FunnyMike Puts N3on On A Speed Date!

Okay, we going to come on.

>> Where do we Where are we going?

>> Right there.

>> Okay. All right. Yeah. All right.

>> Uh, right here.

>> Oh, right here.

>> Right.

>> Do your thing. I'm just going to be your

spectator.

>> Okay. Basketball.

>> Say kind of like, you know,

>> let me Oh, now you can take your time.

No worries.

>> Like real talk. All they whispering and

[ __ ] What you saying about

>> It's good, mud.

>> Don't get nervous now.

>> I'm not nervous. The [ __ ] It's just

like a It's too quiet. Like y'all can

have a conversation.

>> Yeah, he running out like damn, bro.

>> Yo, back up, dude.

>> I know. No, he going to open it. They

going to open it up,

>> [ __ ]

>> Oh, wow. All right, bet.

>> Oh, wow.

>> Yeah. Hell yeah.

>> Remember what we taught you.

>> What's good, chat? What?

>> Is this your bag? I'mma move it right

here.

Uh, so this is my good friend Mike.

>> She know me.

>> What up, Mike? Hold

>> on.

Who looks better? Me or him?

>> Right. Wait, but this ain't got [ __ ] to

do with me. What the [ __ ]

>> All right. My bad.

>> You in the speed day.

>> Okay. Yeah. I don't know.

>> Don't ask. Don't Don't ask no questions

regarding me.

>> Okay.

>> This is you. Speed date.

>> I love the outfit, by the way.

Appreciate it.

>> Okay. Um,

>> he can introduce you better.

>> Charlie with the sub.

>> No. How about

>> n you just move. You just what? Come on,

man.

>> All right. Check this out.

Introduce yourself.

>> Introduce yourself name. Where y'all

from?

>> Ling.

>> Mhm.

>> Nice.

>> Ling, is you interested in this speed

date?

>> Am I interested?

>> I don't know. Like you ask that, bro.

>> She in the apartment. Like she ain't

even paying attention.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. No, we can wait then. No

rush. You want some water? I

>> got to get off my phone right now.

>> Yeah, we going to wait till you done.

>> Give me like one minute.

>> Oh, you have two phones? Oh, wow.

>> I got three.

Oh yeah. How's your day been? Uh Mike

been it's been okay.

>> It's great.

>> How your day been?

>> It's been cool, man. Can't you know

can't complain. [ __ ]

>> Can't complain.

>> Things of that nature. Yeah. Jay with

the subs.

>> Three phones.

>> Damn. How many phones you got?

>> What's your occupation, madam?

>> Three.

>> Um I'm an influencer.

>> Influencer. Nice. I'm going to give her

the mic. You want the mic? Yeah. I feel

like we going to wait till you wait. No,

you're good. You're good. I need like

literally 30 more seconds.

>> Kind of feisty.

That's how you like them.

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> All right. The mic going be

>> Where you going, bro? Talk.

>> All right. You ready? You ready? Okay.

Bet.

>> Hey, if you want to clip the clip the

thing.

>> Oh, you want me to put it on?

>> If you Yeah, if you want. If you want.

>> This is good.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Okay. Bet.

>> Hell yeah. What's your name?

>> I'm Ling.

>> Ling. How do you spell it? L I N G.

>> Mhm.

>> Nice. Nice. Nice.

>> And you Neon?

>> Yeah, you can call me M.

>> M.

>> That's my real name.

>> I think I like neon better.

>> Okay. It's easier to pronounce.

>> I feel you. Yeah. I hate when that

happens. Just like Yeah. Hell yeah.

Yeah, for sure. Um, are you back?

>> Yeah. No, I'm not. He's going to be the

uh guy. I'm move out the way.

>> Um,

hell yeah. I love your uh the way you

did your hair.

>> Oh, you

>> for sure. Yeah. If you just The chat's

asking if you wanted to rate me on a

scale of 1 to 10, what would you give

me?

>> Why you looking at

>> me? I'm not.

>> Yo, is this your girl, bro? Hell no. No,

no, no. Don't look at me. I'm not

judging for you.

>> What you think?

>> Uh, can

>> I got to

>> Can you move over there?

>> Yeah. Come

>> next. No, you Yeah. What' you say?

>> Um,

>> are you good?

>> Yeah, I'm good. I just don't want to

come off mean nothing. You

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, like from New

York, man.

>> From New York. Oh, hell yeah. I'm always

in the Bronx.

>> I'm not from the Bronx.

>> Okay, I didn't mean to assume.

>> I'm from Brooklyn.

>> Please keep my noise to a minimum,

please. Thank you.

>> Um, I don't know what to rate you. I'm

not even going to lie.

>> Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, I feel like

it's about to

>> You got like a very unique appearance

going on.

>> Thank you. I get that a lot.

>> I'm sorry. I'm No, you good. You good.

You good. You good. You good. Um, hell

yeah. How tall are you?

>> I'm 41.

>> 411.

>> Mhm.

>> Nice. Nice. Are you single? Am I single?

>> Yeah.

>> Am I single?

>> That's why I asked a question.

>> I mean, no, I'm not single.

>> Oh,

>> okay. What's this uh amazing man's name?

>> That's private.

>> Private. Okay. Private relation. So,

you're just you're loyal. I respect it.

I

>> That's why I'm like kind of like, you

know.

>> Yeah.

>> Little awkward right though.

>> Yeah. No, no worries. No worries. Shout

out to him. What's his name? He lives in

Houston.

>> Not yet. No.

>> Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hell

yeah. He's a um What does he do?

