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Ditonellapiaga - Che fastidio! (Official Video Sanremo 2026)

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0:22

I no longer know whether this is normal or a hallucination

0:27

if I'm the crazy one

0:29

It's not that I want to argue

0:32

I just have a few observations

0:35

my personal opinion

0:36

The fashion of Milan (how annoying!)

0:38

the Roman snob (how annoying!)

0:40

the American dream (how annoying!)

0:42

and Italian politicians (how annoying!)

0:44

the tribal music (how annoying!)

0:46

the dogs at customs (how annoying!)

0:47

and the Pilates class,

0:49

healthy lunch depresses me (how disgusting!)

0:51

Tonight I'm going to a party, the usual farce

0:53

and I'm not interested (how annoying!)

0:55

and the annoying neighbor knocks on the door

0:57

"turn down the music, how annoying!"

0:58

And tell me what you put in my glass

1:01

it has a bitter taste and I don't trust it

1:02

because my head is spinning and the whole room

1:04

and until it stops (how annoying!)

1:06

I no longer know whether this is normal or a hallucination

1:11

if I'm the crazy one

1:13

It's not that I want to argue

1:17

but I have the impression

1:19

that I can't control myself

1:21

And so I'll tell you (how annoying!)

1:23

if you want I'll repeat it (how annoying!)

1:24

That friend of a friend without an invitation

1:26

who acts cool, what a loser!

1:28

"Let's take a picture" (how annoying!)

1:30

"What do you do for a living?" (I suck!)

1:32

"Let's exchange numbers, I'll write to you"

1:34

but behind that smile, I think:

1:36

"How annoying! How annoying!"

1:40

"How annoying! How annoying!"

3:15

Hands up only if you're an Aquarius

3:17

strange, I really thought you were a Sagittarius

3:19

I call her from India, Albania, Turin

3:21

using my flat-rate plan

3:23

French-style noses as if photocopied

3:25

learning to live with a tutorial

3:26

upgrade to premium, click here, listen now!

3:29

A hundred bossa nova covers

3:30

I no longer know whether this is normal

3:33

or a hallucination

3:35

if I'm the crazy one

3:36

if I'm the crazy one!

3:37

And so I'll tell you (how annoying!)

3:39

If you want I'll repeat it (how annoying!)

3:41

That friend of a friend

3:42

without an invitation who acts cool, what a loser

3:45

Let's take a picture (how annoying!)

3:46

What do you do for a living? (I suck!)

3:48

Let's exchange numbers, I'll write to you

3:51

but behind that smile, I think:

3:53

"How annoying! How annoying!"

3:57

"How annoying! How annoying!"

3:59

Let's take a picture (how annoying!)

4:01

What do you do for a living? (I suck!)

4:03

Let's exchange numbers, I'll write to you

4:05

but behind that smile, I think

4:14

I no longer know whether this is normal or a hallucination

4:20

if I'm the crazy one

4:21

if I'm the crazy one

4:23

if I'm the crazy one

4:25

if I'm the crazy one

4:27

if I'm the crazy one

4:29

if I'm crazy!

4:37

Despite the meditation classes

4:40

the breathing classes

4:42

I can't stand:

4:44

the social climbers and the "holier-than-thou journalists" (how annoying!)

4:47

and then the TV show personalities presented as artists (how annoying!)

4:51

or the national anthem at the piano bar

4:53

the F24 forms, the spam

4:56

How annoying! How annoying! How annoying!

4:59

I no longer know whether this is normal

5:02

or if I'm the crazy one

5:04

or if I'm the crazy one

5:06

I'm crazy

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