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This New Item is So Bad

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What if we got be sword into seal item

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into IIE? But you could I mean like

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maybe you could pickaxe into the but you

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get so little AD though. Cut down has

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the most value. Yeah, but I don't want

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that room page with cut down. Like I I

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want gathering storm and uh focus.

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Like I just want the max AD

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and then open with first strike and then

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proc the item and boom ba boom. Like in

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the season it's fun. The new items don't

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feel bad. No, but the issue is like I

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need hurricane, right? Like look at

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these fights and every fight hurricane.

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Imagine hurricane here. That's why I

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hate when they make new seal items uh

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and everybody's like, "Yo, the new seal

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item on Twitch." But like every time

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there's a fight, I'm just like, "Oh my

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god, I wish I had hurricane here."

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Cuz here I'm queuing and I'm like trying

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to line up my R

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and all that [ __ ]

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So like here I have to like walk like

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this. I'm trying to like line up to hit

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Saraka as well. I'm clicking the Saka

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instead trying to like maybe get an auto

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attack on Diana so I hit all of them,

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right?

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So

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yeah, but I just need a utility with the

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new items. That's all I need.

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Wait, does does Halo Blades have

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uncapped attack speed?

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I'll be right.

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>> So they

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>> Wow, guys. Me.

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I mean, to be fair, that me is playing

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[ __ ] I don't know why he's trying to

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trade Ferma.

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Really weird. But the issue with this

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build, they kind of recommended it, is

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that you would have to get B of sword on

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the first pack, which is already hard to

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do. So maybe pickaxe or something

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like pickax into the new item. Maybe

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didn't see where sack went

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a dead. Okay, every time somebody types

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this, why would AP Twitch be dead? I'm

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going to ask you this question.

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Why would AP Twitch be dead? Ew, a

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slingshot,

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>> brother. E,

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>> look at the farm shop.

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>> They haven't changed anything about AP

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Twitch.

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>> No nerfs. So why would A Twitch be dead?

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>> They are the plague.

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>> I'm coming.

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Okay, well that went great. Wait, what?

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Wait, wasn't that a bubble? Me. Oh my

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god. 650. Okay, it's saved. Okay, 650.

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Oh my god,

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why did he jump in? Wait, that's a kill.

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Oh, it's not a shotgun though, but it's

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an assist. I mean, assist. We take it.

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My dude, what my What is my

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>> Okay,

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it's a fed Riven, Yasu, and Zack. And

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I'm playing [ __ ] 80 Twitch.

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And I missed the cannon. And there's a

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sack.

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That's really bad.

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That is so bad.

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I'm so sad. Actually, I'm very sad.

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But why did it have to be Yasu Rivven

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and Zack though? Like all of this

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combined

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into one into a blob of sadness.

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Gon kind of hitting the bump still.

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Okay, Gwen.

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>> I mean, surely he has to kill one of

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them.

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You got this, Gwen. Like one person.

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Yes. Oh, go keep bubbling. Oh my god.

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Wait, if that gets us the dragon, we

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potentially start the game and it's

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great. Is Yasu here? We just need the

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dragon. That's all we need.

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But now I don't have my item.

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But like

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like really

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has he even cleared aing camp?

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Wow, that was so cool. He got to be on

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stream.

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That was that was awesome. And he's

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still in the bush. That's the funniest

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part.

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Uh, okay. First item acquired.

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And now we're going to Infinity Edge

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into LDR, I think. Yes, it's another

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angle of Kaka has to die. And then we're

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going to do insane damage.

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Yeah, maybe Halo Blades is just better

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for this.

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>> Okay, maybe like

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>> can catch off Kaisa here.

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Okay.

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I don't even know.

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>> Did it Did it do anything?

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>> I I don't know. Did I Did I do anything?

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I mean, they use all subs and they're

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five people bot lane, but

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>> I get the turret. At this point, you

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start getting so much gold.

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Your team destroyed a turret.

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>> Is this playable?

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Well,

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>> hello.

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>> Okay, let them pass.

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>> I don't know. I'm not feeling this item.

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I I don't know.

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Like, it it's it's kind of like you have

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a lot of

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>> It kind of looks like a lot of damage,

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but

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you do good damage. Yeah, but it's for

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three hits and then I have nothing. So,

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it's kind of just like you go halo

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blades, isn't it? Like we will see now

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infinity. So, now we will see.