>> What's he do?

>> Yeah,

>> private. Private.

>> Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I think um

I think that's a

>> I don't know. Should I Should I say the

name? You want me to say the name?

>> Yeah. I mean, it's not that deep. We all

die one day.

>> Two three.

>> Two three.

>> Two three.

>> Two three. Yeah,

>> that's his name.

>> Yep.

>> Two three.

>> Okay.

>> You going to say we all die one day? Why

did I just go all over my head?

>> I mean, it's the truth.

>> True.

>> All right. So, in a not weird way, what

do you like about me?

You're here.

>> My what?

>> You're here.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> It's like really interesting.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you. Um,

>> nah, it's too quiet. Why?

>> What part?

>> Am I awkward?

>> No, it's not. It's not you. It's not

you. It's not you.

>> Are you short? Am I awkward?

>> What part of you work you from?

>> Who says you're awkward?

>> I don't know. I feel like I'm being

awkward.

>> No, you're straight.

>> Brooklyn.

>> Brooklyn?

>> Oh, you like the Brooklyn Nets?

>> No, I don't.

>> I get you courtside tickets.

Courtside tickets

>> to the Nets game.

>> I feel like you're lying.

>> I swear to God. Let me get your number.

>> What? What game you want to go to

>> with you?

>> DAMN. ALL RIGHT. [ __ ] DAMN. ALL RIGHT.

I'M GOING JUST GO [ __ ] MYSELF.

>> WOW.

>> I'm not trying to be rude.

>> No. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool.

>> I'm like, wait, with you?

>> Yeah. Your man, it's going to get weird.

Yeah. With me, you and him could go.

You want it to be all three of us?

>> [ __ ] it.

>> Who?

>> Her and her man.

>> Shoot. I'm down.

>> Oh, okay.

>> All right. Bet. I'm going to get him to

>> All right, Lane. Come on. Come here

right quick.

>> Oh, Lord.

[ __ ]

Damn.

>> Get lings. Mike,

>> close the door.

I got

>> What the [ __ ] When you invite a girl,

they got a boy. That's what I'm saying,

bro. I can't even spit some [ __ ] with

Rooney. Is he [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

bite, man. What the [ __ ]

>> Why was she coming?

>> Why you had him in charge?

>> I thought I THOUGHT IT WAS

>> MY GOD, BRO. I was trying to get my

black belt.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I ain't going to lie. There's room

that [ __ ] bad, man. What do you mean by

that?

>> Wait, what you mean?

>> Black belt.

>> You know exactly what I mean, bro.

>> Collective. No, but no, my thing is why

did he invite invite a girl for a speed

date that got a boyfriend that you know

going to be acting weird on camera?

That's why I was like, [ __ ]

>> I tried, bro.

When's the next amazing queen coming?

>> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?

>> Hey.

>> Oh,

he said 10 minutes away then the other

one. We never got an update on the other

one yet.

>> BECAUSE HE DON'T GOT NO GIRLS ON HIS

PHONE. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, BROTHER. I'M

ABOUT TO POST HIM ON MYSELF. WATCH THIS,

MAN. What the [ __ ]

>> No, he kind of blew me with that. Like

it's obvious she texting while we What

the [ __ ] are you doing? Run it. That's

ruining [ __ ] That's ruin

>> FaceTime with her boyfriend.

>> Literally.

>> See, Chad, it's not me. Listen,

>> Marshall. What up?

>> That's Yo, he blew my high, bro.

>> He blew me and I ain't even hide.

>> He blew my [ __ ] Obviously, not not

anymore.

>> [ __ ] bro.

>> Now what?

>> Damn. He made it so awkward cuz you

could see she

>> not you like what the [ __ ] That's why I

pulled up when she got here.

>> I pulled Rooney to I'm like what the

[ __ ] He just told her.

>> Yeah.

>> Rooney get his [ __ ] Bob to build him

rocking lunch and handy man.

>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

>> He pissed me off. He got another one but

I don't know.

>> He got another one.

>> Ry is he unpredictable. Dude move like a

>> dude move like a [ __ ] bat. A [ __ ]

real bat. No real [ __ ]

You can't be mad though. You got TO

>> I AM MAD cuz what the [ __ ] when I say

cuz you are.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? LIKE

>> WE TALKED ABOUT IT ALREADY.

>> THAT'S BOT [ __ ]

>> You moving like a [ __ ] bat like you

>> Well, that is room though. They been rum

b

>> say you want to take her her [ __ ]

>> Oh no. I'll go give it to her.

>> Yeah.

>> That's her bowl. That's her bowl. Get

your [ __ ] out,

>> man. I'm leaving that bowl right now.

>> Taking it to her.

>> Get her forward.

>> I'm leaving it right here.

>> No, I'm just saying cuz she going to

have to come back in and get it.

>> I mean, she can come in.

>> All right, she can come back in.

>> [ __ ] it.

>> Hey. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have any

girls?

>> Mm- He got another one on the way. You

ready,

>> man? I was ready until

>> until what?

>> Until what? Until your high got blue.

Tell this dumb [ __ ] about a a

[ __ ] girl with a boyfriend, bro.

Shit's crazy.

>> I've never seen some [ __ ] like this in

my life.

>> PreNBA game.

>> I was PULLING EVERY TRICK OUT THE

[ __ ] BOOK. IT DIDN'T WORK.

>> CORSIDE.

>> NOTHING.

>> WAIT, he said.

>> Yeah,

>> I said everything, bro.

>> And then she said her man going to go

with him.

>> Wait, what?

