🚀 No Man's Sky Titan Expedition Full Playthrough - Day 1 🚀
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[Music]
All right, welcome everybody. Get those
07s in chat because we're going live on
Twitch. Hi, my name is Kevin Richard.
Uh, thank you for tuning in. Also, uh,
Trip Reed, I saw you subscribe, I'm
assuming, during the intro. So, uh,
thank you. Thank you, Trip. Hold on, let
me play I can replay your alert
here. Yeah, thank you,
Trip. Oh, thank you, buddy. Yeah, I love
the love the intro set. But yeah, like I
said, I've I've got a I've got a a new
one. Well, it's the same intro just with
newer clips, but uh it's it's it's like
99% done. Uh but thank you, Trip. Uh
welcome, Joust. Welcome Wolfick TJ.
Hello, Matt PK Red Baroque and Draganis,
everybody. Yeah, welcome Vandal. Yeah,
did Cojima make this intro? Maybe.
Maybe. Maybe it was. It was Kojima aka
Nightrider. Uh it's the intro is great,
but it's long. Uh, are you talking about
like the countdown sequence to Red
Broke? You know, I' i've debated over
the years, uh, maybe removing the
countdown part cuz what it is, it counts
down from the time I go live. It's a 5
minute countdown before the intro video
plays. Uh, the whole thing. Yeah. So,
the whole thing. So, because what I did
at one point is like, yeah, I had an
intro video. Um, and
then gosh, God, this was years and years
ago at this point. Uh, I had uh uh an
intro video where basically it gives me
it gives people five minutes to tune
into the stream so they don't miss
anything. So it's like five minutes, you
know, five minute countdown including
the Johnny Cash quote. Uh and uh and
then you know the intro video. But uh at
one point I did remove that cuz someone
was like, "Yeah, dude. Do you really do
you really need to have a countdown
video? We're already here." And it's
like, "Well, I you know, it's for people
who tune in very very early, like
literally right when I press the go
button. So that's great." But then I had
other people that kept saying it's like,
"Hey Cap, you know, I keep I keep
showing up late to your stream because I
keep expecting there to be, you know,
like the five minute countdown or what
have you." And it's, you know, it's
pretty common on on Twitch that a lot of
streamers have that. But I have debated,
yeah, just having the intro video and
and just like no countdown video. But I
know I know there's people that at this
point now that I've had basically 10
years of having a fiveminute countdown
before the intro video that there's
people who would just end up, you know,
being like, "Hey, what happened to the
intro video?" Damned if you do, damned
if you don't, I guess you
say. Uh, I take it no drops. But hey, I
have Star Trek Online and just made
bread at home. I love bread. I could
never. At one point, I was doing kind of
like a not a keto diet um or what are
they? What what was that? Like the
Atkins diet, but kind of a low carb
diet. It helped me lose a lot of weight,
but I I just love bread too much. Bread
is good. But uh yeah. Is it true? Has
the prophecy been foretold? Hold on.
Yeah. Has the prophecy been foretold?
Are you the chosen one?
So, I could I could I could just have it
where yeah, there's no more countdown
video and just have it go right to uh
right to the intro video as soon as I go
live. Of course, you know, for me on the
back end sometimes. Sometimes I I use
those extra four or five minutes or
whatever. Oh, nice. Oo. All right. I'll
have to check that out. I do like bread.
I've never made homemade bread. Maybe
maybe I could learn someday. Uh I I use
those extra few minutes to be like, am I
really truly ready? because you you you
know sometimes I'm I'm a little late,
you know, a few I actually started on
time today, but sometimes I'm a few
minutes late and I kind of use those
extra minutes, you know, countdown
minutes to make sure I have everything
set up correctly and then I'm still
late. But uh yeah, I don't know. It's
pretty common on Twitch. It's 5 minutes
extra on of a 6-hour long stream on
average.
So I think it'll be
okay. Uh did you get the new mouse
installed? I did. I did. Hold on. Let me
let me pull this up here. Uh, give me
give me just a moment. Yeah. So, uh, no
more no more weird like beeping issues
or anything like that. Hold on. Give me
a sec here. Uh, let's see. There is that
right there. Yeah. So, here we go. Yeah.
Courtesy courtesy of Logitech. I would
have done an unboxing, but I kind of
needed to start using it right away. But
this is it. Uh, so this is their
basically the I I used a Pro mouse. I
have a G502 as well that I use on my
other system, but I am using the uh the
Logitech uh Pro 2 lights. Oh, hold on.
Give me a sec here. I am the ultimate
badass. Uh, let's see here. Zuul, thank
you for the 22 months. Thank you for
that, buddy. 15 month streak as
well. All right. So, anyways, yeah, I
was about to say that. Yes, I I did
finally start using my new uh Pro mouse.
It's basically the newer version of the
mouse I was using anyways. Uh, but this
is the new version. What's really nice,
though, is it now Oh, I guess you can't
see. It's too dark in there. Oh, yeah.
There he is. uh they switched from USB
mini to U or micro to USBC which is kind
of like the the standard now. So just a
very very very classic mouse design and
uh and like I said I have a 502 and I
use that on the other system but uh on
my main system I kind of got really
really used to using just the classic
mouse design. So this is their their
their very it's not the super light. I
have the super light as well but uh yeah
it's basically their their pro two light
speeded. also works with their new uh
pro pro power I want to say. But uh
yeah, so anyways, thank you. Thank you,
Logitech G. So hopefully no more random
beeping. That other another weirdness.
All right, let's go ahead and click
that. Click that. Click that. And we'll
click that for now. All right, so the
plan for today is very very uh easy. Was
a bad time for my mouse disconnect. I
think I got to do that with I was
counting mentally the seconds. Oops.
Okay, there it goes. No, no. No, no, no.
Come on, game.
No. So, yes, I was having a mouse
troublesh. I'm a Logitech Dieard. Been
using their mice since 2003. Yeah, I've
been I've been using Logitech for a
very, very long time as well. So, that's
why it's nice to be, you know, sponsored
by them, partnered with them, what have
you, because they they send me a lot of
goodies in the mail, which is great. Uh
I got a good 10 of them at home. Yeah,
I've I've got I've got a bunch. um uh
some that have uh lasted, some that have
admittedly not lasted, but uh yeah. And
so what I think what it was is I don't I
don't think it was the mouse that was
bad. I think I kinkedked the cable uh
the cable that it came with. I think I
kinkedked it somehow because the mouse
is fine, but when I jiggle the cord a
little bit uh where the receiver So this
is So what the way Logitech mice kind of
work these days is they have one of
these. So, this is a wireless mouse and
you can put the nano receiver as I
believe they call
it. Uh, this guy, I believe they can you
can put that just anywhere you want and
you know, it's just a little receiver
like a laptop, what have you. But then
they have this little adapter. It's
basically adapter system. So, you plug
this into the mouse to charge it, but
then you plug this into a basically USBC
to USB, I don't know, standard
connector. And this is this is basically
your wireless receiver. It's a way to
get the wireless receiver closer to your
mouse. You can just plug this directly
into your computer as well, but I keep
it about about 6 inches away from where
I do all my mousing. So, yeah. So,
again, it's this right here is the
wireless receiver for this guy and I I
keep it kind of close just to make sure,
you know, get a nice good strong signal.
But, uh I think uh the cable for the
other one, I had kinkedked it somehow
because when I jostled it,
it you know, that kind of thing. So,
it's probably human error versus a
faulty product, so to speak. Uh, USBC is
the standard now, courtesy of the EU.
You're welcome. Yes. Well, thank you.
Thank you for that. I I do prefer vastly
prefer USBC to the old standard. Yeah.
Greetings, probable human being.
Probable. Not confirmed, but probable.
Uh, I love my 502. Yeah, they they've
had a lot of 502s over the years. The
current one's probably the best one. I
really like the fact on the 502 that you
have the option of covering up the thumb
button. There used to be like this thumb
kind of like a thumb trigger kill button
or whatever. Uh, and my I just just I
don't know based on my my my my ape
hands. Uh, my my thumb would uh just
always inadvertently press that button
when I didn't mean to. Uh, and so they
addressed that by making that button
removable. And they have just a smooth
cover that replaces that button. And I
was like, you know what? It's it's a
good button to have, but I just kept
inadvertently pressing it just on the
way I grip my mouse. What do they call
it? They have they they have the there's
two grips. I think they it's a palm grip
or a claw grip. Yeah. It's kind of the
two styles that most people use for
holding a mouse. Yeah, I think it's like
palm grip versus claw grip. And I kind
of kind of do like a kind of like a
hybrid of both. It's like palm down but
then like clawed on the sides. And I
would just always always always
inadvertently press that button. So it's
like the new 502X Plus has Yeah. has it
where that button is removable now,
which is great. I that was one of my
things that I actually uh I'm not going
to claim credit for it, but I was
definitely one of the people who told
them it's like, "Yeah, I love this
mouse. I just wish there was a way to
cover that button." And they did it.
They did exactly that. Made it where you
can cover it up.
Uh, Glacier says, "I don't use wireless.
Always found it a hassle keeping it
powered up." I mean, yeah, you know, I
do have to recharge like this mouse. Um,
I have to charge it about once every 5
to 7 days, uh, based on usage. Uh, that,
you know, if you turn the le the LEDs
RGB off, you know, it does make it last
a little longer, but yeah, I mean,
that's that's why, like I said, I have I
have the cable right here. This is the
receiver. So, when I need to charge it,
I literally just Yep. take the receiver
off, plug it in the mouse uh before I go
to bed. Then when I come back to my
computer, I just plug this back in and
then there you go. It's good for another
week. So it's uh it's I find it it's
very very low hassle. And now when I
have it plugged in, like I can I can
plug this Hold on. I can plug this cable
back into the mouse. It works in both
wired and wireless modes. Sorry about
that. Sorry. Ah. So I plug that in right
there and I can use it in wired mode. I
can't I can't. It feels like a leash on
my mouse. It's just it's like I could
feel even even if it's properly spaced,
it's like I could feel the resistance
and I just because I used to be I used
to be that guy. I used to be a I used to
be a wired mouse die hard. I was like,
"No." Uh-uh. I don't trust wireless
mice. Not a chance. Nope. Mm-m. No. They
the batteries die. Uh, you know, the
connections probably gets bad after a
while. Blah blah blah blah blah. And
Logitech G, they kept saying, it's like,
"No, no, Richard. You know what?
Wireless mice have come a long way. You
should try one or a wireless mice." I
was like, "Nope, no, no, no. Thank you,
Logitech. I'm fine. I'm totally fine
with just a wired mouse." They're like,
"Look, we're going to send you a
wireless mouse. Just try it." They
literally said that. They were like,
"Yeah, we're just going to send it to
you anyways. Just try it. See if you
like it." So, I was like, "Okay, fine."
And I unplugged the cord. I plugged in
the wireless mouse and then I started
using it. I was like, "Okay, well,
oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh, what? That Yeah,
that makes a difference not having the
tether on the back, you know, the leash,
so to speak." And I was like, "Oh my."
Yeah. It's like, well, you know, I can
mouse over here. here. I can mouse
there. I can mouse right about there.
And I was like, "Okay, yeah, I get it
now. Oh, yeah. It's very liberating not
having that wire anymore." And then I
And then I was just like, "Yeah." And
then I tried going back to a wired
mouse. I was like, "Oh, I can't. Oh,
yeah. I get it now. I I truly get it
now." But uh yeah, it's it is one of
those things where it's like, yeah, you
have to it is something you have to
recharge, like I said, about once a
week. Unless you're somehow using it 24
hours a day, then it probably lasts
maybe like three or four days. But then
from there, yeah, I mean, it charges in
like three hours or something, so two
hours. Yeah, I know. It's just And I
used to be that guy. I used to I used to
tell my buddies who also had wireless
gaming mice. I was like, uhuh. Nope.
Nope. I'm staying wired. I don't trust
wireless mice. But then sure enough, uh
they they had me try it. And I was like,
okay, I get it now. I get it now. Uh
Amazon accidentally delivered a Logitech
G910 keyboard and a G502 Hero mouse to
me and said, "If nobody claims it, I
could keep it." Now, two years later,
they're still going strong. That's
That's a good pull, Troy. I've had that
happen maybe once or twice in my life or
a couple times where Amazon has sent me
something by
mistake and I was and you know they say
it's like hey if you received this
product by mistake just you know just
keep it because Amazon's like it's not
worth even returning at that point. Um
and I I feel kind of bad because it's
like it was it was delivered to my house
and I opened it and I was like I didn't
order this and I tried to go online to
and say but then uh I looked at the
label and it was just like my neighbor's
package at one point and I was like oh
whoops. And so now I now I've I've I've
looked and that actually happened uh I
think on Saturday I received a package
from Amazon that wasn't mine, but
instead of opening it, I looked at the
label first and sure enough it was my
neighbor two streets down. So I just
walked it over. The guy was uh the guy
is former special forces. I noticed the
uh the special forces uh sticker on his
car, a retired guy. He was probably like
uh you know he's a green beret in in
Vietnam or something. H So I I I
recognized that. I was like, "Oh, I'm
sorry. I got the I think I got one of
your packages." He's like, "Really? Are
you sure it's mine? Are you selling
something?" I was like, "No, no, sir.
It's literally it's your package. I just
live up the street." And he's like, "Oh,
okay. Well, thanks. Come on." He's like,
"Come back whenever you want." So, uh,
so yeah, I thought that was kind of fun,
but yeah, just I I learned to look at
the labels now before opening. Wonder if
that would work with Ferrari. No thanks.
I'm good with my car. Then they send you
a Ferrari. Yes, please. Yeah, that would
that would kill me in taxes, but that
would be fun otherwise. Uh, you get one
of theirs that has the wireless
charging, too. I have one of those,
unfortunately. Trouble magnet. I don't
have room for it on my desk. It's called
the Logitech G Power Play or something
like that. Uh yeah, it's literally it's
just it's a mouse board, if you will. Uh
and it constantly charges your mouse.
I'm also uh kind of I kind of prefer a
cloth top as opposed to like hard
plastic top.
Yeah. Red B says the battery on my G 604
lasts more than a month. Yeah. So the
some of the Logitech mice don't have RGB
dukes in them and they do last a lot
longer. I had a 604 and yeah, I mean I
think that was still was I think it was
still battery based, wasn't it? I can't
remember. But yeah, I mean some of the
ones that don't have RGB at all. Yeah, I
mean they they they go like for weeks
without uh
recharge. Uh but last time one of those
plebes is not on a firstname basis with
Logitech G. Ah g whiz. Well, you know,
if you uh if you start doing say like
YouTube videos or streams done peel and
profess your undying love for all things
Logitech G and chill for them like I do,
uh they they might say, "Hey, would you
like to try out some of our new
products?" That's that's typically what
it is is, you know, whenever they have
new products, they they send them my way
uh so I can, you know, showcase them
with people. Normally do an unboxing.
Like I said, this is this is the new
version of the Pro 2. It's basically
like an they they claim it's like an
esports mouse. It's also reversible. So
you can do uh you can do right side or
left side uh thumb buttons and uh yeah
they just like try them out, see if you
like it and you know create content
around them. Yeah, that's and the T roy
that's typical. I mean Amazon they say
if you receive something by mistake and
if it's not like you know thousands of
dollars or whatever they they just tell
you to keep it. I mean they're they're
they're going to eventually be a
trillion dollar company. So they're just
like yeah we just don't care anymore.
It's it's it's more logistically new uh
uh bothersome to have you return it,
have it everything sorted. So, Lego
wreck, no promises. All right. Uh let's
see. Uh yeah, the G 604 uses one uh AA
battery, so you use a rechargeable one.
And I'm pretty sure the 604 doesn't have
RGB, right? I'm pretty sure. And so,
yeah. I mean, that that just lasts
forever. Just lasts a really long time.
Yeah. All righty. Well, uh yeah. What
time is it? 423. I started on time
today. Yeah, exactly. It's like Yeah,
maybe maybe you don't want to open your
neighbors packages. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you
open it, it's
like that is totally
dildos. All righty. So, uh so yeah, but
anyways, the plan for today, what's
weird about this one is this one. So,
I've mentioned before I've mentioned
before um that I normally use the two
thumb buttons on the side to adjust my
DPI. So, I can adjust it. Usually, I
adjust between uh 800 and 1600 cuz those
are like the two sweet spots that I
like. So, if just for general mousing, I
use 1600, but then sometimes I just need
a little bit more more smooth aiming and
stuff. So, I bump it down to 800, shoot
somebody, and then bump it back up to
1600. But this one, it's interesting. It
actually has a dedicated DPI button, but
it's on the bottom. And it's like I
guess you could just you could I don't
know if you have it like oh I need it
boop and just change your DPI real quick
but I don't know. I think I'm going to
keep my my thumb buttons which is
normally forward and back, right? You
know for whatever you want. Uh I'm just
going to keep it as my DPI buttons but
they do actually have a dedicated DPI
button on the bottom now. Uh I like I
like the fact that it's reversible. So
this is the other side. So if you're
left-handed, you can make this uh it
just instantly becomes a left-handed
mouse. Yeah. Hey, welcome. Hopefully
your Tuesday is treating you well.
believe Mondays and Tuesdays are your
off days, right? Oh, Arie. Uh oh. Um I
uh I I thought I saw that you had
actually started playing Split Fiction.
What have you beaten it yet? Did you
enjoy it? I I I rolled credits on it
yesterday and it's it's great. That the
ending is crazy. Uh just as busy, if not
more. Uh oh. Beat it on the third day.
Oh, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, it's uh
that was a that was a wild wild game. I
hope you liked it cuz I I think that's
going to be a strong contender for at
least a nomination for a game of the
year. Yeah, pretty much a perfect game.
It is. It's just surprisingly
surprisingly good. I think the fact that
they keep it uh interesting and
entertaining by not keeping it the same
way. Like it's not just a permanent
upscroller or platformer or sidescroller
or anything. They mix a whole bunch of
different genres. It's a big mix of
sci-fi, big mix of fantasy, plus all the
side quests have different different
themes to it. Uh you can you can tell
that game is basically a love letter to
video gaming period because it has a lot
of different genres built into it. It's
uh it's just a crazy crazy good game. Uh
let's see. One main feedback is the
ability to adjust cinematic sounds
separate from the rest. I I took me it
took me about a good 20 minutes to
balance the audio when I started
streaming it. So I I I hear you on that
one. No pun
intended. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. A
Way Out. I never played A Way Out, but I
did play It Takes Two. But I think I
think I I have to be honest. I think
split fiction's even better. They're
taking their formula that they're known
for and they just basically dialed it up
to 11. That's just awesome. Yeah, well
said. A love letter to gaming is a good
description for it, right? And then just
the ending is very very mind-numbing how
they do the split screen where it's like
it's split screen for a lot of the game,
but then it just kind of like starts
melding together and you have to kind of
figure out which side to go. I don't
know. It's just insane. Uh, is that the
Joseph Ferris Oscar suck guy? Yes. back
in 2017 at what he had some he he was
basically he was like he's like yeah the
Oscars uh you know watch watch video
game awards instead I'll remember you
stream an hour early soon by the time I
do I'll switch. Yeah well we just had
daylight savings time I think on
uh sonog
Sunday. Uh I loved it takes two though
not going to lie the characters are a
bit mad. Well yeah I mean they're
supposed to be like little doll toy
characters. Okay sure thing area. Yeah,
if one of the mods would be so kind to
give Ary Summer a shout out. Uh
hopefully hopefully Yeah, the person I
played with Ary, she was almost
despondent. She's like, "It was such a
good game." And now there's no more
game. We actually went back and played
off stream a little bit more some of the
side mission side quest just cuz it was
just such a good game.
Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, I got you, Arie.
Well, yeah, it was that that whole story
was basically a couple trying to figure
out their relationship problem.
[Music]
So, uh, I'm going to be playing split
fiction again with Zo in the future on
the other characters. Yeah. I mean,
that's the best part about it is if you
if you there's two characters, right?
So, if you swap characters and someone
else plays the character you play, you
play the other character. It almost
becomes like a like a brand new game all
over again because a lot of the mini
gamess are different based on which
character you play. So, I Yeah, I don't
know. Maybe like in a month or so, I'd
replay it and play the other character.
Damn. Okay. Oh, all right. Uh, yeah, the
plan is to jump back into No Man's Sky
Worlds part two for today. Uh, but not
the Well, I mean, I guess you could say
that's technically the patch we're at.
Uh, but I'm going to play the
Expedition, which I hadn't played yet. I
think there's only about two weeks left
to do that. And, uh, given that we have
a looming looming replay of Return to
Moria coming soon to a stream near you,
this one that I figured I should go
ahead and play, uh, through the
expedition and because I want to. I
haven't missed an expedition yet. I
missed expedition five, but when they
brought it back a second time, I played
it then. So, I've done every single
expedition. Every single one. The
director the the director head was kind
of boastful during TGA, so I was ready
to mentally deduct a point or two, but
nope. It was that good. Yeah. So,
Hazelike Games, they they have a formula
that works, and Split Fiction takes that
formula and just puts like injects with
steroids and sends it into the
stratosphere. Um, when I checked
yesterday, it said three weeks, but it
looks like they might have added a week.
Oh. All right. Well, I got plenty of
time. But anyways, the plan for today is
to jump in and check out expedition uh
Lord of the Rings, no, expedition 17
Titan. Uh it says, "Following on from
last month's massive worlds part two
update, today we're launching our 17th
Expedition, Titan, and inviting the
entire community to explore some of the
new planets introduced in Worlds Part
Two. Awaken upon the spectacular but
dangerous new AF, a Titanic gas giant
ravaged by tornadoes and encircled by
moons. Chart a course between rendevu
points to reach a dazzling array of new
stars, new worlds, endless oceans, and
cloud skimming mountains. So, yeah, I
think there Yeah, like two or three
weeks. It'd be a first for me seeing
someone else play No Man's Sky. Okay,
gotcha. That that's No Man's Sky is kind
of one of the games that I got, you
know, I don't want to say well known
for, but known for because in my early
days of streaming, I used to primarily
stream space games. games like No Man's
Sky, Elite Dangerous, Star Citizen, and
a few others, you know, kind of like
one-off games that maybe didn't have the
long lasting potential, I guess you
could say. But, uh, but yeah, uh, I've
been streaming No Man's Sky
uh, in the early days. It was kind of
off and on, but pretty regularly now,
ever since the game launched. I was
actually one of the content creators
that they tapped hired to help promote
the game. So, I got to stream the game
one day before launch, and I've been
streaming it kind of off and on ever
since. So yeah, very cool stuff. And of
course, whenever whenever whenever
Lightning of Fire comes around, if it
does come out this year or next year,
maybe a few years from now, who knows?
Uh I can all but assure you that that
will become a focal point of our streams
for quite some time. Yeah. All right.
Well, let's do it. Uh let's go ahead and
log in. I updated the mods that I use uh
for No Man's Sky. I just used two mods.
Uh, one of them is a graphical mod that
simply removes the pulse speed lines
because it kind of makes my stream
really pixelated. And the other one is a
hover mod that allows uh all ships to
hover on land, not just ones Hello Games
pics. Uh, because that's quite literally
a game design point that I I just I
guess I could say I solemnly disagree
with as far as that's concerned. So,
it's only two mods. Only two
mods. Nothing too bad. Nothing too uh
super cheaty or whatever.
Yeah. And this game takes place in the
year 400 billion. Like, no, no. Uh,
spaceships can't hover. Most of them
can't hover. It's like, but we have
hovercraft in the year 2025. It's like,
yeah, who cares? Spaceships can't hover
on land. Okay. All right. Let's do this.
Yeah, I just used two mods. I don't,
there are a lot of mods out there. I was
on Nexus mods, uh, checking out mod
stuff, and I was like, damn, it's
actually pretty impressive how many mods
there are for this game. But yep, it
just used two. Um, let's see. Give me a
sec. Why am I not getting any audio from
the game? Uh, iron moment beta. Uh,
let's see. Okay, how
about Okay, that was weird. My uh my my
audio software. I use two PCs for gaming
or and streaming. So, I have a gaming PC
and then I have a streaming PC and they
weren't uh they weren't talking to each
other audio-wise. I just had to restart
my my audio linker, as I call it. All
right, so I've got multiple saves. I
don't play any other saves because I've
already played through them. Uh like I
said, I've done every single expedition,
so today will be the start of expedition
17 for me. I've got 455 hours on my main
save, plus a whole bunch of other saves.
I think I'm getting close to 800 hours.
Hold on. Let's take a look here. How
many How many hours do I have in No
Man's Guy?
Now, let's take a look. Library. Uh, I
if I if I hit depending how long I go
today, I might actually hit 800 hours
today. 800 hours, which compared to some
players, 800 hours is not a lot, but uh
it's pretty good for yours truly.
Okay. All right. Uh, finished all of
them, though. I can't get all the
rewards for some reason, even though the
game does register. I completed all
expeditions. Uh, well, you know, there
are game save editors that you can use
to fix problems like that. I admittedly
use an editor uh because you can use
them and you know dangerously so to
alter your game. You can give yourself
like four billion credits, give you
unlock all your slots, give you the best
gear, all sorts of stuff. But um you can
also just use a game editor to fix
problems with the game. This game is not
in early access. It's been released for
gosh what almost nine years now it's
been out. But uh yeah, sometimes it just
has a bugs and some issues and some of
those issues can be fixed using a game
save editor. So, I I fairly admit I have
one installed right now. Um, but I uh I
only use it to solve problems, fix
things. You know, it's it's really
tempting. It's been tempting to use it
to do say like custom ships, you know,
make custom ships, but I've been pretty
adamant that I like to play try to play
the game as, you know, as as normal as
possible, so to speak. So, it's it's
tempting, but I I can't say I don't
think I've ever owned a ship that I
customized myself using a save
editor. I think you did yourself a favor
waiting on this expedition cap. They had
to patch several progression blocking
bugs. I think they're passed it with the
last one though from what I've seen
online. Yeah, they had another bug fix
patch I think on what was it over the
weekend
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maybe. Oh, wow. So, we can look forward
to a 10th anniversary issue. Yeah. Yeah.
So, uh Hello Games put out No Man's Sky
in 2016. So, next year will be the
10-year anniversary. And given the
company's just been crazy crazy about
all sorts of awesome updates and all
sorts of stuff, I can imagine that
they've got something fun planned for
sure. For
sure. This is No Man's
Sky. Not creepy at
[Music]
all. Ah. All right. Well, welcome back
me.
Sorry. So, uh, this was the I think the
final Twitch drop ship from the last
time they did Twitch drops, which was
about a month and month ago, month and a
half ago, something like that. So, yeah,
I do let subscribers name all my ships,
planets, star systems, what have you.
So, this ship was named the Inuendo
Batch tosser. So, that's Try not to read
into that too much. Hey, Mic. Welcome.
Hey, Reaver. Welcome back as well.
Totally not suffering from depression
from familial loss three months ago. Oh,
man. Yeah, sorry to sorry to hear that,
buddy. And I think I was feeling bummed
just because Split Fiction was over.
Huh. That's It's ironic that you
mentioned that, Reaver. I was just going
through some old pictures um last night.
I think it was last night. And yeah, I
just from the on my father's side of the
family. He's he's the my father is now
the oldest person on his side of the
family because all of you know his
parents are gone and all of his siblings
are are have passed on. And so I just
have uh I just have some cousins and
stuff now. But yeah, I was watch looking
at pictures from my uncle's funeral. I
don't know why I just randomly thought
of that, but yeah. Oh, so at least it
was nice. I hadn't seen a lot of my
family in a very, very long time.
Extended family. The joys of growing up
in a military family. Yeah, kind of grow
up all over the world, but you don't get
to see your extended family much. Just
got home. I'll be jumping on in on a few
after I get settled. Of course, I will
let you get adjusted and settled in the
expo before I join you. Avalanche, I'm
glad. I'm really glad. uh you know
Avalanche uh Cury was actually Ben
Bellic Cury was complimenting you last
night saying that uh she thinks that
it's nice that you and other people kind
of kind of know I guess you could say
Twitch etiquette and gaming etiquette as
far as streaming is concerned. So So
yeah, you've got that going for you
including like a 14inch wiener. Got that
going for you as well. It's hung like a
Pringles can. All right, so anyways, uh
but yeah, chat, welcome back. We are now
back in uh No Man's Sky. Hi, how's it
going? Hey, Cury. Welcome back as well.
All right, so uh yeah, let's see.
Expanding the base. These are all side
mission things. Uh so yeah, you know,
they they did say that they kind of sort
of slightly updated the um oh, what's a
return to the overseer? Oh, yeah. Uh
kind of sort of updated the ending of
the quote unquote ending of the game.
And someday I'd like to try to do a
second playthrough so I could see what
the new ending looks
like. All right, there are a lot of
goodies to get in this expedition,
including yet another ship. So, at some
point, we're going to have to make room
for a new
ship, his head, and hopefully his
shaft. No, it's
fine. All right. So, so we have got to
summon the anomaly. Hold on. Maybe we
could do that right now. Give me just a
moment. Artine is
off. So, we have to start the
expedition. So, let's do
this. Completed me. Yes. All right. So,
let's see. Planetary interference. Let's
get a little further away. Like I said,
one of the mods I installed is just
simply this. It makes it where I don't
see the pulse lines when I when I pulse
travel because it's kind of not very
stream friendly, so to
speak. Let's do this. Yeah. So, Space
Florida. Wait, didn't I thought we'd
renamed it Space Hawaii. Did Did the
name not stick? Hold
on. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I
thought we had renamed it Space
Hawaii because uh because Florida is
flat. It's the flattest state in the
United States of
America. But this this uh this whole
planet is kind of more reminiscent of
Hawaii. Hawaii, which I have also lived
in. So yeah, maybe maybe I forgot to
upload my my dudes. Yeah, space Hawaii.
H I live in Florida, but again, this
place is very mountainous. It kind of
reminds me more of Hawaii than Florida.
Are you finding the lost Taco Bell shop?
We
are. Yeah, exactly. I wonder. H Oh,
discoveries were one of the buggy things
they had to fix. Yeah, discoveries,
which ties into the naming
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system. Okay. I'd love to see some more
industrial urban worlds in No Man's Sky.
Yeah, there was. And it sucks, too. Oh,
no. There was a guy who um uh notably No
Man's Sky doesn't really have cities.
Sometimes you have like really large
outposts, like the big tall outposts,
but this game is devoid of cities, which
is it kind of feels weird, right? So,
there was a player who took it upon
themselves uh to build an actual city,
an actual entire city in No Man's Sky,
almost kind of like it looked kind of
like like Bladeunner a little bit. Um,
but then I'm trying to remember why they
took it down. I think they said they
were getting trolled or something like
that. Uh, but yeah. Oh gosh, I'm trying
to remember. Trying to remember the Does
anyone remember what I'm talking about?
A guy, he he had created just an entire
city in No Man's Sky like with big
buildings and everything. You could fly
around the city, but then then I'm
something happened and I don't know. I
think he decided to to remove it.
Something like
that. Considering the shape of Florida,
I can't really picture being described
as flat. Also, well, it's it's uh it is.
Yeah, it is the flattest uh flattest
state in the United States.
Um, I was Yeah, TJX. I was a PKA is the
person who found it. Uh, this system,
the founder, if you will,
almost. Cortisant challenge. No, was
that was that what it was called? Hold
on. Let's see. Hold on. I'm going to alt
tab real quick here. All right, let's
see. There is this. There is
this. Uh, let's see. City in.
No man's
sky. All right, guys. You All right,
guys. Hey, use guys. Let's see if we can
find it.
Um yeah, cuz I think um let's see.
I'm trying to trying to
remember. Yeah, cuz this guy Hold on.
I'm trying to see if this is the same
one I'm thinking of. Um I don't think
this is the Yeah, I don't think this is
the same one.
