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Marines and Soldiers Stalked by Creatures in the Woods

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when I enlisted in the Marine Corps it

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took me a while to get used to being in

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the military because some of the most

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mundane things that we did as part of

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the job well initially they seemed very

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strange to me one of those things was

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the idea of going to the field my first

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thought was that we were literally going

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to an actual field just setting up tents

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in an open grassy area and living

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outside for a few days but since there

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would be work involved it would be like

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camping with extra

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steps I guess that's not exactly wrong

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but we never had tents being Recon we

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spent the entire time doing patrols and

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just roughing it out in the jungle like

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mowgly and even if we did sleep in tents

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at times most people would pick nice

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safe dry spots to set up their tents

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when they go camping right the military

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doesn't do that well maybe the air force

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uh does because well they go camping at

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the Hilton but when I reached my first

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Duty station in Hawaii going to the

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field meant packing up a week's worth of

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food water fuel batteries our rifles all

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of our personal gear radios and so on

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and then we would drive in military

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vehicles in Convoy Fashion on the

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highway or hop on a helicopter and go

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from our base to one of several military

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training installations on the island

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most of which were covered in thick

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jungle

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going to the field therefore means

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something different depending on where

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any given unit is located in the world

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for instance Hawaii was often windy

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rainy and miserable at night but besides

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the centipedes there wasn't much animal

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life out there in the jungle that would

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bother you and and they do bite and

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they're very painful but other than that

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there wasn't really much out there going

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to the field on Camp Pendleton in

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California meant you might run into a

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rattlesnake or two uh and probably stick

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yourself with a few cacti when you're

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walking around out in the desert at

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night but the following two stories one

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from a marine conducting training in the

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mountains of Northern California and the

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other from a national Guardsman training

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in the Wisconsin Mountains east of the

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Mississippi

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River well I'm not sure I have any idea

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what they

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encountered especially as they

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indicate if it wasn't

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human

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this is the smoke pit and these are true

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stories submitted by fellow service

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members stories about encounters that

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they had with something that is

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collectively known as a pale

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crawler a

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rake Marine Corps Mountain Warfare

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training center Bridgeport California

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this story was emailed to me earlier

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this year by a young Marine whose name I

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have chosen to keep Anonymous mostly

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because he is still active duty and I

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don't want his command or anyone else to

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catch wind of this and berate him for

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sharing this bizarre story and

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associating his command with it or to

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otherwise draw any unwanted attention on

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him publicly he

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writes my name is corporal Oscar with

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the United States Marine Corps and I

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have a story I'd like to share with you

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from our platoon time in Bridgeport for

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Mountain training

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exercise a couple years ago from

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September to October our platoon Alpha 2

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of first CB combat Engineer Battalion

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went to Bridgeport for a joint exercise

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with our Victor unit

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21 before we got there we were briefed

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back on Camp Pendleton about things like

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high altitude pulmonary anemia and how

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the oxygen difference with the altitude

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could cause

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hallucinations we also heard other

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strange stories about the training area

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such as people sometimes waking up right

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as marine animal Packers Marines

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patrolling with horses and donkeys would

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unexpectedly walk through the middle of

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the patrol bases at night uh because the

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animal Packers course used the same

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training area anyway when we got to

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bridgeport's lower base camp we were

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given 2 days to acclimatize our bodies

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to the altitude in that time we explore

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the surrounding mountains and we may or

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may not have climbed up mountains we

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weren't supposed to and taken some cool

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pictures the strange activities though

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started around 2 weeks into

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Bridgeport we'd always make jokes about

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Skin Walkers coming by and grabbing Us

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in the middle of the

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night but something did actually show

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up yo Rambo you put your damn knife away

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going get these tarps up all right but

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one it's a bayonet and two you got to

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admit this thing is pretty damn cool

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look at this thing how much you pay for

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that thing anyway uh 250 damn bro

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seriously did they come with a Camaro

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and 29%

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financing whatever man this thing is

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awesome I mean it's a classic just help

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me get the damn tarps up will you all

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right all

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right

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one night during an operation we called

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the Cool

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C I'm not sure what it stands for

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probably combat operations something

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something we were at bridgeport's

