Cartoons Characters Said What No One Else Dared To

So what? He's scared of love.

>> Everyone's scared of love, You

learned that in your 20s. It takes a

very rare, very powerful being to be

terrified of happiness.

>> Dumb.

>> You're dumb. That's why you're not

scared to be happy. The smarter you are,

the more you know. Happiness [music] is

a trap. It can't last forever.

>> Kino says war is a failure of

statecraft.

>> Your brother thinks he can talk you

through out of anything. He fancies

himself a fox among the wolves. But mark

me, child. If you want to last in this

world, you must learn to be both the fox

and the wolf.

>> Why aren't you working?

>> Cuz I don't feel like it.

>> Get back to work or I'll fire you.

>> Yeah, do it.

>> Excuse me?

>> I've wasted my whole life in a dead-end

job and I'm not wasting another second

working for you. So, go ahead and fire

me. about this crew, it's that we never

ever give up because we have something

that's stronger than fear, stronger than

even gravity, and that's hope.

>> Yeah.

>> Do you realize we're basically just like

zeros [music]

and ones floating around the universe

like tiny specks of dust? Like, doesn't

the very nature of [music] our existence

make you wonder if there's more to life

than this? Why would I wonder if there's

more to life when the life I got is

perfect?

>> How do you make a decision that's fair?

>> You can't. Someone always feels like

it's not fair to them. And the fairest

decisions, those are the ones where

everybody feels screwed.

>> I've never seen that before in my story

books.

>> Life's full of stuff you've never seen

before. Uh-oh. Look, you just got to go

with your guts, son. You'll do fine.

>> Huh? War is where the young and stupid

are tricked by the old and bitter into

killing each other. I was very young and

very angry.

Maybe that is no excuse.

>> Really? You're going to pull that move?

I guided your entire civilization. Your

people have a holiday named Rick's

Giving. They teach kids about me in

school.

>> I dropped out of school. It's not a

place for smart people.

>> Oh snap. Listen, Humpty, I'm sorry. I

hurt you. But do not take it out on

[music] these people. You are better

than this. No, I'm not. Oh, come on. I

know the real Humpty. The way you saw

the world, [music] the inventor, the

dreamer. What happened to that guy?

I think it's too late. It is never too

late to do the right thing.

>> Not that I'm worried, but what if the

chameleon knows we're coming? She could

be anywhere. Anyone. Lee, would you

please show a little backbone?

>> I'm sorry, but bravery was never really

my special.

>> You don't have to be brave. You just

have to act brave.

>> Act brave.

>> I think you invented a little lesson for

me along the way. Living without

consequences is great, but then I

started wondering, what am I living for?

What am I building? If I'm always

looking back, I'm never looking ahead.

And then it hit me. We are who we

[music] are because of consequences. You

can't live without consequences. You

know, you feel me,

>> honey. You're growing up right before my

eyes, spreading your wings and soaring

like a sparrow.

>> I feel more like a fallen Pidgey.

>> I won't let you talk about yourself that

way. Just be confident. You can do

anything that you set your mind to. Do

you understand?

>> I thought once like you, but the sword

is only a tool. What power has it

compared to the hand that wields it?

Evil is clever, and deception is its

most powerful weapon. Let the sword

guide [music] you to your fate, but let

your mind set free the path to your

destiny.

>> I'm proud of you. Always have been.

>> I'm sorry. I This is the only way to

protect the others.

>> Father,

you've got a good heart. Don't ever lose

it. No matter how the world tries to

break you,

protect the family.

>> But the next time it didn't. I mean, it

[music] sort of worked, but then it

didn't. I I don't know why.

>> Then maybe you never really understood

it the first time. People think science

is here, but it is [music] also here.

There is one thing I wish I could

change. However,

I wish I could cry properly.

I squeeze and squeeze, but nothing

comes out. I cry when I cut onions, but

this does not count.

>> Happiness isn't something you put

inside. It's already there. Sometimes

you just need someone to help you find

it.

>> Can I really be happy?

>> I want to be happy and me.

>> Sign me up.

>> But what about me?

>> What about me?