H maybe. Oh, I think I think this was
it. Yeah, this I think this was it. It
was called Rainbow
City. Uh I think this was
it. Yeah, I'm that that kind of does
sound familiar. was called Rainbow City
and a guy basically tried to make
something that yeah at ground level
would feel like you're walking around in
a city but there there was for some
reason they they ended up removing it
for I don't know some some
reason. Yeah. So this Yeah. So this this
used to be in the game. I can't
remember. Gosh, I wish I could remember
the details about it, but sadly
unfortunately I don't think you can
actually visit this place anymore. it
was it was taken out of the game for
some reason. Uh but yeah, just it kind
of it just gave it that feel of being an
actual like small city in the game
whereas, you know, there there aren't
really any cities in the game. It'd be
nice if No, hello Games would make kind
of like a city-esque kind of place like
this. Just to kind of give you the feel
that it's, you know, not just there's
like, you know, quadrillions of planets
out there, but they all feel kind of
really really sparse and devoid of life.
short of like, you know, like a I don't
know, like a mutant pterodactyl and a
couple
outposts. Why not go to the space
coordinates and see if it's still there?
Because I read the Reddit thread about
how the the the person ended up taking
it down. Um, yeah, causing performance
issues. Yeah, because I remember I
remember people who did try to go to it.
Some people said it's like, "Yeah, I I
didn't have a good enough computer to
even visit this
place." So, uh, so yeah, I don't know.
Maybe
uh maybe I don't know. Maybe you could
do some homework and see why. Let's see.
No. Hold on. Let's see. No Man's Sky
Rainbow
City.
Butter. What the
hell? Uh, let's
see. Yeah. Yeah. So, here it is. Yeah.
Rainbow City is gone. Most likely due to
an overwhelmingly amount overwhelming
amount of bases that have been placed on
the planet. So, with that being said,
Hello Games, please take a look at base
placement or consider improving quality
of life for base building. Be great if
other players can industrialize
together. Uh, Rainbow City, a popular
city-like base is no longer available
for players to visit. And this isn't the
first time stuff like this happens.
Player bases disappear after a certain
number of bases have been made after the
original. So, h yeah, Rainbow City was
the closest thing to a cyberpunk/corus
like aesthetic, and it's sad to see it
gone.
Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I guess maybe it
was just too uh too resourceheavy for
the game or something like that, but
um yeah, it looked like it was really
cool, but it apparently didn't last very
long. Sad. I really I I was I I wanted
to go to it, but uh yeah, by the time I
found out about it, it was already too
late. So, all right, chat. Now, you may
not have this ability yourself, but I
do, and I try to use it sparingly. I
have the ability to summon an entire
space station out in outer space. Behold
the anomaly.
Sorry, that never gets
old. Yeah, but it was cool. I It'd be
nice if somebody would take a second
stab at that. Of course, the moment you
post the coordinates online, a lot of
people go there and then, you know, if
it starts being a resource hog, then
Hello Games probably finds out about it.
flunk. All righty. Digital awesome the
undying.
Okay. All right, chat. Well, this is the
anomaly. And this is also coincidentally
where you start the expedition if you
want to. You can still start expeditions
on a different save, but I just I just I
can't say I recommend it anymore. It's
just it's just it's just more
convenient. Unless you want to keep your
hours separate from your main
playthrough or you don't want to mix
gear for whatever reason, then
yeah, you can start expedition as a new
save, but I still recommend doing it as
a uh as a expedition on a pre-existing
save. Makes it way easier to bring stuff
back. To be honest, it would have been
funny if Hello Games replaced it with an
asteroid field with littered with
building chunks. Yes.
All right, here it is. Expedition
Terminus
Sperman. All right, so uh let's see
here. Um
Oh, that's expedition
16. Hm. Did
I? H I
guess I guess. H collect
[Music]
rewards. That's
weird. That's weird. It says expedition
16, the curse. But it
says
h that I hadn't finished it, but I did
finish it. Hm. I wonder what that's all
about. H, you have to collect the
rewards first, right? I'm just noticing
that it's it's basically implying that I
didn't finish it, but I did finish it. I
have uh I have all the I already
collected all the dudes for
it. Uh oh, that's right. That was
because I was playing it a second time.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. No, no. I
I I did complete it and then when we
were doing Twitch drops, I started it
for a second time just for, you know,
poops and
grins. Never thought of that. I'm doing
the Titan thingy on a separate save. Oh,
yeah. Nish Gameber. So, that's they they
have this thing now. It's called the
Expedition Terminus. This is the this is
the kiosk that allows you to have a
pre-existing game uh and then start the
expedition from
there. Uh yeah, that that's right. Thank
you for reminding me. That's right. I I
started it I started doing the
expedition a second time, you know, just
to have something to do when we're doing
Twitch drops. Uh yeah, we were Yeah, the
the goal was to try to speedrun it, but
there's no speedrunning on this
channel. Um Gingi asks, "Have you ever
played Liza P?" I never have.
Um I'm familiar with it though, and I
understand Liza P is kind of like a Dark
Soulsish kind of game. It's got it's got
that kind of vibe to it, I guess you
could say, except you're like basically
Pinocchio or something.
So, uh, oh, you're following the Atlas
path at the moment. What a drag. It does
it gets pretty interesting after a
while. So, all right. So, that's that's
that. So, I actually did do the
expedition, but um I I didn't I was
going to do it a second time, and I I
didn't finish the second
playthrough. So, yeah, this is basically
just it's going to uh fry everything
that I had on my my second
playthrough. Right now, I'm trying to
build my paradise planet base. Are you
on space Hawaii or did you find your own
planet? As I got to say, people are
always welcome to build on our community
planet, hence why it's called a
community
planet. Okay, so for the second
playthrough, I got 11 million units and
another 8,000 nanites. Eh, I'll take it.
I I I didn't finish the second
playthrough, but that's
okay. Oh, here it is. Expedition 17
Stitan. Uh, start an expedition to go on
a journey alongside the whole community.
The exclusive phase rewards earned on
expeditions are available to all saves.
Sign up for expedition 17 Titan to
undertake a voyage through a dazzling
array of new worlds and new stars. I
swear I didn't know the expedition was
only 17. I
swear.
Sorry. Okay, it says expedition details.
Select your starting equipment.
Beginning the expedition will start a
new journey. Reach the space anomaly to
retrieve stored equipment. You may
switch freely between your expedition
and primary saves at any time. Confirm
your load out to begin. All right. So,
this is where you can bring technology
with you if you want. Yeah. Do I? No. I
like to I like to go in empty-handed
into expeditions cuz to me, it's a great
way to feel like you're starting the
game all over
again. You're a community
planet. All right. So, yeah. So, like I
said, I I typically don't bring anything
with me uh when it comes to uh uh doing
expeditions. I usually just kind of I
don't I don't know. Just kind of like to
just start from scratch, which is, you
know, it's a struggle. It really is a
struggle, but eh, I like the struggle.
When you play a game for almost nine
years straight, h it just kind of just
becomes kind of one of those things.
Okay. All right. Without further ado,
three, two, one, and let's go. Begin
expedition. Beginning the expedition
will start a new journey and place you
in an unknown world. Reach the space
anomaly to retrieve stored equipment.
You may switch freely between blah blah
blah haba. Do you wish to continue?
Yaba. All right, chat. I'm wearing Atlas
red today. My uh my rocket ship shirt.
My PAX spaceship
shirt.
Okay. Are you truly sorry for your
equip? You knew you could not resist. I
did. Do
Novakin. Okay. Spoiler. You start the
expedition by pressing X to initialize.
It's E actually, which is right on your
screen. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Is it
too late to change my mind?Oop.
Commencing system initialization.
Support systems
activated. Machine connect.
[Music]
Aerial propulsion jetack online.
Initialization sequence complete.
All right, chat. Here we go. It's
begun. All right, community
expeditions, all sorts of
stuff. Okay, let's do this. All right,
first things first. Let's
uh try
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[Music]
manipulator.
[Music]
Okay. Let's see.
I like the
music. I like
the All right, so let's take a look
here. Okay, I've been You start off with
42. I guess I picked up some
sodium for a second. That sounded like
Minecraft sounds. Oh, it's because of
that. Yeah, there it is right there.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Just coming coming
into our reality
here. That's great. I was about to say I
was like, "Wait a minute. Why do I hear
Minecraft sounds?" Thank you. Choir got
me with that one. I had to pause for a
second. I was like, "Wait, sounds like
Minecraft
sounds." Oh, you're out of luck. I got
started in air base. That's okay. Like I
said, I like I like the initial struggle
bus. Okay. All right. So, uh, what are
you looking for this time? A space
girlfriend. Space. Space. Yeah. Space
Geck. Okay, so let's take a look. She
got me with that one. I was like, what
the why are there Minecraft sounds?
Okay, so looks like uh yeah, let's take
some time to redo our inventory here. Um
shield strength, core health, life
support
tanks. Uh let's do this. We'll do this
here. I've got one exposed supercharge
slot. So let's take
my let's take my backpack or jetpack
upgrade and put that in there. We'll
supercharge those stats. H it's not the
best supercharge ever, but better than
nothing. Okay, looks like we got a lot
of uh a lot of at least a lot of
backpack slots unlocked by default, so
that's
nice. Let's put that there. Put that
there. Make sure everything has
adjacency
bonuses. Oh, this Oh, this is also a
supercharge slot. Look at that. Okay.
So, let's take
um let's take this thing, induction
lattice, and supercharge
that. Yeah, there we go. Just put those
there for
now. Yes. Okay. All right. Take a look
at the starship. Starship's out of
range. Oh, they gave us a hauler this
time around. Uh it's got a decent amount
of uh hauler slots unlocked. Comes with
some launch fuel, a dihydrogen jelly.
It's got a damaged launch thruster and
pulse engine per usual. All right. So,
people are going to have to rename my
spaceship. One lucky subscriber is going
to get to do that. Multi-tool. Ah,
defiance of thought. That's actually a
pretty good name in its own right. Like,
it's got it's like somebody made a
weapon site out of
bone. Interesting. So, it looks like it
is going to be a bolt cer setup. So,
let's see if we can move some things
around and supercharge
that. So, we'll take the bolt cer. Uh,
we'll supercharge that.
Okay, damage potential is
2117, which is not great. Let's
try 2117. Nope. Yeah, supercharging the
weapon itself is usually the best course
of
action. Let's
try Let's try
this 2117. Okay, so looks like that's
fine.
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See, I don't know if supercharging a
scanner actually does anything. Hold on.
Yeah, I guess a scanner range is now
250. I guess we'll keep that in there
until we find something better to put in
that supercharge
slot. Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Hey, hold on. Uh, this is a class C, but
it it I have three supercharge slots
unlocked. Oh, man. I guess that's a
quote unquote an an error in my favor.
Yeah, a bank error. Collect 200. So, uh,
it annoys me that they don't stack stuff
properly for adjacency bonus on your
expedition characters. Well, I mean,
think about it this way. That's this is
literally the first thing I'm doing and
I I remembered that, you know, is that
Yeah, you got to go check your inventory
and make sure you're getting your
adjacency
bonuses. So,
uh, Glacia says it's always random.
Yeah, I mean it's it's supposed to be
normally you get one supercharged slot
for C, two for B, three for A, and then
four for S. That's the that's the
typical standard, but I have I have seen
um other people have the same thing
where it's like they get something
randomly and then it might have more
supercharge slots than it's supposed to.
So, like I said, it's it's yeah, it's
probably randomized, but generally
speaking, there is there is a um oh, not
a not an SOP, but
uh a standard, I guess you could
say. Maybe that's something that they
did for the expedition
specifically. Oh, yeah. My C was
supercharged. Or was it
Wolfick? Okay. Well, hey, like I said,
could be an error in my favor. Let me
check something right here.
loads per capita. Yes. All right. Um,
let's
see. Okay. All right. Uh, click on this.
Click on this. Click on this. And bam.
Hoya shaka. All right. So, there is
that. So, tell what. Let's uh let's I'll
I'll take entries to rename my
multi-tool and starship once we find my
starship. We'll do that. Hey, big
cannonball. Welcome back.
Okay, let's take a look at the planet.
So, I don't know if you noticed, but the
first thing I did was I took my train
manipulator and dug a hole to go hide in
it. Because if you stand outside, you
you're subject to the inclement weather,
subject to probably sentinels, evil
creepies, things that want to bite your
face. So, that's why my standard my
standard method is if anytime I start,
dig a hole. Dig a hole and go sit in it
so you can take care of all the
logistical stuff and not like cook to
death or get eaten alive.
Now that we've done that, let's go find
my ship.
Extreme temperature. Yeah, you see what
I mean about extreme business. All
right. Uh, let's
see. All right. Here we
go. Sorry. Maybe I'm weird. I don't like
my character running right behind my
head.
Ready, man? Check it out. I am the
ultimate badass. That's right. State of
the badass army. Well, this is peculiar.
Executive order half 66. Do it. Thank
you, Swap Bump. Thank you for the 33
months. Now, the thing I always have
trouble getting used to is not having a
really really upgraded jetpack. So, I
have to be careful because I typically
like to just, you know, jump off of
cliffs and things only to realize that,
oh yeah, I don't have my jetpack.
Nerdy Pixel Girl says, "Hey, Richard.
Hope you're well, and I didn't know it
would make your character run on the
left side for that setting." Uh, yeah.
So, they it's a new setting. If you've
uh so Pixel Girl, if you've been playing
this game for a long time, they only
added this maybe a few years ago, uh the
ability to do either right-handed or
left-handed. So, in in third person
mode, yeah, it's just kind of which side
of the screen your character runs on.
But in first person mode, it dictates
what side of the screen that your your
multi-tool shows up on. So, if you're
left-handed and you would prefer your
character to have it in their left hand,
as you would probably in real life, uh
you can do that. Now, I'm I'm
right-handed, but I like I said, I kind
of like it where my character isn't
running directly behind my head, so to
speak. And speaking of which, let me uh
actually move my webcam over here so I'm
not covering up my dudes. There it goes.
So, yeah, just something something that
you can you can
do. Morbus says, "Didn't this expedition
already happen?" Uh it started, yeah,
like four weeks ago. I just haven't done
it yet. I was I was playing what were we
were doing? We were doing Kingdom Come
Deliverance 1, then Kingdom Come
Deliverance 2, then I was doing Split
Fiction, which was fantastic. Uh, and
then yeah, so I've just it's just a lot
of a lot of games came out that I wanted
to play and you know, I just I just
Yeah, just didn't didn't Oh god, didn't
get around to it. Ow. See, that's
exactly what I was talking about about
the whole I I keep forgetting that my
jetpack I don't have air burst engines.
Yeah, I did increase my field of view a
little bit. I just I just I'm one of
those guys that doesn't like I mean I I
expand the field of view, but I don't
want to start getting the fisheye look
to it, you know? I just uh never been a
big fan of
that. Oh jeez, I thought that was the
game.
Wow. Did you finish KCD2? Yes, I
finished KCD 1 and then we played KCD2.
Uh, in between KCD 1 and two, I did
Worlds part two and Twitch drops for
that. Uh, then we beat that. Then we did
some Split Fiction, which was uh,
excellent. What What did I What did I
stream after KCD2
ended? Was that Was it Split Fiction? I
think it was split fiction, wasn't it?
Thank you, Guer
All right, so I reached my starship.
Fantastic. Remember, chat, when you're
starting all over from a brand new, it
does help to actually search all the
boxes and all sorts of
things. There we go. Damage container.
Even stuff like rusted metal uh can come
in handy because you can sell it for
cash. All right, let's see. So, I got
some more sodium. Oh, a dihydrogen
jelly.
There we go. Nothing in
there. See damage machinery. Take this
rusted metal. Put in my excess suit
because I can sell that rusted metal for
at least a little bit more money. There
we go. Got some
nanites. All right.
So, so this is it. Oh, wait. Hold on.
What do we have
here? Got some free oxygen. That always
comes in
handy. Sometimes I admittedly struggle
with
oxygen. All right. Tell you what,
speaking of free money, let's scan a few
things. All righty. Let's see. What can
we
scan? There's kind of not a lot here.
Oh, there's a storm crystal. Wait a
minute. Yeah, let's go get that storm
crystal. Storm crystals are uh quite a
lot of money, especially if you find
multiples.
Thursday is the Steam spring sale.
Ooh, I wonder wonder if there's anything
I
need. Let's do this.
Like, hey, thank you for starting the
hype train. OGT, thank you for
subscribing again at tier three. That's
70 months of that as well.
Thank you for that, buddy. All right,
all aboard the hype train. So, if you
subscribe, resubscribe, uh, unsub, and
then sub again. Ow, what the [ __ ] was
that? Damn
it. Uh, you too can be a part of the
hype train. Also, Tangi alerts and
Twitch pits will also
contribute. Let's
see. I forget on Oh, that
hurts. All
right. [ __ ] I'm getting I'm getting
roasted. Let's just go get these storm
crystals real quick. Got to let my
shields
recharge.
[ __ ] All right, here we go.
Yoink. Nice. Okay, so yeah, those are
worth a lot of money. I can also use
those to make um some uh warp hyper
cores. Yeah, basically warp fuel. I'm
going to I'm going to hide out in this
cave for a second because my shields are
very
low. You need seven storm crystals for
one of the quests. Oh, really? Do I have
to use them or do I just have to collect
them? All right, there we go. Shields
are recharging. Yeah, sometimes it just
pays to be patient.
All right, Chad, I've received your
unit.
Excellent. See if there's anything else
in here I can scan for uh for cash. Ah,
what is
this? Let's see. There is that. All
right.
Salt. There we go. Nice and salty just
like Twitch
chat. Okay.
I always forget. Stellagtites and
stagmmites. Is it Is it stellag tites
are the ones that hang from the ceiling
and stag mites are the ones on the
bottom? Or do I have that backwards? I
usually get that
backwards. Uh, let's
see. Some cobalt and some
dihydrogen. That'll come in
handy. Got a
geode tight. Okay. Ah, so yes, I I
actually got it right. Good job,
me. Yeah, hang tight to the ceiling. Sha
says, "Good day, sir. Sorry to bother,
but can I ask what did you bring on your
expedition? I came here, didn't see. I
didn't bring anything. That's how I
always play the expeditions. I don't
bring anything cuz I like the I like I
like the the being on the struggle bus.
I just like it cuz it makes it feel like
you're starting the game all over again
with nothing. So, uh yeah. I mean, it's,
you know, harder that way, but um I
don't know. Just I just I I like I like
starting from
scratch. Kind of looks like It kind of
looks like this this this cave is
turtling super bad. It's losing the
battle before it got home before it gets
home on time. You know, it's prairie
dogging like a champ, you know, it's
like, you know, just skid marking for
days. So,
uh, Ryu as new expedition. This is the
this is the the current one, which is
expedition 17 Titan. I'm just I just
haven't gotten to it because we had a
lot of other games that came out kind of
right around the same time that well,
you know, this came
out. So,
uh, so, uh, so yeah, just just like I
said, I just I don't know. I like to
like to get on the struggle bus and
just, you know, play play a little bit
of Oh, there's some silver in there.
Ooh. Uh, yeah, just, you know, I like
the feeling of starting from
scratch. Yeah, I like the struggle
snuggle, if you will. That's what a
sentinel is going to do to me here in a
minute. Okay, so I got some cobalt and
ionized cobalt. That'll come in
handy. All right, so let's see.
Lightning beam
low. All right, my multif fuel needs a
recharge. Okay, condensed carbon. I
guess I didn't I didn't I didn't get a
backpack refiner, did I? Damn, I didn't.
All right, we'll have to use the
condensed carbon. I try to use like
regular carbon versus condensed carbon
because you can always turn condensed
carbon back into regular carbon, I
think.
Extreme temperature.
Woo. Okay, so there is
that burri technology module. We'll mark
that. Um, let's
see. Oh, I don't have any phosphorus or
or ion batteries. Ooh, so I can't charge
my my heat
protection. Uh, hold on. What exactly is
a struggle bus? Oh, you know, you get on
the bus, you start struggling. It's just
it's just a colloquialism or a slang for
just saying it's like, yeah, you know,
you know, you're going to be struggling,
so might as well get on that bus.
All right, I got the salvage
data. Is this a It looks like it's a
trinary star system. Yeah, one, two,
three stars.
So, let's
see. Let's see. Got some condensed
carbon. Those are some nasty storms,
man. Holy crap. Here, let's get on the
uh let's get on the ship. Hey, Zafon.
Welcome. Uh no drops. Um I am just
playing the expedition, which already
came out. I just I'm just now getting
around to it.
Can someone translate 200F into
worldwide use C? Uh, it's like 50
C. Some like about
50ish
maybe. Uh, you want to get caught in
one? It's part of the expedition. Oh,
really?
Just my thermal protection is
uh I wonder. Let's see. Hold on.
Okay. I don't know. This might be a
little risky. Yeah. Let's let's do this.
Let me um let me recharge my uh
environmental protection before I try to
do
this. Yeah. Chad, are you implying that
I'm hot right
now? Oh man, it's it sucks having to go
back to just a a nothing jetpack.
Ugh. Oh, yeah. Where it's like it lasts
seconds. Normally my my jetpack on my
main save lasts like I don't know 30
seconds. You know, it's nice to be able
to last 30 seconds. Takes practice
though. All right. There we go. All
right. So, I just need some pure fite.
So, we got to look for that. Wait,
actually, unless do I have the recipe
for the the
transmogriier?
Uh, hey Cam. Uh, happy expedition day.
Hey, welcome Dra.
Hello. Okay. All right. Uh, so, one of
the things I do like to do is I let
subscribers name stuff in video games
for me. Uh, not the least of which, No
Man's Sky. So, let's do this. I'm going
to set this up right
now. Um, see, reset. Last giveaway I did
was give away copies of
KCD2. All right. So, this is, like I
said, it's not a tangible perk. It's not
like a prize giveaway or anything. It's
just something that I like to do for
subscribers. Uh so subscribers can feel
like they are contributing. Plus, you
know, you get you get to have stuff
named after you or named after whatever
you want. All right, name my new dudes.
All right, there it is right there. 3,
two, one, and boom. Type an exclamation
point. Let me name I'm going to let
somebody rename my multi-tool and then
rename my starship. Uh, unfortunately I
can't let you rename the star system
because expedition planets and star
systems are hard named by uh Hello Games
and generally can't be renamed. So think
KCD2 will be liked. It would be nice. It
would be nice. Uh, is it just me? Does
that look like the proddding gun that
used to kill cattle fast? Uh, I believe
they call that a captive bolt pistol
which yes is used to kill livestock uh
for processing.
So then what was it? In No Country for
Old Men, the antagonist, Anton Chagar,
he he used a captive bolt pistol to kill
people. He was a serial killer. He was a
he was like an assassin, but he was also
just a crazy serial killer guy. Just the
the like, hey, if it works on cattle and
other stuff and it'll easily work on a
person. So yeah. All right. Well, um, so
I need pure fite. Let's hop on out of
here. Uh, was it in the it
redo? Let's see. Hold on.
Good. Ready, man. Check it out. I am the
ultimate
badass. Mic. Thank you for the 14
months.
I want to name stuff. Lol.
All right. Fair enough, buddy.
Uh, so I guess I got to go get caught in
a Oh
jeez. Life support. There we go. That's
actually lucky finding a a good bit of
oxygen right from the get- go. Get him
says, "Yay, we're in space again." We
are. Well, technically we're on a
planet, but you
know, least it's a futuristic
planet. Oh god, it's that's the worst
part about starting all over again.
Yeah, just having having a terrible
terrible jetpack.
Here we go. Get some sodium up in
here. One point my doctor said my blood
pressure was a little high to cut down
on my sodium, which I did, but I I have
a seasoned salt collection that I
collect for salt
reasons. See, I'm looking for one of
those tornado things.
Protection. Thermal erection falling.
Oh, there we go. There's another storm
crystal. Okay, let's
see.
Ow. See if you see any o if you happen
to see any oxygen plants like those
right there and I miss them, feel free
to let me
know. Got to stick with Mrs. Dash. I do.
You know, I would like Mrs. Dash more if
it didn't have carrot in it. It's kind
of weird. It just I can I can really
taste the carrot in it. And for stuff
that I'm seasoning like meat, I kind of
don't want my meat tasting like carrot.
Oh god, wrong gun.
See? Oh, I need an advanced mining
laser.
Crapnuts. Crap. I got to go back to the
ship. Uh, let's see. Where is the
ship? They say spaceship in German.
That's what I'd like to know.
Crap. Oh gosh. That's the one thing I
struggle with. That is the one thing I
struggle with.
Um, is uh Oh, here we go. Check this
out. All right. Here we
[Music]
go. All right. There we go.
There we
go. Oh, here we go. More oxygen.
Yoink. Damn it. Can't even jetack
anywhere. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
All right, here we go. Ow ow ow. All
right, crew. Check it out. I am the
ultimate badass.
State of the badass army.
Uh, Ramchief. I'll have to have to
remember that.
[Music]
Oh, Nutella.
Delicious. Okay. All right. So, here we
go. So, let's do
Okay. All right. So, I've got the
dihydrogen jelly. I just need to make
some pure fite. Let's hop out of
here. All right. Portable refiner. I
need one metal
plating. Let's see. Metal plating. I
need ferite
dust.
Let's see. What is this
stuff? That's salt and
oxygen. I was going to say it kind of
doesn't really seem like there's a lot
of stuff here that would
have fite in
it. See the
hydrogen. Yeah, I need
to need to find some stuff that has
ferite in
it. Is that salt and oxygen?
So, I'm trying to remember.
Maybe we might have to look underground
possibly. So that's
cobalt. It's a gas giant. Ferite is hard
to come by. Yeah, that's what I'm that's
what I'm detecting
here. Let's see. Maybe we can find
something in a cave that has fite.
Aha, here we go.
All right, there we go. Found some
fite. I'm going to smite your
fite. There it
is. All right. Yeah, this all this stuff
is cobalt and
silver. Here we go.
Remember, hazardous flora uh pretty much
always give you
oxygen. So, if you're ever running low
on oxygen, zap a plant and you'll get to
live. Uh
hubra hub
huba. I have to keep that in
mind. Let's see. Let's do this in first
person mode. Here we go. That's a little
easier. All
right. Now then, do I have enough to
make a metal
plate? Let's see. Metal plate. Bada
bing. Okay. So, the starship is going to
need some pure
fite. And we need a hermetic seal. But I
need a metal plate to make the refiner
that I need to refine the ferite. So,
we're gonna have to get some
more. Please, sir. I have some more. Oh.
Oh, no. Oh, I need an advanced mining
laser because we got some big fite here.
Damn. Actually, hold on. Wait a minute.
Let's go to the expedition and collect
reward. Prepackage personal refinery
unit. Well, there you
go. All right. So, that's been
prepackaged. So, let's do this. There we
go. Yoink. And
cursink. So, now I can do some backpack
refining. So now I don't actually need
to make the uh well the big refiner does
come in handy over the personal refiner,
but at least I don't have to worry about
it. Uh yeah. Yep. This is the Titan
expedition. Yeah, I just uh I'm just now
getting to it because I I was I I
started playing KCD 1 in January. Then
between KCD 1 and two, I did uh No Man's
Sky Worlds. Then we went to KCD 2 and
then I did Split Fiction. And now I'm
finally getting to the expedition. It's
just, you know, just it's like 20 23 24
25 just like bam bam bam bam bam. Lots
and lots of uh fun games have been
coming out. So yeah, the timing kind of
worked
out. All
right.
Okay. So I got to keep searching for
stuff that has
fite. Man, there's all this fite here,
but I can't have it.
Bummer. Let's see. That's big fite.
Big fret. What about small
fite? I think there's something in here
with
me. I wish it was my sanity, but alas,
it is
not. Dang. Are these all big ferites
now? Is it
flora?
Yoink. Yeah, it's like the small fite
rocks are kind of interspersed in
between the large ones. I got to I got
to look for
them. Uh Julo. Yeah. Yep. I did finish
uh KCD2, which was rather
fantastic, but uh uh yeah, and I I I do
I spent exactly 150 hours in that
game. Let's see. Yeah, Rust. Yeah, I was
thinking about that. I was going to kind
of use it to sell, but um I'll tell you
what,
let's cuz what I like to do is I like to
try to earn some money, you know, get
some money and then
uh lots of hazardous plants here. Then
buy some of the components that I
need big fret. Yeah, man. I just if I
had the advanced mining drill. Let's
see. Leave the planet. Okay, so I got to
leave the planet. Visit all the moons of
a gas giant. Well, that wouldn't be too
hard. Just a little
tedious. There we go. That's a little
bit
more repo. Looks like loads of fun.
Yeah. Yeah, it does look like it would
be fun. Um just uh Yeah, man. Like I
said, it's gaming industry has been on
fire for the last couple of years. Lots
and lots of great games coming
out. Are you saying that it's not fite
that you can't harvest it? Uh, it's So,
it's This is So, it says here fite dust,
but these say uh big ferite has pure
fite, which I need, but I don't have the
advanced mining lasers, so I I quite
literally can't drill these. It just it
just doesn't
work. I'm referring to purple system
resources from Titan Expedition. Uh oh,
this is for everyone, by the way. Don't
bother saving the purple system
exclusive resources to transfer to your
main save. Game won't allow it. I can
only transfer seal glass. Can transfer
tech that requires them though, which is
nice. Ah, okay. Good to know. Good to
know. All right, let's do this. Okay, so
I need 50 pure fit. So, let's break out
the backpack refiner. Power it up with
some condensed carbon. recharge. Uh,
let's
see. Okay, let's see. Where's my fite
at? Here it is. Right
here. Okay, so this is I just need just
need 50 for the time being.
Anyways, here we
go. Okay, I'll stick that in my
backpack. So, I still got 70 fite dust
left. Let's put that in my
backpack. I mean, I guess yeah, it's
3,300. Yeah, I guess I
could. All right, there we go. That's
going to take a while. All right, in the
meantime, let's see what uh what do I
need to make a hermetic
seal? Uh hermetic seal. I need Oh, damn
it. I need condensed carbon. And I just
used all my condensed carbon crap. Uh,
go figure. All righty.
So, so I got to go outside and I got to
go look for some condensed carbon. Let's
head back to the
spaceship, which is kind of this
way. Knife support
systems. Uh, from the indies or small
developers. the bigger developers sub
come with a lot of duds. Yeah. What is
it? What I guess was Concord released
last year? That was last year,
right? Here we go. Vortex cubes. Those
are worth some
money. Is that all of
them? Yeah, vortex cubes are Let's see.
Is that
geode? Yeah. Yeah. 17 grand.
All
righty. That's what I look like in third
person. Okay, let's see. My ship is
still over there. Another vortex
cube. Don't mind if I do. Vortex
boob. A game called Occupy Mars is going
to be getting co-op. It's basically a
Mars survival simulator. Would you be
interested in checking it out or not?
your cup of tea. I don't know. I'd
consider it. The only problem is it
would remind me too much of Elon Musk.
And that guy is a massive piece of [ __ ]
So, I I just know it'd be non-stop Elon
Musk comments the entire time we played
it. So, I'd be conflicted.
So, say we Oh, yeah. All right. Here we
go. Hold on. I think I I think I need to
jump into this thing, don't I? All
right. Here we go.
Wee!
Woohoo! Ah, nice easy landing. There we
go. All right, here we go. Let's hop
back inside the
spaceship. Okay. All righty. So, let's
do this.
All right. There we go. Fixed the
thruster. And so
now I got the metal plate. We're almost
ready to leave already. Fantastic. So,
hermetic seal. Uh, I need to find some
condensed
carbon. And I need to get myself some
more oxygen. All right, let's take a
look. Collect reward. Supreme movement
system upgrade and crunchy
wings. All right.
Delicious crunchy wings. All right, here
we go. Hey, it's an S tier backpack
upgrade. So, let's do this. Plonk. All
right. Um, so we are going to take this
guy and we're going to supercharge it.
So, let's do that there and then that
there. Plunk. So, supercharge it.
Jetpack tanks two plus 252% uh plus 53%
to sprint distance, plus 34% to initial
boost power, and plus 73% to sprint
recovery time. Did someone say wings?
[Music]
Indeed.
Uh, let's see. Yeah. Yeah. LJ, I just
I'm I'm not a fan of that guy and really
no one should
be. Okay. Um, let's
see.
Uh, yeah. Yeah, right. Captain Denton.