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highest Landing Zone LZ owl we'd set up

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shelter with our tarps for the night I

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should mention this tree we hooked our

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tarps on was growing up against a large

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rock face I was a lance corpal at the

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time I had with me one other lance

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corporal engineer and Lance corpal Water

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Dog a water specialist and we used large

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rocks like small Boulders and wooden

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staks to anchor down our tarps to make a

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pyramid shape uh against the tree so one

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one end of the tarps was attached to the

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tree and it was like a lean to kind of

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built around the entire perimeter of

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this tree so any water would roll off

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and keep our gear and US dry underneath

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another thing of note the the water dog

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we had with us would often be messing

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around with his rifle because he had a

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bayonet with him and you know he'd stick

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it on the end of his rifle he liked

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playing with it he liked showing it off

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so once night came and the freezing snow

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started falling we went under our tarps

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and into our sleeping bags this was

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around 9:00

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p.m. I woke up around 10: p.m. to the

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sound of

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someone racking the charging handle of

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their weapon back

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it's dead quiet up there and we're

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supposed to be in a tactical environment

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so making unnecessary noises like that

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is going to piss somebody

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off so I look around and me and my other

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Engineers m4s were on the ground next to

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us and only the water dog's rifle was

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around the backside of the tree where

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only he could see Ito youw it was dark

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yeah and so I figure what's up it's this

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guy he must be screwing around with his

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bayonet again is that you so I asked him

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if that was him messing with his

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rifle me he gets up out of his sleeping

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bag and tells me that it wasn't

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him so now I'm thinking that someone

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maybe one of the Infantry guys that

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we're training with has snuck up to our

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patrol base and is messing with us so I

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pull out my Kar and I crawl out from

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under the tarps I'm I'm going to go

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threaten some poor guy who thinks he's

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going to scare us right but there was

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nobody else

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nearby what the hell hey Oscar yes

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Sergeant what the hell are you doing uh

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I I heard a noise did you hear like a

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rifle or something yeah is that you guys

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no Sergeant what's with the knife I came

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out cuz I thought it might be one of the

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Infantry guys or

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something yeah okay let me go ask the

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firewatch see if they're screwing

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around

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God so when I came out my sergeant he

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sees me coming up out of Arlene to and

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he walks up to me and asks me what the

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hell I'm doing you know standing there

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holding a knife and all and I asked if

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he had heard the noise that we did and

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he said that he did thinking it was one

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of us racking our rifles which I told

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him it wasn't so then he walks over to

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the nearby infantrymen on firewatch and

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he asks if he or his guys were screwing

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around with their rifles but that guy

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also knew nothing about it so our

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Sergeant comes back up and tells us that

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and says to just go back to sleep so I

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went back in my sleeping bag and I

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forget all about

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it next time I woke up was 6:00 a.m.

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rily but now our tarps are all on the

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ground like something had pulled them

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down off the

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tree and the small Boulders we use to

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hold them down they are nowhere to be

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found and the stakes same story

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gone so as we're trying to figure out

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what had happened with our tarps our

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Sergeant comes back up and tells

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us what he

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saw earlier that

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night he said he didn't mention it

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because he thought he was seeing things

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at the time but after he told us to go

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back to sleep and I had crawled back

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into my sleeping bag my sergeant said

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something caught his eye up at the top

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of the rock face behind

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us and so he looks up and he sees this

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bald naked human looking figure with

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shining eyes looking over from On Top of

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the Rock

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face and as soon as he spotted it he

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said he saw it duck away immediately

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thought you heard it on the roof my

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first thought was a video I'd seen uh of

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a of a guy who was filming his house

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because he thinks there's a skin walk or

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rake around his house and when he sees

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it on top of his roof as he's filming it

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as soon as he saw it this thing also

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ducks behind the house and

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disappears so again my sergeant thought

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he was just seeing things so he said he

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just went back to bed as well but now

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with the tarps being messed with I guess

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he thought he should tell us about

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it we don't know what it was maybe

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somebody was messing with us but I think

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we would have heard them moving around

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if it was a

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person whatever it was it was far more

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disciplined in silence than any

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infantryman or Marine that I've ever met

