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🚀 No Man's Sky Titan Expedition Full Playthrough - Day 1 🚀

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[Music]

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All right, welcome everybody. Get those

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07s in chat because we're going live on

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Twitch. Hi, my name is Kevin Richard.

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Uh, thank you for tuning in. Also, uh,

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Trip Reed, I saw you subscribe, I'm

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assuming, during the intro. So, uh,

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thank you. Thank you, Trip. Hold on, let

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me play I can replay your alert

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here. Yeah, thank you,

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Trip. Oh, thank you, buddy. Yeah, I love

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the love the intro set. But yeah, like I

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said, I've I've got a I've got a a new

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one. Well, it's the same intro just with

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newer clips, but uh it's it's it's like

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99% done. Uh but thank you, Trip. Uh

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welcome, Joust. Welcome Wolfick TJ.

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Hello, Matt PK Red Baroque and Draganis,

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everybody. Yeah, welcome Vandal. Yeah,

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did Cojima make this intro? Maybe.

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Maybe. Maybe it was. It was Kojima aka

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Nightrider. Uh it's the intro is great,

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but it's long. Uh, are you talking about

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like the countdown sequence to Red

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Broke? You know, I' i've debated over

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the years, uh, maybe removing the

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countdown part cuz what it is, it counts

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down from the time I go live. It's a 5

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minute countdown before the intro video

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plays. Uh, the whole thing. Yeah. So,

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the whole thing. So, because what I did

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at one point is like, yeah, I had an

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intro video. Um, and

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then gosh, God, this was years and years

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ago at this point. Uh, I had uh uh an

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intro video where basically it gives me

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it gives people five minutes to tune

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into the stream so they don't miss

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anything. So it's like five minutes, you

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know, five minute countdown including

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the Johnny Cash quote. Uh and uh and

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then you know the intro video. But uh at

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one point I did remove that cuz someone

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was like, "Yeah, dude. Do you really do

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you really need to have a countdown

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video? We're already here." And it's

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like, "Well, I you know, it's for people

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who tune in very very early, like

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literally right when I press the go

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button. So that's great." But then I had

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other people that kept saying it's like,

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"Hey Cap, you know, I keep I keep

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showing up late to your stream because I

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keep expecting there to be, you know,

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like the five minute countdown or what

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have you." And it's, you know, it's

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pretty common on on Twitch that a lot of

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streamers have that. But I have debated,

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yeah, just having the intro video and

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and just like no countdown video. But I

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know I know there's people that at this

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point now that I've had basically 10

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years of having a fiveminute countdown

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before the intro video that there's

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people who would just end up, you know,

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being like, "Hey, what happened to the

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intro video?" Damned if you do, damned

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if you don't, I guess you

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say. Uh, I take it no drops. But hey, I

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have Star Trek Online and just made

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bread at home. I love bread. I could

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never. At one point, I was doing kind of

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like a not a keto diet um or what are

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they? What what was that? Like the

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Atkins diet, but kind of a low carb

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diet. It helped me lose a lot of weight,

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but I I just love bread too much. Bread

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is good. But uh yeah. Is it true? Has

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the prophecy been foretold? Hold on.

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Yeah. Has the prophecy been foretold?

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Are you the chosen one?

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So, I could I could I could just have it

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where yeah, there's no more countdown

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video and just have it go right to uh

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right to the intro video as soon as I go

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live. Of course, you know, for me on the

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back end sometimes. Sometimes I I use

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those extra four or five minutes or

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whatever. Oh, nice. Oo. All right. I'll

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have to check that out. I do like bread.

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I've never made homemade bread. Maybe

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maybe I could learn someday. Uh I I use

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those extra few minutes to be like, am I

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really truly ready? because you you you

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know sometimes I'm I'm a little late,

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you know, a few I actually started on

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time today, but sometimes I'm a few

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minutes late and I kind of use those

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extra minutes, you know, countdown

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minutes to make sure I have everything

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set up correctly and then I'm still

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late. But uh yeah, I don't know. It's

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pretty common on Twitch. It's 5 minutes

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extra on of a 6-hour long stream on

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average.

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So I think it'll be

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okay. Uh did you get the new mouse

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installed? I did. I did. Hold on. Let me

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let me pull this up here. Uh, give me

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give me just a moment. Yeah. So, uh, no

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more no more weird like beeping issues

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or anything like that. Hold on. Give me

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a sec here. Uh, let's see. There is that

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right there. Yeah. So, here we go. Yeah.

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Courtesy courtesy of Logitech. I would

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have done an unboxing, but I kind of

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needed to start using it right away. But

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this is it. Uh, so this is their

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basically the I I used a Pro mouse. I

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have a G502 as well that I use on my

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other system, but I am using the uh the

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Logitech uh Pro 2 lights. Oh, hold on.

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Give me a sec here. I am the ultimate

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badass. Uh, let's see here. Zuul, thank

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you for the 22 months. Thank you for

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that, buddy. 15 month streak as

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well. All right. So, anyways, yeah, I

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was about to say that. Yes, I I did

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finally start using my new uh Pro mouse.

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It's basically the newer version of the

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mouse I was using anyways. Uh, but this

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is the new version. What's really nice,

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though, is it now Oh, I guess you can't

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see. It's too dark in there. Oh, yeah.

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There he is. uh they switched from USB

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mini to U or micro to USBC which is kind

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of like the the standard now. So just a

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very very very classic mouse design and

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uh and like I said I have a 502 and I

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use that on the other system but uh on

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my main system I kind of got really

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really used to using just the classic

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mouse design. So this is their their

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their very it's not the super light. I

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have the super light as well but uh yeah

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it's basically their their pro two light

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speeded. also works with their new uh

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pro pro power I want to say. But uh

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yeah, so anyways, thank you. Thank you,

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Logitech G. So hopefully no more random

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beeping. That other another weirdness.

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All right, let's go ahead and click

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that. Click that. Click that. And we'll

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click that for now. All right, so the

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plan for today is very very uh easy. Was

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a bad time for my mouse disconnect. I

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think I got to do that with I was

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counting mentally the seconds. Oops.

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Okay, there it goes. No, no. No, no, no.

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Come on, game.

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No. So, yes, I was having a mouse

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troublesh. I'm a Logitech Dieard. Been

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using their mice since 2003. Yeah, I've

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been I've been using Logitech for a

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very, very long time as well. So, that's

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why it's nice to be, you know, sponsored

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by them, partnered with them, what have

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you, because they they send me a lot of

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goodies in the mail, which is great. Uh

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I got a good 10 of them at home. Yeah,

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I've I've got I've got a bunch. um uh

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some that have uh lasted, some that have

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admittedly not lasted, but uh yeah. And

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so what I think what it was is I don't I

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don't think it was the mouse that was

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bad. I think I kinkedked the cable uh

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the cable that it came with. I think I

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kinkedked it somehow because the mouse

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is fine, but when I jiggle the cord a

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little bit uh where the receiver So this

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is So what the way Logitech mice kind of

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work these days is they have one of

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these. So, this is a wireless mouse and

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you can put the nano receiver as I

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believe they call

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it. Uh, this guy, I believe they can you

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can put that just anywhere you want and

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you know, it's just a little receiver

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like a laptop, what have you. But then

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they have this little adapter. It's

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basically adapter system. So, you plug

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this into the mouse to charge it, but

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then you plug this into a basically USBC

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to USB, I don't know, standard

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connector. And this is this is basically

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your wireless receiver. It's a way to

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get the wireless receiver closer to your

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mouse. You can just plug this directly

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into your computer as well, but I keep

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it about about 6 inches away from where

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I do all my mousing. So, yeah. So,

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again, it's this right here is the

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wireless receiver for this guy and I I

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keep it kind of close just to make sure,

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you know, get a nice good strong signal.

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But, uh I think uh the cable for the

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other one, I had kinkedked it somehow

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because when I jostled it,

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it you know, that kind of thing. So,

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it's probably human error versus a

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faulty product, so to speak. Uh, USBC is

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the standard now, courtesy of the EU.

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You're welcome. Yes. Well, thank you.

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Thank you for that. I I do prefer vastly

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prefer USBC to the old standard. Yeah.

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Greetings, probable human being.

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Probable. Not confirmed, but probable.

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Uh, I love my 502. Yeah, they they've

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had a lot of 502s over the years. The

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current one's probably the best one. I

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really like the fact on the 502 that you

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have the option of covering up the thumb

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button. There used to be like this thumb

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kind of like a thumb trigger kill button

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or whatever. Uh, and my I just just I

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don't know based on my my my my ape

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hands. Uh, my my thumb would uh just

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always inadvertently press that button

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when I didn't mean to. Uh, and so they

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addressed that by making that button

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removable. And they have just a smooth

7:59

cover that replaces that button. And I

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was like, you know what? It's it's a

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good button to have, but I just kept

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inadvertently pressing it just on the

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way I grip my mouse. What do they call

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it? They have they they have the there's

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two grips. I think they it's a palm grip

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or a claw grip. Yeah. It's kind of the

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two styles that most people use for

8:14

holding a mouse. Yeah, I think it's like

8:15

palm grip versus claw grip. And I kind

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of kind of do like a kind of like a

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hybrid of both. It's like palm down but

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then like clawed on the sides. And I

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would just always always always

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inadvertently press that button. So it's

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like the new 502X Plus has Yeah. has it

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where that button is removable now,

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which is great. I that was one of my

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things that I actually uh I'm not going

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to claim credit for it, but I was

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definitely one of the people who told

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them it's like, "Yeah, I love this

8:39

mouse. I just wish there was a way to

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cover that button." And they did it.

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They did exactly that. Made it where you

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can cover it up.

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Uh, Glacier says, "I don't use wireless.

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Always found it a hassle keeping it

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powered up." I mean, yeah, you know, I

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do have to recharge like this mouse. Um,

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I have to charge it about once every 5

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to 7 days, uh, based on usage. Uh, that,

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you know, if you turn the le the LEDs

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RGB off, you know, it does make it last

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a little longer, but yeah, I mean,

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that's that's why, like I said, I have I

9:05

have the cable right here. This is the

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receiver. So, when I need to charge it,

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I literally just Yep. take the receiver

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off, plug it in the mouse uh before I go

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to bed. Then when I come back to my

9:15

computer, I just plug this back in and

9:17

then there you go. It's good for another

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week. So it's uh it's I find it it's

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very very low hassle. And now when I

9:23

have it plugged in, like I can I can

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plug this Hold on. I can plug this cable

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back into the mouse. It works in both

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wired and wireless modes. Sorry about

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that. Sorry. Ah. So I plug that in right

9:33

there and I can use it in wired mode. I

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can't I can't. It feels like a leash on

9:38

my mouse. It's just it's like I could

9:39

feel even even if it's properly spaced,

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it's like I could feel the resistance

9:43

and I just because I used to be I used

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to be that guy. I used to be a I used to

9:47

be a wired mouse die hard. I was like,

9:48

"No." Uh-uh. I don't trust wireless

9:50

mice. Not a chance. Nope. Mm-m. No. They

9:52

the batteries die. Uh, you know, the

9:54

connections probably gets bad after a

9:55

while. Blah blah blah blah blah. And

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Logitech G, they kept saying, it's like,

9:58

"No, no, Richard. You know what?

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Wireless mice have come a long way. You

10:01

should try one or a wireless mice." I

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was like, "Nope, no, no, no. Thank you,

10:04

Logitech. I'm fine. I'm totally fine

10:05

with just a wired mouse." They're like,

10:07

"Look, we're going to send you a

10:08

wireless mouse. Just try it." They

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literally said that. They were like,

10:11

"Yeah, we're just going to send it to

10:12

you anyways. Just try it. See if you

10:14

like it." So, I was like, "Okay, fine."

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And I unplugged the cord. I plugged in

10:18

the wireless mouse and then I started

10:20

using it. I was like, "Okay, well,

10:23

oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh, what? That Yeah,

10:28

that makes a difference not having the

10:29

tether on the back, you know, the leash,

10:31

so to speak." And I was like, "Oh my."

10:34

Yeah. It's like, well, you know, I can

10:35

mouse over here. here. I can mouse

10:36

there. I can mouse right about there.

10:39

And I was like, "Okay, yeah, I get it

10:41

now. Oh, yeah. It's very liberating not

10:43

having that wire anymore." And then I

10:45

And then I was just like, "Yeah." And

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then I tried going back to a wired

10:48

mouse. I was like, "Oh, I can't. Oh,

10:50

yeah. I get it now. I I truly get it

10:52

now." But uh yeah, it's it is one of

10:55

those things where it's like, yeah, you

10:56

have to it is something you have to

10:57

recharge, like I said, about once a

10:58

week. Unless you're somehow using it 24

11:01

hours a day, then it probably lasts

11:02

maybe like three or four days. But then

11:04

from there, yeah, I mean, it charges in

11:05

like three hours or something, so two

11:08

hours. Yeah, I know. It's just And I

11:10

used to be that guy. I used to I used to

11:11

tell my buddies who also had wireless

11:13

gaming mice. I was like, uhuh. Nope.

11:14

Nope. I'm staying wired. I don't trust

11:16

wireless mice. But then sure enough, uh

11:18

they they had me try it. And I was like,

11:20

okay, I get it now. I get it now. Uh

11:22

Amazon accidentally delivered a Logitech

11:24

G910 keyboard and a G502 Hero mouse to

11:26

me and said, "If nobody claims it, I

11:28

could keep it." Now, two years later,

11:29

they're still going strong. That's

11:30

That's a good pull, Troy. I've had that

11:33

happen maybe once or twice in my life or

11:35

a couple times where Amazon has sent me

11:37

something by

11:39

mistake and I was and you know they say

11:41

it's like hey if you received this

11:42

product by mistake just you know just

11:44

keep it because Amazon's like it's not

11:45

worth even returning at that point. Um

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and I I feel kind of bad because it's

11:50

like it was it was delivered to my house

11:51

and I opened it and I was like I didn't

11:53

order this and I tried to go online to

11:54

and say but then uh I looked at the

11:56

label and it was just like my neighbor's

11:58

package at one point and I was like oh

12:00

whoops. And so now I now I've I've I've

12:02

looked and that actually happened uh I

12:04

think on Saturday I received a package

12:06

from Amazon that wasn't mine, but

12:08

instead of opening it, I looked at the

12:10

label first and sure enough it was my

12:12

neighbor two streets down. So I just

12:13

walked it over. The guy was uh the guy

12:16

is former special forces. I noticed the

12:18

uh the special forces uh sticker on his

12:20

car, a retired guy. He was probably like

12:22

uh you know he's a green beret in in

12:24

Vietnam or something. H So I I I

12:27

recognized that. I was like, "Oh, I'm

12:28

sorry. I got the I think I got one of

12:29

your packages." He's like, "Really? Are

12:31

you sure it's mine? Are you selling

12:32

something?" I was like, "No, no, sir.

12:33

It's literally it's your package. I just

12:34

live up the street." And he's like, "Oh,

12:36

okay. Well, thanks. Come on." He's like,

12:38

"Come back whenever you want." So, uh,

12:40

so yeah, I thought that was kind of fun,

12:41

but yeah, just I I learned to look at

12:44

the labels now before opening. Wonder if

12:47

that would work with Ferrari. No thanks.

12:48

I'm good with my car. Then they send you

12:49

a Ferrari. Yes, please. Yeah, that would

12:51

that would kill me in taxes, but that

12:53

would be fun otherwise. Uh, you get one

12:55

of theirs that has the wireless

12:56

charging, too. I have one of those,

12:58

unfortunately. Trouble magnet. I don't

12:59

have room for it on my desk. It's called

13:01

the Logitech G Power Play or something

13:03

like that. Uh yeah, it's literally it's

13:05

just it's a mouse board, if you will. Uh

13:08

and it constantly charges your mouse.

13:10

I'm also uh kind of I kind of prefer a

13:12

cloth top as opposed to like hard

13:14

plastic top.

13:17

Yeah. Red B says the battery on my G 604

13:20

lasts more than a month. Yeah. So the

13:21

some of the Logitech mice don't have RGB

13:24

dukes in them and they do last a lot

13:26

longer. I had a 604 and yeah, I mean I

13:29

think that was still was I think it was

13:31

still battery based, wasn't it? I can't

13:32

remember. But yeah, I mean some of the

13:34

ones that don't have RGB at all. Yeah, I

13:36

mean they they they go like for weeks

13:37

without uh

13:40

recharge. Uh but last time one of those

13:42

plebes is not on a firstname basis with

13:44

Logitech G. Ah g whiz. Well, you know,

13:47

if you uh if you start doing say like

13:48

YouTube videos or streams done peel and

13:50

profess your undying love for all things

13:52

Logitech G and chill for them like I do,

13:55

uh they they might say, "Hey, would you

13:57

like to try out some of our new

13:58

products?" That's that's typically what

13:59

it is is, you know, whenever they have

14:01

new products, they they send them my way

14:03

uh so I can, you know, showcase them

14:04

with people. Normally do an unboxing.

14:06

Like I said, this is this is the new

14:07

version of the Pro 2. It's basically

14:09

like an they they claim it's like an

14:11

esports mouse. It's also reversible. So

14:13

you can do uh you can do right side or

14:15

left side uh thumb buttons and uh yeah

14:17

they just like try them out, see if you

14:19

like it and you know create content

14:20

around them. Yeah, that's and the T roy

14:23

that's typical. I mean Amazon they say

14:25

if you receive something by mistake and

14:27

if it's not like you know thousands of

14:28

dollars or whatever they they just tell

14:30

you to keep it. I mean they're they're

14:32

they're going to eventually be a

14:33

trillion dollar company. So they're just

14:35

like yeah we just don't care anymore.

14:37

It's it's it's more logistically new uh

14:41

uh bothersome to have you return it,

14:42

have it everything sorted. So, Lego

14:46

wreck, no promises. All right. Uh let's

14:49

see. Uh yeah, the G 604 uses one uh AA

14:52

battery, so you use a rechargeable one.

14:53

And I'm pretty sure the 604 doesn't have

14:55

RGB, right? I'm pretty sure. And so,

14:58

yeah. I mean, that that just lasts

15:00

forever. Just lasts a really long time.

15:02

Yeah. All righty. Well, uh yeah. What

15:05

time is it? 423. I started on time

15:09

today. Yeah, exactly. It's like Yeah,

15:12

maybe maybe you don't want to open your

15:14

neighbors packages. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you

15:16

open it, it's

15:20

like that is totally

15:25

dildos. All righty. So, uh so yeah, but

15:27

anyways, the plan for today, what's

15:29

weird about this one is this one. So,

15:31

I've mentioned before I've mentioned

15:32

before um that I normally use the two

15:35

thumb buttons on the side to adjust my

15:37

DPI. So, I can adjust it. Usually, I

15:39

adjust between uh 800 and 1600 cuz those

15:41

are like the two sweet spots that I

15:43

like. So, if just for general mousing, I

15:45

use 1600, but then sometimes I just need

15:47

a little bit more more smooth aiming and

15:50

stuff. So, I bump it down to 800, shoot

15:52

somebody, and then bump it back up to

15:54

1600. But this one, it's interesting. It

15:56

actually has a dedicated DPI button, but

15:58

it's on the bottom. And it's like I

15:59

guess you could just you could I don't

16:01

know if you have it like oh I need it

16:02

boop and just change your DPI real quick

16:04

but I don't know. I think I'm going to

16:06

keep my my thumb buttons which is

16:07

normally forward and back, right? You

16:09

know for whatever you want. Uh I'm just

16:11

going to keep it as my DPI buttons but

16:13

they do actually have a dedicated DPI

16:15

button on the bottom now. Uh I like I

16:18

like the fact that it's reversible. So

16:19

this is the other side. So if you're

16:20

left-handed, you can make this uh it

16:23

just instantly becomes a left-handed

16:24

mouse. Yeah. Hey, welcome. Hopefully

16:27

your Tuesday is treating you well.

16:28

believe Mondays and Tuesdays are your

16:29

off days, right? Oh, Arie. Uh oh. Um I

16:32

uh I I thought I saw that you had

16:34

actually started playing Split Fiction.

16:36

What have you beaten it yet? Did you

16:38

enjoy it? I I I rolled credits on it

16:40

yesterday and it's it's great. That the

16:43

ending is crazy. Uh just as busy, if not

16:46

more. Uh oh. Beat it on the third day.

16:48

Oh, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, it's uh

16:51

that was a that was a wild wild game. I

16:53

hope you liked it cuz I I think that's

16:55

going to be a strong contender for at

16:57

least a nomination for a game of the

16:58

year. Yeah, pretty much a perfect game.

17:00

It is. It's just surprisingly

17:02

surprisingly good. I think the fact that

17:04

they keep it uh interesting and

17:06

entertaining by not keeping it the same

17:08

way. Like it's not just a permanent

17:09

upscroller or platformer or sidescroller

17:12

or anything. They mix a whole bunch of

17:14

different genres. It's a big mix of

17:16

sci-fi, big mix of fantasy, plus all the

17:18

side quests have different different

17:20

themes to it. Uh you can you can tell

17:22

that game is basically a love letter to

17:24

video gaming period because it has a lot

17:26

of different genres built into it. It's

17:28

uh it's just a crazy crazy good game. Uh

17:32

let's see. One main feedback is the

17:33

ability to adjust cinematic sounds

17:35

separate from the rest. I I took me it

17:37

took me about a good 20 minutes to

17:38

balance the audio when I started

17:40

streaming it. So I I I hear you on that

17:42

one. No pun

17:43

intended. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. A

17:46

Way Out. I never played A Way Out, but I

17:48

did play It Takes Two. But I think I

17:49

think I I have to be honest. I think

17:51

split fiction's even better. They're

17:53

taking their formula that they're known

17:54

for and they just basically dialed it up

17:56

to 11. That's just awesome. Yeah, well

17:59

said. A love letter to gaming is a good

18:01

description for it, right? And then just

18:02

the ending is very very mind-numbing how

18:05

they do the split screen where it's like

18:07

it's split screen for a lot of the game,

18:09

but then it just kind of like starts

18:10

melding together and you have to kind of

18:12

figure out which side to go. I don't

18:14

know. It's just insane. Uh, is that the

18:16

Joseph Ferris Oscar suck guy? Yes. back

18:19

in 2017 at what he had some he he was

18:22

basically he was like he's like yeah the

18:24

Oscars uh you know watch watch video

18:27

game awards instead I'll remember you

18:29

stream an hour early soon by the time I

18:31

do I'll switch. Yeah well we just had

18:33

daylight savings time I think on

18:36

uh sonog

18:38

Sunday. Uh I loved it takes two though

18:41

not going to lie the characters are a

18:42

bit mad. Well yeah I mean they're

18:44

supposed to be like little doll toy

18:45

characters. Okay sure thing area. Yeah,

18:47

if one of the mods would be so kind to

18:48

give Ary Summer a shout out. Uh

18:51

hopefully hopefully Yeah, the person I

18:53

played with Ary, she was almost

18:55

despondent. She's like, "It was such a

18:57

good game." And now there's no more

18:59

game. We actually went back and played

19:01

off stream a little bit more some of the

19:02

side mission side quest just cuz it was

19:05

just such a good game.

19:07

Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, I got you, Arie.

19:10

Well, yeah, it was that that whole story

19:12

was basically a couple trying to figure

19:13

out their relationship problem.

19:15

[Music]

19:17

So, uh, I'm going to be playing split

19:19

fiction again with Zo in the future on

19:20

the other characters. Yeah. I mean,

19:22

that's the best part about it is if you

19:24

if you there's two characters, right?

19:26

So, if you swap characters and someone

19:28

else plays the character you play, you

19:29

play the other character. It almost

19:31

becomes like a like a brand new game all

19:33

over again because a lot of the mini

19:34

gamess are different based on which

19:36

character you play. So, I Yeah, I don't

19:38

know. Maybe like in a month or so, I'd

19:40

replay it and play the other character.

19:42

Damn. Okay. Oh, all right. Uh, yeah, the

19:45

plan is to jump back into No Man's Sky

19:48

Worlds part two for today. Uh, but not

19:50

the Well, I mean, I guess you could say

19:52

that's technically the patch we're at.

19:53

Uh, but I'm going to play the

19:55

Expedition, which I hadn't played yet. I

19:57

think there's only about two weeks left

19:58

to do that. And, uh, given that we have

20:01

a looming looming replay of Return to

20:03

Moria coming soon to a stream near you,

20:06

this one that I figured I should go

20:07

ahead and play, uh, through the

20:09

expedition and because I want to. I

20:11

haven't missed an expedition yet. I

20:12

missed expedition five, but when they

20:14

brought it back a second time, I played

20:15

it then. So, I've done every single

20:17

expedition. Every single one. The

20:20

director the the director head was kind

20:22

of boastful during TGA, so I was ready

20:24

to mentally deduct a point or two, but

20:25

nope. It was that good. Yeah. So,

20:28

Hazelike Games, they they have a formula

20:30

that works, and Split Fiction takes that

20:33

formula and just puts like injects with

20:35

steroids and sends it into the

20:37

stratosphere. Um, when I checked

20:39

yesterday, it said three weeks, but it

20:40

looks like they might have added a week.

20:41

Oh. All right. Well, I got plenty of

20:43

time. But anyways, the plan for today is

20:44

to jump in and check out expedition uh

20:47

Lord of the Rings, no, expedition 17

20:49

Titan. Uh it says, "Following on from

20:51

last month's massive worlds part two

20:53

update, today we're launching our 17th

20:55

Expedition, Titan, and inviting the

20:57

entire community to explore some of the

20:58

new planets introduced in Worlds Part

21:00

Two. Awaken upon the spectacular but

21:02

dangerous new AF, a Titanic gas giant

21:06

ravaged by tornadoes and encircled by

21:08

moons. Chart a course between rendevu

21:10

points to reach a dazzling array of new

21:11

stars, new worlds, endless oceans, and

21:14

cloud skimming mountains. So, yeah, I

21:16

think there Yeah, like two or three

21:19

weeks. It'd be a first for me seeing

21:21

someone else play No Man's Sky. Okay,

21:23

gotcha. That that's No Man's Sky is kind

21:25

of one of the games that I got, you

21:26

know, I don't want to say well known

21:28

for, but known for because in my early

21:30

days of streaming, I used to primarily

21:32

stream space games. games like No Man's

21:34

Sky, Elite Dangerous, Star Citizen, and

21:37

a few others, you know, kind of like

21:38

one-off games that maybe didn't have the

21:41

long lasting potential, I guess you

21:42

could say. But, uh, but yeah, uh, I've

21:44

been streaming No Man's Sky

21:47

uh, in the early days. It was kind of

21:49

off and on, but pretty regularly now,

21:51

ever since the game launched. I was

21:52

actually one of the content creators

21:54

that they tapped hired to help promote

21:56

the game. So, I got to stream the game

21:58

one day before launch, and I've been

22:00

streaming it kind of off and on ever

22:02

since. So yeah, very cool stuff. And of

22:05

course, whenever whenever whenever

22:07

Lightning of Fire comes around, if it

22:09

does come out this year or next year,

22:10

maybe a few years from now, who knows?

22:12

Uh I can all but assure you that that

22:14

will become a focal point of our streams

22:17

for quite some time. Yeah. All right.

22:20

Well, let's do it. Uh let's go ahead and

22:21

log in. I updated the mods that I use uh

22:24

for No Man's Sky. I just used two mods.

22:26

Uh, one of them is a graphical mod that

22:28

simply removes the pulse speed lines

22:30

because it kind of makes my stream

22:31

really pixelated. And the other one is a

22:33

hover mod that allows uh all ships to

22:35

hover on land, not just ones Hello Games

22:38

pics. Uh, because that's quite literally

22:40

a game design point that I I just I

22:43

guess I could say I solemnly disagree

22:45

with as far as that's concerned. So,

22:47

it's only two mods. Only two

22:50

mods. Nothing too bad. Nothing too uh

22:53

super cheaty or whatever.

22:59

Yeah. And this game takes place in the

23:01

year 400 billion. Like, no, no. Uh,

23:03

spaceships can't hover. Most of them

23:06

can't hover. It's like, but we have

23:07

hovercraft in the year 2025. It's like,

23:09

yeah, who cares? Spaceships can't hover

23:11

on land. Okay. All right. Let's do this.

23:15

Yeah, I just used two mods. I don't,

23:16

there are a lot of mods out there. I was

23:18

on Nexus mods, uh, checking out mod

23:20

stuff, and I was like, damn, it's

23:21

actually pretty impressive how many mods

23:23

there are for this game. But yep, it

23:24

just used two. Um, let's see. Give me a

23:29

sec. Why am I not getting any audio from

23:32

the game? Uh, iron moment beta. Uh,

23:36

let's see. Okay, how

23:39

about Okay, that was weird. My uh my my

23:42

audio software. I use two PCs for gaming

23:44

or and streaming. So, I have a gaming PC

23:46

and then I have a streaming PC and they

23:48

weren't uh they weren't talking to each

23:49

other audio-wise. I just had to restart

23:51

my my audio linker, as I call it. All

23:55

right, so I've got multiple saves. I

23:57

don't play any other saves because I've

23:58

already played through them. Uh like I

24:00

said, I've done every single expedition,

24:01

so today will be the start of expedition

24:03

17 for me. I've got 455 hours on my main

24:07

save, plus a whole bunch of other saves.

24:09

I think I'm getting close to 800 hours.

24:12

Hold on. Let's take a look here. How

24:15

many How many hours do I have in No

24:18

Man's Guy?

24:20

Now, let's take a look. Library. Uh, I

24:23

if I if I hit depending how long I go

24:25

today, I might actually hit 800 hours

24:27

today. 800 hours, which compared to some

24:29

players, 800 hours is not a lot, but uh

24:32

it's pretty good for yours truly.

24:35

Okay. All right. Uh, finished all of

24:38

them, though. I can't get all the

24:39

rewards for some reason, even though the

24:40

game does register. I completed all

24:42

expeditions. Uh, well, you know, there

24:44

are game save editors that you can use

24:46

to fix problems like that. I admittedly

24:48

use an editor uh because you can use

24:50

them and you know dangerously so to

24:53

alter your game. You can give yourself

24:54

like four billion credits, give you

24:56

unlock all your slots, give you the best

24:58

gear, all sorts of stuff. But um you can

25:00

also just use a game editor to fix

25:02

problems with the game. This game is not

25:04

in early access. It's been released for

25:06

gosh what almost nine years now it's

25:08

been out. But uh yeah, sometimes it just

25:10

has a bugs and some issues and some of

25:12

those issues can be fixed using a game

25:14

save editor. So, I I fairly admit I have

25:16

one installed right now. Um, but I uh I

25:19

only use it to solve problems, fix

25:21

things. You know, it's it's really

25:22

tempting. It's been tempting to use it

25:24

to do say like custom ships, you know,

25:26

make custom ships, but I've been pretty

25:28

adamant that I like to play try to play

25:30

the game as, you know, as as normal as

25:32

possible, so to speak. So, it's it's

25:35

tempting, but I I can't say I don't

25:36

think I've ever owned a ship that I

25:38

customized myself using a save

25:40

editor. I think you did yourself a favor

25:42

waiting on this expedition cap. They had

25:44

to patch several progression blocking

25:45

bugs. I think they're passed it with the

25:47

last one though from what I've seen

25:48

online. Yeah, they had another bug fix

25:50

patch I think on what was it over the

25:52

weekend

25:53

[Music]

25:55

maybe. Oh, wow. So, we can look forward

25:57

to a 10th anniversary issue. Yeah. Yeah.

26:00

So, uh Hello Games put out No Man's Sky

26:03

in 2016. So, next year will be the

26:06

10-year anniversary. And given the

26:08

company's just been crazy crazy about

26:10

all sorts of awesome updates and all

26:11

sorts of stuff, I can imagine that

26:13

they've got something fun planned for

26:15

sure. For

26:19

sure. This is No Man's

26:23

Sky. Not creepy at

26:30

[Music]

26:32

all. Ah. All right. Well, welcome back

26:35

me.

26:38

Sorry. So, uh, this was the I think the

26:40

final Twitch drop ship from the last

26:42

time they did Twitch drops, which was

26:43

about a month and month ago, month and a

26:45

half ago, something like that. So, yeah,

26:47

I do let subscribers name all my ships,

26:49

planets, star systems, what have you.

26:50

So, this ship was named the Inuendo

26:52

Batch tosser. So, that's Try not to read

26:55

into that too much. Hey, Mic. Welcome.

26:58

Hey, Reaver. Welcome back as well.

26:59

Totally not suffering from depression

27:00

from familial loss three months ago. Oh,

27:03

man. Yeah, sorry to sorry to hear that,

27:05

buddy. And I think I was feeling bummed

27:07

just because Split Fiction was over.

27:10

Huh. That's It's ironic that you

27:13

mentioned that, Reaver. I was just going

27:14

through some old pictures um last night.

27:17

I think it was last night. And yeah, I

27:18

just from the on my father's side of the

27:21

family. He's he's the my father is now

27:23

the oldest person on his side of the

27:26

family because all of you know his

27:28

parents are gone and all of his siblings

27:29

are are have passed on. And so I just

27:32

have uh I just have some cousins and

27:34

stuff now. But yeah, I was watch looking

27:36

at pictures from my uncle's funeral. I

27:38

don't know why I just randomly thought

27:39

of that, but yeah. Oh, so at least it

27:42

was nice. I hadn't seen a lot of my

27:44

family in a very, very long time.

27:46

Extended family. The joys of growing up

27:48

in a military family. Yeah, kind of grow

27:49

up all over the world, but you don't get

27:51

to see your extended family much. Just

27:53

got home. I'll be jumping on in on a few

27:55

after I get settled. Of course, I will

27:56

let you get adjusted and settled in the

27:57

expo before I join you. Avalanche, I'm

27:59

glad. I'm really glad. uh you know

28:01

Avalanche uh Cury was actually Ben

28:03

Bellic Cury was complimenting you last

28:05

night saying that uh she thinks that

28:08

it's nice that you and other people kind

28:10

of kind of know I guess you could say

28:12

Twitch etiquette and gaming etiquette as

28:14

far as streaming is concerned. So So

28:16

yeah, you've got that going for you

28:19

including like a 14inch wiener. Got that

28:22

going for you as well. It's hung like a

28:23

Pringles can. All right, so anyways, uh

28:27

but yeah, chat, welcome back. We are now

28:30

back in uh No Man's Sky. Hi, how's it

28:33

going? Hey, Cury. Welcome back as well.

28:36

All right, so uh yeah, let's see.

28:40

Expanding the base. These are all side

28:42

mission things. Uh so yeah, you know,

28:45

they they did say that they kind of sort

28:48

of slightly updated the um oh, what's a

28:50

return to the overseer? Oh, yeah. Uh

28:53

kind of sort of updated the ending of

28:55

the quote unquote ending of the game.

28:57

And someday I'd like to try to do a

28:58

second playthrough so I could see what

29:00

the new ending looks

29:04

like. All right, there are a lot of

29:06

goodies to get in this expedition,

29:08

including yet another ship. So, at some

29:10

point, we're going to have to make room

29:11

for a new

29:13

ship, his head, and hopefully his

29:16

shaft. No, it's

29:20

fine. All right. So, so we have got to

29:24

summon the anomaly. Hold on. Maybe we

29:26

could do that right now. Give me just a

29:30

moment. Artine is

29:32

off. So, we have to start the

29:34

expedition. So, let's do

29:39

this. Completed me. Yes. All right. So,

29:42

let's see. Planetary interference. Let's

29:45

get a little further away. Like I said,

29:47

one of the mods I installed is just

29:49

simply this. It makes it where I don't

29:51

see the pulse lines when I when I pulse

29:53

travel because it's kind of not very

29:55

stream friendly, so to

29:58

speak. Let's do this. Yeah. So, Space

30:01

Florida. Wait, didn't I thought we'd

30:04

renamed it Space Hawaii. Did Did the

30:07

name not stick? Hold

30:09

on. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I

30:12

thought we had renamed it Space

30:14

Hawaii because uh because Florida is

30:18

flat. It's the flattest state in the

30:20

United States of

30:21

America. But this this uh this whole

30:24

planet is kind of more reminiscent of

30:25

Hawaii. Hawaii, which I have also lived

30:27

in. So yeah, maybe maybe I forgot to

30:30

upload my my dudes. Yeah, space Hawaii.