Yeah, he's just an
[ __ ] All right, let's do this. Uh,
let's
see. Okay.
Um, all right. So, I got to hop out
again. So, I got to find some more
condensed
carbon. Ah, here we
go. There we go. Yeah, I can already
feel the difference in my jetpack.
Little just a little bit of an upgrade.
Ah, [ __ ] God, it's that's the That's
the toughest part, man. The toughest
part is getting used to not having a
good jetpack
anymore. Damn. All right, here we go.
Some of it.
Uh, I'll be able to get some of it.
Yeah, but the big chunk here I won't be
able to
get. All right. Uh, advanced mining
laser. It'll be nice to have that again.
All right, let's see.
technology recharge.
Ah, here we
go. Let's see. There is this guy right
here. Little more salt. I guess we get a
little more salt and oxygen.
Okay. All right. Do I have enough to
make a hermetic seal
now? Ah, here we go.
Bap. All right, Jad. We did it. Let's
get off this planet, shall
we? There we go. Yeah, jetpack is a
little nicer now, but still not
great. Clunk. Ooh, we could uh listen to
the uh the black box here. Hold on. Give
me a
sec. Let's see. Let's see what this
thing has to say.
Scenario iteration
231187661T deleted. Boundary separation
failure
likely. Vessel 16 empty. Cause sentinel
intervention. Double drip travel.
analysis. Fresh iteration generated.
Anomaly containment prepared.
Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.
Badass. Hey, Belie. Thank you for the 38
months. Fart balls. Fart balls. It's
like, well, what's that in reference to?
You know, fart balls. All right. Let's
move that over right about right about
there. Okay, very good. Uh, what is
this? Oh, it says the anomaly is
compliant. Position log. System
integrity scan
initialized. Very good. All righty.
Let's get out of
here. All right, chat. We're going to
have somebody Oh, let's see. We're going
to have somebody rename my multi-tool
right now. There's Richard Bond. 3 2 1
and boom. Uh, Reaver. Reaver, what do
you want to name my multi tool, which is
likely probably going to be the
multi-tool I use throughout the
expedition. When will you be hired to be
the voice actor of Hello Games black
boxes? Good question, man. Good
question. Look, I'm I'm I'm I'm ready.
I'm willing, dude. I would I would work
for free. All I have to do is ask or I'd
have to. Red Brook says, "Be you missed
out watching cat playing as a pig with a
fart jetack in the last game." Yeah, I
played through a game called Split
Fiction. To be fair, the VODs are
available. Small Bone Bang Bang. Okay,
that's an interesting name. Small Bone
Bang Bang. All right, there it is. All
right, let's pick someone to name my uh
rename my spaceship again. This
illustrious Oh, it's wrong button. This
illustrious spaceship behind my
Richardbot is what's going to get
renamed. Boom. Uh,
Zyon. Zyon. Oh, I'm sorry. We've Yeah.
Well, hopefully if we have more things
to name, maybe I'll get some more gear.
Uh, we will open up naming again. Uh,
sadly can't name the star systems or
planets uh that are in the direct path
of the expedition because those are hard
named. So, let's see. Did Bodie
McBoatface teach humanity nothing? Don't
ask the public for name ideas. The
Pizzle. Yeah, Zyon, are you are you
yanking my pizzle with that name? Here
it is. For Rizzle, it's called the
Pizzle. All right, there it is. That's
That'll be my ship. Yeah, this is my
ship. There are many like it, but this
one's mine. How do I refund my Prime?
Good question. All right, here we go.
Let's uh fix this bad boy.
Okay, let's see. Launch thrusters are at
50%. And I have rocket pods. I love
rocket pods. All right, damage potential
is 88. Now it's 101, which is equally
terrible
almost. All right, here we go.
Hyperdrive needs
fuel. Should I try to get some more
storm crystals while I'm here? Somebody
said that I need seven storm crystals,
so I could find one
more
bill. There looks like there might be
one right there. As a matter of
fact, I'm farting rainbows.
This is the second game this week I've
I've played that lets me fart
rainbows. I just dropped my Pop-Tart and
ketchup and barbecue sauce. Uh, is that
a bad thing? It'd be
good. Trying to think of like what's the
most disgusting thing that I like that I
don't know, maybe someone else would
like. When I was a kid, I used to eat
raw hot dogs with whipped cream. That's
pretty gross. I can't say I'm a fan of
that now, but yeah, when I was a kid, I
used to just I used to take a raw hot
dog, dip it in in whipped cream, and
just eat
it. I prefer women, I swear. But, uh,
yeah, it's Oh, hey, that's a good pool.
I got a free microprocessor. I'm trying
to think if there's anything now that I
like that would be kind of disgusting by
reasonable
standards. You You used to like milk and
Pepsi as a kid. Horse penis. Taco. Hey,
look. I like Taco Bell. Taco Bell is
supposed to be edible.
Oh, there it is. All right. Seven storm
crystals. Now I could use some of these
warp hyper or Taco Bell. Taco Bell
product placement with Taco Bell in my
burrito. Master Tang, what are you doing
here? Come to kick ass. It's like, yeah,
what foods are disgusting that I like?
It's like, well, I like Long John
Silvers. You know, I love Long John
Silvers, man. That food is so bad for
you, but I just can't stop eating it. I
love their hush puppies,
man. Uh, I've never had a taco. What? We
don't have it here. Look, Denton, if I
sent you a like a Taco Bell at home kit,
would you make
tacos? All right, let's
see. Oh, yeah. There we go. There's a
jetpack
upgrade. All right, here we go. So, I
got back just in time to not get cooked
alive. Not Yeah, I'm trying to think if
there's anything gross that I like that
I don't
know. I don't
know. Sometimes I'll put gravy, like
sausage gravy on my waffles. I don't
know if anyone's ever tried that before.
I'll go to I'll go to Waffle House or
even, you know, if I have some at home,
I'll ask for a side of sausage gravy.
You know, usually you have like biscuits
and gravy, right? But sometimes I'll
take the sausage gravy and I'll put it
on my waffle and uh I I even I've had
multiple waitresses at Waffle House be
like, "Really?" They're like, "Really,
sugar? You like that?" And I'm like,
"Yeah, you know, it's kind of good." I
mean, it's, you know, put it on a
biscuit. Nobody bats an eye. Put it on a
waffle. People like, "What? What?" You
know, but uh but yeah, I don't know. I
guess I guess that's something. I
convinced someone in chat, I forget who
it was, to try it at one point. Was it
Gingi? Gingi, was that you? I convinced
somebody to try it when they went to
Waffle House and like, "Yeah, Kev, it's
actually not bad."
So, the Taco Bell at home kit is better
than the stuff you get in the
restaurant. Well, yeah. I don't know.
The the the getting the meat the right
consistency is cuz like Taco Bell beef
is kind of soupy, which I guess is
weird,
but should run more. It's a milestone.
Ah, I'm sure I'll do plenty of
running. Sausage gravy on waffles is
amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gingi.
Okay. Yeah. I don't know. I'm trying to
think of some like weird foods that I
like that would probably be weird to
most people. I don't know. I mean,
there's some some people out there that
think gravy period is is
weird. Use real beef at home. Look, Taco
Bell had there was a big lawsuit like 20
years ago uh where Taco Bell proved that
yes, they do they do use real beef. It's
just it's just because it's like really
kind of soupy. They make it. like a like
a meat
paste. Alpha Blue, I could. Yes, I have
a wig somewhere in my
garage. I inadvertently had sausage
gravy on a pancake when it ran up
against it. Not so bad. Yeah, I mean
gravy. It's not just for biscuits
anymore. All right.
Um Okay. All right. Here we go. Swept up
in a
tornado. Why do they keep Why do they
keep giving me crunchy Oh, hold on. Oh,
yeah. Prepackage. Oh, there it is.
Prepackaged advanced mining laser unit.
There we go. Yeah.
Sweet. I I needed that on the last
planet. All right. Here we go. That's
perfect. All right.
Sweet. Sweet. Merciful crap. Actually,
if
we
Yeah. All right. That should be fine.
So, what else is there? Um, new reward,
collect reward, prepackaged teleport
receiver. Okay, that'll come in
handy. Okay, so we made it to outer
space. That was actually pretty quick.
That's what she
said. All right, hazmat gauntlets. And
then we also got the teleport receiver.
That comes in handy. It's just it it
makes it where you can teleport stuff
over to your ship from a further
distance. The in my opinion the matter
beam for uh the matter beam for your
freighter is probably the literally the
most important module you could have in
the
game. Uh you have thousands of people
that mix mayo and ketchup and nobody
bats an eye. You put sawmill gravy on a
waffle and everyone loses their mind.
Yeah, exactly. Have to do that Joker
voice. Um this was Pete John Stewart
pancakes and sausage on a stick then he
dipped it in bacon. Ooh, now I've seen
that they have they they have that at
county fairs sometimes where it's uh
Yeah, they'll
have Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where it's like
it's like pancakes. Uh it's basically
You've heard of corn dogs, right? Where
it's it's a it's a cooked hot dog and
then they dip it in like cornmeal batter
and then they deep fry that and it's a
corn dog. But yeah, you can also do the
same thing. You can have like a sausage
uh and then it's it's basically has like
pancake mix that it's been dipped in and
cooked that way. This is like chocolate
chip pancakes.
M yeah ba
bacon. Now my my mother has actually
made this before. She you just all you
do is you take uh you take uh regular
mayonnaise. I mean I guess if unless
you're making your mayonnaise from
scratch, I don't I don't know if she did
that or not, but yeah. All you do is you
just take regular mayo and then put a
little bit of bacon grease in it and
then bacon in it. Like bacon chunks and
then you It's basically bacon.
So, I knew a girl once who ate unused
toilet paper. She was the one who got
away. Gosh. Well, uh, at least you know
she's not full of
[ __ ] Why is it being advertised on the
Tonight Show? I don't know. I have no
idea. Okay. Well, let's do this. Let's
go find uh the space station and see if
I can sell a couple things and then buy
a couple things. Tra
la. My
traala. Oh my. My ding-ding
dingdong. That comes with a free coupon
to a bypass your local hospital. Even
better. I My mother has made that
though. I think. Yeah, she made like
bacon infused mayonnaise at one point.
And you know mayonnaise is just what?
It's it's oil, eggs, uh some what is it?
Like some flavoring and then I don't
know, some cholesterol.
Oh, is this a pirate station? Uhoh.
Uhoh. Is this a Oh, yeah. Hold on. Is
this a pirate
system?
Uh,
skatai.
Shatai. It's a pirate station.
Oh, no. It's No, it's not a pirate
station. It's an abandoned station.
Ah, a lot of ships here for an abandoned
station. Now, uh even though it's
abandoned, there should still be a trade
kiosk
here.
me. Let's see. Where is that bad boy at?
There it
is.
Abandoned. If had an Atlas path or Atlas
pass.
So, Chad, uh if any of you are newer
players, if you ever see a table with a
a blue cube like this, an orange cube,
or a black circular disc, uh take them
because they will either give you
navigation data or nanites for free.
They're just they're just sitting around
ready to be
pilfered. All right, let's take a look
here. All right, what are you buying?
What are you selling? All right, so
let's see. Um, now I could sell my storm
crystals for 1.7 million and that would
probably solve my initial money problems
for the whole rest of the game. The
question is, am I going to need them?
Hey, Gatos, welcome. Ever had lemon
mayonnaise? I have, actually. Yes, I
have. It's all it is just mayo and you
put a a few drops of lemon in there and
you stir it up and presto, you have
lemon mayo. I had I had Yeah, I went to
a restaurant that had lemon mayo.
We had a jar of fresh pig fat and deer
camp from my buddy's pig farm. Had a
commercialized propane griddle. We cook
deer steaks, potatoes, and eggs all week
long. Delicious with a capital
delicious. Uh, you have to release an
album of you singing like
that. All right. This station is
abandoned just like my hopes and dreams.
Yes. All right. All right. So, chat,
help me out here. Am I going to need I
mean I I can go and get storm crystals.
I know where to get them. I would just
have to go get
them. Let's sell these vortex cubes. All
right, there we go. Let's sell these
marrow bulbs.
Can I receive your unit? All right. Um
yeah, we're going to keep everything
else. So yeah, just selling a couple
things. So I got 25
grand. Let's see. Storm
crystals. 1.7 million. That would kind
of help.
Reach your starship. Visit all the moons
of a gas giant. Discover six plants.
That should be pretty easy. Uh, warp to
a new system. Reach the first rendevous.
Take a photo at the first rendevous.
That's easy. Phase two. Collected seven
storm crystals. Discover creatures. Cook
your own food. Nutrient ingesttor.
Destroy asteroids. Uh, aqua jets. Second
rendevous. Take a
photo. Pressure membrane. Ocean depths
collect sea glass. Okay. Aquatic
creatures. Sunken frighter. Those are a
little hard to find
sometimes. Let's take a
look. Collect catch four fish from gas
giants. Crystallized
helium. Fourth
rendevu. Nanites. Hey, I got to earn
nanites. Ancient
bones. Earn 90,000 units for discovering
creature. This gets really, really easy
if you have a scanner upgrade. I've
already traveled 4,000 units on foot.
Got another 5,000 to go, give or take.
All right, so yeah, I think I should be
safe. Um, I may keep one uh just to turn
into a warp hyper core uh if if at all
possible. So, let's do this. Yeah, I'll
solve some of my money woes
immediately. Let's We're going to sell
seven for just just under 1.5 million.
Whoop. I'll keep one of these. I can
make a warp hyper core out of it. Okay.
Uh, so now let's see what they have for
sale. Um, a wiring loom. I'm probably
going to need at least one wiring loom
at some point. So, we'll buy
uh buy some unstable plasma. Let's buy
Well, I might not need that actually.
Uh, we're going to buy all their We're
going to buy all their ferite dust.
I think I've got
cobalt. We're going to buy Let's buy all
of their carbon nano tubes. Some
hydraulic wiring. Let's buy four of
those.
Ah, metal plating. Let's buy all of
their metal plating. Another
microprocessor. Some uranium. I might I
might buy some
uranium. 25 uranium
received. And pyite. Probably won't need
pyrite. So, I still got 1.3 million. So,
what else could we
buy? I could just buy all of their
uranium. We'll buy another
microprocessor.
D.
Okay. And buy another wiring loom.
Okay. All right. That should be good for
now. Just, you know, kind of buying
just, you know, thinking ahead. What
does the error data missing mean? Uh
because this is an abandoned station. Uh
although the Galactic Trade Terminal is
working, some information is missing,
but it's just it's because it's an
abandoned station. Yeah, it's it's
basically Yeah, exactly. Captain Denton
says this this terminal is poorly
maintained or or not maintained at all.
So yeah. And then on the other side
that's a I that's kind of a cool looking
ship. Look at
that. I like it. The other side uh
should have a warp
portal.
Yep. Let's see. Okay. So there's the
station terminus.
Okay. So, uh what's nice about this is
there are other bases. So, if there's
something that I think I might
need. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Well,
this is peculiar. Why are all the names
blanked
out? Is this I wonder if this is
something that Hello Games changed to
where you can't see the names anymore?
because that was a way it was kind of a
way to you know not cheat but kind of
you know eliminate some of the struggle
cuz someone's like it's like okay I need
crystallized helium and then someone
would build a base where they're just
farming crystallized helium but that all
the names are are blanked out. I wonder
if it's because it's an abandoned
station or maybe they don't allow you to
see base names anymore in expeditions.
Ooh, I don't know. We'll have to see.
Wasn't like that last week. Oh, okay. So
maybe it's just a bug. It does say
online discovery services are active.
though. H I'm
guessing. Yeah, maybe it's just cuz of
the station. But that'd be interesting
if they made it harder so people
couldn't cheat at expeditions or, you
know, give themselves a helping
hand.
Okay, the
pizzas. Uh they still have the bases up.
You just have to see them in person.
Well, I know, but normally uh normally
the uh the the the dudes, you know, or
the uh god, the portal names uh aren't
aren't blanked out like that. You would
still see the names.
So, all right, let's take a look
here. Okay, so visit all the moons of a
gas giant. H. So, this
uh so this place has six different
planets. This one is a flourishing
moon. H. Yeah, normally the names aren't
blanked out, but I wonder if they
blanked them out on
purpose. Well, this one's not blanked
out. Tessia base, trade, carb, refiner,
and teleporter.
H, I'm starting to think dudes can refer
to almost anything. What? You never
heard of dudes before? You want to see
my dudes? I'll show them to
you. Let's see. Do you need bones? Yeah,
I'm going to need some ancient bones
here in a bit. Yeah, this looks like
yuga or huge. It's not huge, it's huge.
Uge has some ancient bones. We could go
there, but uh all right, I guess first
things first, let's go I'll try to go
through these in order. Let's go to
Tessia or I'm sorry, Algan. Algen
19. I need to trademark dootes. Yeah,
you know those dudes. We always talk
about the dudes on this channel. Hey,
Sergeant Turd Cutter, welcome.
All right. So, we need to go to Alvin
and the
Chipmunks. All right. Well, there's
there's
Yuga. I don't know. I was I'd like to go
through these in order, but um I maybe I
should just go to whichever one's
visible at any given
time. Let's
see. All right. So, that's the that's
the Titan planet or the gas giant or
whatever they call it.
There's stuff out
here. They see me spin. They
hating. I tell you, let's go a little uh
let's go a little further out, shall we?
Check it out. I am the ultimate. Ah,
tell Lily. Thank you for nine months.
What are you going to name our Twitch
baby?
What shall our child be
called? Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Is it
somewhere in between?
Twitch,
baby. Let's see. Is that an asteroid or
is that a Is that a moon? Look, where's
the forest moon of Endor? That's what I
want to
know. All right. I guess we'll I guess
we'll go to huge first if I can figure
out where it is. Ah, here it is. I think
that's
it. All right. Here we go. Three. It
looks like there's a base. So, 3 2 1 and
cactivate. They're ancient bones. We can
maybe knock out the ancient bone
requirement.
dotes but the missing base names is a
bug or abandoned system feature. It's
not listed in the latest experimental
branch nor the last three public release
branches.
H strange things are a foot at the No
Man's Skybased Circle K.
Okay, so I just have to visit all these
places. I wonder if I had a carrier. If
I had a carrier and then just simply use
the scanner from the carrier if that
would count. Probably
not. Remember Chad, anytime you have a
landing pad, uh, you can land and when
you take off, it doesn't take up any of
your launch
fuel. The hell happened there? I guess.
Was that a bad approach or something?
What the
hell? Let's see.
Land. Land.
Land. Land.
Land. Oh, it's it's like it's like
borked or something. All right. Yeah.
The terrain the train looking how it is
probably means that it's borked. Ancient
bone. But yeah. No. The the train that
looking messed up like it is. It looks
like maybe they tried to build a landing
pad, but now it's underground, so it's
not working
correctly. That's all right. It's not
the end of the world. It's just like
Yeah, if you do land on a landing pad,
uh it doesn't cost you any fuel to take
off or it doesn't cost you launch fuel
to take
[Music]
off. All
right. Survey all the moons of a gas
giant. All righty.
survey
says that's kind of
nice. Ah, blue skies, nice hazy
afternoon. Okay, so there we go. That's
one. Now, it's interesting that this it
says there's only one out of five, but
uh if we go here, flourishing moon,
temperate moon, mutating relic, frozen
moon, scarlet moon. Oo, so that
technically means we don't have to go to
Resid Prime because it's not considered
a moon for some reason. So, we just have
to go to Algen, uh, Tisug, and Tessia.
And there's a Oh, wait, hold on. Wait.
Oh, no. There are only five moons. Wait
a minute. Why did I think there were
six?
That's so weird. I I could have sworn I
counted and there were six of them. Did
my eyes My eyes doth deceive me? Okay,
so I guess there only five. That's so
weird. I could have sworn I counted
six. That's what I get for not doing
enough
drugs. All right, fair enough. Let's
see. Okay. Well, here we go. Got to find
some ancient
blans. Some ancient bones.
Okay, here we go. Just scanning stuff.
Get some free cash.
All right. Ancient bones. Oo, chat. Look
what we have here. Let's see. Where is
it? Uh, I just saw it. Where is
it?
Aha. Chat, I'm about to get a juicy
chub. I mean, a juicy grub. Yoink. So,
yeah, that's how we can summon Big Mama.
Yeah, big mama boss fight. Let's see.
Transfer to the ship and to the
ship. Starship launch fuel. I can go on
the ship as
[Music]
well. All right. So, I've got a bunch of
spots left. Yeah. Juicy
grub. All right. It says this planet has
ancient bones. Natural burial site.
Woohoo! Yeah, he's delusional. I could
have I could have I could have sworn
That's why I was g I was weirded out for
a second. I was like, "Well, that's
weird. Why would there Oh, ow. Son of a
Why would there be six moons, but then
they said there's only five available."
That's so weird. I could have sworn I
counted uh counted six
moons. Shows what I know.
But uh it summons uh I don't know,
obesity. That's what it
summons. Maybe
uh that's so weird. I because I I
thought I counted it. I I thought I
counted six
total. My mind's playing tricks on
me. Uh use
Okay, let's see. Natural burial site,
floating
crystals. All right, here we go. Got
ancient
blown. All right, that's
one. Okay, sometimes you get lucky and
you'll find a cluster of them. I feel
like they used to have more of them, to
be honest, or there were more of them
were clustered together.
censient
plants. Damn, I'm not seeing
any. Have to go to a new location. Yeah,
they used to used to be able to find
like four or five of them at a time.
Seems like they don't do that
anymore. Um, maybe it's just me being
silly. Remember, if you ever find a blue
plants, you can use those to give your
jetpack a temporary overcharge and you
get free jetpack juice.
Starting a game with such a small
inventory is Yeah, it's it's rough for
me it's the uh for me it's the jetpack.
Like not having an upgraded jetpack is
is just brutal. Four to five is rare.
It's usually just three. Really? I mean,
God, I remember I used to find four four
pretty
regularly. Zybox says back in No Man's
Sky. Yes, because I I'm doing the
expedition, which I hadn't actually done
yet. Here we go. We're just going to go
ahead and scoot out of
here. Just going to move to a new
location. See if I can find some more
bones.
Squatty. Okie dokie. Oh man. And I keep
having weird dreams. Last night I dreamt
I was back at the office. So yeah, just
it wasn't but it wasn't like at a
previous job. It was just literally I
just had an office job again and I kept
worrying about coming in late because I
just didn't want to be there. All right,
here we go. It's coming for a
landing. The reward's a unique living
ship. Yeah, it's got like I don't know
parasites or something. Yeah. Get back
to
work. Dingdongs.
Smelly
ding-dongs. Oh, whoops. Wrong wrong gun.
It's okay. These things do happen. All
right, here we go. Ancient blown. Oh,
there we go. That's right about
there. Yeah, like air burst engines
allow your jetpack to uh it recharges
your jetpack as you're falling through
the
sky.
So, Oh
man, I hope you feel better. Uh Reaver,
check it out. I am the ultimate badass.
Stay to the badass.
Booies. Thank
you. Yes. There we go. I'll pop that
thing like a
pimple. Actually, hold on. Was
there Okay, I'm not seeing any others
close
by. An armored clam. I guess there is
water on this planet. So,
[Music]
h yeah, I just I have that dream from
time to time where I just Yeah, I'm back
working an office job somewhere and
there's nothing I can do about it and I
get very
sad. Yeah, it's been a little over five
years since I became a full-time
streamer. It was January 15th of 2020,
literally just a couple months before
the pandemic started. And yeah, I just
decided I was going to try streaming
full-time.
and just uh I told myself it's like look
I have some savings. I'll give myself
about a year and hopefully it all works
out. And hey there there you go. There's
two of them. That's
nice. And uh that was 5 years ago. 5
years and two months ago more or
less. Some natural
bones. All right. Ooh, a rare one. Oo,
rare ones are usually worth
more.
Okay. Oo, another rare
one. Yeah, very, very nice. So, you
started when you were 14? I did. Yeah,
I'm only 21
now. No. Um, I thought making a base
here and uploading it would allow me to
teleport to it for my main save. I guess
not. Yeah, I I I Yeah, cuz the
expedition expedition stuff is treated
kind of
differently. My recurring dream is being
called back to finish high school since
there was a teacher strike that lasted
30 years back in high school at 48. Oh
man. And I have to be honest, I I I know
some teenagers don't enjoy being in high
school, but I did, you know, I had I had
fun. It was fun being a huge weirdo.
Okay. All
right. So, we're taking a look
around. Aha. Dang, that's kind of far.
It's kind of
[Music]
fart. Decided to rip off his pants uh
and become a full-time streamer and just
chatting. It's true. Yeah. Bathtub
stream when like ever since I moved to
Florida, I've worn pants maybe like four
times. Just wear shorts every day.
Oh yeah, we got these things. Ow. Damn
this son of
a Yeah, floating crystals. Get a glowing
mineral. Oops, wrong
button. I forget. What do you get out of
these
things? I honestly don't remember.
Glowing crystal
analyze. Magna gold.
Sweet. Not sure I'll need that for this
uh adventure, but it is what it
is. Buif says, "I wasn't wearing pants
at the Renfair." Yeah. What a delicious
sight that
was. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Uh, Buif,
didn't didn't you say you and the misses
were going to uh go back a couple more
times? Did have you have you been back?
Do you? If so, do you remember it
better? I hope
so. Random
minerals
clunk. All right, Karate. Thank you for
hanging out and hopefully you can sleep
tight
tonight. We'll be going the next three
weekends. Okay, that's
interesting. All right, here we go.
Yeah, it was pretty
fun. Or at least that's what my friend
uh Tomman tells me. He's like, "Yes, it
was
fun. I am a wizard. Wizard of the wood.
Would you like to see my wizard
staff?" Oh crap, they're on to me, chat.
There's a chopper um right outside my
house
hovering. Yeah. Well, uh I guess I'm
getting swatted today.
the helicopter
overhead. All right, let's see. Where am
I? Oh, jet, we hit the jackpot. Here we
go. This Yeah. Yeah. See, this is what
I'm talking about.
Damn hazardous
flora. They added uh the last update or
two added new hazardous flora. Come out
if you want. All righty. Could be
feasible. Yeah. Look at this. This whole
cluster of uh
disgustingness. All right. Here we
go. All right. There we go. Yeah, this
is what I'm talking about. I got a
fourack this
time. All right. There we
go.
Bones. All right. More
bones. Let's see. Oh, man. There there
are a lot of them here. Damn. Yeah, that
was what, six? Six or seven.
All right, there it is. Yeah,
sweet.
Okay, let's see. How's my inventory
doing? Oh, yep. I just ran out of room.
Okay, here we go. So, let's see.
Starship. Um, damn. Starship's out of
range. Let's see. Is there anything else
I could throw away? Could crush this
larvae. Uh-oh. Looks like uh mom is not
terribly happy to see
me. Chad, I'm not really geared for
this. We got big papa pump out
here. Oh
[ __ ] There we go. Shoot her right in
her bug kester.
I really wish honestly wish they would
make this fight a little
harder. I don't know because I'm I mean
I'm I have basically next to zero DPS.
Really really low DPS, but this these
fights just aren't terribly
difficult. Oh [ __ ] The damn plants are
more dangerous than the the boss fight
is. Hey Kev, if you already have Living
Ship and Redo Titan Expedition, do you
get another one? Um, there's a way,
yeah, you can get more than one. Um, I
forget how to do that, though. Has it
has to do with how you can you can
basically
uh bring a ship out with you, you know,
from using the the the
kiosk. I don't I don't know if I've ever
done it
before. All right. Bloom. All right.
There it
goes. All right. There we go. Swarms. A
chub sighting. We got a vile
cortex. All right. So, there's that. Oh,
I didn't know I had some storage space
down below.
Interesting. Okay. Well, cool. So, there
is that. So, I got the ancient bones,
but my inventory is full. So, let's go
back to the
spaceship. Yeah, it's too easy. I know.
That's what I say. I say it's too
easy. How hard do you want it? Um, I
don't know. I feel like she should move
a little bit for starters instead of
just staying in one spot. Uh, I feel
like they should make her a little
tougher. Um, you know, they can make it
where the little buggy things that come
out of her are hit
harder. And has a lot of uh angry
plants. Oh, look at that. Oh, look at
it's a green star uh sunset. Yeah. Make
her babies actual threats, right?
Exactly.
All right, let's do this. This game is
pretty neat. But yeah, that that that's
supposed to be kind of like a boss
fight, but it's honestly it's really
easy. So, I mean, look look at look at
my multi-tool damage potential. It's
2117, which is, you know, not great. I
mean, it's not bad, but not great
either. But, uh I don't know. They just
need to make that fight a little
harder. Rick Hard.
See, man, my ship is way out
there. Oh, I never thought of firing at
the big crystals when I don't have the
strong laser.
Uh, I did what one of the expedition
rewards was the advanced mining laser.
So, that that's how I have it. Uh,
Dorsai says, "Summon it." Uh, yes. So,
if you find a thing called a crushed
larvae or I'm sorry, uh, or not a
crushed larvae. Uh, let's see. I can't
find one right now, but uh yeah, on
planets that are marked as having yeah
vile brood, you can find these juicy
grubs and you step on them or you squish
them and it summons the boss fight. Then
you just blink and it's
over.
Woohoo!
Bonk. All right. Well, there we go. That
was kind of a fun
excursion. Man, this is a great looking
planet, huh? I like it.
Yeah, it's called a juicy
chub. Would you like to see my juicy
chub? Damn. Did I really fly all the way
over here? Oh, what's this? What is
this? Let's grab this guy while we're
here.
Yoink. Shage data. Uh, you can summon
your ship to you. I know. I'm just
trying to conserve launch fuel. It's
like once I'm uh in a kind of a little
better position because I have to visit
uh four more moons and so I'm just
trying to conserve my launch
fuel. Yeah, I ain't rich like I normally
am. Ah [ __ ] Ow.
Oh. Would you guys like to see my
humming sack? All right. Um let's see.
Quick transfer. Am I in range of the
starship? I am. Ooh. Ooh. Traa. Oh, my
ding-ding dong.
Sorry. All right, there it is.
Yeah. There we
go. Get some of these albumin
pearls. Don't really need them, but
they're kind of
valuable. And all the money you don't
spend gets to come back with you to your
main save if you do start the expedition
from a main save. These things are
disgusting.
It's like cracking open a xenomorph egg.
Instead of dying, you get a
pearl. Okay. Oh, there it
[Music]
is. All right. Let's see how many of
those pearls did I get. Uh, I got nine
of them, which is good for almost
100,000. It's not bad. I'm just like I
said, I'm in I'm like a new player mode.
So I I just try to keep in mind that
everything I do, you know, should be
towards
progressing Gunther fan. So my uh my
buddy uh Cox uh he he uploaded that
video, I guess. I don't know if he
downloaded it from a website and
uploaded it to YouTube, I guess, not
long after it came out. and he got it
got millions of views, but he couldn't
monetize it for obvious reasons. You
know, it wasn't his his music video, but
yeah, he uploaded it to his YouTube
channel and had millions of views. So,
yeah, we used to just uh joke about it a
little bit. All right. Um launch fuel.
Yeah, see what I mean about conserving
launch fuel.
All right, so let's go back.
on. We're going to go back to the space
station. Where that Where that bad boy
at? Just going to sell a few things.
Then we'll just we'll just have to
basically bunny hop from uh from moon to
moon. I'm pretty sure they are a nod to
xenomorph eggs, which Hello Games went
all in and made face huggers jump out of
those, though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you
know, they they did one they did one
crossover, right? They did a crossover
with Mass Effect. It's like, why why
haven't there been more crossovers? I
would love for them to do an Aliens
crossover. Yeah. And obviously, you
know, they're they're they've had
influence from those movies for various
things in the
game. Yeah. I wonder why. I wonder I
don't know. Maybe they're too busy
working on Light No
Fire. By the way, is there anyone here
who hasn't seen the Light No Fire
trailer? Just out of curiosity. Cuz if
you haven't, we could play it again. We
We had Starship Troopers at home, right?
That's what I'm saying, man. I wonder I
wonder why they haven't done more
crossovers.
