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HELLUVA BOSS - Loo Loo Land // S1: Episode 2

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0:04

[Music]

0:13

you get up

0:17

fear what troubles you my owlette

0:20

daddy daddy i had a dream

0:24

a really bad dream

0:28

a nightmare i was looking all over the

0:31

palace

0:32

and i couldn't find you anywhere

0:35

you weren't there there there via it's

0:38

okay you're okay

0:40

when you're scared and you don't know

0:43

where i am

0:44

you must remember no matter what happens

0:47

to me

0:48

i will never be far away from my special

0:51

little starfire it always seems more

0:56

quiet

0:58

in the dark

1:01

it always feels so stuck

1:05

how silence grows under the moon

1:13

gone so soon i used to

1:17

think that i was bold

1:21

i used to think love would be

1:25

fun now all my

1:28

stories have been told

1:32

except for one

1:34

[Music]

1:38

as the stars

1:40

[Music]

1:53

everything will be okay

1:58

and if the seven rings goes

2:09

[Music]

2:20

last

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goes to die

2:26

you can find me in the sky

2:31

upon the last day

2:36

and you will be

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[Music]

2:58

[Music]

3:02

is

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you want to [ __ ] this one too no

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of course not you are a goddamn

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embarrassment

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i'm not spending another moment looking

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at your pathetic

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imp sucking face

3:24

good morning octavia did you sleep well

3:28

my owlette a serious question

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[Music]

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what's that you're listening to this

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song is called my world is burning down

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around me

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it's by [ __ ] you dad it's a band

3:41

oh how charming

3:44

so you two done screaming for the day

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you know what i haven't done in a long

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long time i haven't taken you

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to your favorite place in all of hell

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why don't we go to lululand i'm not

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five anymore you always were so happy

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when i took you to lululand

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what do you say we go there again have a

4:10

day just the two of us

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i'd rather kill myself there we go

4:15

anything but staying in this house

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now i'll arrange our security security

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for a theme park

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we're rich and we're hot people

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want our money and our buddies our money

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maybe

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speak for yourself princess now i'm

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calling the only man who can

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what who can protect me us being part of

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the goesha family

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is rather valuable you know

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[Music]

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you're such a good boss yeah i really

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want you

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sir me too let's three-way

4:52

what why hello my big dick

5:00

language everyone i have a special

5:03

request

5:04

oh look i just had a chemical peel so

5:06

you'll have to find someone else's face

5:08

to plant that feathered ass

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it's for my daughter ah well make sure

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she washes it no

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no no no no i'm taking my daughter to

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lulu land and i was hoping you brave

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little imps would accompany us

5:21

we're assassins not bodyguards okay

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don't invite us to [ __ ] unless someone's

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gonna die

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i'll pay you pay me what honey

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done

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eminem get in here we're going to lulu

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land

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lululand

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[Music]

5:56

now remember this is work and work only

5:58

me and my crew are not here to satisfy

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your perverted bird needs all right

6:02

hey dad do we have to okay hold on right

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there sweetie if you tried [ __ ] my

6:07

little ass in that park i swear to you

6:10

are so cute when you are serious i'm

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literally gonna be sick

6:14

oh crumbs i knew today would be a lot

6:15

what do you need antioxidants ibuprofen

6:17

morphine that was

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figurative old man oh right

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but she said it was literal wow i

6:25

haven't been to this place since i was a

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dog

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it hasn't changed a bit oh

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look it's

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that is deeply upsetting oh come on

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it's fun you've never been here no

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theme parks always disturbed me

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especially the mascots

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well hey there ah i'm lulu

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welcome to lululand if y'all get hurt

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here just try and sue us

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look yeah it's lulu i have a question

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well

6:58

ask away little girlie is that true this

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park is just a really shameless spin-off

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of lucifer's far more popular lulu world

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no this place reeks of insecure

7:11

corporate shame

7:14

why don't we go check out the rides that

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chick's creepy huh yeah wait till her