30:35

H I live in Florida, but again, this

30:37

place is very mountainous. It kind of

30:38

reminds me more of Hawaii than Florida.

30:40

Are you finding the lost Taco Bell shop?

30:42

We

30:43

are. Yeah, exactly. I wonder. H Oh,

30:46

discoveries were one of the buggy things

30:48

they had to fix. Yeah, discoveries,

30:49

which ties into the naming

30:51

[Music]

30:53

system. Okay. I'd love to see some more

30:57

industrial urban worlds in No Man's Sky.

30:58

Yeah, there was. And it sucks, too. Oh,

31:01

no. There was a guy who um uh notably No

31:05

Man's Sky doesn't really have cities.

31:07

Sometimes you have like really large

31:08

outposts, like the big tall outposts,

31:11

but this game is devoid of cities, which

31:13

is it kind of feels weird, right? So,

31:14

there was a player who took it upon

31:16

themselves uh to build an actual city,

31:20

an actual entire city in No Man's Sky,

31:22

almost kind of like it looked kind of

31:23

like like Bladeunner a little bit. Um,

31:26

but then I'm trying to remember why they

31:28

took it down. I think they said they

31:30

were getting trolled or something like

31:31

that. Uh, but yeah. Oh gosh, I'm trying

31:34

to remember. Trying to remember the Does

31:36

anyone remember what I'm talking about?

31:37

A guy, he he had created just an entire

31:40

city in No Man's Sky like with big

31:42

buildings and everything. You could fly

31:43

around the city, but then then I'm

31:46

something happened and I don't know. I

31:48

think he decided to to remove it.

31:51

Something like

31:52

that. Considering the shape of Florida,

31:54

I can't really picture being described

31:55

as flat. Also, well, it's it's uh it is.

31:59

Yeah, it is the flattest uh flattest

32:01

state in the United States.

32:03

Um, I was Yeah, TJX. I was a PKA is the

32:07

person who found it. Uh, this system,

32:09

the founder, if you will,

32:12

almost. Cortisant challenge. No, was

32:14

that was that what it was called? Hold

32:16

on. Let's see. Hold on. I'm going to alt

32:18

tab real quick here. All right, let's

32:20

see. There is this. There is

32:27

this. Uh, let's see. City in.

32:32

No man's

32:48

sky. All right, guys. You All right,

32:51

guys. Hey, use guys. Let's see if we can

32:54

find it.

32:56

Um yeah, cuz I think um let's see.

33:03

I'm trying to trying to

33:06

remember. Yeah, cuz this guy Hold on.

33:08

I'm trying to see if this is the same

33:09

one I'm thinking of. Um I don't think

33:12

this is the Yeah, I don't think this is

33:13

the same one.

33:15

H maybe. Oh, I think I think this was

33:18

it. Yeah, this I think this was it. It

33:20

was called Rainbow

33:21

City. Uh I think this was

33:24

it. Yeah, I'm that that kind of does

33:27

sound familiar. was called Rainbow City

33:30

and a guy basically tried to make

33:32

something that yeah at ground level

33:33

would feel like you're walking around in

33:35

a city but there there was for some

33:37

reason they they ended up removing it

33:39

for I don't know some some

33:46

reason. Yeah. So this Yeah. So this this

33:49

used to be in the game. I can't

33:50

remember. Gosh, I wish I could remember

33:51

the details about it, but sadly

33:54

unfortunately I don't think you can

33:55

actually visit this place anymore. it

33:57

was it was taken out of the game for

33:58

some reason. Uh but yeah, just it kind

34:01

of it just gave it that feel of being an

34:04

actual like small city in the game

34:06

whereas, you know, there there aren't

34:08

really any cities in the game. It'd be

34:10

nice if No, hello Games would make kind

34:12

of like a city-esque kind of place like

34:14

this. Just to kind of give you the feel

34:16

that it's, you know, not just there's

34:17

like, you know, quadrillions of planets

34:19

out there, but they all feel kind of

34:21

really really sparse and devoid of life.

34:24

short of like, you know, like a I don't

34:25

know, like a mutant pterodactyl and a

34:27

couple

34:28

outposts. Why not go to the space

34:30

coordinates and see if it's still there?

34:31

Because I read the Reddit thread about

34:33

how the the the person ended up taking

34:36

it down. Um, yeah, causing performance

34:39

issues. Yeah, because I remember I

34:41

remember people who did try to go to it.

34:42

Some people said it's like, "Yeah, I I

34:44

didn't have a good enough computer to

34:45

even visit this

34:47

place." So, uh, so yeah, I don't know.

34:50

Maybe

34:51

uh maybe I don't know. Maybe you could

34:53

do some homework and see why. Let's see.

34:56

No. Hold on. Let's see. No Man's Sky

35:00

Rainbow

35:02

City.

35:05

Butter. What the

35:08

hell? Uh, let's

35:12

see. Yeah. Yeah. So, here it is. Yeah.

35:14

Rainbow City is gone. Most likely due to

35:16

an overwhelmingly amount overwhelming

35:18

amount of bases that have been placed on

35:19

the planet. So, with that being said,

35:21

Hello Games, please take a look at base

35:22

placement or consider improving quality

35:24

of life for base building. Be great if

35:25

other players can industrialize

35:27

together. Uh, Rainbow City, a popular

35:29

city-like base is no longer available

35:30

for players to visit. And this isn't the

35:32

first time stuff like this happens.

35:33

Player bases disappear after a certain

35:35

number of bases have been made after the

35:37

original. So, h yeah, Rainbow City was

35:40

the closest thing to a cyberpunk/corus

35:43

like aesthetic, and it's sad to see it

35:44

gone.

35:46

Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I guess maybe it

35:48

was just too uh too resourceheavy for

35:50

the game or something like that, but

35:53

um yeah, it looked like it was really

35:56

cool, but it apparently didn't last very

35:59

long. Sad. I really I I was I I wanted

36:02

to go to it, but uh yeah, by the time I

36:04

found out about it, it was already too

36:06

late. So, all right, chat. Now, you may

36:10

not have this ability yourself, but I

36:11

do, and I try to use it sparingly. I

36:13

have the ability to summon an entire

36:15

space station out in outer space. Behold

36:19

the anomaly.

36:24

Sorry, that never gets

36:26

old. Yeah, but it was cool. I It'd be

36:28

nice if somebody would take a second

36:30

stab at that. Of course, the moment you

36:31

post the coordinates online, a lot of

36:33

people go there and then, you know, if

36:34

it starts being a resource hog, then

36:36

Hello Games probably finds out about it.

36:57

flunk. All righty. Digital awesome the

37:00

undying.

37:02

Okay. All right, chat. Well, this is the

37:05

anomaly. And this is also coincidentally

37:06

where you start the expedition if you

37:08

want to. You can still start expeditions

37:10

on a different save, but I just I just I

37:12

can't say I recommend it anymore. It's

37:14

just it's just it's just more

37:15

convenient. Unless you want to keep your

37:17

hours separate from your main

37:18

playthrough or you don't want to mix

37:20

gear for whatever reason, then

37:22

yeah, you can start expedition as a new

37:25

save, but I still recommend doing it as

37:27

a uh as a expedition on a pre-existing

37:30

save. Makes it way easier to bring stuff

37:32

back. To be honest, it would have been

37:33

funny if Hello Games replaced it with an

37:35

asteroid field with littered with

37:36

building chunks. Yes.

37:38

All right, here it is. Expedition

37:41

Terminus

37:42

Sperman. All right, so uh let's see

37:46

here. Um

37:49

Oh, that's expedition

37:55

16. Hm. Did

37:58

I? H I

38:01

guess I guess. H collect

38:08

[Music]

38:10

rewards. That's

38:15

weird. That's weird. It says expedition

38:17

16, the curse. But it

38:20

says

38:22

h that I hadn't finished it, but I did

38:25

finish it. Hm. I wonder what that's all

38:28

about. H, you have to collect the

38:31

rewards first, right? I'm just noticing

38:32

that it's it's basically implying that I

38:35

didn't finish it, but I did finish it. I

38:37

have uh I have all the I already

38:39

collected all the dudes for

38:41

it. Uh oh, that's right. That was

38:45

because I was playing it a second time.

38:47

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. No, no. I

38:49

I I did complete it and then when we

38:51

were doing Twitch drops, I started it

38:53

for a second time just for, you know,

38:55

poops and

38:56

grins. Never thought of that. I'm doing

38:58

the Titan thingy on a separate save. Oh,

39:00

yeah. Nish Gameber. So, that's they they

39:02

have this thing now. It's called the

39:03

Expedition Terminus. This is the this is

39:05

the kiosk that allows you to have a

39:07

pre-existing game uh and then start the

39:09

expedition from

39:11

there. Uh yeah, that that's right. Thank

39:13

you for reminding me. That's right. I I

39:15

started it I started doing the

39:16

expedition a second time, you know, just

39:18

to have something to do when we're doing

39:19

Twitch drops. Uh yeah, we were Yeah, the

39:22

the goal was to try to speedrun it, but

39:24

there's no speedrunning on this

39:25

channel. Um Gingi asks, "Have you ever

39:28

played Liza P?" I never have.

39:31

Um I'm familiar with it though, and I

39:33

understand Liza P is kind of like a Dark

39:35

Soulsish kind of game. It's got it's got

39:37

that kind of vibe to it, I guess you

39:39

could say, except you're like basically

39:40

Pinocchio or something.

39:43

So, uh, oh, you're following the Atlas

39:44

path at the moment. What a drag. It does

39:46

it gets pretty interesting after a

39:48

while. So, all right. So, that's that's

39:50

that. So, I actually did do the

39:52

expedition, but um I I didn't I was

39:54

going to do it a second time, and I I

39:56

didn't finish the second

40:00

playthrough. So, yeah, this is basically

40:02

just it's going to uh fry everything

40:04

that I had on my my second

40:08

playthrough. Right now, I'm trying to

40:10

build my paradise planet base. Are you

40:13

on space Hawaii or did you find your own

40:16

planet? As I got to say, people are

40:18

always welcome to build on our community

40:20

planet, hence why it's called a

40:22

community

40:25

planet. Okay, so for the second

40:27

playthrough, I got 11 million units and

40:29

another 8,000 nanites. Eh, I'll take it.

40:31

I I I didn't finish the second

40:33

playthrough, but that's

40:35

okay. Oh, here it is. Expedition 17

40:38

Stitan. Uh, start an expedition to go on

40:40

a journey alongside the whole community.

40:41

The exclusive phase rewards earned on

40:43

expeditions are available to all saves.

40:45

Sign up for expedition 17 Titan to

40:47

undertake a voyage through a dazzling

40:49

array of new worlds and new stars. I

40:50

swear I didn't know the expedition was

40:52

only 17. I

40:54

swear.

40:55

Sorry. Okay, it says expedition details.

40:58

Select your starting equipment.

40:59

Beginning the expedition will start a

41:00

new journey. Reach the space anomaly to

41:02

retrieve stored equipment. You may

41:03

switch freely between your expedition

41:05

and primary saves at any time. Confirm

41:06

your load out to begin. All right. So,

41:08

this is where you can bring technology

41:10

with you if you want. Yeah. Do I? No. I

41:13

like to I like to go in empty-handed

41:15

into expeditions cuz to me, it's a great

41:17

way to feel like you're starting the

41:18

game all over

41:21

again. You're a community

41:24

planet. All right. So, yeah. So, like I

41:26

said, I I typically don't bring anything

41:28

with me uh when it comes to uh uh doing

41:32

expeditions. I usually just kind of I

41:34

don't I don't know. Just kind of like to

41:35

just start from scratch, which is, you

41:37

know, it's a struggle. It really is a

41:39

struggle, but eh, I like the struggle.

41:42

When you play a game for almost nine

41:44

years straight, h it just kind of just

41:46

becomes kind of one of those things.

41:48

Okay. All right. Without further ado,

41:50

three, two, one, and let's go. Begin

41:54

expedition. Beginning the expedition

41:56

will start a new journey and place you

41:57

in an unknown world. Reach the space

41:58

anomaly to retrieve stored equipment.

41:59

You may switch freely between blah blah

42:01

blah haba. Do you wish to continue?

42:06

Yaba. All right, chat. I'm wearing Atlas

42:09

red today. My uh my rocket ship shirt.

42:11

My PAX spaceship

42:13

shirt.

42:15

Okay. Are you truly sorry for your

42:19

equip? You knew you could not resist. I

42:23

did. Do

42:24

Novakin. Okay. Spoiler. You start the

42:27

expedition by pressing X to initialize.

42:29

It's E actually, which is right on your

42:31

screen. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Is it

42:33

too late to change my mind?Oop.

42:40

Commencing system initialization.

42:49

Support systems

42:55

activated. Machine connect.

43:04

[Music]

43:13

Aerial propulsion jetack online.

43:30

Initialization sequence complete.

43:34

All right, chat. Here we go. It's

43:43

begun. All right, community

43:45

expeditions, all sorts of

43:49

stuff. Okay, let's do this. All right,

43:51

first things first. Let's

43:54

uh try

43:56

[Music]

44:01

[Music]

44:07

manipulator.

44:15

[Music]

44:19

Okay. Let's see.

44:29

I like the

44:30

music. I like

44:32

the All right, so let's take a look

44:35

here. Okay, I've been You start off with

44:37

42. I guess I picked up some

44:41

sodium for a second. That sounded like

44:43

Minecraft sounds. Oh, it's because of

44:48

that. Yeah, there it is right there.

44:50

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Just coming coming

44:52

into our reality

44:55

here. That's great. I was about to say I

44:57

was like, "Wait a minute. Why do I hear

44:59

Minecraft sounds?" Thank you. Choir got

45:01

me with that one. I had to pause for a

45:02

second. I was like, "Wait, sounds like

45:04

Minecraft

45:07

sounds." Oh, you're out of luck. I got

45:09

started in air base. That's okay. Like I

45:10

said, I like I like the initial struggle

45:13

bus. Okay. All right. So, uh, what are

45:15

you looking for this time? A space

45:17

girlfriend. Space. Space. Yeah. Space

45:21

Geck. Okay, so let's take a look. She

45:23

got me with that one. I was like, what

45:25

the why are there Minecraft sounds?

45:27

Okay, so looks like uh yeah, let's take

45:30

some time to redo our inventory here. Um

45:34

shield strength, core health, life

45:36

support

45:37

tanks. Uh let's do this. We'll do this

45:40

here. I've got one exposed supercharge

45:42

slot. So let's take

45:44

my let's take my backpack or jetpack

45:47

upgrade and put that in there. We'll

45:50

supercharge those stats. H it's not the

45:53

best supercharge ever, but better than

45:55

nothing. Okay, looks like we got a lot

45:57

of uh a lot of at least a lot of

45:59

backpack slots unlocked by default, so

46:01

that's

46:02

nice. Let's put that there. Put that

46:05

there. Make sure everything has

46:06

adjacency

46:13

bonuses. Oh, this Oh, this is also a

46:15

supercharge slot. Look at that. Okay.

46:18

So, let's take

46:20

um let's take this thing, induction

46:23

lattice, and supercharge

46:25

that. Yeah, there we go. Just put those

46:28

there for

46:29

now. Yes. Okay. All right. Take a look

46:33

at the starship. Starship's out of

46:35

range. Oh, they gave us a hauler this

46:36

time around. Uh it's got a decent amount

46:40

of uh hauler slots unlocked. Comes with

46:42

some launch fuel, a dihydrogen jelly.

46:43

It's got a damaged launch thruster and

46:45

pulse engine per usual. All right. So,

46:47

people are going to have to rename my

46:49

spaceship. One lucky subscriber is going

46:51

to get to do that. Multi-tool. Ah,

46:53

defiance of thought. That's actually a

46:55

pretty good name in its own right. Like,

46:57

it's got it's like somebody made a

46:58

weapon site out of

47:00

bone. Interesting. So, it looks like it

47:02

is going to be a bolt cer setup. So,

47:05

let's see if we can move some things

47:08

around and supercharge

47:10

that. So, we'll take the bolt cer. Uh,

47:13

we'll supercharge that.

47:16

Okay, damage potential is

47:19

2117, which is not great. Let's

47:22

try 2117. Nope. Yeah, supercharging the

47:25

weapon itself is usually the best course

47:27

of

47:28

action. Let's

47:31

try Let's try

47:34

this 2117. Okay, so looks like that's

47:39

fine.

47:43

[Music]

47:46

See, I don't know if supercharging a

47:48

scanner actually does anything. Hold on.

47:51

Yeah, I guess a scanner range is now

47:52

250. I guess we'll keep that in there

47:54

until we find something better to put in

47:56

that supercharge

47:58

slot. Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

48:00

Hey, hold on. Uh, this is a class C, but

48:04

it it I have three supercharge slots

48:09

unlocked. Oh, man. I guess that's a

48:11

quote unquote an an error in my favor.

48:13

Yeah, a bank error. Collect 200. So, uh,

48:17

it annoys me that they don't stack stuff

48:18

properly for adjacency bonus on your

48:20

expedition characters. Well, I mean,

48:21

think about it this way. That's this is

48:23

literally the first thing I'm doing and

48:25

I I remembered that, you know, is that

48:27

Yeah, you got to go check your inventory

48:29

and make sure you're getting your

48:30

adjacency

48:33

bonuses. So,

48:35

uh, Glacia says it's always random.

48:37

Yeah, I mean it's it's supposed to be

48:40

normally you get one supercharged slot

48:42

for C, two for B, three for A, and then

48:46

four for S. That's the that's the

48:48

typical standard, but I have I have seen

48:51

um other people have the same thing

48:53

where it's like they get something

48:54

randomly and then it might have more

48:56

supercharge slots than it's supposed to.

48:58

So, like I said, it's it's yeah, it's

49:00

probably randomized, but generally

49:02

speaking, there is there is a um oh, not

49:05

a not an SOP, but

49:07

uh a standard, I guess you could

49:10

say. Maybe that's something that they

49:12

did for the expedition

49:14

specifically. Oh, yeah. My C was

49:16

supercharged. Or was it

49:18

Wolfick? Okay. Well, hey, like I said,

49:21

could be an error in my favor. Let me

49:23

check something right here.

49:28

loads per capita. Yes. All right. Um,

49:31

let's

49:39

see. Okay. All right. Uh, click on this.

49:41

Click on this. Click on this. And bam.

49:44

Hoya shaka. All right. So, there is

49:46

that. So, tell what. Let's uh let's I'll

49:49

I'll take entries to rename my

49:50

multi-tool and starship once we find my

49:52

starship. We'll do that. Hey, big

49:54

cannonball. Welcome back.

49:56

Okay, let's take a look at the planet.

49:57

So, I don't know if you noticed, but the

49:59

first thing I did was I took my train

50:01

manipulator and dug a hole to go hide in

50:03

it. Because if you stand outside, you

50:05

you're subject to the inclement weather,

50:06

subject to probably sentinels, evil

50:09

creepies, things that want to bite your

50:11

face. So, that's why my standard my

50:14

standard method is if anytime I start,

50:16

dig a hole. Dig a hole and go sit in it

50:18

so you can take care of all the

50:19

logistical stuff and not like cook to

50:21

death or get eaten alive.

50:25

Now that we've done that, let's go find

50:26

my ship.

50:30

Extreme temperature. Yeah, you see what

50:32

I mean about extreme business. All

50:34

right. Uh, let's

50:37

see. All right. Here we

50:39

go. Sorry. Maybe I'm weird. I don't like

50:42

my character running right behind my

50:43

head.

50:47

Ready, man? Check it out. I am the

50:50

ultimate badass. That's right. State of

50:53

the badass army. Well, this is peculiar.

50:56

Executive order half 66. Do it. Thank

50:59

you, Swap Bump. Thank you for the 33

51:04

months. Now, the thing I always have

51:07

trouble getting used to is not having a

51:08

really really upgraded jetpack. So, I

51:10

have to be careful because I typically

51:12

like to just, you know, jump off of

51:14

cliffs and things only to realize that,

51:15

oh yeah, I don't have my jetpack.

51:19

Nerdy Pixel Girl says, "Hey, Richard.

51:21

Hope you're well, and I didn't know it

51:22

would make your character run on the

51:23

left side for that setting." Uh, yeah.

51:26

So, they it's a new setting. If you've

51:28

uh so Pixel Girl, if you've been playing

51:30

this game for a long time, they only

51:32

added this maybe a few years ago, uh the

51:34

ability to do either right-handed or

51:36

left-handed. So, in in third person

51:39

mode, yeah, it's just kind of which side

51:40

of the screen your character runs on.

51:42

But in first person mode, it dictates

51:43

what side of the screen that your your

51:45

multi-tool shows up on. So, if you're

51:47

left-handed and you would prefer your

51:48

character to have it in their left hand,

51:50

as you would probably in real life, uh

51:52

you can do that. Now, I'm I'm

51:54

right-handed, but I like I said, I kind

51:56

of like it where my character isn't

51:57

running directly behind my head, so to

52:00

speak. And speaking of which, let me uh

52:01

actually move my webcam over here so I'm

52:04

not covering up my dudes. There it goes.

52:07

So, yeah, just something something that

52:08

you can you can

52:10

do. Morbus says, "Didn't this expedition

52:12

already happen?" Uh it started, yeah,

52:14

like four weeks ago. I just haven't done

52:16

it yet. I was I was playing what were we

52:18

were doing? We were doing Kingdom Come

52:19

Deliverance 1, then Kingdom Come

52:21

Deliverance 2, then I was doing Split

52:23

Fiction, which was fantastic. Uh, and

52:26

then yeah, so I've just it's just a lot

52:29

of a lot of games came out that I wanted

52:31

to play and you know, I just I just

52:33

Yeah, just didn't didn't Oh god, didn't

52:36

get around to it. Ow. See, that's

52:37

exactly what I was talking about about

52:38

the whole I I keep forgetting that my

52:41

jetpack I don't have air burst engines.

52:47

Yeah, I did increase my field of view a

52:49

little bit. I just I just I'm one of

52:50

those guys that doesn't like I mean I I

52:53

expand the field of view, but I don't

52:54

want to start getting the fisheye look

52:56

to it, you know? I just uh never been a

52:58

big fan of

53:02

that. Oh jeez, I thought that was the

53:05

game.

53:10

Wow. Did you finish KCD2? Yes, I

53:13

finished KCD 1 and then we played KCD2.

53:16

Uh, in between KCD 1 and two, I did

53:18

Worlds part two and Twitch drops for

53:19

that. Uh, then we beat that. Then we did

53:21

some Split Fiction, which was uh,

53:27

excellent. What What did I What did I

53:30

stream after KCD2

53:33

ended? Was that Was it Split Fiction? I

53:36

think it was split fiction, wasn't it?

53:38

Thank you, Guer

53:43

All right, so I reached my starship.

53:47

Fantastic. Remember, chat, when you're

53:49

starting all over from a brand new, it

53:51

does help to actually search all the

53:52

boxes and all sorts of

53:54

things. There we go. Damage container.

53:57

Even stuff like rusted metal uh can come

53:59

in handy because you can sell it for

54:02

cash. All right, let's see. So, I got

54:04

some more sodium. Oh, a dihydrogen

54:06

jelly.

54:10

There we go. Nothing in

54:14

there. See damage machinery. Take this

54:18

rusted metal. Put in my excess suit

54:19

because I can sell that rusted metal for

54:21

at least a little bit more money. There

54:23

we go. Got some

54:25

nanites. All right.

54:28

So, so this is it. Oh, wait. Hold on.

54:31

What do we have

54:33

here? Got some free oxygen. That always

54:35

comes in

54:37

handy. Sometimes I admittedly struggle

54:40

with

54:43

oxygen. All right. Tell you what,

54:44

speaking of free money, let's scan a few

54:48

things. All righty. Let's see. What can

54:52

we

54:53

scan? There's kind of not a lot here.

54:55

Oh, there's a storm crystal. Wait a

54:57

minute. Yeah, let's go get that storm

55:00

crystal. Storm crystals are uh quite a

55:02

lot of money, especially if you find

55:04

multiples.

55:07

Thursday is the Steam spring sale.

55:11

Ooh, I wonder wonder if there's anything

55:14

I

55:16

need. Let's do this.

55:18

Like, hey, thank you for starting the

55:20

hype train. OGT, thank you for

55:23

subscribing again at tier three. That's

55:25

70 months of that as well.

55:28

Thank you for that, buddy. All right,

55:30

all aboard the hype train. So, if you

55:31

subscribe, resubscribe, uh, unsub, and

55:34

then sub again. Ow, what the [ __ ] was

55:35

that? Damn

55:37

it. Uh, you too can be a part of the

55:40

hype train. Also, Tangi alerts and

55:42

Twitch pits will also

55:47

contribute. Let's

55:53

see. I forget on Oh, that

56:01

hurts. All

56:03

right. [ __ ] I'm getting I'm getting

56:11

roasted. Let's just go get these storm

56:14

crystals real quick. Got to let my

56:16

shields

56:21

recharge.

56:25

[ __ ] All right, here we go.

56:29

Yoink. Nice. Okay, so yeah, those are

56:32

worth a lot of money. I can also use

56:33

those to make um some uh warp hyper

56:37

cores. Yeah, basically warp fuel. I'm

56:39

going to I'm going to hide out in this

56:40

cave for a second because my shields are

56:41

very

56:42

low. You need seven storm crystals for

56:45

one of the quests. Oh, really? Do I have

56:46

to use them or do I just have to collect

56:52

them? All right, there we go. Shields

56:54

are recharging. Yeah, sometimes it just

56:56

pays to be patient.

57:05

All right, Chad, I've received your

57:07

unit.

57:09

Excellent. See if there's anything else

57:11

in here I can scan for uh for cash. Ah,

57:14

what is

57:16

this? Let's see. There is that. All

57:19

right.

57:29

Salt. There we go. Nice and salty just

57:31

like Twitch

57:40

chat. Okay.

57:46

I always forget. Stellagtites and

57:48

stagmmites. Is it Is it stellag tites

57:51

are the ones that hang from the ceiling

57:52

and stag mites are the ones on the

57:54

bottom? Or do I have that backwards? I

57:56

usually get that

57:58

backwards. Uh, let's

58:01

see. Some cobalt and some

58:04

dihydrogen. That'll come in

58:11

handy. Got a

58:15

geode tight. Okay. Ah, so yes, I I

58:18

actually got it right. Good job,

58:21

me. Yeah, hang tight to the ceiling. Sha

58:24

says, "Good day, sir. Sorry to bother,

58:26

but can I ask what did you bring on your

58:28

expedition? I came here, didn't see. I

58:30

didn't bring anything. That's how I

58:31

always play the expeditions. I don't

58:32

bring anything cuz I like the I like I

58:34

like the the being on the struggle bus.

58:36

I just like it cuz it makes it feel like

58:37

you're starting the game all over again

58:39

with nothing. So, uh yeah. I mean, it's,

58:42

you know, harder that way, but um I

58:45

don't know. Just I just I I like I like

58:47

starting from

58:54

scratch. Kind of looks like It kind of

58:56

looks like this this this cave is

58:57

turtling super bad. It's losing the

58:59

battle before it got home before it gets

59:01

home on time. You know, it's prairie

59:03

dogging like a champ, you know, it's

59:06

like, you know, just skid marking for

59:08

days. So,

59:10

uh, Ryu as new expedition. This is the

59:13

this is the the current one, which is

59:15

expedition 17 Titan. I'm just I just

59:17

haven't gotten to it because we had a

59:18

lot of other games that came out kind of

59:21

right around the same time that well,

59:23

you know, this came

59:25

out. So,

59:27

uh, so, uh, so yeah, just just like I

59:30

said, I just I don't know. I like to

59:32

like to get on the struggle bus and

59:33

just, you know, play play a little bit

59:35

of Oh, there's some silver in there.

59:37

Ooh. Uh, yeah, just, you know, I like

59:39

the feeling of starting from

59:42

scratch. Yeah, I like the struggle

59:44

snuggle, if you will. That's what a

59:46

sentinel is going to do to me here in a

59:47

minute. Okay, so I got some cobalt and

59:50

ionized cobalt. That'll come in

59:52

handy. All right, so let's see.

59:55

Lightning beam

59:57

low. All right, my multif fuel needs a

60:00

recharge. Okay, condensed carbon. I

60:03

guess I didn't I didn't I didn't get a

60:05

backpack refiner, did I? Damn, I didn't.

60:07

All right, we'll have to use the

60:08

condensed carbon. I try to use like

60:10

regular carbon versus condensed carbon

60:12

because you can always turn condensed

60:13

carbon back into regular carbon, I

60:16

think.

60:17

Extreme temperature.

60:19

Woo. Okay, so there is

60:22

that burri technology module. We'll mark

60:25

that. Um, let's

60:29

see. Oh, I don't have any phosphorus or

60:32

or ion batteries. Ooh, so I can't charge

60:35

my my heat

60:38

protection. Uh, hold on. What exactly is

60:41

a struggle bus? Oh, you know, you get on

60:42

the bus, you start struggling. It's just

60:45

it's just a colloquialism or a slang for

60:48

just saying it's like, yeah, you know,

60:50

you know, you're going to be struggling,

60:52

so might as well get on that bus.

61:05

All right, I got the salvage

61:08

data. Is this a It looks like it's a

61:10

trinary star system. Yeah, one, two,

61:12

three stars.

61:14

So, let's

61:21

see. Let's see. Got some condensed

61:27

carbon. Those are some nasty storms,

61:29

man. Holy crap. Here, let's get on the

61:31

uh let's get on the ship. Hey, Zafon.

61:34

Welcome. Uh no drops. Um I am just

61:37

playing the expedition, which already

61:38

came out. I just I'm just now getting

61:40

around to it.

61:44

Can someone translate 200F into

61:46

worldwide use C? Uh, it's like 50

61:49

C. Some like about

61:52

50ish

61:56

maybe. Uh, you want to get caught in

61:59

one? It's part of the expedition. Oh,

62:00

really?

62:05

Just my thermal protection is

62:08

uh I wonder. Let's see. Hold on.

62:16

Okay. I don't know. This might be a

62:17

little risky. Yeah. Let's let's do this.

62:19

Let me um let me recharge my uh

62:22

environmental protection before I try to

62:23

do

62:27

this. Yeah. Chad, are you implying that

62:31

I'm hot right

62:33

now? Oh man, it's it sucks having to go

62:36

back to just a a nothing jetpack.

62:41

Ugh. Oh, yeah. Where it's like it lasts

62:43

seconds. Normally my my jetpack on my

62:45

main save lasts like I don't know 30

62:47

seconds. You know, it's nice to be able

62:49

to last 30 seconds. Takes practice

62:53

though. All right. There we go. All

62:56

right. So, I just need some pure fite.

62:58

So, we got to look for that. Wait,

63:00

actually, unless do I have the recipe

63:03

for the the

63:07

transmogriier?

63:09

Uh, hey Cam. Uh, happy expedition day.

63:12

Hey, welcome Dra.

63:15

Hello. Okay. All right. Uh, so, one of

63:17

the things I do like to do is I let

63:18

subscribers name stuff in video games

63:20

for me. Uh, not the least of which, No

63:22

Man's Sky. So, let's do this. I'm going

63:24

to set this up right

63:25

now. Um, see, reset. Last giveaway I did

63:30

was give away copies of

63:34

KCD2. All right. So, this is, like I

63:36

said, it's not a tangible perk. It's not

63:38

like a prize giveaway or anything. It's

63:39

just something that I like to do for

63:40

subscribers. Uh so subscribers can feel

63:43

like they are contributing. Plus, you

63:45

know, you get you get to have stuff

63:46

named after you or named after whatever

63:48

you want. All right, name my new dudes.

63:52

All right, there it is right there. 3,

63:53

two, one, and boom. Type an exclamation

63:55

point. Let me name I'm going to let

63:56

somebody rename my multi-tool and then

63:58

rename my starship. Uh, unfortunately I

64:00

can't let you rename the star system

64:01

because expedition planets and star

64:03

systems are hard named by uh Hello Games

64:06

and generally can't be renamed. So think

64:09

KCD2 will be liked. It would be nice. It

64:12

would be nice. Uh, is it just me? Does

64:15

that look like the proddding gun that

64:17

used to kill cattle fast? Uh, I believe

64:19

they call that a captive bolt pistol

64:22

which yes is used to kill livestock uh

64:24

for processing.

64:27

So then what was it? In No Country for

64:31

Old Men, the antagonist, Anton Chagar,

64:35

he he used a captive bolt pistol to kill

64:37

people. He was a serial killer. He was a

64:39

he was like an assassin, but he was also

64:41

just a crazy serial killer guy. Just the

64:44

the like, hey, if it works on cattle and

64:47

other stuff and it'll easily work on a

64:49

person. So yeah. All right. Well, um, so

64:53

I need pure fite. Let's hop on out of

64:57

here. Uh, was it in the it

65:04

redo? Let's see. Hold on.

65:11

Good. Ready, man. Check it out. I am the

65:14

ultimate

65:16

badass. Mic. Thank you for the 14

65:18

months.

65:20

I want to name stuff. Lol.

65:22

All right. Fair enough, buddy.

65:24

Uh, so I guess I got to go get caught in

65:27

a Oh

65:28

jeez. Life support. There we go. That's

65:32

actually lucky finding a a good bit of

65:34

oxygen right from the get- go. Get him

65:37

says, "Yay, we're in space again." We

65:38

are. Well, technically we're on a

65:40

planet, but you

65:41

know, least it's a futuristic

65:45

planet. Oh god, it's that's the worst

65:47

part about starting all over again.

65:49

Yeah, just having having a terrible

65:51

terrible jetpack.

65:54

Here we go. Get some sodium up in

66:03

here. One point my doctor said my blood

66:05

pressure was a little high to cut down

66:06

on my sodium, which I did, but I I have

66:09

a seasoned salt collection that I

66:12

collect for salt

66:15

reasons. See, I'm looking for one of

66:16

those tornado things.

66:21

Protection. Thermal erection falling.

66:23

Oh, there we go. There's another storm

66:27

crystal. Okay, let's

66:36

see.

66:39

Ow. See if you see any o if you happen

66:42

to see any oxygen plants like those

66:45

right there and I miss them, feel free

66:46

to let me

66:47

know. Got to stick with Mrs. Dash. I do.

66:53

You know, I would like Mrs. Dash more if

66:55

it didn't have carrot in it. It's kind

66:57

of weird. It just I can I can really

66:59

taste the carrot in it. And for stuff

67:01

that I'm seasoning like meat, I kind of

67:02

don't want my meat tasting like carrot.

67:04

Oh god, wrong gun.

67:10

See? Oh, I need an advanced mining

67:12

laser.

67:18

Crapnuts. Crap. I got to go back to the

67:20

ship. Uh, let's see. Where is the

67:23

ship? They say spaceship in German.

67:27

That's what I'd like to know.

67:30

Crap. Oh gosh. That's the one thing I

67:34

struggle with. That is the one thing I

67:36

struggle with.

67:38

Um, is uh Oh, here we go. Check this

67:43

out. All right. Here we

67:45

[Music]

67:48

go. All right. There we go.

67:54

There we

67:58

go. Oh, here we go. More oxygen.

68:08

Yoink. Damn it. Can't even jetack

68:12

anywhere. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

68:15

All right, here we go. Ow ow ow. All

68:17

right, crew. Check it out. I am the

68:21

ultimate badass.

68:23

State of the badass army.