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I have a few pictures here as proof of

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our time in Bridgeport if

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necessary

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well brother I I don't know what your

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sergeant saw either but at least all it

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did was just mess with your gear at

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least it didn't steal any of it I mean

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imagine trying to explain that to cth uh

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what happened to your

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tarp um it was stolen by a rake uh-huh

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yeah but as horrible as this is to

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acknowledge and this is the reason that

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there's an episode for this and there

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will be at least at least another one or

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maybe two in future because of the

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amount of stories I have you are not the

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only person training out in the field to

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see something like this I've got several

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more of these encounter stories from

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here in the US and even a couple from

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some active soldiers I think one was a a

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British soldier and I think a German

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soldier training in

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Germany a hairless decrepit Bigfoot

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maybe uh a curious

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alien only God knows since it's not in

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any of the science books I've read but

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since you didn't mention having any

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theories about the source of the noise

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you heard which you and your sergeant

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both seem to identify as the charging

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handle on someone's M4 I did have one

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theory about that these things when they

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are cited are occasionally said to be

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excellent tree

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climbers and since the sound woke you up

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rather than you it's not as if you were

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sitting there listening and you heard it

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it it was a sound that woke you up I

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thought maybe what you took to be the

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sound of a charging handle which sounds

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like

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this might have otherwise been this

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sound which is the sound of a branch

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breaking the two noises seemed close

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enough to me that if your Sergeant's

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eyes weren't lying to him maybe this

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thing was up in the tree above you and

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it scrambled down when it's saw your

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sergeant or another Marine walking

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closer breaking a branch in its haste to

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get out of the

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tree whatever it was that's just one

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good reason that we still keep fire

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watch even when we're in

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training stay frosty out there

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guys Fort McCoy

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Wisconsin

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do this point all right ladies let's go

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let's go let's go hurry up and plot your

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points faster you get out there the

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faster you're going to get done unless

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you're not prior enlisted then there's

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not really much hope for you officer is

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notoriously bad at land this next story

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was submitted by a national Guardsman to

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the Phantoms and monsters website he

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writes I want to share an experience I

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had while training with my National

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Guard unit at for McCoy

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Wisconsin I moved from enlisted to

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officer via Roc and was attached to a

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unit in my perspective MOS while in the

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program I don't really want to give

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specifics on my service as the community

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is small enough to identify me to my

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peers in 2014 my platoon decided to

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conduct nighttime Land Navigation at

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Fort McCoy from 2030 to 0030 in the

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morning while the Army is typically all

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about Buddy pairs nightland navigation

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is is one of the few cases we get to do

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things solo because the whole point is

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to check that the individual Soldier is

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qualified to do it without help so I

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step off on my plotted route with my

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compass my map and headlamp in

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hand for those who do not know land naav

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involves finding these engineering

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Stakes these markers on a course by

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plotting their coordinates on a map and

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then walking from point to point using

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various map Reading techniques terrain

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Association

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and of course a

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compass at night this is typically done

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without light as much as possible when

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light is used your flashlight it's it's

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a red lens this minimizes the impact on

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our night vision ostensibly these

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methods also keep you concealed in a

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tactical environment you know if you

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were actually doing this in a in a real

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Combat scenario along with practicing

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noise discipline so it's all part of the

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training so I was moving through the

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woods while making a token effort to be

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difficult to spot or hear the Woodland I

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was in was part of a larger Forest

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system but was frequently traveled that

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night we had some 15 soldiers clomping

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around in the woods my source of light

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was a headlamp that toggled between a

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red and white light I had it set up

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initially so that the red light was the

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first light to turn on so you turn it on

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it's red you turn it off you turn it

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back on after a couple seconds it's

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still red because to cycle the white

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light I would have to turn it off twice

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so the if you've used a headlamp like

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this I don't need to explain it to you

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but for those that are not familiar when

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you cycle this headlamp it starts on

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solid white you turn it off you turn it

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back on immediately it changes to

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flashing white you turn it off

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immediately right back on solid red off

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again back on again flashing red and

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then off and then if you turn it back on

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it's back on solid white now I'm not

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telling you all this for nothing nothing

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but I'll explain shortly why that