[Music]
Uh, is there a new trailer? No, sadly
there isn't a new trailer, but uh I like
I like any excuse to play it. So, it
kind of gets the hype levels up and up
and
running. Imperfect blown.
Okay. All righty. Wow. Salvage data.
Eight of them for almost uh
430,000. Okay. Here we go. Let's sell
all these bones.
All right. Val cortex.
All right, Chad. But I'm up to almost
3.5 million. So I think I'm good on
money for now. After a while, you just
really don't need money in
expeditions. Okay. Now again, and we
haven't heard anything anything really
new about uh about Light No Fire, which
is a little disappointing, right? You
know that we got one trailer at the Game
Awards in 2023. It's now been over a
year and we haven't gotten any new news
other than the fact that they say yes,
we're still working on
it.
Yeah. Let's do this. Go down to
general. Just bring that down just a
smidge for now. All right. Let's check
this out. Here is the Let's see. Light
no fire
trailer. Uh yeah, here's the here's the
official announcement trailer which came
out a a good while ago. But yes, this is
it. Just other than the announcement
trailer and yes, of course, some of the
some of the stuff they're making for
Light No Fire metriculating over to No
Man's Sky, we haven't gotten anything
new uh about No Light No Man's Fire
thing. All right, here we go. Check it
out. If you haven't seen this, this is
the trailer for the next game that Hello
Games is planning on releasing sometime
this century.
I'm a female
river. I'm a female
river. I'm a female river.
Happy new to
you. Happy to
you.
Sleepless. Embracing you.
realization grew on me as quickly as it
takes your hands to warm the cold side
of the
pillow. I'm there for you there for me
on the song as they mar outside our
window.
[Music]
[Music]
All righty. Yeah. So, that's the uh
that's the trailer for Light No Fire.
That is the next game purportedly coming
from uh oh uh coming from Hello Games.
So uh yeah I think I think the uh gosh
the artist is called Alt J. I'm trying
to remember the name of the song.
Um yeah Alt J Hunger of the Pine. Okay,
gotcha. Yeah, it's Yeah, I never heard
of that artist before, but uh I tell you
what, man. Hello Games is really good at
picking music for their uh for their
trailers.
So, the next game is Pull My Pizzle
Simulator 9,000, right? Okay. So, let's
take a look. Uh, now go to the
expedition, right? Collect reward
constructible relic
plans. Oh, yeah. Those are Yeah, those
are the the uh Yeah, totems and stuff.
Yeah, because they have these new new
decorative things that came out with
Worlds part two. Oh,
yeah. It doesn't exactly help me with
the expedition, but you know, it's a
nice thought.
Okay, check it out. I am the ultimate
badass.
Arc. Hey, Selenica. Thank you for the
expedition time. Yeah, thank you for
that. Yeah, so again, some of the things
that they're making for Light No Fire
have made their way into No Man's Sky.
Dang, I should have I should have uh
Crap. I should have uh scanned plants
while I was on that last planet.
completely
forgot. Alrighty. Well, let's go ahead
and do the
doodly. Uh, yeah. Yeah, that lawn care
guys are out there whacking
stuff. Someone's been whacking in my
tool
[Laughter]
shed. There's trimming your bush.
Wouldn't you like to
know? Okay, so uh let's see. So, we went
to Let's see. Where is this? All right.
went to. So we need to go to Resid,
Algen, Tisug, and Tessia. So we've been
to so we got to fire off into the
unknown.
All right, let's see if we can Oh, hey
then. Actually, hold on. While we're
here, I have to blow up uh I have to
blow up 50 asteroids. So, let's just
knock that out real quick.
All the all the pew
pews. Get a little bit of launch fuel
while we're we're out
here. Pew pew. I love pew pews and pew
pews love me. Pew
pew. Oh, yep. Carrie. Yep. Someone beat
you to it,
unfortunately. Also, hopefully you're
doing well. Hopefully got some good
sleep.
play
schlafil or not enough. Probably one of
those
two. Okay, here we go. So, let's see.
Triium hyper
clusters. We go. Put a little of that
right there. A little of that right
there. Got some gold. I love
gold. All right. Um, let's see. How many
more asteroids do we need to shoot?
Just a shooting gallery out
here. All right, let's see.
Expedition. Let's see.
Asteroids. Oh, here we go. I checked.
All I had to do is shoot one
more. There it goes. And tada. There it
is. Mine 50 asteroids. Nice and
quick. Yeah, it goes quick. That's an
easy one. All right, so stone and fire,
aqua jet plans, craftable component
plans.
Oo, now this is this is going to be
tough because it gives you the plans and
you ha what is it? You have to build
them, I think. Yes. So, need two
antimatters, four crystal sulfide, and
three magnetic resonators. I could
probably buy the
resonators. Oh. Oh, that's uh Oh, yeah.
Just have to watch watch for word.word
because you put in word.word. My bot
thinks it's a link. I think HGHG broke
pulse jump locking last year. It's very
inaccurate now. You actually uh you
actually jump to an object below the
crosshair. Okay,
gotcha. All right. But yeah, just have
to watch out. Yeah, if you're uh putting
in uh Oh, craftable components. Oh,
yeah. Magnetic resonators. I could
probably just buy them. Just have to
find a space station that has them.
Okay. Discover creatures. Yeah, it's
going to be pretty easy. So, visit all
the moons of a gas
giant. Okay. So, let's see. What planet
is this?
That's or
huge. So, we have to find another moon.
I remember it was kind of difficult
finding moons cuz it's like Yeah, you
have to got to go to like the total
opposite side because they're all kind
of clustered off to one
side. Yeah. Sorry about that. By the
way, I don't know how you do it on
controller, but uh if you're playing
with keyboard and mouse, your left alt
button will actually allow you to look
around. Of course, haulers are not known
for having great visibility. Oh, here
here we go. Here's
Tessia. Let's pause. All right, here we
go.
Tessia. It's a scarlet moon. It's got
high sentinel
activity. I'm all I'm all clustered. It
kind of hangs to one side. Sticky.
Yeah, let's do this. We are going to go
on the sunny side if you don't
mind. Sunny side up.
Sunny side
up. All right, we begin our
descent. There we go. Stay on target.
Stay on target. In for some chop in the
pipe. Five by
five. What the Oh god, what the hell is
this place?
Oh yeah, this is one of those places has
the weird rings and
stuff.
Clunk.
Okay. Come on. Scan. Damn
you. All right. Let's see. So, I got to
scan all the uh I got to scan
creatures. It's nine creatures and six
plants. It's weird that I can't scan
this hazardous floor. Normally, you
can. It's like it's malfunctioning or
something. H Did they make it where you
can't scan hazardous flora anymore for
uh for for
dutes? That's weird. He used to be able
to received.
Okay. What else we
got? It's a
Sentinel. Uh, is that the Faith and War?
Yeah. You Oh, yeah. That was on their
their last
album. It was actually a good album. You
know, they they they what they called it
quits in what, 1996 or 97? Like 20 years
later or 15 years later, however long it
was, they put out another album. It's
actually pretty
good. Yeah. Hazardous floor is no longer
scannable. Ah, okay. I was about to say
that's that didn't that that don't seem
right to
me. All right, let's see.
Yeah, cuz you used to be able to scan
hazardous flora cuz it was always, you
know, on whatever planet you're on, it's
always available. Heck,
hex. I don't see that terribly
often. Sweet root. Can I toot on your
sweet
root. All right, what else we got
here? Just looking for stuff to scan.
Yeah, you used to be able to do that. I
used to be able to get away with it cuz
every hazardous plant on a new planet
was technically a different
plant. Very strange. Oh, here we go. Got
one. received.
Okay. So, let's take a look on my
expedition. Okay. So, I just need to
visit three more. Yeah, we're at two out
of
[Music]
five. I need to discover five more
plants, though. That's okay. We have the
whole expedition to do that. But, uh,
let's see what else is there. Warp to a
new system. So, I'm going to have to
make
um So, I have to warp to a new system,
which means I have to make warp
fuel. Oh,
whoops. Oh, really? They finally fixed
that, Selenica? That's good
news. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.
Maybe we can
uh also I I I really I was so sad when
they made it where water has collision
now. Uh, meaning that yes, you can go
into the water, but if you if you land
on it from a high distance like this, it
does it does damage you. And that's I I
wasn't really happy about
that. All right, what do we got here?
Can I see your clam? Hold
on. H, living pearl. Yoink. Thank
you. And there's really not much down
here, is there? Oh, what is this? Is
this a
plant? received. Maybe it's a plant. I
don't
know. This water's kind of on the cool
side.
54F. There. Not really much down
here.
See curious deposits. Sentinel's coming
to say hello.
Yeah, that's Oh, that's unfortunate.
Yeah, used to be able to used to be able
to scan hazardous plants and they would
count towards plant-based
requirements. Oh, I guess this counts as
a plant.
Needle visium or needle v needle vium.
Yeah, realism. I know. Yeah, it didn't
used to be that way. It used to used to
be able to fall from however far you
wanted and uh you could land in water
and not take any damage, but they
changed
it. All right. Well, I guess on to the
next one. Apart from hazardous plants,
you also can't scan oxygen and sodium
plants and those give your you can or
you can't scan oxygen and sodium plants
and those that give your Oh. Oh, I see
what you're saying. Yeah, those are
Yeah, those are I didn't I didn't know
those counted in general. Yeah, I
thought it was like Yeah, oxygen plants
and sodium plants didn't count, but uh
but hazardous plants did, which they
don't anymore.
Let's take a look here.
discover plants. Okay, how many animals
aminals did I scan? Yeah, I just need
two more. So, we should be able to find
that on the next moon, which we're
heading to
now. My biggest pet peeve on the
Sentinels is now they're afraid warping
too close to the planet that it
disappears when you get too close. Yeah,
that that was Yeah, that was a
significant problem because you would
try to do the Sentinel capital ship
fight and then it would just
disappear. Okay, so that was Oh, yeah.
Crap. Hold on. That was all. All right.
So, we've done huge and Tessia. So,
that's Yeah, that's Tessia. So, we need
to find the another moon to go
to. So, I guess we'll just blast off in
a random
direction. Wait, hold on. I see
something
already. Uh, let's
see. Ah, here it is. Okay, here we go.
We're going to Algen
19. And there's it's a dissonance
planet, too. So, we're going to see the
dissonance
bots. I think I'm making pretty good
time for the most part. Usually, I kind
of take forever doing these
things. Actually, let's do this. So,
let's go to the sunny
side. Yeah, we'll stay sunny side
up. All right, here we
go. We're on an approach vector to Algan
19. Come in, Tower. This is the Pizzle,
the USS Pizzle coming in for a
landing. Roger. This is Tower. You're
clear to land there. Thank you for that.
So,
All right, let's see if we can find a
good place to land. A little little
chunky
here. And
flunk. We got some floating plants. That
could be fun.
Blunk. All right, here we go.
Okay. Is it just me or did they increase
the hazardous plant count? Uh-oh.
Corrupted
sentinels. Hold on. There's something
flying around over
there. I see I see a red doot and I want
to scope it
now. Whoa. What is that thing? Hold on.
Oh, that's a big
boy. I can't quite I can't can't quite
scan it. I have to jump over there.
Crap. There we are. Oh, that's not good.
Clunk. God. That's like I said, that's
the one thing about expeditions I just
constantly forget is that my jetpack
sucks. All right, here we go. All
right. Was that Yeah, there we go. That
was the last one I needed for
that. All right, let's see. Need to scan
a couple more
plants. Let's see. What is this thing?
Okay. Was that the last plant?
No. Let's check my inventory. Uh, still
got room in my inventory. This can go to
my ship. Never mind. Starship is out of
range.
Roger. Okay, so let's see. Collect the
reward. Um, I got an
exoskeff. Exosk plans. Agricultural
product
plans. Fair
enough. Oh, yeah. I know how to make
glass and uh heat capacitors, all sorts
of stuff.
There we go. Undocumented six new
plants. Yeah, these are pretty
easy. Okay, so let's see. Collect reward
nutrient processor plants and salty
chunks.
Delicious. Uh, you should also check out
your discoveries because you need to
rename a discovery as a mission. Oh,
really? Hey, I almost have enough to
make a nutrient
processor. I just need one hermetic
squeal. Let's make one of those right
now. Yep. Flunk and X. Oops, wrong
button. Z, nutrient processor. Here we
go.
Flunk. There we are. Let's go ahead and
pick that guy up.
Yoink. All right, so
uh I see how it is. Sweet root. Okay,
cool.
All right. So, visit all the moons.
Yeah. So, we just got to keep going
around. Um, I do need to make some warp
fuel, though. So, let's do
this. Oh, hold on. I got a message. I
got a
massage. Let's
see. All right. There we go. Check that
later. Oh, yeah. Warp fuel. Let's see. I
need a warp cell. I need an antimatter
housing and some antimatter. So, let's
see. Do I What do I need to make the
housing? Okay, there we go. Antimatter
housing. And then antimatter.
Um, I need 25 chromatic metal. H, okay.
Do I have anything on me that could turn
into chromatic metal? I forget. Does
cobalt turn into a chromatic metal? I
genuinely don't remember.
Uh, let's see
here.
Um, cobalt. No, that I can't remember.
Is there like
copper? Yeah. What is it? I think does
gold I forget. Does gold starship Oh, my
starship's out of range. Trying to
remember all the things that can
transform into chromatic
metal. Woohoo. All right, chat. Here we
go. Just save a little bit of launch
fuel. And yep.
Tada. Uh, let's see. Copper, emerald,
indium, quartz.
Okay, let's see. So, what does what does
gold turn into?
Damn it. God, I think they really
increased the amount of hazardous plants
in the game. They're everywhere now.
They're always kind of everywhere, but
now they're like really everywhere. Gold
turns into pyite. Oh, yeah. That's
right. All right. Well, tell you what
then. Let's take a look and see what we
can see.
Um,
[Music]
paraphinium, magnetized fite, magnetized
fite. Uh, what about quartzsite? Will
quartzite turn into uh to to into into
some
dudes? I don't I don't think so. Will
it? I don't I don't think courtsite
will. Will it? Yes. Oh,
okay. Shows what I know.
Aha. Isn't Quartzite new? Didn't Didn't
Quartzite come out in Worlds part two or
is it Worlds part
one? Look on my main my main save. I
have like everything. So, I just I keep
forgetting. Let's do
this. All right. So, for those who don't
know, remember you can adjust the size
of your uh terrain manipulator. Um, and
this will adjust how much or how little
you get out of a pile. The bigger the
circle, the faster it goes, but the less
resources. The middle size is basically,
you know, resources versus, you know,
size or time or whatever. Then the
smallest size takes the longest, but
also yields the most results. So, uh,
it's R and T on a keyboard. And I have
no idea what it is on a controller, but
it is, um, an option that you do
have. All right, here we go. Let me
slurp all this stuff out of the ground.
Yeah. What is it on a
controller? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's kind
of pretty. It's kind of like a pinkish
purplish kind of
color. Left button, right button, or L1
R1. Ah, okay.
Gotcha. That makes [ __ ] Here we go.
Yes. All the chromatic
metal. Give it to me, baby. Yeah. Pretty
soon we're going to be mining in the
halls of Moria. The mines, I should say,
the mines of
Moria. Kind of makes me I kind of want
to watch Lord of the Rings before we
play um before we start playing Return
to
Moria. But then we'd have to watch, you
know, like 17 hours of Lord of the
Rings, all three movies, extended
editions, no compromise. We did that
once on Discord. We started at noon and
ended past midnight, I think. Really
solid gun. Yeah, that's why I like to
mention it. Um, just in case there's
someone out there who doesn't doesn't
know. Scotty doesn't know. You
know, there we
go. Let's
see. Clunk. Need a healing
kit. There was a Minds of Moria update a
while ago. Yeah, Cosmo. One of the
biggest things they added are dedicated
servers. You can now have a dedicated
server instead of having to have a
client host. That's great because that
means the server can stay up
24/7. Uh yeah, I don't who knows if
they're going to add any kind of like
definitive DLC because they're adding
cosmetics to the game. Sure. But is
there going to be more story or is or is
that it? Because again, Return to Moria
is uh basically takes place around 20 or
25 years after the events of Return to
the King or Return of the King, Lord of
the Rings. Uh but it's a great story. It
really is a great story. I honestly
think it should be considered canon to
the overall story of Lord of the Rings.
But uh but yeah, it's it's it's quite a
it's quite a fun experience and uh we're
going to replay it because when we first
played it, it was it was it was good and
it was fun, but some of the boss fights
were bugged out and some other weirdness
was going on and they didn't have
dedicated servers at the time. So yeah,
so hopefully we'll be able to uh play
with
that. Okay, so I need some warp fuel.
Um, am I Quick question, maybe this is
me cheating, but is God bless those
things are everywhere. Yeah, these guys
are just I I think they added more.
Feels like they added more hazardous
flora, but uh am I going to need
quartzite later on? Hold on. Let's take
a look
here. Let's see. Just taking a quick
look. I feel like I'm going to need
quartzite at some point. Um, sea glass.
aquatic
creatures. Crystallized helium. Maybe
that's what I was thinking
of. Rename a
discovery.
Yeah. I guess we can do that now.
Discoveries. Uh, let's do this. All
right. We're going to rename this
thing. Oh, damn. Somebody already
discovered it. Oh, yeah. I guess I'd
have to find a creature that's or yeah,
find a creature that someone hadn't
named
yet. Uh, another rename for the
milestone. Yeah, we might have to go to
a non-expedition
planet.
Um, uh, Tuzo Gamer, I speak a little bit
of English and some German, but I'm not
sure if that's uh is is that uh Spanish,
maybe. Um,
espanol
espanol.
So, but uh it's up to you. But yeah,
unfortunately I don't really speak a lot
of Spanish. I can read a little bit, but
that's about
it. Is it what is it? Is it Spanish or
is it Portuguese? because yeah, it's um
usually what I I it's at least I find
it's easy to confuse between the
two. Um is is it
Portuguese? It is Portuguese. Okay,
gotcha. Sorry, that's my
mistake. Uh Neoaro. Yeah. Yeah, because
again I would since since January I've
played through Kingdom Come Deliverance
1, then we did uh Worlds Part Two and
then I did KCD2 and then we did Split
Fiction. So now now I've got now I have
a free moment and I I still have a
vowed. I was meaning I was meaning to
check out a vowed but I still haven't
had time to check out a vowed. I mean I
could play it off stream but you know I
kind of stream games. You know that's
what I do. But yeah, I just haven't had
the time. Just have not had the time.
What am I doing? Uh oh yeah, we were
making warp cells. Here we go. So, let's
do this. Where is my backpack
refiner? Okay, so let's take some of my
quartzsite and we're going to make
some fite dust. I'll put his
occupado. Okay, so we can make uh Check
it out. I am the ultimate badass.
State of the badass arc.
I'll keep a little bit of quartz sight
just in case I need it. Or maybe I
won't. Darth, thank you for the 22
months. Thank you, buddy.
Welcome. All right, there's that stuff
right there. I guess I'll just So, I
begin. All right, there we go. I got All
right, so now I don't have to worry
about chromatic metal anymore. Had a 100
plus hour binge over a twoe period of
Monster Hunter Wild. My first Monster
Hunter. Yeah, I I I I just I don't I
kind of don't get into those games, but
I I've watched people play them. It
seems like they would be fun. I don't I
don't know. I kind of want to I want to
have like monster ped, you know? Instead
of monster hunter, I want to have
monster pter. It's you find weird
monsters and then you like feed them
snacks and you get to pet them and maybe
ride them around a little
bit. That's what I would
like. You can rename any of your past
discoveries. Yeah, let's take a look and
see. Well, gosh. Yeah, I'd have
to let's see. Is there any that haven't
been
named? I'm sure all of the ones you have
to remember like, you know, tens of
thousands of people play this game. So,
yeah, all of the ones that are actually
on the expedition planets and moons
probably have already been renamed.
Secret furry. No, I just, you know, not
not into furry stuff, but uh I don't
know. I just I don't I just don't think
it would be a game I'd be super into.
All right.
Uh, let's see. Oh, yeah. I keep getting
distracted. Uh, we need to make some,
uh, warp cells. So, let's see
here. Okay. So, we need to make some
antimatter. Let's make that
now. Antimatter takes uh Oh, it takes
condensed carbon and chromatic metal.
So, let's make let's make at least four
of these. And then let's make some
more. Okay. Okay. So, let's go ahead and
now we're going to make the warp
cells. And we're going to make uh four
of those. And four of these should be
enough to fully refuel my hyperdrive.
All right. There we go. Done. Dun dilly
dillydo. So, so there is that.
Okay. There we go. I'm just freeing up
room in my inventory. And they have a
resort button now finally. So that's
good. Actually, let's say let's move
these to my starship as well. My fart
ship. Okay.
Hexberry. Restore 5% support power. That
might come in handy. All right. Now, uh,
we still got to we still got to visit
two more. Okay. So, we've been to what
have we been to? We've been to Algen.
We've been to Yuge. We've been to
Tessia. So, now we just need to go to
Resid Prime or
Tisug. All right, let's do it. We'll
just make two quick pit stops and we'll
go to the next star system. Hey, good
kid. Welcome back.
Okay, so let's see which planet is
this. Yeah, I can't see the planet name
or the moon name.
Oh, there he
goes. Excuse
me. Uh, so I just need to land here. Oh
god. Sorry, I got the yawns. Just need
to land, take a look around, then get
up, and then go to Resid Prime, and then
we can get out of here. Hey, Gore. How's
your week going? Godzilla. That's right.
Godzilla indeed.
Hopefully your uh your week and eventual
weekend will be
splendifferous and I know I just I keep
having weird dreams. Yeah, I dreamt last
night that uh God I was working in an
office again, but then we were being
attacked by mutant pirates. You know,
just you know what you might find in an
office job sometime like mutant
pirates. Uh my last message got buried.
Oh, it did. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you
finish that split it or quit it game? I
forget what it's called. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Uh split fiction. Yeah, we played that
with Bellauri and it was awesome. I
mean, it is a really really fun game.
I'm sure you're pretty busy these days,
but if you can ever find a moment, uh
you should play that game with someone.
It is uh it is awesome. It's a really
really fun fun game. I think it'll
easily probably pick up a nod for game
of the year. Will it win? Who knows? But
uh I'm sure it will do well in during
the awards season.
flunk. Yeah, I think look at this. I
mean, I think they increased the
hazardous uh plants count by quite a lot
cuz Yeah, used to not see so
many. What? What? What? Uh uh yeah,
Bellicuri says, "We did it together."
Yeah, that we did. It was fun. Yeah, I
spent three days uh doing doing doing it
with Belly Cury and uh we finally
reached the conclusion and it was a a
nice conclusion. Golly,
uh it was uh it was it was a fun time.
Yeah, I I would recommend this game to
anyone. It's kind of kid-friendly.
There's a little bit of, you know, spicy
language in it, some, you know, kind of
some a few adult themes, but it I would
be I would say it's probably fine for
like, you know, 10 years old and up.
Uh yeah, school is kicking my butt. Ah,
what did I forget what were you what did
you say you were studying? Yeah, I
finally got published. I got
published. I got my friend to agree to
play it. I'm sure they'll love it, man.
It's It's a really fun game. It does
help if you play with somebody that you
know you've maybe gamed with before kind
of know what kind of stuff they're into.
It helps if uh they're into say like
puzzle games and platformers a little
bit. All right,
let's get the heck on out of here. All
right, let's see which uh is that the
moon? moon I just came
from. That's just it. It's like I don't
know if that's the moon I just came
from. Is
it? You finished at the same time, huh?
What an accomplishment. Yeah, it's
always nice, right? You know, just uh
you're like that was great. Next thing
you know, split fiction as you roll
credits. Cosmoro. No, it is it is a
mandatory two-player game. It's the
minimum of amount of multiplayer that
you can have in a game. Just one other
person. But it is a two-player game. Uh,
it does require a second person to
play. All right, let's see. No, that's
Algen again. So, we have to find We have
to find Resonated or whatever that
moon's
called. Uh, yeah, Morpheus, I keep
hearing that. Yeah. Um, I should try a
repo. I just I've got I've got a few
other games that we're going to check
out in the meantime. Oh, Calculus.
Yikes. I was trying to say ouch and
yikes at the same time. It came out as
yalss. I never did take calculus. I took
uh statistics um as a pre pre-ol
preparatory math
course and uh did pretty well, but yeah,
I never never ended up taking
calculus. Let's see. Is that it over
there? Is that resid Oh, there it is.
Resid prime. The final
one. Let me ask you, did you did you
take any preparatory math before
calculus? because I'm absolutely a use
it or lose it kind of guy. Uh I took uh
what did I take? Yeah, the typical stuff
like algebra, geometry, algebra 2,
trigonometry. Um but then I took in my
senior year of high school, I didn't
take any math classes whatsoever. So, um
I quite literally scored a perfect score
on the English entrance exam side for
college and then I got something abysmal
like a 36% on the math side cuz I just
didn't remember how to do anything.
For me, I don't know about you, but for
me, math is absolutely a use it or lose
it kind of thing because I didn't
remember how to do any any of the uh you
know, equations or all that stuff.
Literally nothing. And he jumped right
back into calculus. That's got to be
fun. That's got to be piles of
fun. I I couldn't even I couldn't do a
quadratic equation right now to save my
life. Well, this place looks kind of
nice. Oh, wait. Hold on. What's this?
What is this? Hey, this is a this is a
relic planet. Oh, you know, I've never
actually been to one of these
before. I hate myself. Yeah. Well, you
know, God, calculus would be hard even
if you had taken math classes right
beforehand. But it's fine. I'm sure
you'll do great. Never give up. Never
surrender. But maybe study more. Study
hard. Yeah. Study long and hard. Yeah.
Okay, there we go. And that was that.
Finished that way. Uh that task, if you
will. Don't need the rusted metal
anymore. Nothing found. Great. That's
just
peachy. The longest and the hardest and
the
girthiest. What do we have here?
Whispering eggs. Those could get me into
some
trouble. That's all right. I don't
really need the
money.
However, we will take a look around in
here. See if there's any
loot. Hey, I think this is a first aid
station. Ah, finally. There we go. Yeah,
I was I was uh down a couple health
points, so that
works. Just looking for a little bit of
loot. I learned the Corvox word for
Corvex. That's always useful.
Oh, I missed
one. I get some free ammunition. Okay,
cool. Yeah, I'm glad we came in here.
I'm glad we came in
here. Whisper back. Sweet. Nothings to
them. Yes, I should. What is this thing?
A memory
stone. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, this is to
learn um the like the relic building
parts and things. Yeah, like I said,
this is my first time going to a relic
world where it's got, you know, leftover
buildings from an some ancient alien
civilization that no longer exists. Or
so we
think. Damn it. Weapon charge depleted.
Radiation erection falling. technology.
Like how I had to spend condensed carbon
to get condensed carbon. It's kind of a
give and take kind of
world. All right, there goes that. Okay,
now we can get the heck out of this star
system
finally. So long. Hold on. Let's say
[Music]
goodbye. So long, star system. Burn in
hell.
All
righty. I'm already nicked deep in my IT
job and I'm very tempted to go back to
college this time for geology. Don't
want to do papers and have to be a
teacher for a stable income
though. I don't know. You can stick to
engineering.
Better than being a CIS admin,
probably. Okay. All righty. So, let's do
this. So, we're leaving. We're leaving
this place. Oh, actually, before we do
that, um, let's take a look. Expedition
phase one reward. Collect reward.
Prepackage launch autocharger. Sweet
merciful
crap. Depending on how good your hearing
is, it's either a dog eat dog world or a
doggy dog world.
H how would you say would you say hund
es um God how do you say world in German
I don't remember oh god I used to know
crap I can't
remember hund or
hund is it oh yeah so hund hund
hund does that make sense does that
translate to
German Okay, sorry. I'm still taking my
German lessons, so any any excuse I get
to think or or discuss Deutsch I I try
to I graduated at the well graduated I
finished at the top of my class. Uh last
week I was number one in my digital
class because there's like a million
people use Duolingo every day and so
they put you in like smaller groups of
maybe 20 people. So last week I was
first in my class. So
yeah. Uh, I'm currently jobless due to
being fired for my illness. Really? I
thought fired for your illness. What
What country do you live in? Because the
United States you you can't be fired,
uh, without some form of due
compensation. Uh, because it's
considered discrimination at that point.
So, uh, IBS, a buddy of mine has
basically IBS. Yeah. I don't mean to
chuckle, but it's, uh, it's, uh, it's,
yeah, he's he's struggled with it. We we
kind of just joke about it, but uh uh he
actually has a he has a he has a stop
sign, I think, on his bathroom door that
says uh God, what what did it say? I'm
trying to
remember. Ever tried playing a game, you
know, in German to train? No, but I have
watched movies in German. Uh just to try
to learn. I used to watch German
television when I lived in
Germany. Uh we don't say doggy dog
world. We says kind pony ponyof here.
Ponyhof. What? What? Uh Vas Ponyov. Uh
uh let's see there would would it be
that is no something
here. All right, let me stay focused
here. I was I was under the impression
that I might be able to beat this today.
That's never going to happen. Okay, so
targeted
system. Oh my god, the first rendevous
is all the way over here. No way. No
way. Really? That's the first rendevous
and it takes like six jumps? Hold on.
One,
two. I guess that's not too bad. What?
Three jumps. It's going to use up all my
warp fuel that I just literally just
made. Turn. Sh it. All right. Let's see.
Subaru. Let's go to Cubu. All right. And
warp. That depends on the state. In
Florida, you could be let go from your
job at any point. A company feels like
it. Like I was last week after putting a
decade into my company. But that's the
thing is, you know, but that's like I
said, if it's for health related
reasons, that would be discriminatory.
But if it was not for health related
reasons, like they they said it's like,
"No, no, it's cuz you're not punctual or
your your performance is lacking or
something." But if they specifically
said it's like, "No, we we're firing you
because you have too much diarrhea."
Then that would be discriminatory,
right? So, um, they they would have to
they'd have to word it a different way,
I guess you could
say. Belgium. And they can't kick me of
my in invalidity compensation if it's
recognized. Huh. So, so you're
saying Oh, yeah. And like, yeah. Did you
get compensated for it? I like I said,
here in America, our healthcare system
is really, really brutal, but we do have
some protections when it comes to
employment. Yeah. You know, they we have
a lot of we have a lot of rules and laws
that protect people from discrimination,
which is good, you know. So, if you if
you accidentally like at work and you're
like, "Hey, don't fire me." just cuz I,
you know, leaked some trouser
chili. Yeah, go figure, Sticky. Well,
you know, we had Aphes, we had Aphes TV
or whatever it was
called, the American military
channel. Oh, you had problems getting to
work. Ah, okay. Gotcha. Well, yeah.
Unfortunately, so I was a manager at one
point and I had to I it was I was tasked
with letting someone go. It wasn't my
decision, but they said it's like, yeah,
you have to let this person go because
they simply cannot arrive to work on
time. They lived over two hours away. Uh
and it's like, uh, yeah, you know, they
they they told me it's like, look, man,
my father's out of work. I'm trying to
basically provide for the whole family,
but you know, I was working at a
military facility. I was like, look,
man, there's only so long we can let
this go. You're working for the US
military and they have well, you know,
they have to have people who can get the
job done. Hey, who is this? Oh, it's
Hackon. But yeah, and I felt really
really bad about that. But the guy was
just he was just perpetually would show
up like 20 minutes late, 30 minutes
late, sometimes an hour late. He's like,
"I'm sorry, man. I had to drive two
hours today." But it's like, "Dude, you
drive two hours every day. Just leave
earlier." He's like, "I can't." So, uh,
yeah. And so just they were like, "Hey,
you know, you got to I was I was the
manager at the time, so like yeah, it
falls on you to actually tell this guy
he's out of a job."
So you know what they say, [ __ ] rolls
downhill, so to
speak. All right. Um I'm here to do
something. Yeah, let's go get a backpack
upgrade. Like imagine me being in charge
of
anything. It's true story, though.
All right. I was the interim manager for
a telecommunications office in a
military base. That's a true story, man.
