BREAKING: Trump is deploying Nuclear Weapons

Just when I think it can't get worse

today with Maxwell getting repositioned

to a minimum security prison, the market

turning to freaking crap because the

jobs data is BS and Mr. Too Late is

earning his title. Now I get a Reuters

headline that Donald Trump says he's

ordered two nuclear submarines to be

positioned in appropriate regions near

Russia.

Damn it, Trump. you were supposed to

come into office and and end the war

before you even came into office. Then

it was supposed to be within 24 hours of

entering office. Then it was supposed to

be Putin and I have great talks. We're

great. It's it's just taking a little

bit longer because Zalinsky doesn't say

thank you. Then it turns into

I was wrong. Putin's an He

keeps killing people. Then it turns into

we're going to have secondary tariffs on

Putin because we can't even tariff

Russia because we basically already took

everything away from Russia, kicked them

out of Swift Banking and whatever and

now Russia sells all their oil to China

and India. And so what happens then?

Well, then it's oh well well I was being

sarcastic about ending the war within 24

hours. That was just sarcasm. No, it

wasn't. You use that as part of a ploy

to get elected. Now, I might sound

anti-Trump right now because this is

and you should be too regarding

this. This is crazy. So, now it's

secondary tariffs, which is we're going

to tariff the crap out of the oil or

whatever exports you send to uh uh to to

China and India, you know, to fight the

Axis. And then it turns into don't

worry, the Axis is obliterated. We've

destroyed Iran's three nuclear

facilities. To which intelligence now

tells us maybe we destroyed one of the

three and only set back two of them a

mere few months because we don't

actually have bunker busting bombs that

could go deep enough for the new modern

facilities which is probably where they

move their 400 kg of highlyenriched

uranium at the same time as Iran is

still exporting weapons and drones and

rockets and missiles to the Houthis.

Sentcom just intercepted a bunch like

two weeks ago. They're still doing it.

But what did Donald Trump tell us as

well as Carolyn Levit? I mean, she may

as well I she's probably got pretty damn

red knees. Okay, those those knees I

don't even want to see those knees. But

Carolyn Levit,

Trump will be meeting and and talking to

the Iranians next week.

Next week never happened.

No good news with Iran.

Now even secondary tariffs aren't

getting Putin to budge.

So now secondary tariffs aren't good

enough. So Donald Trump is going to take

the nuclear wand. He's going to take the

nuclear pee pee and go like this. See

this Putin? See? See it? I got nukes in

your water. What do you say now? You

want me to go see it?

This is I'm sorry. I shouldn't

use the word, but like this is a pisser.

All of it so far.

And yeah, maybe I'm just pissy because

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It's just totally separate topic. And we

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But like, think about this for a moment.

We're told we're going to be negotiating

with Iran. We're not negotiating with

Iran. We're told we're going to solve

this problem with Russia. It's getting

worse. Now, Donald Trump is per Reuters

right here. I'll show it to you so you

know I'm not losing my mind. I'll show

you the headline.

Somebody's like, "You need to calm down.

You need to calm down. I ain't waving

around nuclear submarines into enemy

territory."

That's like apocalyptic right here.

Maybe if we had more people not calm,

we wouldn't have these problems.

Look at this.

Oh no, my cable's all screwed up. Now,

this is what you get because that's the

same thing we're getting with the

administration is a is a piece of crap

HDMI connection to reality. So, this is

what you're going to get. But there's

the headline. Trump orders nuclear

submarines move near Russia. I have

ordered two nuclear submarines to be

positioned in appropriate regions.

President Trump on Friday said he has

ordered two nuclear submarines to be

positioned in regions near Russia in

response to threats from Dimmitri

Medvidev. I have ordered two nuclear

submarines to be positioned in the

appropriate regions just in case these

foolish and inflammatory statements are

more than just that.

What the hell is going on?

I, as an American, have a right to be

pissed. And if you don't like the

attitude, unsubscribe. Although, you're

probably not subscribed anyway.

Uh, so

let's see if we could find it. 10

minutes ago.

Here it is. Based on the highly

provocative statements. And then here's

somebody talking about Upstart earnings,

donating $5. Well, I'm talking about

Russia.

Thank you for the $5. Based on the

highly provocative statements a former

president of Russia, Dmitri Medvidev,

come on. He was a puppet. Let's be real.

That was a puppet just to get Putin back

into office so he doesn't have to change

the term limit law, which then he ended

up doing anyway. He changed the term

limit law and now there's there are no

term limits for Putin. So you can have

Putin forever.

who is now deputy chairman of the

security council of the Russian

Federation. I have ordered two nuclear

submarines to be in position in the

appropriate regions just in case. That's

right. I'm waving my nuclear wand

just in case.

You know, you want to see the nuclear

wand. There is a leaked photo

of the nuclear wand and I'll put it on

screen as soon as I find it. It's just

really small.

There it is. There's your nuclear wand.

Oh, wait. Here. Let me get a closeup on

it.

There. There's your nuclear wand. To the

YouTube monetization gods, this is a man

wearing underwear with an index finger.

Just in case these foolish inflammatory

statements are more than just that

words are very important.

Okay.

Uh

let's see if I can get med vitri

medv

uh and can often lead to unintended

consequences. I hope this will not be

one of those instances. Thank you for

your attention. in this matter. You

realize that economic warfare often

leads to actual real warfare as well,

right?

It's crazy

for the rant. 5 Wait, is that pounds or

euro? Oh, those might be pounds. That's

those are pounds. Oh, damn. Five pounds.

Hold on. You got five pounds. You got my

attention

for the rant. Kevin, the subs distract

from the economy and the economy

distracts from the Epstein files. He's

clearly a genius.

All right. What does Medvidev have to

say?

Medvidev.

July 28th. Trump's playing ultimatum

game with Russia. 50 days or 10. He

should remember to making fun of sort of

like the extension of time frames. Uh,

okay.

What is this? Russia isn't Israel or

even Iran. Each new ultimatum is a

threat and step towards war.

Not between Russia and Ukraine, but with

the United States. Don't go down the

sleepy Joe road. Oh,

so now Trump's response is, I'm sending

nuclear submarines to you. Bro, come on.

All right, you know what I have to say

to this?

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