Andrew Tate Won't Stop Crashing Out and Humiliating Himself

You think I'd miss out on a chance to be

stuck in the Middle East during a war?

That sounds like a epic story. Me, I'm

there. Come get me. No war or no food.

Dead policeman. I took his [ __ ] gun.

I'm held up for the finaling stand. I've

lived long enough anyway. I'm taking the

firsting plane back. Oh, let me run. Oh

my god, I'm so scared. I found a way

out. You're aing coward and you're going

to get what you deserve. Kill me. Kill

me. Don't give a [ __ ] All right, so

like usual, Andrew Tate is just losing

his [ __ ] because people are leaving

Dubai and it's getting bad publicity

after it was hit by some missiles and

drones from Iran. So now Tate and a

bunch of influencers are trying to help

them do PR and convince everyone it's

safe there, which is mostly just making

things worse and turning people away

even more. Like everyone's joking about

how these influencers are doing more to

hurt Dubai's reputation than any missile

attack ever could. like Ian Miles Chong

to prove how amazing Dubai's night life

is. He posted a video of him and his

friend at a nightclub. And he said, "The

place is alive. You can't beat this

city." But in the video, the guy he's

with looks like he's barely alive. I

mean, him and Ian look miserable. It's

just a sad scene, which people are

saying Ian's getting paid to post videos

like this, but if I were in charge over

there, I'd pay him not to post this.

Like, the missile attacks are better

publicity than this, you know? I think

I'd rather be dodging drones and

missiles than dodging Ian Miles Chong.

Like, people in Dubai should be more

concerned about an Ian Miles Chong jump

scare over a missile attack.

>> So, I'm sure that video will bring

everyone back to Dubai. Or maybe Andrew

Tate yelling at them will. It's so

funny. They just have the worst people

promoting Dubai. Tate has been posting

about it non-stop since the war broke

out and he's been going nuts over it. Of

course, he's trying to act like a

badass. At first, he was acting like he

was in Dubai during the strike, but he

wasn't, which he seemed kind of

disappointed about. So, to prove he's

still an alpha male who's fearless, he's

going to travel to Dubai. and he's going

off on everyone for leaving for being

cowards, which is rich coming from him

who just did a whole apology tour over

being at a nightclub when an

inappropriate song played. You know, he

is going around apologizing and

snitching on his friends. But now he's

trying to convince everyone he's still

the top G because he's going to go to

Dubai. Oh, the bombs are coming. The

bombs. Let me just give half of my money

away cuz I'm worried about a couple

little bombs. What [ __ ] are you want to

get rich or not? You're scared of some

little bomb for just catch it, bro. Wait

till I'm back. I I wish I was there

right now live streaming. I'm so mad

they've closed the airspace. I can't get

in. I just catch it like a baseball.

Just throw it away. Off. You buming me.

I ran. Get the out of here. Tell you

you're buming me. Someone said to me,

Andrew, what happens if you get there

and everything gets a whole bunch worse.

And my answer is this. Good. Good.

Because when it all goes down, I'm not

going to be sitting here outside

tweeting, "I'm so glad I ran away. I'm

so glad I peed my pants and I wasn't

there." NO, MY LIFE STORY IS I WAS

THERE. I WAS HELD UP IN THE [ __ ]

HOTEL SPRAYING MY AK AT THE [ __ ]

IRANIAN ARMY BEFORE I GOT HIT BY A

[ __ ] DRONE. THAT'S WHERE I WAS. I WAS

IN THE [ __ ] WAR CUZ THAT'S WHERE I

LIVED. I DIDN'T [ __ ] RUN. I WAS

THERE. SO, I HOPE IT GETS WORSE. I hope

we get [ __ ] STRANDED THERE. GIVE ME A

[ __ ] GUN.

>> SO, Tate and his crew decided to travel

to Dubai, but I think the airports are

closed. So, they had to go to Saudi

Arabia first, then do a road trip to the

UAE. And when they're in the airport

again, Tristan and Andrew started going

off about how everyone's being a baby

about the strikes and they need to

toughen up. And while they're saying

this and trying to act like tough guys,

they're being carted around the airport

like two old ladies with bad knees. You

know, these guys can't even walk through

an airport. And they're talking about

how people need to toughen up.

>> There's missiles. There's bombs. Why did

they become such a [ __ ] baby?

>> Sound like a baby missile.

>> [ __ ] baby. What do you What do you

think a missile could do? Kill you?

>> I'm going to my house.

>> I'm going to my [ __ ] house and no

one's going to stop me

to [ __ ] do what's the problem? No got

some biging problem.

>> Pissy pants. Pampers must make a

fortune. First world problems.

>> Few missiles. Jesus Christ.

>> Then once they got to Saudi Arabia, they

had to take a bus through the desert,

which they sounded more worried about

the bus ride than anything else.

>> Put the bags in here. Actually, no. Are

>> you the driver?

>> Yes.

>> Don't crash,

>> J.

>> We're good. We're good. It's in the bag.

Desert mountain bus to the bag.