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But you have to realize that half the

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damage is also Nami E with mandate.

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That's why after the Nami E runs out, my

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damage is really really lackluster as

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well, which is a bit sad.

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What's your ulti cool down? 60, but I

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also have this

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Level 14.

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>> This should be good, I think.

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>> Uh-huh.

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That guy got soing he got so

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outplayed.

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>> We needed to hit one spell on anyone and

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we would have killed them. One single

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spell.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah. I don't know if this is anything

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to have. Did you guys like it? I don't

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know if I like it.

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I don't know if I like this item.

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I mean, it's it's three hits,

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but like why would I not just go Halo

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Blades or something? It's just a three

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hit.

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Is this allowed?

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>> Oh my god, he actually stole it. It's

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winnable. Winnable. And we got bot into

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it.

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>> No, I know you do less crit damage with

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it, but like that's not the point. It's

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supposed to be like an early snowball

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item, but

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>> all

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>> like of course you do less with crits if

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it's supposed to be to snowball early

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game,

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but again, it's a very bad Do I have

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What crit do I have? I have 65. Am I

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just me? Am I not critting? Feel like

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none of my attacks almost crit.

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I feel like I I I never want to go the

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other item again after Giant Day exists.

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I just can't like Why would you ever go

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the other item?

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Okay, you guys do that and I push, I

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guess.

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>> I can't even reach you.

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You have slain an enemy

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>> or 20. Did anybody see the true damage?

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Was there any true damage?

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>> I wasn't paying attention. Or how does

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it work? Do I need to 100% crit?

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>> Well, at least they gang bs.

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Oh, he's just still alive.

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They're taking the hobbits to ice and

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god.

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>> Okay. Boom.

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>> Okay. To be fair. Okay. What? Never.

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>> No. My god. What?

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Okay.

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But if you win now, I don't get to try

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it. Oh my god. We're going to win,

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aren't we?

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But we're going to win.

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What if it don't end? What if it don't

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end?

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>> Wait, I can try. Go buff me. Gold key.

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>> 61. Was it 61 true damage per hit?

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61 true damage hit.

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Whoa.

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I was getting fisted, but

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yeah. Okay. I don't think I build an

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item again. Like, is it bad early game?

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No, it's not terrible bad, but

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I just don't see the value in the item

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after you have

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like when I have these items, I just

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don't want this item. The item was blaz.

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Yeah, but I just still don't want this

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item though. Try the PTA. But dude, I

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still just don't want the item.

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Oh, I have to quit that if it's bad.

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Yes, but that was the issue before

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because like like every time I have this

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item, I just want hurricane instead once

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I have three items. Like that's the

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issue with it. When I have these items,

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I just don't see the point in having

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this item. But as a fourth item, but you

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don't want this item late. You wanted

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early game to snowball a hab collector

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into that is pretty good. But why would

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you not just want hurricane over it?

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Yeah, I'm not playing axium back. I

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don't give a [ __ ] bro. I'm just not

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playing Axium. I'm just not going Axium

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Twitch. I've told you 15 times cuz you

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three shot.

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But you three shot anyway.

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Oh, what do you mean? Like the entire

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point of that build is to three shot.

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If you have infin Wait, what did you

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say? If you have

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uh collector IE,

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you don't need that. You don't need that

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seal item to to three-shot someone. Why

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would you need that item to three shot?

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You do that anyway with that build. Oh

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yeah, true. I mean, technically, yes,

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you could not quit all three times. That

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is true. But then like

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you do have 75% crit and I would still

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rather take hurricane. You almost get

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permi but I mean you can get permi in

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the rune anyway.

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Let me see how long ulti coolown does my

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item have in the other Twitch game I

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did. Uh okay my ulti without it has a 50

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seconds cool down.

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Right

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now, if I buy that item for 30 ulti,

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what does it what does it do? 45 seconds

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or what? 40. Not even 40.

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You You have perma ulti. Anyway,

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9.5k in a fight. I don't What was this

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fight even? I don't remember it.

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Oh, I ended this fight.

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Yeah, I wasted all.

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Then you can go bounty hunter. Why would

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you ever go bounty hunter on Twitch?

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There is not a single Twitch player that

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goes bounty hunter on Twitch. Like what?

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Not a single person.

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Imagine if this was 100% quit and not

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75.

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How many Axium pass the room page? Five

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gajillion billion.

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