7:18

dad tries to diddle your holes

7:19

what's that mean don't talk to me i know

7:22

you're a pervert under there

7:28

you really like this place huh i love

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this place

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my parents would bring me and my

7:33

siblings here when they could swing it

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money-wise yeah the prices do seem

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rather criminal

7:39

i mean that much for a novelty cup that

7:42

you use

7:42

one time cause it's lululu land

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listen to your home ox how about i take

7:49

the first watch while you two have a

7:51

little fun

7:52

we gotta do my favorite ride oh yeah

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which one

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[Music]

8:10

[Music]

8:19

[Music]

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you know it's quite thrilling to see you

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on the job glitzy

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save it [ __ ] i'm working you both need

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to get a room

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hey i am not a day hooker what i just

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said i'm not one prude

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oh look there you used to cry such

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tears of joy at this show

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[Music]

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[Music]

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oh blitzy i need my bodyguard please

9:17

to avoid lawsuits

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[Music]

9:34

is

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about a magical fantastic place

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hello hello step right up and win a

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thing

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oh look moxy

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oh you like that thing yes i don't

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really know what that thing is but i

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want that

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thing huh finally some

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thing i can handle okay

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one game please

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oh strike one little man but i

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hit it i don't know what to tell you

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buddy

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the target see it didn't go down

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so yeah no go bro

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[Music]

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the heavens wrong with this thing oh man

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a real shame i tell you

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[Applause]

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how delightful oh

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my what good aim you have blitzy oh

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i can't do this anymore

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octavia

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[Laughter]

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is that lit so my sensor

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i guess the kitties are still running

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away from you

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oh is silent now just like your audience

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always was when you don't show your lazy

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jokes here

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[ __ ] i make more money killing people

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than you do being a cheap-ass

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robo-rip-off of an overrated

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sell-out jester

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[Music]

11:34

someone salty real or not though people

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love

11:38

me does anybody love you

11:43

no but i'm really good with guns now

11:45

dance [ __ ]

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i say i say get your inconvenient

11:55

torches here

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wow man you're really starting to make

12:07

this

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sad you know if you suck you suck

12:12

guess you won't win your honey here a

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prank

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let me try

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oh look at that lucky shot baby

12:25

are you kidding me you you you charlatan

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hey uh get lost pipsqueak i'm talking to

12:32

the lady

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sir oh hey guys you should probably go

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uh

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make sure scola says okay i've got some

12:43

unfinished business to take care of

12:50

oh what a mouth

12:57

god dammit nathan you ruined another

13:00

bloody photo

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why were you even born octavia just

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leave me alone octavia

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[Music]

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um i think i'm supposed to be

13:17

bodyguarded right now

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[Music]

13:22

that's better where is blitzy he's my

13:25

knight in shining armor not you littler

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ones

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shut up being a fool

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what kind of fool the everything is now

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on fire kind

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[Music]

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of octavia

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i take it you up not having fun

13:51

i didn't even want to come here i'm

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sorry sweetie i

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i thought you loved it here when i was a

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kid and my parents didn't hate each

14:00

other

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my dad didn't float was a weird red

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[ __ ] the entire time

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i'm sorry via i'm sorry for everything

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happening right now i know it's a lot i

14:12

i should have listened

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i just want to go home but home doesn't

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even feel like home anymore

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you ruined it you need to understand

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your mother and i i just i felt

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she's always been i haven't been

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we weren't in i'm sorry i i don't have

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the words

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are you gonna run off with him and leave

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me behind

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go away where i can't find you

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what no no

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no never i'd never do that

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never i think it's time to leave this

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place

14:59

you were right you are too old for it

15:08

[Music]

15:10

anyway

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so what would you like to do now oh can

15:17

we go to stylish of coals

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they sell weird taxidermy there hmm okay

15:26

thanks dad you're okay sometimes

15:29

thank you via thank you

15:35

way to ruin another good thing sir worth

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it

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that [ __ ] toy clown had it

15:43

[Music]

15:52

coming

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[Music]

16:12

you

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