>> Do you really think I can be happy?

>> Of course. It's inside you. It's inside

of all of us.

>> And I don't think it.

>> I feel it.

>> Yeah. anyone [music] can cook. But I

realize only now do I truly [music]

understand what he meant.

Not everyone can become a great [music]

artist. But a great artist can come from

anywhere. We can't always fight nature,

John.

We can't fight change.

Can't fight gravity.

We [music] can't fight nothing.

My whole life, all I ever did was fight.

>> Then give up, Dutch.

>> But I can't give up neither. If I can't

fight my own nature,

that's a paradox, John. Let's say you

meet the love of your life. Well, it's

still going to end. It's inevitable.

Whether by the slow pull of a disease or

the shock of loose footing on a hiking

trail. Whether it be the corrosion of

two personalities that reshape each

other until they're incompatible. Or

maybe the [music] old stranger in a bar

who says the things that need to be said

to that person that night. The point is

happiness always ends. [music] Best case

scenario, think about this. Best case is

that you die at [music] the same time.

>> Look, do you love to sing? I mean, do

you really love it?

>> Of course I do.

>> Then [music] you face this head on,

Mina. Look, it's like my dad always

said, don't let fear stop you from doing

the thing you love.

>> Uh, okay, I'll do it.

>> Great. Come on, guys. Is a turbo to want

a friend or a medal or a piece of pie

every once in a while? Does it turbo to

want more out of life?

>> Yes, [groaning]

>> Ralph. Ralph, we get it. But we can't

change who we are. And the sooner you

accept that, the better off your game

and your life will be.

>> It's not a graduation. He is moving from

the fourth grade to the fifth grade.

>> It's a ceremony.

>> It's psychotic. They keep creating new

ways to celebrate mediocrity. But if

someone is genuinely exceptional,

>> this is not about you, Bob. This is

about Dash.

>> You want to do something for Dash? Then

let him actually compete. Let him

>> No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I have a

[music] gig tonight. I can't die now.

>> Well, I really don't think you have a

lot to say about this.

>> Yes. Yes, I do. I'm not dying the very

day I got my shot. I'm [music] due.

Heck, I'm overdue. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I I'm

out of here.

>> I died.

>> This can't happen. I'm not dying today.

Not when my life just started. What was

that? Wait. I'm not finished. I got to

get back. I don't want to die. I'm not

done.

>> I'm not done.

>> Run. Why aren't you running?

>> The universe is basically an animal and

grazes on the ordinary. Creates infinite

idiots just to eat them. Not unlike your

friend Timmy.

>> Tommy.

>> Yeah. Hardly matters now, sweetie. You

know, smart people get a chance to climb

on top, take reality for a ride, but

it'll never stop trying to throw you.

And eventually, it will. There's no

other way off.

>> Life tends to work out. You just got to

learn how to coast. That's what [music]

I'm doing, and I'm having a great time.

>> No, Riby, don't you see? If you don't

study, you're going to fail, and you'll

never turn into someone better. You're

still making the same mistakes as back

home. Do you really want to have flown

halfway around the world only to find

out you're always going to be the same

no matter where you go?

You know what? Guys, don't worry. I'll

go get it.

>> Uh, what? No, no, no, no, no.

>> Dad, it's okay. I've got this.

>> No, you don't got this.

>> But just because you're scared of

everything in the world doesn't mean I

have to be.

>> I'm the one who threw that bottle. I was

going to tell her, but then she started

talking all crazy. She said she'd never

forgive me, and I I didn't know.

>> Hey, it's okay. People make mistakes.

It's all part of growing up and you

never really stop growing.

>> Although Max found solace in Mary, he

still found the rest of the world

bewildering and he couldn't understand

why he was seen as the odd one while

everyone else was considered normal.

>> Look it up.

>> You look it up. You You don't even know

what it means.

>> That's because losers [music] look stuff

up while the rest of us are carping all

them DMs.

>> Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is

to risk it all. Otherwise, you're just

an inert chunk of randomly assembled

molecules drifting wherever the universe

blows you. Oh, I'm

>> scared.

