RIDERS: CAPÍTULO 3 | Playz

A RTVE PRODUCTION IN COLLABORATION WITH LACOPRODUCTORA

See how there was room for us all? I told you...

I really like your perfume, my friend.

I'm so sorry I touched you down there.

I'm not homo, huh?

(Series tune)

#Order003

Hey you, groggy!

I'm so tired.

I had to take two buses and the underground.

I could have passed the entire Final Fantasy XIV.

It's a very long game.

Yeah, I got that from the context, huh?

What I don't understand is what you're doing here.

You should have gone straight to the police to report the theft.

No, no, not the police.

Who knows where the bike is now. Not the police.

Hey, come on. Here!

All cops are bastards.

Yes, yes, I got it.

Do you think the cops are interested in our shit?

He'll say he's sorry and bye-bye.

Did they investigate Samu's case?

Nope.

How do you plan to work without a bike?

I don't know. There are alternatives, right?

Sheyla was a fantastic, beautiful rider,

hard worker, she won 900/1000 monthly average.

At the end of March her bike was stolen.

Do you know what happened in April?

There was no April.

Fuck! We like drama, huh?

Don't worry.

Look at your face, bro! What did you do last night?

Here, a free coffee for you, it's a capsule coffee.

Is it really coffee or is it a TikTok joke

to make you a millionaire?

It's coffee, it's coffee.

They were fucking awesome jokes, huh?

No one thought that my mother would drop the glass on her head.

There was wine everywhere.

But I had more followers than you did when you did some challenges.

Well, we don't all need the likes to feel loved.

Look.

Luk, what are you doing? No fucking way! Give me the phone.

Give me the phone!

Show me this dance! Watch the dance!

Look, he's running away because of your video.

You idiot...

HEY DOC, COME HOME, I NEED A GOOD INJECTION OF MEAT!

RENTAL BOND

SEARCHING TOO EXPENSIVE

IT DEPENDS ON TRAFFIC

Where is this guy going?

Last night they stole his bike.

(IRONIC) Oh, what a pity.

I'd become fond of the boy.

What are you doing?

Do you know how much these trainers cost?

Are they new?

They are limited edition!

Fuck! They're more than new!

(Trap music)

Well, well, he's alive!

You see... I've been busy, doing work trips, man.

I haven't stopped.

Yung Beef bought those trainers too. Are you going to be less than him?

What the fuck?

I don't fucking care about Yung Beef.

How much did you say they cost? 590 euros.

I'm sorry!

We're at full capacity. Come other day.

They touch everything, so I have to disinfect afterwards.

Well, will you take them?

I don't know.

Will there be sales this year? (CHUCKLES)

Maybe with this coronavirus thing you need to sell more.

Well, my online purchases are piling up.

(Message)

NEW ORDER: CHURRERIA CASCORRO

CANCEL

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CANCEL? YES

The order is already cold.

As if someone ate the arepas!

(Glass breaking)

-You have no idea!

Fuck off! Stop fucking me around!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER

SEARCHING

LINE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

IN 14 MINUTES

(Message)

WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS YOU: EXPLAIN YOUR ANSWER

SEND

No, no, no!

DELETE MESSAGE DELETED

CLAU HAS SEEN YOUR MESSAGE

It's about fucking time! The break is coming to an end!

Bring those burritos. Arepas, you ordered arepas.

Burritos, arepas... The fucking order.

Yes. I mess with your country's food.

I'm Spanish. (IRONIC) Yes, you are.

If I could, I would emigrate too, this country is going to hell.

Here, half of the staff have been fired

and we're doing 12-fucking-hour shifts.

You just can't keep it up, it's fucking normal.

(IRONIC) Well, except Bonacker, he can handle it alone.

-Nothing has broken. Awesome!

(Message)

I HAVE A VERY RIPE MANGO, JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT.

It's not possible, it's just five o'clock in the afternoon.

SEARCHING

LINE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

(Message)

AND THIS TIME, DON'T BE LATE

THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND LAST CHANCE

SEARCHING

MARAVILLAS MARKET

What the fuck am I doing?