68:27

Uh, Ramchief. I'll have to have to

68:30

remember that.

68:39

[Music]

68:41

Oh, Nutella.

68:43

Delicious. Okay. All right. So, here we

68:45

go. So, let's do

68:50

Okay. All right. So, I've got the

68:51

dihydrogen jelly. I just need to make

68:54

some pure fite. Let's hop out of

69:00

here. All right. Portable refiner. I

69:03

need one metal

69:07

plating. Let's see. Metal plating. I

69:12

need ferite

69:13

dust.

69:16

Let's see. What is this

69:20

stuff? That's salt and

69:22

oxygen. I was going to say it kind of

69:24

doesn't really seem like there's a lot

69:25

of stuff here that would

69:27

have fite in

69:33

it. See the

69:37

hydrogen. Yeah, I need

69:40

to need to find some stuff that has

69:43

ferite in

69:51

it. Is that salt and oxygen?

69:57

So, I'm trying to remember.

70:06

Maybe we might have to look underground

70:10

possibly. So that's

70:13

cobalt. It's a gas giant. Ferite is hard

70:16

to come by. Yeah, that's what I'm that's

70:17

what I'm detecting

70:22

here. Let's see. Maybe we can find

70:25

something in a cave that has fite.

70:31

Aha, here we go.

70:39

All right, there we go. Found some

70:42

fite. I'm going to smite your

70:46

fite. There it

70:54

is. All right. Yeah, this all this stuff

70:57

is cobalt and

70:59

silver. Here we go.

71:02

Remember, hazardous flora uh pretty much

71:05

always give you

71:06

oxygen. So, if you're ever running low

71:08

on oxygen, zap a plant and you'll get to

71:11

live. Uh

71:17

hubra hub

71:20

huba. I have to keep that in

71:23

mind. Let's see. Let's do this in first

71:26

person mode. Here we go. That's a little

71:30

easier. All

71:35

right. Now then, do I have enough to

71:37

make a metal

71:40

plate? Let's see. Metal plate. Bada

71:43

bing. Okay. So, the starship is going to

71:45

need some pure

71:47

fite. And we need a hermetic seal. But I

71:51

need a metal plate to make the refiner

71:53

that I need to refine the ferite. So,

71:55

we're gonna have to get some

71:57

more. Please, sir. I have some more. Oh.

72:01

Oh, no. Oh, I need an advanced mining

72:03

laser because we got some big fite here.

72:05

Damn. Actually, hold on. Wait a minute.

72:08

Let's go to the expedition and collect

72:10

reward. Prepackage personal refinery

72:12

unit. Well, there you

72:18

go. All right. So, that's been

72:20

prepackaged. So, let's do this. There we

72:23

go. Yoink. And

72:25

cursink. So, now I can do some backpack

72:27

refining. So now I don't actually need

72:30

to make the uh well the big refiner does

72:33

come in handy over the personal refiner,

72:34

but at least I don't have to worry about

72:36

it. Uh yeah. Yep. This is the Titan

72:38

expedition. Yeah, I just uh I'm just now

72:40

getting to it because I I was I I

72:43

started playing KCD 1 in January. Then

72:46

between KCD 1 and two, I did uh No Man's

72:49

Sky Worlds. Then we went to KCD 2 and

72:53

then I did Split Fiction. And now I'm

72:55

finally getting to the expedition. It's

72:57

just, you know, just it's like 20 23 24

72:59

25 just like bam bam bam bam bam. Lots

73:01

and lots of uh fun games have been

73:03

coming out. So yeah, the timing kind of

73:05

worked

73:06

out. All

73:08

right.

73:10

Okay. So I got to keep searching for

73:13

stuff that has

73:15

fite. Man, there's all this fite here,

73:17

but I can't have it.

73:21

Bummer. Let's see. That's big fite.

73:26

Big fret. What about small

73:31

fite? I think there's something in here

73:34

with

73:35

me. I wish it was my sanity, but alas,

73:38

it is

73:42

not. Dang. Are these all big ferites

73:46

now? Is it

73:54

flora?

73:56

Yoink. Yeah, it's like the small fite

73:58

rocks are kind of interspersed in

74:00

between the large ones. I got to I got

74:01

to look for

74:02

them. Uh Julo. Yeah. Yep. I did finish

74:06

uh KCD2, which was rather

74:08

fantastic, but uh uh yeah, and I I I do

74:12

I spent exactly 150 hours in that

74:17

game. Let's see. Yeah, Rust. Yeah, I was

74:21

thinking about that. I was going to kind

74:22

of use it to sell, but um I'll tell you

74:24

what,

74:27

let's cuz what I like to do is I like to

74:29

try to earn some money, you know, get

74:31

some money and then

74:33

uh lots of hazardous plants here. Then

74:36

buy some of the components that I

74:46

need big fret. Yeah, man. I just if I

74:49

had the advanced mining drill. Let's

74:51

see. Leave the planet. Okay, so I got to

74:53

leave the planet. Visit all the moons of

74:55

a gas giant. Well, that wouldn't be too

74:57

hard. Just a little

74:59

tedious. There we go. That's a little

75:02

bit

75:05

more repo. Looks like loads of fun.

75:07

Yeah. Yeah, it does look like it would

75:09

be fun. Um just uh Yeah, man. Like I

75:13

said, it's gaming industry has been on

75:15

fire for the last couple of years. Lots

75:17

and lots of great games coming

75:20

out. Are you saying that it's not fite

75:23

that you can't harvest it? Uh, it's So,

75:26

it's This is So, it says here fite dust,

75:28

but these say uh big ferite has pure

75:31

fite, which I need, but I don't have the

75:32

advanced mining lasers, so I I quite

75:34

literally can't drill these. It just it

75:36

just doesn't

75:37

work. I'm referring to purple system

75:40

resources from Titan Expedition. Uh oh,

75:42

this is for everyone, by the way. Don't

75:44

bother saving the purple system

75:45

exclusive resources to transfer to your

75:46

main save. Game won't allow it. I can

75:48

only transfer seal glass. Can transfer

75:50

tech that requires them though, which is

75:51

nice. Ah, okay. Good to know. Good to

76:02

know. All right, let's do this. Okay, so

76:06

I need 50 pure fit. So, let's break out

76:08

the backpack refiner. Power it up with

76:11

some condensed carbon. recharge. Uh,

76:14

let's

76:16

see. Okay, let's see. Where's my fite

76:21

at? Here it is. Right

76:23

here. Okay, so this is I just need just

76:27

need 50 for the time being.

76:30

Anyways, here we

76:39

go. Okay, I'll stick that in my

76:41

backpack. So, I still got 70 fite dust

76:43

left. Let's put that in my

76:45

backpack. I mean, I guess yeah, it's

76:50

3,300. Yeah, I guess I

76:53

could. All right, there we go. That's

76:56

going to take a while. All right, in the

76:58

meantime, let's see what uh what do I

77:00

need to make a hermetic

77:02

seal? Uh hermetic seal. I need Oh, damn

77:06

it. I need condensed carbon. And I just

77:08

used all my condensed carbon crap. Uh,

77:10

go figure. All righty.

77:16

So, so I got to go outside and I got to

77:19

go look for some condensed carbon. Let's

77:20

head back to the

77:22

spaceship, which is kind of this

77:29

way. Knife support

77:36

systems. Uh, from the indies or small

77:38

developers. the bigger developers sub

77:40

come with a lot of duds. Yeah. What is

77:42

it? What I guess was Concord released

77:44

last year? That was last year,

77:47

right? Here we go. Vortex cubes. Those

77:49

are worth some

77:52

money. Is that all of

77:54

them? Yeah, vortex cubes are Let's see.

77:58

Is that

78:01

geode? Yeah. Yeah. 17 grand.

78:11

All

78:14

righty. That's what I look like in third

78:19

person. Okay, let's see. My ship is

78:22

still over there. Another vortex

78:25

cube. Don't mind if I do. Vortex

78:30

boob. A game called Occupy Mars is going

78:33

to be getting co-op. It's basically a

78:34

Mars survival simulator. Would you be

78:36

interested in checking it out or not?

78:37

your cup of tea. I don't know. I'd

78:39

consider it. The only problem is it

78:40

would remind me too much of Elon Musk.

78:41

And that guy is a massive piece of [ __ ]

78:43

So, I I just know it'd be non-stop Elon

78:46

Musk comments the entire time we played

78:50

it. So, I'd be conflicted.

78:57

So, say we Oh, yeah. All right. Here we

78:58

go. Hold on. I think I I think I need to

79:00

jump into this thing, don't I? All

79:02

right. Here we go.

79:07

Wee!

79:11

Woohoo! Ah, nice easy landing. There we

79:20

go. All right, here we go. Let's hop

79:22

back inside the

79:25

spaceship. Okay. All righty. So, let's

79:27

do this.

79:30

All right. There we go. Fixed the

79:31

thruster. And so

79:34

now I got the metal plate. We're almost

79:36

ready to leave already. Fantastic. So,

79:39

hermetic seal. Uh, I need to find some

79:42

condensed

79:44

carbon. And I need to get myself some

79:46

more oxygen. All right, let's take a

79:48

look. Collect reward. Supreme movement

79:49

system upgrade and crunchy

79:53

wings. All right.

80:01

Delicious crunchy wings. All right, here

80:04

we go. Hey, it's an S tier backpack

80:05

upgrade. So, let's do this. Plonk. All

80:08

right. Um, so we are going to take this

80:11

guy and we're going to supercharge it.

80:12

So, let's do that there and then that

80:14

there. Plunk. So, supercharge it.

80:17

Jetpack tanks two plus 252% uh plus 53%

80:21

to sprint distance, plus 34% to initial

80:24

boost power, and plus 73% to sprint

80:26

recovery time. Did someone say wings?

80:31

[Music]

80:34

Indeed.

80:36

Uh, let's see. Yeah. Yeah. LJ, I just

80:39

I'm I'm not a fan of that guy and really

80:42

no one should

80:44

be. Okay. Um, let's

80:48

see.

80:50

Uh, yeah. Yeah, right. Captain Denton.

80:52

Yeah, he's just an

80:54

[ __ ] All right, let's do this. Uh,

80:57

let's

81:00

see. Okay.

81:03

Um, all right. So, I got to hop out

81:07

again. So, I got to find some more

81:09

condensed

81:12

carbon. Ah, here we

81:15

go. There we go. Yeah, I can already

81:17

feel the difference in my jetpack.

81:18

Little just a little bit of an upgrade.

81:21

Ah, [ __ ] God, it's that's the That's

81:24

the toughest part, man. The toughest

81:26

part is getting used to not having a

81:27

good jetpack

81:29

anymore. Damn. All right, here we go.

81:31

Some of it.

81:34

Uh, I'll be able to get some of it.

81:36

Yeah, but the big chunk here I won't be

81:37

able to

81:39

get. All right. Uh, advanced mining

81:41

laser. It'll be nice to have that again.

81:43

All right, let's see.

81:45

technology recharge.

81:54

Ah, here we

81:57

go. Let's see. There is this guy right

81:59

here. Little more salt. I guess we get a

82:01

little more salt and oxygen.

82:21

Okay. All right. Do I have enough to

82:24

make a hermetic seal

82:26

now? Ah, here we go.

82:29

Bap. All right, Jad. We did it. Let's

82:31

get off this planet, shall

82:32

we? There we go. Yeah, jetpack is a

82:35

little nicer now, but still not

82:40

great. Clunk. Ooh, we could uh listen to

82:44

the uh the black box here. Hold on. Give

82:46

me a

82:53

sec. Let's see. Let's see what this

82:55

thing has to say.

83:00

Scenario iteration

83:02

231187661T deleted. Boundary separation

83:05

failure

83:06

likely. Vessel 16 empty. Cause sentinel

83:10

intervention. Double drip travel.

83:12

analysis. Fresh iteration generated.

83:14

Anomaly containment prepared.

83:20

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.

83:25

Badass. Hey, Belie. Thank you for the 38

83:26

months. Fart balls. Fart balls. It's

83:29

like, well, what's that in reference to?

83:31

You know, fart balls. All right. Let's

83:32

move that over right about right about

83:35

there. Okay, very good. Uh, what is

83:37

this? Oh, it says the anomaly is

83:39

compliant. Position log. System

83:40

integrity scan

83:42

initialized. Very good. All righty.

83:44

Let's get out of

83:47

here. All right, chat. We're going to

83:49

have somebody Oh, let's see. We're going

83:50

to have somebody rename my multi-tool

83:51

right now. There's Richard Bond. 3 2 1

83:54

and boom. Uh, Reaver. Reaver, what do

83:57

you want to name my multi tool, which is

83:59

likely probably going to be the

83:59

multi-tool I use throughout the

84:02

expedition. When will you be hired to be

84:04

the voice actor of Hello Games black

84:06

boxes? Good question, man. Good

84:08

question. Look, I'm I'm I'm I'm ready.

84:10

I'm willing, dude. I would I would work

84:11

for free. All I have to do is ask or I'd

84:14

have to. Red Brook says, "Be you missed

84:17

out watching cat playing as a pig with a

84:18

fart jetack in the last game." Yeah, I

84:20

played through a game called Split

84:21

Fiction. To be fair, the VODs are

84:23

available. Small Bone Bang Bang. Okay,

84:27

that's an interesting name. Small Bone

84:30

Bang Bang. All right, there it is. All

84:32

right, let's pick someone to name my uh

84:34

rename my spaceship again. This

84:36

illustrious Oh, it's wrong button. This

84:38

illustrious spaceship behind my

84:40

Richardbot is what's going to get

84:42

renamed. Boom. Uh,

84:45

Zyon. Zyon. Oh, I'm sorry. We've Yeah.

84:48

Well, hopefully if we have more things

84:49

to name, maybe I'll get some more gear.

84:51

Uh, we will open up naming again. Uh,

84:53

sadly can't name the star systems or

84:56

planets uh that are in the direct path

84:58

of the expedition because those are hard

84:59

named. So, let's see. Did Bodie

85:02

McBoatface teach humanity nothing? Don't

85:04

ask the public for name ideas. The

85:06

Pizzle. Yeah, Zyon, are you are you

85:09

yanking my pizzle with that name? Here

85:11

it is. For Rizzle, it's called the

85:13

Pizzle. All right, there it is. That's

85:15

That'll be my ship. Yeah, this is my

85:17

ship. There are many like it, but this

85:18

one's mine. How do I refund my Prime?

85:21

Good question. All right, here we go.

85:23

Let's uh fix this bad boy.

85:27

Okay, let's see. Launch thrusters are at

85:29

50%. And I have rocket pods. I love

85:32

rocket pods. All right, damage potential

85:34

is 88. Now it's 101, which is equally

85:37

terrible

85:39

almost. All right, here we go.

85:41

Hyperdrive needs

85:43

fuel. Should I try to get some more

85:45

storm crystals while I'm here? Somebody

85:48

said that I need seven storm crystals,

85:49

so I could find one

85:52

more

85:54

bill. There looks like there might be

85:56

one right there. As a matter of

86:01

fact, I'm farting rainbows.

86:04

This is the second game this week I've

86:06

I've played that lets me fart

86:10

rainbows. I just dropped my Pop-Tart and

86:12

ketchup and barbecue sauce. Uh, is that

86:14

a bad thing? It'd be

86:19

good. Trying to think of like what's the

86:21

most disgusting thing that I like that I

86:24

don't know, maybe someone else would

86:26

like. When I was a kid, I used to eat

86:28

raw hot dogs with whipped cream. That's

86:30

pretty gross. I can't say I'm a fan of

86:32

that now, but yeah, when I was a kid, I

86:35

used to just I used to take a raw hot

86:36

dog, dip it in in whipped cream, and

86:38

just eat

86:39

it. I prefer women, I swear. But, uh,

86:43

yeah, it's Oh, hey, that's a good pool.

86:45

I got a free microprocessor. I'm trying

86:47

to think if there's anything now that I

86:48

like that would be kind of disgusting by

86:50

reasonable

86:52

standards. You You used to like milk and

86:54

Pepsi as a kid. Horse penis. Taco. Hey,

86:57

look. I like Taco Bell. Taco Bell is

86:59

supposed to be edible.

87:01

Oh, there it is. All right. Seven storm

87:04

crystals. Now I could use some of these

87:06

warp hyper or Taco Bell. Taco Bell

87:10

product placement with Taco Bell in my

87:14

burrito. Master Tang, what are you doing

87:17

here? Come to kick ass. It's like, yeah,

87:20

what foods are disgusting that I like?

87:21

It's like, well, I like Long John

87:22

Silvers. You know, I love Long John

87:25

Silvers, man. That food is so bad for

87:27

you, but I just can't stop eating it. I

87:29

love their hush puppies,

87:33

man. Uh, I've never had a taco. What? We

87:36

don't have it here. Look, Denton, if I

87:38

sent you a like a Taco Bell at home kit,

87:41

would you make

87:43

tacos? All right, let's

87:48

see. Oh, yeah. There we go. There's a

87:50

jetpack

87:55

upgrade. All right, here we go. So, I

87:57

got back just in time to not get cooked

88:01

alive. Not Yeah, I'm trying to think if

88:03

there's anything gross that I like that

88:05

I don't

88:09

know. I don't

88:12

know. Sometimes I'll put gravy, like

88:14

sausage gravy on my waffles. I don't

88:17

know if anyone's ever tried that before.

88:18

I'll go to I'll go to Waffle House or

88:20

even, you know, if I have some at home,

88:22

I'll ask for a side of sausage gravy.

88:23

You know, usually you have like biscuits

88:25

and gravy, right? But sometimes I'll

88:27

take the sausage gravy and I'll put it

88:29

on my waffle and uh I I even I've had

88:32

multiple waitresses at Waffle House be

88:34

like, "Really?" They're like, "Really,

88:35

sugar? You like that?" And I'm like,

88:36

"Yeah, you know, it's kind of good." I

88:38

mean, it's, you know, put it on a

88:40

biscuit. Nobody bats an eye. Put it on a

88:41

waffle. People like, "What? What?" You

88:43

know, but uh but yeah, I don't know. I

88:45

guess I guess that's something. I

88:47

convinced someone in chat, I forget who

88:48

it was, to try it at one point. Was it

88:50

Gingi? Gingi, was that you? I convinced

88:52

somebody to try it when they went to

88:54

Waffle House and like, "Yeah, Kev, it's

88:55

actually not bad."

88:58

So, the Taco Bell at home kit is better

89:01

than the stuff you get in the

89:02

restaurant. Well, yeah. I don't know.

89:03

The the the getting the meat the right

89:05

consistency is cuz like Taco Bell beef

89:08

is kind of soupy, which I guess is

89:09

weird,

89:12

but should run more. It's a milestone.

89:15

Ah, I'm sure I'll do plenty of

89:18

running. Sausage gravy on waffles is

89:20

amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gingi.

89:23

Okay. Yeah. I don't know. I'm trying to

89:24

think of some like weird foods that I

89:26

like that would probably be weird to

89:27

most people. I don't know. I mean,

89:30

there's some some people out there that

89:32

think gravy period is is

89:36

weird. Use real beef at home. Look, Taco

89:38

Bell had there was a big lawsuit like 20

89:40

years ago uh where Taco Bell proved that

89:44

yes, they do they do use real beef. It's

89:46

just it's just because it's like really

89:48

kind of soupy. They make it. like a like

89:50

a meat

89:53

paste. Alpha Blue, I could. Yes, I have

89:57

a wig somewhere in my

89:59

garage. I inadvertently had sausage

90:01

gravy on a pancake when it ran up

90:03

against it. Not so bad. Yeah, I mean

90:04

gravy. It's not just for biscuits

90:06

anymore. All right.

90:09

Um Okay. All right. Here we go. Swept up

90:11

in a

90:13

tornado. Why do they keep Why do they

90:16

keep giving me crunchy Oh, hold on. Oh,

90:18

yeah. Prepackage. Oh, there it is.

90:20

Prepackaged advanced mining laser unit.

90:22

There we go. Yeah.

90:26

Sweet. I I needed that on the last

90:30

planet. All right. Here we go. That's

90:35

perfect. All right.

90:39

Sweet. Sweet. Merciful crap. Actually,

90:42

if

90:43

we

90:45

Yeah. All right. That should be fine.

90:48

So, what else is there? Um, new reward,

90:50

collect reward, prepackaged teleport

90:52

receiver. Okay, that'll come in

90:55

handy. Okay, so we made it to outer

90:57

space. That was actually pretty quick.

90:59

That's what she

91:00

said. All right, hazmat gauntlets. And

91:04

then we also got the teleport receiver.

91:07

That comes in handy. It's just it it

91:09

makes it where you can teleport stuff

91:10

over to your ship from a further

91:11

distance. The in my opinion the matter

91:14

beam for uh the matter beam for your

91:16

freighter is probably the literally the

91:19

most important module you could have in

91:21

the

91:21

game. Uh you have thousands of people

91:24

that mix mayo and ketchup and nobody

91:26

bats an eye. You put sawmill gravy on a

91:28

waffle and everyone loses their mind.

91:29

Yeah, exactly. Have to do that Joker

91:32

voice. Um this was Pete John Stewart

91:35

pancakes and sausage on a stick then he

91:37

dipped it in bacon. Ooh, now I've seen

91:40

that they have they they have that at

91:42

county fairs sometimes where it's uh

91:45

Yeah, they'll

91:46

have Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where it's like

91:48

it's like pancakes. Uh it's basically

91:51

You've heard of corn dogs, right? Where

91:52

it's it's a it's a cooked hot dog and

91:54

then they dip it in like cornmeal batter

91:56

and then they deep fry that and it's a

91:57

corn dog. But yeah, you can also do the

91:59

same thing. You can have like a sausage

92:01

uh and then it's it's basically has like

92:03

pancake mix that it's been dipped in and

92:05

cooked that way. This is like chocolate

92:07

chip pancakes.

92:09

M yeah ba

92:12

bacon. Now my my mother has actually

92:15

made this before. She you just all you

92:17

do is you take uh you take uh regular

92:20

mayonnaise. I mean I guess if unless

92:22

you're making your mayonnaise from

92:23

scratch, I don't I don't know if she did

92:24

that or not, but yeah. All you do is you

92:26

just take regular mayo and then put a

92:28

little bit of bacon grease in it and

92:30

then bacon in it. Like bacon chunks and

92:32

then you It's basically bacon.

92:38

So, I knew a girl once who ate unused

92:41

toilet paper. She was the one who got

92:43

away. Gosh. Well, uh, at least you know

92:46

she's not full of

92:51

[ __ ] Why is it being advertised on the

92:53

Tonight Show? I don't know. I have no

92:54

idea. Okay. Well, let's do this. Let's

92:57

go find uh the space station and see if

92:59

I can sell a couple things and then buy

93:01

a couple things. Tra

93:06

la. My

93:07

traala. Oh my. My ding-ding

93:10

dingdong. That comes with a free coupon

93:12

to a bypass your local hospital. Even

93:17

better. I My mother has made that

93:20

though. I think. Yeah, she made like

93:21

bacon infused mayonnaise at one point.

93:23

And you know mayonnaise is just what?

93:25

It's it's oil, eggs, uh some what is it?

93:28

Like some flavoring and then I don't

93:30

know, some cholesterol.

93:35

Oh, is this a pirate station? Uhoh.

93:37

Uhoh. Is this a Oh, yeah. Hold on. Is

93:39

this a pirate

93:41

system?

93:44

Uh,

93:47

skatai.

93:56

Shatai. It's a pirate station.

94:07

Oh, no. It's No, it's not a pirate

94:08

station. It's an abandoned station.

94:11

Ah, a lot of ships here for an abandoned

94:14

station. Now, uh even though it's

94:17

abandoned, there should still be a trade

94:19

kiosk

94:24

here.

94:30

me. Let's see. Where is that bad boy at?

94:32

There it

94:42

is.

94:47

Abandoned. If had an Atlas path or Atlas

94:50

pass.

94:53

So, Chad, uh if any of you are newer

94:54

players, if you ever see a table with a

94:56

a blue cube like this, an orange cube,

94:59

or a black circular disc, uh take them

95:01

because they will either give you

95:02

navigation data or nanites for free.

95:05

They're just they're just sitting around

95:06

ready to be

95:07

pilfered. All right, let's take a look

95:11

here. All right, what are you buying?

95:13

What are you selling? All right, so

95:15

let's see. Um, now I could sell my storm

95:18

crystals for 1.7 million and that would

95:21

probably solve my initial money problems

95:23

for the whole rest of the game. The

95:25

question is, am I going to need them?

95:27

Hey, Gatos, welcome. Ever had lemon

95:30

mayonnaise? I have, actually. Yes, I

95:31

have. It's all it is just mayo and you

95:33

put a a few drops of lemon in there and

95:35

you stir it up and presto, you have

95:37

lemon mayo. I had I had Yeah, I went to

95:39

a restaurant that had lemon mayo.

95:43

We had a jar of fresh pig fat and deer

95:45

camp from my buddy's pig farm. Had a

95:47

commercialized propane griddle. We cook

95:49

deer steaks, potatoes, and eggs all week

95:51

long. Delicious with a capital

95:55

delicious. Uh, you have to release an

95:58

album of you singing like

96:02

that. All right. This station is

96:04

abandoned just like my hopes and dreams.

96:06

Yes. All right. All right. So, chat,

96:08

help me out here. Am I going to need I

96:10

mean I I can go and get storm crystals.

96:12

I know where to get them. I would just

96:13

have to go get

96:14

them. Let's sell these vortex cubes. All

96:18

right, there we go. Let's sell these

96:20

marrow bulbs.

96:23

Can I receive your unit? All right. Um

96:26

yeah, we're going to keep everything

96:27

else. So yeah, just selling a couple

96:28

things. So I got 25

96:32

grand. Let's see. Storm

96:35

crystals. 1.7 million. That would kind

96:38

of help.

96:41

Reach your starship. Visit all the moons

96:44

of a gas giant. Discover six plants.

96:46

That should be pretty easy. Uh, warp to

96:49

a new system. Reach the first rendevous.

96:51

Take a photo at the first rendevous.

96:53

That's easy. Phase two. Collected seven

96:56

storm crystals. Discover creatures. Cook

96:58

your own food. Nutrient ingesttor.

97:01

Destroy asteroids. Uh, aqua jets. Second

97:04

rendevous. Take a

97:06

photo. Pressure membrane. Ocean depths

97:08

collect sea glass. Okay. Aquatic

97:11

creatures. Sunken frighter. Those are a

97:13

little hard to find

97:15

sometimes. Let's take a

97:19

look. Collect catch four fish from gas

97:22

giants. Crystallized

97:25

helium. Fourth

97:28

rendevu. Nanites. Hey, I got to earn

97:30

nanites. Ancient

97:32

bones. Earn 90,000 units for discovering

97:34

creature. This gets really, really easy

97:36

if you have a scanner upgrade. I've

97:38

already traveled 4,000 units on foot.

97:40

Got another 5,000 to go, give or take.

97:43

All right, so yeah, I think I should be

97:44

safe. Um, I may keep one uh just to turn

97:48

into a warp hyper core uh if if at all

97:51

possible. So, let's do this. Yeah, I'll

97:53

solve some of my money woes

97:55

immediately. Let's We're going to sell

97:57

seven for just just under 1.5 million.

98:01

Whoop. I'll keep one of these. I can

98:02

make a warp hyper core out of it. Okay.

98:05

Uh, so now let's see what they have for

98:07

sale. Um, a wiring loom. I'm probably

98:10

going to need at least one wiring loom

98:11

at some point. So, we'll buy

98:14

uh buy some unstable plasma. Let's buy

98:17

Well, I might not need that actually.

98:20

Uh, we're going to buy all their We're

98:23

going to buy all their ferite dust.

98:25

I think I've got

98:27

cobalt. We're going to buy Let's buy all

98:30

of their carbon nano tubes. Some

98:32

hydraulic wiring. Let's buy four of

98:35

those.

98:36

Ah, metal plating. Let's buy all of

98:38

their metal plating. Another

98:40

microprocessor. Some uranium. I might I

98:43

might buy some

98:46

uranium. 25 uranium

98:49

received. And pyite. Probably won't need

98:52

pyrite. So, I still got 1.3 million. So,

98:54

what else could we

98:56

buy? I could just buy all of their

98:59

uranium. We'll buy another

99:01

microprocessor.

99:02

D.

99:05

Okay. And buy another wiring loom.

99:08

Okay. All right. That should be good for

99:10

now. Just, you know, kind of buying

99:11

just, you know, thinking ahead. What

99:14

does the error data missing mean? Uh

99:15

because this is an abandoned station. Uh

99:17

although the Galactic Trade Terminal is

99:19

working, some information is missing,

99:21

but it's just it's because it's an

99:23

abandoned station. Yeah, it's it's

99:26

basically Yeah, exactly. Captain Denton

99:27

says this this terminal is poorly

99:29

maintained or or not maintained at all.

99:33

So yeah. And then on the other side

99:36

that's a I that's kind of a cool looking

99:37

ship. Look at

99:39

that. I like it. The other side uh

99:42

should have a warp

99:44

portal.

99:50

Yep. Let's see. Okay. So there's the

99:53

station terminus.

99:57

Okay. So, uh what's nice about this is

99:59

there are other bases. So, if there's

100:01

something that I think I might

100:04

need. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Well,

100:07

this is peculiar. Why are all the names

100:10

blanked

100:12

out? Is this I wonder if this is

100:14

something that Hello Games changed to

100:16

where you can't see the names anymore?

100:18

because that was a way it was kind of a

100:20

way to you know not cheat but kind of

100:22

you know eliminate some of the struggle

100:24

cuz someone's like it's like okay I need

100:25

crystallized helium and then someone

100:27

would build a base where they're just

100:28

farming crystallized helium but that all

100:31

the names are are blanked out. I wonder

100:33

if it's because it's an abandoned

100:34

station or maybe they don't allow you to

100:36

see base names anymore in expeditions.

100:39

Ooh, I don't know. We'll have to see.

100:41

Wasn't like that last week. Oh, okay. So

100:43

maybe it's just a bug. It does say

100:45

online discovery services are active.

100:46

though. H I'm

100:50

guessing. Yeah, maybe it's just cuz of

100:52

the station. But that'd be interesting

100:54

if they made it harder so people

100:56

couldn't cheat at expeditions or, you

100:58

know, give themselves a helping

101:03

hand.

101:05

Okay, the

101:08

pizzas. Uh they still have the bases up.

101:10

You just have to see them in person.

101:11

Well, I know, but normally uh normally

101:13

the uh the the the dudes, you know, or

101:16

the uh god, the portal names uh aren't

101:19

aren't blanked out like that. You would

101:21

still see the names.

101:23

So, all right, let's take a look

101:26

here. Okay, so visit all the moons of a

101:29

gas giant. H. So, this

101:32

uh so this place has six different

101:35

planets. This one is a flourishing

101:37

moon. H. Yeah, normally the names aren't

101:40

blanked out, but I wonder if they

101:41

blanked them out on

101:46

purpose. Well, this one's not blanked

101:48

out. Tessia base, trade, carb, refiner,

101:50

and teleporter.

101:55

H, I'm starting to think dudes can refer

101:57

to almost anything. What? You never

101:59

heard of dudes before? You want to see

102:00

my dudes? I'll show them to

102:04

you. Let's see. Do you need bones? Yeah,

102:06

I'm going to need some ancient bones

102:07

here in a bit. Yeah, this looks like

102:11

yuga or huge. It's not huge, it's huge.

102:15

Uge has some ancient bones. We could go

102:17

there, but uh all right, I guess first

102:19

things first, let's go I'll try to go

102:20

through these in order. Let's go to

102:22

Tessia or I'm sorry, Algan. Algen

102:26

19. I need to trademark dootes. Yeah,

102:28

you know those dudes. We always talk

102:30

about the dudes on this channel. Hey,

102:32

Sergeant Turd Cutter, welcome.

102:37

All right. So, we need to go to Alvin

102:38

and the

102:43

Chipmunks. All right. Well, there's

102:44

there's

102:46

Yuga. I don't know. I was I'd like to go

102:48

through these in order, but um I maybe I

102:50

should just go to whichever one's

102:52

visible at any given

102:54

time. Let's

102:57

see. All right. So, that's the that's

102:59

the Titan planet or the gas giant or

103:02

whatever they call it.

103:06

There's stuff out

103:10

here. They see me spin. They

103:13

hating. I tell you, let's go a little uh

103:16

let's go a little further out, shall we?

103:19

Check it out. I am the ultimate. Ah,

103:22

tell Lily. Thank you for nine months.

103:23

What are you going to name our Twitch

103:24

baby?

103:26

What shall our child be

103:29

called? Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Is it

103:32

somewhere in between?

103:35

Twitch,

103:36

baby. Let's see. Is that an asteroid or

103:38

is that a Is that a moon? Look, where's

103:41

the forest moon of Endor? That's what I

103:43

want to

103:44

know. All right. I guess we'll I guess

103:46

we'll go to huge first if I can figure

103:49

out where it is. Ah, here it is. I think

103:50

that's

103:52

it. All right. Here we go. Three. It

103:54

looks like there's a base. So, 3 2 1 and

103:58

cactivate. They're ancient bones. We can

104:00

maybe knock out the ancient bone

104:01

requirement.

104:04

dotes but the missing base names is a

104:06

bug or abandoned system feature. It's

104:08

not listed in the latest experimental

104:09

branch nor the last three public release

104:11

branches.

104:13

H strange things are a foot at the No

104:15

Man's Skybased Circle K.

104:31

Okay, so I just have to visit all these

104:33

places. I wonder if I had a carrier. If

104:35

I had a carrier and then just simply use

104:38

the scanner from the carrier if that

104:40

would count. Probably

104:42

not. Remember Chad, anytime you have a

104:44

landing pad, uh, you can land and when

104:46

you take off, it doesn't take up any of

104:48

your launch

104:50

fuel. The hell happened there? I guess.

104:53

Was that a bad approach or something?

104:58

What the

105:00

hell? Let's see.

105:02

Land. Land.

105:06

Land. Land.

105:09

Land. Oh, it's it's like it's like

105:11

borked or something. All right. Yeah.

105:13

The terrain the train looking how it is

105:15

probably means that it's borked. Ancient

105:19

bone. But yeah. No. The the train that

105:22

looking messed up like it is. It looks

105:24

like maybe they tried to build a landing

105:26

pad, but now it's underground, so it's

105:28

not working

105:30

correctly. That's all right. It's not

105:32

the end of the world. It's just like

105:33

Yeah, if you do land on a landing pad,

105:35

uh it doesn't cost you any fuel to take

105:36

off or it doesn't cost you launch fuel

105:39

to take

105:42

[Music]

105:46

off. All

105:48

right. Survey all the moons of a gas

105:50

giant. All righty.

105:54

survey

105:58

says that's kind of

106:00

nice. Ah, blue skies, nice hazy

106:06

afternoon. Okay, so there we go. That's

106:09

one. Now, it's interesting that this it

106:11

says there's only one out of five, but

106:14

uh if we go here, flourishing moon,

106:18

temperate moon, mutating relic, frozen

106:21

moon, scarlet moon. Oo, so that

106:23

technically means we don't have to go to

106:25

Resid Prime because it's not considered

106:27

a moon for some reason. So, we just have

106:29

to go to Algen, uh, Tisug, and Tessia.

106:33

And there's a Oh, wait, hold on. Wait.

106:35

Oh, no. There are only five moons. Wait

106:36

a minute. Why did I think there were

106:38

six?

106:41

That's so weird. I I could have sworn I

106:42

counted and there were six of them. Did

106:45

my eyes My eyes doth deceive me? Okay,

106:48

so I guess there only five. That's so

106:51

weird. I could have sworn I counted

106:53

six. That's what I get for not doing

106:55

enough

106:56

drugs. All right, fair enough. Let's

107:00

see. Okay. Well, here we go. Got to find

107:02

some ancient

107:04

blans. Some ancient bones.