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matters during my initial planning I saw

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that my sign points would take me to the

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other side of the Corson back good hour

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and a half distance at least as the crow

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flies bit longer to actually walk

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because the train goes up and down and

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you're in the woods at night you're

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Meandering around trees moving slowly

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trying not to gouge your eyes out on low

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hanging

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branches but the points I had were more

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or less in a straight line with one

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another so I was just going to hit each

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one as I walked out into the training

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area so I estimated maybe 2 and 1/2

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hours out and back I was just going to

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walk out hit all my points and then just

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walk back after I was done but I knew if

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I came back too early I might be given

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another set of points so I resolved to

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just walk out take a break for an hour

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once I was done if I had time and then

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Mosey on

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back the first half of this goes as

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planned I get my points without much

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trouble and and wind up sitting on a

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hillside at around it's maybe now 10: at

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night it's cloudy but the moon is full

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but it's windy so the clouds are

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intermittently blocking the illumination

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from the moon so I can see pretty well

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when the sky is clear but there is like

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no Alum when the cloud cover is is too

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heavy occasionally I see a red light

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bobbing in the distance below me a pair

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of my platoon members pass down uh on

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the hill in front of me using a white

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light to read their map and I startled

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them when I asked if they needed help

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cuz you know you're not supposed to be

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using your white light out there but by

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the end of my break I don't see any more

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Motion in my area most people had likely

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walked out and back they'd found all

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their points or they were too lost and

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ended up taking one of the roads to get

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back so I'm feeling pretty at one with

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my surroundings having sat in the same

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spot eating stale Skittles for a good

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long while there's owls hooting trees

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are swaying it's it was

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nice I Trot down this hill and I Ste

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through some brush and I'm now in a

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clearing where this Prairie Land

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intersects with Forest there are some

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dead trees in the area and one of them

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is split it's still standing and it's

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split halfway

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up at the top of this broken tree about

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15 ft up off the ground what I can make

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out a distinct head and shoulder

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silhouette against the clouds which were

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backlit by the moon there's enough light

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coming through that I can still make out

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this this silhouette of this person so I

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walk up to ask how the hell they got up

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there and if they're stuck and they need

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help when this

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Shadow

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twitches and I get the distinct

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impression it it's now turned toward

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me I stand there looking at it and maybe

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it's looking at me the situation

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definitely feels off but I I wasn't

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about to let a battle buddy Punk me so I

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asked if they needed a hand

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hey but mid

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sentence the Moonlight comes

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back and it's immediately clear to me

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that the thing on that tall stump was

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not a

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soldier this Moonlight Glimpse is the

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best look I get at the thing it looked

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like

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a a stretched out bald

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person its long arms are clutching the

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stump I I can't make out the face but it

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looks pinched and by that I I mean I

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couldn't see its eyes or

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mouth like they were very small and in

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the middle of the

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head it's skinny like it hasn't eaten

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but it's tall and obviously strong

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enough enough to have made such a

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vertical climb on his tree he was

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definitely looking at

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me probably was the whole time I was in

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the clearing maybe even since I came

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down the hill so I swear loudly and

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then it rapidly scurries down the

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trunk I flick my red light on and I

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catch it on all fours moving toward the

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brush line in the direction I'm heading

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and automatically I keep talking Ling

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the lamp to be in the white light that

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means it goes off then to flashing red

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then to back on then finally to White so

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in the flash as I scramble to get my

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damn headlamp working I see the thing at

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the Woodline but I think it's flipped

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itself around and is backing in to the

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tree line probably to keep its eyes on

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me and in the few seconds it takes for

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me to get to the white light it's

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gone

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I scann the tree line which is now

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silent when it moved there was a a

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scraping

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noise plus the Woodland brush was dense

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if it was still running I would hear

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it so I reason that it must have stopped

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moving and it must still be watching

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me so I I fumbled to get my knife out

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and I keep looking around the woods in

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front of

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me and after what felt like ages I start

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inching along a perpendicular path to my

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initial route of travel an angle that

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will link me up with the hard ball road

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that runs up and down the side of the

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training

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course and once on the road I figure I

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can just take that road back to where my

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platoon is

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parked my major problem is that the road