All right. Let's see. Oh, this is the
wrong one.
Whoops. Okay. Uh, leave. Sorry, I don't
need more multi-tool slots. I need this
guy right here. Exo suit upgrade. Your
first one's always free. Uh, so that's
nice. So, let's go ahead and purchase
that
one. All righty. And then I believe we
can get a second one if I can summon the
anomaly. Hey nun, welcome. Yeah,
spending four hours. I I even told him I
was like, "Look, man, it's like you
should probably try to find a job closer
to where you live because that's you're
losing four hours a day in driving
alone." He's like, "Well, yeah, man, but
this job pays pretty well." But he just
he just kept showing up late. Kept
showing up late. Like like two or three
days a week every week he was showing up
late. So, I think I think he like missed
some meeting or something and then my my
manager, the project manager, was like,
"No, he's he's got to go." Gave him gave
him too many chances. All right. Um,
I've been thinking about doing Dolingo.
I was so great with Spanish when I was
in high school. I wish I'd stuck with
it. They're not kidding when they say,
"If you don't use it, you lose it."
Yeah. So, so Dolingo is fantastic
because it it it constantly bugs you to
do your lessons. Uh, yeah. So, you know,
there's it's it's it's a like a
progression system. So, these are all
the previous lessons that I've done. Uh,
wait, did I
miss I Oh, I was about to say I thought
I missed some. It's cuz they're in
green. I thought they were in black cuz
I missed something. But yeah, I've done
How many days have I done now? I have
done uh 174 days straight. And I
probably know more German now than I
have in my entire life. And that's with
a mother who's from Germany, you know.
So, it's uh it's it's really great. It
it kind of gifies the learning
experience too to keep you mentally
invested in learning every single day.
Even if it's just a quick like 5 minute
lesson or spending 45 minutes going
through a whole course for the day. Uh
it's it's it's been a great program. Uh
it's free but it's kind of adheavy
unless you pay for the uh you know the
premium tier which is 75 bucks a year.
So that's not bad. But yeah, I mean it's
it's you do a lesson, see an ad. Do a
lesson, see an ad. Update your settings,
see an ad. Unupdate your settings, see
an ad. And so it's it's very very ad
heavy if you if you want to get it for
free. I mean, so you can learn for free,
but yeah, just it's very
adheavy. None. Good luck, dude. None. I
I honestly think that you'd probably
really really like Split Fiction. It is
a fantastic game. It's not a long game
either. It's about 15 hours maybe. So if
you stream, you know, like 5 hours, 10
hours, however long, um it would be I
finished it in three streams. And yeah,
it's just it's just a really really
surprisingly good game. Yeah. Couldn't
the guy just stay late to compensate?
Uh, well, I mean, we we kind of did
stuff with him like that, but yeah, it's
just it's just you just can't have that
because what it was is when he wouldn't
show up, other people couldn't leave.
Uh, and you know, that's the thing is we
told him it's like, okay, if you're
showing up late to the later shift,
maybe try to go to the early shift. He's
like, well, dude, if I was doing the
early shift, I'd have to get up at 3:00
in the morning. It's like, well, you
know, can you show up on time? So, he
really he kept telling me he's like,
"Look, man. I I really don't want to
take the like the early 6 a.m. shift or
whatever." And I was like, "Well, then
you got to show up on time, buddy." You
know, he just you have to. But he just
just, you know, he would be good for a
while, then start getting showing up
late, showing up late, showing up late.
And I told him, we we have a like a late
late shift. But he didn't want to do
that either because it's like look man
if if traffic is bad for you because
you're trying to drive through he was
trying to drive from West Virginia
through West Virginia through the
Northern Virginia to get to DC and uh
you know it's a long drive with brutal
commute. So I was like well do you want
to take the late late shift? And he's
like no. And I was like well why not?
He's like I don't want to work that late
on Fridays because you know he's a
single guy and you know he's in his late
20s. And I was like, dude, you have to
make this work. Otherwise, you know,
it's it's not going to work for us, so
to
speak. Uh, Duolingo broke. It does not
send crow with knife anymore. I don't
know what that means. Send crow with
knife. Dude, I loved it. I just streamed
it the other day. Almost finished it in
one go. Oh, really? Okay, gotcha. Yeah.
Who Who are you playing with? Because,
you know, it's it's a two-player
game. Two hours each way. That's a
part-time job. Yeah, he he you know,
it's funny. He eventually um I did hear
that he had gotten a different job. So
hopefully hopefully something a lot
closer to him cuz man, I I had an hour
and a half commute at one point and I
thought I was just going to kill myself
just getting stuck in traffic every day.
Yuck. All right, I'm sorry. Uh where am
I now? Uh let's see. Uh collect reward.
Never look back. Never surrender. Ah,
here we go. Warp cells and warp. Ah,
here we go, chat. Warp hyper core plans.
That's what we needed. Yeah. Yeah, there
we go. So, I just need an antimatter,
which I can make. Yeah, there we go. So,
yeah, let's make uh an antimatter and a
warp hyper core presto. It's just that
easy. So, as long as I can get some more
storm
crystals and launch
autocharger. There we go. See, now we're
making some uh I played with my mod
Subnostra. I played It Takes Two with
her as well. I honestly think it was
better than It Takes Two and that set
such a high bar. Yeah, it was literally
game of the year. And I honestly agree
with you. But split fiction is is
honestly better. It's just it takes it
takes two's concept like puzzle concept
and a way outs puzzle concept and it
just dials it up to 11. Uh that's okay.
I can get some more storm
crystals. Okay.
So, let's do this. Okay. Is there
anything? Yeah, let me sell a few
things. But before I sell some stuff
while I'm here, let's take a look. Uh
okay. Let's see. Cook your own
food. So, okay. So, I just need to cook
some food. That shouldn't take too long.
Have to make a nutrient
ingesttor. Okay. I'm just trying to see
what all I can sell for my current
inventory to make some
room. Make room. Make
room. Don't forget to add two inventory
slots. Yeah, I just I added one, but
you're right. We have to go to the uh
the Schlanomaly and make another one.
Okay,
sodium processor. Just seeing I don't
want to sell my salty chunks cuz I can
use those. I got chunks and
hex. All right, let's switch to my
starship. Uh should I sell my silver?
Yeah, why
not? I'll sell my
magnold. I got my crunchy
wings. I'll sell my gold and my
platinum. All right, that should be good
for now. Hopefully I can make like a
cool recipe with weird stuff in it. All
right. All right. So,
yeah, the pizzle. Are you
forizzle? Now, I could go to the anomaly
and get a uh I could get one of my one
of my expedition
ships. All right, Chad. Remember, I have
infinite space power. Or I can summon an
entire space station.
Behold the anomaly.
Needed more reverb on that
[Music]
one. Wonder what the next expedition's
going to be
about. It will be about aliens. Weird
stuff.
You know, sometimes I think about if if
for some reason the streaming thing
didn't pan out even though I've been
doing it for 5 years now, you know, like
if I get old and decrepit, nobody wants
to tune in anymore to watch a, you know,
an older than 21-year-old stream. Kind
of makes me wonder. It's like would I uh
I wonder if I could I would qualify for
unemployment. I've never I've never
actually done unemployment before. Has
anyone in the United States done that
before? Filed for
unemployment cuz my work history would
be like, "Oh yeah, here's here's five
years of me being weird on the
internet." You really none? What What's
that process
like? Let's see.
Yeah, it's She was known as Rotorooer in
college for reasons. Oh yeah, she'll
clear out that blockage. No
problem. It was annoying and hard.
Really? 22. Where's the unsub button?
Exactly. Yeah. Who would who would want
to
uh deal with such a streamer?
Yuck. Just call it self-employed. Well,
yeah. I mean, that's technically what it
is. I mean, I'm effectively
self-employed. Mad Buddha, thank you for
the 57 months. Mad Buddha, I have a
question for you. I am the ultimate
badass.
State of the badass. Mad Buddha, are you
going to join us for some return to
Moria action? To the minds of Moria.
They have dedicated servers now. I don't
know if you want to host it. I can I can
just use a third party host as well, but
I thought you might be interested. H if
you want to go down into the minds of
Moria, I may do that. Yeah, because they
uh they it's and it's not even in alpha
beta testing a one. It's like dedicated
servers 1.0 is out now. Uh I am
Resonate. Thank you for
asking. So, so uh so but yeah, so none.
How um Oh, you have to show you're
applying every week. Oh, okay. Gotcha.
Could I just start a new Twitch channel?
Could I start a new Twitch channel? Be
like, see, I'm trying. I'm starting over
with a new Twitch channel.
Whoa. Going back to the mines. Yes, we
are. Yeah, they we were waiting for
dedicated servers to be a thing and they
are now. They're they're officially
launched. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you want,
man, but we can we can chat about that.
I don't know before or after a streamer
sometime. It looks like it's actually
pretty easy to implement. You know, I
say that as someone who hasn't done it
before, but uh uh by the way, any plans
to play Enshrouded at some point further
in development? Yeah. uh Selenica might
that that we're going to continue to
play Enshrouded every every time there's
a content update. I know sometimes they
had quality of life updates or maybe new
cosmetic updates, but me personally, I
would probably jump back in once there's
an actual expansion to the to the player
map and you know there's the new boss,
you know, that they had in the last
expansion. So, uh typically um we will
we will jump back into Enshrouded. You
can see I even still have a wallpaper
for it. Uh we're just waiting for the
next big uh content drop. But uh I like
how the last drop actually had the first
real boss of the game. You know, a lot
of those like mini bosses were pretty
good, but yeah, they actually have a
real boss in Enshrouded now. So that was
fun. Yeah, looking forward to
it. Probably is hopefully just steam
command. Okay. Uh gotcha. Yeah, I I'll
send you some information if you're not
able to find
it. I don't think you would get any
unemployment because you only get that
if you if your company let you go
without firing you, like being laid off.
Your previous company pays the
government, then the government pays
you. At least it was like that when I
did it 25 years ago. Yeah. How does that
work if you're self-employed? And then
say say like you run your own business
and unfortunately it just doesn't work
out. Oh, this isn't my ship. And it just
doesn't work out. So would you could you
qualify for unemployment or would you
just need like financial assistance? Cuz
I mean look, we pay into that. That's
part of what our taxes pay into uh is is
that system. So, you know, it's I
wonder. Yeah, I wonder what I'd have to
do to qualify for I'm not saying I need
it anytime now. I do okay on Twitch, but
I'm just curious. Just curious. Wonder
how that would
work. I think you would be looking more
into welfare. Ah, would it be welfare? I
don't know. Yeah, man. I I don't like I
said, I don't actually need to know
right now. I'm just curious more than
anything. Second Lieutenant Richard, the
new Twitch channel where you've demoted
yourself. Yeah, I'll have to struggle
even harder. Uh, I guess I'm guessing if
you're officially self-employed and
registered and pay the taxes and fees,
it should work the same. Yeah, cuz
you're right. Doesn't your your previous
employer pays part of your unemployment,
don't
they? Self-employment assistance
program. Uh, SEEP offers aid to
self-employed individuals in certain
states, though Florida does not
currently participate in this program.
Oh, yeah. Well, I guess I really am. So,
so Chad, hook a brother up and don't
unsub. Whatever you don't
unsub. Look, I may be older and dumber
now, but look, I Your sub means a lot to
me for reasons. For Florida reasons.
Look, man, I pay
$421 a month in health
insurance. That's a lot, man. Okay. All
right. Um, let's take a look at the list
now. Okay. Reach the first rende poop.
Oh, Stingy didn't get five subs. Yeah,
just
saying. All right. Well, there we go.
There is
that. All righty. You're coming out of
the walls, man.
Oh, look. I I'm I'm doing okay. Please,
please. I uh I was just I'm just think
just curious, you know, making
conversation cuz I don't know. I've
never I've never actually filed for
unemployment before. I've I've been
unemployed. Oh, there we go. You reached
our sub goal for today. Yeah. Thank
Yeah. Thank you for keeping this uh
bearded jerkface uh uh gainfully
employed sort of. I don't know.
Streaming is the fun part. It's
everything you have to do between
streams that's
difficult. Uh so what does the 430 bucks
cover? Next to nothing. Yeah, just
pretty much nothing. Yazbo, like I say
that, but uh pirate because it's like
when I when I was in the emergency room
last September, um getting what was it?
Getting getting an emergency room visit,
uh a blood test, uh a a an a sonogram, I
think it's called, or ultrasound, and
then an MRI, and then plus a
colonoscopy. Uh it was
$45,000 for all of that. About $45,000,
I want to say. And I was responsible
for about three grand of that I I think.
Yeah, I think about three grand maybe.
So yeah, that's because the health care
system in the United States is very very
very broken. It's it's a for-profit
health care system. So it's yeah, it's
just the the hospitals overcharge uh the
insurance companies. The insurance
companies overcharge the end users uh I
say end user uh the customers I guess
you could say. So it's it's a very very
broken system financially. So that's
why, like I said, my insurance, which is
probably universally not that bad, you
know, about 420 something bucks a
month just it's very expensive. It's
like, yeah, don't don't get injured or
get sick in this country, especially if
you're coming here to visit because it's
very very bad
here. I think it was like 44 44 or
$45,000
uh just for one one healthcare incident.
Barely covers the bum.
Yes.
Shy. So, yeah, like I said, that's Yeah,
about four, let's say I paid 425 a
month. Even beyond the 425, I still had
to pay about three grand for all of that
stuff. So, just unbelievable.
Unbelievable. Yeah, it's it's a it's a
pay to live system. Hey, you can't
afford to live, then you going to die.
You're gonna die in America. Mhm.
They let people die here if it's not
profitable. That's how America works.
Yeah. Same stuff in Iceland would set
you back maybe 300. Yeah. And that's why
some people they quite literally go get
healthcare in different countries like
Canada or Mexico or Iceland. Uh just
because it's so insanely expensive here.
That's it's due to unchecked uh
unchecked
capitalism for the healthcare industry.
Yeah, dying is very expensive.
Yes. Like how there's absolutely nothing
here. Just
nothing. Yeah.
I've seen what what god was it the
European Union or something that they
they had to warn travelers about
traveling to the US about having you
know uh a backup plan for healthcare
because they they attributed uh
America's health care system to being
similar to like a third world country's
health care system as far as the
likelihood that you're going to die.
So
corporatism Yeah. It's just it's it's
just a forprofit a for-profit health
care system. So it's just yeah either
have money or you have uh death. Pick
one. Okay. So we are
here. And I wish I was exaggerating. I
really do wish I was exaggerating, but
you going to die if you come here.
Mhm. All right, let's see. Ah, here it
is. There it
goes. When I was growing up, I was a
military dependent. Oh, what the heck? I
did I run out of Starship fuel?
Oh, I did.
Yeah, I was a military independent, so
the military took care of all the
healthc care stuff, but once you get to
a certain age, 21, you're no longer
eligible for your parents uh military
healthcare anymore.
So, yeah, Texas is currently
experiencing a bad measles outbreak.
Yeah. Yeah, it's funny how that happens
when people don't get vaccinated. H
wonder if there's any correlation there.
Yeah, I'm not saying there is. I'm not
saying there isn't, but there
is. It's almost like vaccines exist for
a
reason. Let's see. Where is this uh
business? Maybe it's like over
here. Usually there's some kind of big
uh Oh, they call that the Endershire.
Interesting.
[Music]
Let's see. So,
where there's usually there's usually
like a tower or something that you can
land
on.
Uh my favorite UN story is that every
nation in the UN except the US declared
that food is a necessity. Yeah. Not when
there's money to be made. Ultimate
badass.
Army. Feels
like rendevu one. Yeah, there's normally
like a big tower or something or at
least like a like a
teleporter. Heard about that guy that
got bit by a deadly poisonous snake. He
survived the bite but got stuck with a
four was it $4.2 million bill. Yeah, I
mean if you don't have health insurance,
you know, you try to declare bankruptcy
at that point, but they'd probably still
come after you.
I just sneezed Odin off my chest and he
came back to bite me in the
leg. There's That's a good
kitty. All right. Well, ch Wait,
maybe I don't know. Maybe it's this
thing over
here. I'm looking for the rendevous
point. Nope, not this expedition. Okay.
Well, I guess uh guess we'll just land
and see where we need to
go. Come on, land. Land, you fiend.
Land. There it
goes.
Uh, okay. Mad Buddha. Sounds like a
plan. Yeah, I doubt I'll be able to
finish this today. I mean, I'd probably
not anyways, but
uh the plan is uh if things go well, we
will we will begin our return to return
to Moria next week.
What happens if you don't pay those
bills? Like they can't take uh the care
that you received back. Um yeah, but
they they'll do what's called uh garnish
your wages. uh where they basically they
work it out where part of your pay um
basically as much of your pay as if
you're employed as much of your pay as
they can take legally they will uh to
pay back the bills and things but at
that point yeah I mean if you if you owe
like 4 million and you know you can't
afford it you just declare bankruptcy at
that point just say it's like yeah you
you are literally financially destitute
and you just there's there's there's no
way they're going to get their money
back but yeah they'll they'll garnish
your wages it goes to what's called
collections
and uh collections people will hound you
until you die uh to get money from you.
But uh at that point, yeah, if you
declare bankruptcy and at that point,
you go through bankruptcy proceedings
and uh have to work out how much you can
actually pay uh and then well,
effectively you wouldn't owe the rest of
the money. I don't know. I I'm not a
financial adviser. I've never declared
bankruptcy myself. But uh I think that's
effectively the gist of it. It's like
yeah, you are financially just uh what
do they call it? insolvent. I want to
say I broke my hand in December and it
cost me 2387. This includes rehab. Jeez,
Matt, I didn't know you broke your hand.
Fapping too hard. What? I didn't know
you broke your hand. When did that
happen?
Uh, bankruptcy doesn't cover medical
debt anymore, just like student debt.
Really? When did that change? Cuz Yeah,
I thought I thought it did actually.
Yeah, that's basically if if you've got
uh if you owe people money and you stop
paying it, it goes to collections, but
then they can sue you. Uh and what
ultimately happens is like it's like,
"Yeah, there's no way I can pay back 4
million." They're like, "Okay, well, you
can pay us at least like 37% of your
paycheck and still not like basically
starve to death." So, for the most part,
yeah, they they just it's called
garnishing uh your wages or garnished
wages. They just they they take up a
portion of your paycheck because, you
know, they they they want their money.
Yeah. Uh let's see.
Oh, medical debt is not included in
collections. It's a new rule, I think,
for a few years now. Oh, interesting. Uh
you know, I pay my bills. I actually
don't have any debt right now, so that's
nice. Uh so, yeah, I was in debt for a
while. I kind of ran out my credit
cards. I think I had like 12 grand or 14
grand in credit card debt. And then I
finally, you know, dug myself out of
that hole, so to speak. And ever since
then, I've tried to keep a a minimal, if
not zero, balance on everything. So, I
don't I don't I don't let anything go
past 30 days if I can help it. And I try
not to get myself into a situation where
I have to pay uh keep paying past 30
days except for like say like buying a
car.
Okay, this seems like a nice place other
than the fact that it's filled with
creatures. A save
beacon. Wait, is that is that my save
beacon? Trying to find this
rendevous. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I'
I've never never filed for bankruptcy. I
can't say I've ever done unemployment.
Um, I did want learn one valuable lesson
though, uh, about the whole unemployment
thing is that I had a company one time
that laid me off. Um, and they kept me
at their corporate headquarters uh,
while they were trying to place me in
another place. It's just, you know, the
the office that I worked in was
downsizing, but they didn't want to lose
me as an employee. Uh, so they're like,
"Okay, you know, we'll just keep you
here at the office. You can just bill
hourly. It'll be part of our overhead."
And after 2 weeks, they're like, "Yeah,
sorry. We just can't place you. We
couldn't find another gig." And I was
like, "Okay, well, you know, I guess I'm
getting laid off." They're like, "Yeah,
yeah. By the way, we need you to sign,
uh, all of your exit paperwork." And one
of the paperwork, uh, one of the papers,
I was I was young at the time, didn't
know any better. Uh, it was a voluntary
termination form. And I just, I didn't
think anything of it. It's like, you
know, I was, you know, a contracting
job. So, I filled out all of the uh the
paperwork and one of them was a
voluntary termination form. And they
just were like, "No, no, that's that's
just a standard form." It was a standard
form for them to get out of having to
pay me unemployment. So yeah, because if
it was a voluntary termination, aka I
agreed to quit based on that form, they
were not liable for unemployment
payments. And I was like, "Wow, wow, we
just Yeah, they just kind of weasled
that in because I didn't know what it
meant. They're just like, no, no, it's
just standard exit paperwork." So yeah,
if you ever get laid off and they give
you anything anything that basically
says voluntary termination or agreed
upon uh you know splitting of uh
companies and yourself or whatever. Uh
yeah, never sign that because it
basically gets them out of having to pay
your
unemployment. And I and then I actually
I think I tried to apply for
unemployment and that's when I found out
I wasn't eligible because I signed a
voluntary termination form. These things
are kind of cute, aren't they? Look at
this.
H. So that's a that's a lesson. That's a
life lesson you only learn once. Cuz
Yeah. My goodness. They they got me with
that
one. They tricked you so you can't sue
them since you didn't know what you
signed. Yeah. I mean, I got another job
pretty quick anyways. I worked on it.
But uh yeah, that was just one of those
things that uh I found out the hard way
cuz yeah, you're you're not required to
sign that form. I I looked into all this
stuff later. It's like, yeah, I wasn't
actually required to sign that form for
any reason. It was just so they could
uh, you know, get out of having to pay
unemployment. So that way it's like to
them I wasn't laid off. I quit, but I
was I was absolutely laid off. So yeah,
it was it was as you know, one of these
big like, you know, military contracting
companies and just
unscrupulous. Like I said, I you know,
didn't actually want to leave, but
office was
downsizing. Uh, in Germany is the same.
If you quit yourself, you don't get
social payments for three months. Yeah.
Yeah. I think I I think I actually
looked into getting unemployment then
found out I was
ineligible. But like I said, that's a
lesson you learn once once in life and
then never again. And now hopefully if
you ever run into that yourself, you'll
be like, "Hey, there was this uh this
awful [ __ ] on the internet that said
don't fall for that, so I'm not going
to."
Yes, you know that that one guy
uh partially Manchu if I if I if I
understand the process correctly cuz I
had another I had another job uh it was
a fast food job. They said the same
thing. The manager said he's like yeah
if you try to file for unemployment you
know just don't I'll I'll fight you in
court over it. It's like what dude I'm
like 18. I don't know what I'm
doing. Uh let's see what are they going
to do if you don't sign fire. Exactly. I
mean, that's just it, you know, that's
it was such a gotcha kind of thing where
it's like, no, no, they they put it in.
It's like, okay, you know, you agree not
to, you know, sell company secrets. You
agree not to talk about stuff that was
secret at your work, blah, blah, blah.
Involuntary termination form, you know,
and then a little bit more exit
paperwork and blah blah blah. So, just
something to learn. Something to learn.
Oh. Oh, god. Oh, no. Take a photo at the
first rendevous. Crap. Damn it. I forgot
about that one. Shine box.
Yeah, it's something you only fall for
it
once. Yep. Yep. Only once and then never
again. Dang. Crap. I got I had to take a
photo at the rendevous place.
[Music]
I should make some life support
gels. Crap. Where was that beacon
at? Oh no. Oh no. Am I going to be able
to find it? You know, it's funny because
usually people put a lot of those uh you
know, those chat box things or whatever
they
are. Just take a picture. All righty.
Let's do this. Um
see, okay, here we go, chat. What do you
think about this? All right. The great
green
beyond
this. Okay, good. All right, good. That
counted. That counted. Cheese.
I find that such a sad state of affairs
that people that really need medical
treatment can't get it because you
nearly need to beat Jeff Bezos or Elon
Musk to pay for here in Europe regular
operations. Yeah, I mean that's I'm I'm
a firstirhand account of how terrible
the US health care system
is. You buy health insurance and end up
still paying thousands of dollars. It's
because the uh health insurance or the
hospital systems way overcharge for
their services. Like I said, I was in an
emergency room for six hours and that
racked up tens of thousands of dollars
in medical bills. Six
hours. Six hours,
man. 40
grand.
Unbelievable. That's right, Yazbo. Yeah.
Second to none.
Yeah. Maybe like two or three less bombs
and Yeah, that means two or three less
dead people.
[Music]
ah well it is what it is. No one lives
forever. At least not yet. Not yet. All
right, let's do this. Okay, so now
collect reward. Supreme movement system
upgrade inventory slots base computer
plans. That sounds like a plus.
Let's do this guy. Upgrade
complete. You know, you don't have to
use those inventory slots if you don't
want to. You can actually uh just save
them for your main
game. Got to nuke the whales. Yeah.
Sweet. All right. Uh now, let's do this.
We were done officially with phase
Juan. But then how would Lockheed Martin
make an extra billion dollars? Think of
the rich people cap. I may or may not
have worked for that
company. True
story. Uh Reaver says, "I stopped
counting after 400 years." Yeah, it
probably just gets old after a while,
doesn't it? What's this? We are now
entering the Chalupa Nebula.
inventory [ __ ] Okay. All right. So,
here we
go. All right. So, we're going to
supercharge this S tier
upgrade. So, this will give me a bonus
to analysis
uh to anal
Isis. All right. So, yeah. So, that'll
give me So, yeah, plus 8,000. So, I'm
going to need that. I'm actually going
to need that for scanning a creature and
getting 90,000 uh
units.
Okay. All right. So, let's do
this. All right. There we go. Chat.
Phase one is done. Good job,
me. Since I'm retired and over 65, my
health coverage has expanded. Basically
paying a couple of dollars for my meds
over the course of a year. Nothing for
my visits to the doctor and nothing for
anytime I go to the hospital. Do you
need a new son? Is Is there any way I
could be declared a
dependent? Jeez. Butt's sake. All right,
here we go. So, let's do this. We are
now headed to rendevu
2. All right, so let's go to phase two.
All right. So, I have to cook my own
food, deploy a nutrient ingesture, um,
install starship aqua jets, reach the
second rendevous. So, it seems like I
could probably kind of knock this out
very, very quickly. Uh, except for the
Aqua Jets, but uh, let's do this. Yeah,
we're going to go ahead and try to see
if we can make it over to the second
rendevous. Can I poo at your
rendevous? Let's do this. All right,
we're going to
warp. If I have if I if I could get
maybe a um a hyperdrive upgrade or like
a you know something that can increase
the distance that would make this uh a
little a little easier.
Ah crap nuts. Hold
on. It's funny. That was Pirate King
Loomer. actually used to work with a
guy. His name was
Loomer.
Okay. All right. Got to stay on target
here. Stay on target. Missiles away.
Rockets, I should
say. So, I'm dog fighting in a in a low
tier hauler right now. Stranger things
have happened.
Got to make sure not to shoot the
friendlies. Missiles. Oh, don't need to
switch to missiles. Hold
on. Oh [ __ ] I hit a friendly by
mistake. Hope they don't count that
against
me. There we go. Toasted that guy. I
love I love the the the combo of a main
weapon plus a rocket
pods. I just I've always liked that
combo. Usually with the infr knife, but
I'll take whatever I can
get. Stay on target. Here we go. Boom.
Scratch one piratey bad guy. Boom.
All right. Emergency comms
established. I'm being hailed. Zod and
Logan Tikes. All right. All right. The
life form, who must be the captain of
this raider, looks greatly relieved.
They gesture as if to welcome me aboard
their
vessel. Nuclear Wessle. All right.
Navigational data received. Let's see
how ugly this freighter is. Uh, let's
see. All right. Where is
it? Oh, actually, hold
on. Okay, chat. So, look at this
guy. Ah, you know, I kind of like it.
It's probably going to be a C-class, but
uh actually, I kind of Hey, I kind of
like the way this looks. You're going to
love the way you look. I guarantee it.
Uh yeah. Okay, cool. Hey, I you know
what? I actually kind of like it. It's
probably a C-class, but it is going to
be a free freighter, so that's
nice. Yeah, I kind of like it. I'll have
to let somebody name my freighter, too.
That looks like a steampunk butt plug.
It's a heck of a
description. Can you transfer a
freighter from the expedition to a
normal save? Unfortunately, no. There
you can you can actually technically
sort of do it using a save editor. Um
but uh but there's no way to
legitimately do it. Yeah. So, uh, but if
you have a save editor, you can bring up
your expedition, uh, basically your
expedition game. You can get the hex
code for your specific freighter, and
then when you go back to your main save,
you can, uh, uh, basically replace the,
uh, the hex code of your current
freighter with the one from the
expedition. And that would be a way to
get this specific freighter. Uh, but,
uh, there's I don't think there's any
other way to do it other than
that. You're going to love the way you
shill. I guarantee it. Or the way I
shill.
Yeah. So this guy Yeah. This guy is
likeing. The alien barks a loud battle
cry as I approach, celebrating our
victory. I hope. They gesture towards
the control panel of their freighter as
if to suggest I take
command. He's got a tie-dye butt plug
for a head. Let's inspect this
freighter. All right. Come on, S-class.
Come on. S-class. And oh, well, it's a
B-class. Hey, we didn't get a C-class,
chat. That's better than
nothing. All right. Well, yeah, we're
going to claim it cuz considering I
don't have one.
So, I mean, it's definitely not the
prettiest freighter, but I kind of like
it. Kind of looks weird. I don't think
I've ever had a freighter that looked
like this before. I've seen them, but
I've never had
one. Get some cocaine.
All right, play him. All right, so there
you go. I have acquired a freighter. So
that is nice because now I will have a
little bit of extra storage room. Plus,
it comes with some uh some stuff like
some tridium and some chromatic metal
and gold and
stuff. Okay, so let's do this. We are
going to install this bad
boy. Let's
see. Like that guy's
like, okay,
so let's do this. We'll take the
tridium, put it on my starship. We'll
take the
uh I guess I sold all my gold already.
We got a suspicious
packet. Uh band pulse spitter upgrade.
Ooh, is that what my multi-tool has? Is
the No, I have a bolt caster. So, what I
can do is um I can sell this for 384
nanites because I'm not using a pulse
spitter at the
moment. Let's see. Let's go ahead and
install this.
Uh, put that
there. I like
her. Zug zug. Sorry, wrong game. Okay,
this was uh plus 19% to solar power
panel and 23% to life support
tanks. I like it was
like sounds like uh something like it
sounds like one of the enemies from
[Music]
Halo. You know, you know those guys. You
know what I'm talking about? from
Halo or the Covenant Forces, I think
they were
[Laughter]
called. Always sounded
fun. Yeah, so that was spot on. Yeah,
thank
you. All
right. I missed my
calling. Okay. Well, um yeah. So, there
was that. We now have Oh, uh let's do
this chat. 3 2 1 Uh, somebody's got to
name my freighter. So, let's reset and
boom. All right, we're on this for just
a couple minutes. If you would like a
shot at renaming my freighter into
whatever you want. Kind of looks like a
flying garbage can. Or like if if like
R2-D2 was scaled up and became a
spaceship. That was Captain Sexy Time
Boys 2. Uh-huh. Uhhuh. All right. Yeah,
cuz right now it's called the DSA Sushi
Hashi. Sushi
Hashit. It's Hashit. All right. Yeah,
it's very Yeah, it looks like an
industrial ship. It's all rusty on the
outside. I could I could color it. It
would cost me like 5,000 nanites, but I
could color
it. It's brutal that they charge 5,000
nanites here. You You want to see? Hold
on. Let's go
here. All right. Customize appearance.
Yeah. See, it is uh all these colors are
are locked. And if I'm not mistaken,
it's uh it's 5,000 nanites per color.
So, let's go base parts and upgrades. Uh
yeah. So, yeah. There's there's
freighter recoloring. It's 5,000
nanites, not not units or or credits.
It's 5,000 nanites per color. So, is it
5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50,000 nanites
to unlock all the
colors. It's brutal. I only ever
unlocked orange on my on my main
playthrough. All right, let's do this.
Richardbot. Yep, there's Richardbot. And
the winner is Boom. Uh Bane Bane Sturge,
what do you want to name my freighter?