>> Yeah. Bus desert mountains. No one's

ever died in a bus before. What could

possibly go wrong?

>> And Tate, of course, didn't handle the

bus trip very well. He started having a

meltdown because he's not used to

sluming it with the peasants. He didn't

realize how difficult it would be. It's

so funny. He's acting like they would

have this epic adventure where he's

dodging missiles and fighting his way

through the desert. But in reality, the

biggest thing they had to overcome was

they got stuck at a bus stop and Tate

threw a temper tantrum over it because

they're crossing the border and it's

taking a while and Tate got anxious

because he started to feel like he was a

peasant. So, he just started losing his

[ __ ] about how famous he is and how he's

used to find private and having

everybody wait on his command. So, this

trip was rough for him. I think he was

starting to regret it. Not because it

was dangerous, but because he wasn't

being pampered enough.

>> Why have we been stuck here for five

hours?

>> Because that's the nature of the game.

>> You know what? Genuinely, I forgot what

being a normal person is like. And when

you're a normal person, you need to have

patience. I forgot about that cuz, you

know, I get like straight on the jet,

straight off the jet. Mr. Tate, right to

the front, VIP. I totally forgot the

normal people have to wait for me.

>> Yeah. Lines and [ __ ]

>> Lines. You've been waiting all day,

>> waiting. How do you get anything done? I

don't have to wait for anything. They

give me what I want right away. They're

waiting for me. They treat me better

than they treat anyone else. All the

service, if a location has x amount of

service, all the service goes to me and

everyone else has to share a fraction of

my leftovers. They share the breadcrumbs

as I enjoy the feast of service because

I'm a globally renowned A-list

celebrity. But on this particular

adventure, I'm like a normal man. I'm

like a normal guy. I like it.

>> No, it's [ __ ] And I forgot how spoiled

I am. I cannot wait to get back to the

private jet terminal and then hand me a

cigar and say, "Mr. Take your jets ready

to get straight on the plane." Because

even the other people who fly private,

you're not a celebrity. You may have

money, you're not the top. I'm the most

loved man alive. So, it's like, I've got

the best human experience ever. I've got

the best life ever. Everyone loves me.

My life's fantastic. I live on t-bone

stakes. And now I'm being forced to

ingest a [ __ ] sandwich. The moral to

this story is that

sometimes it's good to go back to

remember and appreciate how far you've

come and how spoiled you are. But all

that, I don't want to go back. I don't

want to live like youing people. I don't

want to not be famous. The best thing

ever is to be rich and no one know who

you are. said the [ __ ] coward who's

afraid of a little bit of jail or a few

assassination attempts. No, everyone's

going to know who the I am and

everyone's going to know howing rich I

am. That's what I want. You know me. You

know my face. The police know me.

Everyone knows me. Random cops in random

GCC countries know me. I went to

Kazakhstan and we got [ __ ] mobbed.

Mobbed in Istanbul. I'm the most famous

man alive. Everyone [ __ ] knows me. I

don't want to go back. That's how I want

to stay. Give me my [ __ ] Pronto. Rich

as [ __ ] A-list Mr. Important. This

experience of going back to being one of

you is revolting.

>> So, this trip really hurt his ego. And I

think he might have been the one holding

everybody up because he also got

detained at one point because while

they're crossing the border, they had to

get off the bus and stand in line to go

through customs. But Tate thought he was

entitled to waiting on the bus for the

line to die down. But they thought it

was suspicious. So, they ended up

detaining him and questioning him, which

his response was, "Don't you know who I

am?" So, I'm eating crackers in some

kind of detention center thing. Everyone

was getting off the bus and finding

their suitcases. There was a huge line.

So, I just sat on the bus, ignored the

line, waiting for the entire line to go

down. I just sat on the bus. And because

I stayed on the bus when everyone else

was off the bus, they assumed I was

trying to avoid this check, swabbing

everything down, and they're questioning

me and going through my entire history.

I'm in some terrorist detention center

for some terrorist check. So, now I'm

detained, but I have crackers.

Welcome to the Middle East. I guess

tensions are high for some reason. I'm

like, "Do you know who I am?" One of the

guy goes, "No." The other guy goes,

"Yeah, I know you are." I'm like, "Then

why are you detaining me?" "Oh, but you

stayed on the bus. You're suspicious."

I'm like, "Bro, do you think I'm a

[ __ ] terrorist?"

Jesus Christ,

>> human traffick.

>> But they did finally make it to Dubai.

So now everyone there is safe from

attacks because the Tate brothers have

finally arrived and are going to fight

off all the missiles for them.

And as soon as they got there, the

airport started to open back up. So that

whole trip was kind of pointless. But at

least the Tates proved how fearless they

are. You know, it wasn't easy for

Andrew, but he managed to survive and

his fans are amazed by it. Like this

Tate fan account said despite the danger

Tate is on his way to Dubai fearless.

And it's funny because they say Dubai is

the safest place in the world while also

at the same time acting like it's a

complete war zone Tate is going into. So

hopefully Tate and Ian Miles Chong can

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