>> To the B. What? She say

>> she looked at me like I was some [ __ ]

animal, bro. You see the way she was

looking at my face,

>> bro? That's why I I got secondhand

embarrassment because I got secondhand

embarrassment because I was supposed to

set you up. I tell him I'm thinking he

had two other girls. He didn't brought

>> with a boyfriend. He's out there

probably pregaming and [ __ ]

But like now he make me feel bad.

>> It's all right, man. You know

>> you get what I'm saying?

>> I'll get We'll get him next time.

>> No, like I really cuz then is the room

got quiet. Quiet. They got quiet cuz she

was acting like there one word in every

question he was asking.

>> [ __ ] say bro going to bring Gotti, man.

Cut it off. But look like Okay. How you

felt? She You She You just felt like she

wasn't just [ __ ] with him. She

definitely

>> No,

>> she loved it. She was so happy to be

here.

>> She had one AirPod in

>> on the phone.

>> That's what she do at the airport when

she ignore someone.

>> She was on the phone.

>> She was on FaceTime.

>> What?

>> Yes, bro.

Damn, bro.

>> Man, Ronic, you a [ __ ] bat, my [ __ ]

>> You know the worst part? Wait,

>> that's the first girl from Houston I've

dead ass talked to. I swear to God.

>> She's not from Houston. She's from the

Bronx.

>> Oh, in Houston in this city. That's all

my life. That's the first girl I'm

trying to talk.

>> I feel bad IN THAT WAY,

>> BRO. I AIN'T KNOW she was still on the

phone.

>> Like, I peed it, bro. I peed it when she

was right here just Hey, she just Well,

hold up one second looking at you like

>> one second, Eon. That [ __ ] blew me, man.

>> Sc

Oh, that's my dude.

>> We need to ask him when the next girl's

coming.

>> That [ __ ] blew me, dog.

>> That [ __ ] did blow me, too. It blew me

because

>> you should freestyle about that.

>> Neon.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. That's a fresh ass.

>> He can't even catch the [ __ ] beat

though.

>> No, I promise you he'll probably be able

to catch you. He just got he angry now.

So now you got

>> Now you got a purpose.

>> And I'm not even upset with her. I'm

upset with Run cuz you know this [ __ ]

Like what the [ __ ] my [ __ ]

>> That's a person to blame.

>> Like we if like

if you're watching this bro and you're

seeing this, you're a [ __ ] [ __ ]

Bring him in the room, bro.

>> I got some words for him.

>> Oh, you do?

>> Yeah.

>> Go get Roick, bro. By himself. Solo.

Dooo.

>> Solo.

>> Tell him. We going to let her come right

back in. But we need to We got to talk.

>> Cuz now I'm tight. What a bro.

>> Run a [ __ ] walking bat. Like you ever

been at a [ __ ] Fortnite game and the

>> Yeah, bro.

>> All right. We got one more person.

>> What's up, man? How's your day going?

>> What up?

>> How you doing?

>> You need me?

>> He need you. [ __ ]

>> Listen here, you drunk [ __ ]

>> I'm not gone.

>> Nah, bro. What was that, dude? Hey, I'm

going to keep it 1,000. That was not

what I expected. So, when I told her

y'all going on a speed date, which I can

show you the message. You know,

>> her she was STILL ON THE PHONE FACETIME

WITH HER BOYFRIEND TRYING TO DO THIS.

She ain't even looking at my dog.

>> It don't matter. We still play about the

first one.

>> I ain't going to lie, Dick. That [ __ ]

ain't got nothing to do WITH ME.

>> YOU SET IT UP. I'M THINKING, BRO, I'M

THINK DICK. YOU SET IT UP, DICK. IF I

BRING A FEMALE,

>> BRO, I TOLD WHEN I SAID THAT, LISTEN,

when I said two names, you you ain't

never said they wasn't coming. They did

not want to go do it. You never said

that. YOU JUST SPUN YOUR own [ __ ]

>> No, them.

>> First of all, had boyfriends.

>> It don't matter. You should have spun

more. You ain't never run it by me, Mac.

This who I got.

>> Oh, well, she got a [ __ ] boyfriend.

>> First of all, we not done spawning [ __ ]

>> Well, then how long you think we GOT TO

SPAWN?

>> LIKE, WHAT THE [ __ ] WE AIN'T GOT TIME.

>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.

>> I got [ __ ] we COULD PULL UP,

>> MAN. WE DON'T GOT TIME.

>> PULL HIM UP. GODAMN IT UP.

>> THAT'S WHAT I WE GOT WE HAVE TO DO

>> SHE'S READY. [ __ ] MAN.

>> All right, let's go then.

>> You got me You got me looking like a

[ __ ] bat,

>> stupid ass [ __ ]

>> Yeah, I didn't know. No, I didn't know

you moved like this. Oh, wait. Who said

that?

>> All right, let's make sure.

>> Bro, he got you got me looking like I'm

in a simulation right here. Come on.

Silent on set.

>> Have a seat, beautiful.

>> This not a blind date. We supposed to

have a blindfold.

>> No, it's all good.

>> How's your day going today?

>> What's up?

>> Oh, dup. Hell yeah. Oh, wow. Your hair

or your um you using um lotion?

>> Yeah.

>> Nice. Nice. You smell very good.

>> Thank you.

>> For sure. Are you Are you single?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> Why say that?

>> Uh just Yeah, I'm single. Just dealt

with the situation before.

>> Yeah, for sure. For sure. Uh how old are

you?

>> I'm grown.

>> Okay. I need growing in my life.

