HELLUVA BOSS - Loo Loo Land // S1: Episode 2
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you get up
fear what troubles you my owlette
daddy daddy i had a dream
a really bad dream
a nightmare i was looking all over the
palace
and i couldn't find you anywhere
you weren't there there there via it's
okay you're okay
when you're scared and you don't know
where i am
you must remember no matter what happens
to me
i will never be far away from my special
little starfire it always seems more
quiet
in the dark
it always feels so stuck
how silence grows under the moon
gone so soon i used to
think that i was bold
i used to think love would be
fun now all my
stories have been told
except for one
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as the stars
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everything will be okay
and if the seven rings goes
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last
goes to die
you can find me in the sky
upon the last day
and you will be
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is
you want to [ __ ] this one too no
of course not you are a goddamn
embarrassment
i'm not spending another moment looking
at your pathetic
imp sucking face
good morning octavia did you sleep well
my owlette a serious question
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what's that you're listening to this
song is called my world is burning down
around me
it's by [ __ ] you dad it's a band
oh how charming
so you two done screaming for the day
you know what i haven't done in a long
long time i haven't taken you
to your favorite place in all of hell
why don't we go to lululand i'm not
five anymore you always were so happy
when i took you to lululand
what do you say we go there again have a
day just the two of us
i'd rather kill myself there we go
anything but staying in this house
now i'll arrange our security security
for a theme park
we're rich and we're hot people
want our money and our buddies our money
maybe
speak for yourself princess now i'm
calling the only man who can
what who can protect me us being part of
the goesha family
is rather valuable you know
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you're such a good boss yeah i really
want you
sir me too let's three-way
what why hello my big dick
language everyone i have a special
request
oh look i just had a chemical peel so
you'll have to find someone else's face
to plant that feathered ass
it's for my daughter ah well make sure
she washes it no
no no no no i'm taking my daughter to
lulu land and i was hoping you brave
little imps would accompany us
we're assassins not bodyguards okay
don't invite us to [ __ ] unless someone's
gonna die
i'll pay you pay me what honey
done
eminem get in here we're going to lulu
land
lululand
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now remember this is work and work only
me and my crew are not here to satisfy
your perverted bird needs all right
hey dad do we have to okay hold on right
there sweetie if you tried [ __ ] my
little ass in that park i swear to you
are so cute when you are serious i'm
literally gonna be sick
oh crumbs i knew today would be a lot
what do you need antioxidants ibuprofen
morphine that was
figurative old man oh right
but she said it was literal wow i
haven't been to this place since i was a
dog
it hasn't changed a bit oh
look it's
that is deeply upsetting oh come on
it's fun you've never been here no
theme parks always disturbed me
especially the mascots
well hey there ah i'm lulu
welcome to lululand if y'all get hurt
here just try and sue us
look yeah it's lulu i have a question
well
ask away little girlie is that true this
park is just a really shameless spin-off
of lucifer's far more popular lulu world
no this place reeks of insecure
corporate shame
why don't we go check out the rides that
chick's creepy huh yeah wait till her
dad tries to diddle your holes
what's that mean don't talk to me i know
you're a pervert under there
you really like this place huh i love
this place
my parents would bring me and my
siblings here when they could swing it
money-wise yeah the prices do seem
rather criminal
i mean that much for a novelty cup that
you use
one time cause it's lululu land
listen to your home ox how about i take
the first watch while you two have a
little fun
we gotta do my favorite ride oh yeah
which one
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you know it's quite thrilling to see you
on the job glitzy
save it [ __ ] i'm working you both need
to get a room
hey i am not a day hooker what i just
said i'm not one prude
oh look there you used to cry such
tears of joy at this show
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oh blitzy i need my bodyguard please
to avoid lawsuits
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is
about a magical fantastic place
hello hello step right up and win a
thing
oh look moxy
oh you like that thing yes i don't
really know what that thing is but i
want that
thing huh finally some
thing i can handle okay
one game please
oh strike one little man but i
hit it i don't know what to tell you
buddy
the target see it didn't go down
so yeah no go bro
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the heavens wrong with this thing oh man
a real shame i tell you
[Applause]
how delightful oh
my what good aim you have blitzy oh
i can't do this anymore
octavia
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is that lit so my sensor
i guess the kitties are still running
away from you
oh is silent now just like your audience
always was when you don't show your lazy
jokes here
[ __ ] i make more money killing people
than you do being a cheap-ass
robo-rip-off of an overrated
sell-out jester
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someone salty real or not though people
love
me does anybody love you
no but i'm really good with guns now
dance [ __ ]
i say i say get your inconvenient
torches here
wow man you're really starting to make
this
sad you know if you suck you suck
guess you won't win your honey here a
prank
let me try
oh look at that lucky shot baby
are you kidding me you you you charlatan
hey uh get lost pipsqueak i'm talking to
the lady
sir oh hey guys you should probably go
uh
make sure scola says okay i've got some
unfinished business to take care of
oh what a mouth
god dammit nathan you ruined another
bloody photo
why were you even born octavia just
leave me alone octavia
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um i think i'm supposed to be
bodyguarded right now
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that's better where is blitzy he's my
knight in shining armor not you littler
ones
shut up being a fool
what kind of fool the everything is now
on fire kind
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of octavia
i take it you up not having fun
i didn't even want to come here i'm
sorry sweetie i
i thought you loved it here when i was a
kid and my parents didn't hate each
other
my dad didn't float was a weird red
[ __ ] the entire time
i'm sorry via i'm sorry for everything
happening right now i know it's a lot i
i should have listened
i just want to go home but home doesn't
even feel like home anymore
you ruined it you need to understand
your mother and i i just i felt
she's always been i haven't been
we weren't in i'm sorry i i don't have
the words
are you gonna run off with him and leave
me behind
go away where i can't find you
what no no
no never i'd never do that
never i think it's time to leave this
place
you were right you are too old for it
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anyway
so what would you like to do now oh can
we go to stylish of coals
they sell weird taxidermy there hmm okay
thanks dad you're okay sometimes
thank you via thank you
way to ruin another good thing sir worth
it
that [ __ ] toy clown had it
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coming
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you
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