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Know how big a gangster you are based on your birth month. For example, if

you were born in January, you're a small-time neighborhood gangster. If you were born in

February, you're a neighborhood menace. And if you were born in March, you're a big-time

gangster in college or school. My friend, born in March, justifies himself, saying, 'Bro, we're

not small-time gangsters, we're notorious for our mischief.' I've been seeing so many podcast channels

on YouTube lately, so many that it's hard to count. Now, people go on YouTube

podcasts with half-baked knowledge, or rather, completely incomplete knowledge, and talk about anything. And why

do I say this? Look at how big a gangster you are. For example, January

means you're a small-time neighborhood gangster. Yes, bro, I was saying, Billu Blader was caught

in Parsojmarigali yesterday, and it's not his fault at all, bro, it's not his fault.

The poor guy just shot one person, and the police took him away. But the

police don't know that the poor guy was born in January, he's a small-time gangster.

Bro, it's not his fault.

These shooting incidents are happening with people born in September and October. A gangster wasn't

born in your house, this one was born in January, meaning he'll become

a thief when he grows up. Every father's dream is for

his son to become an engineer, a doctor. But these guys are telling you how

big a gangster your son will become.

And that too, based on your birth month. Chinese children have launched rockets made of

water, and Indian youth are busy figuring out how big a gangster they are based

on their birth month.

You'll get 18 rupees, what are you

doing, kid? Do you know that gangsters are born in

December? We'll send 18 lakh rupees to our bodyguard. Which bodyguard, kid? The gangster is

on the border,

our phone is being traced. The gangster is behind us. We've kept bodyguards in this

building. There are some people with birth dates who are going to be severely cursed

in 2026. And no matter how much they try to protect themselves, the curse won't

leave them. What's wrong with this guy, bro? What's wrong with this guy? I agree

that the evil eye exists, it's real, but people get the evil eye because of

their success, their beauty. I have neither. The evil eye is cast because of success,

because of beauty. But this guy is different. He's from Dholakpur University. According to this

guy, the evil eye is cast based on the date you were born. There's no

logic in this. My drunk friend makes more sense than this, who tells me that

smoking cigarettes is medicine to relieve stress. Everyone uses Instagram, but in 2026, I'm telling

you, I'm writing number 1 on your Instagram bio. Everyone should put that number, and

by writing this number, you'll create opportunities through your Instagram. If you want to change

your life, you have to change your Instagram bio, right? No, bro, hard work, discipline,

consistency, restless nights, nothing works. Bro, that's all talk. Whenever I think about it, my

friend always tells me, 'Bro, I don't have money today, you treat me. I'm poor.

Bro, I don't have money, my days are bad.' Bro, now I know why he

says that, because he has this secret code written on his Instagram bio. They say

that those who have become poor, they call themselves poor with such ease. Even misunderstandings

would run away from this guy, thinking he's more dangerous than us. My friend doesn't

even say such dangerous things after drinking two Advils at once. At most, he'll tell

Talwinder the same thing as Tony, but he doesn't even think such wrong thoughts. Let's

find out what kind of work your husband will do based on your birth month.

For example, January-born people's husbands will be drivers. Okay, January-born people will be drivers. Okay.

Let's find out what kind of work your husband will do based on your birth

month. For example, January-born people's husbands will be drivers, and February-born people will live off

your money. Well, February-born people won't do anything, they'll be housewives living off their wives'

money. Okay, uncle, if you know so much, then tell me which month's girl becomes

a thief. And I want to know who did this research because I don't have

much hope for the career of the person who did such dangerous research. Forget Brain

Road, you might as well prefer watching Sunil Pal's content, but keep this guy away

from my feed. Bro, he doesn't spread misinformation, this guy is misinformation himself. He's the

first person I'll be happy to hear on the radio because I only listen to

the radio once a year. At least then someone won't come to my feed and

tell me what your husband will do based on the month you were born. If

you like someone a lot, but they don't pay attention to you, don't love you,

repeatedly betray you, threaten to leave you, I'm telling you a trick. Whichever person you

apply this to will become your slave. It's 2026, and people are thinking about how

to advance the country with new innovations,

like the project to go to

the moon, and how to find cures for new pandemics like pollution and diseases quickly.

And on one hand, our knowledgeable youth, or rather, over-knowledgeable youth, are telling us how

to impress the other person, not by love, effort, caring, etc., but by tricks. People

remember their families saying, 'I proposed to my partner on a movie date,' 'I proposed

to my partner with a rose.' But what will the person who proposed after watching

this video say?

'I proposed with lemon and chili.' Did it work? If you really want to ruin

someone and want to destroy this person who is becoming very successful and is bothering

you, I'll

tell you a real method. First of all, don't do it, I'm not suggesting it,

no, no, don't do it, no, I'm not suggesting it, you don't have to do

it, but listen to the process, listen, listen to my process. This is like saying,

'No, bro, I'm not telling you to smoke cigarettes, bro, no, just try it once,

try it once, then don't smoke, but try it.' In 2023, I thought the country

would progress in the next 23 years, many innovations would happen, many people would mature.

But after seeing such a mess in 2026, I realized why China is so named,

because there are no tricks to ruin someone.

Bro, no, bro, China is just a name. Otherwise, they could tell us tricks to

ruin someone.

What your husband will do based on your birth month. Can anyone tell me that?

Technology has only come to India. China is just a name. First of all, how

do we know that smoking is harmful? It is said that a person should smoke

8 times a day. This is for health. Okay, whenever I think about it, why

does my

friend go for a smoke every 5 minutes? I mean, we've been lied to for

so many years that don't smoke, it causes cancer. But people don't know that 8

cigarettes a day are necessary, bro. Without them, life will feel empty because after that,

you won't be fit to live. Well, if 8 cigarettes a day are necessary, then

I'll call Dad and tell him to leave the milk and bread and bring two

packets of Advil and one packet of Gold

Flake on his way. The whole family will get together and stay healthy. An apple

a day keeps the doctor away. This guy, this is old news. A cigarette a

day keeps you away from yourself, bro. Now I've quit smoking, bro. Why? It feels

very harmful. Cigarettes, what's on top of the cigarette? Paper. What

is paper made of? Trees. And

what's inside? Tobacco leaves. Where do leaves come

from? Trees. If trees are our everything, how can

cigarettes be harmful, bro? 8 cigarettes a day are necessary for survival. By the way,

which cigarette is trending today? Let's go buy the fifth

one. Come on, let's see what your birth date says about you. For example, if

your birth dates are 2, 11, 20, 29, you will become a very wealthy person.

No, no, I don't want to know how rockets go to the moon. This high-tech

technology, new innovations, I don't want to know anything. I want to know how someone

will become something from this birth date, and whether it will definitely happen. What formula

is being used to derive all this? You will become a very wealthy person. 4,

13, 22, and 31. These people will become lucky. No, August 31st is my birth

date too, and this guy said I'm very lucky, but why don't I see that

luck myself? Where is that luck that this guy sees and I don't? I don't

study, I don't earn money. I even started YouTube, and he took it. And let

me tell you one more thing, my brother, our luck is bad. If your exams

are approaching, I'm going to tell you a trick, and you'll pass any exam 100%,

no one will be able to stop you. You'll be blessed with special grace. To

do this, you need 1 Rudraksha and 1 lemon. Bro, study. You won't pass by

taking lemon and chili to the exam, bro. If anyone benefits from this trick, it

will only be the lemon and chili seller, as their lemons and chilies will sell.

So, don't take videos like this and things like this seriously. And that's all for

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