When did you not just dodge a bullet, but evade a full on ballistic missile strike?

when did you not just dodge a bullet but

evade a full-on ballistic missile strike

I was traveling in Australia and stayed

with this dude for a week or two at

first he was the coolest guy but then I

quickly realized he was a terrible

alcoholic and a drug dealer that had

recently been in prison one night while

I was out he apparently got completely

hammered and was causing a scene at the

apartment complex so the police were

called I show up and see cop cars

everywhere I had enough and just booked

a flight for the next morning to see

another city I woke up in the morning

and quickly threw my clothes into my bag

and was about to leave without even

saying goodbye but I thought that was

pretty rude so I grabbed a pen and

started writing a little thank you note

to the guy for letting me stay while

writing the note he wakes up and comes

into the common room I do the whole oh

shoot sorry I didn't want to wake you

but I found a cheap flight leaving right

now he responds can I see your bag

really quick before you leave I think I

left something in there the dude

freaking took his stash of meth and put

it into my bag when the police showed up

the night before I just didn't notice it

in my rush to get packed and leave I was

literally about to go board an airplane

and I would have sat there like a

with the exact same excuse everyone else

uses saying it's not mine