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is 10 minutes of walking from my current

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position and it's mostly

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Woodland that can't be helped I have to

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get out of this clearing first and my

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progress on that front is painfully slow

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because I'm just trying to keep my eyes

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on where this where I think this thing

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still is and the whole time I am

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fighting this kind

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of natural urge to just freeze in place

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and not

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move after Sid stepping about a good 10

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m I hear a corresponding rustling and I

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think I see

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movement that was enough to get me to

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just turn and bolt right into a down log

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which trips me I scramble back up to my

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feet and I look back to the Woodline

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where there is an audible

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commotion I Glimpse an emaciated leg and

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an ass moving back into the

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woods and at this point I am done with

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the whole situation but I don't want to

23:50

run again and keep tripping so I start

23:53

power walking to the road trying to look

23:57

as much as I can over my left shoulder

24:00

to see what this thing is

24:02

doing and over the movement of my own

24:04

kit I can hear it moving alongside me

24:08

parallel and as I near the end of the

24:10

clearing I think I hear it picking up

24:12

pace as if to cut me off before I enter

24:15

the tree

24:16

line I made the decision to Sprint and

24:19

when I enter the woods my path is clear

24:22

but I'm pretty sure I can still hear it

24:24

moving along with me in my my periphery

24:27

I don't stop I'm just running hard until

24:31

I hit that paved Road and I and I ate it

24:33

pretty hard a few times tripping over

24:35

stuff in the woods but I just kept

24:37

frantically getting back up and running

24:40

and once I'm on the road I just

24:42

ran

24:44

until I I couldn't hear it I didn't I

24:47

didn't think I could hear it

24:49

anymore so now I'm winded from this dead

24:52

out run for I don't know however many

24:55

minutes and from the middle of the road

24:58

I I had pretty good visibility so I

24:59

decided to walk and try to catch my

25:02

breath it's quiet for a while and then I

25:06

hear a a branch move about had to be

25:11

about 30 ft in the air from the woods on

25:14

the side of the road that I had just run

25:17

out

25:18

of I snap my gaze up and I see this

25:23

pale oval-shaped face this ovular face

25:27

half in Shadow peeking at me from around

25:31

the trunk of a tree way up on the tree I

25:36

took off again and I did not stop and

25:39

after what felt like way too long I

25:42

finally make it back I see the

25:43

headlights of our LM TVs and I checked

25:47

my watch and it was

25:51

12:15 what happened Cadet you get lost

25:53

out

25:55

there why are you you're covered in mud

25:58

did you fall down why are you out of

26:00

breath oh yeah I got

26:03

lost on my way

26:05

back I got lost you uh you going to be

26:09

okay I'm

26:18

fine I knew

26:20

better than to to tell them that I

26:24

saw what I saw a monster

26:29

basically in the years since drilling at

26:32

FMC I have never experienced anything

26:34

like that

26:36

again

26:37

McCoy does not have a history of

26:40

disappearances as far as I know neither

26:42

do the two closest towns Sparta and

26:46

Toma I've done nightland navigation

26:49

alone a few times since without

26:52

issue but this is less from Courage and

26:55

more from me just deciding to think that

26:58

you know maybe I just misinterpreted the

27:00

situation and what I was

27:03

seeing but then

27:05

again maybe the world is

27:09

weirder than I previously

27:25

thought now a story where a lieutenant

27:28

claims to understand Land Navigation and

27:31

says that he found all of his grid

27:33

points before everyone else that is a

27:36

story I would find questionable most

27:38

officers would still be out there