>> That's it. But anyways, um what you been

doing all day? Like what's up?

>> Uh I'm just here with my uh my big bro

chilling

>> type

>> vibing.

>> Okay. So what's up? Like what you came

to do? You f to like rap for me or

something? You going to make a song

about me? What's up?

>> Uh hell, I just met you. Just wanted to

talk to you.

>> Make a song about me, man. You know he

would big booty beats. Call that beat.

Yeah. Get him out. Turn the beat on or

something. Yeah. Can I get out for the

day for chat? No, it's all good.

Beautiful. Wait, can I get out?

>> That's what we in the sto.

>> No, no, I like when she stands up. My

bad. My bad. Get to know each other.

>> My bad. We get to know each other. But

you know, I came to the ste so it's like

>> Where you from? So off of first

impression, what you like about them?

>> I like your eye contact, you feel me?

>> Always.

>> What else?

>> Your smile.

>> Okay. What else?

>> Um

casual fit, you know.

>> Okay. [ __ ]

>> Damn,

>> man. Listen, just first impression. What

you like about her first impression?

>> I like I like the way your hair is done.

>> Okay.

>> I love your eyebrows.

>> Thank you.

>> I love the way your nose is built.

>> Okay.

>> I love your skin complexion.

>> Period.

>> I love

>> the body.

>> Hey, you is Are you all natural?

>> Of course.

>> We going to need some proof.

>> Wait,

>> bro. That's how you [ __ ] up a date.

>> Yo, bro. [ __ ] you mean?

>> How you going to get proof? Like,

>> I haven't got this far. I don't know.

want so much proof he can get.

>> I feel like you can tell though like

>> Yeah. Like the way Yeah.

>> When you see like an aunt build, you can

tell on some

>> on some [ __ ] Hell yeah. What's your

name?

>> Niga.

>> Na. Niga.

>> Y'all both names start with an N. So,

>> no. My name is M.

>> Well, you're Neon.

>> Yeah, but my real name is M. That's my

stage like internet name.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah. So, M and N.

>> Still a little far, but it's okay. We'll

get there.

>> Period.

>> What questions should I ask them, Chad?

>> No, it's Yo.

>> All right. Yo, this is real life, bro.

Why you talking to your chat, bro? You

serious?

>> Go ahead. Go ahead.

>> So, what do you hope for in a guy?

>> I was going to ask you the same thing.

>> I'm not gay.

>> No, not that. I was going to ask like

what's your type?

>> Oh, and girls, you see loyalty,

>> genuine heart, good soul.

>> Uh, the face card matters what you what

you have.

>> Thank you.

>> Huh?

>> You too.

>> Okay.

>> He was just He just asked the other

girl, do she want to go courtside with

him?

>> Is you asking her the same thing? No.

>> Well, I don't like, you know, second

offers, so I'm

>> sorry. The guy on the left of me is a

lame. He doesn't really talk like he

doesn't know. But,

>> you know,

>> sorry, I had to do.

>> She can hear me. Oh my god. What did you

say?

>> Nothing. I love you. You're a good guy.

>> What's his real name again? MacArthur.

>> MacArthur.

>> All right.

>> Um,

>> how tall are you?

>> [ __ ] Let's stand up side by side.

>> Okay. He's taller than me. Hell

>> yeah. Type [ __ ] for sure.

>> I just had to make sure you know.

>> Hell yeah. Where's your outfit from

today?

Um, this from Tulig was from I got them

for promo.

>> Promo. Okay.

>> And I don't know where these came from.

I don't remember.

>> Nice. How do you like to for men to

please you?

>> Um,

nice gestures, you know, taking me on

dates.

>> Okay.

>> What's your love language?

>> Um, I like to get high with my [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] Yeah. You don't smoke?

>> Huh?

>> You don't smoke?

>> I'll smoke a few blunts with you.

>> Okay.

>> You want to roll up?

>> Come on.

>> I don't know how to roll up.

>> I got you. I'll roll them

>> for real.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, let's go on the balcony. Look at

the view and [ __ ] And

>> just me and you. We don't need the

camera.

>> Wait, what? BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] ARE YOU

DOING?

>> YO, BRO. YOU CAN'T THAT'S [ __ ]

>> Keep going.

>> To smoke. He's talking about to smoke.

>> Yeah, you can't do that. You know what?

Yeah.

>> Sorry. He's Yeah, she's a little He

wants to make sure I find the right girl

because, you know, I've been

>> Yeah, for sure. Hell yeah. So, um, when

was your last relationship like you?

>> It was 6 months ago. Some [ __ ]

>> Some [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> On to Bigger and Better Things.

>> I know. That's right.

>> Elijah.

>> How do you spell that? A L I G J A H.

>> Wait, what?

>> Her name is Nigel.

>> Not Elijah. [ __ ] with my name be Elijah.

>> Nigel.

>> It's Nigel.

>> Wait a second.

>> He's bumbling the bag, bro.

>> Oh my god.

>> Step out right here. Let me talk to him

for a second. You stay at the door.

We're going to bring you right back in.

>> We're going to bring you right back in.

>> Come here. Come here, Neon. Bag, baby.

>> Stay at the door.

>> What the are you doing on my [ __ ] I'm

a little

>> No, he [ __ ] up. He just said he going

to have to see somebody real. Like what

the [ __ ] What the

>> Hey, that's for you to find out.

Tripping, bro.

>> Watch me.

>> The door is open. She can hear us. Come

on.

>> Can you close the door? M.

>> Close the doors.

>> I'm going to give you some pointers.

>> Let me get her number.