>> Sure you do. But, but you know how to

get over that, right? [music]

>> Uh, no.

>> You just start singing. Do what you

love. Then you'll be great cuz you won't

be afraid anymore because you'll

actually be doing it, right?

>> Uh,

>> number one, I find the world very

confusing and chaotic because my mind is

very literal and logical.

Two, I have trouble understanding the

[music] expressions on people's faces.

>> It was our first real invention. It's

the one that started it all.

>> How we? So, if I go back now, then this

will be [music] my future.

>> Well, that depends on you. Nothing is

set in stone. You got to make the right

[music] choices and keep moving forward.

Dad, I feel like I've spent my life

pretending you're a great guy [music]

and trying to be like you. And the ugly

truth has always been

>> that I'm not that great a guy and you're

exactly like me.

>> Am I evil?

>> Worse, you're smart. When you know

nothing matters, the universe is yours.

And I've never met a universe that was

into it.

>> So we can finish this crazy wonderful

adventure. And we are going to show them

that when danger strikes, you do not run

from it. You take a stand.

But she rebuffed [music] my affections

and then I got thrown in jail.

>> Felix, pull yourself together.

>> No. Ralph, you don't know what it's like

[music] to be rejected and treated like

a criminal.

>> Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.

>> It is,

>> which is why I ran off. Tried to be a

good guy, but I'm not. Just a bad guy.

>> Doctors will find no remaining signs of

his cancer. Some called it a miracle.

And

>> maybe there are forces in this universe

we don't understand.

>> But I still believe we make our own

miracles.

>> This is my [music] band. I decide who

plays.

>> And if you don't go with me, you'll be

making the biggest mistake of your

career.

>> Oh yeah? Why is that?

>> My only purpose on this [music] planet

is to play. It's what I was meant to do

and nothing's going to stop me. out of

your head, Frank. The only thing we can

do is learn from what's behind [music]

us and use it to face what's ahead.

>> Yeah, we had a pretty good run as bad

guys, but sometimes you got to give up

the thing you know in order to [music]

find something better.

>> So, here we are.

>> You guys, your real strength comes from

being the best you you can be. So, who

are you? What are you good at?

>> What do you love? What makes you you?

>> Well, well, how's the global domination

coming along? Come on, Johan. Tell them

to stop breaking the rules and play the

right way. [laughter]

>> The big secret [music] to breaking the

rules is to make it look as though

you're following them.

>> You know, but you don't know. When

people look up to you, you don't get to

be selfish.

>> You say run, they run. You say swim,

they dive in. You say light a fire, they

show up with oil. But whatever happens,

it's on you.

>> Just do it. Go on. I know you can do it,

buddy. But I don't.

>> Listen. Simone, don't believe in

yourself.

>> Huh? Believe in me. Believe in the

commun who believes in you.

>> We're not our bodies. We're the

decisions we make, the lives we change,

[music] the the people we love

or who love us.

>> And when I'm old and I've had my fun,

I'll sell my inventions so that everyone

can be superheroes. Everyone can be

super. And when everyone's super,

[laughter]

no one will be.

>> And I think why do you have to be so

bad? Why can't you be more like good

guy? Then I have [music] moment of

clarity. If Zanke is good guy, who will

crush man's skull like Sparrow's egg

between thighs? And I say Zangief, you

are bad guy. But this does not mean

you're [music] bad guy.

You know,

extraordinary things only happen to

extraordinary people.

Maybe it's a sign

that you've got an extraordinary

destiny.

Something something greater than you

could have imagined.

>> Oh my god, my friend Tammy's marrying

bird person.

>> What the hell is a bird person?

>> He's Rick's best friend.

>> Let's not get carried away more than

>> Would you like to RSVP or send a gift?

>> No. Weddings are basically funerals with

cake. If I wanted to watch someone throw

their life away, I'd hang out with

Cherry all day.

>> Affirmative.

>> Yes. Yes, I'm evolving.

That's why Professor Ivo made me. These

past months, I have amassed so much

knowledge. And yet, I remain confused,

empty. What am I evolving into? What is

my purpose? I must know. Tell me.