107:08

Okay, here we go. Just scanning stuff.

107:11

Get some free cash.

107:14

All right. Ancient bones. Oo, chat. Look

107:17

what we have here. Let's see. Where is

107:20

it? Uh, I just saw it. Where is

107:25

it?

107:28

Aha. Chat, I'm about to get a juicy

107:30

chub. I mean, a juicy grub. Yoink. So,

107:35

yeah, that's how we can summon Big Mama.

107:37

Yeah, big mama boss fight. Let's see.

107:40

Transfer to the ship and to the

107:44

ship. Starship launch fuel. I can go on

107:46

the ship as

107:50

[Music]

107:52

well. All right. So, I've got a bunch of

107:54

spots left. Yeah. Juicy

107:59

grub. All right. It says this planet has

108:01

ancient bones. Natural burial site.

108:10

Woohoo! Yeah, he's delusional. I could

108:13

have I could have I could have sworn

108:15

That's why I was g I was weirded out for

108:17

a second. I was like, "Well, that's

108:18

weird. Why would there Oh, ow. Son of a

108:20

Why would there be six moons, but then

108:22

they said there's only five available."

108:25

That's so weird. I could have sworn I

108:26

counted uh counted six

108:29

moons. Shows what I know.

108:33

But uh it summons uh I don't know,

108:36

obesity. That's what it

108:40

summons. Maybe

108:43

uh that's so weird. I because I I

108:45

thought I counted it. I I thought I

108:46

counted six

108:49

total. My mind's playing tricks on

108:58

me. Uh use

109:03

Okay, let's see. Natural burial site,

109:06

floating

109:12

crystals. All right, here we go. Got

109:14

ancient

109:16

blown. All right, that's

109:20

one. Okay, sometimes you get lucky and

109:23

you'll find a cluster of them. I feel

109:26

like they used to have more of them, to

109:28

be honest, or there were more of them

109:29

were clustered together.

109:32

censient

109:33

plants. Damn, I'm not seeing

109:36

any. Have to go to a new location. Yeah,

109:38

they used to used to be able to find

109:40

like four or five of them at a time.

109:41

Seems like they don't do that

109:43

anymore. Um, maybe it's just me being

109:49

silly. Remember, if you ever find a blue

109:52

plants, you can use those to give your

109:53

jetpack a temporary overcharge and you

109:55

get free jetpack juice.

110:00

Starting a game with such a small

110:01

inventory is Yeah, it's it's rough for

110:03

me it's the uh for me it's the jetpack.

110:06

Like not having an upgraded jetpack is

110:08

is just brutal. Four to five is rare.

110:11

It's usually just three. Really? I mean,

110:12

God, I remember I used to find four four

110:14

pretty

110:20

regularly. Zybox says back in No Man's

110:22

Sky. Yes, because I I'm doing the

110:24

expedition, which I hadn't actually done

110:27

yet. Here we go. We're just going to go

110:29

ahead and scoot out of

110:31

here. Just going to move to a new

110:33

location. See if I can find some more

110:40

bones.

110:45

Squatty. Okie dokie. Oh man. And I keep

110:48

having weird dreams. Last night I dreamt

110:50

I was back at the office. So yeah, just

110:54

it wasn't but it wasn't like at a

110:56

previous job. It was just literally I

110:57

just had an office job again and I kept

111:00

worrying about coming in late because I

111:02

just didn't want to be there. All right,

111:03

here we go. It's coming for a

111:08

landing. The reward's a unique living

111:10

ship. Yeah, it's got like I don't know

111:12

parasites or something. Yeah. Get back

111:15

to

111:21

work. Dingdongs.

111:24

Smelly

111:26

ding-dongs. Oh, whoops. Wrong wrong gun.

111:29

It's okay. These things do happen. All

111:30

right, here we go. Ancient blown. Oh,

111:33

there we go. That's right about

111:37

there. Yeah, like air burst engines

111:39

allow your jetpack to uh it recharges

111:41

your jetpack as you're falling through

111:43

the

111:44

sky.

111:46

So, Oh

111:48

man, I hope you feel better. Uh Reaver,

111:52

check it out. I am the ultimate badass.

111:56

Stay to the badass.

111:59

Booies. Thank

112:06

you. Yes. There we go. I'll pop that

112:09

thing like a

112:11

pimple. Actually, hold on. Was

112:13

there Okay, I'm not seeing any others

112:17

close

112:18

by. An armored clam. I guess there is

112:21

water on this planet. So,

112:23

[Music]

112:25

h yeah, I just I have that dream from

112:28

time to time where I just Yeah, I'm back

112:29

working an office job somewhere and

112:31

there's nothing I can do about it and I

112:33

get very

112:36

sad. Yeah, it's been a little over five

112:39

years since I became a full-time

112:41

streamer. It was January 15th of 2020,

112:45

literally just a couple months before

112:46

the pandemic started. And yeah, I just

112:49

decided I was going to try streaming

112:50

full-time.

112:53

and just uh I told myself it's like look

112:56

I have some savings. I'll give myself

112:57

about a year and hopefully it all works

112:59

out. And hey there there you go. There's

113:02

two of them. That's

113:04

nice. And uh that was 5 years ago. 5

113:07

years and two months ago more or

113:12

less. Some natural

113:16

bones. All right. Ooh, a rare one. Oo,

113:19

rare ones are usually worth

113:23

more.

113:25

Okay. Oo, another rare

113:30

one. Yeah, very, very nice. So, you

113:33

started when you were 14? I did. Yeah,

113:34

I'm only 21

113:38

now. No. Um, I thought making a base

113:42

here and uploading it would allow me to

113:43

teleport to it for my main save. I guess

113:45

not. Yeah, I I I Yeah, cuz the

113:49

expedition expedition stuff is treated

113:52

kind of

113:54

differently. My recurring dream is being

113:56

called back to finish high school since

113:57

there was a teacher strike that lasted

113:59

30 years back in high school at 48. Oh

114:01

man. And I have to be honest, I I I know

114:04

some teenagers don't enjoy being in high

114:06

school, but I did, you know, I had I had

114:08

fun. It was fun being a huge weirdo.

114:14

Okay. All

114:16

right. So, we're taking a look

114:17

around. Aha. Dang, that's kind of far.

114:21

It's kind of

114:22

[Music]

114:29

fart. Decided to rip off his pants uh

114:32

and become a full-time streamer and just

114:33

chatting. It's true. Yeah. Bathtub

114:35

stream when like ever since I moved to

114:38

Florida, I've worn pants maybe like four

114:41

times. Just wear shorts every day.

114:49

Oh yeah, we got these things. Ow. Damn

114:52

this son of

114:54

a Yeah, floating crystals. Get a glowing

114:58

mineral. Oops, wrong

115:00

button. I forget. What do you get out of

115:03

these

115:05

things? I honestly don't remember.

115:13

Glowing crystal

115:15

analyze. Magna gold.

115:18

Sweet. Not sure I'll need that for this

115:20

uh adventure, but it is what it

115:24

is. Buif says, "I wasn't wearing pants

115:27

at the Renfair." Yeah. What a delicious

115:29

sight that

115:32

was. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Uh, Buif,

115:35

didn't didn't you say you and the misses

115:37

were going to uh go back a couple more

115:39

times? Did have you have you been back?

115:42

Do you? If so, do you remember it

115:44

better? I hope

115:47

so. Random

115:53

minerals

115:57

clunk. All right, Karate. Thank you for

115:59

hanging out and hopefully you can sleep

116:00

tight

116:01

tonight. We'll be going the next three

116:03

weekends. Okay, that's

116:08

interesting. All right, here we go.

116:12

Yeah, it was pretty

116:14

fun. Or at least that's what my friend

116:17

uh Tomman tells me. He's like, "Yes, it

116:19

was

116:20

fun. I am a wizard. Wizard of the wood.

116:25

Would you like to see my wizard

116:30

staff?" Oh crap, they're on to me, chat.

116:33

There's a chopper um right outside my

116:35

house

116:35

hovering. Yeah. Well, uh I guess I'm

116:38

getting swatted today.

116:40

the helicopter

116:42

overhead. All right, let's see. Where am

116:44

I? Oh, jet, we hit the jackpot. Here we

116:46

go. This Yeah. Yeah. See, this is what

116:48

I'm talking about.

116:50

Damn hazardous

116:53

flora. They added uh the last update or

116:56

two added new hazardous flora. Come out

116:58

if you want. All righty. Could be

117:02

feasible. Yeah. Look at this. This whole

117:04

cluster of uh

117:07

disgustingness. All right. Here we

117:13

go. All right. There we go. Yeah, this

117:15

is what I'm talking about. I got a

117:16

fourack this

117:22

time. All right. There we

117:25

go.

117:27

Bones. All right. More

117:31

bones. Let's see. Oh, man. There there

117:34

are a lot of them here. Damn. Yeah, that

117:35

was what, six? Six or seven.

117:38

All right, there it is. Yeah,

117:43

sweet.

117:46

Okay, let's see. How's my inventory

117:49

doing? Oh, yep. I just ran out of room.

117:52

Okay, here we go. So, let's see.

117:54

Starship. Um, damn. Starship's out of

117:56

range. Let's see. Is there anything else

117:58

I could throw away? Could crush this

118:06

larvae. Uh-oh. Looks like uh mom is not

118:09

terribly happy to see

118:15

me. Chad, I'm not really geared for

118:21

this. We got big papa pump out

118:26

here. Oh

118:30

[ __ ] There we go. Shoot her right in

118:33

her bug kester.

118:39

I really wish honestly wish they would

118:40

make this fight a little

118:43

harder. I don't know because I'm I mean

118:45

I'm I have basically next to zero DPS.

118:48

Really really low DPS, but this these

118:50

fights just aren't terribly

118:54

difficult. Oh [ __ ] The damn plants are

118:57

more dangerous than the the boss fight

119:00

is. Hey Kev, if you already have Living

119:02

Ship and Redo Titan Expedition, do you

119:04

get another one? Um, there's a way,

119:06

yeah, you can get more than one. Um, I

119:08

forget how to do that, though. Has it

119:10

has to do with how you can you can

119:12

basically

119:14

uh bring a ship out with you, you know,

119:16

from using the the the

119:19

kiosk. I don't I don't know if I've ever

119:21

done it

119:26

before. All right. Bloom. All right.

119:28

There it

119:29

goes. All right. There we go. Swarms. A

119:32

chub sighting. We got a vile

119:36

cortex. All right. So, there's that. Oh,

119:38

I didn't know I had some storage space

119:40

down below.

119:41

Interesting. Okay. Well, cool. So, there

119:44

is that. So, I got the ancient bones,

119:45

but my inventory is full. So, let's go

119:47

back to the

119:50

spaceship. Yeah, it's too easy. I know.

119:52

That's what I say. I say it's too

119:54

easy. How hard do you want it? Um, I

119:57

don't know. I feel like she should move

119:59

a little bit for starters instead of

120:00

just staying in one spot. Uh, I feel

120:03

like they should make her a little

120:04

tougher. Um, you know, they can make it

120:06

where the little buggy things that come

120:08

out of her are hit

120:16

harder. And has a lot of uh angry

120:23

plants. Oh, look at that. Oh, look at

120:25

it's a green star uh sunset. Yeah. Make

120:28

her babies actual threats, right?

120:30

Exactly.

120:33

All right, let's do this. This game is

120:35

pretty neat. But yeah, that that that's

120:36

supposed to be kind of like a boss

120:37

fight, but it's honestly it's really

120:39

easy. So, I mean, look look at look at

120:41

my multi-tool damage potential. It's

120:44

2117, which is, you know, not great. I

120:47

mean, it's not bad, but not great

120:49

either. But, uh I don't know. They just

120:51

need to make that fight a little

120:55

harder. Rick Hard.

121:01

See, man, my ship is way out

121:06

there. Oh, I never thought of firing at

121:08

the big crystals when I don't have the

121:10

strong laser.

121:12

Uh, I did what one of the expedition

121:15

rewards was the advanced mining laser.

121:17

So, that that's how I have it. Uh,

121:20

Dorsai says, "Summon it." Uh, yes. So,

121:22

if you find a thing called a crushed

121:24

larvae or I'm sorry, uh, or not a

121:26

crushed larvae. Uh, let's see. I can't

121:29

find one right now, but uh yeah, on

121:31

planets that are marked as having yeah

121:34

vile brood, you can find these juicy

121:36

grubs and you step on them or you squish

121:38

them and it summons the boss fight. Then

121:41

you just blink and it's

121:43

over.

121:47

Woohoo!

121:49

Bonk. All right. Well, there we go. That

121:51

was kind of a fun

121:54

excursion. Man, this is a great looking

121:56

planet, huh? I like it.

121:59

Yeah, it's called a juicy

122:00

chub. Would you like to see my juicy

122:03

chub? Damn. Did I really fly all the way

122:06

over here? Oh, what's this? What is

122:14

this? Let's grab this guy while we're

122:16

here.

122:18

Yoink. Shage data. Uh, you can summon

122:22

your ship to you. I know. I'm just

122:23

trying to conserve launch fuel. It's

122:25

like once I'm uh in a kind of a little

122:27

better position because I have to visit

122:29

uh four more moons and so I'm just

122:31

trying to conserve my launch

122:34

fuel. Yeah, I ain't rich like I normally

122:36

am. Ah [ __ ] Ow.

122:41

Oh. Would you guys like to see my

122:43

humming sack? All right. Um let's see.

122:47

Quick transfer. Am I in range of the

122:49

starship? I am. Ooh. Ooh. Traa. Oh, my

122:53

ding-ding dong.

122:57

Sorry. All right, there it is.

123:02

Yeah. There we

123:05

go. Get some of these albumin

123:09

pearls. Don't really need them, but

123:11

they're kind of

123:13

valuable. And all the money you don't

123:15

spend gets to come back with you to your

123:16

main save if you do start the expedition

123:18

from a main save. These things are

123:20

disgusting.

123:23

It's like cracking open a xenomorph egg.

123:25

Instead of dying, you get a

123:36

pearl. Okay. Oh, there it

123:40

[Music]

123:41

is. All right. Let's see how many of

123:43

those pearls did I get. Uh, I got nine

123:45

of them, which is good for almost

123:46

100,000. It's not bad. I'm just like I

123:49

said, I'm in I'm like a new player mode.

123:50

So I I just try to keep in mind that

123:53

everything I do, you know, should be

123:55

towards

123:59

progressing Gunther fan. So my uh my

124:02

buddy uh Cox uh he he uploaded that

124:06

video, I guess. I don't know if he

124:07

downloaded it from a website and

124:08

uploaded it to YouTube, I guess, not

124:11

long after it came out. and he got it

124:14

got millions of views, but he couldn't

124:15

monetize it for obvious reasons. You

124:18

know, it wasn't his his music video, but

124:20

yeah, he uploaded it to his YouTube

124:21

channel and had millions of views. So,

124:24

yeah, we used to just uh joke about it a

124:27

little bit. All right. Um launch fuel.

124:28

Yeah, see what I mean about conserving

124:30

launch fuel.

124:37

All right, so let's go back.

124:41

on. We're going to go back to the space

124:42

station. Where that Where that bad boy

124:45

at? Just going to sell a few things.

124:48

Then we'll just we'll just have to

124:49

basically bunny hop from uh from moon to

125:02

moon. I'm pretty sure they are a nod to

125:04

xenomorph eggs, which Hello Games went

125:06

all in and made face huggers jump out of

125:07

those, though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you

125:10

know, they they did one they did one

125:13

crossover, right? They did a crossover

125:14

with Mass Effect. It's like, why why

125:17

haven't there been more crossovers? I

125:18

would love for them to do an Aliens

125:22

crossover. Yeah. And obviously, you

125:24

know, they're they're they've had

125:25

influence from those movies for various

125:27

things in the

125:33

game. Yeah. I wonder why. I wonder I

125:36

don't know. Maybe they're too busy

125:37

working on Light No

125:40

Fire. By the way, is there anyone here

125:42

who hasn't seen the Light No Fire

125:44

trailer? Just out of curiosity. Cuz if

125:47

you haven't, we could play it again. We

125:49

We had Starship Troopers at home, right?

125:52

That's what I'm saying, man. I wonder I

125:53

wonder why they haven't done more

125:54

crossovers.

125:56

[Music]

126:00

Uh, is there a new trailer? No, sadly

126:02

there isn't a new trailer, but uh I like

126:04

I like any excuse to play it. So, it

126:06

kind of gets the hype levels up and up

126:08

and

126:09

running. Imperfect blown.

126:14

Okay. All righty. Wow. Salvage data.

126:16

Eight of them for almost uh

126:20

430,000. Okay. Here we go. Let's sell

126:22

all these bones.

126:30

All right. Val cortex.

126:33

All right, Chad. But I'm up to almost

126:35

3.5 million. So I think I'm good on

126:36

money for now. After a while, you just

126:38

really don't need money in

126:42

expeditions. Okay. Now again, and we

126:45

haven't heard anything anything really

126:47

new about uh about Light No Fire, which

126:51

is a little disappointing, right? You

126:52

know that we got one trailer at the Game

126:54

Awards in 2023. It's now been over a

126:57

year and we haven't gotten any new news

126:59

other than the fact that they say yes,

127:00

we're still working on

127:02

it.

127:05

Yeah. Let's do this. Go down to

127:09

general. Just bring that down just a

127:11

smidge for now. All right. Let's check

127:12

this out. Here is the Let's see. Light

127:16

no fire

127:18

trailer. Uh yeah, here's the here's the

127:20

official announcement trailer which came

127:23

out a a good while ago. But yes, this is

127:26

it. Just other than the announcement

127:27

trailer and yes, of course, some of the

127:29

some of the stuff they're making for

127:30

Light No Fire metriculating over to No

127:32

Man's Sky, we haven't gotten anything

127:34

new uh about No Light No Man's Fire

127:37

thing. All right, here we go. Check it

127:39

out. If you haven't seen this, this is

127:40

the trailer for the next game that Hello

127:42

Games is planning on releasing sometime

127:44

this century.

128:12

I'm a female

128:17

river. I'm a female

128:22

river. I'm a female river.

128:28

Happy new to

128:30

you. Happy to

128:43

you.

128:46

Sleepless. Embracing you.

128:53

realization grew on me as quickly as it

128:56

takes your hands to warm the cold side

129:01

of the

129:02

pillow. I'm there for you there for me

129:06

on the song as they mar outside our

129:12

window.

129:34

[Music]

129:42

[Music]

129:45

All righty. Yeah. So, that's the uh

129:47

that's the trailer for Light No Fire.

129:48

That is the next game purportedly coming

129:51

from uh oh uh coming from Hello Games.

129:54

So uh yeah I think I think the uh gosh

129:57

the artist is called Alt J. I'm trying

129:59

to remember the name of the song.

130:02

Um yeah Alt J Hunger of the Pine. Okay,

130:06

gotcha. Yeah, it's Yeah, I never heard

130:08

of that artist before, but uh I tell you

130:10

what, man. Hello Games is really good at

130:11

picking music for their uh for their

130:13

trailers.

130:15

So, the next game is Pull My Pizzle

130:17

Simulator 9,000, right? Okay. So, let's

130:20

take a look. Uh, now go to the

130:23

expedition, right? Collect reward

130:25

constructible relic

130:27

plans. Oh, yeah. Those are Yeah, those

130:30

are the the uh Yeah, totems and stuff.

130:32

Yeah, because they have these new new

130:34

decorative things that came out with

130:35

Worlds part two. Oh,

130:39

yeah. It doesn't exactly help me with

130:41

the expedition, but you know, it's a

130:43

nice thought.

130:45

Okay, check it out. I am the ultimate

130:48

badass.

130:51

Arc. Hey, Selenica. Thank you for the

130:54

expedition time. Yeah, thank you for

130:56

that. Yeah, so again, some of the things

130:58

that they're making for Light No Fire

131:00

have made their way into No Man's Sky.

131:03

Dang, I should have I should have uh

131:05

Crap. I should have uh scanned plants

131:07

while I was on that last planet.

131:08

completely

131:10

forgot. Alrighty. Well, let's go ahead

131:12

and do the

131:14

doodly. Uh, yeah. Yeah, that lawn care

131:17

guys are out there whacking

131:19

stuff. Someone's been whacking in my

131:22

tool

131:22

[Laughter]

131:25

shed. There's trimming your bush.

131:27

Wouldn't you like to

131:31

know? Okay, so uh let's see. So, we went

131:35

to Let's see. Where is this? All right.

131:37

went to. So we need to go to Resid,

131:40

Algen, Tisug, and Tessia. So we've been

131:44

to so we got to fire off into the

131:46

unknown.

131:55

All right, let's see if we can Oh, hey

131:56

then. Actually, hold on. While we're

131:59

here, I have to blow up uh I have to

132:01

blow up 50 asteroids. So, let's just

132:03

knock that out real quick.

132:12

All the all the pew

132:14

pews. Get a little bit of launch fuel

132:16

while we're we're out

132:21

here. Pew pew. I love pew pews and pew

132:24

pews love me. Pew

132:26

pew. Oh, yep. Carrie. Yep. Someone beat

132:29

you to it,

132:31

unfortunately. Also, hopefully you're

132:33

doing well. Hopefully got some good

132:34

sleep.

132:40

play

132:44

schlafil or not enough. Probably one of

132:46

those

132:47

two. Okay, here we go. So, let's see.

132:50

Triium hyper

132:52

clusters. We go. Put a little of that

132:54

right there. A little of that right

132:56

there. Got some gold. I love

132:59

gold. All right. Um, let's see. How many

133:02

more asteroids do we need to shoot?

133:06

Just a shooting gallery out

133:11

here. All right, let's see.

133:15

Expedition. Let's see.

133:17

Asteroids. Oh, here we go. I checked.

133:20

All I had to do is shoot one

133:24

more. There it goes. And tada. There it

133:27

is. Mine 50 asteroids. Nice and

133:32

quick. Yeah, it goes quick. That's an

133:34

easy one. All right, so stone and fire,

133:36

aqua jet plans, craftable component

133:38

plans.

133:42

Oo, now this is this is going to be

133:44

tough because it gives you the plans and

133:46

you ha what is it? You have to build

133:48

them, I think. Yes. So, need two

133:52

antimatters, four crystal sulfide, and

133:55

three magnetic resonators. I could

133:56

probably buy the

133:58

resonators. Oh. Oh, that's uh Oh, yeah.

134:00

Just have to watch watch for word.word

134:03

because you put in word.word. My bot

134:04

thinks it's a link. I think HGHG broke

134:07

pulse jump locking last year. It's very

134:09

inaccurate now. You actually uh you

134:12

actually jump to an object below the

134:13

crosshair. Okay,

134:16

gotcha. All right. But yeah, just have

134:18

to watch out. Yeah, if you're uh putting

134:20

in uh Oh, craftable components. Oh,

134:23

yeah. Magnetic resonators. I could

134:24

probably just buy them. Just have to

134:26

find a space station that has them.

134:31

Okay. Discover creatures. Yeah, it's

134:34

going to be pretty easy. So, visit all

134:37

the moons of a gas

134:40

giant. Okay. So, let's see. What planet

134:44

is this?

134:47

That's or

134:49

huge. So, we have to find another moon.

134:53

I remember it was kind of difficult

134:55

finding moons cuz it's like Yeah, you

134:57

have to got to go to like the total

134:58

opposite side because they're all kind

135:00

of clustered off to one

135:02

side. Yeah. Sorry about that. By the

135:06

way, I don't know how you do it on

135:08

controller, but uh if you're playing

135:09

with keyboard and mouse, your left alt

135:11

button will actually allow you to look

135:12

around. Of course, haulers are not known

135:14

for having great visibility. Oh, here

135:16

here we go. Here's

135:18

Tessia. Let's pause. All right, here we

135:21

go.

135:22

Tessia. It's a scarlet moon. It's got

135:24

high sentinel

135:28

activity. I'm all I'm all clustered. It

135:30

kind of hangs to one side. Sticky.

135:41

Yeah, let's do this. We are going to go

135:43

on the sunny side if you don't

135:46

mind. Sunny side up.

135:50

Sunny side

135:56

up. All right, we begin our

136:02

descent. There we go. Stay on target.

136:04

Stay on target. In for some chop in the

136:07

pipe. Five by

136:14

five. What the Oh god, what the hell is

136:17

this place?

136:19

Oh yeah, this is one of those places has

136:20

the weird rings and

136:28

stuff.

136:30

Clunk.

136:39

Okay. Come on. Scan. Damn

136:44

you. All right. Let's see. So, I got to

136:47

scan all the uh I got to scan

136:50

creatures. It's nine creatures and six

136:53

plants. It's weird that I can't scan

136:55

this hazardous floor. Normally, you

136:59

can. It's like it's malfunctioning or

137:03

something. H Did they make it where you

137:05

can't scan hazardous flora anymore for

137:08

uh for for

137:11

dutes? That's weird. He used to be able

137:18

to received.

137:22

Okay. What else we

137:27

got? It's a

137:29

Sentinel. Uh, is that the Faith and War?

137:32

Yeah. You Oh, yeah. That was on their

137:33

their last

137:35

album. It was actually a good album. You

137:37

know, they they they what they called it

137:39

quits in what, 1996 or 97? Like 20 years

137:43

later or 15 years later, however long it

137:45

was, they put out another album. It's

137:46

actually pretty

137:50

good. Yeah. Hazardous floor is no longer

137:53

scannable. Ah, okay. I was about to say

137:55

that's that didn't that that don't seem

137:57

right to

138:00

me. All right, let's see.

138:04

Yeah, cuz you used to be able to scan

138:05

hazardous flora cuz it was always, you

138:07

know, on whatever planet you're on, it's

138:08

always available. Heck,

138:10

hex. I don't see that terribly

138:15

often. Sweet root. Can I toot on your

138:18

sweet

138:20

root. All right, what else we got

138:27

here? Just looking for stuff to scan.

138:29

Yeah, you used to be able to do that. I

138:30

used to be able to get away with it cuz

138:31

every hazardous plant on a new planet

138:33

was technically a different

138:49

plant. Very strange. Oh, here we go. Got

138:54

one. received.

138:57

Okay. So, let's take a look on my

139:01

expedition. Okay. So, I just need to

139:04

visit three more. Yeah, we're at two out

139:06

of

139:10

[Music]

139:12

five. I need to discover five more

139:14

plants, though. That's okay. We have the

139:17

whole expedition to do that. But, uh,

139:19

let's see what else is there. Warp to a

139:21

new system. So, I'm going to have to

139:22

make

139:23

um So, I have to warp to a new system,

139:26

which means I have to make warp

139:28

fuel. Oh,

139:32

whoops. Oh, really? They finally fixed

139:34

that, Selenica? That's good

139:37

news. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

139:39

Maybe we can

139:43

uh also I I I really I was so sad when

139:46

they made it where water has collision

139:48

now. Uh, meaning that yes, you can go

139:50

into the water, but if you if you land

139:53

on it from a high distance like this, it

139:54

does it does damage you. And that's I I

139:57

wasn't really happy about

139:59

that. All right, what do we got here?

140:02

Can I see your clam? Hold

140:06

on. H, living pearl. Yoink. Thank

140:10

you. And there's really not much down

140:12

here, is there? Oh, what is this? Is

140:14

this a

140:16

plant? received. Maybe it's a plant. I

140:20

don't

140:22

know. This water's kind of on the cool

140:24

side.

140:25

54F. There. Not really much down

140:33

here.

140:35

See curious deposits. Sentinel's coming

140:38

to say hello.

140:48

Yeah, that's Oh, that's unfortunate.

140:49

Yeah, used to be able to used to be able

140:51

to scan hazardous plants and they would

140:52

count towards plant-based

140:56

requirements. Oh, I guess this counts as

140:58

a plant.

141:02

Needle visium or needle v needle vium.

141:11

Yeah, realism. I know. Yeah, it didn't

141:13

used to be that way. It used to used to

141:15

be able to fall from however far you

141:16

wanted and uh you could land in water

141:19

and not take any damage, but they

141:20

changed

141:28

it. All right. Well, I guess on to the

141:30

next one. Apart from hazardous plants,

141:33

you also can't scan oxygen and sodium

141:35

plants and those give your you can or

141:38

you can't scan oxygen and sodium plants

141:41

and those that give your Oh. Oh, I see

141:42

what you're saying. Yeah, those are

141:43

Yeah, those are I didn't I didn't know

141:45

those counted in general. Yeah, I

141:48

thought it was like Yeah, oxygen plants

141:50

and sodium plants didn't count, but uh

141:53

but hazardous plants did, which they

141:55

don't anymore.

142:00

Let's take a look here.

142:02

discover plants. Okay, how many animals

142:04

aminals did I scan? Yeah, I just need

142:06

two more. So, we should be able to find

142:07

that on the next moon, which we're

142:08

heading to

142:12

now. My biggest pet peeve on the

142:14

Sentinels is now they're afraid warping

142:16

too close to the planet that it

142:17

disappears when you get too close. Yeah,

142:19

that that was Yeah, that was a

142:20

significant problem because you would

142:23

try to do the Sentinel capital ship

142:24

fight and then it would just

142:27

disappear. Okay, so that was Oh, yeah.

142:30

Crap. Hold on. That was all. All right.

142:32

So, we've done huge and Tessia. So,

142:35

that's Yeah, that's Tessia. So, we need

142:37

to find the another moon to go

142:41

to. So, I guess we'll just blast off in

142:43

a random

142:46

direction. Wait, hold on. I see

142:48

something

142:49

already. Uh, let's

142:53

see. Ah, here it is. Okay, here we go.

142:56

We're going to Algen

142:58

19. And there's it's a dissonance

143:01

planet, too. So, we're going to see the

143:02

dissonance

143:11

bots. I think I'm making pretty good

143:13

time for the most part. Usually, I kind

143:14

of take forever doing these

143:27

things. Actually, let's do this. So,

143:29

let's go to the sunny

143:31

side. Yeah, we'll stay sunny side

143:38

up. All right, here we

143:40

go. We're on an approach vector to Algan

143:43

19. Come in, Tower. This is the Pizzle,

143:47

the USS Pizzle coming in for a

143:50

landing. Roger. This is Tower. You're

143:52

clear to land there. Thank you for that.

143:56

So,

144:01

All right, let's see if we can find a

144:03

good place to land. A little little

144:04

chunky

144:09

here. And

144:13

flunk. We got some floating plants. That

144:16

could be fun.

144:23

Blunk. All right, here we go.

144:34

Okay. Is it just me or did they increase

144:36

the hazardous plant count? Uh-oh.

144:38

Corrupted

144:42

sentinels. Hold on. There's something

144:44

flying around over

144:46

there. I see I see a red doot and I want

144:50

to scope it

144:54

now. Whoa. What is that thing? Hold on.

144:58

Oh, that's a big

145:00

boy. I can't quite I can't can't quite

145:03

scan it. I have to jump over there.

145:08

Crap. There we are. Oh, that's not good.

145:14

Clunk. God. That's like I said, that's

145:16

the one thing about expeditions I just

145:17

constantly forget is that my jetpack

145:22

sucks. All right, here we go. All

145:27

right. Was that Yeah, there we go. That

145:28

was the last one I needed for

145:31

that. All right, let's see. Need to scan

145:36

a couple more

145:41

plants. Let's see. What is this thing?

145:47

Okay. Was that the last plant?

145:50

No. Let's check my inventory. Uh, still

145:54

got room in my inventory. This can go to

145:56

my ship. Never mind. Starship is out of

145:58

range.

146:01

Roger. Okay, so let's see. Collect the

146:05

reward. Um, I got an

146:08

exoskeff. Exosk plans. Agricultural

146:11

product

146:13

plans. Fair

146:17

enough. Oh, yeah. I know how to make

146:19

glass and uh heat capacitors, all sorts

146:21

of stuff.

146:27

There we go. Undocumented six new

146:28

plants. Yeah, these are pretty

146:32

easy. Okay, so let's see. Collect reward

146:35

nutrient processor plants and salty

146:37

chunks.

146:43

Delicious. Uh, you should also check out

146:45

your discoveries because you need to

146:46

rename a discovery as a mission. Oh,

146:48

really? Hey, I almost have enough to

146:51

make a nutrient

146:52

processor. I just need one hermetic

146:54

squeal. Let's make one of those right

146:56

now. Yep. Flunk and X. Oops, wrong

147:01

button. Z, nutrient processor. Here we

147:04

go.

147:06

Flunk. There we are. Let's go ahead and

147:09

pick that guy up.

147:12

Yoink. All right, so

147:15

uh I see how it is. Sweet root. Okay,

147:18

cool.

147:23

All right. So, visit all the moons.

147:24

Yeah. So, we just got to keep going

147:26

around. Um, I do need to make some warp

147:29

fuel, though. So, let's do

147:31

this. Oh, hold on. I got a message. I

147:34

got a

147:35

massage. Let's

147:37

see. All right. There we go. Check that

147:44

later. Oh, yeah. Warp fuel. Let's see. I

147:47

need a warp cell. I need an antimatter

147:49

housing and some antimatter. So, let's

147:51

see. Do I What do I need to make the

147:55

housing? Okay, there we go. Antimatter

147:58

housing. And then antimatter.

148:02

Um, I need 25 chromatic metal. H, okay.

148:07

Do I have anything on me that could turn

148:09

into chromatic metal? I forget. Does

148:11

cobalt turn into a chromatic metal? I

148:14

genuinely don't remember.

148:18

Uh, let's see

148:20

here.

148:24

Um, cobalt. No, that I can't remember.

148:28

Is there like

148:29

copper? Yeah. What is it? I think does

148:32

gold I forget. Does gold starship Oh, my

148:34

starship's out of range. Trying to

148:36

remember all the things that can

148:38

transform into chromatic

148:40

metal. Woohoo. All right, chat. Here we

148:43

go. Just save a little bit of launch

148:44

fuel. And yep.

148:47

Tada. Uh, let's see. Copper, emerald,

148:50

indium, quartz.

148:53

Okay, let's see. So, what does what does

148:55

gold turn into?

148:57

Damn it. God, I think they really

148:59

increased the amount of hazardous plants

149:01

in the game. They're everywhere now.

149:03

They're always kind of everywhere, but

149:04

now they're like really everywhere. Gold

149:06

turns into pyite. Oh, yeah. That's

149:09

right. All right. Well, tell you what

149:11

then. Let's take a look and see what we

149:14

can see.

149:16

Um,

149:18

[Music]

149:19

paraphinium, magnetized fite, magnetized

149:24

fite. Uh, what about quartzsite? Will

149:26

quartzite turn into uh to to into into

149:29

some

149:33

dudes? I don't I don't think so. Will

149:36

it? I don't I don't think courtsite

149:38

will. Will it? Yes. Oh,

149:41

okay. Shows what I know.

149:50

Aha. Isn't Quartzite new? Didn't Didn't

149:53

Quartzite come out in Worlds part two or

149:55

is it Worlds part

149:58

one? Look on my main my main save. I

150:01

have like everything. So, I just I keep

150:03

forgetting. Let's do

150:06

this. All right. So, for those who don't

150:08

know, remember you can adjust the size

150:10

of your uh terrain manipulator. Um, and

150:12

this will adjust how much or how little

150:14

you get out of a pile. The bigger the

150:16

circle, the faster it goes, but the less

150:17

resources. The middle size is basically,

150:20

you know, resources versus, you know,

150:21

size or time or whatever. Then the

150:23

smallest size takes the longest, but

150:24

also yields the most results. So, uh,

150:27

it's R and T on a keyboard. And I have

150:29

no idea what it is on a controller, but

150:31

it is, um, an option that you do

150:33

have. All right, here we go. Let me

150:35

slurp all this stuff out of the ground.

150:41

Yeah. What is it on a

150:45

controller? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's kind

150:48

of pretty. It's kind of like a pinkish

150:50

purplish kind of

150:53

color. Left button, right button, or L1

150:56

R1. Ah, okay.