>> No. No. I'm going to give you some

pointers.

>> Okay.

>> You go in and you know, you chop it up

with her. Chop it up a little bit more

with her. What What did she say?

>> And at the end of the conversation, hey,

I want some head.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> I'll do it.

>> Yeah. You have to say

>> is she is she on that type like like is

she a freak

>> man? We don't know.

>> We're about to find out. I'm going to

ask the question for you to find out.

>> You talk to her.

>> Okay.

>> Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. You know what?

No. What?

>> What the [ __ ] are you doing?

>> Can you give me some head?

>> Yeah.

>> No. No. But at the end of the day, all

you say while I'm rapping.

>> That's not good, man.

>> What? I No. No. No. No. No. No. No. This

is what you do. This This is what you

do.

Well, after after you chop it up with a

little bit more, ask her, "What's her

favorite color?" She act like you're

getting annoying like, "Okay, boom. You

the one for me. I need some head."

>> Okay. There's a bathroom right there.

>> I ain't say all that, but let's go.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Let's go. Let's get it.

>> Bring it back in.

>> Lock down real quick. You eat a [ __ ]

from the back.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, you ready?

All

right.

>> What's your favorite color?

>> You wasn't watching us.

>> Hold on. I got something to say. No, I

wasn't watching y'all. What happened?

>> Oh, no worries. We're just

>> What you got to say?

>> So, you see how you called me Elijah

with my name? Nigel.

>> I just didn't know.

>> Come back up. Come back up. Stay in the

frame.

>> Like, what if I called you a peeon

instead of neon?

>> Like,

>> I don't like how you getting my name

mixed up.

>> I just didn't know. I just met you.

>> No, but you don't call me Elijah though.

like

>> okay dude name

>> you look like a Elijah

>> call me Elijah

>> but and

>> he thought that was my name

>> let's start over 31

>> all my mother's life I did wahi all my

god strike me dead right now put me in

the grave I swear to god that's what I

thought I thought I wouldn't lie to you

>> oh damn

>> yeah you think I'm alive like that

>> look

forget

>> look me in the eyes you can tell let's

get to heaven bro what's your favorite

start over

>> yeah start over

>> what's your favorite color

>> my favorite color Blue.

>> Blue.

>> Mhm.

>> I like blue, too.

>> And green.

>> And green. Oh my god. Wow. Same.

>> What's your favorite color?

>> I just said green. I I like all colors.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Yeah. Where where uh where's your dream

travel destination?

>> Um I just seen this place on TikTok. I

forgot what it's called,

but it was like it was a lot. Let's try

to find it.

>> She going to find it for you.

>> Okay, no worries. You want some water?

>> Yeah, it was like around water. Oh, I

thought you was talking about like the

water like

>> but I just got back from Puerto Rico.

>> Oh, who took you there?

>> I went for my friend birthday.

>> Okay. Was it a guy or a girl?

>> A girl. But yeah, that was fun. I ain't

going to lie. I want to go back.

>> It's a good Yeah, it's out there.

>> What was one of your favorite?

>> Are you a heavy drinker?

>> Yeah. Puerto Rico, you got to watch out

cuz they be slipping [ __ ] in the

>> I ain't going to lie to them. We was

buying our own bottles. We wasn't just

drinking anything.

>> That's right. But one thing I will say

two cookies

away.

>> Oh my god, they're hot. Sorry, this is

going to have to wait a second.

Can

>> I have them?

>> Damn, y'all got cookies. Who made this?

>> That's for y'all. That's for y.

>> It's the oven here.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my god. Come on. Come on. We setting

the vibe.

>> But um one thing I would say is stay

away from that darn cute. I ain't going

to lie. What's your Puerto Rico red

flags and men?

>> Red flags

being too friendly. I like mine's mean,

you know. Not mean, but like, you know,

stiff on

>> buying other people on somebody that's

not your girlfriend.

>> I would never do some lame.

>> What else? I like

I like respectful dudes.

>> Respect is key. You know, all these guys

nowadays, they just want to [ __ ]

>> and it's just like

>> he being real.

>> That's what I'm saying. Bunch of horn

balls in the street.

Me on the other hand, I like to wait.

Let me tell you why.

>> Cuz at the end of the day,

>> you can't put your private part

everywhere. I can't put my [ __ ]

everywhere. Like, you got to really make

sure it's the one.

>> Exactly.

>> Like, we could go nights without even

doing [ __ ] Just getting to know each

other, watching a movie, go to sleep.

>> Yeah. You feel me? Smoke a couple.

>> But why you dying your hair blonde?

Like,

>> you just said you like my hair

said that.

>> [ __ ] Damn it, bro. Bro, what the [ __ ]

>> What the [ __ ] you be thinking, man?

What's going on, brother?

>> I don't know, bro. These cookies [ __ ]

>> Y'all put edibles in these cookies.

>> Obviously not beautiful. What?

>> Okay, but um yeah. Why you dye your hair

blonde?

>> Uh I just like wanted to change it up a

little bit. Switch it up.

>> Hell yeah. What was the inspiration

behind your hair?

>> I don't know.

I'm trying to get my black belt.

>> What's What's like your first date?

>> What you think would be a good first

date?

>> What you think?

>> In the studio making a song, smoking a

blunt.

>> Hey, that's a vibe. Come on. Let's do

it.

>> Huh?

>> Let's do it.

>> Okay. We're just outnumbered right now.

You want to call some friends over and

stuff? So,

>> bro, I can't focus, bro.

>> Try.

>> Y'all are supposed to have a bitties

over here.

