Responsive TUIs aren't hard

Can we just talk about this for one

second?

When did anthropic engineering figure

out how to do responsive two? This is

wild. How

Five 4 3 two Oh, dang.

What is it? Uh, we'll go row.

columns.

How does that sound? Is that Is that

pretty good? Is that Is that what we

want?

Let's just see what happens. Uh

make a resi uh on resize function. I

don't know if that's even I don't even

know if that's an event. I don't even

think that's an event in node or in bun.

But let's just do let's just see what

happens because I already know what I

would do.

I know how I would implement this.

But it is very interesting to see if

this actually exists.

All right, while we wait for that

function center uh text

uh text uh term uh

uh type uh term is just going to be this

uh what is it? By the way, my uh my my

uh indenting has broken. Okay, guys. It

is I I I just just reinstalled um Yeah,

my my indenting is broken. It sucks.

Okay,

so just deal with it.

Uh print uh let's see uses S. Let's see.

Uh how how should we do this? Um clear

screen with an

put text into center of screen.

There we go. Bada bing, bada boom. Okay,

let's see. Okay, does it have is resize

a real thing? Is resize actually a real

thing? I don't know if is is it a real

thing?

Um resize

really resize this thing. Okay, well I

mean that makes it pretty easy. Okay,

there we go. We have center text uh

function init. Uh here we go.

Let's see. Uh makes the terminal into

raw mode.

That seems good. Uh, listens for resize.

Prints the uh, rows and calls in the

center of the screen.

All right, here we go, boys. Look at

that. I barely even typed. I just I just

I just did these things. Uh, Annette,

I know, guys. I'm about Dude, we're

about to do something crazy here.

Okay,

I know this might seem kind of crazy. Uh

bun. Where where was this? That was in

game. Okay. Uh source. Let's see. Game

test

run. There we go.

All right. Nice. All right. Good. Good.

Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

Good. Good. Good. Good. Why is it Why?

Let's see. Why did we uh leave? This

shouldn't have left because I thought I

had the re Oh, it's We're not actually

keeping this thing alive. Uh, let's just

go like this.

I thought that thing would keep it alive

because I have a listener. I'm

surprised. I'm surprised that the

listener doesn't uh stay alive, right? I

thought that would keep my process

alive. Do I not understand note anymore?

Maybe.

I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe I just don't understand it

anymore.

There you go. Look at how silly that is.

There we go.

That's some That's some pretty crappy

programming right there. But I'm pretty

sure that if I go like this

Oh my gosh. No way, bros. No. Oh my

gosh. He Dude, I just Dude, I just made

Dude, I just did what Anthropic did.

Brothers. Brothers. Oh my gosh. Huh?

Huh? Huh? Oh my gosh. How did we do it?

How did we do it? It's impossible. This

is actually impossible.

Oh my gosh. Rows are expansive as well.

Okay. Oh my gosh. Rows are expansive.

Impossible.

Anyways, so of course this led to my

what I would consider to be my greatest

ratio of all time, which is I can't

believe we have integer-based UIs that

can respond to ins. We h we've we've hit

new levels of technology that have never

been seen before.