>> You ever think about the universe, Mr.

Trout? What if our world is just like

[music] a tiny speck?

>> A tiny little speck.

>> And there are giants looking down on us.

>> And every time we move,

>> it's actually them [music] moving us.

>> Never mind what this person you don't

even know said, "Do you think you're

good enough?"

>> Of course.

>> Then you must fight for what you believe

in. Guts, stamina, faith. These [music]

are the things you need now. And without

them, well, maybe that scout was right.

Maybe you're not good enough,

>> Dad. I'm out of excuses to not be who I

am. So, [music] who am I? What do I do?

>> My advice? Take off. Put a saddle on

your universe. Let it kick itself out.

>> Senor de la Cruz, what did it take for

you to seize your moment?

>> I had to have faith in my dream. No one

was going to hand it to me. It was up to

me [music] to reach for that dream, grab

it tight, and make it come true.

>> You see, when you take life, you live in

fear because deep down, you know that

someday your life will be taken as well.

We all have to [music] reap what we sow,

Omega. There's no way of avoiding that.

When you harm others, you're [music]

really only harming yourself.

It's simple. If you want good things to

happen in your life, you have to be

good,

>> right,

>> guys? Come on. Life's like a car chase.

You know what I mean? There's there's

going to be bumps in the road, but when

has that ever stopped us?

>> It's not enough to give [music] people

what they need to survive. You have to

give them what they need to live.

>> The gamers could love her.

>> And [music] if they don't, I know it's

tough, but heroes have to make the tough

choices, don't they?

>> I'm looking around this place and I'm

starting to work up some anxiety about

this whole thing.

>> All right. All right. Calm down. Listen

to me, [music] Morty. I know that new

situations can be intimidating. You're

looking around and it's all scary and

different, [music] but you know, meeting

them head-on, charging right into them

like a bull. That's how we grow as

people. I'm no stranger to scary

situations. I deal with them all the

time.

>> You're right. We do have a lot in

common. The same, the same air, the same

scar.

>> Maybe if we started looking at what's

[music] the same instead of always

looking at what's different. Well, who

knows?

I know you think it might be too late

for a bunch of cheats, thieves, and

cutthroats like [music] us to change our

ways, but a good friend once told me,

"It's never too late to do [music] the

right thing." My new life is nothing

like the one I pictured.

It's better. Things don't always go as

planned. Of course, unless, well, you

planned for them.

>> Yeah, sure. It was kind of predictable,

but still I I never really knew what

might happen in a race.

And it's that it's that feeling, that

not knowing what's coming next feeling.

That's the stuff that that feels like

[music] life to me. And if I'm not a

racer, Ralph, what am I?

>> All I wanted was to help you.

>> I only wanted to help. And what did you

say to me?

>> Fly home, buddy. I work alone. It tore

me apart. [music] But I learned an

important lesson. You can't count on

anyone, especially your heroes.

>> I was wrong to treat you that way.

>> I'm sorry.

>> See, now you respect me because I'm a

threat. That's the way it works.

>> Well, let's try and be happy for Leo.

He's doing what he wanted most.

>> But we never even got to thank him.

>> That's life, gang. Life gets [music]

more difficult the older we get.

It's called growing up.

>> I just wish there had been another way.

>> Third rule of the streets.

>> Third rule. Some would say [music] it's

the most important. No one is interested

in your feelings.

>> But my father, he will never give his

permission.

>> I am done asking permission. When you

see your moment, you mustn't let it pass

you by. You must seize it.

>> The kid's a natural.

And the players love her. Glitch [music]

and all, just like I knew they would.

Turns out I don't need a metal to tell

me I'm a good guy.

Cuz if that little kid likes me, how bad

can I be? Humans were endlessly

illogical.

Why did they throw out food when they

were [music] children starving in India?

Why did they clear the rainforests when

they needed the oxygen?

And why did they create bus timets when

they never [music] ran on time?

He agreed with his favorite physicist

that there are only two things infinite.

The universe and man's stupidity.

>> It's just I got to say it becomes kind

of hard to love your job when no one

seems to like you for doing it.