>> We don't talk to women. Let me tell you

why.

Oh. Hey. Hey.

>> He's in a relationship. He's in a

relationship.

>> I'm thugging.

>> And he's thugging.

>> Yeah.

>> All right. We going to act like we not

here.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> You ain't going to give me no hug or

nothing.

>> I don't know.

>> Stand up if you don't mind.

>> A real hug. Ne,

>> you got to teach me how to give you a

real hug.

>> Oh, I thought

I ain't going to lie. I am kind of hug.

>> Do I smell good? the Duke Dennis hug.

>> Yeah, that's kind of crazy. You move too

fast.

>> So he's horny. You gota understand.

>> What the [ __ ] bro? Leave me out of

this.

>> YOU'RE THE ONE SAYING TO GIVE A DUKE

DENNIS hug and [ __ ] bro.

>> He said it.

>> YOU ARE 37.

>> I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A LIE. SAY 37.

>> All right, I'm going just shut up from

now on.

>> Yeah, just just act like they're not

here.

>> We out of here. Yeah, we clear the room.

I mean, like, act like the rumor is just

y'all on a on a beach just chilling by.

>> Okay.

>> Um,

why you wear glasses? Like they

prescribe?

>> I mean, yeah. I can't see without

>> I was just asking if those prescribed.

You know how some people just wear

glasses just to wear them?

>> Who the [ __ ] does that?

>> I don't know. My bad.

>> Okay.

>> How you [ __ ] with the crew?

>> You sleep naked?

I can't focus. I can't. Yo, brother.

Come on. YO, BROTHER, COME ASK QUESTION.

I NEED TO KNOW THIS.

>> Turn around, bro.

>> Like, I can't, bro. All right.

>> Ask it again.

>> The moment's gone now.

>> Bro,

>> now I sound creepy.

>> That's something you had to just find

out.

>> Oh [ __ ] When? Tonight.

>> Nah.

>> [ __ ] I'm here for one and a half more

days. So, just trying to live it up.

>> That's That's what's up.

>> Hell yeah. You ever go You ever come

down to LA? They have a nice penthouse

over there.

>> That's nice. You got a um pet like a

monkey?

>> Penthouse? Wait, what? Penthouse?

>> I know. I know you said penthouse, but

I'm saying like you got a uh like exotic

pet, you know?

>> Uh I have a [ __ ] bro. These these

cookies. Hold on.

>> I'm back,

bro. Those What the [ __ ] is in that? Yo,

what that ass? Did you do something to

me?

>> No, [ __ ]

>> Oh, all right.

My bad.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> I'm paranoid.

>> Where my wine at?

>> Oh, you drink you said wine. Oh, you got

money.

>> You want to take a shot?

>> Did you leave it over there?

>> I'll pour it for you. Get y'all a

bottle. Put a center bottle in. You

don't drink though. I got you, though.

>> Oh, she bought one. Oh, you

>> Yeah.

I was laughing all over them cookies.

I had to

>> You panicking, bro. She make you

nervous.

>> I'm just vibing, bro. I can't vibe. The

[ __ ]

>> No.

>> You got the studio.

>> She get her wine. We going to reset. All

right.

>> We don't got to reset. Question.

>> Should I ask a question for them?

>> Yeah.

>> All right. So, look. I want both of

y'all to answer, but based off that

answer, I want y'all to give your own

thoughts to each other. All right. About

what y'all said. How many bodies do you

got? And does it matter?

>> You can go first.

>> Um,

I got like four, but I don't really like

>> Which one is the best,

>> bro?

Yo, your girls are throwing me off, bro.

They're so shiny.

>> Um, all of them. You know, I ain't going

to mess with no little [ __ ] But

how much you bodies you got?

>> Two.

>> Two.

>> Oh. So, do you think size matters? Yeah.

>> [ __ ]

>> But why though? Cuz I'm like I've talked

to like porn stars.

>> I don't know for a living talk about

this. Oh my goodness.

>> I got you. I got you.

>> Uh-uh. This too much.

>> I got you, sir.

>> Thank you, assistant.

That might be a little too much. Oh,

okay. Or not.

>> Dang.

>> Of course. Cheers.

How many kids y'all want?

>> I want three. How many do you want?

>> Like eight.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> I'm just playing. Uh, probably two. I

want two boys.

>> Two boys. You can't really decide that.

>> Well, you really can. I think. But I

hope so.

>> Hell yeah. Can you rate me on a scale of

1 to 10? Just looks wise.

>> Probably like a eight.

>> [ __ ]

Thank you. Oh, I didn't mean to hit your

knee. I'm sorry. No, you up. But um

>> I give you like an eight and a half.

>> Thank you. What type of like

>> You ever been with an Indian?

>> No.

>> Hell yeah. It's definitely an experience

worth trying.

>> So you full Indian?

>> I'm Indian. I'm Pakistani Indian. Both

high five. Oh,

>> okay. That's different.

>> Yeah. Hell yeah. What about you? What's

your ethnicity?

>> I'm mixed. I'm black and white.

>> Oh, cool.

>> Yeah.

>> Hell yeah. So, who's

>> That's the question everybody asks.

>> Let me guess. I I could tell. If I'm

wrong, you could leave the room.

>> Okay.

>> Your mom is white.

Knew it.

>> Good job.

>> Hell yeah. I specialize in [ __ ] like

that.

>> But yeah. Um, you like playing the

sports. You be hooping.

>> Yeah. Hell yeah.

>> For real.

>> I hoop.

>> I'll bust your ass.

>> Huh?

