AOC hilariously interrupted by snoring fiancé leaves TV host in stitches

All right, let's change pace now and

talk about this.

>> If you think that I don't understand

foreign policy because out of hours of

discourse about international affairs, I

paused to think about one of the most

sensitive geopolitical issues that

currently exist on Earth. I'm afraid the

issue is not my understanding, but

rather the problem is perhaps you've

gotten adjusted to a president that

never thinks before he speaks.

Rado, okay. Um, firstly, have you had a

couple of wines over the weekend there,

Alexandria? Taking a a couple of cues

from Carmela with the drunken raspy

voice. A few too many word salads

perhaps in Munich. Uh, secondly, the

snoring. The snoring in the background

is her partner. So, she's taken out the

phone. She's done a little Instagram

video. Partner is asleep in the

background snoring. You can't even hear

her because she's got a raspy voice. I

mean, does that scream to you, "I am a

foreign policy expert." No, it does not.

So, in that video, she attempted to try

and clarify that crippling and

debilitating brain freeze that she

suffered on the world stage last week.

And I'll give you a reminder of that

exact moment.

>> And should the US actually commit US

troops to defend Taiwan if China were to

move? Um, you know, I think that uh this

is such a uh you know, I I think that

>> Hello.

>> this is a um

this is of course a a very long-standing

um

policy of the United States. Uh and I

think what we are hoping for is that we

want to make sure that we never get to

that point and we want to make sure that

we are moving in all of our economic

research and our global positions to

avoid any such confrontation and for

that question to even arise.

>> Yeah. Um the lights are on but you're

not home are you AOC? So here we are a

week later. She's popped out of hiding,

whipped out the phone in bed, and is

blaming her public hallucination

on who else but Donald Trump. But

>> if you actually look at what Trump said

about this issue himself, he actually

had the same, if not a worse answer.

>> So ask yourself why

>> do you think

>> the issues turned to that? And I'm going

to tell you, it's because frankly, there

are very few people who are actually

willing to challenge the foreign policy

establishment that continues to send

people to war and bankrupt our country

for the rich. I

>> I'm sorry. I am so distracted by by that

snoring in the background. And Alex,

Alex, honey, uh let's not forget you

were asked a very very basic foreign

policy question. Uh but we didn't quite

get to see your intellectual prowess.

Why? Oh, of course. Of course. It's

because of Donald Trump. It is all

Donald Trump's fault that there's

nothing between AOC's temples. I mean,

is this seriously the woman the

Democrats maybe want to run for

president in the future? C can you

imagine her as the commanderin-chief? I

mean, is she going to do press

conferences from her bed, you know,

while while while the partner's having

asleep in the background? That is the

caliber of individual here. Now, there's

only one way to sum this up, and that's

in song. Dumb is ALC. No way. Not me.

Um,

>> you know, I think that uh ALC, she can't

explain it. She over complicated. When

ask Venezuela,

>> the map rotates.

>> She sounds like Camala Word Salad Part

Two.

>> We don't understand Bad Bunny. We don't

understand you.

>> She dumb as ALC. No way. Not me.

>> Yeah. Uh, download that. That needs to

be a global hit. Seriously. Now, look,

speaking of stupidity, ladies and

gentlemen, I present the Democrats.

powerful message that we can all agree

on. Say it with me. Are you ready? One,

two, THREE.

YEAH, that's right.

Yeah. Uh, terrific, isn't it? So, that

was Katie Porter, whose campaign for

California governor is in dire straits.

And I know you must be thinking, "Oh, no

way. How could she be in dire straits?"

Uh, now look, she's so dire herself that

she brought a little prop with her to

the California Democratic convention in

San Francisco, which read FT Trump

before she clearly had some sort of an

episode. And maybe she might need some

help for that. Because if you needed a

reminder of just how lovely this woman

is,

>> that we're going to lose more than half

a million Californians dying prematurely

to air pollution and other problems. and

the state could lose four.

Get out of my shot.

>> Tell you that that's actually incorrect.

It's not that it's electric vehicles.

It's that if we don't make the

commitments under the Paris climate

accord.

>> Okay. It does. Okay. You also were in my

shot before that.

>> Stay out of my shot.

>> Um, wow. That woman is all class. All

class. And then enter another California

governor Democrat candidate. This time

it's Eric Swell who was at the same cult

of personality event.

>> Your right hand if you think this

country and California are in TROUBLE

AND KEEP THEM up and raise your left

hand if it's the biggest trouble WE'VE

BEEN IN IN OUR LIFETIME.