27:41

wandering around right now but since

27:43

this guy was a former enlisted soldier

27:45

who then transitioned to become an

27:47

officer his proficiency at Land

27:48

Navigation checks

27:50

out in all seriousness this is one of

27:53

those stories that gives me the heebie

27:55

jeebies just reading it I cannot imagine

27:59

the anxiety of actually living through

28:01

this

28:02

experience everything you read online

28:05

typically says that the existence of

28:07

these creatures is entirely fictional

28:09

these rakes or pale

28:12

crawlers that it's all just some sort of

28:14

creepy pasta that was invented in the

28:17

last couple decades so either these two

28:20

guys and everybody else are just pulling

28:23

our legs for a

28:25

laugh or there is something

28:28

weird skullking around the mountains and

28:32

forests as I said these are not the only

28:34

stories I've received so

28:36

far and quite

28:38

possibly these two are not even the most

28:41

terrifying if I was somebody living near

28:43

the woods I would keep my doors and

28:46

windows locked at

28:49

night and if you're out training in the

28:52

field don't fall asleep on

28:56

firewatch

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29:15

hey guys so don't have much to add as

29:17

far as additional comments on these

29:19

stories but because I poke so much fun

29:22

at the officers being bad at lnav I did

29:25

want to maybe justify that by by sharing

29:27

one of my own personal experiences with

29:29

this very common military Trope about

29:32

particularly lieutenants being bad at

29:34

Land Navigation so my six-man team my

29:37

Recon team we were in Guam we were

29:39

attached to the 31st Mew this was a

29:41

training mission that we were doing in

29:42

Guam we had been sent out into this

29:44

Godless jungle some of the nastiest

29:46

stuff I've ever walked through and our

29:48

whole objective was to get observation

29:51

and radio collection on an enemy a

29:53

location where there was enemy activity

29:55

it was like a weapons cach that were

29:56

building buildings they had role players

29:58

that were moving in and out and

30:00

ultimately it culminated with a high

30:02

value Target that was going to be on

30:03

site that we reported and then the raid

30:06

force was going to come in and kick the

30:07

doors in Kill Everybody snatch the bad

30:10

guy the whole thing so the 3 days go by

30:13

we send up all our reports The Raid

30:15

force is coming in our next objective is

30:17

to meet the raid Force at a rally point

30:19

cuz they're going to pick us up and

30:20

extract us that's our ride out so under

30:23

the cover of Darkness we moved to the

30:24

rally point and we're sitting in the

30:26

middle of this field dead tired waiting

30:28

for these guys to show up and several

30:31

hours go by and we don't know where they

30:33

are and after a while finally they do

30:36

show up and they drive right past us

30:39

just blow right past us and I knew they

30:42

were going in the wrong direction so

30:44

we're like what the hell's going on they

30:46

do have to turn around it was just the

30:47

most embarrassing thing to see because

30:49

these giant trucks are on this little

30:51

tiny dirt road with an embankment on

30:53

both sides so they have to do like this

30:54

350 point turn just to get all of these

30:58

I don't know maybe 10 trucks turned

31:00

around and then start moving in in the

31:01

other direction it was just really

31:03

clumsy so finally they come back to

31:05

where we are they stop to pick us up and

31:07

of course perfect timing as always here

31:09

comes this torrential wall of rain as

31:12

we're sprinting to the trucks to try to

31:13

stay we've been dry for 3 days we do not

31:15

want to get wet at the last second so we

31:18

clamber into the back of the 7even ton

31:20

throw our gear up we managed to stay dry

31:23

and now we're just chilling in the back

31:24

of this truck our mission is done but

31:27

the Convoy doesn't go anywhere and as

31:30

I'm sitting there dead tired I haven't

31:31

slept in two days I hear this kind of

31:34

fierce conversation going on outside the

31:36

tarp and it's it's a sergeant talking to

31:39

somebody else one of the other team

31:40

leaders or his ATL something like that

31:43

the lieutenant doesn't know where we are

31:44

was the gist of the conversation that I

31:46

was hearing and the next thing I heard

31:48

was a command being passed down the

31:49

whole line of trucks everybody out all

31:51

the Infantry guys were going to unload

31:53

get your kits on get your rifles ready

31:55

we're going to move to the raid site

31:56

from here here where we just stopped on

31:58

the road now I was the navigator for my

32:01

team I had studied this map very well I

32:03

was familiar with the training area we'

