republican like this if you

run somebody good and actually have a

campaign.

Steve Tooff, lad. We'll get to who Steve

Tooff is in just a moment. Good morning,

Grant. Dan Krenshaw is gone.

Dean Krenshaw sort of a reflection of

and you know it's like sad because in

2019 I don't I'm not sure that it was

this way. Maybe it was always this way

but people just like sort of woke up to

it. When Dan Krenshaw was elected in

2018 that's when the election actually

was. Uh it was there was a lot of

positive energy. Again the guy had like

a great hero story and uh had you know

was young relatively to Congress. uh

came in with uh a lot of like capacity

to do media talk like make waves and

then it just all collapsed I think and

this would be my guess uh because of two

things one greed he has the uh highest

performing portfolio uh in Congress like

I think period and a lot of people

obviously like when you do that it's

just horrible look it just sort of reeks

of obviously insider trading it's

disgusting every you know it should be

banned people should go to prison for

but also um you know just kind of like a

like a hair trigger. Uh he wanted to sue

Shawn, you know, Sean Ryan. He's a

massive YouTuber. Uh attacking President

Trump, attacking the MAGA base

constantly attack, you know, saying

wants to kill Tucker Carlson. People

just sense that. They can sense the

inauthenticity. They can sense the hair

trigger and they can sense uh sort of,

you know, perhaps like different

loyalties, right? So like you have a

different loyalty than to your

constituents.

a lot of guys who were sort of like

raised up in a you know like inside of

this

military-industrial complex ecosystem

can be co-opted by the deep state and

quickly.

Where do you think the stock tips come

from? Right. This is how we reform and

improve the Republican party primary

rhinos rather than voting for Democrats

in some [ __ ] attempt to teach the

GOP a lesson or whatever. It's exactly

right. Blindsided. Oh boy. Dan Crunchaw

out. Jasmine Crockett out. John Cornin,

you're next. John Cornin headed to a

runoff. Now their careers are over. Dan

Krenshaw has lost his house seat. All

the money incumbent advantages can't

save him from a primary from voters

who've had enough talk from Republican

politicians. Republican voters want

action. They're tired of the

establishment. This is the first of

many. Only action can save them. Looking

forward to this pod his podcast with 300

viewers.

Dan Kra just lost his primary boy.

undefeated. Ladies and gentlemen, good

effing riddance Massie uh should be very

very worried about this result. It's a

new ball game and the incumbents can be

taken down rather handily. Down goes I

patch McCain. Every single rhino in

Congress should lose their seats.

Congratulations. Dan Krenshaw is gone.

Fourth time is a charge, but we got him.

That's what happens when you run actual

viable candidates.

Can Dan is Dan Krenshaw the future of

the GOP? No. The answer is no.

Not sure what to do with my time now

that Adam Kinger, Lchen, and Dan are all

gone.

Uh, one eye to John McCain by Sodus

riddens to him. The Rhino era is truly

and well over. 2017 will be amazing. No

more eye patch. No more ghetto stiletto.

Praise the Lord. Dan Krenshaw being

prim. By the way, this is from George

Santos who was in Congress a couple

months ago. Dan Krenshaw primar and is

out.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. Take back your

party. Take back your country. Steve

Toth, let's go ahead and follow him. Uh,

husband, dad, grandpa, pro-life,

Christian, GOP, MAGA, conservative

candidate, Steve Toth out here. Uh,

getting getting some retweets, that's

for sure. Steve Toth wins it. Nothing

but love

big time, ladies and gentlemen. Jasmine

Crockett toppled. Jasmine Crockett

career is over.

Jasmine Crockett loses in the Texas

Senate result. Uh she has lost by close

by seven points here in a race that was

good enough in order to uh declare no

runoff.

Jasmine Crockett

again like screaming that is Democrats

cheating in the election.

this type of behavior to be rewarded

because so long as they know that they

can win even if it means cheating.

>> The Jasmine Crockett to Trump pipeline

is great. She's getting an orange spray

tan for Jasmine Crockett. I can't

believe that this didn't work. Can't

believe it. Jasmine Crockett the most

cringe campaign ever. She launched her

Senate campaign with this.

>> She's the new star of the Democrat

party, Jasmine Cocket. They're in big

trouble.

But you have this woman, Crockett. She's

a very low IQ person.

>> I watched her speak the other day. She's

definitely a low IQ person.

>> Crockett. Oh man. Oh man.

>> She's a very low IQ person.

>> Oh, he's Oh,

>> somebody said the other day she's one of

the leaders of the party. I said, you

got to be kidding.

>> Oh. Oh, you're so

>> Now they're going to rely on Crockett.

Crockett's gonna bring him back.

>> So stunning and brave.

Crazy, dude. It's crazy. We like so and

then you like do a little creepy smile

at the end. Like what is wrong with

these people?

James Crock Jasmine Crockett has

conceded Cardi B's endorsement didn't

propel you to victory straight out of

Congress.

Kla Harris endorses Jasmine.

Ah, yes. Here are two people you won't

be seeing at President Trump's State of

the Union. Yes. Al Green also I think

heading to a losing runoff. Amazing.

What's happening? You dropped this.

Jasmine Crockett. My advice to Jasmine

Crockett is to learn lear to code.

Uh hello. I am Cardi B. Can you endorse

more Democrats? Cardi B endorsing

Democrats. Jack's Jasmine Crockett

Gavin Newsome. I can't believe that this

didn't clinch it. Trump Trump ended the

ayatoll in Jasmine Crockett's career in

the same same week.

Oh man, is Trump more ghetto than

Jasmine Crockett. Got 34 felonies, three

baby mamas, been shot, kidnapped,

stinging a sitting president. He's

running government like death row

records from the 90s.

Please Trump share this. Oh, please

Trump share this. The big takeaway here

is that inauthenticity

uh loses the day.

We called out Jasmine Crockett as a

stolen ghetto valor

code switcher

last summer went viral for it. Ladies

and gentlemen, Jasmine Crockett is a

liar.

>> And that is actually what they are

fearful of is not authenticity because

it rings true with every single

American. You know, um, no one could

have told me that when I went down to

Austin, now looks like a little bit over

a year ago, that I would be running for

Congress.

>> Baby, cuz these people, they are crazy

cuz they always talk about how Christian

they is. Yeah. I don't know how many of

them on that side are getting divorced

cuz they getting caught up sleeping with

their co-workers, staffers, interns, all

the things

>> on campus mailboxes. And at that time my

school hired the Cochran firm and there

was a lawyer who graduated from

University of Houston who was assigned

to me.

>> You're not you're not we done picking

cotton.

>> We are You can't pay us enough to find a

plantation.

>> I want the American people to know that

when you stand up to a bully, you win.

Do not back down. Do not bend.

>> And I'mma be the first one. YOU AND YOUR

LITTLE FRIEND OFF OF TWITTER. Y'ALL

ABOUT TO FIND OUT. ALL RIGHT. But at the

end of the day, I am who I am and I am

authentic. What a great What a great

video here. Yep. Now you can be your

authentic self.

Oh man. The number one the number one

the the number one video in my timeline.

Oh man, what a night. What a night.

Yeah. Don't lie to the voters. This is a

time of the singularity where people

have so much access to so much

information. AI, they can fact check

you. They know if you're lying to them.

People know. They know it in their

bones. We're spiritual beings. We can

sense it. We know if you're lying. We

know if you're authentic and we know if

you're at the very least doing a good

faith effort at delivering for us. And

so now you can deliver Popeyes or Waffle

House. I think the internet is split,

ladies and gentlemen. Whether it's going

to be Popeyes or Waffle House.

It's your boy Benny. See you.