>> I'll bust your ass. And

and

that wasn't too feminine.

>> I'm just being honest. Crazy.

>> I'll let you bust my ass.

>> But yeah. Um that's the only sport you

play.

>> Um ping pong. Tennis.

>> Pingpong.

>> Yo, get away from me, BRO. CUZ I'M LIKE

I'M BEING SO DEAD ASS AND I can't cuz

you laughing at me, bro.

>> Smile or laugh no more.

>> LIKE I'M I REALLY BE PLAYING PING PONG.

I WILL [ __ ] UP ANYONE in this room ping.

>> If Hey, look. If I laugh a smile any

anymore.

>> I ain't going to lie. I used to play

ping pong on iMessage.

>> For real?

>> Yeah.

>> Let me let me let's let me get your

number. Let's play some ping pong later.

>> Okay.

For real?

>> Yeah.

>> Do I know you?

>> Me? Yeah. I'm chilling.

>> Why you in my studio?

>> I'm chilling.

>> I'mma call you. You got my digits. Um

Oh, Milwauke. You're from Milwaukee.

Milwaukee.

>> Oh, same [ __ ] Hell yeah. You Giannis is

about to get traded.

>> Oh my gosh. Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Damn. They going to be ass without him

>> for real.

>> That sucks.

>> Speaking of ass. Actually, never mind.

Too soon. Um, hell yeah. This is a great

studio. What do you think?

>> I think it's pretty cool. You know,

>> I haven't been here like one time.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. What did your last

boyfriend not do that you needed?

Um,

give me money.

>> You're a gold digger.

>> No.

>> So, why do you want

>> I'm a gold scooper. I'm just

>> So, you pray on people.

>> Whoa.

>> I'm just kidding. I was just joking. I

was just joking.

>> There's truth to every joke.

I'm just josing. I'm just josing.

>> Joke? Wait, you said joining.

>> You throwing up.

>> Hey, what? Man, I'm laughing, bro.

>> Would you like some food?

>> You got some Chick-fil-A?

>> No.

>> Oh. Oh,

>> dude.

>> I'm just I'm just Hold on. I need some

assistance.

[ __ ]

>> What is a gold scooper?

>> You don't want to know.

>> Yo, Chad, what's a gold scooper?

>> What' I miss?

>> Hold on one second. Oh, wow. This looks

okay. [ __ ]

>> Get some [ __ ]

>> You looking it up.

>> Was just looking at Cherokee that ass. I

just saw it.

>> Damn right.

>> I just saw it.

Oh, Iggy's in the stream.

>> Oh, wow.

Nice. Um,

hell yeah. I'm glad to be friends.

>> Glad to be friends. I got to give you a

hug. I got to stop doing that. I got

that bad. I be trying to handshake

everybody.

>> I appreciate it. Hell yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Uh, I like your perfume.

>> Not for real. Smells good.

>> Why' you laugh at Rooney? What's funny?

>> Nah, I was looking at this text. No.

>> So, what are you doing later today?

>> Nothing. Just going back to my place,

chilling.

>> Do you live by yourself?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, cool. Cool. You don't You never

get lonely at night?

>> Um, no.

>> Okay,

that's great to know. Um,

>> he has a fake hairline.

>> NO.

>> THE [ __ ]

>> SORRY, I had to just say it.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> No. What the [ __ ]

>> You got so nervous you had to throw me

under the bus.

>> Damn right.

>> I'm sorry.

>> So, um, why did you ask me whose size

matter? Like, do you have like a shrimp

or something?

>> No, I don't have a shrimp. For an Indian

have a big dick. But

>> that door right there.

>> I don't WANT TO FIND OUT. I'M just

asking cuz he did like when I said that

he was like, "Why do you think size

matter?" Like,

>> if you could ask me my dick size, do you

shave your [ __ ]

>> Yeah, my [ __ ] like bald right now.

>> Bald?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. You're a bald eagle.

>> Yeah.

>> Nice. Cool. Cool. Cool. Do you like for

example like do you see?

Don't take this the wrong way, but like

you see the You see the beard his beard?

Like if that was in your [ __ ] would

you like it?

>> What the [ __ ]

>> No. No. No. No. No. Because we were

having this argu Oh my god. No. No. Not

like that.

>> NOT LIKE THAT.

>> OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Because we were

having this argument earlier. I didn't

[ __ ] What the [ __ ]

>> Let me explain.

>> Why would you?

>> I ain't going to lie. I know.

>> No, because we were having an argument.

>> What you like? Obviously,

>> what was the argument?

>> The argument was you we were talking

about your beard. I was like, "Why do

you have that beard?" And you're like,

"You use it to eat [ __ ] and shit." So,

I was just wondering if that's normal

for grow.

>> You must cuz you don't got no facial

hair

>> when you eating [ __ ]

>> No, I'm Indian. I could grow in like 5

days.

>> Oh, so you be shaving it out.

>> Yeah. Sorry. What were you saying? I

didn't mean to throw you under the bus.

>> But no, uh, the chat [ __ ] with you. Um,

>> no they don't.

>> No, they they [ __ ] with you.

>> They do?

>> Yeah.

>> They [ __ ] with you. I [ __ ] with you

personally, you know. Um, and I wouldn't

lie to your face like if I didn't

>> So, where you from? Like

>> I'm from Houston, Texas.

>> Oh, where you at?

>> I live in um Sugarland.

>> What about you?

>> So, you sweet.

>> Oh,

>> yeah. I drink a lot of what's that thing

called? Um, pineapple juice.

>> Oh, so you like clean?

>> Got to be. Period.