Again, this will just be the freighter
that I use for the expedition, but
it'll, you know, it'll be
fun for the most
part. So, Bane, what do you want to name
this frighter? It's my freighter. There
are many like it, but this one is
mine. The hole looks like Court and
Steel. Me? Yeah. B. All right. So, we're
naming it me. Yeah, it's me. So, thank
you for the name, Bane. Oh, the SCS
garbage can. Okay, fair enough. Uh,
SCES. SCES. Is that Is that the Is that
the British designation? Is we in the
United States we use USS? Is that Iss uh
the SC Oh, hold on. I got it backwards
here. Caps lock garbage. What the hell?
Caps lock keys getting stuck. Uh,
garbage can. Yeah, SES. What is What is
SCES? Oh, no. HMS is British. What is
SES then? Is that like Swedish extra
sexy
ship? Yeah. Yeah. It's like his his
majesty's
[Music]
ship. Oh, super. Oh, super earth. Oh,
yeah. I really got to get a sound clip
of that so I can play it when people
bring up uh hell
divers. Hell dippers. Okay. Okay, let's
get off this uh this boat
here.
Okay, actually if I make a warp hyper
core, what's got a longer jump? Oh,
yeah. This the jump range of this thing
is
abysmal. Well, it's
actually Yeah, hyperdrive range for
freighters usually should be like, you
know, 3,000 at least, but this one is
very very low because it doesn't have
any upgrades at the moment. And I don't
have any I don't have any fuel for the
hyperdrive. Hyper hop. Yeah, we're going
to take a hyper skipping a
jump or super earth or in my case, super
derp. Now, why is it it keeps wanting me
to go manage fleet? Why does it want me
to manage the
fleet? Hold on. Yeah, why is it
manage
fleet. Okay, so it's got one industrial
Yeah, I guess it's an industrial style
freighter.
Okay. And it's Starship archive, which I
don't
need. That's weird. Why does it still
Oh, it's Oh, because this guy wants me
to talk to him. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. So, this guy, he says, "Ra,
interloper, captain. Our ship lacks a
fleet command room. We cannot possibly
dispatch expeditions in this state. Bra.
That guy sounds like he gargles brillow
pads for fun. Has prepared an expedition
for my fleet, but I'm afraid it lacks
the fleet command room. Ah, okay. So,
that's basically just yelling at me that
I need to make a command room, which I
don't actually need to
make. Interloper.
But man, why can't we have jetpacks and
have them be
affordable? Move the hyperdrive to the
super slot. Uh, but I don't Let's see.
Cuz Yeah, maybe here. Yeah, it goes from
All right, here we go. It goes from 116
to 145. Nice. Really should be like
2,000. Uh, let's see. Okay, so we need
to reach the second
rendevous. That's probably going to be
easier with my my little ship as opposed
to my big one.
Phantom, I am doing the uh I'm doing the
expedition for No Man's Sky, Expedition
17, Titan, because I hadn't done it yet.
So, we're just going to go ahead and do
this before it ends. It ends in about
two weeks, I want to say. Hyperdrive has
no fuel.
Crapnuts. Crapnuts, I
say. The worst kind of
nuts. Okay, so um here we go. Warp Hyper
Core Blarge
and Bans Life support
module. Bam. All right, let's do this.
We're going to move this here and this
here. This
shme.
And there we go. Sorry, I just had to
move some of my modules around to make
the best use of the supercharge
slots. Okay. All right. Here we
go. Three. God. What I should do is I
should go to the space station. How
many? Actually, hold on. How many N Hold
on. I'm choking to death.
Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's do this.
Uh, let me go to the space station. See
if I can get a hyperdrive
upgrade. So, Oh, no. But this one, yeah,
this is an abandoned station. So, yep,
we're not going to find anything useful
there. Yeah, don't choke. It's
expensive. Darn right. All right, here
we
go. It's just because that Yeah, this
ship has no basically no hyperdrive
range. I'm going to chew up a lot of
hyper hyperdrive
fuel. Okay, let's
see. All right, let's stop off at this
space station. It's pretty
close. Stop off at the space station.
See if I can get a hyperdrive
upgrade so we can save on warp fuel
because we're kind of draining our warp
fuel quite
quickly. This game is neat, isn't
it? Playing this game for what almost
nine years and just never gets old.
Never gets old. Of course, now that
we've played split fiction, it kind of
feels like we should have uh some sci-fi
stuff and then some fantasy stuff,
right?
Okay, going to get another backpack
upgrade here. Uh 35 grand. Sure, why
not? All right, so uh let's see. We need
spaceship
upgrades. Yep, it's this
guy.
Okay. All right. Purchase upgrade
modules. Let's do that. Okay, so I got
1100 nanites. Uh these are
reactors. Those are for building your
own ships. The the class of reactor you
buy is what uh uh is is Wow, man.
S-class is 12,000 now. Didn't that used
to be cheaper? 12,000 is a lot, but
that's it's a way whatever uh if you're
building a ship, whatever class of
reactor you buy is what is what makes
the class of the ship. So, let's see.
Okay. Hyperdrive module. That's
75. Let's see. launch
thrusters, Starship
shields. Okay, here we go. So, we got uh
we've
got three three potential hyperdrive
upgrades. So, let's do let's buy this
one, this oneceived
and let's buy the crap tier one.
Okay, so this should be a pretty decent
upgrade for the hyperdrive.
Okay.
So, all right. Starship, Starship, then
Starship. Oh, wait, wait. That's And
wait, wait, hold on. I have a Damn. I
have a module uh a module to sell. You
can always play KCD2 again when the
update drops. I swear I would Well,
yeah. I mean, if um I if they have the
DLC when that comes out, I might
actually Yeah, I might actually stream
that. All right, let's sell. Um see,
yeah, suspicious pulse spitter module.
I'm not going to use the pulse spitter.
So, there we go. So, I got 377 nanites
back, was
it? Hill Games have done a very good job
on keeping this game alive compared to
some other game publishers. Yeah, I
mean, they've had, I think, uh, over 30
updates for the game and they've all
been free. Some of them are basically
DLCs and they're just not charging for
them. Weapons on supercharge slot is a
consensus, right? Uh, yes. Um, for other
modules, you really kind of have to play
around. So, like my hyperdrive range is
113. So, let's see. Do I have any other
exposed uh hyperdrive slots or
supercharge slots? It doesn't actually
doesn't look like I do. Ooh.
Ew. That's no
good. So, right now, the only hyperdrive
slot that I have un unccorked is this
one, and that's for my weapons. Uh, so
my DPS goes down to 1565 if I don't if I
don't supercharge it. All right, let's
try to let's try to see if I can
increase my hyperdrive range without
um uh let's see. Oh crap, I already had
one upgrade in here. Damn, I didn't know
that. Uh let's see. Oh, that's the
Atlantic drive. No, that shouldn't count
against us. All right, so let's do
this. Okay. All right, so right now
we're at uh 113. So let's do this guy
and this guy and this guy. Yeah, I need
to I need to unlock some slots for my my
ship, but they're very very expensive.
Um, so let's do this. So now my
hyperdrive range is uh 612. So that's
pretty
good. Let's see if maybe I can buy some
slots for my ship. They're probably
going to be very expensive,
though. All right, upgrade
starship. Uh, purchase. Oh, wow. Holy
crap, it's 7 million. Woo! Man, I knew
it was going to be expensive. I didn't
think it was going to be that expensive.
Woo.
Alrighty. Yeah. Yeah, I can probably try
to get 1 million Gshion,
right? Uh, really main event? Okay.
Well, I don't know. I guess it's, you
know, because there a lot of people
hanging out, so it's uh, you know, it's
kind of one of those things where I'm
sure having company also kind of makes
like a difference. Are you trying to
push the pisle further? I am. Yes, I am.
All right. Um, let's see. Let's see if I
can move some modules around and see if
I can increase it. So, right now it's
612. Let's see if I can move my
modules. Let's see. We're going to try
to do a little bit of
uh moving around
here. Okay, so that's 6. We got it up to
621 by moving kind of moving moving the
parts around. Let's
try. All right. 621. That's 616. So
that's actually
worse. All
right. So that's 610. That's also worse.
It looks like the way I had it is
probably going to be the optimal
configuration. Okay. Yeah, we're running
out of room. But yeah, now I have a lot
lot better range. And what that does is
that helps you save hyperdrive fuel,
like warp fuel. So you you can go
further um with this with the same
amount of
fuel. Trying to buy a Ferrari for half a
peanut
problem. What's wrong with that? Let's
see. Quad servo. I can sell that
later. Okay. All right. Well, um yes,
we're on phase two. So yeah, we're going
to go rendevous. I can cook my own food
wherever we go. And if I can build a
nutrient, we can make that as well, this
thing. So, yeah. Let's go to rendevous
2, which I may be able to make it in one
jump
now. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. If I'm going too fast for any
reason, you know, like explaining things
or doing stuff in game. Oh, yeah. It was
just one jump anyways, but that's okay.
Just let me know and I'll slow things
down just a wee bit. I'll slow it
down. Go smuggle. Easy money. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, there's Wow. There's somebody
right in front of me. Wow. It's uncanny.
Now, remember, when you're going to
different star systems, I do highly
recommend landing on the space station
if it has a space
station. Uh, let's
see. This is a This is an undiscovered
or abandoned system. Yeah. Or uncharted,
I guess it's called. So, yeah, we're not
going to find a space station here.
But it does help to uh to land at space
stations first simply because all right,
this is an aquatic planet, so we might
be able to do some of the fish stuff
here. Crushed in the depths of all the
water. Yes. Can you uninstall the game,
download it again, and redo all the
expeditions? No. But there are uh there
are mods out there that will um help
unlock previous expeditions so you can
do them, but I'm pretty sure you have to
do them in offline mode. So, you'd have
to like, I don't know, get the game save
files or what have you. Uh, then launch
the game and then go
offline. Uh, I've never done it before,
but there is there is a way to play the
old expeditions. There is a
way. Yeah. Yeah. This is Yeah, this is
an uncharted system. You're right about
that. You are certainly correct.
Hopefully, you're wrecked. Well, hello.
Hey, what's going on?
All right. So, ADTO. Man, you just can't
get away from ads. Even a No Man's Sky
planet. Okay. So, let's see. What do we
got here? So, this is a water world
that's apparently very, very, very
sparsely laden with islands. So,
hopefully hopefully we
can hopefully we can make it out
there. All
right, we're coming in
hot. So, let's
see. All right. So yeah, the rendevous
is underwater, but if we can find a
place to
land. I see lots of ships around, but it
looks like there are bases and stuff.
Traveler's
outpost. Okay, so let's see.
H. Okay. So, yeah, I need to install the
aqua jets so we can land somewhere. I
forget what does um what do I need to
make aqua
jets? Aqua
jets. Going to go out slugging some
nerds. Who do the what
now? Yeah, you need those aqua jets.
Let's see. Well, let's do
this. Oh, these are all off planet. So,
we'd have to find
something. I'll tell you what. Let's do
this. All right. Discoveries. Let's see.
Super critical. Super critical.
Redacted. Icy. Aquatic. Toxic.
Anomaly. Oh, none of these sound
particularly inviting.
That's a redacted planet. Or let's try
to land on the redacted planet. See what
it takes to install those aqua
jets. Installation mats uh is what
killed me this expedition. I
see little
kitty. All right. A redacted planet
which does actually have water,
interestingly
enough. We're going to take a hard left.
We're going to land right in uh Space
Europe. All right, we're coming in hot
and beefy. Oo, I see a
rainbow. Into rainbows,
bro. All right, let's see. I like to
land on the coastline. Yeah, check it
out. You can almost see a
rainbow. Coming in hot. Coming in
greasy.
Call me the greasy strangler.
[Music]
Clunk. Okay. All right. Behold, I've
discovered a new
[Music]
world. Drinking some alien
pee. All right, Chad. We've done it.
We've landed where no one has ever been
before, except for all the other 10,000
players that came here before me. All
right, so let's do this. Okay, first
things first. Uh, let's take our look
um at the expedition. All right, cook
your own
food. Let's do that now. Oh, actually,
hold on. Phase
five. Supreme scanning system upgrade.
Oo, that's going to come in handy.
All right. So, let's get that
uh let's get that scanner module
installed. Okay. So, now actually let's
take a look at the baselines of these
two. These are both S
tier. All right. 68 78 and
32. Yeah, we're going to supercharge
this one and put that one up there.
Okay. So, now if I scan something, let's
see if I can get um 90 grand for
scanning a creature.
All right, here we
go. Uh, it's 69,000. Nice. Come on,
chat. You got to say
nice.
Righty. Yeah. So, I have to scan a
creature and get over 90 grand for it.
And that's part of the
mission. That's
43,000. Dang, I need like one more
upgrade. That guy's
running. 43,000. Yeah, we either have to
find a really rare creature or have to
put in one more
upgrade. Let's
see. Oh, there it is. We did it. Woohoo.
Yeah, that was 131. Never mind. Okay,
milestone
complete. Three magnetic resonators. Oh,
that's right. I forgot about the
magnetic resonators. Oh, I was going to
go to a space station to see if I could
just buy one. Crap.
Uh, I need two antimeter and four uh uh
crystal sulfide. Okay, so we're by the
coastline here, so we might be able to
find some crystal sulfide, but the the
resonators. Yeah, I got to go to a space
station and buy those. I could make
them, but who wants to make them?
Yeah, there we go. That was also
131,000. All right, let's do
this phase deuce. Uh, phase five
rewards. Man, we're going to beat phase
five before we beat phase
two. All
right. Okay. Prismatic feathers and
nipnip buds. Those are uh those are
contraband if I'm not
mistaken. Yep. Those are Yeah, those are
smuggled goods. Got to be careful with
[Music]
those. All right. Well, tell you what.
Let's do the following. Uh let's see.
Nutrient processor. lung.
All righty. Let's try to make some
chiao. Okay, finished dish. We'll put in
some crunchy wings. Uh, we'll put in
some salty
chunks and we'll put in some nipnip bud.
Oh, okay. That doesn't count. All right,
let's see. What else can we put in here?
Um, we could put in a little bit of
hexberry. No, that doesn't
work. Uh, maybe some sweet root. Nope.
Nothing. Okay, we're gonna make some uh
It says gelatinous
goop. All right, here we
go. All right, there it is. We're doing
a little cooking here. A little
cooking. All right, let's get rid of
these salty
chunks. What happens if I put some sweet
root here? Uh, I'll put occupied. And
then that would make some processed
sugar. But what if we added what if we
added some
hexberry? Okay. Nothing. All right. So,
put that away. This will make some
steamed vegetables. Ooh, that would be
kind of nice. Hexberries. Yeah, make
steamed
vegetables. Delicious. I got some mixed
vegetables in my freezer.
[Music]
I think I like I like how it just
jostles all the food inside. All right,
put those in my ex's suit. And let's
take the sweet route and we'll make some
pure
sugar. Honey,
[Music]
honey,
sugar. Can you make steamed hams?
Steamed hams.
Do you want me to show you Aurora
Borealis right afterwards? Aurora
Borealis. What What does he say at this
time of
year? I can't remember the whole thing
he
says.
Yes. All right, let's
[Music]
do All right, there we go. We cooked
some food.
Hey, shouldn't I have Is that cook your
own
food?
Um Oh. Oh, it's Oh, I have to do flour
and yeast. Ah, crap. Oh,
man. Yeah. Hold. What does he say? Hold
on. What's the whole thing? Uh, let's
see.
Let's see.
[Music]
You know, these hamburgers are quite
similar to the ones they have at
Crustyburg.
No. Skinnerburgers. Old family recipe.
Yeah. For steamed hams. Yes. Yes. And
you call them steamed hams despite the
fact they are obviously grilled.
Yes. You know
the one thing I
Excuse me for one second. Of course.
Oh, well that was wonderful. Good time
was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes, I
should be. Good lord. What is happening
in there? Aurora Borealis.
Aurora Borealis. At this time of year,
at this time of day, in this part of the
country, localized entirely within your
kitchen. Yes. Yes. [ __ ]
No, man. The Simpsons just is just not
like it used to be, man. It used to be
just
hilarious. Oh,
yes. God, stupid skinner. All right,
look. Uhoh. Here we go. Now look, uh,
heptoid
wheat. Aha. All, there we go. There's
heptaloid wheat. That wasn't too far.
It's Yeah. I mean, apparently The
Simpsons I like how I have to say
apparently The Simpsons is still on the
air. I I can't I can't remember the last
time. It's sad, too, because actually,
you know, I still like the the Treehouse
of Horror episodes, but I haven't even
watched one of those in years.
Okay. So, um, create yeast from
bacterial activity in
[Music]
feesium. Okay. So, ah, here's a whole
bunch of dinos. There should be some
poop over here. We can also induce
doodoo.
Okay. All right. Let's do this. Let's
make some
um creature pellets. Oh, crap. I need
carbon. Um, let's
do Let's do this. Take some uh where is
it? Uh we're going to make some regular
carbon. Okay, that's probably should be
enough carbon for now.
Narf. Okay, we're going to make some
creature
pellets. Oh, come on. Really? Was it 60?
God, I'll take your 60.
There we
go. Okay, that should be good. All
right, there it is. Flarp and schnarp
and darp bl. There it is. Okay, creature
pellets. All right, here we go. So, we
take all the weird dino things and uh
let's see. We have to go to Was it
creatures? Yeah, creature pellets.
There we go. And a little of this guy.
All right, there we go. Lunch is
served. These things are basically
starving. Okay, let's see. Creature
pellets. All right, there we go. They're
all chowing down. So now all we have to
do is
wait. Interact with animal recently fed.
We collect its
milk. There we are. Just come on. Ride
that thing. that weird thing. Let's see.
Wait a minute. I didn't know you could
ride creatures that you didn't own.
Really? I had no idea that was a thing.
I thought you had to own a creature
before you could ride
it. Do you want to ride it? What have
you? Okay, so yeah, we just have to wait
after you feed
them. Yeah. God, these things are
everywhere and all they want. They want
more. I feel like Dr. Doolittle No Man's
Sky edition. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah.
Here we go. They start crapping like
crazy.
So if you didn't if you ever need poop,
that's how you get creatures to poop.
You feed them and then they start
[ __ ]
everywhere. Oh yeah. Oh god, there's so
much of it, too.
Yuck. All right, there we go. Free
poop. Nope. No longer apparently. Uh,
yep. I guess not.
Yeah. Why is there so much poop?
These things are like a Here's a micro
turd. It's just a little itty bitty
one. Hope your helmet has an oxygen
[Music]
filter. All right. God, what? Man, these
God, the those pellets go through these
things like a like a bullet. Oh god,
man. Like fully lubricated
guts. What can you do with poop now?
Well, there's a few different recipes
that require it, but yeah, we're going
to try to get some yeast out of these.
Golly, these things are crapping like
crazy. All right, that's a lot of a lot
of
dukes. Talk about the Dukes of Hazard.
You
know, things are everywhere. All right,
let's do this. I think what is it? We're
refinium. Uh, where's the turds? Um,
there we go. Mite. No, how do we Let's
see how I forget. How do we get yeast
out of
poop? Um
h how do we get yeast out of poop? Uh
them Duke boys are in a whole heap of
trouble. Oh, we have Oh, we have to cook
the poop. Oh
gosh. Imagine I'm going to make like
scrambled eggs in this in this nutrient
processor right after
this. All right, here we go. No, not the
refiner. I need the poop
cooker. All right, here we go. All
right. Nutrient
processor. Okay. So, I guess we got to
get some some turds out of this. Yeah.
Wild yeast. Oh, this is actually going
to take a
while. Bake a nice poop pie. Yeah. Moon
pie or
cowpie. Like that. Them Duke boys are a
whole heap of
trouble. So, I need to make some space
bread
apparently. All right. Look, is is 10
enough? Let's see. We'll just stop
here. Okay. Is 10 enough to make some
poop? Poop
bread. Okay. Heploid wheat. Wild
yeast. Oh, really? Uh
h. So, what what how
much how much wheat and yeast does it
take to make bread?
Um.
H. So, that's weird. What am I missing?
Oh, does it have to be Oh, does it have
to be refined a little further? Okay,
hold on. Yeah, sorry. I don't I don't do
a lot of cooking in this
game. All right, let's do this. Okay, so
um so what do we do here? Is it in the
in the
refiner? Okay. Or is it that I have to
make the flour in the nutrient processor
first? Sorry, I haven't done this in a
long time. Uh, let's see. Okay, wheat
turns into flour. Okay,
gotcha. Can I pet that dog? Can I pet
that
dog? Life is like a box of [ __ ]
sandwiches. Yeah, tell me about it.
Especially
now. Oh, look. Everything will be okay.
If there's anything I've learned, it's
that everything will be okay until it's
not. All right, there we go. Got the
refined flower.
And then let's see. So, is it flour and
yeast, I believe. Okay, there we go.
Now, we're going to make lots of dough.
A super skated
rainstorm. Yeah. When It's like my
father always used to say, when all else
fails, when all else fails, read the
directions. Yeah, this thing had poop in
it not too long ago.
Okay, so we got that. Okay, so now let's
see. We've got the dough and that makes
bread. Chat. Yo, Chad, I'm trying to get
this bread. You know what I'm
saying? Has anyone can someone go on
YouTube and look up Hell Divers theme
song jazz version? Can we listen to like
a jazz version of the Hell Divers theme
song? You know, something like that.
Would that be weird? All
right. Like how this game makes you feel
good for doing literally anything in the
game. You know what I
mean? Yeah. Is there is there like a
jazz
version, man? Bad weather. Let's see.
Where's my spaceship?
[Music]
And I still I still I still Oh god. Oh
man. That's right. Hold on. Wait a
minute. Uh recharge hazard protection.
Yeah. Use some of my
Yeah, let's recharge all my stuff.
That's hazard protection. Yeah, I need
um I need phosphorus or ion batteries.
Yep. Okay, there we go. In the safety of
our
spaceship. Uh, I cooked up a some poop
bread. Delicious. Delicious poop bread.
All right, so let's see. Um, 20% life
support power. I like how just you could
just eat refined flour as if that
wouldn't be horrible. Okay, so steamed
vegetables. Yeah, life support power.
Life support power low.
Okay. So, let's see. How much space do I
have on my starship? I got a little bit
of space. Let's move all of our food
items. Um, except for the bread. Yeah.
8second jetpack
overload. I guess that's okay. I'd
rather we're going to we're going to get
the nutrient processor, whatever it's
called, or the the other thing. And from
there uh we can
actually from there we can actually have
food that automatically digests over
time. It's like an external stomach
which is gross. It's true though. Okay.
So let's do this
now. Okay. So yeah, we got the nutrient
jester. Uh oh, we got to get some
lubricant. Oh
no. All right. So nutrient jester. It's
an automatic feeding unit. Yeah, it's
basically like an external stomach, but
lubricant. Oh, man. I I remember
lubricant's kind of a pain in the butt
to make if I'm not
[Music]
mistaken. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now I just
need to find some lube,
right? Okay. So, yeah, lubricant. Yeah,
lubricant takes uh fsium and gamma root.
Okay, so that's actually not too bad. So
let's
see. So if we go to
cataloging guide
plants uh gamma
root.
Okay. Okay. Gamma route supporting
planet detected. Launch into space to
scan planets for plant life. All righty.
Yeah, we need to find a a planet that
has gamma
route. See? All right, off we
go. I thought with lubricant it wasn't a
pain in the
butt.
Okay. All righty. So, let's
see. Discoveries.
Okay. So,
bezel and
Meti. So, those are going to have some
gamma route. All right. Let's do it.
Beza or Meti is where we have to go,
bro. Let's see. That uh is that uh what
is that? Is that
Mezzi? Lionol.
Mezzi. Trying to see what planet this
is.
Yeah, it's weird like sometimes Yeah,
the name player names and stuff. Oh,
there it is. Okay, so you're going to go
here to get some gamma
toot totally going so fast. Tell we're
sky traveling. I got to stand up. Oh,
I'm just going to stretch my legs a
little
bit. Oh, there we
go. There we
go. Oh. Oh, the legs. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, why does my body sound like
somebody's stepping on a box of corn
flakes? Yeah, it's
like There we go. A little stretch
action.
[Music]
Shields up. Stupid horse penis. What's
up? Okay. Shields up. Red alert. Yes.
Shields
up. All right. See if we can do
this. Hey, so this this planet also has
water stuff. Uh I guess I got to get
some crystal sulfide. Looks like there
going to be some pretty deep oceans
here. So we might be able to kill two uh
two dudes with one doot. You know what I
mean? Yeah, I'm just doing it for the
dudes. Mside, thank you for the 22
months.
Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.
State of the badass
ar. I thought this planet had more ocean
on it, but it looks like it's just
pockets of lake.
Uh, it's not good because I need some
crystal sulfide or whatever it's
called. Oh, really? Muzzy geek. Okay,
gotcha. Great minds stink
alike
busy.
Really? Target
aligned? Really? Is
there? Let's see. Let me make
sure. All right. Hold on. Let me make
sure my ship has launch fuel because I'm
probably going to have to summon my
ship. Uh, it does have Yeah. Okay. It's
got the auto charger as well. So, okay.
Well, man, really? It's over a kilometer
away.
Woohoo. Yeeha.
Like, I miss having air burst engines.
Air burst engines. Wow. This This planet
is really goopy.
So, target
aligned. Oh, wow. Look at this.
Ooh. Oh, jeez. I thought Oh, god. I
thought I just fell into
lava. This game is rather
peculiar. Okay, so gamma route. Yeah,
we're looking for gamma route.
Yeah, cover a lot of ground very quickly
with the bash dash, which sadly
apparently can't be done in uh VR. Can
only be done in regular gaming regular
gaming
mode. Pick up a little sodium when we're
on our way.
Okay. 1 kilometer.
Weird creatures. Yeah, it's like a space
triceratops. Okay.
Ow. All
right, target
aligned. Yeah, what we're doing is we're
looking for some gamaroo to finish a
concoction, so to speak. And need to get
some
lubricant. Still on target. Looks like
it's going to be over this mountain a
little
bit. Thankfully, the sentinels aren't
aggressive.
New rendering updates makes things
certainly look more fleshy. Yeah,
exactly.
Flesh. All right. Gamma has been
located or gamma, I should say. Gamma
weed. Dang. Figured it would be all the
way on the top of this brutal hill here,
right? Life support systems at
50%.
Okay. All right, man. Where is this
[Music]
stuff, dude? I have to climb to the top
of like virtual Mount Everest just to
get this stuff. You kidding me?
Golly. Here we
go. Not going to make it. Not going to
make it. I made
it. Here we
go. And it's the journey to the
mountaintop to to collect the sacred
route. What is this stuff? Sodium rich.
Okay, here we
go. All right, we're almost there. Well,
looks like there's a little bit of it,
so that's
good. Really, really making me work for
it. All right, here we go. Natty
dreadlock spun the mountain top. Here we
go.
Use. All right, there it is. Is
it? All right. And oh, it's it's like
kind of sort of covered. All right, here
we go. Gamma
weed. All right, so that's 12 of them.
Hold. Let's go to first-p person
view. All right. Is
there God, it it sent me to some, but
it's like kind of buried, half buried.
Let's see if I can very gently use the
train
manipulator. See if I can find some
more. Yeah, there we go. Kind of
exposing some
more. Digging for it. Gamma weed. Okay,
I guess that's the that's it. That's all
that was
there. All right. Now I should be able
to make some
lubricant. Uh lubricant. Oh god, no. I
was only 51. I need 400. Oh
golly. All righty. Well, let's
see. Okay. Cataloging
guide. Dude, I need
400. All right.
Okay.
F. All right. There we go. There's
There's a little bit more. Not too far
away. So, that's good. Wow. What the
hell is
that? What the hell is even that? What
is
that? Do I even want to know? Hold on.
What is this? Ow. Extreme localized
radioactivity.
Nice. Could use the refiner to make more
if nobody's looking. I You know, it's
funny. I've never actually done the
refiner dupe thing before. I never I
literally never have. Mostly cuz I just
don't know how. I know it can be done,
but I've never actually looked into how
to do it. All right, here we go.
Hopefully, there's a We'll find a bigger
patch. Wait, in
fact, hold on. That looks like there
might be a second patch right there,
maybe. All right, here we go.
Wish I had air burst
engines.
Clunk. All right. Yeah. Here we go.
Here's a nice bigger patch of
it. Yeah. Echo myth. Right. It's cuz it
was on a mountain top and it's just
weird. Terrain stuff gets kind of weird
at the top of
mountains. Okay. So, there we go. I
think we're up to almost 100. So, I just
need more.
gave me well over a thousand.
Yeah. All right. There we go. So, I got
to keep keep searching. This is not the
best planet. You know, very mountainy
planets are not the best for searching
for uh for materials in my
opinion. Okay. Plants. All right. Here
we go. Let's see. Where's the next
batch? All right. Here we go. Found the
next batch.
I can't wait to fire off a batch a
little
later. Hold on. Wait a minute. Recharge.
There we go.
Clunk. All right, let's see. Hazard
protection. Use my sodium nitrate.
Healy. Healy. Gary. Hey. Yep. Ah, here
we go. Here's a nice big patch.
Let's
see. Um, yeah, I know Glacier. Ah, it's
all right. I'm not in a huge
rush. There we
go. All right. There we
go.
Ow. All right. Yeah. Here we go. Ah,
there we go, chat. Much much bigger
patch. Fantastic.
Okay. Yeah, finally my luck is
changing.
Sweet.
Okay. All right. Looks like there are a
few left
here. All righty. Okay. And let's see.
Crap. I got to dig for it just a
smidge. Got to be careful not to hit the
actual plant
itself. Just got to expose it a little
bit. Unfortunately, this one's being a
little
picky. Oh, wait. There we go. Got it.
Okay. All right. Let's see. How much
gamma route do I have now? All right, I
still still need about 111 more. So,
let's keep
looking. Hopefully, we find a nice big
patch like that
again and get some plants up in
here. Very severe dayight
cycle. Camo weed located. Ah, there it
is. Right up there. Aha. Oh, hey. Wow,
chat. Look at that. Yeah, that's a big
patch. All right. Sweet.
Wait, who's
that? There's someone here with
me. There was someone
here. They may be after the gamma route
as well. I'll have to race them or erase
them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, apparently
they they are also looking for the weed.
All right, here we go. Maybe they don't
know about the bash dash maneuver. Oh
crap. Oh crap. Crap. There it
goes. It's a race race to the
finish. Hey Salador,
welcome. Okay, who can get to the weed
first?
Uhoh. Someone's landing with a
spaceship.
Someone's close by. All right, I claim
this gamma route for my own
purposes.
Yoink. Crap. All right, here we go.
Let's see. Gamma
route. Okay. Oh, yeah. Big lushed
forest. Ew. What are these things? Oh,
these like there's animals made out of
plants. Okay. All right. We're almost
there. All right. All right. Do I have
400? Yes, I have 400. All right. Well,
if that person needs some gamarroot as
well, I'll leave the rest for them. I am
not greedy. I like spicy vindaloo. I
like that. Yeah, a little a little bit
of spicy vindaloo has landed. Hopefully
not in their
shorts. Bad Buddha. That was quick.
Damn, dude. All right. Good night, chat.
And camera. Thank you for hanging out,
buddy. Uh, it's always nice to have
people hanging out with me as I do a
little more star. I was about to say uh
uh uh stars space weirdness, I guess you
could say. New expedition. It's not It's
not new uh new expedition. It's it's the
Titans expedition. I'm just now getting
to it cuz I I was playing a whole bunch
of other
games.
Yeah. Okay. All right. So, now hold on.
We can make the lubricant. There's that.
And then here, um we can
make what what did I what did I need
that for?
Um, what what did I need that for? Was
it the Aqua
Jets? Turbo Jets. Okay. Prepare your own
food. Install a nutrient ingesture. Oh,
yeah. That's right. It was the nutrient.
Matt Buddha, thank you for gifting five
subs.
[Music]
Let's rock.
Thank you, Mad Buddha.
Okay, I needed the nutrient uh the
lubricant for the nutrient
[Music]
ingesttor. Okay, so I have remember that
time I bought microprocessors ahead of
[Music]
time. That's okay, Mad Buddha. Sometimes
it it it acts up.