150:59

Gotcha. That makes [ __ ] Here we go.

151:02

Yes. All the chromatic

151:04

metal. Give it to me, baby. Yeah. Pretty

151:08

soon we're going to be mining in the

151:09

halls of Moria. The mines, I should say,

151:12

the mines of

151:13

Moria. Kind of makes me I kind of want

151:15

to watch Lord of the Rings before we

151:16

play um before we start playing Return

151:18

to

151:19

Moria. But then we'd have to watch, you

151:21

know, like 17 hours of Lord of the

151:23

Rings, all three movies, extended

151:25

editions, no compromise. We did that

151:27

once on Discord. We started at noon and

151:30

ended past midnight, I think. Really

151:32

solid gun. Yeah, that's why I like to

151:34

mention it. Um, just in case there's

151:36

someone out there who doesn't doesn't

151:38

know. Scotty doesn't know. You

151:41

know, there we

151:43

go. Let's

151:50

see. Clunk. Need a healing

151:54

kit. There was a Minds of Moria update a

151:56

while ago. Yeah, Cosmo. One of the

151:58

biggest things they added are dedicated

151:59

servers. You can now have a dedicated

152:01

server instead of having to have a

152:02

client host. That's great because that

152:04

means the server can stay up

152:06

24/7. Uh yeah, I don't who knows if

152:09

they're going to add any kind of like

152:11

definitive DLC because they're adding

152:13

cosmetics to the game. Sure. But is

152:15

there going to be more story or is or is

152:17

that it? Because again, Return to Moria

152:20

is uh basically takes place around 20 or

152:22

25 years after the events of Return to

152:24

the King or Return of the King, Lord of

152:26

the Rings. Uh but it's a great story. It

152:28

really is a great story. I honestly

152:30

think it should be considered canon to

152:31

the overall story of Lord of the Rings.

152:33

But uh but yeah, it's it's it's quite a

152:36

it's quite a fun experience and uh we're

152:38

going to replay it because when we first

152:39

played it, it was it was it was good and

152:41

it was fun, but some of the boss fights

152:43

were bugged out and some other weirdness

152:44

was going on and they didn't have

152:46

dedicated servers at the time. So yeah,

152:49

so hopefully we'll be able to uh play

152:51

with

152:52

that. Okay, so I need some warp fuel.

152:55

Um, am I Quick question, maybe this is

152:58

me cheating, but is God bless those

153:00

things are everywhere. Yeah, these guys

153:02

are just I I think they added more.

153:05

Feels like they added more hazardous

153:07

flora, but uh am I going to need

153:09

quartzite later on? Hold on. Let's take

153:11

a look

153:13

here. Let's see. Just taking a quick

153:19

look. I feel like I'm going to need

153:21

quartzite at some point. Um, sea glass.

153:25

aquatic

153:29

creatures. Crystallized helium. Maybe

153:31

that's what I was thinking

153:33

of. Rename a

153:37

discovery.

153:41

Yeah. I guess we can do that now.

153:43

Discoveries. Uh, let's do this. All

153:46

right. We're going to rename this

153:48

thing. Oh, damn. Somebody already

153:50

discovered it. Oh, yeah. I guess I'd

153:52

have to find a creature that's or yeah,

153:54

find a creature that someone hadn't

153:56

named

153:58

yet. Uh, another rename for the

154:02

milestone. Yeah, we might have to go to

154:03

a non-expedition

154:05

planet.

154:07

Um, uh, Tuzo Gamer, I speak a little bit

154:10

of English and some German, but I'm not

154:13

sure if that's uh is is that uh Spanish,

154:16

maybe. Um,

154:21

espanol

154:26

espanol.

154:28

So, but uh it's up to you. But yeah,

154:32

unfortunately I don't really speak a lot

154:34

of Spanish. I can read a little bit, but

154:36

that's about

154:37

it. Is it what is it? Is it Spanish or

154:40

is it Portuguese? because yeah, it's um

154:42

usually what I I it's at least I find

154:45

it's easy to confuse between the

154:48

two. Um is is it

154:52

Portuguese? It is Portuguese. Okay,

154:54

gotcha. Sorry, that's my

154:59

mistake. Uh Neoaro. Yeah. Yeah, because

155:02

again I would since since January I've

155:04

played through Kingdom Come Deliverance

155:06

1, then we did uh Worlds Part Two and

155:10

then I did KCD2 and then we did Split

155:12

Fiction. So now now I've got now I have

155:14

a free moment and I I still have a

155:16

vowed. I was meaning I was meaning to

155:18

check out a vowed but I still haven't

155:19

had time to check out a vowed. I mean I

155:21

could play it off stream but you know I

155:24

kind of stream games. You know that's

155:26

what I do. But yeah, I just haven't had

155:28

the time. Just have not had the time.

155:30

What am I doing? Uh oh yeah, we were

155:33

making warp cells. Here we go. So, let's

155:36

do this. Where is my backpack

155:40

refiner? Okay, so let's take some of my

155:42

quartzsite and we're going to make

155:45

some fite dust. I'll put his

155:49

occupado. Okay, so we can make uh Check

155:52

it out. I am the ultimate badass.

155:57

State of the badass arc.

156:01

I'll keep a little bit of quartz sight

156:02

just in case I need it. Or maybe I

156:04

won't. Darth, thank you for the 22

156:06

months. Thank you, buddy.

156:09

Welcome. All right, there's that stuff

156:11

right there. I guess I'll just So, I

156:17

begin. All right, there we go. I got All

156:19

right, so now I don't have to worry

156:20

about chromatic metal anymore. Had a 100

156:23

plus hour binge over a twoe period of

156:24

Monster Hunter Wild. My first Monster

156:26

Hunter. Yeah, I I I I just I don't I

156:28

kind of don't get into those games, but

156:29

I I've watched people play them. It

156:31

seems like they would be fun. I don't I

156:33

don't know. I kind of want to I want to

156:34

have like monster ped, you know? Instead

156:36

of monster hunter, I want to have

156:37

monster pter. It's you find weird

156:39

monsters and then you like feed them

156:40

snacks and you get to pet them and maybe

156:42

ride them around a little

156:45

bit. That's what I would

156:48

like. You can rename any of your past

156:50

discoveries. Yeah, let's take a look and

156:53

see. Well, gosh. Yeah, I'd have

156:57

to let's see. Is there any that haven't

157:00

been

157:02

named? I'm sure all of the ones you have

157:04

to remember like, you know, tens of

157:06

thousands of people play this game. So,

157:08

yeah, all of the ones that are actually

157:09

on the expedition planets and moons

157:11

probably have already been renamed.

157:13

Secret furry. No, I just, you know, not

157:17

not into furry stuff, but uh I don't

157:19

know. I just I don't I just don't think

157:22

it would be a game I'd be super into.

157:25

All right.

157:26

Uh, let's see. Oh, yeah. I keep getting

157:29

distracted. Uh, we need to make some,

157:31

uh, warp cells. So, let's see

157:35

here. Okay. So, we need to make some

157:37

antimatter. Let's make that

157:39

now. Antimatter takes uh Oh, it takes

157:43

condensed carbon and chromatic metal.

157:44

So, let's make let's make at least four

157:47

of these. And then let's make some

157:52

more. Okay. Okay. So, let's go ahead and

157:54

now we're going to make the warp

157:57

cells. And we're going to make uh four

158:01

of those. And four of these should be

158:04

enough to fully refuel my hyperdrive.

158:07

All right. There we go. Done. Dun dilly

158:10

dillydo. So, so there is that.

158:15

Okay. There we go. I'm just freeing up

158:17

room in my inventory. And they have a

158:18

resort button now finally. So that's

158:21

good. Actually, let's say let's move

158:24

these to my starship as well. My fart

158:29

ship. Okay.

158:32

Hexberry. Restore 5% support power. That

158:36

might come in handy. All right. Now, uh,

158:40

we still got to we still got to visit

158:41

two more. Okay. So, we've been to what

158:44

have we been to? We've been to Algen.

158:45

We've been to Yuge. We've been to

158:47

Tessia. So, now we just need to go to

158:49

Resid Prime or

158:51

Tisug. All right, let's do it. We'll

158:53

just make two quick pit stops and we'll

158:54

go to the next star system. Hey, good

158:56

kid. Welcome back.

159:09

Okay, so let's see which planet is

159:14

this. Yeah, I can't see the planet name

159:16

or the moon name.

159:19

Oh, there he

159:21

goes. Excuse

159:28

me. Uh, so I just need to land here. Oh

159:31

god. Sorry, I got the yawns. Just need

159:33

to land, take a look around, then get

159:35

up, and then go to Resid Prime, and then

159:36

we can get out of here. Hey, Gore. How's

159:38

your week going? Godzilla. That's right.

159:41

Godzilla indeed.

159:46

Hopefully your uh your week and eventual

159:49

weekend will be

159:51

splendifferous and I know I just I keep

159:54

having weird dreams. Yeah, I dreamt last

159:58

night that uh God I was working in an

160:00

office again, but then we were being

160:02

attacked by mutant pirates. You know,

160:04

just you know what you might find in an

160:06

office job sometime like mutant

160:08

pirates. Uh my last message got buried.

160:11

Oh, it did. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you

160:13

finish that split it or quit it game? I

160:15

forget what it's called. Oh yeah. Yeah.

160:16

Uh split fiction. Yeah, we played that

160:18

with Bellauri and it was awesome. I

160:20

mean, it is a really really fun game.

160:23

I'm sure you're pretty busy these days,

160:24

but if you can ever find a moment, uh

160:26

you should play that game with someone.

160:28

It is uh it is awesome. It's a really

160:32

really fun fun game. I think it'll

160:34

easily probably pick up a nod for game

160:36

of the year. Will it win? Who knows? But

160:38

uh I'm sure it will do well in during

160:40

the awards season.

160:47

flunk. Yeah, I think look at this. I

160:49

mean, I think they increased the

160:50

hazardous uh plants count by quite a lot

160:52

cuz Yeah, used to not see so

160:57

many. What? What? What? Uh uh yeah,

161:01

Bellicuri says, "We did it together."

161:03

Yeah, that we did. It was fun. Yeah, I

161:06

spent three days uh doing doing doing it

161:08

with Belly Cury and uh we finally

161:10

reached the conclusion and it was a a

161:12

nice conclusion. Golly,

161:15

uh it was uh it was it was a fun time.

161:17

Yeah, I I would recommend this game to

161:19

anyone. It's kind of kid-friendly.

161:20

There's a little bit of, you know, spicy

161:23

language in it, some, you know, kind of

161:25

some a few adult themes, but it I would

161:27

be I would say it's probably fine for

161:28

like, you know, 10 years old and up.

161:31

Uh yeah, school is kicking my butt. Ah,

161:35

what did I forget what were you what did

161:37

you say you were studying? Yeah, I

161:38

finally got published. I got

161:41

published. I got my friend to agree to

161:43

play it. I'm sure they'll love it, man.

161:45

It's It's a really fun game. It does

161:46

help if you play with somebody that you

161:47

know you've maybe gamed with before kind

161:49

of know what kind of stuff they're into.

161:51

It helps if uh they're into say like

161:53

puzzle games and platformers a little

161:55

bit. All right,

161:59

let's get the heck on out of here. All

162:01

right, let's see which uh is that the

162:03

moon? moon I just came

162:05

from. That's just it. It's like I don't

162:07

know if that's the moon I just came

162:11

from. Is

162:13

it? You finished at the same time, huh?

162:16

What an accomplishment. Yeah, it's

162:17

always nice, right? You know, just uh

162:19

you're like that was great. Next thing

162:22

you know, split fiction as you roll

162:24

credits. Cosmoro. No, it is it is a

162:27

mandatory two-player game. It's the

162:29

minimum of amount of multiplayer that

162:31

you can have in a game. Just one other

162:32

person. But it is a two-player game. Uh,

162:34

it does require a second person to

162:38

play. All right, let's see. No, that's

162:40

Algen again. So, we have to find We have

162:43

to find Resonated or whatever that

162:45

moon's

162:48

called. Uh, yeah, Morpheus, I keep

162:50

hearing that. Yeah. Um, I should try a

162:52

repo. I just I've got I've got a few

162:54

other games that we're going to check

162:55

out in the meantime. Oh, Calculus.

162:58

Yikes. I was trying to say ouch and

163:00

yikes at the same time. It came out as

163:03

yalss. I never did take calculus. I took

163:06

uh statistics um as a pre pre-ol

163:09

preparatory math

163:11

course and uh did pretty well, but yeah,

163:14

I never never ended up taking

163:17

calculus. Let's see. Is that it over

163:19

there? Is that resid Oh, there it is.

163:22

Resid prime. The final

163:25

one. Let me ask you, did you did you

163:28

take any preparatory math before

163:30

calculus? because I'm absolutely a use

163:31

it or lose it kind of guy. Uh I took uh

163:35

what did I take? Yeah, the typical stuff

163:37

like algebra, geometry, algebra 2,

163:41

trigonometry. Um but then I took in my

163:44

senior year of high school, I didn't

163:46

take any math classes whatsoever. So, um

163:48

I quite literally scored a perfect score

163:50

on the English entrance exam side for

163:53

college and then I got something abysmal

163:55

like a 36% on the math side cuz I just

163:58

didn't remember how to do anything.

164:00

For me, I don't know about you, but for

164:02

me, math is absolutely a use it or lose

164:03

it kind of thing because I didn't

164:04

remember how to do any any of the uh you

164:07

know, equations or all that stuff.

164:09

Literally nothing. And he jumped right

164:10

back into calculus. That's got to be

164:12

fun. That's got to be piles of

164:16

fun. I I couldn't even I couldn't do a

164:18

quadratic equation right now to save my

164:24

life. Well, this place looks kind of

164:26

nice. Oh, wait. Hold on. What's this?

164:27

What is this? Hey, this is a this is a

164:30

relic planet. Oh, you know, I've never

164:32

actually been to one of these

164:35

before. I hate myself. Yeah. Well, you

164:38

know, God, calculus would be hard even

164:40

if you had taken math classes right

164:43

beforehand. But it's fine. I'm sure

164:46

you'll do great. Never give up. Never

164:48

surrender. But maybe study more. Study

164:52

hard. Yeah. Study long and hard. Yeah.

164:59

Okay, there we go. And that was that.

165:00

Finished that way. Uh that task, if you

165:07

will. Don't need the rusted metal

165:10

anymore. Nothing found. Great. That's

165:12

just

165:14

peachy. The longest and the hardest and

165:16

the

165:18

girthiest. What do we have here?

165:20

Whispering eggs. Those could get me into

165:22

some

165:24

trouble. That's all right. I don't

165:26

really need the

165:27

money.

165:30

However, we will take a look around in

165:32

here. See if there's any

165:34

loot. Hey, I think this is a first aid

165:37

station. Ah, finally. There we go. Yeah,

165:40

I was I was uh down a couple health

165:43

points, so that

165:47

works. Just looking for a little bit of

165:51

loot. I learned the Corvox word for

165:53

Corvex. That's always useful.

165:56

Oh, I missed

165:58

one. I get some free ammunition. Okay,

166:01

cool. Yeah, I'm glad we came in here.

166:03

I'm glad we came in

166:05

here. Whisper back. Sweet. Nothings to

166:08

them. Yes, I should. What is this thing?

166:10

A memory

166:13

stone. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, this is to

166:16

learn um the like the relic building

166:19

parts and things. Yeah, like I said,

166:22

this is my first time going to a relic

166:23

world where it's got, you know, leftover

166:25

buildings from an some ancient alien

166:27

civilization that no longer exists. Or

166:30

so we

166:38

think. Damn it. Weapon charge depleted.

166:45

Radiation erection falling. technology.

166:48

Like how I had to spend condensed carbon

166:50

to get condensed carbon. It's kind of a

166:52

give and take kind of

166:56

world. All right, there goes that. Okay,

166:59

now we can get the heck out of this star

167:00

system

167:03

finally. So long. Hold on. Let's say

167:06

[Music]

167:08

goodbye. So long, star system. Burn in

167:11

hell.

167:21

All

167:25

righty. I'm already nicked deep in my IT

167:27

job and I'm very tempted to go back to

167:28

college this time for geology. Don't

167:30

want to do papers and have to be a

167:32

teacher for a stable income

167:37

though. I don't know. You can stick to

167:39

engineering.

167:42

Better than being a CIS admin,

167:45

probably. Okay. All righty. So, let's do

167:48

this. So, we're leaving. We're leaving

167:50

this place. Oh, actually, before we do

167:52

that, um, let's take a look. Expedition

167:56

phase one reward. Collect reward.

167:58

Prepackage launch autocharger. Sweet

168:00

merciful

168:04

crap. Depending on how good your hearing

168:06

is, it's either a dog eat dog world or a

168:10

doggy dog world.

168:11

H how would you say would you say hund

168:15

es um God how do you say world in German

168:18

I don't remember oh god I used to know

168:22

crap I can't

168:23

remember hund or

168:27

hund is it oh yeah so hund hund

168:34

hund does that make sense does that

168:36

translate to

168:39

German Okay, sorry. I'm still taking my

168:42

German lessons, so any any excuse I get

168:44

to think or or discuss Deutsch I I try

168:48

to I graduated at the well graduated I

168:52

finished at the top of my class. Uh last

168:54

week I was number one in my digital

168:57

class because there's like a million

168:59

people use Duolingo every day and so

169:00

they put you in like smaller groups of

169:03

maybe 20 people. So last week I was

169:05

first in my class. So

169:07

yeah. Uh, I'm currently jobless due to

169:10

being fired for my illness. Really? I

169:13

thought fired for your illness. What

169:16

What country do you live in? Because the

169:17

United States you you can't be fired,

169:20

uh, without some form of due

169:22

compensation. Uh, because it's

169:24

considered discrimination at that point.

169:26

So, uh, IBS, a buddy of mine has

169:29

basically IBS. Yeah. I don't mean to

169:32

chuckle, but it's, uh, it's, uh, it's,

169:34

yeah, he's he's struggled with it. We we

169:36

kind of just joke about it, but uh uh he

169:39

actually has a he has a he has a stop

169:41

sign, I think, on his bathroom door that

169:42

says uh God, what what did it say? I'm

169:45

trying to

169:47

remember. Ever tried playing a game, you

169:49

know, in German to train? No, but I have

169:51

watched movies in German. Uh just to try

169:53

to learn. I used to watch German

169:55

television when I lived in

169:58

Germany. Uh we don't say doggy dog

170:00

world. We says kind pony ponyof here.

170:03

Ponyhof. What? What? Uh Vas Ponyov. Uh

170:09

uh let's see there would would it be

170:12

that is no something

170:14

here. All right, let me stay focused

170:16

here. I was I was under the impression

170:18

that I might be able to beat this today.

170:20

That's never going to happen. Okay, so

170:22

targeted

170:25

system. Oh my god, the first rendevous

170:27

is all the way over here. No way. No

170:30

way. Really? That's the first rendevous

170:32

and it takes like six jumps? Hold on.

170:35

One,

170:37

two. I guess that's not too bad. What?

170:39

Three jumps. It's going to use up all my

170:42

warp fuel that I just literally just

170:44

made. Turn. Sh it. All right. Let's see.

170:47

Subaru. Let's go to Cubu. All right. And

170:53

warp. That depends on the state. In

170:55

Florida, you could be let go from your

170:56

job at any point. A company feels like

170:58

it. Like I was last week after putting a

171:00

decade into my company. But that's the

171:02

thing is, you know, but that's like I

171:04

said, if it's for health related

171:05

reasons, that would be discriminatory.

171:07

But if it was not for health related

171:09

reasons, like they they said it's like,

171:10

"No, no, it's cuz you're not punctual or

171:12

your your performance is lacking or

171:14

something." But if they specifically

171:16

said it's like, "No, we we're firing you

171:18

because you have too much diarrhea."

171:19

Then that would be discriminatory,

171:21

right? So, um, they they would have to

171:24

they'd have to word it a different way,

171:26

I guess you could

171:27

say. Belgium. And they can't kick me of

171:30

my in invalidity compensation if it's

171:33

recognized. Huh. So, so you're

171:37

saying Oh, yeah. And like, yeah. Did you

171:40

get compensated for it? I like I said,

171:41

here in America, our healthcare system

171:42

is really, really brutal, but we do have

171:44

some protections when it comes to

171:46

employment. Yeah. You know, they we have

171:48

a lot of we have a lot of rules and laws

171:50

that protect people from discrimination,

171:52

which is good, you know. So, if you if

171:55

you accidentally like at work and you're

171:57

like, "Hey, don't fire me." just cuz I,

171:58

you know, leaked some trouser

172:03

chili. Yeah, go figure, Sticky. Well,

172:05

you know, we had Aphes, we had Aphes TV

172:07

or whatever it was

172:08

called, the American military

172:19

channel. Oh, you had problems getting to

172:21

work. Ah, okay. Gotcha. Well, yeah.

172:24

Unfortunately, so I was a manager at one

172:26

point and I had to I it was I was tasked

172:29

with letting someone go. It wasn't my

172:30

decision, but they said it's like, yeah,

172:32

you have to let this person go because

172:34

they simply cannot arrive to work on

172:36

time. They lived over two hours away. Uh

172:39

and it's like, uh, yeah, you know, they

172:42

they they told me it's like, look, man,

172:43

my father's out of work. I'm trying to

172:45

basically provide for the whole family,

172:47

but you know, I was working at a

172:48

military facility. I was like, look,

172:50

man, there's only so long we can let

172:51

this go. You're working for the US

172:53

military and they have well, you know,

172:55

they have to have people who can get the

172:56

job done. Hey, who is this? Oh, it's

172:59

Hackon. But yeah, and I felt really

173:02

really bad about that. But the guy was

173:03

just he was just perpetually would show

173:05

up like 20 minutes late, 30 minutes

173:07

late, sometimes an hour late. He's like,

173:09

"I'm sorry, man. I had to drive two

173:10

hours today." But it's like, "Dude, you

173:11

drive two hours every day. Just leave

173:13

earlier." He's like, "I can't." So, uh,

173:17

yeah. And so just they were like, "Hey,

173:19

you know, you got to I was I was the

173:22

manager at the time, so like yeah, it

173:23

falls on you to actually tell this guy

173:24

he's out of a job."

173:27

So you know what they say, [ __ ] rolls

173:29

downhill, so to

173:31

speak. All right. Um I'm here to do

173:34

something. Yeah, let's go get a backpack

173:38

upgrade. Like imagine me being in charge

173:40

of

173:41

anything. It's true story, though.

173:48

All right. I was the interim manager for

173:51

a telecommunications office in a

173:53

military base. That's a true story, man.

173:57

All right. Let's see. Oh, this is the

173:58

wrong one.

173:59

Whoops. Okay. Uh, leave. Sorry, I don't

174:03

need more multi-tool slots. I need this

174:05

guy right here. Exo suit upgrade. Your

174:08

first one's always free. Uh, so that's

174:10

nice. So, let's go ahead and purchase

174:12

that

174:13

one. All righty. And then I believe we

174:17

can get a second one if I can summon the

174:19

anomaly. Hey nun, welcome. Yeah,

174:22

spending four hours. I I even told him I

174:24

was like, "Look, man, it's like you

174:25

should probably try to find a job closer

174:27

to where you live because that's you're

174:28

losing four hours a day in driving

174:31

alone." He's like, "Well, yeah, man, but

174:33

this job pays pretty well." But he just

174:34

he just kept showing up late. Kept

174:37

showing up late. Like like two or three

174:39

days a week every week he was showing up

174:41

late. So, I think I think he like missed

174:44

some meeting or something and then my my

174:46

manager, the project manager, was like,

174:47

"No, he's he's got to go." Gave him gave

174:50

him too many chances. All right. Um,

174:51

I've been thinking about doing Dolingo.

174:53

I was so great with Spanish when I was

174:54

in high school. I wish I'd stuck with

174:56

it. They're not kidding when they say,

174:57

"If you don't use it, you lose it."

174:58

Yeah. So, so Dolingo is fantastic

175:01

because it it it constantly bugs you to

175:04

do your lessons. Uh, yeah. So, you know,

175:06

there's it's it's it's a like a

175:08

progression system. So, these are all

175:10

the previous lessons that I've done. Uh,

175:12

wait, did I

175:14

miss I Oh, I was about to say I thought

175:17

I missed some. It's cuz they're in

175:18

green. I thought they were in black cuz

175:19

I missed something. But yeah, I've done

175:21

How many days have I done now? I have

175:23

done uh 174 days straight. And I

175:28

probably know more German now than I

175:29

have in my entire life. And that's with

175:31

a mother who's from Germany, you know.

175:33

So, it's uh it's it's really great. It

175:35

it kind of gifies the learning

175:37

experience too to keep you mentally

175:39

invested in learning every single day.

175:41

Even if it's just a quick like 5 minute

175:43

lesson or spending 45 minutes going

175:45

through a whole course for the day. Uh

175:47

it's it's it's been a great program. Uh

175:49

it's free but it's kind of adheavy

175:51

unless you pay for the uh you know the

175:53

premium tier which is 75 bucks a year.

175:56

So that's not bad. But yeah, I mean it's

175:58

it's you do a lesson, see an ad. Do a

176:00

lesson, see an ad. Update your settings,

176:02

see an ad. Unupdate your settings, see

176:04

an ad. And so it's it's very very ad

176:06

heavy if you if you want to get it for

176:08

free. I mean, so you can learn for free,

176:09

but yeah, just it's very

176:12

adheavy. None. Good luck, dude. None. I

176:14

I honestly think that you'd probably

176:15

really really like Split Fiction. It is

176:17

a fantastic game. It's not a long game

176:19

either. It's about 15 hours maybe. So if

176:21

you stream, you know, like 5 hours, 10

176:23

hours, however long, um it would be I

176:26

finished it in three streams. And yeah,

176:28

it's just it's just a really really

176:30

surprisingly good game. Yeah. Couldn't

176:33

the guy just stay late to compensate?

176:35

Uh, well, I mean, we we kind of did

176:38

stuff with him like that, but yeah, it's

176:40

just it's just you just can't have that

176:42

because what it was is when he wouldn't

176:43

show up, other people couldn't leave.

176:45

Uh, and you know, that's the thing is we

176:47

told him it's like, okay, if you're

176:48

showing up late to the later shift,

176:50

maybe try to go to the early shift. He's

176:51

like, well, dude, if I was doing the

176:52

early shift, I'd have to get up at 3:00

176:54

in the morning. It's like, well, you

176:56

know, can you show up on time? So, he

176:58

really he kept telling me he's like,

176:59

"Look, man. I I really don't want to

177:01

take the like the early 6 a.m. shift or

177:03

whatever." And I was like, "Well, then

177:04

you got to show up on time, buddy." You

177:05

know, he just you have to. But he just

177:08

just, you know, he would be good for a

177:09

while, then start getting showing up

177:10

late, showing up late, showing up late.

177:13

And I told him, we we have a like a late

177:15

late shift. But he didn't want to do

177:16

that either because it's like look man

177:17

if if traffic is bad for you because

177:19

you're trying to drive through he was

177:21

trying to drive from West Virginia

177:23

through West Virginia through the

177:25

Northern Virginia to get to DC and uh

177:28

you know it's a long drive with brutal

177:30

commute. So I was like well do you want

177:31

to take the late late shift? And he's

177:32

like no. And I was like well why not?

177:34

He's like I don't want to work that late

177:35

on Fridays because you know he's a

177:37

single guy and you know he's in his late

177:38

20s. And I was like, dude, you have to

177:40

make this work. Otherwise, you know,

177:41

it's it's not going to work for us, so

177:44

to

177:45

speak. Uh, Duolingo broke. It does not

177:48

send crow with knife anymore. I don't

177:50

know what that means. Send crow with

177:55

knife. Dude, I loved it. I just streamed

177:58

it the other day. Almost finished it in

177:59

one go. Oh, really? Okay, gotcha. Yeah.

178:01

Who Who are you playing with? Because,

178:02

you know, it's it's a two-player

178:05

game. Two hours each way. That's a

178:07

part-time job. Yeah, he he you know,

178:09

it's funny. He eventually um I did hear

178:11

that he had gotten a different job. So

178:13

hopefully hopefully something a lot

178:15

closer to him cuz man, I I had an hour

178:17

and a half commute at one point and I

178:18

thought I was just going to kill myself

178:21

just getting stuck in traffic every day.

178:23

Yuck. All right, I'm sorry. Uh where am

178:25

I now? Uh let's see. Uh collect reward.

178:29

Never look back. Never surrender. Ah,

178:31

here we go. Warp cells and warp. Ah,

178:33

here we go, chat. Warp hyper core plans.

178:35

That's what we needed. Yeah. Yeah, there

178:38

we go. So, I just need an antimatter,

178:40

which I can make. Yeah, there we go. So,

178:43

yeah, let's make uh an antimatter and a

178:46

warp hyper core presto. It's just that

178:48

easy. So, as long as I can get some more

178:50

storm

178:51

crystals and launch

178:53

autocharger. There we go. See, now we're

178:55

making some uh I played with my mod

178:58

Subnostra. I played It Takes Two with

178:59

her as well. I honestly think it was

179:01

better than It Takes Two and that set

179:02

such a high bar. Yeah, it was literally

179:04

game of the year. And I honestly agree

179:05

with you. But split fiction is is

179:07

honestly better. It's just it takes it

179:09

takes two's concept like puzzle concept

179:12

and a way outs puzzle concept and it

179:13

just dials it up to 11. Uh that's okay.

179:17

I can get some more storm

179:19

crystals. Okay.

179:21

So, let's do this. Okay. Is there

179:25

anything? Yeah, let me sell a few

179:28

things. But before I sell some stuff

179:29

while I'm here, let's take a look. Uh

179:33

okay. Let's see. Cook your own

179:35

food. So, okay. So, I just need to cook

179:39

some food. That shouldn't take too long.

179:41

Have to make a nutrient

179:46

ingesttor. Okay. I'm just trying to see

179:48

what all I can sell for my current

179:49

inventory to make some

179:53

room. Make room. Make

179:58

room. Don't forget to add two inventory

180:00

slots. Yeah, I just I added one, but

180:02

you're right. We have to go to the uh

180:03

the Schlanomaly and make another one.

180:05

Okay,

180:07

sodium processor. Just seeing I don't

180:10

want to sell my salty chunks cuz I can

180:12

use those. I got chunks and

180:15

hex. All right, let's switch to my

180:17

starship. Uh should I sell my silver?

180:20

Yeah, why

180:21

not? I'll sell my

180:23

magnold. I got my crunchy

180:27

wings. I'll sell my gold and my

180:30

platinum. All right, that should be good

180:32

for now. Hopefully I can make like a

180:35

cool recipe with weird stuff in it. All

180:37

right. All right. So,

180:42

yeah, the pizzle. Are you

180:47

forizzle? Now, I could go to the anomaly

180:49

and get a uh I could get one of my one

180:51

of my expedition

180:57

ships. All right, Chad. Remember, I have

181:00

infinite space power. Or I can summon an

181:01

entire space station.

181:04

Behold the anomaly.

181:08

Needed more reverb on that

181:16

[Music]

181:22

one. Wonder what the next expedition's

181:25

going to be

181:26

about. It will be about aliens. Weird

181:29

stuff.

181:41

You know, sometimes I think about if if

181:43

for some reason the streaming thing

181:44

didn't pan out even though I've been

181:45

doing it for 5 years now, you know, like

181:47

if I get old and decrepit, nobody wants

181:49

to tune in anymore to watch a, you know,

181:51

an older than 21-year-old stream. Kind

181:54

of makes me wonder. It's like would I uh

181:57

I wonder if I could I would qualify for

182:01

unemployment. I've never I've never

182:03

actually done unemployment before. Has

182:05

anyone in the United States done that

182:07

before? Filed for

182:08

unemployment cuz my work history would

182:10

be like, "Oh yeah, here's here's five

182:12

years of me being weird on the

182:14

internet." You really none? What What's

182:17

that process

182:19

like? Let's see.

182:22

Yeah, it's She was known as Rotorooer in

182:24

college for reasons. Oh yeah, she'll

182:28

clear out that blockage. No

182:32

problem. It was annoying and hard.

182:35

Really? 22. Where's the unsub button?

182:38

Exactly. Yeah. Who would who would want

182:40

to

182:41

uh deal with such a streamer?

182:45

Yuck. Just call it self-employed. Well,

182:48

yeah. I mean, that's technically what it

182:49

is. I mean, I'm effectively

182:50

self-employed. Mad Buddha, thank you for

182:52

the 57 months. Mad Buddha, I have a

182:54

question for you. I am the ultimate

182:56

badass.

182:58

State of the badass. Mad Buddha, are you

183:00

going to join us for some return to

183:02

Moria action? To the minds of Moria.

183:05

They have dedicated servers now. I don't

183:07

know if you want to host it. I can I can

183:08

just use a third party host as well, but

183:10

I thought you might be interested. H if

183:13

you want to go down into the minds of

183:15

Moria, I may do that. Yeah, because they

183:18

uh they it's and it's not even in alpha

183:20

beta testing a one. It's like dedicated

183:22

servers 1.0 is out now. Uh I am

183:25

Resonate. Thank you for

183:30

asking. So, so uh so but yeah, so none.

183:33

How um Oh, you have to show you're

183:35

applying every week. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

183:38

Could I just start a new Twitch channel?

183:40

Could I start a new Twitch channel? Be

183:42

like, see, I'm trying. I'm starting over

183:43

with a new Twitch channel.

183:47

Whoa. Going back to the mines. Yes, we

183:49

are. Yeah, they we were waiting for

183:51

dedicated servers to be a thing and they

183:52

are now. They're they're officially

183:55

launched. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you want,

183:58

man, but we can we can chat about that.

183:59

I don't know before or after a streamer

184:01

sometime. It looks like it's actually

184:02

pretty easy to implement. You know, I

184:04

say that as someone who hasn't done it

184:06

before, but uh uh by the way, any plans

184:08

to play Enshrouded at some point further

184:10

in development? Yeah. uh Selenica might

184:12

that that we're going to continue to

184:13

play Enshrouded every every time there's

184:15

a content update. I know sometimes they

184:17

had quality of life updates or maybe new

184:19

cosmetic updates, but me personally, I

184:22

would probably jump back in once there's

184:23

an actual expansion to the to the player

184:25

map and you know there's the new boss,

184:27

you know, that they had in the last

184:28

expansion. So, uh typically um we will

184:31

we will jump back into Enshrouded. You

184:33

can see I even still have a wallpaper

184:35

for it. Uh we're just waiting for the

184:36

next big uh content drop. But uh I like

184:39

how the last drop actually had the first

184:41

real boss of the game. You know, a lot

184:42

of those like mini bosses were pretty

184:44

good, but yeah, they actually have a

184:45

real boss in Enshrouded now. So that was

184:48

fun. Yeah, looking forward to

184:50

it. Probably is hopefully just steam

184:53

command. Okay. Uh gotcha. Yeah, I I'll

184:55

send you some information if you're not

184:57

able to find

184:58

it. I don't think you would get any

185:00

unemployment because you only get that

185:02

if you if your company let you go

185:04

without firing you, like being laid off.