THAT'S WHY I'm running for governor.

>> Yeah. And do the hokeyp pokey and turn

around while you got your arms up. I

mean, this is the same guy who once

penned a graphic sexch charged college

poem boasting of lovers kissing till

veins imploded and exploded with blood

rolling down our chins. The poem was

titled Hungover from Burgundy,

describing two partners meeting a top of

a hotel before having formless and

magnificent sex in a flurry of limbs and

nails with the narrator appearing to

relish being bitten. Where on earth are

the Democrats finding these candidates?

And on the topic of Trump derangement, I

now present the ladies of the view. And

this one comes with a trigger warning,

by the way. Meltdown Central incoming.

Whoopy Goldberg and Joy Beha are listed

in the Epstein files.

if they find enough evidence and really

good evidence because that list has a

lot of crazy names on it. And it's

almost like a way to muddy the water so

that you say, "Oh, well, you know, uh,

Whoopy's on the list, right? And so am

I, I think." Why? Because Wait, let me

finish this, please. We're on the list

because we were at a party or a wedding

or something that somebody might have

been. That's what I found out anyway.

>> Yeah. Um, uh, like a bunch of flapping

chickens laying eggs. I mean, did you

take a look at the sheer panic on Joyy's

face? Can somebody screenshot that and

frame it, please? And and I love how she

goes, "Um, yeah, we're listed. We're

listed, but only cuz we went to a party,

a wedding, maybe." Like, no biggie. I

mean, you could not have picked a better

bunch to be named on the files.

Especially Especially after they put so

much time and energy into calling for

their release.

>> Mine is this. Release the damn files and

release them now. Release everything.

>> If this does not implicate Donald Trump,

why wouldn't you say release everything?

They absolutely have to show us what

they're all hiding. If there's nothing

to hide, release it all.

>> But all of that information is out

there. Why not just put it to rest and

say, "Release the list."

>> Because, you know, they should just say,

"Listen, this is what this is what it

is,

>> Sunny. Release the list. Release it.

Release it." I this is truly incredible.

Okay, the bitter banshees have had a

life epiphany. Okay, it's gone from

bring down the house, destroy Donald

Trump, he's named on the files to

crickets. Crickets. And have a listen to

Joy.

>> I'm not guilty obviously, but these

other ones, how are you going to decide

who's really guilty and who's not? Very

tricky.

>> It's very tricky. I don't know, Epstein.

I'm not guilty.

Give the woman a Valium. And here's

Whoopi with her latest explanation.

>> Look, you know why my name is there?

Because someone was looking for a plane.

And that's what people do. They go to

all the people who have private planes

and saying, "Do you have one?"

>> And you didn't get on the plane.

>> I didn't get on the plane. I didn't know

they were looking for a plane. I had no

idea that the plane that I was supposed

to be on was no longer available. So So

I'm named in there like

>> Whoopy Goldberg is needs a plan. There

were a lot of people that

>> Marilyn Monroe was on the list.

>> There were plenty of people that were

that there named him

>> Elvis also. Okay, look, this is

priceless. Now, nobody is suggesting any

wrongdoing by any of them. But to see

karma and hypocrisy just slap them both

in the face like that. Oh, it's

delicious. And do you know who's been

vindicated out of all of this? Donald

Trump. And now he's released the files.

I mean, he's done what the Democrats did

not. and the viewer freaking out.

They're annoyed. They're annoyed because

they've got Trump derangement syndrome

infiltrating their veins. I mean,

they're truly paralyzed by it. And now,

well, they've got nothing to hang on

him, have they? Because they've been

named. And if that wasn't enough TDS for

one day, I have to end it on Gavin

Newsome, the Californian Kendall and

Botox extraordinaire. H he's out there

spreading panic and propaganda about the

SAVE Act. though this is the proof of

citizenship to vote. And Gavin says,

well, he simply cannot comply because

he's got no clue where his ID is.

>> And of course, we're not talking about

the other aspects of the Save Act that

go well beyond ID. And it goes to the

the I mean, which is also part of Jim

Crow, the history, and that is when it

comes to registration, you got to find

your birth certificate. If you know

where yours is, I have no clue where

mine is.

>> No. Um, let let's just get this right.

So Gavin is governor of California. So

he's in charge of a state. He might down

the track consider a tilt at the White

House, but the man can't quite find his

own birth certificate. Well, have you

checked your top drawer, Gavin? It might

be sitting beside your miracle hair

growth