Okay. All right. There we go. I have
made
coming out of the goddamn walls.
All right. So, there we go. So, I bought
those micropressors ahead of time. I
knew it was going to come in handy. All
right. So, now we've got the nutrient
processor. So, what I can do is uh I can
take food that I have and stick it in
the nutrient processor. So, let's do
this.
Uh, let's see. Auto ingestion. So, let's
do let's see. It'll give me 8 seconds of
jetpack overload, but
I 20% life support
power. But yeah, I forget how this
works.
I guess. Does it work automatically?
Hold on. Let's try taking the bread up
in there.
Or maybe we should wait till later. I
don't know. I kind of I can't remember
because uh let's see.
Starship is Yeah. 20% life support
power. Does it I guess does it digest
automatically? I mean, this thing is
kind of new and I I I built one before,
but I didn't really pay attention to how
it
works. Uh yeah, I was about to say it
doesn't. Yeah, cuz food that has an
immediate uh buff like so for instance
like this 10% hazard protection. It
should give me uh yeah, it just
recharges my hazard
protection. Okay. Oxygen rerouter and
efficient water jets.
Ooh, let's
see. All right. Efficient water jets.
I need some living pearls. Pearls before
thwine oxygen rerouter. I need a quantum
computer and some crystal sulfide. I
don't have a quantum
computer. So that means I'm going to be
subject to drowning
repeatedly. Eating normal is the old
way. Um well, yeah, but that's what I'm
saying. So if I put it in the auto
ingesture, like say this is um So if I
put it in the auto ingesture, it's uh
Oh, it gives me 18 minutes of plus 100%
to sprint distance.
Oh, I see. So, I was about to say, so if
I have steamed vegetables, that gives me
30 minutes of plus 23% of shield
strength. Well, that's not bad. Yeah.
All right. Begin
digestion. Okay. So, 30 minutes, my
shields will be 23%
stronger. Works for
me. Okay, so now I have to install Aqua
Jets. Okay, so let's do that. Meow. And
for aqua jets, I need
Okay, I have none of the above. So,
crystal sulfide. I can make the
antimatter. At least I should be able to
make the antimatter. Uh, let's see.
Antimatter. There we go. That's
done. All right. There we go. So, now we
need crystal sulfide. So, we just need
to find a body of water.
Yeah, we just need to find a a a buddy
of
water. Let's see. There might be might
be one down below. Let's take a quick
peek. Ah, yeah. Here we go. Down there.
Maybe we'll get lucky. Maybe might find
some crystal sulfide. There we go. 3 2
1. I guess I did already summon the
ship. Ah, screw it. Woohoo.
See, if I had air burst engines, I could
uh recharge my jetpacks on the way
down. That's why I don't like rocket
boots, but I do like air burst
engines. Look, I've never died in this
game before. I
swear I must go. My people need me.
Wee. All
right. And ah [ __ ]
All right. Let's see. If I were crystal
sulfide, where would I
be? What is
this? Harvest oxygen sack. Yeah, I don't
think this water is deep enough or big
enough. Yeah, I'm basically neon cap.
Instead of neon cat, I'm neon cap.
Oh, wait. Don't I have to Don't I have
to scan aquatic life? Yeah. Hold on.
Let's
see. Ah, [ __ ] Tree was in the way. Hold
on.
Yeah, I think I have to scan aquatic
life if I'm not
mistaken. Wait, what is this? Oh, wait.
There it is.
Yoink. Aha. Remember chat, never give
up, never
surrender. Uhhuh. What do we have here?
Okay. So, I got to be careful here that
I don't accidentally
want to dig next to it, not like onto
it. Aha. Ah. Yeah. There we go.
Yoink. Yoink.
And
yoink. Okay, so I just need one more.
Ah, it was an underwater upside down
thermal vent.
Interdasting. Okay, so I just need one
more. I bet that's the only one here.
Damn
it. Wait, hold on.
Aha. Located another one. See if I can
get this before I drown.
What is that thing? Look at that. Yeah,
look at that. It's an underwater
underwater
rainbows. Yeah, I'm definitely going to
drown. Hold
on. Oh, it looks like I might have to go
to a different
lake. Hey, Night Viper. Welcome. Yeah,
that was weird. That was a weird
looking. Was it a creature? Yeah. What
was that? Yeah. Hold
on. What is that? A creature or
just like something out of that movie
The
Abyss. Hold on. My hazard protections
looking kind of looking kind of low.
Let's see. I can find a very tiny lake
here. And
clunk
oxygen. Nothing better than free
[Music]
oxygen. Let's
see. Well, this is peculiar. It's Yeah,
looks like it might be an underwater
Yeah, check this out, chat. Might be an
underwater cavern.
Let's make that dude a little
smaller. Oh yeah, look at this. Oh yeah.
How cool am
I? Uhoh. Run away. Run
away. You don't want to be too Oh, you
don't want to be too close to that
thermal vent when it it uh it pops. It's
like word
up. Okay, there we go.
So, now I just got to uh fast travel to
a fast travel. I need to uh find a space
station that sells magnetic
resonators. Yeah. Don't get it in your
eyes, clump. Okay. All right, chat.
Let's
see. All right. So, we've got uh we've
got the dudes and we got the the fruits.
Yeah, these these things. Um, so yeah,
just need to get some magnetic
resonators. I could probably make them.
Let's
see. I need magnetized fite. I already
have the ionized
cobalt. H, but I need how many magnetic
resonators do I I
need? Let's
see. Okay, let's do this. Um, magnetic
resonators.
Okay, so I need 80 ionized
cobalt. So, let's do this. Let's go to
my backpack
refiner. Is it two or is it
three? Should I Maybe I'll just go ahead
and ionize all of my cobalt. Yeah, bro
is found in caves. That's true.
I like that,
bro. Okay, there we go. That's
done. And now, let's
see. Okay, so what else was it? Um, hold
on. Yes, Starship. Let's go to the
starship. It was Oh, wait. Yeah, it is
three. It's three magnetic resonators.
So, um I have enough ionized cobalt and
what was the other thing I
needed? Um magnetized ferite. Okay, so
we've got
um how much how much magnetized ferite?
So, I need uh 120. So, let's take
regular fite. Just pure fite. Actually,
we there's a lot of stuff around here.
We might be able to find something that
uh has magnetized fite. Yeah. Hold on.
Let's just scan some stuff. We might get
lucky. I'm up all night to get lucky.
All right. Let's see.
Ah, screw it. I'll just refine some
stuff. Okay, here we go. Uh, fuel
inverter. Uh, let's see. Charge that up
with some regular carbon.
Mhm.
[Music]
Mhm. Okay. So, let's do this pure
ferite. That's going to make 56. And we
need
120. So, I have to kind of double dip
the chip
here. Yeah, I was looking around. I was
looking for either pure or
magnetized. Okay, so that's 56. So, we
just
need 64 more. So, let's do pure fite.
It's so
pure.
Okay. And what is it? Is it two? It's
two. Is it two pure fite for every one
magnetized? Yeah. What's the ratio? Is
it 2
to1? All right. So, let's stop here.
Pure
fite. I'll take that. Put that. So, I
needed 64
more. Let's see. Pure fite.
Damn. Okay, so that's going to make 60.
All right, prep nuts. I just need a
little bit more pure
fite. Yeah, it's a Yeah, it's a 2 to1
ratio. Okay, pure fite. Is there nothing
here? Hold on. Let me see if there's
anything I could just scan real quick
that's got some pure fite in it.
Uh, I'm getting lots and lots of salt
radiation.
It's almost like this used to be this
used to be like ocean floor or something
and now it's just uh Yeah, this all all
these plants kind of look like this used
to be ocean floor, but now it's just
uh Here we
go. And that's fite dust and sodium. All
right. Well, I guess I'll just have to
do the old fashioned way. No, hold on.
What's
this? All right. Salt and pure
ferite. Salt and ferite. Okay. All
right. I just can't win, Chad. I just
can't win. All right. Here we go. So,
let's do this.
Um, magnetized fite. Where is my regular
fite? All right. So, that's one to one.
Stop
processing. Put that there. Put that
there. and
begin. Clunk. All right, there we go.
And here we go, chat. We're going to
make three resonators.
Blon. Okay. And now we can install those
on the starship once I get back to the
starship. Where's the starship?
Uh, let's see. H, it's it's kind of over
there.
So, yeah, screw it. I'll just summon it.
All right. What what was the name for a
starship again? It was the um
reanum on steroids. No, what's the
what's it called again? Spaceship shift
shift
shanker.
Um yeah, if I was going to say
spaceship, what was it? If I said
spaceship in in German again, Jeff.
Yeah, dear dear Jeff.
It's going to say spaceship comes to
here and then it
[Music]
obeys
blunk. Okay. All right. So there is that
and Aqua
Jets chat. We are go for Aqua Jets
launch.
Nice. All right. I like how I like fast
forward through that. Okay. Here we go.
Collect reward. Boop.
Uh, nautilon platform plans,
hydrothermal fuel cell plans, meal
worms, meal
worms. Okay, the nautilon platform. Good
to know. I probably won't build it, but
that's
okay. All right, so now we just need to
get the second rendevous and which is on
a water world and then we can move on to
phase
three. Ramshiff. Ah, dunker. Yeah,
Ramch. Not the bombs.
But, uh, round shift, I'll have to keep
that in
mind. All right, time for a sexy little
rendevous. Let's see if I can make it
without
drowning. Oh, no. No, no,
no, chat. No, no. They Let's see if I
can outrun them.
Uh oh. Okay, let me make sure I have
enough gas because I have contraband on
me.
Hey, you know what? I think I Hey, Chad,
I think I actually did outrun them. Holy
crap. That's interesting. Yeah, normally
you don't outrun those guys. You have to
stop, let them scan you, and then try to
outrun them. Not bad. Not bad. I guess I
really am getting better at the
game. And yeah, maybe pigs will fly on
my
butt. Yeah, meal. Yeah, meal worms are
used as bait. Yeah, so if you're into
baiting, think about meal
worms. That's awesome. Yeah, like I
said, I'm actually surprised I arrow
around the uh the security guard there.
Usually that's they catch up to you
pretty quick. I must have just been on
the edge or something of uh findability
or whatever you want to call it.
All right, here we
go. Sweet lemonade. Sweet, sweet
lemonade. All right, here we
go. Stay on target. Stay on Oh, there's
someone here. Ah, look at
this. Someone made a little
platform, but it's a platform with no
landing pad. Landing pad would have been
nice. All right. Well, screw it, I
guess. Land, land, land. Yeah. So, for
those you missed it uh in the uh one of
the recent updates, they made it where
you can actually land on water now. You
have to have aqua jets, which is the
thing I literally just
built.
Clunk save beacon.
Yoink. Okay. Well, somebody made kind of
a
base. All right. So, rendevous 2. Oh,
no. 3 minutes and 49 seconds. Yeah, I
won't be able to swim down there.
H. Let's
see. Let's see. What is that? What was
that jetpack thing that I was supposed
to make? Um, efficient aqua
jets.
Yeah.
Rendevous. There's rendevous, too.
Second
rendevous. Oh
god. I fully expected to have to like
swim really far. Well, that's
convenient. All right. Take a photo at
the second rendevous. Okay, sure. Why
not? Let's take a
photo. Here we go. And 3, two, one.
We'll take a picture of my own skull
with some fish by
me.
Okay, there we
go. It couldn't be any
easier. That's so funny to
me.
Clunk. I don't know. I just felt like
didn't think that was going to happen.
All right, let's see. Collect a reward.
Oh, pressure membrane. Ah, I see. Okay.
Yeah, pressure membrane. I need to make
three hermetic seals and two
hydrothermal fuel
[Music]
cells.
Okay, that's weird. All right, let's
see. Exo suit expansion unit. That's
weird. H, let's
add see. Let's go this guy and this guy
and this guy.
and clunk. All righty. Well, um phase
two
reward. Titan stripes. Okay,
cool. Uh you can put them there up top.
Uh up top. Where? Who? The what? What?
What are we doing? Put where the who?
What? What did I do? Did I do something?
Sweet lemonade. Uh, I love that you're
visiting some of the same places I've
visited during my playthrough. Well,
myopic, that there's there's a reason
for that. And that's because, uh, this
is a rendevous point. So, yeah, it makes
sense that I would visit here. Uh, and
sometimes you have to actually go to the
moons or planets near a rendevous to get
the parts you need to go to the
rendevous. Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah. When you
you don't have to when when the game
offers to give you more slots and stuff,
you you can choose your own slots. You
don't actually have to just choose what
they give you. Uh yeah. Yeah. Echo myth.
Yeah. You you just it it gives you a
suggestion, but you get to choose which
slots you want to unlock. Yeah. So, uh
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's I yeah,
it's one of those things where I wish
they would explain that a little better,
but uh yeah, it'll frequently just
automatically try to unlock storage for
you, but you can choose technology.
That's kind of how you do that. Oh, hey.
Actually, I didn't know I had these
technology slots unlocked as well. H
interesting. Ah, hey, the sun also
rises. Okay, well, looks like we're on
to phase three. Oh, I skipped something.
Nanites quicksilver powerful underwater
oxygen upgrade upgrade complete.
Okay, so here are
these. Let's move these out of the
way.
Uh, sweet lemonade. All right, here we
go. So, I got some water. I need to buy
some either buy or find some phosphorus.
Wait, let's see. Can I make ion
batteries? Ion batteries. They need Damn
it. I just I I just used all my cobalt.
Uh let's see. Does cobalt Can I turn
cobalt back into regular cobalt? Let's
take a look here. All right, cuz I need
to make some ion buttholes. Uh let's
see. Oh, yeah. It does turn it back into
regular
cobalt. I'm totally going so
fast. Okay, so now I can make five ion
batteries. Here we go. All
right, there we go. Now from here I can
recharge some of my hazard protection.
There we go.
Finally recharge.
Yeah. Eight out of 10. Too much water.
Y. Okay. All right. Sweet. So now uh
let's go to phase three. Install an exos
suit pressure membrane. Reach o ocean
depths of a thousand meters. And I have
to collect sea glass and discover seven
aquatic
creatures. Visit the sight of a sunken
freighter.
[Music]
H. Ah, I have an idea. Let's do that
here. Okay, so the membraneology.
That chewed up a lot of my oxygen. I
have to make some three hermetic seals.
Let's see if I have the dudes to make
those. Okay, there we go. That's
good. All right, so now we just need to
make um hydrothermal fuel cells. We need
two of
those. Uh, I need
cytophosphate. All righty, chat. Where
might I find cytophosphate? Tell you
what, let's go ahead and look at the
catalog and guide materials and items,
raw materials. Cytohosphate, a blue
green organic compound produced during
the metabolic cycle of deep sea plant
life. Rich in soluble energy,
cytohosphates are crucial in many
submarine technologies. Mining laser
will h harvest cytohosphate compounds
from underwater flora. H. Okay. But the
problem is because this is an aquatic
planet, we'd have to find a bit of
land. Yeah. We'd have to see if there's
any land anywhere. Sometimes these
aquatic planets have them, sometimes
they
don't. So, let's take off.
Eh, so does this aquatic planet have any
land? So, there's has any land. We can
go to the
shoreline, but it but it ain't looking
good
for. Uh, it's Scorp says, "Your voice is
oddly satisfying." Hold on. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. It's Scorp. Maybe uh maybe I can
slowly get to sleep a little bit later
and we can think happy thoughts together
while I talk to you and tickle your
eardrums. That's right. Yeah. A little
little bit of reverb. How about too much
reverb? Yeah, now things are just
getting awkward. It's like I'm in the
middle of the sewers and they're like,
"Hey, let me out of here. It
stinks." All right, check that beach
platform. Oh, wait, wait, hold on, wait
a minute. Hold on, chat. Ah, never say
never. Never give up. Never surrender.
It's a catchphrase that I personally
invented. I may have seen a few movies
in my time, but I invented that phrase.
I I assure you. All right, here we go.
All right, we're coming
in. All right, here we go. Coming in for
a nice easy
landing. And
done. Clunk. All right, I claim this
land for
myself. I can just like hover along.
Beep beep beep.
All right, life support systems. Yeah,
that used up a bunch of my oxygen,
unfortunately. All right, here we go.
And okay, Shyto phosphrceived.
Ew. Oh, there's like there's like
shrimpy things down. Wow, look at this.
Wow, Chad, look at that guy. Hold on.
Let's go to first person view. Look at
that.
Look at this.
It's like a Captain Nemo. A giant squid
is attacking
her. Oh, there's the beak. There he
goes. Flying directly into its
beak. It's like squid anal or No, wait.
Hold on. What are those things?
received.
Oh, there's a second type of squid.
What a neat game this is,
huh? All right, we need shytophosphceed
chlorine. Let's see. So, what is it? Is
it like sea plants have cytophosphates?
I got these little crabs.
All right, let's
see. What is this stuff? Ah, here we go.
Cyto phosphate. I am the ultimate
badass.
State of the badass.
Happy 34 cap. Hope you're having
yourself a day. I am. It's certainly
been a day and an enjoyable one at
that. Help step squid. I'm stuck. Yes.
Gosh. Okay. Craft two hydrothermal fuel
cells. Let's craft another one. Oh,
let's see. There we go. Got it.
Chlorine. How much cyto phosphate did I
grab? Should probably grab some more
just in case I need
it. Deep in the ocean we go.
Time for that Silto,
bro.
Okay. Yeah, there are more creatures out
here somewhere.
Ah, let's
see. Oh, yeah. Different kinds of
uh Oh, there we go. Seven aquatic
creatures. Perfect.
Let's recharge my
oxygen. Can you still get the nautilon
type ships? Uh yeah. Yeah, you can
totally get
those. Teeming with life. Kind of like
my
grundle. So chat, you uh come here
often? Wait, what are these things? Oh,
wait a minute. Wait a hold on. Uh
jellyfish are uh dangerous. Yeah,
they'll bite you or sting you or
whatever it is. Yep. Oh [ __ ] Yep.
They're coming after
me.
Crap. Little bastards. Yeah, they sting
you to
death. Yeah. See, they they're coming
after you. You can kill them if you
want. I mean, I don't feel
it. There we
go. Yeah. You stick around in the water
too long, jellyfish come after you.
Let's go to discoveries. Um the six out
of eight. Yeah. So, there's there are
two more common underwater creatures,
but they only come out at night. So,
yeah, why don't we stick around? Huh?
And this will if you if you discover all
the creatures on a planet, you do
actually get uh you do actually get
nanites. Giant squid is attacking
you. Let's get one of the space station
dudes to pee on it. Yeah, my stingy
stings.
I found a large lake that was only 15
units deep, but it had in it was 11
giant squid. That's
awesome. So, yeah, we will wait and find
the nocturnal um
creatures in the muck. I'll tell you
what. So, right
now, okay, so I got the hydrothermal
fuel cells, so that's good.
Yeah, I feel like I should probably make
some more of
these thermal fuel cell things. There we
go. Reinforce the exo
suit. All right, tell what. Let's
see. Expedition. Okay. Collect the
reward teaming with life. Automated trap
plan. Supreme scanning system upgrade.
Supreme movement system
upgrade. All right. automated trap. Now,
I could set that out. I have to catch
some fish, I
think.
Yeah. Yeah, it's an S tier scanner
module. I might I might not use
that. Movement module. Can I Can I use
one more movement
module? Yes, I can.
Awesome. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, let's take
a look. Yeah, I could I could take this
and save it for my other ships or other
other playthrough. Okay, so now um Okay,
collect
reward. Okay, a fishing rig. So, I got
to make dihydrogen jelly, which is easy,
and carbon nano tubes, which is also
easy. So, I have to fish. I think I have
to fish some fish to
fish. Yeah, reach ocean depths. Collect
sealass. Now, what the heck is sealass?
[Music]
Yeah, because I think I have to fish at
some point. Hold on. Yeah. Catch four
fish from gas giants. That's
interesting. From gas
giants. Huh. Pilot a Colossus exorcraft.
Construct a base on a gas giant. Oh, and
gather a crystallized helium. That
shouldn't be too hard. Okay, so I have
to catch four fish, but I have to be on
a gas giant. An ocean gas giant. Yeah, I
don't get that. catch four fish from a
gas
giant. Let's say I've done that
before. Well, uh yeah, let's see if I
can hit those ocean depths. All right,
let's do this. Okay, so let's recharge
some of my
units. Oxygencharge.
There's that guycharge.
Life supportcharge.
Okay, let's do it, chat. Let's see if I
can hit 1,000 mters
below. Okay, so unfort unfortunately I'm
kind of covering up the
number. Oh yeah, there's Oh yeah,
there's the scrimp. Check it out.
There's the scrimpy
scrimps. Oh, look at
them. Little guys.
Yuck. All right, we have to find a nice
really really deep part.
might just be able to drill down. So,
right now I'm at 85. Yeah, this isn't
going to be deep
enough. Yeah, we need to fly out and
find some really deep
water. Giant
squid. Yeah, more crystal
sulfide. There you can see there's the
uh there's the the the wall, the shelf
as they call
it. Here we go. What's this?
You need to be in the nautilon. Really?
You don't think I could
dive? Not really an ocean, any gas
giant. They all have some at least some
water. I literally found about uh found
a puddle about 10 ft diameter and 3 ft
deep and did it there.
Okay. And the nautilon would make it
easier. And clunk. Okay. So, let's do
this.
a nodalon platform. So, I need
magnetized ferite and dihydrogen jelly.
Okay, I need some smelly
jelly. All right, there we go. There's
that.
Okay, what else was
there? I need magnetized fite. Okay, so
I need I need to take all my fite and
turn it into super
fite. Actually, I don't think I'm going
to have enough fite. Unfortunately. All
right, let's do
this. Oh, actually, no. I might I might
have just enough. Just
enough fite dust. Turn that into pure
[Music]
fite. You can't really do it yourself
unless you have a ton of batteries to
keep charging the the suit. All right, I
guess we'll just get the nod on. I need
a dive bell,
right? Super Scooby
pooper. All right, here we go.
Begin. I see how it is, chat. Oh, ye of
little faith.
[Music]
Oh, you know what? Last time I was at a
station should have uh should have
changed my my helmet. All right, here we
go. Magnetized fright. All right, so
let's do this. We're going to fly out to
the middle of nowhere and then we'll
dive dive
dive. Okay, so let's do this. We have to
reach an ocean depth of 1, 101 m. It
says hazard pay. Collect
sealass. Okay. So, let's hop out
here. Uh, yeah. I guess we have to go
underwater. Very deep
underwater. So deep. Wait, wait, hold
on. Wait a minute, chat. Wait a minute.
The sun's going
down. Let's see if we can find those two
fishy fish. The rare the the fish that
only come out at
night. Clunk. in this game. I like the
visuals in this
game. Okay, it said they they were
common, but they only come out at night,
and I think it's night time
now. Here we are. And
ow.
Okay. Okay. So, they are creatures that
only come out at night or only swim at
night. Oh, hold on. Got one.
Okay.
Weep. Do you know the
way? Uh, let's see. Yeah, mostly. They
mostly come out at night. And there's
the last one. Wow, look at that guy.
Okay, so there we go. Wow, dude. That's
like a mega goldfish. Hold on. Check
this
out. Yeah. Wow, man. That would be a
fancy pet to have, huh? Look at that
guy. Holy crap.
Ah, okay. Cool. Because um yeah, because
I I discovered all of the fish on this
planet. It was very easy, by the way. Uh
sometimes there's like a rare fish that
you have to find at night and only lives
in a cave that's thousand meters
down. Yeah, that is a mega goldfish. I
like it. Okay, cool. So, we're going to
register
completion. And that just gave me 2,000
nanites. And that
also h how many let's see what's is it
5,000 nanites that I have to collect for
the expedition. Hold on. Let's see. What
is it? Um oh 7 7200. Okay. So I'm at
4591. So I thought I I thought I was
going to get it just then. Uh let's see
here. You need 9,000. It says it says
7200. Yeah. Holy carp. Yeah, exactly.
All right, let's see. I wonder if I can
rename that
guy. Uh, let's
see. Now, yeah, we to name a we'd have
to go discover a creature that's not on
one of the planets that's part of the
path. We'd just have to go to a
different star system because yeah, all
these have already been named by
players, which is okay. But yeah, chat,
do you think Hold on. You think I could
tame that guy
somehow? Let's see. Do I have any
creatures? Damn. I don't have any
pellets. Hold
on. Oh, I'm out. I'm all out of carbon,
too. Hold on.
Crap. Oops. Wrong
button. Cyto phosphates. I need
something that gives me Okay, here we
go. There we go. That's That's good
stuff. He has both carbon.
Um, hold on. Let's see. Scan
it. Damn
it. Okay, here we go. We're going to
make some food pellets real quick. Uh,
let's see. Let's see. Yeah. Can we Can
we tame this
thing? Damn. Where did it
go? Ah, there it is. Okay. Let's see.
Can we can we feed it some fish food and
try to uh Hold
on. Oh, it's very bashful. Crap. Hold
on. Let's
see. Oh, there he is. He's going for the
chow, maybe. Hold
on. Is there Is there a way to tame the
fish?
Okay. Yeah. Oh man. Maybe maybe this guy
isn't tameable. Hold
on. Okay, Chad. There is one other way
we can tame it. There we go. All right.
So, there we go. Nice and tame
now. Okay. It's just It's just resting.
It is It is active at night, but
sometimes it needs to take a break. And
uh Okay, there we go. All right. So wake
up. We'll call him Frankie the fish
face. All right. Wake up, buddy. Come on
now. I I used my stun
bullets. I used my Yeah, I set phasers
to stun hopefully. Okay, so he's just
taking a just a short break, which is
fine. No fish fish gets tired, you know.
All right. Yeah. All right, wake up.
We're I'm trying to use my gun as an
alarm
clock. All right, this isn't
working. It's Yeah, it's on a cool down,
right? That fish is on a cool
down. Okay. All right. All right, chat.
My work here is
done. Where's my ship? All right. We
tamed a fish. So, that was fun.
Permanently tamed. Very, very tame.
Yeah. Time to flush it down the
toilet. Uh, meat shell. I don't know.
I'm not a I'm not a
biologist. All right, here we go. Lunch
thrusters.
All right. So, we're going to go out
into the dead middle of nowhere and see
if we can land and then see if we can
dive deep into the ocean
below. The answer is
yes. All right, spot
three. Okay, so it looks like there are
a lot of platforms and other uh business
around here. So, this might be a good
place to
dive. Dude, where's my ship? Now I got
the edge to watch stoner movies.
Okay. Ah, crap. Uhoh. All right, that's
okay. Hold on. Check this out. All
right. Flying too fast. We're going to
land. All right. And
flunk. Okay. Now, let's see. Nautilon
platform. All right. 3 2
1. There it
is. Okay, chat. We are going to let
someone rename my nautilon. Wow, this
thing has a lot of storage room. Look at
that. That's
awesome. Oh, I should probably make some
fuel, shouldn't
I? Uh, let's see. Carbon. Ah, crap nuts.
I don't have any
carbon. Uh, okay. Just I guess we got to
Damn, I forgot to get carbon.
Um, let's see. Do I
have I guess I can make
um Let's do this. Let's pick this
guy. All right. So, there we go. It's 92
carbon. I just want to make sure I have
fuel so I can surface again. All right.
Here we go. Um, a hydrothermal fuel
cell. Yeah, the Humbolt drive. Okay,
there we go. So, that way I don't have
to worry about it. Ecom went says, "Went
to college for fish and wildlife tech."
Well, that's that's interesting. What
What is your favorite fish and or
wildlife
tech? Uh, yes. All right. Here we
go. What's up, Glacier? How's it going?
Um, all right. So, if you're a
subscriber here, uh, please do type an
exclamation point. Let me name. I'll let
somebody rename my nautilon. We'll do
this. It's kind of a lightning round.
Yeah, there's the Humbult
drive. The Bahol drive. Okay. So, let's
do
this. Exocraft. Put that fuel canister
in there. Let's just say if you don't
have 10 fuel cells, you're out of luck.
All right.
Well, okay. 10 fuel cells. Let's see.
Expedition. So, let's see. It's just
It's 1,000 mters. Can I go 1,000 meters
straight down without needing a
secondary fuel
canister? Uh, Jay Grind always love
rainbow trout. My father and I when I
was a kid, we used to go fishing for
rainbow trout and catfish and perch and
bluegill. Beautiful fish. This entire
channel is a red flag. That's right. All
right.
And uh let's see. Richardbot, activate.
Bam. Uh, Major Chit, what do you want to
name my Nautilon that I'm going to use
for about 30 seconds and then never
again. But it needs a name. A ship has
no name. Yeah. So, uh, Major Chit. Uh,
what is
it? What do you What? Yeah, I know you
just entered. So, wenus
goblin. That'd be an interesting name.
really need five of them just to go go
down. Uh, Major Chit, what do you want
to name this
thing?
Um, should should I pick? Do we have to
pick? Like I said, we're going to try to
do this as a lightning round. All right,
let's see.
Nodalon.
Okay. All right. Down we go into the
deep.
A crap. It might not be deep
enough. One is enough.
Okay. All right. So, unfortunately Oh,
yeah. Depth. Here we go.
300. Crossing into the deep ocean. Damn.
Yeah, this isn't deep enough. Crapnuts.
Nice deep. It's It's 500 meters, but we
need to do a
thousand. Let's see. I wonder if I can
get any glass shards while I'm down
here.
All right. Uh, let's see. The SS only
sleeping. All right. We can do that.
Let's see real quick here. All right.
So, SS
only fans. No, only only sleeping. There
we are. There we go. Sounds like a good
boat name. Okay. So, if I hop out of
here. Oh, there it is. There's some
sealass right there.
I should probably use the nautilon to
get
this. You had to find Yeah. Yeah. Jani,
that's what I'm thinking. Maybe if we
find
a no scan technology. Damn. All
right. What is
that? What the hell is
that? Oh, wow. Look at that. How? Wow.
That's Look at that. It's a hermit crab
that found a hell. Wow. Oh, dude. We
have to get one of those. Hold on. Crap.
I need to make some more uh pellets.
Damn it. I'm all out of carbon. Oh. Oh,
look at that, though. Yeah, it's a
hermit crab that is using a divers's
helmet as a home. Wow, that's really
neat, man. What will they think of
next? Okay, here we go. Oh, we might
have a an
earthquake. Here we go. Let's see. Seal
glass.
So, how do we how do we mine this stuff?
Oh, yeah. Just grab it. Okay, that's
one.
All right. Depth protection.
Let's see. Life support.
A lot of lot of glass everywhere, so
that's good.
See, this
one's right there. But there's I think
there's some closer ones, maybe. Yeah,
there's another one right
there. Should probably be using the
nautilon. But that's so cool, though.
Those are the crabs I talked about.
Yeah, I hadn't seen those
before. All righty. Sea
glass identified. Unidentified
dudes. Remember, never dig directly at
something with a terrain manipulator.
You end up just destroying the thing
that you're actually trying to
find. Okay, here we
go. What is that? Wow, that's a giant
squid. That's a thermal
vent. Glo, Chad.
Glo. Okay, there's another one right
there. So, we need to collect five of
these. Actually, I was I was getting a
little deeper there, so that's good.
Okay, there we go.
Yoink. Life support systems at 50%.
Yeah, it does chew up your life support
pretty quick being down
here. There's another
one, especially if you use your
jetpack.
Okay, let's see. Where is it? It's down
below.
Remember, yeah, like I said, dig next to
it, not straight at it. You'll end up
destroying
it. Damn it. Oh god, it's got the marker
was it was to the left of it instead of
on the middle of
it. Damn it. Okay, see? Well, there
there you go. Prime example. Yeah, it's
just the marker was kind of to the left
of it, I guess you could say.