185:07

Your previous company pays the

185:09

government, then the government pays

185:10

you. At least it was like that when I

185:11

did it 25 years ago. Yeah. How does that

185:13

work if you're self-employed? And then

185:16

say say like you run your own business

185:17

and unfortunately it just doesn't work

185:19

out. Oh, this isn't my ship. And it just

185:21

doesn't work out. So would you could you

185:24

qualify for unemployment or would you

185:26

just need like financial assistance? Cuz

185:28

I mean look, we pay into that. That's

185:30

part of what our taxes pay into uh is is

185:33

that system. So, you know, it's I

185:37

wonder. Yeah, I wonder what I'd have to

185:38

do to qualify for I'm not saying I need

185:39

it anytime now. I do okay on Twitch, but

185:42

I'm just curious. Just curious. Wonder

185:43

how that would

185:47

work. I think you would be looking more

185:49

into welfare. Ah, would it be welfare? I

185:53

don't know. Yeah, man. I I don't like I

185:56

said, I don't actually need to know

185:57

right now. I'm just curious more than

186:00

anything. Second Lieutenant Richard, the

186:02

new Twitch channel where you've demoted

186:03

yourself. Yeah, I'll have to struggle

186:05

even harder. Uh, I guess I'm guessing if

186:07

you're officially self-employed and

186:08

registered and pay the taxes and fees,

186:10

it should work the same. Yeah, cuz

186:12

you're right. Doesn't your your previous

186:14

employer pays part of your unemployment,

186:16

don't

186:18

they? Self-employment assistance

186:20

program. Uh, SEEP offers aid to

186:22

self-employed individuals in certain

186:24

states, though Florida does not

186:25

currently participate in this program.

186:27

Oh, yeah. Well, I guess I really am. So,

186:30

so Chad, hook a brother up and don't

186:33

unsub. Whatever you don't

186:35

unsub. Look, I may be older and dumber

186:38

now, but look, I Your sub means a lot to

186:40

me for reasons. For Florida reasons.

186:44

Look, man, I pay

186:46

$421 a month in health

186:49

insurance. That's a lot, man. Okay. All

186:51

right. Um, let's take a look at the list

186:54

now. Okay. Reach the first rende poop.

186:59

Oh, Stingy didn't get five subs. Yeah,

187:02

just

187:03

saying. All right. Well, there we go.

187:05

There is

187:10

that. All righty. You're coming out of

187:13

the walls, man.

187:18

Oh, look. I I'm I'm doing okay. Please,

187:20

please. I uh I was just I'm just think

187:22

just curious, you know, making

187:24

conversation cuz I don't know. I've

187:26

never I've never actually filed for

187:28

unemployment before. I've I've been

187:29

unemployed. Oh, there we go. You reached

187:31

our sub goal for today. Yeah. Thank

187:33

Yeah. Thank you for keeping this uh

187:34

bearded jerkface uh uh gainfully

187:38

employed sort of. I don't know.

187:40

Streaming is the fun part. It's

187:41

everything you have to do between

187:42

streams that's

187:46

difficult. Uh so what does the 430 bucks

187:49

cover? Next to nothing. Yeah, just

187:51

pretty much nothing. Yazbo, like I say

187:53

that, but uh pirate because it's like

187:57

when I when I was in the emergency room

187:59

last September, um getting what was it?

188:02

Getting getting an emergency room visit,

188:05

uh a blood test, uh a a an a sonogram, I

188:09

think it's called, or ultrasound, and

188:11

then an MRI, and then plus a

188:13

colonoscopy. Uh it was

188:16

$45,000 for all of that. About $45,000,

188:20

I want to say. And I was responsible

188:23

for about three grand of that I I think.

188:27

Yeah, I think about three grand maybe.

188:30

So yeah, that's because the health care

188:31

system in the United States is very very

188:33

very broken. It's it's a for-profit

188:35

health care system. So it's yeah, it's

188:37

just the the hospitals overcharge uh the

188:40

insurance companies. The insurance

188:41

companies overcharge the end users uh I

188:44

say end user uh the customers I guess

188:46

you could say. So it's it's a very very

188:48

broken system financially. So that's

188:50

why, like I said, my insurance, which is

188:53

probably universally not that bad, you

188:55

know, about 420 something bucks a

188:58

month just it's very expensive. It's

189:01

like, yeah, don't don't get injured or

189:03

get sick in this country, especially if

189:04

you're coming here to visit because it's

189:06

very very bad

189:10

here. I think it was like 44 44 or

189:13

$45,000

189:14

uh just for one one healthcare incident.

189:20

Barely covers the bum.

189:24

Yes.

189:26

Shy. So, yeah, like I said, that's Yeah,

189:28

about four, let's say I paid 425 a

189:30

month. Even beyond the 425, I still had

189:33

to pay about three grand for all of that

189:36

stuff. So, just unbelievable.

189:38

Unbelievable. Yeah, it's it's a it's a

189:40

pay to live system. Hey, you can't

189:43

afford to live, then you going to die.

189:45

You're gonna die in America. Mhm.

189:49

They let people die here if it's not

189:50

profitable. That's how America works.

189:55

Yeah. Same stuff in Iceland would set

189:57

you back maybe 300. Yeah. And that's why

189:59

some people they quite literally go get

190:01

healthcare in different countries like

190:03

Canada or Mexico or Iceland. Uh just

190:06

because it's so insanely expensive here.

190:08

That's it's due to unchecked uh

190:11

unchecked

190:12

capitalism for the healthcare industry.

190:20

Yeah, dying is very expensive.

190:23

Yes. Like how there's absolutely nothing

190:25

here. Just

190:31

nothing. Yeah.

190:35

I've seen what what god was it the

190:37

European Union or something that they

190:39

they had to warn travelers about

190:41

traveling to the US about having you

190:42

know uh a backup plan for healthcare

190:45

because they they attributed uh

190:47

America's health care system to being

190:48

similar to like a third world country's

190:50

health care system as far as the

190:52

likelihood that you're going to die.

190:56

So

190:58

corporatism Yeah. It's just it's it's

191:00

just a forprofit a for-profit health

191:02

care system. So it's just yeah either

191:04

have money or you have uh death. Pick

191:08

one. Okay. So we are

191:12

here. And I wish I was exaggerating. I

191:14

really do wish I was exaggerating, but

191:17

you going to die if you come here.

191:21

Mhm. All right, let's see. Ah, here it

191:23

is. There it

191:27

goes. When I was growing up, I was a

191:30

military dependent. Oh, what the heck? I

191:32

did I run out of Starship fuel?

191:36

Oh, I did.

191:38

Yeah, I was a military independent, so

191:39

the military took care of all the

191:40

healthc care stuff, but once you get to

191:42

a certain age, 21, you're no longer

191:45

eligible for your parents uh military

191:47

healthcare anymore.

191:51

So, yeah, Texas is currently

191:53

experiencing a bad measles outbreak.

191:55

Yeah. Yeah, it's funny how that happens

191:57

when people don't get vaccinated. H

191:59

wonder if there's any correlation there.

192:01

Yeah, I'm not saying there is. I'm not

192:03

saying there isn't, but there

192:05

is. It's almost like vaccines exist for

192:08

a

192:11

reason. Let's see. Where is this uh

192:16

business? Maybe it's like over

192:20

here. Usually there's some kind of big

192:24

uh Oh, they call that the Endershire.

192:27

Interesting.

192:31

[Music]

192:32

Let's see. So,

192:36

where there's usually there's usually

192:38

like a tower or something that you can

192:40

land

192:42

on.

192:44

Uh my favorite UN story is that every

192:47

nation in the UN except the US declared

192:48

that food is a necessity. Yeah. Not when

192:51

there's money to be made. Ultimate

192:53

badass.

192:56

Army. Feels

192:59

like rendevu one. Yeah, there's normally

193:03

like a big tower or something or at

193:04

least like a like a

193:06

teleporter. Heard about that guy that

193:08

got bit by a deadly poisonous snake. He

193:10

survived the bite but got stuck with a

193:12

four was it $4.2 million bill. Yeah, I

193:15

mean if you don't have health insurance,

193:16

you know, you try to declare bankruptcy

193:19

at that point, but they'd probably still

193:20

come after you.

193:24

I just sneezed Odin off my chest and he

193:26

came back to bite me in the

193:28

leg. There's That's a good

193:32

kitty. All right. Well, ch Wait,

193:36

maybe I don't know. Maybe it's this

193:38

thing over

193:41

here. I'm looking for the rendevous

193:46

point. Nope, not this expedition. Okay.

193:49

Well, I guess uh guess we'll just land

193:52

and see where we need to

193:56

go. Come on, land. Land, you fiend.

194:00

Land. There it

194:03

goes.

194:05

Uh, okay. Mad Buddha. Sounds like a

194:07

plan. Yeah, I doubt I'll be able to

194:09

finish this today. I mean, I'd probably

194:10

not anyways, but

194:12

uh the plan is uh if things go well, we

194:16

will we will begin our return to return

194:18

to Moria next week.

194:22

What happens if you don't pay those

194:23

bills? Like they can't take uh the care

194:25

that you received back. Um yeah, but

194:28

they they'll do what's called uh garnish

194:30

your wages. uh where they basically they

194:33

work it out where part of your pay um

194:35

basically as much of your pay as if

194:37

you're employed as much of your pay as

194:39

they can take legally they will uh to

194:42

pay back the bills and things but at

194:44

that point yeah I mean if you if you owe

194:46

like 4 million and you know you can't

194:48

afford it you just declare bankruptcy at

194:49

that point just say it's like yeah you

194:52

you are literally financially destitute

194:54

and you just there's there's there's no

194:56

way they're going to get their money

194:57

back but yeah they'll they'll garnish

194:58

your wages it goes to what's called

195:00

collections

195:01

and uh collections people will hound you

195:03

until you die uh to get money from you.

195:05

But uh at that point, yeah, if you

195:07

declare bankruptcy and at that point,

195:09

you go through bankruptcy proceedings

195:11

and uh have to work out how much you can

195:13

actually pay uh and then well,

195:16

effectively you wouldn't owe the rest of

195:17

the money. I don't know. I I'm not a

195:19

financial adviser. I've never declared

195:20

bankruptcy myself. But uh I think that's

195:23

effectively the gist of it. It's like

195:25

yeah, you are financially just uh what

195:28

do they call it? insolvent. I want to

195:29

say I broke my hand in December and it

195:32

cost me 2387. This includes rehab. Jeez,

195:35

Matt, I didn't know you broke your hand.

195:37

Fapping too hard. What? I didn't know

195:40

you broke your hand. When did that

195:44

happen?

195:46

Uh, bankruptcy doesn't cover medical

195:49

debt anymore, just like student debt.

195:50

Really? When did that change? Cuz Yeah,

195:52

I thought I thought it did actually.

195:56

Yeah, that's basically if if you've got

195:59

uh if you owe people money and you stop

196:01

paying it, it goes to collections, but

196:03

then they can sue you. Uh and what

196:06

ultimately happens is like it's like,

196:07

"Yeah, there's no way I can pay back 4

196:08

million." They're like, "Okay, well, you

196:09

can pay us at least like 37% of your

196:12

paycheck and still not like basically

196:14

starve to death." So, for the most part,

196:17

yeah, they they just it's called

196:18

garnishing uh your wages or garnished

196:20

wages. They just they they take up a

196:23

portion of your paycheck because, you

196:25

know, they they they want their money.

196:29

Yeah. Uh let's see.

196:32

Oh, medical debt is not included in

196:34

collections. It's a new rule, I think,

196:36

for a few years now. Oh, interesting. Uh

196:38

you know, I pay my bills. I actually

196:40

don't have any debt right now, so that's

196:41

nice. Uh so, yeah, I was in debt for a

196:45

while. I kind of ran out my credit

196:47

cards. I think I had like 12 grand or 14

196:49

grand in credit card debt. And then I

196:51

finally, you know, dug myself out of

196:53

that hole, so to speak. And ever since

196:55

then, I've tried to keep a a minimal, if

196:57

not zero, balance on everything. So, I

196:59

don't I don't I don't let anything go

197:01

past 30 days if I can help it. And I try

197:04

not to get myself into a situation where

197:06

I have to pay uh keep paying past 30

197:08

days except for like say like buying a

197:10

car.

197:12

Okay, this seems like a nice place other

197:15

than the fact that it's filled with

197:18

creatures. A save

197:20

beacon. Wait, is that is that my save

197:25

beacon? Trying to find this

197:27

rendevous. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I'

197:30

I've never never filed for bankruptcy. I

197:32

can't say I've ever done unemployment.

197:35

Um, I did want learn one valuable lesson

197:37

though, uh, about the whole unemployment

197:39

thing is that I had a company one time

197:41

that laid me off. Um, and they kept me

197:44

at their corporate headquarters uh,

197:46

while they were trying to place me in

197:47

another place. It's just, you know, the

197:48

the office that I worked in was

197:49

downsizing, but they didn't want to lose

197:51

me as an employee. Uh, so they're like,

197:53

"Okay, you know, we'll just keep you

197:55

here at the office. You can just bill

197:56

hourly. It'll be part of our overhead."

197:58

And after 2 weeks, they're like, "Yeah,

198:00

sorry. We just can't place you. We

198:01

couldn't find another gig." And I was

198:03

like, "Okay, well, you know, I guess I'm

198:04

getting laid off." They're like, "Yeah,

198:06

yeah. By the way, we need you to sign,

198:08

uh, all of your exit paperwork." And one

198:10

of the paperwork, uh, one of the papers,

198:12

I was I was young at the time, didn't

198:13

know any better. Uh, it was a voluntary

198:15

termination form. And I just, I didn't

198:17

think anything of it. It's like, you

198:18

know, I was, you know, a contracting

198:20

job. So, I filled out all of the uh the

198:22

paperwork and one of them was a

198:23

voluntary termination form. And they

198:25

just were like, "No, no, that's that's

198:27

just a standard form." It was a standard

198:28

form for them to get out of having to

198:30

pay me unemployment. So yeah, because if

198:33

it was a voluntary termination, aka I

198:35

agreed to quit based on that form, they

198:37

were not liable for unemployment

198:39

payments. And I was like, "Wow, wow, we

198:44

just Yeah, they just kind of weasled

198:45

that in because I didn't know what it

198:47

meant. They're just like, no, no, it's

198:48

just standard exit paperwork." So yeah,

198:50

if you ever get laid off and they give

198:52

you anything anything that basically

198:54

says voluntary termination or agreed

198:58

upon uh you know splitting of uh

199:00

companies and yourself or whatever. Uh

199:03

yeah, never sign that because it

199:04

basically gets them out of having to pay

199:05

your

199:06

unemployment. And I and then I actually

199:09

I think I tried to apply for

199:10

unemployment and that's when I found out

199:11

I wasn't eligible because I signed a

199:13

voluntary termination form. These things

199:16

are kind of cute, aren't they? Look at

199:17

this.

199:20

H. So that's a that's a lesson. That's a

199:23

life lesson you only learn once. Cuz

199:25

Yeah. My goodness. They they got me with

199:27

that

199:32

one. They tricked you so you can't sue

199:34

them since you didn't know what you

199:35

signed. Yeah. I mean, I got another job

199:37

pretty quick anyways. I worked on it.

199:38

But uh yeah, that was just one of those

199:41

things that uh I found out the hard way

199:43

cuz yeah, you're you're not required to

199:45

sign that form. I I looked into all this

199:47

stuff later. It's like, yeah, I wasn't

199:48

actually required to sign that form for

199:50

any reason. It was just so they could

199:52

uh, you know, get out of having to pay

199:54

unemployment. So that way it's like to

199:56

them I wasn't laid off. I quit, but I

199:58

was I was absolutely laid off. So yeah,

200:01

it was it was as you know, one of these

200:02

big like, you know, military contracting

200:04

companies and just

200:08

unscrupulous. Like I said, I you know,

200:10

didn't actually want to leave, but

200:11

office was

200:15

downsizing. Uh, in Germany is the same.

200:17

If you quit yourself, you don't get

200:18

social payments for three months. Yeah.

200:20

Yeah. I think I I think I actually

200:22

looked into getting unemployment then

200:24

found out I was

200:25

ineligible. But like I said, that's a

200:28

lesson you learn once once in life and

200:29

then never again. And now hopefully if

200:32

you ever run into that yourself, you'll

200:33

be like, "Hey, there was this uh this

200:35

awful [ __ ] on the internet that said

200:37

don't fall for that, so I'm not going

200:38

to."

200:40

Yes, you know that that one guy

200:45

uh partially Manchu if I if I if I

200:47

understand the process correctly cuz I

200:49

had another I had another job uh it was

200:52

a fast food job. They said the same

200:53

thing. The manager said he's like yeah

200:55

if you try to file for unemployment you

200:57

know just don't I'll I'll fight you in

200:58

court over it. It's like what dude I'm

201:00

like 18. I don't know what I'm

201:03

doing. Uh let's see what are they going

201:06

to do if you don't sign fire. Exactly. I

201:08

mean, that's just it, you know, that's

201:09

it was such a gotcha kind of thing where

201:11

it's like, no, no, they they put it in.

201:12

It's like, okay, you know, you agree not

201:13

to, you know, sell company secrets. You

201:15

agree not to talk about stuff that was

201:17

secret at your work, blah, blah, blah.

201:19

Involuntary termination form, you know,

201:22

and then a little bit more exit

201:23

paperwork and blah blah blah. So, just

201:27

something to learn. Something to learn.

201:29

Oh. Oh, god. Oh, no. Take a photo at the

201:31

first rendevous. Crap. Damn it. I forgot

201:34

about that one. Shine box.

201:37

Yeah, it's something you only fall for

201:39

it

201:40

once. Yep. Yep. Only once and then never

201:46

again. Dang. Crap. I got I had to take a

201:48

photo at the rendevous place.

201:53

[Music]

201:56

I should make some life support

201:57

gels. Crap. Where was that beacon

202:02

at? Oh no. Oh no. Am I going to be able

202:05

to find it? You know, it's funny because

202:06

usually people put a lot of those uh you

202:08

know, those chat box things or whatever

202:10

they

202:11

are. Just take a picture. All righty.

202:14

Let's do this. Um

202:18

see, okay, here we go, chat. What do you

202:21

think about this? All right. The great

202:23

green

202:25

beyond

202:27

this. Okay, good. All right, good. That

202:30

counted. That counted. Cheese.

202:33

I find that such a sad state of affairs

202:35

that people that really need medical

202:36

treatment can't get it because you

202:38

nearly need to beat Jeff Bezos or Elon

202:40

Musk to pay for here in Europe regular

202:42

operations. Yeah, I mean that's I'm I'm

202:46

a firstirhand account of how terrible

202:47

the US health care system

202:50

is. You buy health insurance and end up

202:52

still paying thousands of dollars. It's

202:55

because the uh health insurance or the

202:57

hospital systems way overcharge for

202:59

their services. Like I said, I was in an

203:01

emergency room for six hours and that

203:03

racked up tens of thousands of dollars

203:05

in medical bills. Six

203:07

hours. Six hours,

203:10

man. 40

203:12

grand.

203:16

Unbelievable. That's right, Yazbo. Yeah.

203:19

Second to none.

203:22

Yeah. Maybe like two or three less bombs

203:26

and Yeah, that means two or three less

203:28

dead people.

203:39

[Music]

203:43

ah well it is what it is. No one lives

203:46

forever. At least not yet. Not yet. All

203:50

right, let's do this. Okay, so now

203:52

collect reward. Supreme movement system

203:54

upgrade inventory slots base computer

203:57

plans. That sounds like a plus.

203:59

Let's do this guy. Upgrade

204:05

complete. You know, you don't have to

204:06

use those inventory slots if you don't

204:08

want to. You can actually uh just save

204:10

them for your main

204:13

game. Got to nuke the whales. Yeah.

204:16

Sweet. All right. Uh now, let's do this.

204:18

We were done officially with phase

204:26

Juan. But then how would Lockheed Martin

204:29

make an extra billion dollars? Think of

204:30

the rich people cap. I may or may not

204:32

have worked for that

204:35

company. True

204:37

story. Uh Reaver says, "I stopped

204:39

counting after 400 years." Yeah, it

204:40

probably just gets old after a while,

204:42

doesn't it? What's this? We are now

204:44

entering the Chalupa Nebula.

204:49

inventory [ __ ] Okay. All right. So,

204:52

here we

204:54

go. All right. So, we're going to

204:56

supercharge this S tier

204:58

upgrade. So, this will give me a bonus

205:00

to analysis

205:04

uh to anal

205:06

Isis. All right. So, yeah. So, that'll

205:08

give me So, yeah, plus 8,000. So, I'm

205:11

going to need that. I'm actually going

205:12

to need that for scanning a creature and

205:14

getting 90,000 uh

205:22

units.

205:24

Okay. All right. So, let's do

205:28

this. All right. There we go. Chat.

205:30

Phase one is done. Good job,

205:33

me. Since I'm retired and over 65, my

205:36

health coverage has expanded. Basically

205:38

paying a couple of dollars for my meds

205:39

over the course of a year. Nothing for

205:40

my visits to the doctor and nothing for

205:42

anytime I go to the hospital. Do you

205:44

need a new son? Is Is there any way I

205:47

could be declared a

205:52

dependent? Jeez. Butt's sake. All right,

205:55

here we go. So, let's do this. We are

205:56

now headed to rendevu

206:00

2. All right, so let's go to phase two.

206:03

All right. So, I have to cook my own

206:05

food, deploy a nutrient ingesture, um,

206:07

install starship aqua jets, reach the

206:10

second rendevous. So, it seems like I

206:12

could probably kind of knock this out

206:14

very, very quickly. Uh, except for the

206:17

Aqua Jets, but uh, let's do this. Yeah,

206:19

we're going to go ahead and try to see

206:20

if we can make it over to the second

206:24

rendevous. Can I poo at your

206:27

rendevous? Let's do this. All right,

206:30

we're going to

206:33

warp. If I have if I if I could get

206:35

maybe a um a hyperdrive upgrade or like

206:38

a you know something that can increase

206:40

the distance that would make this uh a

206:42

little a little easier.

206:46

Ah crap nuts. Hold

206:54

on. It's funny. That was Pirate King

206:57

Loomer. actually used to work with a

206:59

guy. His name was

207:04

Loomer.

207:07

Okay. All right. Got to stay on target

207:12

here. Stay on target. Missiles away.

207:16

Rockets, I should

207:18

say. So, I'm dog fighting in a in a low

207:21

tier hauler right now. Stranger things

207:23

have happened.

207:26

Got to make sure not to shoot the

207:31

friendlies. Missiles. Oh, don't need to

207:33

switch to missiles. Hold

207:35

on. Oh [ __ ] I hit a friendly by

207:38

mistake. Hope they don't count that

207:39

against

207:47

me. There we go. Toasted that guy. I

207:49

love I love the the the combo of a main

207:52

weapon plus a rocket

207:54

pods. I just I've always liked that

207:56

combo. Usually with the infr knife, but

207:59

I'll take whatever I can

208:04

get. Stay on target. Here we go. Boom.

208:08

Scratch one piratey bad guy. Boom.

208:14

All right. Emergency comms

208:15

established. I'm being hailed. Zod and

208:18

Logan Tikes. All right. All right. The

208:22

life form, who must be the captain of

208:23

this raider, looks greatly relieved.

208:24

They gesture as if to welcome me aboard

208:26

their

208:27

vessel. Nuclear Wessle. All right.

208:31

Navigational data received. Let's see

208:33

how ugly this freighter is. Uh, let's

208:37

see. All right. Where is

208:40

it? Oh, actually, hold

208:44

on. Okay, chat. So, look at this

208:48

guy. Ah, you know, I kind of like it.

208:51

It's probably going to be a C-class, but

208:53

uh actually, I kind of Hey, I kind of

208:55

like the way this looks. You're going to

208:57

love the way you look. I guarantee it.

209:00

Uh yeah. Okay, cool. Hey, I you know

209:03

what? I actually kind of like it. It's

209:05

probably a C-class, but it is going to

209:06

be a free freighter, so that's

209:10

nice. Yeah, I kind of like it. I'll have

209:13

to let somebody name my freighter, too.

209:24

That looks like a steampunk butt plug.

209:26

It's a heck of a

209:28

description. Can you transfer a

209:29

freighter from the expedition to a

209:31

normal save? Unfortunately, no. There

209:33

you can you can actually technically

209:35

sort of do it using a save editor. Um

209:38

but uh but there's no way to

209:40

legitimately do it. Yeah. So, uh, but if

209:42

you have a save editor, you can bring up

209:44

your expedition, uh, basically your

209:47

expedition game. You can get the hex

209:48

code for your specific freighter, and

209:50

then when you go back to your main save,

209:52

you can, uh, uh, basically replace the,

209:55

uh, the hex code of your current

209:57

freighter with the one from the

209:58

expedition. And that would be a way to

209:59

get this specific freighter. Uh, but,

210:02

uh, there's I don't think there's any

210:03

other way to do it other than

210:05

that. You're going to love the way you

210:07

shill. I guarantee it. Or the way I

210:09

shill.

210:11

Yeah. So this guy Yeah. This guy is

210:23

likeing. The alien barks a loud battle

210:25

cry as I approach, celebrating our

210:27

victory. I hope. They gesture towards

210:30

the control panel of their freighter as

210:31

if to suggest I take

210:33

command. He's got a tie-dye butt plug

210:36

for a head. Let's inspect this

210:37

freighter. All right. Come on, S-class.

210:40

Come on. S-class. And oh, well, it's a

210:44

B-class. Hey, we didn't get a C-class,

210:46

chat. That's better than

210:49

nothing. All right. Well, yeah, we're

210:50

going to claim it cuz considering I

210:52

don't have one.

210:54

So, I mean, it's definitely not the

210:57

prettiest freighter, but I kind of like

210:58

it. Kind of looks weird. I don't think

211:00

I've ever had a freighter that looked

211:01

like this before. I've seen them, but

211:03

I've never had

211:05

one. Get some cocaine.

211:10

All right, play him. All right, so there

211:12

you go. I have acquired a freighter. So

211:14

that is nice because now I will have a

211:16

little bit of extra storage room. Plus,

211:19

it comes with some uh some stuff like

211:20

some tridium and some chromatic metal

211:22

and gold and

211:23

stuff. Okay, so let's do this. We are

211:26

going to install this bad

211:28

boy. Let's

211:31

see. Like that guy's

211:34

like, okay,

211:36

so let's do this. We'll take the

211:38

tridium, put it on my starship. We'll

211:40

take the

211:42

uh I guess I sold all my gold already.

211:45

We got a suspicious

211:46

packet. Uh band pulse spitter upgrade.

211:50

Ooh, is that what my multi-tool has? Is

211:51

the No, I have a bolt caster. So, what I

211:53

can do is um I can sell this for 384

211:57

nanites because I'm not using a pulse

211:59

spitter at the

212:00

moment. Let's see. Let's go ahead and

212:02

install this.

212:07

Uh, put that

212:08

there. I like

212:11

her. Zug zug. Sorry, wrong game. Okay,

212:15

this was uh plus 19% to solar power

212:17

panel and 23% to life support

212:20

tanks. I like it was

212:23

like sounds like uh something like it

212:25

sounds like one of the enemies from

212:27

[Music]

212:29

Halo. You know, you know those guys. You

212:32

know what I'm talking about? from

212:34

Halo or the Covenant Forces, I think

212:37

they were

212:38

[Laughter]

212:40

called. Always sounded

212:42

fun. Yeah, so that was spot on. Yeah,

212:45

thank

212:46

you. All

212:51

right. I missed my

212:54

calling. Okay. Well, um yeah. So, there

212:57

was that. We now have Oh, uh let's do

212:58

this chat. 3 2 1 Uh, somebody's got to

213:01

name my freighter. So, let's reset and

213:04

boom. All right, we're on this for just

213:05

a couple minutes. If you would like a

213:06

shot at renaming my freighter into

213:08

whatever you want. Kind of looks like a

213:10

flying garbage can. Or like if if like

213:12

R2-D2 was scaled up and became a

213:15

spaceship. That was Captain Sexy Time

213:18

Boys 2. Uh-huh. Uhhuh. All right. Yeah,

213:20

cuz right now it's called the DSA Sushi

213:22

Hashi. Sushi

213:24

Hashit. It's Hashit. All right. Yeah,

213:28

it's very Yeah, it looks like an

213:29

industrial ship. It's all rusty on the

213:30

outside. I could I could color it. It

213:32

would cost me like 5,000 nanites, but I

213:34

could color

213:36

it. It's brutal that they charge 5,000

213:39

nanites here. You You want to see? Hold

213:41

on. Let's go

213:43

here. All right. Customize appearance.

213:47

Yeah. See, it is uh all these colors are

213:49

are locked. And if I'm not mistaken,

213:52

it's uh it's 5,000 nanites per color.

213:55

So, let's go base parts and upgrades. Uh

213:59

yeah. So, yeah. There's there's

214:01

freighter recoloring. It's 5,000

214:03

nanites, not not units or or credits.

214:05

It's 5,000 nanites per color. So, is it

214:08

5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50,000 nanites

214:13

to unlock all the

214:15

colors. It's brutal. I only ever

214:18

unlocked orange on my on my main

214:20

playthrough. All right, let's do this.

214:21

Richardbot. Yep, there's Richardbot. And

214:23

the winner is Boom. Uh Bane Bane Sturge,

214:27

what do you want to name my freighter?

214:29

Again, this will just be the freighter

214:30

that I use for the expedition, but

214:32

it'll, you know, it'll be

214:33

fun for the most

214:37

part. So, Bane, what do you want to name

214:39

this frighter? It's my freighter. There

214:42

are many like it, but this one is

214:44

mine. The hole looks like Court and

214:47

Steel. Me? Yeah. B. All right. So, we're

214:50

naming it me. Yeah, it's me. So, thank

214:55

you for the name, Bane. Oh, the SCS

214:57

garbage can. Okay, fair enough. Uh,

215:00

SCES. SCES. Is that Is that the Is that

215:03

the British designation? Is we in the

215:06

United States we use USS? Is that Iss uh

215:10

the SC Oh, hold on. I got it backwards

215:12

here. Caps lock garbage. What the hell?

215:15

Caps lock keys getting stuck. Uh,

215:18

garbage can. Yeah, SES. What is What is

215:22

SCES? Oh, no. HMS is British. What is

215:26

SES then? Is that like Swedish extra

215:29

sexy

215:32

ship? Yeah. Yeah. It's like his his

215:35

majesty's

215:36

[Music]

215:40

ship. Oh, super. Oh, super earth. Oh,

215:45

yeah. I really got to get a sound clip

215:48

of that so I can play it when people

215:49

bring up uh hell

215:53

divers. Hell dippers. Okay. Okay, let's

215:57

get off this uh this boat

216:01

here.

216:03

Okay, actually if I make a warp hyper

216:07

core, what's got a longer jump? Oh,

216:10

yeah. This the jump range of this thing

216:11

is

216:14

abysmal. Well, it's

216:17

actually Yeah, hyperdrive range for

216:20

freighters usually should be like, you

216:21

know, 3,000 at least, but this one is

216:23

very very low because it doesn't have

216:24

any upgrades at the moment. And I don't

216:27

have any I don't have any fuel for the

216:32

hyperdrive. Hyper hop. Yeah, we're going

216:34

to take a hyper skipping a

216:39

jump or super earth or in my case, super

216:46

derp. Now, why is it it keeps wanting me

216:49

to go manage fleet? Why does it want me

216:51

to manage the

216:52

fleet? Hold on. Yeah, why is it

216:57

manage

216:59

fleet. Okay, so it's got one industrial

217:01

Yeah, I guess it's an industrial style

217:04

freighter.

217:07

Okay. And it's Starship archive, which I

217:11

don't

217:12

need. That's weird. Why does it still

217:15

Oh, it's Oh, because this guy wants me

217:17

to talk to him. Oh,

217:19

yeah. Yeah. So, this guy, he says, "Ra,

217:22

interloper, captain. Our ship lacks a

217:25

fleet command room. We cannot possibly

217:27

dispatch expeditions in this state. Bra.

217:32

That guy sounds like he gargles brillow

217:34

pads for fun. Has prepared an expedition

217:37

for my fleet, but I'm afraid it lacks

217:39

the fleet command room. Ah, okay. So,

217:41

that's basically just yelling at me that

217:42

I need to make a command room, which I

217:44

don't actually need to

217:47

make. Interloper.

217:52

But man, why can't we have jetpacks and

217:54

have them be

217:55

affordable? Move the hyperdrive to the

217:58

super slot. Uh, but I don't Let's see.

218:02

Cuz Yeah, maybe here. Yeah, it goes from

218:05

All right, here we go. It goes from 116

218:06

to 145. Nice. Really should be like

218:13

2,000. Uh, let's see. Okay, so we need

218:15

to reach the second

218:17

rendevous. That's probably going to be

218:19

easier with my my little ship as opposed

218:20

to my big one.

218:23

Phantom, I am doing the uh I'm doing the

218:25

expedition for No Man's Sky, Expedition

218:27

17, Titan, because I hadn't done it yet.

218:30

So, we're just going to go ahead and do

218:32

this before it ends. It ends in about

218:35

two weeks, I want to say. Hyperdrive has

218:37

no fuel.

218:39

Crapnuts. Crapnuts, I

218:41

say. The worst kind of

218:43

nuts. Okay, so um here we go. Warp Hyper

218:48

Core Blarge

218:51

and Bans Life support

218:54

module. Bam. All right, let's do this.

218:57

We're going to move this here and this

218:59

here. This

219:01

shme.

219:04

And there we go. Sorry, I just had to

219:07

move some of my modules around to make

219:08

the best use of the supercharge

219:11

slots. Okay. All right. Here we

219:14

go. Three. God. What I should do is I

219:17

should go to the space station. How

219:18

many? Actually, hold on. How many N Hold

219:21

on. I'm choking to death.

219:27

Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's do this.

219:29

Uh, let me go to the space station. See

219:31

if I can get a hyperdrive

219:35

upgrade. So, Oh, no. But this one, yeah,

219:38

this is an abandoned station. So, yep,

219:40

we're not going to find anything useful

219:43

there. Yeah, don't choke. It's

219:46

expensive. Darn right. All right, here

219:47

we

219:49

go. It's just because that Yeah, this

219:51

ship has no basically no hyperdrive

219:53

range. I'm going to chew up a lot of

219:54

hyper hyperdrive

220:03

fuel. Okay, let's

220:06

see. All right, let's stop off at this

220:09

space station. It's pretty

220:11

close. Stop off at the space station.

220:14

See if I can get a hyperdrive

220:17

upgrade so we can save on warp fuel

220:20

because we're kind of draining our warp

220:22

fuel quite

220:25

quickly. This game is neat, isn't

220:27

it? Playing this game for what almost

220:31

nine years and just never gets old.

220:34

Never gets old. Of course, now that

220:37

we've played split fiction, it kind of

220:38

feels like we should have uh some sci-fi

220:40

stuff and then some fantasy stuff,

220:42

right?

220:46

Okay, going to get another backpack

220:48

upgrade here. Uh 35 grand. Sure, why

220:51

not? All right, so uh let's see. We need

220:55

spaceship

220:59

upgrades. Yep, it's this

221:01

guy.

221:05

Okay. All right. Purchase upgrade

221:07

modules. Let's do that. Okay, so I got

221:10

1100 nanites. Uh these are

221:14

reactors. Those are for building your

221:16

own ships. The the class of reactor you

221:19

buy is what uh uh is is Wow, man.

221:23

S-class is 12,000 now. Didn't that used

221:24

to be cheaper? 12,000 is a lot, but

221:27

that's it's a way whatever uh if you're

221:29

building a ship, whatever class of

221:30

reactor you buy is what is what makes

221:32

the class of the ship. So, let's see.

221:36

Okay. Hyperdrive module. That's

221:39

75. Let's see. launch

221:42

thrusters, Starship

221:45

shields. Okay, here we go. So, we got uh

221:48

we've

221:49

got three three potential hyperdrive

221:52

upgrades. So, let's do let's buy this

221:55

one, this oneceived

221:59

and let's buy the crap tier one.

222:04

Okay, so this should be a pretty decent

222:06

upgrade for the hyperdrive.

222:09

Okay.

222:11

So, all right. Starship, Starship, then

222:14

Starship. Oh, wait, wait. That's And

222:16

wait, wait, hold on. I have a Damn. I

222:18

have a module uh a module to sell. You

222:21

can always play KCD2 again when the

222:23

update drops. I swear I would Well,

222:25

yeah. I mean, if um I if they have the

222:27

DLC when that comes out, I might

222:29

actually Yeah, I might actually stream

222:30

that. All right, let's sell. Um see,

222:35

yeah, suspicious pulse spitter module.