(THINKS) 'What's up, huh? Can you please explain?'

'Hey, I'm freaking out. Can you please explain?'

'What's up, huh? Can you please explain?'

'What's up, huh?'

'Can you please explain?'

That's why I ignored you and your project.

I don't have any money and I had to become a rider.

Will you open the fucking door? I'm in a hurry.

I want to know why the fuck you haven't told me anything.

We are friends, dude.

I don't know! I was ashamed.

It may be bullshit, but think about the Uni group.

Marta has a house with a swimming pool.

Look at the car your father has, fuck.

And Beltran...

Fuck, just looks at his name!

And I am the son of immigrants,

who doesn't have money to go on a trip, nor for the PlayStation,

and who's ended up as a rider. Get it?

No, this is bullshit,

but I needed time to figure out how to open the fucking door.

Dude,

are you fucking kidding?

Do you think I'm a snob?

If you think that bout Beltran, it's okay, cos he's an asshole.

But not me!

Okay, I'm sorry.

Can we talk about it tomorrow, I'm in a bit of a hurry to deliver?

Okay.

But don't lie to me again.

Where are we going?

First to an 'arepa' restaurant.

Pick up some 'arepas.'

(Engine starting)

'What's up, babe?'

'I'm at my mother's house and I got caught up.'

'I'll see you tomorrow, okay? Bye.'

Fucking liar.

'What's up, babe?'

'I'm at my mother's house and I got caught up.'

'I'll see you tomorrow, okay? Bye.'

Don't hide it.

Whenever we leave you, you're like this.

Well, yeah, I'm sorry.

It's all right, it's all very recent.

I haven't thrown away Samu's folders yet,

and they weigh a lot.

My next hernia will be called Samuel.

He was also my friend, Clau.

But you should delete the chat and move on.

It's just not good for you. Well, look!

For once he's right.

Delete that page and turn a new one.

On Tinder, for example.

One nail drives out another.

There's no way I'm doing Tinder. That would make things worse.

Hey, I was just trying to help you.

But, if you need another nail...

(Message)

WILL I SEE YOU TONIGHT AT THE SAME HOTEL?

I have a toolbox that is not even in Do-it-yourself.

I mean, I need to come to this neighbourhood more often.

First, to try those 'arepas,'

and second, because I just had three Twins' match.

Can we go, I still have two more deliveries to make.

Look, he's Andy, blue eyes, 3.28.

You know I like them small and he's wearing Josie's T-shirt.

# My body is ready. #

Can you start the fucking car, please?

Okay, I hope he doesn't have a big dick.

He seems to.

What are we delivering? Chinese or 'arepas?'

First the 'arepas.' Turn there to the right.

(Engine starting)

I didn't know that being a rider was such a piece of shit.

Didn't you? What did 'junk job' sound like to you?

Fuck! What?

Police control. Sorry?

(POLICE) Drive carefully.

STOP POLICE CONTROL

Good evening, officer. -Good evening.

What do you have there?

Food.

I'm a rider. My friend here is helping me deliver.

Let's see it, please.

Sure, sure, sure.

It will have to be confiscated and taken to the laboratory.

Chinese mafias sometimes use illegal condiments.

-What about my friend's penalty for not delivering the food?

-I said it's confiscated, drive on!

(Engine starting)

STOP POLICE CONTROL

This is police abuse. I should have recorded it.

Open the door.

But... Dude, open the door and stop!

What the fuck!

(Message)

WE SAID NO MORE DELAYS WE'LL TALK AT 10 AM TOMORROW

(Doorbell)

I'm sorry about the bag. But the delivery is okay.

Article 819: donations made to children

that have no concept of improvement

shall be charged to them.

Donations made to strangers...

will be charged to the free party

that the testator could have disposed at his last will.

Thank you.

Thank you.

(Trap music)

Sorry, we don't have discounts. Ask at the Chinese shop on the corner.

Sorry? Your shop is too crowded, I can't hear you very well.

Did you get them?

You see?

When I want something, I get it.

