No man has ever said this...

No man has ever uttered the following

words.

Linda, you have a gorgeous body. I'm

unbelievably sexually drawn to you, but

you're not exhibiting the type of

elacrity to improve your GPA score. And

your lack of assertiveness in your

studies suggests that I'm not going to

have sex with you tonight. No man has

ever uttered those words. But a lot of

women meet a super hot guy at a club. He

opens his mouth and what comes out is

imbecility and suddenly the sex

opportunity has just shut down. So why

am I saying all this? There are some

traits that if men were to work on,

that's going to bring them more bang for

the buck.