222:37

I'm not going to use the pulse spitter.

222:38

So, there we go. So, I got 377 nanites

222:41

back, was

222:42

it? Hill Games have done a very good job

222:44

on keeping this game alive compared to

222:46

some other game publishers. Yeah, I

222:47

mean, they've had, I think, uh, over 30

222:49

updates for the game and they've all

222:51

been free. Some of them are basically

222:53

DLCs and they're just not charging for

222:55

them. Weapons on supercharge slot is a

222:58

consensus, right? Uh, yes. Um, for other

223:00

modules, you really kind of have to play

223:02

around. So, like my hyperdrive range is

223:05

113. So, let's see. Do I have any other

223:08

exposed uh hyperdrive slots or

223:12

supercharge slots? It doesn't actually

223:13

doesn't look like I do. Ooh.

223:17

Ew. That's no

223:19

good. So, right now, the only hyperdrive

223:23

slot that I have un unccorked is this

223:26

one, and that's for my weapons. Uh, so

223:29

my DPS goes down to 1565 if I don't if I

223:33

don't supercharge it. All right, let's

223:36

try to let's try to see if I can

223:37

increase my hyperdrive range without

223:41

um uh let's see. Oh crap, I already had

223:45

one upgrade in here. Damn, I didn't know

223:46

that. Uh let's see. Oh, that's the

223:49

Atlantic drive. No, that shouldn't count

223:50

against us. All right, so let's do

223:52

this. Okay. All right, so right now

223:55

we're at uh 113. So let's do this guy

224:00

and this guy and this guy. Yeah, I need

224:03

to I need to unlock some slots for my my

224:05

ship, but they're very very expensive.

224:08

Um, so let's do this. So now my

224:09

hyperdrive range is uh 612. So that's

224:12

pretty

224:14

good. Let's see if maybe I can buy some

224:17

slots for my ship. They're probably

224:18

going to be very expensive,

224:21

though. All right, upgrade

224:23

starship. Uh, purchase. Oh, wow. Holy

224:27

crap, it's 7 million. Woo! Man, I knew

224:30

it was going to be expensive. I didn't

224:31

think it was going to be that expensive.

224:33

Woo.

224:35

Alrighty. Yeah. Yeah, I can probably try

224:38

to get 1 million Gshion,

224:40

right? Uh, really main event? Okay.

224:43

Well, I don't know. I guess it's, you

224:44

know, because there a lot of people

224:45

hanging out, so it's uh, you know, it's

224:47

kind of one of those things where I'm

224:49

sure having company also kind of makes

224:51

like a difference. Are you trying to

224:53

push the pisle further? I am. Yes, I am.

224:56

All right. Um, let's see. Let's see if I

224:59

can move some modules around and see if

225:01

I can increase it. So, right now it's

225:04

612. Let's see if I can move my

225:10

modules. Let's see. We're going to try

225:13

to do a little bit of

225:17

uh moving around

225:20

here. Okay, so that's 6. We got it up to

225:24

621 by moving kind of moving moving the

225:28

parts around. Let's

225:30

try. All right. 621. That's 616. So

225:34

that's actually

225:37

worse. All

225:39

right. So that's 610. That's also worse.

225:42

It looks like the way I had it is

225:43

probably going to be the optimal

225:47

configuration. Okay. Yeah, we're running

225:48

out of room. But yeah, now I have a lot

225:50

lot better range. And what that does is

225:52

that helps you save hyperdrive fuel,

225:54

like warp fuel. So you you can go

225:56

further um with this with the same

225:58

amount of

226:00

fuel. Trying to buy a Ferrari for half a

226:02

peanut

226:03

problem. What's wrong with that? Let's

226:06

see. Quad servo. I can sell that

226:10

later. Okay. All right. Well, um yes,

226:13

we're on phase two. So yeah, we're going

226:16

to go rendevous. I can cook my own food

226:18

wherever we go. And if I can build a

226:19

nutrient, we can make that as well, this

226:22

thing. So, yeah. Let's go to rendevous

226:24

2, which I may be able to make it in one

226:25

jump

226:30

now. Yeah. Oh,

226:33

yeah. If I'm going too fast for any

226:36

reason, you know, like explaining things

226:37

or doing stuff in game. Oh, yeah. It was

226:40

just one jump anyways, but that's okay.

226:42

Just let me know and I'll slow things

226:43

down just a wee bit. I'll slow it

226:47

down. Go smuggle. Easy money. Yeah.

226:55

Yeah. Oh, there's Wow. There's somebody

226:57

right in front of me. Wow. It's uncanny.

227:00

Now, remember, when you're going to

227:01

different star systems, I do highly

227:03

recommend landing on the space station

227:05

if it has a space

227:07

station. Uh, let's

227:09

see. This is a This is an undiscovered

227:12

or abandoned system. Yeah. Or uncharted,

227:14

I guess it's called. So, yeah, we're not

227:16

going to find a space station here.

227:18

But it does help to uh to land at space

227:20

stations first simply because all right,

227:24

this is an aquatic planet, so we might

227:25

be able to do some of the fish stuff

227:30

here. Crushed in the depths of all the

227:33

water. Yes. Can you uninstall the game,

227:36

download it again, and redo all the

227:37

expeditions? No. But there are uh there

227:39

are mods out there that will um help

227:42

unlock previous expeditions so you can

227:44

do them, but I'm pretty sure you have to

227:45

do them in offline mode. So, you'd have

227:47

to like, I don't know, get the game save

227:50

files or what have you. Uh, then launch

227:52

the game and then go

227:54

offline. Uh, I've never done it before,

227:56

but there is there is a way to play the

227:58

old expeditions. There is a

228:04

way. Yeah. Yeah. This is Yeah, this is

228:06

an uncharted system. You're right about

228:08

that. You are certainly correct.

228:12

Hopefully, you're wrecked. Well, hello.

228:13

Hey, what's going on?

228:19

All right. So, ADTO. Man, you just can't

228:22

get away from ads. Even a No Man's Sky

228:25

planet. Okay. So, let's see. What do we

228:28

got here? So, this is a water world

228:31

that's apparently very, very, very

228:33

sparsely laden with islands. So,

228:36

hopefully hopefully we

228:38

can hopefully we can make it out

228:41

there. All

228:48

right, we're coming in

228:57

hot. So, let's

229:01

see. All right. So yeah, the rendevous

229:03

is underwater, but if we can find a

229:05

place to

229:11

land. I see lots of ships around, but it

229:14

looks like there are bases and stuff.

229:16

Traveler's

229:23

outpost. Okay, so let's see.

229:32

H. Okay. So, yeah, I need to install the

229:34

aqua jets so we can land somewhere. I

229:38

forget what does um what do I need to

229:40

make aqua

229:43

jets? Aqua

229:49

jets. Going to go out slugging some

229:51

nerds. Who do the what

229:53

now? Yeah, you need those aqua jets.

229:58

Let's see. Well, let's do

230:00

this. Oh, these are all off planet. So,

230:03

we'd have to find

230:06

something. I'll tell you what. Let's do

230:11

this. All right. Discoveries. Let's see.

230:14

Super critical. Super critical.

230:16

Redacted. Icy. Aquatic. Toxic.

230:21

Anomaly. Oh, none of these sound

230:23

particularly inviting.

230:26

That's a redacted planet. Or let's try

230:27

to land on the redacted planet. See what

230:29

it takes to install those aqua

230:32

jets. Installation mats uh is what

230:35

killed me this expedition. I

230:43

see little

230:46

kitty. All right. A redacted planet

230:48

which does actually have water,

230:50

interestingly

230:51

enough. We're going to take a hard left.

230:54

We're going to land right in uh Space

231:00

Europe. All right, we're coming in hot

231:02

and beefy. Oo, I see a

231:04

rainbow. Into rainbows,

231:10

bro. All right, let's see. I like to

231:12

land on the coastline. Yeah, check it

231:14

out. You can almost see a

231:17

rainbow. Coming in hot. Coming in

231:20

greasy.

231:21

Call me the greasy strangler.

231:25

[Music]

231:29

Clunk. Okay. All right. Behold, I've

231:33

discovered a new

231:42

[Music]

231:45

world. Drinking some alien

231:48

pee. All right, Chad. We've done it.

231:51

We've landed where no one has ever been

231:52

before, except for all the other 10,000

231:54

players that came here before me. All

231:56

right, so let's do this. Okay, first

231:58

things first. Uh, let's take our look

232:02

um at the expedition. All right, cook

232:04

your own

232:05

food. Let's do that now. Oh, actually,

232:08

hold on. Phase

232:10

five. Supreme scanning system upgrade.

232:13

Oo, that's going to come in handy.

232:18

All right. So, let's get that

232:20

uh let's get that scanner module

232:24

installed. Okay. So, now actually let's

232:27

take a look at the baselines of these

232:29

two. These are both S

232:31

tier. All right. 68 78 and

232:35

32. Yeah, we're going to supercharge

232:37

this one and put that one up there.

232:40

Okay. So, now if I scan something, let's

232:41

see if I can get um 90 grand for

232:44

scanning a creature.

232:47

All right, here we

232:49

go. Uh, it's 69,000. Nice. Come on,

232:54

chat. You got to say

232:55

nice.

232:57

Righty. Yeah. So, I have to scan a

232:59

creature and get over 90 grand for it.

233:02

And that's part of the

233:04

mission. That's

233:06

43,000. Dang, I need like one more

233:09

upgrade. That guy's

233:12

running. 43,000. Yeah, we either have to

233:15

find a really rare creature or have to

233:17

put in one more

233:20

upgrade. Let's

233:23

see. Oh, there it is. We did it. Woohoo.

233:26

Yeah, that was 131. Never mind. Okay,

233:29

milestone

233:31

complete. Three magnetic resonators. Oh,

233:34

that's right. I forgot about the

233:35

magnetic resonators. Oh, I was going to

233:37

go to a space station to see if I could

233:38

just buy one. Crap.

233:41

Uh, I need two antimeter and four uh uh

233:45

crystal sulfide. Okay, so we're by the

233:47

coastline here, so we might be able to

233:48

find some crystal sulfide, but the the

233:50

resonators. Yeah, I got to go to a space

233:52

station and buy those. I could make

233:55

them, but who wants to make them?

234:00

Yeah, there we go. That was also

234:02

131,000. All right, let's do

234:04

this phase deuce. Uh, phase five

234:07

rewards. Man, we're going to beat phase

234:09

five before we beat phase

234:11

two. All

234:14

right. Okay. Prismatic feathers and

234:16

nipnip buds. Those are uh those are

234:18

contraband if I'm not

234:23

mistaken. Yep. Those are Yeah, those are

234:26

smuggled goods. Got to be careful with

234:29

[Music]

234:31

those. All right. Well, tell you what.

234:33

Let's do the following. Uh let's see.

234:36

Nutrient processor. lung.

234:39

All righty. Let's try to make some

234:42

chiao. Okay, finished dish. We'll put in

234:45

some crunchy wings. Uh, we'll put in

234:47

some salty

234:48

chunks and we'll put in some nipnip bud.

234:52

Oh, okay. That doesn't count. All right,

234:55

let's see. What else can we put in here?

234:58

Um, we could put in a little bit of

235:00

hexberry. No, that doesn't

235:03

work. Uh, maybe some sweet root. Nope.

235:08

Nothing. Okay, we're gonna make some uh

235:10

It says gelatinous

235:12

goop. All right, here we

235:15

go. All right, there it is. We're doing

235:18

a little cooking here. A little

235:20

cooking. All right, let's get rid of

235:22

these salty

235:23

chunks. What happens if I put some sweet

235:26

root here? Uh, I'll put occupied. And

235:29

then that would make some processed

235:32

sugar. But what if we added what if we

235:34

added some

235:36

hexberry? Okay. Nothing. All right. So,

235:38

put that away. This will make some

235:40

steamed vegetables. Ooh, that would be

235:43

kind of nice. Hexberries. Yeah, make

235:45

steamed

235:48

vegetables. Delicious. I got some mixed

235:50

vegetables in my freezer.

235:54

[Music]

236:01

I think I like I like how it just

236:02

jostles all the food inside. All right,

236:05

put those in my ex's suit. And let's

236:07

take the sweet route and we'll make some

236:08

pure

236:11

sugar. Honey,

236:14

[Music]

236:15

honey,

236:18

sugar. Can you make steamed hams?

236:21

Steamed hams.

236:24

Do you want me to show you Aurora

236:26

Borealis right afterwards? Aurora

236:30

Borealis. What What does he say at this

236:32

time of

236:34

year? I can't remember the whole thing

236:36

he

236:43

says.

236:45

Yes. All right, let's

236:47

[Music]

236:49

do All right, there we go. We cooked

236:52

some food.

236:57

Hey, shouldn't I have Is that cook your

237:00

own

237:01

food?

237:05

Um Oh. Oh, it's Oh, I have to do flour

237:07

and yeast. Ah, crap. Oh,

237:13

man. Yeah. Hold. What does he say? Hold

237:16

on. What's the whole thing? Uh, let's

237:19

see.

237:23

Let's see.

237:27

[Music]

237:33

You know, these hamburgers are quite

237:35

similar to the ones they have at

237:36

Crustyburg.

237:38

No. Skinnerburgers. Old family recipe.

237:42

Yeah. For steamed hams. Yes. Yes. And

237:46

you call them steamed hams despite the

237:47

fact they are obviously grilled.

237:51

Yes. You know

237:53

the one thing I

237:56

Excuse me for one second. Of course.

238:00

Oh, well that was wonderful. Good time

238:02

was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes, I

238:05

should be. Good lord. What is happening

238:07

in there? Aurora Borealis.

238:10

Aurora Borealis. At this time of year,

238:14

at this time of day, in this part of the

238:16

country, localized entirely within your

238:19

kitchen. Yes. Yes. [ __ ]

238:27

No, man. The Simpsons just is just not

238:29

like it used to be, man. It used to be

238:31

just

238:32

hilarious. Oh,

238:36

yes. God, stupid skinner. All right,

238:39

look. Uhoh. Here we go. Now look, uh,

238:43

heptoid

238:46

wheat. Aha. All, there we go. There's

238:48

heptaloid wheat. That wasn't too far.

238:51

It's Yeah. I mean, apparently The

238:52

Simpsons I like how I have to say

238:54

apparently The Simpsons is still on the

238:57

air. I I can't I can't remember the last

238:59

time. It's sad, too, because actually,

239:01

you know, I still like the the Treehouse

239:03

of Horror episodes, but I haven't even

239:05

watched one of those in years.

239:08

Okay. So, um, create yeast from

239:12

bacterial activity in

239:13

[Music]

239:15

feesium. Okay. So, ah, here's a whole

239:17

bunch of dinos. There should be some

239:18

poop over here. We can also induce

239:22

doodoo.

239:24

Okay. All right. Let's do this. Let's

239:26

make some

239:28

um creature pellets. Oh, crap. I need

239:31

carbon. Um, let's

239:33

do Let's do this. Take some uh where is

239:39

it? Uh we're going to make some regular

239:44

carbon. Okay, that's probably should be

239:46

enough carbon for now.

239:50

Narf. Okay, we're going to make some

239:53

creature

239:55

pellets. Oh, come on. Really? Was it 60?

240:00

God, I'll take your 60.

240:06

There we

240:13

go. Okay, that should be good. All

240:15

right, there it is. Flarp and schnarp

240:19

and darp bl. There it is. Okay, creature

240:22

pellets. All right, here we go. So, we

240:24

take all the weird dino things and uh

240:27

let's see. We have to go to Was it

240:29

creatures? Yeah, creature pellets.

240:32

There we go. And a little of this guy.

240:35

All right, there we go. Lunch is

240:37

served. These things are basically

240:41

starving. Okay, let's see. Creature

240:45

pellets. All right, there we go. They're

240:47

all chowing down. So now all we have to

240:50

do is

240:52

wait. Interact with animal recently fed.

240:55

We collect its

240:57

milk. There we are. Just come on. Ride

241:00

that thing. that weird thing. Let's see.

241:03

Wait a minute. I didn't know you could

241:04

ride creatures that you didn't own.

241:07

Really? I had no idea that was a thing.

241:09

I thought you had to own a creature

241:10

before you could ride

241:12

it. Do you want to ride it? What have

241:16

you? Okay, so yeah, we just have to wait

241:17

after you feed

241:19

them. Yeah. God, these things are

241:22

everywhere and all they want. They want

241:24

more. I feel like Dr. Doolittle No Man's

241:26

Sky edition. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah.

241:28

Here we go. They start crapping like

241:29

crazy.

241:31

So if you didn't if you ever need poop,

241:33

that's how you get creatures to poop.

241:34

You feed them and then they start

241:36

[ __ ]

241:38

everywhere. Oh yeah. Oh god, there's so

241:40

much of it, too.

241:43

Yuck. All right, there we go. Free

241:49

poop. Nope. No longer apparently. Uh,

241:53

yep. I guess not.

241:56

Yeah. Why is there so much poop?

242:01

These things are like a Here's a micro

242:03

turd. It's just a little itty bitty

242:05

one. Hope your helmet has an oxygen

242:08

[Music]

242:09

filter. All right. God, what? Man, these

242:13

God, the those pellets go through these

242:14

things like a like a bullet. Oh god,

242:18

man. Like fully lubricated

242:23

guts. What can you do with poop now?

242:25

Well, there's a few different recipes

242:26

that require it, but yeah, we're going

242:27

to try to get some yeast out of these.

242:29

Golly, these things are crapping like

242:33

crazy. All right, that's a lot of a lot

242:36

of

242:37

dukes. Talk about the Dukes of Hazard.

242:40

You

242:41

know, things are everywhere. All right,

242:43

let's do this. I think what is it? We're

242:46

refinium. Uh, where's the turds? Um,

242:51

there we go. Mite. No, how do we Let's

242:54

see how I forget. How do we get yeast

242:55

out of

242:56

poop? Um

242:59

h how do we get yeast out of poop? Uh

243:03

them Duke boys are in a whole heap of

243:06

trouble. Oh, we have Oh, we have to cook

243:08

the poop. Oh

243:10

gosh. Imagine I'm going to make like

243:12

scrambled eggs in this in this nutrient

243:14

processor right after

243:16

this. All right, here we go. No, not the

243:18

refiner. I need the poop

243:21

cooker. All right, here we go. All

243:23

right. Nutrient

243:25

processor. Okay. So, I guess we got to

243:28

get some some turds out of this. Yeah.

243:30

Wild yeast. Oh, this is actually going

243:32

to take a

243:35

while. Bake a nice poop pie. Yeah. Moon

243:37

pie or

243:39

cowpie. Like that. Them Duke boys are a

243:42

whole heap of

243:46

trouble. So, I need to make some space

243:49

bread

243:51

apparently. All right. Look, is is 10

243:54

enough? Let's see. We'll just stop

243:56

here. Okay. Is 10 enough to make some

243:59

poop? Poop

244:00

bread. Okay. Heploid wheat. Wild

244:05

yeast. Oh, really? Uh

244:10

h. So, what what how

244:13

much how much wheat and yeast does it

244:16

take to make bread?

244:19

Um.

244:21

H. So, that's weird. What am I missing?

244:25

Oh, does it have to be Oh, does it have

244:26

to be refined a little further? Okay,

244:28

hold on. Yeah, sorry. I don't I don't do

244:30

a lot of cooking in this

244:32

game. All right, let's do this. Okay, so

244:37

um so what do we do here? Is it in the

244:40

in the

244:41

refiner? Okay. Or is it that I have to

244:44

make the flour in the nutrient processor

244:46

first? Sorry, I haven't done this in a

244:48

long time. Uh, let's see. Okay, wheat

244:51

turns into flour. Okay,

244:54

gotcha. Can I pet that dog? Can I pet

244:57

that

245:00

dog? Life is like a box of [ __ ]

245:02

sandwiches. Yeah, tell me about it.

245:04

Especially

245:06

now. Oh, look. Everything will be okay.

245:08

If there's anything I've learned, it's

245:09

that everything will be okay until it's

245:12

not. All right, there we go. Got the

245:14

refined flower.

245:16

And then let's see. So, is it flour and

245:19

yeast, I believe. Okay, there we go.

245:22

Now, we're going to make lots of dough.

245:29

A super skated

245:30

rainstorm. Yeah. When It's like my

245:32

father always used to say, when all else

245:34

fails, when all else fails, read the

245:38

directions. Yeah, this thing had poop in

245:40

it not too long ago.

245:43

Okay, so we got that. Okay, so now let's

245:47

see. We've got the dough and that makes

245:50

bread. Chat. Yo, Chad, I'm trying to get

245:52

this bread. You know what I'm

245:58

saying? Has anyone can someone go on

246:00

YouTube and look up Hell Divers theme

246:03

song jazz version? Can we listen to like

246:05

a jazz version of the Hell Divers theme

246:10

song? You know, something like that.

246:12

Would that be weird? All

246:19

right. Like how this game makes you feel

246:21

good for doing literally anything in the

246:23

game. You know what I

246:25

mean? Yeah. Is there is there like a

246:28

jazz

246:29

version, man? Bad weather. Let's see.

246:32

Where's my spaceship?

246:37

[Music]

246:40

And I still I still I still Oh god. Oh

246:43

man. That's right. Hold on. Wait a

246:44

minute. Uh recharge hazard protection.

246:47

Yeah. Use some of my

246:50

Yeah, let's recharge all my stuff.

246:52

That's hazard protection. Yeah, I need

246:54

um I need phosphorus or ion batteries.

247:05

Yep. Okay, there we go. In the safety of

247:08

our

247:09

spaceship. Uh, I cooked up a some poop

247:12

bread. Delicious. Delicious poop bread.

247:14

All right, so let's see. Um, 20% life

247:17

support power. I like how just you could

247:18

just eat refined flour as if that

247:20

wouldn't be horrible. Okay, so steamed

247:23

vegetables. Yeah, life support power.

247:26

Life support power low.

247:31

Okay. So, let's see. How much space do I

247:33

have on my starship? I got a little bit

247:35

of space. Let's move all of our food

247:37

items. Um, except for the bread. Yeah.

247:41

8second jetpack

247:43

overload. I guess that's okay. I'd

247:46

rather we're going to we're going to get

247:48

the nutrient processor, whatever it's

247:50

called, or the the other thing. And from

247:52

there uh we can

247:56

actually from there we can actually have

247:58

food that automatically digests over

248:00

time. It's like an external stomach

248:02

which is gross. It's true though. Okay.

248:06

So let's do this

248:10

now. Okay. So yeah, we got the nutrient

248:12

jester. Uh oh, we got to get some

248:15

lubricant. Oh

248:17

no. All right. So nutrient jester. It's

248:20

an automatic feeding unit. Yeah, it's

248:22

basically like an external stomach, but

248:25

lubricant. Oh, man. I I remember

248:26

lubricant's kind of a pain in the butt

248:28

to make if I'm not

248:32

[Music]

248:34

mistaken. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now I just

248:37

need to find some lube,

248:39

right? Okay. So, yeah, lubricant. Yeah,

248:43

lubricant takes uh fsium and gamma root.

248:47

Okay, so that's actually not too bad. So

248:50

let's

248:54

see. So if we go to

248:58

cataloging guide

249:02

plants uh gamma

249:05

root.

249:12

Okay. Okay. Gamma route supporting

249:14

planet detected. Launch into space to

249:16

scan planets for plant life. All righty.

249:20

Yeah, we need to find a a planet that

249:22

has gamma

249:24

route. See? All right, off we

249:27

go. I thought with lubricant it wasn't a

249:30

pain in the

249:35

butt.

249:42

Okay. All righty. So, let's

249:45

see. Discoveries.

249:48

Okay. So,

249:51

bezel and

249:54

Meti. So, those are going to have some

249:56

gamma route. All right. Let's do it.

249:58

Beza or Meti is where we have to go,

250:01

bro. Let's see. That uh is that uh what

250:05

is that? Is that

250:07

Mezzi? Lionol.

250:13

Mezzi. Trying to see what planet this

250:16

is.

250:18

Yeah, it's weird like sometimes Yeah,

250:19

the name player names and stuff. Oh,

250:21

there it is. Okay, so you're going to go

250:22

here to get some gamma

250:29

toot totally going so fast. Tell we're

250:32

sky traveling. I got to stand up. Oh,

250:33

I'm just going to stretch my legs a

250:34

little

250:35

bit. Oh, there we

250:39

go. There we

250:42

go. Oh. Oh, the legs. Yeah.

250:46

Yeah.

250:51

Oh, why does my body sound like

250:53

somebody's stepping on a box of corn

250:54

flakes? Yeah, it's

250:59

like There we go. A little stretch

251:01

action.

251:03

[Music]

251:11

Shields up. Stupid horse penis. What's

251:14

up? Okay. Shields up. Red alert. Yes.

251:18

Shields

251:20

up. All right. See if we can do

251:25

this. Hey, so this this planet also has

251:28

water stuff. Uh I guess I got to get

251:29

some crystal sulfide. Looks like there

251:31

going to be some pretty deep oceans

251:32

here. So we might be able to kill two uh

251:34

two dudes with one doot. You know what I

251:43

mean? Yeah, I'm just doing it for the

251:46

dudes. Mside, thank you for the 22

251:48

months.

251:50

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass.

251:55

State of the badass

252:03

ar. I thought this planet had more ocean

252:05

on it, but it looks like it's just

252:08

pockets of lake.

252:11

Uh, it's not good because I need some

252:13

crystal sulfide or whatever it's

252:18

called. Oh, really? Muzzy geek. Okay,

252:20

gotcha. Great minds stink

252:25

alike

252:31

busy.

252:33

Really? Target

252:36

aligned? Really? Is

252:39

there? Let's see. Let me make

252:42

sure. All right. Hold on. Let me make

252:44

sure my ship has launch fuel because I'm

252:46

probably going to have to summon my

252:49

ship. Uh, it does have Yeah. Okay. It's

252:51

got the auto charger as well. So, okay.

252:54

Well, man, really? It's over a kilometer

252:58

away.

253:01

Woohoo. Yeeha.

253:04

Like, I miss having air burst engines.

253:06

Air burst engines. Wow. This This planet

253:08

is really goopy.

253:13

So, target

253:15

aligned. Oh, wow. Look at this.

253:18

Ooh. Oh, jeez. I thought Oh, god. I

253:21

thought I just fell into

253:23

lava. This game is rather

253:28

peculiar. Okay, so gamma route. Yeah,

253:31

we're looking for gamma route.

253:43

Yeah, cover a lot of ground very quickly

253:44

with the bash dash, which sadly

253:47

apparently can't be done in uh VR. Can

253:49

only be done in regular gaming regular

253:53

gaming

253:55

mode. Pick up a little sodium when we're

253:58

on our way.

254:02

Okay. 1 kilometer.

254:15

Weird creatures. Yeah, it's like a space

254:25

triceratops. Okay.

254:27

Ow. All

254:31

right, target

254:33

aligned. Yeah, what we're doing is we're

254:35

looking for some gamaroo to finish a

254:37

concoction, so to speak. And need to get

254:40

some

254:43

lubricant. Still on target. Looks like

254:46

it's going to be over this mountain a

254:47

little

254:52

bit. Thankfully, the sentinels aren't

254:55

aggressive.

255:00

New rendering updates makes things

255:01

certainly look more fleshy. Yeah,

255:03

exactly.

255:06

Flesh. All right. Gamma has been

255:09

located or gamma, I should say. Gamma

255:25

weed. Dang. Figured it would be all the

255:27

way on the top of this brutal hill here,

255:29

right? Life support systems at

255:34

50%.

255:37

Okay. All right, man. Where is this

255:41

[Music]

255:44

stuff, dude? I have to climb to the top

255:47

of like virtual Mount Everest just to

255:49

get this stuff. You kidding me?

255:53

Golly. Here we

255:57

go. Not going to make it. Not going to

256:00

make it. I made

256:05

it. Here we

256:09

go. And it's the journey to the

256:12

mountaintop to to collect the sacred

256:15

route. What is this stuff? Sodium rich.

256:19

Okay, here we

256:21

go. All right, we're almost there. Well,

256:24

looks like there's a little bit of it,

256:25

so that's

256:27

good. Really, really making me work for

256:29

it. All right, here we go. Natty

256:32

dreadlock spun the mountain top. Here we

256:34

go.

256:37

Use. All right, there it is. Is

256:40

it? All right. And oh, it's it's like

256:44

kind of sort of covered. All right, here

256:46

we go. Gamma

256:50

weed. All right, so that's 12 of them.

256:52

Hold. Let's go to first-p person

256:55

view. All right. Is

256:57

there God, it it sent me to some, but

257:00

it's like kind of buried, half buried.

257:02

Let's see if I can very gently use the

257:05

train

257:07

manipulator. See if I can find some

257:09

more. Yeah, there we go. Kind of

257:10

exposing some

257:12

more. Digging for it. Gamma weed. Okay,

257:16

I guess that's the that's it. That's all

257:18

that was

257:20

there. All right. Now I should be able

257:22

to make some

257:24

lubricant. Uh lubricant. Oh god, no. I

257:28

was only 51. I need 400. Oh

257:38

golly. All righty. Well, let's

257:42

see. Okay. Cataloging

257:46

guide. Dude, I need

257:48

400. All right.

257:50

Okay.

257:52

F. All right. There we go. There's

257:54

There's a little bit more. Not too far

257:55

away. So, that's good. Wow. What the

257:57

hell is

257:59

that? What the hell is even that? What

258:02

is

258:04

that? Do I even want to know? Hold on.

258:07

What is this? Ow. Extreme localized

258:12

radioactivity.

258:14

Nice. Could use the refiner to make more

258:17

if nobody's looking. I You know, it's

258:18

funny. I've never actually done the

258:20

refiner dupe thing before. I never I

258:22

literally never have. Mostly cuz I just

258:24

don't know how. I know it can be done,

258:25

but I've never actually looked into how

258:27

to do it. All right, here we go.

258:28

Hopefully, there's a We'll find a bigger

258:30

patch. Wait, in

258:32

fact, hold on. That looks like there

258:34

might be a second patch right there,

258:36

maybe. All right, here we go.

258:46

Wish I had air burst

258:49

engines.

258:50

Clunk. All right. Yeah. Here we go.

258:52

Here's a nice bigger patch of

258:55

it. Yeah. Echo myth. Right. It's cuz it

258:57

was on a mountain top and it's just

258:59

weird. Terrain stuff gets kind of weird

259:01

at the top of

259:04

mountains. Okay. So, there we go. I

259:06

think we're up to almost 100. So, I just

259:09

need more.

259:12

gave me well over a thousand.

259:16

Yeah. All right. There we go. So, I got

259:18

to keep keep searching. This is not the

259:20

best planet. You know, very mountainy

259:21

planets are not the best for searching

259:23

for uh for materials in my

259:27

opinion. Okay. Plants. All right. Here

259:31

we go. Let's see. Where's the next

259:34

batch? All right. Here we go. Found the

259:36

next batch.

259:38

I can't wait to fire off a batch a

259:40

little

259:41

later. Hold on. Wait a minute. Recharge.

259:45

There we go.

259:50

Clunk. All right, let's see. Hazard

259:52

protection. Use my sodium nitrate.

259:57

Healy. Healy. Gary. Hey. Yep. Ah, here

260:01

we go. Here's a nice big patch.

260:09

Let's

260:11

see. Um, yeah, I know Glacier. Ah, it's

260:14

all right. I'm not in a huge

260:16

rush. There we

260:21

go. All right. There we

260:25

go.

260:27

Ow. All right. Yeah. Here we go. Ah,

260:30

there we go, chat. Much much bigger

260:33

patch. Fantastic.

260:40

Okay. Yeah, finally my luck is

260:43

changing.

260:48

Sweet.

260:50

Okay. All right. Looks like there are a

260:52

few left

260:57

here. All righty. Okay. And let's see.

261:05

Crap. I got to dig for it just a

261:08

smidge. Got to be careful not to hit the

261:11

actual plant

261:12

itself. Just got to expose it a little

261:21

bit. Unfortunately, this one's being a

261:23

little

261:28

picky. Oh, wait. There we go. Got it.

261:31

Okay. All right. Let's see. How much

261:32

gamma route do I have now? All right, I

261:34

still still need about 111 more. So,

261:37

let's keep

261:39

looking. Hopefully, we find a nice big

261:41

patch like that

261:42

again and get some plants up in

261:48

here. Very severe dayight

261:52

cycle. Camo weed located. Ah, there it

261:54

is. Right up there. Aha. Oh, hey. Wow,

261:57

chat. Look at that. Yeah, that's a big

261:59

patch. All right. Sweet.

262:04

Wait, who's

262:06

that? There's someone here with

262:14

me. There was someone

262:18

here. They may be after the gamma route

262:21

as well. I'll have to race them or erase

262:29

them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, apparently

262:32

they they are also looking for the weed.

262:34

All right, here we go. Maybe they don't

262:36

know about the bash dash maneuver. Oh

262:38

crap. Oh crap. Crap. There it

262:41

goes. It's a race race to the

262:45

finish. Hey Salador,

262:47

welcome. Okay, who can get to the weed

262:53

first?

262:55

Uhoh. Someone's landing with a

262:57

spaceship.

263:00

Someone's close by. All right, I claim

263:03

this gamma route for my own

263:06

purposes.

263:07

Yoink. Crap. All right, here we go.

263:10

Let's see. Gamma

263:13

route. Okay. Oh, yeah. Big lushed

263:18

forest. Ew. What are these things? Oh,

263:20

these like there's animals made out of

263:24

plants. Okay. All right. We're almost

263:27

there. All right. All right. Do I have

263:29

400? Yes, I have 400. All right. Well,

263:31

if that person needs some gamarroot as

263:32

well, I'll leave the rest for them. I am

263:35

not greedy. I like spicy vindaloo. I

263:38

like that. Yeah, a little a little bit

263:40

of spicy vindaloo has landed. Hopefully

263:43

not in their

263:46

shorts. Bad Buddha. That was quick.

263:48

Damn, dude. All right. Good night, chat.

263:50

And camera. Thank you for hanging out,

263:52

buddy. Uh, it's always nice to have

263:53

people hanging out with me as I do a

263:54

little more star. I was about to say uh

263:57

uh uh stars space weirdness, I guess you

264:00

could say. New expedition. It's not It's

264:02

not new uh new expedition. It's it's the

264:05

Titans expedition. I'm just now getting

264:06

to it cuz I I was playing a whole bunch

264:08

of other

264:09

games.

264:12

Yeah. Okay. All right. So, now hold on.

264:16

We can make the lubricant. There's that.

264:18

And then here, um we can

264:22

make what what did I what did I need

264:24

that for?

264:27

Um, what what did I need that for? Was

264:29

it the Aqua

264:31

Jets? Turbo Jets. Okay. Prepare your own

264:35

food. Install a nutrient ingesture. Oh,

264:38

yeah. That's right. It was the nutrient.

264:39

Matt Buddha, thank you for gifting five

264:40

subs.

264:41

[Music]

264:49

Let's rock.

264:51

Thank you, Mad Buddha.

264:56

Okay, I needed the nutrient uh the

264:57

lubricant for the nutrient

265:00

[Music]

265:03

ingesttor. Okay, so I have remember that

265:06

time I bought microprocessors ahead of

265:09

[Music]

265:15

time. That's okay, Mad Buddha. Sometimes

265:17

it it it acts up.

265:23

Okay. All right. There we go. I have

265:24

made

265:29

coming out of the goddamn walls.

265:36

All right. So, there we go. So, I bought

265:38

those micropressors ahead of time. I

265:39

knew it was going to come in handy. All

265:41

right. So, now we've got the nutrient

265:44

processor. So, what I can do is uh I can

265:47

take food that I have and stick it in

265:49

the nutrient processor. So, let's do

265:51

this.