The Illusion Energy trainers! How did you know I wanted them?

Because you wouldn't stop talking about them?

That's the thing about fucking a 20-year-old.

You're hot, but you just talk about trainers and trap.

Where did you get them? I'm going to be jealous.

Indeed! In a beautiful shop that treats you well.

I think you'd like it, because you and I have the same tastes.

(Door sound)

Hi, honey.

There was a huge a traffic jam to come here.

-Cristina, my wife.

Nice to meet you.

Well, I have to go...

You must have a lot of online orders.

Bye.

BOOKMAKER, SLOT MACHINES, SPORT BETTING

Do you know who's sitting in front of you?

Ah...

A...

A ghost of someone you killed for being late.

Please don't do anything to me. Take it easy, buddy.

This is a business meeting.

And as in all Jeff Bezos' business meetings,

a chair is always left empty.

Who for?

For...

For...

a ghost of someone who died...

It's for the customer, damn it!

The customer should be in the meetings.

He's your boss.

Does your boss like it when you're late?

No.

Then ask him to forgive you.

I'm sorry. Ask your boss!

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

The problem is that being a food and 'arepa' rider at the same time

is very difficult.

I think that if I leave 'Pillalo'

and I work for you alone, it will be much easier.

Hey!

I don't think I've told you how I came up with this method.

Look.

Before founding Apple, Steve Jobs travelled to India.

Do you know where I went?

Nowhere, because there was lockdown.

You couldn't get out.

But do you know who could get out?

Riders.

With their safe-conduct they could go wherever they wanted.

And that's when...

it all started.

Riders are an essential service.

That's why you can't stop being a rider.

Okay, but...

We're not confined anymore.

Yeah, but... We might be again.

Yeah, but in the meantime...

Do you know what Bezos did if someone questioned him?

No. Me neither.

But I know what Pablo Escobar did.

Luismi!

No, please. It's my fault. Your method works.

I won't be late again. I can go now and deliver.

Don't worry, you'll be gone in a minute.

(Blows)

(Laugh)

(HUMMING 'JAWS' SOUNDTRACK)

Oh! Ah!

(LAUGHS)

You got scared, huh?

Did you see your face?

Let me introduce you to...

a bike with an integrated engine.

Eight speeds and hydraulic brakes.

The colour was my election.

Do you like it?

-Axel,

why didn't you tell us that your bike was stolen?

Listen, Axel.

With you, we are applying an upgrade, introducing the engine,

it's a step towards the future.

Buddy, drones delivery!

And this is...

this is for you.

Thank you very much! For everything, indeed.

No, no, no. You have nothing to thank us for.

Thank the system for the money.

And the bike...

thank the person who stole it from you.

-By the way, I went to see him, and he sends his regards.

There you go.

Fringe to the side.

There you go.

(Message)

WHERE ARE YOU? TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LEAVE.

WHEN YOU REALISE YOU ARE LATE FOR WORK.

MESSAGE DELETED.

LOL

(MACHINE) 'Go on.'

'Go on. One.'

Shit!

-How old are you, boy?

-Me?

-18, of course.

-Ah, like my youngest grandson.

I was looking at you and you reminded me of him.

You look like him.

Here, for you to have fun.

-Thank you very much. -You're welcome.

(Machines' music)

(Trap music)

# All my handsome boys in the rally club.

# All my girls moving their rally butts.

# No one brings it down like you do, rally.

# I go into the night club like eating Bubbaloo.

# Tell me how I calm this madness.

# Among your friends, they know that you are the...

- best!

-# When I grab you by the waist,

# we know that this will last from Thursday to Sunday.

# Baby, let me take your voice away.

# Between your legs, a maze.

# You know I will always reply to your messages.

# I was born to party.

# Son of the night, move that body.

# I'm going like the devil, dressed in Armani.

# You push to the metal, babe.

# We are going on a rally.

# Run, run, run, run. Rally.

# Run, run, run, run. Rally.

# Run, run, run, run. Rally.

# Rally, rally.

# Run, run, run, run. Rally.

# Run, run, run, run. Rally. #