All right,
let's
see. All right, here we go, chat. Just
need one
more. I got diaper aggro. Oh, no
worries. No
worries. Suit upgrade they added will
help with it. Makes you more immune to
the depths. Yeah, you're
right. All right, let's summon my
Nautilon. Here we go. Yeah, if you
didn't know that you could summon your
Nautilon right to your position. So,
there we
go. Okay. All right. So, yeah, looks
like we can go a little deeper now,
maybe. I just I wish the vision uh in
first person mode wasn't so
restrictive. Okay, let's
see. We're at
600. Yeah, I need a All right, this is
the ocean floor. Yeah, that's 660
670. Damn, we need to go
deeper. Yeah, it's like the Inception
movie. We must go
deeper. Coldest temperature. I Dude, I
really want to get one of those little
guys as a
pet. Note that shaft coming up from it.
Shaft. Damn. Okay. So, I guess we're
going to have to try
again. Okay. Reach extreme ocean depths.
Yeah, we got to about 600, but uh need a
thousand diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy
hole. Well, I guess I I could try to
Yeah, I mean I could try to dig a hole,
but if I hit if I hit like rock like
seabed or whatever, it won't it won't
let me dig any further, maybe.
Okay. I guess I don't have the I don't
have the terrain manipulator for the
nautilon installed, which actually is a
thing. Okay. So, let's try to do this.
All right. Terrain manipulator. All
right. All right. Uh, medium
beam. Yeah, this. All right. So, yeah,
we hit we hit rock bed very, very
quickly. So, yeah, it's a shame, too. We
got to 710, but yes, it's just not deep
enough. That was worth a shot, though.
The deeper you go, the larger the crabs
get. Go
on. All right. So, very, very cool
stuff. We just need to find a nice
deeper hole. I don't know. It seems like
we got plenty of power for the
nautilon. I We probably make it with
just without even a fuel
cell. Okay. And raising this fast would
give you the bend. Something awful.
Black market goods
acquired. Need to reach a trade
terminal. You can use your fishing rig
or excess skip to find deeper water or
look for player base that marks such a
place. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep. All right.
And Chris
Bloosh. I like that kind of kind of
bursts like a
whale. Rainbows chat. You know it's
going to be a good time when there are
rainbows. Yeah, just like I said, I like
this thing, but the uh the view in it is
just so restrictive, which is
unfortunate. Uh, you can tell how deep
it is before diving on your HUD. Oh,
really? Um,
how Okay, here we
go. All right, so there it is. Yeah, it
kind of kind of sits in the water like
it's supposed to. Little the SS only
sleeping. Thank you, major
chit. Going to take a major chit right
after the
stream. All right, here we go. The
pizzle. So, yeah. How would you how
would you see the depth using your
scanner while swimming? Okay, here we
go. Blunk. Oh, yeah. Sea floor. Oh,
yeah. You're right. It It did. Ah,
you're right. It does say that. Yeah.
5:35. So, let's
see. All right. Let's take off.
Eh, let's
see. Uh, okay. So, there's somebody made
a base here called Deep
One. There we go. Just skimming the
water here like a giant jet
ski. This game is pretty neat.
Let's
see. Looks like there are a few
platforms here. Maybe this will be deep
enough. Here we go. Coming in for a nice
squishy landing. How do you change the
personal camera view? Um, I see it's in
your menu. So, if uh you click here,
then you go to navigate to uh what is
it? Utilities. And then you can switch
your starship view. However, you can if
you're playing on a keyboard or with a
keyboard and mouse, you can key bind it.
See how I have the number one and see
I'm flashing that number one. You can
make it two, three, whatever you want.
Uh, and that's how I'm able to swap back
and forth very quickly between first and
third person. Uh, it works in exoccraft.
It works uh in first person mode or
like, you know, walk walking around
mode. I mean, uh, yeah. See, I just I
have it keybinded or keybound. So, it
actually, you know, it goes very very
quick. Hey, don't leave your nauton
platform.
Uh, oh yeah, I probably should go get
that, shouldn't I? All right, here we
go. Let's take a
look. Dang, at 8:12. Damn, so close.
8:12. Maybe maybe I can find a cave or
maybe I could dig a little
deeper. Let's see. Can't I just resummon
my Nautilon
dudes? No build permission. Yeah, I
thought it just I thought if you just re
summon it, it moves
it.
Really? I guess it's not like the
nautilon it because it's a platform in
its own right, right? I guess I would
have to What do I do?
H, that's the
exoskeff. Let's see. Natalon
platform. Yeah. Couldn't I just Couldn't
I just Don't I get to reuse it? Couldn't
I just reummon
it? Oops. Hold on. Let's try
something. Yep. There we
are. We
go. Dive. All right. Here we go. We're
going to dive.
What the
hell? All right. Dive.
Dive. Okay. Into the depths we
go. Into the deep we
depart, diving deeper and deeper into
the crush zone.
See, I do see the bottom
already. Holy penis pumps. Holy
crap. That thing is huge. That thing
could just eat me like a juju bee. Juju
bean, I
mean. Okay, here we go. Nice and
deep. Okay, we're at 7800. Right on the
dot.
See? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The deeper you go,
the deeper they get.
Okay. All right. Here we go,
chat. How deep can we
go? All
right. Dang. Oh, man. Crap.
8:45. I already did
medic. All right.
Oh man, you see it's it's just it's just
punishing just depleting my oxygen super
fast. Okay, let's see. Where is
my Oh, goodness gracious. Where's my
nautilon? Uhoh. Uhoh.
Okay, life support power
blow. All right, let's do this.
recharge. Oh, did they did they did they
change it? H. Yeah. Did they change it
where because they they had it where it
kept even if you were in your nautilon
when you're at like crush zone depths,
it would still deplete your oxygen. I
guess they changed it. I thought that
was kind of weird.
Yeah. Yeah. I already scanned all the I
actually scanned all the fish on this
planet. All the fish. Yeah, that's nice.
I thought that was kind of weird. It's
like why why would being inside your
nautilon at a at a low depth deplete
your oxygen? That was a bug. Okay, good.
Yeah, I thought that was kind of unfair
to be
honest. All right, Chad. I guess we got
to keep
trying. Oh, they fixed. Okay, good.
That's good to know. Dang. Okay, so we
got down to about 850. Yeah, I need to
get down to 1,01. So, we got to we got
to look for another
spot. Let's see. What is What does that
say?
spot time
x3.
Maybe we're trying to find a spot that's
deep enough. That was that would
actually kind of creep me out. That
gigantic
squid. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Glacier. I just
I just marked one. Hopefully maybe
that'll be a little
deeper. Yeah. Because it was Yeah. Just
just chew up your oxygen even when
you're in the
nautilon. Thought that was kind of a
weird design
choice. Save. There's a save beacon just
in the middle of the ocean
here. Let's
see. Woo! Sploosh.
So the uh so you guys are saying I can
actually pick uh can I pick up my
Nautilon disposal chamber or whatever
it's
called. All
righty. Uh philosophobia anymore than it
already does. Oh
yeah. I don't know. When I was living in
Hawaii, my parents tried to spook me
into aquatic alphabase and spooked me
into uh staying away from the ocean
unattended because they, you know,
they're like, "Oh, you'll get eaten by
sharks." Rendevous beach
platform. Wait, did I
Yeah. Dredging laser supreme defensive
systems
upgrade. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Hold on.
Look at this. What's this? What is
this? Ah, now this is a little
nicer. All right, hold on. And
sploosh. Okay, let's
see. Yeah, this one's only 720,
unfortunately.
Yeah, that one's only 720. So, let's
see. You take a look around. Vondu
2. Aquatic Alpha
Base. Land's End. Ctographers
Rest. Deep one. Oh, I help. Maybe this
one. Deep
one.
Oops. Deep
one. All
right, let's try it. We'll go to deep
one and see if this has got the uh got
what I
need. Actually, let's take a look in
here. See if anyone left anything in
these nutrient processors. Object in
use. Oh, guess I can't
uh I could go fishing in here. This
probably doesn't count as a gas giant.
Look at it. Hold middle mouse button.
Uh, look at it. And do what now? Look at
what did what now? There's one marked
1028. Hey, where was that one
[Music]
at? This is technically cheating, by the
way. H, you know, it's community members
helping each other out,
right? Uh, let's see. Base 16, deep sea
shore components. I mean, I I like the
names. People actually bother to name
stuff. Interesting names. Let's try
Let's go to deep one and see how deep it
is. I'll be
you. All right, here we go. All right,
it's coming around on a 21 niner. All
right, we're going to go to Deep One.
Anyone here remember the movie Deep Star
6?
It's about that uh underwater station
that was being attacked by a giant
creature. I don't know, Glacier. I
couldn't find it for some reason. So,
we'll try deep
one. I like how this planet is just
littered with
platforms. Yeah, deep one. It's just
Yeah, it's just has a depth of exactly
one. Okay, here he goes. Deep
one. All righty. Here we go. They got a
landing pad, which is nice. Every time
you land at an actual landing pad, um it
doesn't it doesn't use up any um launch
fuel when you take off
again. Yeah, Dark's right. Yeah, that's
that's the that's the probably the
probably the the yuckiest scene in that
movie. The guy they pull that guy up in
the diving suit and the creature's like
bites him in
half. Okay. Oh, look at
this. All right, here we go. 3, two,
one, and
sploosh. Oh, it's all right. 991. That
should be close. And if it's uh if we
need to go deeper, we can just dig. So,
let's try
this. Summon my
nautilon.
Clunk. The SS only
sleeping. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at this.
Yeah, somebody actually did build a base
here. Oh, hey, look at this. Deep
one. He must They didn't They didn't
build it deep enough though for it to be
called deep one. Oh, god. Look. Aha.
Yeah, there's another giant squid. Okay,
here we go to the depths
below. Can you can land on water, too,
with the water jets for the ship? Yes,
Madic. Yeah, if you have um uh aqua jets
installed. Okay, here we go. We just
cleared 600
meters. Don't go too deep. Ball rocks.
Yes, ballro here. Seven. Okay, 800
meters,
man. Here we go. Getting
deep. Very
deep. Okay, here we are, chat. 990. Oh,
there it is. Crush zone 101 or 10001, I
mean. All right, we did it. Yeah. Yeah,
we didn't we didn't need more fuel for
the humble drive. So, that's
interesting. I got some Xenos down here.
Yeah. All right, hold on. Before we
leave, we must explore the deep blue
below. Let's
see. Yeah, this is uh this is kind of
some new additions to the gameplay where
they finally have very very deep water
and you can outfit the Nautilon with a
train manipulator and laser beam. So,
you actually stay down here and like dig
for
stuff. Okay. Yeah, that giant squid that
tucking
you. Your books are safe. Yeah, we
should watch that. We should watch uh uh
it's on Adllo, isn't it? That's the only
place I found in all the expedition
planets that was deep enough. Uh we are
on Yep. Uh yeah, Adto. Yep, you are
right about that, Pixel Girl.
family of
squid. Let's see. All right, here we go.
We'll we'll drive directly into the
squid and let him eat me like a popcorn
ball. Here we go. There we go. Oh,
whoops. Oh god, I knocked it out
somehow. Oh, yeah. There it goes. Uh,
sorry. I kind of clobbered
it. Look at his giant eyeball there. Oh,
I just parked on his
eye. Yuck. All right, there we go.
Sorry, we just uh we bumped into its
squid grundle and I guess it didn't like
that. So, it's only sleeping. Yeah,
exactly. It's just that's the name of
the exo crab. Yeah, it's only sleeping.
Yeah, it's not dead. It's only sleeping.
Look, we This is like a squid party down
here. I don't like it. Time to get out
of
here. There was also Leviathan. Yeah,
with Peter Welllet. Yeah. Yeah. Robocop
did a a sea monster movie. Yeah, there
was a whole We were talking about this
like last month or so. There was um
Yeah, there's Deep Star 6. We watched
Abyss for Movie Night, but there's also
Deep Star 6 and Leviathan and Endless
Descent. Um, and uh, yeah, there was all
these in the 90s there was all these
like ocean movies, you know, deep sea
movies. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. This
is this guy's underwater base. You know,
you can build a base at the very very
bottom. I've done it. Well, I should say
Avalanche did it and I only helped. But,
uh, because if you if you put the base
all the way at the bottom, then you get
to see all the bottom dweller life.
They tagged onto the abyss in that era.
Yeah. Yeah. There's just all these like
ocean a lot of ocean monster movies, if
you will. Yeah. Don't drink the vodka.
Yeah. The like diseased vodka that had
mutagenic properties or something. I
don't
know. All right. Where's my
ship?
Oops. Okay. Here we
go. Oh, there it be.
I think. Yeah. What What other There was
other There was another like deep water
creepy
movie. Yeah. There was Hold on. I guess
the Yeah. The one I haven't seen in a
while. It was kind of cheesy, too. It's
like called
Endless. Yeah. Yeah. It was this movie.
It was called Endless Descent. Yeah. You
hold your breath and scream at the same
time. Gerp. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, yeah.
Ray Wise, The Rift. Yeah, it's just all
these there was all these like
underwater monster movies that came out
in like I think the late 80s and 90s,
early 90s. Yeah, kind of after the Abyss
was very popular. But
uh All right. But uh anyways, go go feel
free to watch some of those
uh Sphere. Yeah. Yeah. Then of course
there's like the the Meg, all those
movies. Uh, well, yeah, I was I was
thinking I was thinking more like Well,
I guess you know, Red October. Yeah, The
Hunt for Red October. I was thinking
more of like Yeah, like underwater
monster
movies. Yes. Sequest. Yeah, there
underwater stuff was very big in the
90s. That base may have been the ocean
floor before the world's part two
update. Oh, yeah. TJ, you might be right
about
that. All right, let's do this. Let's
take off, eh? Okay. Uh, let's see.
Collect the reward. Crush Zone. Finally,
I get my crystal
sulfide. Underwater construction
plans. Okay. Ah, visit the site of a
sunken freighter. M. So, that's going to
be a little bit more difficult. But I
bet I bet if I had a shadow of an
inkling of a modicum of doubt, uh, there
is probably someone who's already built
a base next to one. So, why don't we do
this? Let's take off. Eh.
Sequest voyage to the bottom of the
ratings. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks because
that that Jonathan Brandis kid that was
on that show, you know, he did a bunch
of movies and he was on Sequest DSV. Uh
he he called it quits in life after
Yeah. that show ended. I guess he kind
of felt like he was, you know, just I
don't know, he's going to be like a
child actor that ends up not being
famous anymore or whatever. And you
know, he he called it quits
unfortunately. But um yeah, he was in
the he was in the Never- Ending Story
sequel that was terrible. He was in that
movie Ladybugs. Um all sorts of stuff,
you know. He's like these teen
heartthrob. Spoiler alert. Spoil me.
Spoiler
alert. Let's see. Is there anything?
Yeah. So, we need to go to a different
star
system. Nautilon can also search for it
with the right tech. Yeah, you are right
about that.
Uh, I really liked Underwater movie with
Christian Stewart. Yeah, that was kind
of like another underwater monster movie
kind of
thing. In World War I, a troop ship in
the Indian Ocean had the two night
watchmen see a giant squid that the guy
on the front of the ship saw a giant eye
and the guy on the rear saw tentacles
leading off into the dark. Yeah. I mean,
giant squid are called giant squid for a
reason. Yeah. Yeah. Ladybugs with Rodney
Dangerfield. Yeah. Sometimes I I say the
joke.
Uh, God, what was it? Ronnie Dangerfield
bad. He was yelling at Jonathan
Brandice. He's like, "Look, you got to
you got to act like you're a girl. You
can't say I got to piss so bad I can
taste it." You know, he's just he was
giving all these He's like, "Yeah, I got
to pee so bad my eyeballs are floating."
You know,
just Yeah. Rodney Dangerfield, man. He
He had some had some good jokes. Yeah.
You got to pee so bad I could taste it.
So
gross. Yeah, it's a Rodney Rodney
Dangerfield joke. Okay. Um, let's see.
Deep Deep One. Oh, Deep Rising. Yeah,
all those underwater monster moves. Oh
crap. Okay, so I
need Well, what do we think?
Um, hell is that?
H. So, what do we So, there's got to
be Yeah, there's got to be Well, I don't
know. A sunk those CR the sunken
freighters don't normally I don't think
you can find them on the super deep
planets. Can
you So, let's let's do this. I guess if
we
go cataloging expedition. So, yeah,
visit the site of a sunken
freighter. H, what would that be?
And you would be absolutely 100% wrong
in being able to find it on that world
or system because it's uninhabited and
thus no freigherss. Well, well, no. I
mean, Glacier, that's the point I was
just trying to make that this this
planet is is too deep to have a sunken
freighter cuz they Oh, come on.
Crap. All right, hold on. Let's do
this. I got to get rid of these uh this
contraband. Woo. See you later, space
police. That's what I was saying. Cuz
that planet's too deep to have a crashed
freighter on
it.
Okay. All right. Let's even go to a
space station. If there's a space
station, as long as it's not uh well,
totally abandoned. Oh, yeah. It is
abandoned. All right. Well, I'll tell
you what. Let's do this. Let's
sell I should be able to sell my
contraband.
Yeah. So, this
is
Yeah. Conflict level
unavailable. Can it be? H
uh. No, it's not too deep. Just
uninhabited. So, you're saying on an
aquatic planet, like a full aquatic
planet, you could still find a crash
freer as long as it's a habited system.
Have you ever found one on an aquatic
planet? Okay. H. Oh, I thought the water
would be too deep. I mean, obviously I I
landed on an I I saw an island, but I
would just would have suspected that the
water is too deep. Too deep. Well,
maybe. Maybe not. Let me sell this
contraband so I stop getting
scanned. The deep
Okay. All right. So, let's sell.
Uh, wow, this sealass is really
expensive. Am I going to need any more
sea
glass? All right, here we go. Sell these
nipnip buds.
Uh, I don't know if I need more gamma
roots. Where's that crap that I have
that's getting me in trouble? Oh, yeah.
Here we go. Prismatic feathers. Yoink.
It's actually the opposite of yoink.
That's me selling meal worms. I got to
sell this hypnotic. I wonder if I could
use a hypnotic eye as bait. Pirate
transponders. Yeah, quader. Don't need
that. Don't need this living
pearl. Okay, that should be good enough
just to at least get me uh get me out of
harm's
way. I would trade a family member or
two for Robin Williams. I'm sure he'd
agree to it.
Lots of lots of hollers this time around
for
people. Okay. So, h
uh let's do this. All right. We're going
to cheat a little bit. As much as you
can call it cheating. Uh let's see if
anyone has a base that they have marked.
Oh, wait. But what if the names don't
show
up? Yeah, wait a minute. I had a problem
earlier where none of the base names are
showing up.
He's dead. Yes, we are unfortunately
aware of that. Okay, here we
go. Oh, okay. There we go. Now it's it
seems to be working. All right, so uh
let's see other
bases. Let's see if anyone
uh Okay, something something's not right
here. I don't know if the names are
bugged or what, but yeah, you know, it's
not like everybody named their base the
same
thing. Yeah, I wonder what's wrong. I
wonder what's up with the naming system.
Oh, under 1,000 fishing base. Yes, it
would have been really easy. Could have
just gone there.
Um, let's see if anyone happens to have
a screenshot if they uploaded a
screenshot. Yeah, something's wrong with
all the names.
Yeah, you passed one. Oh, really?
Um, but you saw it from the saw it from
a thumbnail cuz like Yeah. Not everyone
remembers to
upload a thousand fishing
base. So, I'm trying to find a derelict
freighter that's
underwater. Oh, here we go. Titan sunken
freighter. Ah. Uh oh no. Oh man. It says
downloading data. Titan sunken
freighter. Anytime you see it saying
downloading, it never downloads. Yeah,
it just uh means there's something
wrong. So I might have to log out and
then log back in
again. Yeah. So let's do this. Yeah.
Something something ain't right. Just it
ain't right, chat. So let's do
this. Here we go. Clunk.
First time I've seen that issue. I I've
seen it many, many times, unfortunately.
All just going to save the game real
quick. And All right, Chad. Give me just
a moment. I'm going to restart my game.
Give me a chance to also maybe stand up
and stretch my legs a little
bit. All righty. So, let's do this. Just
waiting for it to update and then we
will
reload. I'm going to
reload. All
[Music]
right, here we go. All right, reloading
the game. And while the game is loading,
I'm going to stand up, stretch my legs.
If you've been sitting for a long time,
yeah, maybe consider doing the same
ow ow. I hear my legs shattering. Hey,
Red
Worm. Smell games.
Ow, the
legs. I'm only 21. I shouldn't sound
like
this.
Oh, all
right. There we go. Fantastic. Ah, yes.
See, I feel feel a little better. Feel a
little
[Music]
better. I can show you a squirrel.
Oh, let's
see. Uh,
okay. All right. There's that. Okay. All
right. Uh, let's see. Now we go back.
Now we go back. See if that fixed it
possibly. That's okay, Yog. There are a
lot of comedians out there. comedians
and comedians and uh humor troops and
stuff like I I don't know. I never I
never got into kids in the hall but uh I
don't know I a lot of people seem to
like them but yeah a lot of a lot of
comedians and groups out there that are
fun. Okay. Ah there it goes. Ah finally
the SCS garbage can. Okay. Yeah. So just
just needed a reboot and that seemed to
have fixed it. Expedition base fishing
shack.
Okay. Fishing spot. Empty box if you're
a fox. Storm crystals. Trump recall
election 2025. Okay, fair enough. My
gassy hobbit hole. Old fishing hole. The
two-hole fishing hole. Uh, let's see.
So, we're looking for someone. Oh, wait.
Here we go. Ghost bears Titan R3 gas
giant with
freighter. Okay, that sounds
promising. Let's see. Gas. Pardon
me. People are weird, man. All right,
let's try. Let's try. Okay. Yeah, looks
like it's
working. And good
luck. Comedy went down a bit when Ron
White stopped drinking during the shows.
Yeah, he always had a glass of
something. Having a body is like or
having a body like a temple. Ancient
crumbling and probably cursed,
right? Wait, am
I What is this?
Okay, so this is a freighter, but it's
not underground or
underwater. What the
hell?
Um, yeah, dude. We're We're inside of
it. Plus, it's not underwater. It needs
to be
underwater. And where where the where
the heck did I
What the hell is this?
temperature detected.
Chat, what the heck is going on?
Well, that that doesn't help. It needs
to be underwater. Of course, they didn't
say specifically it was
underwater. Um, well, welcome to hell,
apparently. Um, well, crap. Uh, let's
see. What star system are we in? We're
in Rialhallen Regan.
Okay. So, this
is is this is this the next uh hold on.
Expedition. Let's check this out. Is
this the next rendevous point? Rendevous
3. Yeah. Visit the site of a sunken
freighter. Like I said, this system
won't have it. Okay. But we I I have no
idea. Real Rin Reagan is where we ended
up.
Um but if it's if it says discovered
four weeks ago by Hello Games, this is
this is an expedition system.
So, well, there you go. There's your
answer, chat.
[Music]
Um, all right. Well, let's take a nice
uh nice picture here of me visiting
space hell. There we
go. That's a good picture. Got the storm
in the background
there. Weird
stuff. Okay. Well, there's that.
Um, let's see. Summon my ship. Call the
starship.
Let's get in here. Man, this awful
planet. So, well, I mean, to be fair,
that actually did save me some warp
fuel. Um, it did say R3, I guess. So,
now I just have to find Watcher. Well,
it's not just water. I have to find a
crashed
freighter. You can use the nautilon. I I
didn't put the scanner in it,
though. All right, let's do this. We're
going to take off. Hey. Wow, this place
is nuts.
Hey, look at this stuff.
Huh? Take that planet. All right, here
we
go. Yeah, planet
Hades. It's got a very big atmosphere,
too. Wow, that was a big kind of a
jarring change. Yeah, look at that. That
was I mean, adittly that was kind of
awesome, but uh Oh, I think my graphics
are being weird. Oh, there it goes.
Yeah, graphics were being weird. I tell
Let's go to space station. See if we
could try again
here. Three, two, one,
activate. I didn't I don't have the
scanner installed on the nautilon,
though, cuz I tried to scan and it said
no scanner installed. Oh, you don't need
the scanner to use that function. Oh,
that's Yeah, because I tried to scan. I
I did think of that, but then it said no
scanner installed.
H. Ah, okay. I got you. Echo
myth. I missed you. Did you miss
me? Don't need it. Okay,
gotcha. Lots of people here.
Yeah, most of the time these these
abandoned stations are completely
empty. I don't know. Maybe they change
things a little
bit. Kind of smash my skull on
there. H. Okay,
gotcha. All right,
so let's try one last time here. All
right, other bases. Let's see if
anyone's got
a All right, fishing cabin. Fishing
spot. Fishing spot. Titan. Titan fishing
dock. All
right. Super base.
Cozy. See, we're looking for someone
that may have buil built a base near one
of the sunken freighter
dudes. Let's see. Nothing there. Nothing
there. I don't care. Nothing
there. Curious stadium. Joe's fish
market. Minimal gas. Giant
fishing. It's cuz someone someone had
something. Scanning.
Scanning. Somebody built a lot of
outposts. Second big gas
base. Expedition fishing
hole. Sorry. Like I said, this kind of
cheating.
There is a beautiful fishing shack
nearby. Well, that's nice to share.
Um Oh, I think my game's starting to get
kind of funky again because the Yeah,
the images aren't updating. Too lazy to
do more. That makes two of us.
Um fishing fishing fishing fart base
one. Jerry curl for
life. Opa of dragon geckia. Not bad.
Keep mad's fishing shack. Get her
done. No fishing, just
fishing. There's got to be There's got
There was at least one guy. There was
one
guy. Gassy pie. Giant fishing
hut. What a load of rubbish. Somebody's
not happy. Yeah. All right, Chad. I
don't know. Yeah. Yeah, that was the
one. This is the one that we just went
to. I don't know. Turn off
multiplayer. I think those bases are for
the gas giant. Yeah. So, we need
uh All right. Maybe we'll have to uh
like I said, if we find a if we go to
out of if we go out of the expedition
path, we can go to a space a star system
that has a regular um like a regular
just a regular space station. And then
we can buy a what's called a uh what's
it called? an emergency broadcast signal
something or rather and it will either
lead us to a freighter or it'll lead us
to a crash ship. But there's got to be a
way to find
one. No, it's that the system is
abandoned. You think that's what's
messing it up? Hi. How do you find
Anomaly Station? Uh finds the lost. Are
you playing the expedition or are you
playing a normal playthrough? Um if you
just started playing, it'll be part of
your playthrough. It takes about 3
hours, maybe about three two or three
hours of gameplay before you can unlock
the anomaly and then you summon it in
space. You do have to warp to at least
one new system before the anomaly uh can
be summoned. So if you're like, well,
hey, you know, I've been playing for 15
hours, but you haven't left your your
first star system, you have to leave the
star system.
So, okay. Okay. Well,
h well
chat guess we'll have to figure this
out. But I have good news and bad news.
I think there's a way we can find it
without too much trouble. The bad news
is we're going to have to do it
tomorrow. Yeah, Chad. All right, we're
going to end the stream right here,
right now, uh at the space station. And
uh yeah, cuz I've been live for about
six hours and some change and I think
that will probably be a good place to
stop. Yeah.
Yeah, sure thing, Hanken. Hanken, what
about you? Did you already play this
expedition? Normally found once. Not
sure how to find again. I bet if I bet
Hey, here's a here's an idea. Maybe I
could go H. Maybe I could go to the boat
show. I don't know. We'll figure it out.
I' I've found them plenty of times. I
just have to remember how. Taking a No
Man's Sky break. Okay, gotcha. Well, I
mean, it's an expedition still available
for another couple of weeks. Uh, yeah,
Zebach, I think it's about that time.
So, uh, let's do this. We are going to
Let me just save the game one last
time in this abandons
station. All right, getting in and out
of your ship is just a quick way to
automatically save the game. Yeah,
Inquisitor, there are no drops this time
around. I'm just streaming the uh
streaming the game to uh play the
expedition. So, all right, cuz I haven't
played it yet. All right, here we go.
So, yeah, wave goodbye, spaceman. There
it is. And that is where we will end for
tonight. Okay, booyah. All right. So,
uh, my name is Kim Richard. If you did
enjoy the stream and you're lurking,
consider following. We'll be live
tomorrow at 400 p.m. US Eastern, which I
think now is like I think that's 10, no,
9, 8, 5, I don't know. We just had
daylight savings time. So, 4. So, it' be
like 8:00 p.m. Universal time, GMT time,
I think. Yeah, until until it updates in
GMT time or something like that. But,
uh, yeah, appreciate everyone for tuning
in. Thank you everyone who followed
already. Uh, we had what 13 14. Holy
crap. I I I didn't realize we had 21 new
subs for today. That's awesome. Yeah.
Well, thank you for that. And had Thank
you for the bits and tang alerts earlier
as well. So, yeah, good. Yeah, it was
good fun. I appreciate everyone coming
to hang out with me. I know it's been a
while since I've done some No Man's Sky.
Uh but yeah, I just I I haven't missed a
single expedition yet. I missed
Expedition 5, but then I went back and
played it when I they did the redo, so I
so I didn't miss it. So, yeah. Stupid
horse penis. Thank you for one more of
those. All right, so let's see. Uh, with
that, let's go ahead and find someone we
can rile raid for
today. Yeah. Who can we raid that? We
haven't raided in a while. I like to say
that. I do like to say that. Uh, let's
see. Who can we
raid? I've got some folks are streaming
Kingdom Come. Uh, some folks are
streaming uh, let's see, some other
dudes. Katie Peters is streaming Silent
Hill Downpour. streaming some uh creepy
dudes. Who could we raid? I haven't raid
her in a
while. I guess we could. Yeah, we go
raid Katie streaming Silent Hill. I
never played any of the Silent Hill
games, but she she's got her work cut
out for her. Yeah, she's got some uh
fighting off some creepy monsters
already, but uh I I did really really
enjoy the first Silent Hill movie. Yeah,
the first movie I thought was pretty
good, you know, for kind of a creepy
spooky movie. Uh I actually really
really liked it. That's why it was such
a shame. Such a shame that the sequel
was awful. It was just really bad. It
had a really troubled production. Uh but
yeah, just unfortunately the sequel is
really really bad. Hopefully hopefully
it'll get like a remake or something.
Yeah. Oh, major ch Yeah. Yeah. It's it's
uh it's it's daylight savings time now
here in the United States. So we we
moved our clocks 1 hour forward.
Hopefully someday the whole global time
change thing will stop, but so far still
still a thing. So Oh. Oh, you're in Oh,
yeah. Arizona. I think Arizona and
Hawaii don't use daylight savings time
if I'm not mistaken. Sure thing, Old
Mama Dragon. Thanks for hanging out.
Well, let's do this. Let's raid uh our
friend Katie Peters at Katie
Petersplays. And uh feel free to go give
her the business raid style. If you're a
subscriber here, be sure to use your Rad
Raid emotes. You can copy this line of
emotes. I really should I should change
it up. I should intersperse it with some
other stuff, like maybe some eggplants
and some things, maybe. But yeah, feel
free to go spam a few of those and we'll
give her all our all our best. Yeah,
Arizona doesn't live there for a few
years. Yeah, one of the mods, Flint
Dragon, uh he also lives in Arizona and
so he's he's the one to let me know. All
right. But uh yeah, so tomorrow we'll
try to finish up uh we'll try to finish
up uh the expedition and then I don't
know. I'll talk with the mods, but I was
talking about starting return to Moria
next week uh on Monday, but you know, I
might maybe we'll just start it on
Thursday and maybe we'll play some more
on Saturday. Also going to take next
Thursday off. I'm going to a concert.
But uh otherwise uh yeah, feel free to
go ham over at Katie's Place uh with
some Rad Raid emotes. So that's going to
do it for me. Uh please do have a
wonderful morning, noon, or night
wherever you are in the world. many
assist you all and I'll be back tomorrow
to complete the No Man's Sky expedition
and then we'll wait patiently for more
No Man's Sky updates and then hopefully
any news whatsoever about Light No Fire.
Yeah, eggplants for Katie for sure.
Yeah, maybe you should like it. Okay.
All right. 3 2 1 activate the raid and
jump on over there and I'll see you
there in a bit. Hopefully you will have
a lot of fun with Katie and company.
Good night. Bye.
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