32:05

walked around it I knew where we were

32:08

and I knew where the enemy was and I

32:10

knew this was the worst possible place

32:12

to unload and move these guys cuz

32:13

there's like a kilometer of solid nasty

32:16

jungle when I say it was the worst

32:18

jungle I ever patrolled through it

32:19

wasn't the terrain everything was

32:21

covered in Thorns it was like an

32:23

acupuncture treatment just walking it

32:25

was horrible I was so worried about

32:27

getting my eyes poked out seriously and

32:29

the spiders I've never seen so many

32:32

spiders at night you can't see them but

32:34

the cobwebs like in my face the whole

32:37

time at the front of this Patrol and

32:39

then when daylight came it was like some

32:40

ungodly like the forest in Harry Potter

32:43

unbelievably terrifying amount of

32:45

spiders the Guam has like some really

32:47

bad problem with spiders apparently and

32:49

they're huge but anyway I knew that

32:51

these infantry guys there was a platoon

32:53

sized element plus going to move through

32:55

this jungle in any short amount of of

32:57

time no so I'm sitting there in the

32:59

truck kind of mulling this over as I

33:01

hear all these guys getting ready to

33:02

step off and this is one of the points

33:04

in my career where I can say something

33:08

save these guys a bunch of hassle or I

33:10

could just stay nice and comfortable in

33:11

the truck and warm well my conscience

33:14

got the better of me I hopped out of the

33:16

truck immediately got soaked walked up

33:18

to the front I'm asking guys up the line

33:19

like hey who can I talk to who's in

33:21

charge here who's the

33:22

Navigator I get pointed up to the very

33:24

front lead vehicle there's a lieutenant

33:26

and a sergeant looking over this map so

33:28

I go up to them and I just kind of

33:30

interject in their conversation excuse

33:31

me gentlemen and they're like oh yeah

33:34

who are you what do you want and I said

33:36

well I'm the navigator for the Recon

33:37

team my name is Sergeant lman um can I

33:41

are you guys planning on stepping off

33:42

from here and the Lieutenant's like yeah

33:45

so um I'm looking at this map here and

33:47

the enemy site is just North of us from

33:49

where we are so we're just going to

33:50

basically cut through this brush line

33:51

right here this wood line and and we'll

33:53

be on at the enemy in like 15 minutes

33:56

now he hasn't patrolled control through

33:57

this jungle I have it's going to take

33:58

like 3 hours so I tell them that and I

34:01

explain how horrible the jungle is and

34:02

the sergeant is now looking at me like

34:04

bro please help us tell us where to go

34:05

this man has no idea what he's doing so

34:08

I just say look if you guys just drive

34:10

straight down this road about half a

34:13

click and then take a left from there

34:15

and then another kilometer to the north

34:17

you are right on top of the enemy you do

34:19

not have to send your guys through this

34:21

ungodly

34:22

jungle Lieutenant looks at his Sergeant

34:25

his Sergeant seems to agree he looks at

34:27

me he's like okay yeah everybody load

34:29

back up they load everybody back up and

34:32

the sergeant asks me on offline he grabs

34:34

me he's like bro can you please sit in

34:36

the lead vehicle with the lieutenant and

34:38

tell the driver where to go so I go back

34:40

and I tell my team leader hey I'm going

34:42

to be sitting up in the lead truck for

34:43

the rest of this Mission I tell the

34:45

driver literally it was what I said it

34:47

just drive down the road there's a turn

34:49

coming up to the left and I say he just

34:50

take this left hand turn and the

34:52

driver's like cursing and muttering

34:53

under his breath he's like bro we passed

34:55

this thing three times and so we take

34:57

the left hand turn and sure enough they

34:59

stop just short of the enemy they unload

35:02

and never have to walk through any

35:03

jungle they just walk right up this nice

35:04

Road and hit the enemy guns blasting

35:07

people screaming end of story mission

35:09

accomplished so yeah I have more

35:13

experiences like that but that was one

35:15

of the funnier ones that came to mind

35:16

when I thought about uh lieutenants and

35:18

Land Navigation so thank you guys so

35:21

much for the support thank you for

35:22

watching uh thank you so much to my

35:24

patreon and YouTube channel members it

35:26

is the holiday season so God bless all

35:28

of you and your family stay safe if

35:30

you're traveling if you're having a

35:32

rough time this holiday season it's not

35:34

perfect for everyone so I just I do pray

35:36

that God will be with you no matter what

35:38

you are dealing with you will make it

35:39

through it and I will see you in the

35:42

next

35:50

episode

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