>> Are you more of a

Okay, I don't I'm trying to read you.

Are you like

>> Is she on that timing?

>> What timing?

>> Spit or swallow?

>> Why you asking them?

>> I don't know. I'm just asking.

>> You want them to spit or swallow? Cuz

you keep looking at them talking.

>> Look at her.

>> How you going to look at him and say

spit or swallow?

>> You talk to her, [ __ ]

>> What you mean if she on that timing?

>> And first of all, this too quick to be

asking.

>> My bad. I know. My bad. My bad. My bad.

But um

>> where do you where do you get your

groceries from?

>> Um

>> or favorite food

>> anywhere. Target HB.

>> Fire.

>> That's it. That's fire,

>> bro. Where do I get my groceries? Like

>> I'm just trying to I'm trying to

>> You running out of questions.

>> Nah, no.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Uh

>> hell yeah. What's your internet

provider?

>> Come on.

>> Sorry. Excuse my Hispanic friend over

here.

>> Um, but yeah. All right. Like real [ __ ]

Out of all the guys you've seen out

there in Houston, am I on the better

looking side?

Um,

yes.

What? You about to [ __ ] yourself? Why'd

you whip that face?

No. No. I'm dead ass. What face you

made?

>> She's like,

>> "Yes."

>> Did y'all see that chat?

>> Hey, I got a good question. What y'all

do on your spare time?

>> Um,

I just be chilling, you know, with my

people. Going places, getting drunk.

>> Getting drunk. Okay. So, you love

drinking?

>> Yeah.

>> With alcohol addiction?

>> I'm in my party stage cuz I'm young, you

know. I'm a um

>> How old are you?

>> I'm going to be funny.

>> What?

>> I just I just want to say that that that

grape juice that you were drinking over

there is great.

>> Yes, it is. Why would you

Yeah, that grape juice is hidden on

something. But how old is you? You look

about like

>> I got to go back to making my song.

>> What did you get? Huh?

>> Why the [ __ ] you just got quiet?

>> I don't know. Sorry, my friends are a

little awkward.

>> What's up? That's the problem.

>> Your friend,

>> let me know something. That's a problem.

>> [ __ ]

>> You ain't got a sugar coat?

>> Nah. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. I think, you know, at the end

of the day, um, no, never mind. Thank

god that didn't come out of my mouth.

Uh, um,

>> so how you feeling her so far, bro?

>> You know, it's great. It's great.

>> One out of 10. What you think?

>> You think she the one?

>> I am the one

>> potentially.

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> Okay. 100%.

>> For sure. Now, let me get some more.

>> But

>> you think you can take it to the next

level with her? You You see that?

>> Um,

>> yes or no?

based off what you, you know, got from

her.

>> Yeah.

>> Where your tags?

>> Where's my what?

>> Your tags?

>> My tats?

>> Tattoos?

>> Oh, I don't have any.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Yeah. I just leave the hair

>> cuz you're indie.

>> I mean, I think everyone could be hairy.

There's hairy Chinese people.

>> I'm I'm hairy on my arm.

>> Oh, yeah. You do have a bit hair of

hair. That's That's fire though.

>> Fire.

>> Oh, yeah. Well, I think um honestly it

was very nice to get to meet you.

>> Yes, it was nice getting to know you.

>> Uh feel free to to stay and have some

Doritos refreshments.

Um whatever you would like.

>> I don't like Doritos.

>> Okay.

>> Hell yeah. Much love.

>> Thank you.

>> How you feel?

>> I feel great. Yeah. Great.

>> Do you feel accomplished?

>> Bye.

>> Huh? Yeah. I feel great.

>> Yeah. Do you do this every day, bro?

What are you talking about?

>> You do this every day.

>> Can I have your microphone, madam?

>> Thank you.

>> Appreciate it. Have a great night.

>> She [ __ ] with me. Huh?

>> Yeah, but she started saying [ __ ] about

money and stuff.

>> You think she would You think she wanted

to ring your pockets?

>> Yeah. That's the type of girl you you

take her to the bed at night, she says,

"Now me 3,000." Huh? What' you say?

3,000.

>> That's the type of girl and she'll hold

your dick at you.

>> Wait, how much?

>> I'm telling you.

>> Are you paying that much?

>> Wait, no. This [ __ ] you pay 3,000?

>> No, I never paid for.

>> Why would you even say it that high?

>> Huh?

>> Huh?

>> YOU BEEN EXPLODING.

>> WHAT THE [ __ ]

>> YO, LET ME He paid 3,000. Yo, let me put

some [ __ ]

>> You think I pay for [ __ ] bro?

>> Bro, you just said the number. Why that

number though?

>> Because, bro, saw it on TikTok. No, you

ain't.

>> That was a great estimate.

>> Oh, no.

>> No one got caught. You idiot.

>> A chicken salad.

>> Can we hear that right quick? Let me

see. Let me see where we left off.

>> This [ __ ]

>> No one got exposed. You [ __ ] idiots.

>> Wait. No. No. Real talk. Why would you

say 3,000,

>> bro? Cuz that's [ __ ] bro. You

>> like you just spend that [ __ ] on bags.

At the end of the day, bro, we all pay

for [ __ ] somehow. No, let me explain.

Because you buy No, you buy a purse.

>> You buy an expensive dinner, a Uber, a

black truck.

>> Yeah.

>> Get a nice hotel room.

>> There's not one [ __ ] in this world at

0.00.

>> What if a [ __ ] pay you though?

>> Bro, has this happened to you?

>> Nah.

Get the [ __ ] out my face,