265:52

Uh, let's see. Auto ingestion. So, let's

265:57

do let's see. It'll give me 8 seconds of

266:01

jetpack overload, but

266:05

I 20% life support

266:10

power. But yeah, I forget how this

266:13

works.

266:17

I guess. Does it work automatically?

266:19

Hold on. Let's try taking the bread up

266:20

in there.

266:23

Or maybe we should wait till later. I

266:24

don't know. I kind of I can't remember

266:26

because uh let's see.

266:28

Starship is Yeah. 20% life support

266:30

power. Does it I guess does it digest

266:32

automatically? I mean, this thing is

266:34

kind of new and I I I built one before,

266:36

but I didn't really pay attention to how

266:37

it

266:38

works. Uh yeah, I was about to say it

266:41

doesn't. Yeah, cuz food that has an

266:43

immediate uh buff like so for instance

266:45

like this 10% hazard protection. It

266:48

should give me uh yeah, it just

266:50

recharges my hazard

266:56

protection. Okay. Oxygen rerouter and

266:59

efficient water jets.

267:07

Ooh, let's

267:11

see. All right. Efficient water jets.

267:15

I need some living pearls. Pearls before

267:19

thwine oxygen rerouter. I need a quantum

267:21

computer and some crystal sulfide. I

267:23

don't have a quantum

267:25

computer. So that means I'm going to be

267:27

subject to drowning

267:29

repeatedly. Eating normal is the old

267:31

way. Um well, yeah, but that's what I'm

267:34

saying. So if I put it in the auto

267:35

ingesture, like say this is um So if I

267:39

put it in the auto ingesture, it's uh

267:41

Oh, it gives me 18 minutes of plus 100%

267:44

to sprint distance.

267:46

Oh, I see. So, I was about to say, so if

267:49

I have steamed vegetables, that gives me

267:51

30 minutes of plus 23% of shield

267:54

strength. Well, that's not bad. Yeah.

267:55

All right. Begin

267:57

digestion. Okay. So, 30 minutes, my

268:00

shields will be 23%

268:04

stronger. Works for

268:06

me. Okay, so now I have to install Aqua

268:10

Jets. Okay, so let's do that. Meow. And

268:13

for aqua jets, I need

268:18

Okay, I have none of the above. So,

268:20

crystal sulfide. I can make the

268:22

antimatter. At least I should be able to

268:23

make the antimatter. Uh, let's see.

268:26

Antimatter. There we go. That's

268:30

done. All right. There we go. So, now we

268:32

need crystal sulfide. So, we just need

268:34

to find a body of water.

268:40

Yeah, we just need to find a a a buddy

268:43

of

268:45

water. Let's see. There might be might

268:48

be one down below. Let's take a quick

268:52

peek. Ah, yeah. Here we go. Down there.

268:55

Maybe we'll get lucky. Maybe might find

268:57

some crystal sulfide. There we go. 3 2

268:59

1. I guess I did already summon the

269:02

ship. Ah, screw it. Woohoo.

269:05

See, if I had air burst engines, I could

269:08

uh recharge my jetpacks on the way

269:10

down. That's why I don't like rocket

269:13

boots, but I do like air burst

269:19

engines. Look, I've never died in this

269:21

game before. I

269:26

swear I must go. My people need me.

269:31

Wee. All

269:36

right. And ah [ __ ]

269:44

All right. Let's see. If I were crystal

269:46

sulfide, where would I

269:48

be? What is

269:50

this? Harvest oxygen sack. Yeah, I don't

269:53

think this water is deep enough or big

269:56

enough. Yeah, I'm basically neon cap.

269:59

Instead of neon cat, I'm neon cap.

270:09

Oh, wait. Don't I have to Don't I have

270:10

to scan aquatic life? Yeah. Hold on.

270:13

Let's

270:17

see. Ah, [ __ ] Tree was in the way. Hold

270:20

on.

270:25

Yeah, I think I have to scan aquatic

270:27

life if I'm not

270:28

mistaken. Wait, what is this? Oh, wait.

270:30

There it is.

270:32

Yoink. Aha. Remember chat, never give

270:35

up, never

270:37

surrender. Uhhuh. What do we have here?

270:40

Okay. So, I got to be careful here that

270:42

I don't accidentally

270:45

want to dig next to it, not like onto

270:50

it. Aha. Ah. Yeah. There we go.

270:57

Yoink. Yoink.

271:00

And

271:02

yoink. Okay, so I just need one more.

271:04

Ah, it was an underwater upside down

271:07

thermal vent.

271:10

Interdasting. Okay, so I just need one

271:15

more. I bet that's the only one here.

271:18

Damn

271:21

it. Wait, hold on.

271:23

Aha. Located another one. See if I can

271:26

get this before I drown.

271:30

What is that thing? Look at that. Yeah,

271:32

look at that. It's an underwater

271:33

underwater

271:35

rainbows. Yeah, I'm definitely going to

271:37

drown. Hold

271:45

on. Oh, it looks like I might have to go

271:47

to a different

271:48

lake. Hey, Night Viper. Welcome. Yeah,

271:52

that was weird. That was a weird

271:53

looking. Was it a creature? Yeah. What

271:56

was that? Yeah. Hold

272:00

on. What is that? A creature or

272:07

just like something out of that movie

272:09

The

272:18

Abyss. Hold on. My hazard protections

272:20

looking kind of looking kind of low.

272:26

Let's see. I can find a very tiny lake

272:31

here. And

272:33

clunk

272:35

oxygen. Nothing better than free

272:39

[Music]

272:44

oxygen. Let's

272:47

see. Well, this is peculiar. It's Yeah,

272:50

looks like it might be an underwater

272:52

Yeah, check this out, chat. Might be an

272:53

underwater cavern.

272:56

Let's make that dude a little

273:00

smaller. Oh yeah, look at this. Oh yeah.

273:05

How cool am

273:07

I? Uhoh. Run away. Run

273:10

away. You don't want to be too Oh, you

273:13

don't want to be too close to that

273:14

thermal vent when it it uh it pops. It's

273:17

like word

273:18

up. Okay, there we go.

273:21

So, now I just got to uh fast travel to

273:24

a fast travel. I need to uh find a space

273:27

station that sells magnetic

273:33

resonators. Yeah. Don't get it in your

273:39

eyes, clump. Okay. All right, chat.

273:42

Let's

273:43

see. All right. So, we've got uh we've

273:46

got the dudes and we got the the fruits.

273:50

Yeah, these these things. Um, so yeah,

273:53

just need to get some magnetic

273:55

resonators. I could probably make them.

273:57

Let's

273:59

see. I need magnetized fite. I already

274:03

have the ionized

274:04

cobalt. H, but I need how many magnetic

274:07

resonators do I I

274:10

need? Let's

274:12

see. Okay, let's do this. Um, magnetic

274:16

resonators.

274:18

Okay, so I need 80 ionized

274:20

cobalt. So, let's do this. Let's go to

274:23

my backpack

274:34

refiner. Is it two or is it

274:38

three? Should I Maybe I'll just go ahead

274:40

and ionize all of my cobalt. Yeah, bro

274:44

is found in caves. That's true.

274:50

I like that,

274:55

bro. Okay, there we go. That's

274:58

done. And now, let's

275:03

see. Okay, so what else was it? Um, hold

275:07

on. Yes, Starship. Let's go to the

275:08

starship. It was Oh, wait. Yeah, it is

275:11

three. It's three magnetic resonators.

275:14

So, um I have enough ionized cobalt and

275:17

what was the other thing I

275:19

needed? Um magnetized ferite. Okay, so

275:24

we've got

275:26

um how much how much magnetized ferite?

275:28

So, I need uh 120. So, let's take

275:32

regular fite. Just pure fite. Actually,

275:36

we there's a lot of stuff around here.

275:37

We might be able to find something that

275:41

uh has magnetized fite. Yeah. Hold on.

275:44

Let's just scan some stuff. We might get

275:48

lucky. I'm up all night to get lucky.

275:50

All right. Let's see.

275:55

Ah, screw it. I'll just refine some

275:56

stuff. Okay, here we go. Uh, fuel

275:59

inverter. Uh, let's see. Charge that up

276:01

with some regular carbon.

276:05

Mhm.

276:06

[Music]

276:08

Mhm. Okay. So, let's do this pure

276:11

ferite. That's going to make 56. And we

276:14

need

276:15

120. So, I have to kind of double dip

276:18

the chip

276:22

here. Yeah, I was looking around. I was

276:24

looking for either pure or

276:26

magnetized. Okay, so that's 56. So, we

276:29

just

276:30

need 64 more. So, let's do pure fite.

276:35

It's so

276:37

pure.

276:41

Okay. And what is it? Is it two? It's

276:43

two. Is it two pure fite for every one

276:50

magnetized? Yeah. What's the ratio? Is

276:52

it 2

276:53

to1? All right. So, let's stop here.

276:55

Pure

276:56

fite. I'll take that. Put that. So, I

276:59

needed 64

277:01

more. Let's see. Pure fite.

277:05

Damn. Okay, so that's going to make 60.

277:07

All right, prep nuts. I just need a

277:10

little bit more pure

277:13

fite. Yeah, it's a Yeah, it's a 2 to1

277:23

ratio. Okay, pure fite. Is there nothing

277:26

here? Hold on. Let me see if there's

277:27

anything I could just scan real quick

277:28

that's got some pure fite in it.

277:32

Uh, I'm getting lots and lots of salt

277:35

radiation.

277:37

It's almost like this used to be this

277:39

used to be like ocean floor or something

277:41

and now it's just uh Yeah, this all all

277:43

these plants kind of look like this used

277:45

to be ocean floor, but now it's just

277:48

uh Here we

277:52

go. And that's fite dust and sodium. All

277:54

right. Well, I guess I'll just have to

277:56

do the old fashioned way. No, hold on.

277:57

What's

277:58

this? All right. Salt and pure

278:03

ferite. Salt and ferite. Okay. All

278:05

right. I just can't win, Chad. I just

278:08

can't win. All right. Here we go. So,

278:09

let's do this.

278:13

Um, magnetized fite. Where is my regular

278:22

fite? All right. So, that's one to one.

278:25

Stop

278:26

processing. Put that there. Put that

278:28

there. and

278:31

begin. Clunk. All right, there we go.

278:35

And here we go, chat. We're going to

278:36

make three resonators.

278:39

Blon. Okay. And now we can install those

278:42

on the starship once I get back to the

278:44

starship. Where's the starship?

278:48

Uh, let's see. H, it's it's kind of over

278:51

there.

278:52

So, yeah, screw it. I'll just summon it.

278:55

All right. What what was the name for a

278:58

starship again? It was the um

279:01

reanum on steroids. No, what's the

279:04

what's it called again? Spaceship shift

279:07

shift

279:09

shanker.

279:12

Um yeah, if I was going to say

279:14

spaceship, what was it? If I said

279:16

spaceship in in German again, Jeff.

279:18

Yeah, dear dear Jeff.

279:22

It's going to say spaceship comes to

279:24

here and then it

279:29

[Music]

279:31

obeys

279:35

blunk. Okay. All right. So there is that

279:39

and Aqua

279:40

Jets chat. We are go for Aqua Jets

279:43

launch.

279:46

Nice. All right. I like how I like fast

279:48

forward through that. Okay. Here we go.

279:50

Collect reward. Boop.

279:52

Uh, nautilon platform plans,

279:54

hydrothermal fuel cell plans, meal

279:57

worms, meal

279:59

worms. Okay, the nautilon platform. Good

280:02

to know. I probably won't build it, but

280:04

that's

280:06

okay. All right, so now we just need to

280:08

get the second rendevous and which is on

280:11

a water world and then we can move on to

280:12

phase

280:14

three. Ramshiff. Ah, dunker. Yeah,

280:18

Ramch. Not the bombs.

280:24

But, uh, round shift, I'll have to keep

280:27

that in

280:28

mind. All right, time for a sexy little

280:31

rendevous. Let's see if I can make it

280:32

without

280:38

drowning. Oh, no. No, no,

280:44

no, chat. No, no. They Let's see if I

280:49

can outrun them.

280:50

Uh oh. Okay, let me make sure I have

280:52

enough gas because I have contraband on

280:54

me.

280:57

Hey, you know what? I think I Hey, Chad,

280:58

I think I actually did outrun them. Holy

281:08

crap. That's interesting. Yeah, normally

281:11

you don't outrun those guys. You have to

281:13

stop, let them scan you, and then try to

281:15

outrun them. Not bad. Not bad. I guess I

281:19

really am getting better at the

281:21

game. And yeah, maybe pigs will fly on

281:24

my

281:26

butt. Yeah, meal. Yeah, meal worms are

281:29

used as bait. Yeah, so if you're into

281:31

baiting, think about meal

281:33

worms. That's awesome. Yeah, like I

281:35

said, I'm actually surprised I arrow

281:37

around the uh the security guard there.

281:39

Usually that's they catch up to you

281:41

pretty quick. I must have just been on

281:43

the edge or something of uh findability

281:46

or whatever you want to call it.

281:50

All right, here we

282:05

go. Sweet lemonade. Sweet, sweet

282:10

lemonade. All right, here we

282:12

go. Stay on target. Stay on Oh, there's

282:16

someone here. Ah, look at

282:18

this. Someone made a little

282:22

platform, but it's a platform with no

282:24

landing pad. Landing pad would have been

282:27

nice. All right. Well, screw it, I

282:34

guess. Land, land, land. Yeah. So, for

282:39

those you missed it uh in the uh one of

282:41

the recent updates, they made it where

282:42

you can actually land on water now. You

282:44

have to have aqua jets, which is the

282:45

thing I literally just

282:53

built.

282:55

Clunk save beacon.

282:59

Yoink. Okay. Well, somebody made kind of

283:02

a

283:03

base. All right. So, rendevous 2. Oh,

283:06

no. 3 minutes and 49 seconds. Yeah, I

283:09

won't be able to swim down there.

283:12

H. Let's

283:19

see. Let's see. What is that? What was

283:21

that jetpack thing that I was supposed

283:23

to make? Um, efficient aqua

283:28

jets.

283:33

Yeah.

283:37

Rendevous. There's rendevous, too.

283:41

Second

283:45

rendevous. Oh

283:53

god. I fully expected to have to like

283:56

swim really far. Well, that's

283:59

convenient. All right. Take a photo at

284:01

the second rendevous. Okay, sure. Why

284:04

not? Let's take a

284:06

photo. Here we go. And 3, two, one.

284:09

We'll take a picture of my own skull

284:11

with some fish by

284:13

me.

284:15

Okay, there we

284:18

go. It couldn't be any

284:20

easier. That's so funny to

284:24

me.

284:26

Clunk. I don't know. I just felt like

284:28

didn't think that was going to happen.

284:31

All right, let's see. Collect a reward.

284:33

Oh, pressure membrane. Ah, I see. Okay.

284:38

Yeah, pressure membrane. I need to make

284:40

three hermetic seals and two

284:42

hydrothermal fuel

284:44

[Music]

284:47

cells.

284:49

Okay, that's weird. All right, let's

284:52

see. Exo suit expansion unit. That's

284:54

weird. H, let's

284:59

add see. Let's go this guy and this guy

285:04

and this guy.

285:10

and clunk. All righty. Well, um phase

285:14

two

285:16

reward. Titan stripes. Okay,

285:21

cool. Uh you can put them there up top.

285:25

Uh up top. Where? Who? The what? What?

285:27

What are we doing? Put where the who?

285:30

What? What did I do? Did I do something?

285:35

Sweet lemonade. Uh, I love that you're

285:37

visiting some of the same places I've

285:39

visited during my playthrough. Well,

285:40

myopic, that there's there's a reason

285:42

for that. And that's because, uh, this

285:43

is a rendevous point. So, yeah, it makes

285:46

sense that I would visit here. Uh, and

285:48

sometimes you have to actually go to the

285:50

moons or planets near a rendevous to get

285:52

the parts you need to go to the

285:55

rendevous. Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah. When you

285:58

you don't have to when when the game

285:59

offers to give you more slots and stuff,

286:01

you you can choose your own slots. You

286:03

don't actually have to just choose what

286:04

they give you. Uh yeah. Yeah. Echo myth.

286:08

Yeah. You you just it it gives you a

286:09

suggestion, but you get to choose which

286:11

slots you want to unlock. Yeah. So, uh

286:17

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's I yeah,

286:20

it's one of those things where I wish

286:21

they would explain that a little better,

286:22

but uh yeah, it'll frequently just

286:24

automatically try to unlock storage for

286:25

you, but you can choose technology.

286:27

That's kind of how you do that. Oh, hey.

286:30

Actually, I didn't know I had these

286:31

technology slots unlocked as well. H

286:35

interesting. Ah, hey, the sun also

286:38

rises. Okay, well, looks like we're on

286:41

to phase three. Oh, I skipped something.

286:45

Nanites quicksilver powerful underwater

286:47

oxygen upgrade upgrade complete.

286:56

Okay, so here are

286:59

these. Let's move these out of the

287:05

way.

287:08

Uh, sweet lemonade. All right, here we

287:11

go. So, I got some water. I need to buy

287:14

some either buy or find some phosphorus.

287:16

Wait, let's see. Can I make ion

287:19

batteries? Ion batteries. They need Damn

287:22

it. I just I I just used all my cobalt.

287:25

Uh let's see. Does cobalt Can I turn

287:28

cobalt back into regular cobalt? Let's

287:30

take a look here. All right, cuz I need

287:33

to make some ion buttholes. Uh let's

287:36

see. Oh, yeah. It does turn it back into

287:39

regular

287:40

cobalt. I'm totally going so

287:43

fast. Okay, so now I can make five ion

287:48

batteries. Here we go. All

287:51

right, there we go. Now from here I can

287:54

recharge some of my hazard protection.

287:56

There we go.

287:58

Finally recharge.

288:01

Yeah. Eight out of 10. Too much water.

288:04

Y. Okay. All right. Sweet. So now uh

288:07

let's go to phase three. Install an exos

288:09

suit pressure membrane. Reach o ocean

288:12

depths of a thousand meters. And I have

288:14

to collect sea glass and discover seven

288:16

aquatic

288:17

creatures. Visit the sight of a sunken

288:19

freighter.

288:21

[Music]

288:23

H. Ah, I have an idea. Let's do that

288:28

here. Okay, so the membraneology.

288:33

That chewed up a lot of my oxygen. I

288:34

have to make some three hermetic seals.

288:36

Let's see if I have the dudes to make

288:39

those. Okay, there we go. That's

288:43

good. All right, so now we just need to

288:46

make um hydrothermal fuel cells. We need

288:49

two of

288:50

those. Uh, I need

288:53

cytophosphate. All righty, chat. Where

288:55

might I find cytophosphate? Tell you

288:57

what, let's go ahead and look at the

288:59

catalog and guide materials and items,

289:01

raw materials. Cytohosphate, a blue

289:04

green organic compound produced during

289:06

the metabolic cycle of deep sea plant

289:07

life. Rich in soluble energy,

289:09

cytohosphates are crucial in many

289:11

submarine technologies. Mining laser

289:12

will h harvest cytohosphate compounds

289:15

from underwater flora. H. Okay. But the

289:18

problem is because this is an aquatic

289:20

planet, we'd have to find a bit of

289:23

land. Yeah. We'd have to see if there's

289:25

any land anywhere. Sometimes these

289:27

aquatic planets have them, sometimes

289:29

they

289:30

don't. So, let's take off.

289:34

Eh, so does this aquatic planet have any

289:39

land? So, there's has any land. We can

289:42

go to the

289:44

shoreline, but it but it ain't looking

289:46

good

289:49

for. Uh, it's Scorp says, "Your voice is

289:53

oddly satisfying." Hold on. Yeah. Oh,

289:57

yeah. It's Scorp. Maybe uh maybe I can

290:01

slowly get to sleep a little bit later

290:03

and we can think happy thoughts together

290:05

while I talk to you and tickle your

290:08

eardrums. That's right. Yeah. A little

290:11

little bit of reverb. How about too much

290:14

reverb? Yeah, now things are just

290:16

getting awkward. It's like I'm in the

290:19

middle of the sewers and they're like,

290:20

"Hey, let me out of here. It

290:26

stinks." All right, check that beach

290:28

platform. Oh, wait, wait, hold on, wait

290:30

a minute. Hold on, chat. Ah, never say

290:33

never. Never give up. Never surrender.

290:34

It's a catchphrase that I personally

290:36

invented. I may have seen a few movies

290:38

in my time, but I invented that phrase.

290:40

I I assure you. All right, here we go.

290:42

All right, we're coming

290:45

in. All right, here we go. Coming in for

290:47

a nice easy

290:52

landing. And

290:57

done. Clunk. All right, I claim this

291:01

land for

291:05

myself. I can just like hover along.

291:08

Beep beep beep.

291:10

All right, life support systems. Yeah,

291:12

that used up a bunch of my oxygen,

291:14

unfortunately. All right, here we go.

291:19

And okay, Shyto phosphrceived.

291:28

Ew. Oh, there's like there's like

291:30

shrimpy things down. Wow, look at this.

291:32

Wow, Chad, look at that guy. Hold on.

291:34

Let's go to first person view. Look at

291:35

that.

291:43

Look at this.

291:46

It's like a Captain Nemo. A giant squid

291:49

is attacking

291:51

her. Oh, there's the beak. There he

291:55

goes. Flying directly into its

292:00

beak. It's like squid anal or No, wait.

292:04

Hold on. What are those things?

292:06

received.

292:12

Oh, there's a second type of squid.

292:20

What a neat game this is,

292:23

huh? All right, we need shytophosphceed

292:28

chlorine. Let's see. So, what is it? Is

292:31

it like sea plants have cytophosphates?

292:35

I got these little crabs.

292:39

All right, let's

292:42

see. What is this stuff? Ah, here we go.

292:45

Cyto phosphate. I am the ultimate

292:48

badass.

292:50

State of the badass.

292:53

Happy 34 cap. Hope you're having

292:56

yourself a day. I am. It's certainly

292:58

been a day and an enjoyable one at

293:01

that. Help step squid. I'm stuck. Yes.

293:09

Gosh. Okay. Craft two hydrothermal fuel

293:13

cells. Let's craft another one. Oh,

293:15

let's see. There we go. Got it.

293:19

Chlorine. How much cyto phosphate did I

293:22

grab? Should probably grab some more

293:24

just in case I need

293:26

it. Deep in the ocean we go.

293:34

Time for that Silto,

293:38

bro.

293:40

Okay. Yeah, there are more creatures out

293:43

here somewhere.

293:48

Ah, let's

293:51

see. Oh, yeah. Different kinds of

293:55

uh Oh, there we go. Seven aquatic

293:57

creatures. Perfect.

294:02

Let's recharge my

294:04

oxygen. Can you still get the nautilon

294:06

type ships? Uh yeah. Yeah, you can

294:08

totally get

294:09

those. Teeming with life. Kind of like

294:12

my

294:17

grundle. So chat, you uh come here

294:19

often? Wait, what are these things? Oh,

294:22

wait a minute. Wait a hold on. Uh

294:24

jellyfish are uh dangerous. Yeah,

294:26

they'll bite you or sting you or

294:27

whatever it is. Yep. Oh [ __ ] Yep.

294:30

They're coming after

294:31

me.

294:33

Crap. Little bastards. Yeah, they sting

294:36

you to

294:38

death. Yeah. See, they they're coming

294:40

after you. You can kill them if you

294:42

want. I mean, I don't feel

294:45

it. There we

294:49

go. Yeah. You stick around in the water

294:51

too long, jellyfish come after you.

294:53

Let's go to discoveries. Um the six out

294:57

of eight. Yeah. So, there's there are

294:59

two more common underwater creatures,

295:02

but they only come out at night. So,

295:05

yeah, why don't we stick around? Huh?

295:06

And this will if you if you discover all

295:08

the creatures on a planet, you do

295:10

actually get uh you do actually get

295:12

nanites. Giant squid is attacking

295:15

you. Let's get one of the space station

295:17

dudes to pee on it. Yeah, my stingy

295:19

stings.

295:26

I found a large lake that was only 15

295:28

units deep, but it had in it was 11

295:30

giant squid. That's

295:33

awesome. So, yeah, we will wait and find

295:36

the nocturnal um

295:38

creatures in the muck. I'll tell you

295:41

what. So, right

295:43

now, okay, so I got the hydrothermal

295:46

fuel cells, so that's good.

295:49

Yeah, I feel like I should probably make

295:51

some more of

295:53

these thermal fuel cell things. There we

295:57

go. Reinforce the exo

296:01

suit. All right, tell what. Let's

296:04

see. Expedition. Okay. Collect the

296:06

reward teaming with life. Automated trap

296:08

plan. Supreme scanning system upgrade.

296:10

Supreme movement system

296:15

upgrade. All right. automated trap. Now,

296:18

I could set that out. I have to catch

296:19

some fish, I

296:21

think.

296:26

Yeah. Yeah, it's an S tier scanner

296:28

module. I might I might not use

296:31

that. Movement module. Can I Can I use

296:34

one more movement

296:36

module? Yes, I can.

296:43

Awesome. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, let's take

296:47

a look. Yeah, I could I could take this

296:48

and save it for my other ships or other

296:51

other playthrough. Okay, so now um Okay,

296:56

collect

296:57

reward. Okay, a fishing rig. So, I got

297:00

to make dihydrogen jelly, which is easy,

297:02

and carbon nano tubes, which is also

297:05

easy. So, I have to fish. I think I have

297:07

to fish some fish to

297:09

fish. Yeah, reach ocean depths. Collect

297:12

sealass. Now, what the heck is sealass?

297:16

[Music]

297:18

Yeah, because I think I have to fish at

297:20

some point. Hold on. Yeah. Catch four

297:22

fish from gas giants. That's

297:24

interesting. From gas

297:26

giants. Huh. Pilot a Colossus exorcraft.

297:31

Construct a base on a gas giant. Oh, and

297:35

gather a crystallized helium. That

297:36

shouldn't be too hard. Okay, so I have

297:38

to catch four fish, but I have to be on

297:39

a gas giant. An ocean gas giant. Yeah, I

297:43

don't get that. catch four fish from a

297:45

gas

297:46

giant. Let's say I've done that

297:50

before. Well, uh yeah, let's see if I

297:53

can hit those ocean depths. All right,

297:54

let's do this. Okay, so let's recharge

297:57

some of my

297:59

units. Oxygencharge.

298:03

There's that guycharge.

298:05

Life supportcharge.

298:09

Okay, let's do it, chat. Let's see if I

298:11

can hit 1,000 mters

298:14

below. Okay, so unfort unfortunately I'm

298:16

kind of covering up the

298:19

number. Oh yeah, there's Oh yeah,

298:21

there's the scrimp. Check it out.

298:23

There's the scrimpy

298:26

scrimps. Oh, look at

298:29

them. Little guys.

298:33

Yuck. All right, we have to find a nice

298:36

really really deep part.

298:39

might just be able to drill down. So,

298:41

right now I'm at 85. Yeah, this isn't

298:43

going to be deep

298:47

enough. Yeah, we need to fly out and

298:49

find some really deep

298:52

water. Giant

298:56

squid. Yeah, more crystal

299:00

sulfide. There you can see there's the

299:02

uh there's the the the wall, the shelf

299:05

as they call

299:06

it. Here we go. What's this?

299:10

You need to be in the nautilon. Really?

299:12

You don't think I could

299:14

dive? Not really an ocean, any gas

299:16

giant. They all have some at least some

299:18

water. I literally found about uh found

299:20

a puddle about 10 ft diameter and 3 ft

299:22

deep and did it there.

299:25

Okay. And the nautilon would make it

299:32

easier. And clunk. Okay. So, let's do

299:36

this.

299:38

a nodalon platform. So, I need

299:40

magnetized ferite and dihydrogen jelly.

299:43

Okay, I need some smelly

299:48

jelly. All right, there we go. There's

299:51

that.

299:52

Okay, what else was

299:55

there? I need magnetized fite. Okay, so

299:59

I need I need to take all my fite and

300:01

turn it into super

300:04

fite. Actually, I don't think I'm going

300:06

to have enough fite. Unfortunately. All

300:08

right, let's do

300:11

this. Oh, actually, no. I might I might

300:13

have just enough. Just

300:15

enough fite dust. Turn that into pure

300:24

[Music]

300:30

fite. You can't really do it yourself

300:32

unless you have a ton of batteries to

300:33

keep charging the the suit. All right, I

300:35

guess we'll just get the nod on. I need

300:38

a dive bell,

300:41

right? Super Scooby

300:44

pooper. All right, here we go.

300:49

Begin. I see how it is, chat. Oh, ye of

300:52

little faith.

300:58

[Music]

301:06

Oh, you know what? Last time I was at a

301:08

station should have uh should have

301:10

changed my my helmet. All right, here we

301:13

go. Magnetized fright. All right, so

301:16

let's do this. We're going to fly out to

301:18

the middle of nowhere and then we'll

301:20

dive dive

301:27

dive. Okay, so let's do this. We have to

301:29

reach an ocean depth of 1, 101 m. It

301:33

says hazard pay. Collect

301:35

sealass. Okay. So, let's hop out

301:40

here. Uh, yeah. I guess we have to go

301:42

underwater. Very deep

301:44

underwater. So deep. Wait, wait, hold

301:46

on. Wait a minute, chat. Wait a minute.

301:49

The sun's going

301:50

down. Let's see if we can find those two

301:52

fishy fish. The rare the the fish that

301:54

only come out at

301:56

night. Clunk. in this game. I like the

301:59

visuals in this

302:04

game. Okay, it said they they were

302:07

common, but they only come out at night,

302:08

and I think it's night time

302:10

now. Here we are. And

302:15

ow.

302:17

Okay. Okay. So, they are creatures that

302:19

only come out at night or only swim at

302:22

night. Oh, hold on. Got one.

302:28

Okay.

302:29

Weep. Do you know the

302:32

way? Uh, let's see. Yeah, mostly. They

302:35

mostly come out at night. And there's

302:38

the last one. Wow, look at that guy.

302:43

Okay, so there we go. Wow, dude. That's

302:45

like a mega goldfish. Hold on. Check

302:47

this

302:48

out. Yeah. Wow, man. That would be a

302:51

fancy pet to have, huh? Look at that

302:53

guy. Holy crap.

302:55

Ah, okay. Cool. Because um yeah, because

302:58

I I discovered all of the fish on this

303:00

planet. It was very easy, by the way. Uh

303:02

sometimes there's like a rare fish that

303:04

you have to find at night and only lives

303:05

in a cave that's thousand meters

303:08

down. Yeah, that is a mega goldfish. I

303:11

like it. Okay, cool. So, we're going to

303:13

register

303:13

completion. And that just gave me 2,000

303:16

nanites. And that

303:21

also h how many let's see what's is it

303:25

5,000 nanites that I have to collect for

303:26

the expedition. Hold on. Let's see. What

303:29

is it? Um oh 7 7200. Okay. So I'm at

303:34

4591. So I thought I I thought I was

303:37

going to get it just then. Uh let's see

303:40

here. You need 9,000. It says it says

303:43

7200. Yeah. Holy carp. Yeah, exactly.

303:47

All right, let's see. I wonder if I can

303:49

rename that

303:50

guy. Uh, let's

303:53

see. Now, yeah, we to name a we'd have

303:56

to go discover a creature that's not on

303:58

one of the planets that's part of the

303:59

path. We'd just have to go to a

304:01

different star system because yeah, all

304:02

these have already been named by

304:05

players, which is okay. But yeah, chat,

304:07

do you think Hold on. You think I could

304:08

tame that guy

304:11

somehow? Let's see. Do I have any

304:15

creatures? Damn. I don't have any

304:17

pellets. Hold

304:18

on. Oh, I'm out. I'm all out of carbon,

304:21

too. Hold on.

304:25

Crap. Oops. Wrong

304:28

button. Cyto phosphates. I need

304:30

something that gives me Okay, here we

304:36

go. There we go. That's That's good

304:38

stuff. He has both carbon.

304:41

Um, hold on. Let's see. Scan

304:44

it. Damn

304:50

it. Okay, here we go. We're going to

304:52

make some food pellets real quick. Uh,

304:54

let's see. Let's see. Yeah. Can we Can

304:57

we tame this

305:00

thing? Damn. Where did it

305:03

go? Ah, there it is. Okay. Let's see.

305:05

Can we can we feed it some fish food and

305:09

try to uh Hold

305:12

on. Oh, it's very bashful. Crap. Hold

305:15

on. Let's

305:19

see. Oh, there he is. He's going for the

305:21

chow, maybe. Hold

305:26

on. Is there Is there a way to tame the

305:30

fish?

305:38

Okay. Yeah. Oh man. Maybe maybe this guy

305:41

isn't tameable. Hold

305:46

on. Okay, Chad. There is one other way

305:48

we can tame it. There we go. All right.

305:51

So, there we go. Nice and tame

305:55

now. Okay. It's just It's just resting.

305:58

It is It is active at night, but

305:59

sometimes it needs to take a break. And

306:01

uh Okay, there we go. All right. So wake

306:04

up. We'll call him Frankie the fish

306:06

face. All right. Wake up, buddy. Come on

306:08

now. I I used my stun

306:10

bullets. I used my Yeah, I set phasers

306:13

to stun hopefully. Okay, so he's just

306:15

taking a just a short break, which is

306:17

fine. No fish fish gets tired, you know.

306:21

All right. Yeah. All right, wake up.

306:23

We're I'm trying to use my gun as an

306:24

alarm

306:26

clock. All right, this isn't

306:30

working. It's Yeah, it's on a cool down,

306:32

right? That fish is on a cool

306:35

down. Okay. All right. All right, chat.

306:39

My work here is

306:40

done. Where's my ship? All right. We

306:43

tamed a fish. So, that was fun.

306:45

Permanently tamed. Very, very tame.

306:48

Yeah. Time to flush it down the

306:50

toilet. Uh, meat shell. I don't know.

306:53

I'm not a I'm not a

306:56

biologist. All right, here we go. Lunch

306:59

thrusters.

307:01

All right. So, we're going to go out

307:02

into the dead middle of nowhere and see

307:04

if we can land and then see if we can

307:06

dive deep into the ocean

307:08

below. The answer is

307:10

yes. All right, spot

307:13

three. Okay, so it looks like there are

307:15

a lot of platforms and other uh business

307:17

around here. So, this might be a good

307:19

place to

307:21

dive. Dude, where's my ship? Now I got

307:23

the edge to watch stoner movies.

307:28

Okay. Ah, crap. Uhoh. All right, that's

307:32

okay. Hold on. Check this out. All

307:34

right. Flying too fast. We're going to

307:39

land. All right. And

307:44

flunk. Okay. Now, let's see. Nautilon

307:48

platform. All right. 3 2

307:51

1. There it

307:53

is. Okay, chat. We are going to let

307:56

someone rename my nautilon. Wow, this

307:58

thing has a lot of storage room. Look at

307:59

that. That's

308:02

awesome. Oh, I should probably make some

308:04

fuel, shouldn't

308:05

I? Uh, let's see. Carbon. Ah, crap nuts.

308:09

I don't have any

308:11

carbon. Uh, okay. Just I guess we got to

308:15

Damn, I forgot to get carbon.

308:18

Um, let's see. Do I

308:22

have I guess I can make

308:25

um Let's do this. Let's pick this

308:32

guy. All right. So, there we go. It's 92

308:35

carbon. I just want to make sure I have

308:37

fuel so I can surface again. All right.

308:39

Here we go. Um, a hydrothermal fuel

308:42

cell. Yeah, the Humbolt drive. Okay,

308:45

there we go. So, that way I don't have

308:47

to worry about it. Ecom went says, "Went

308:49

to college for fish and wildlife tech."

308:50

Well, that's that's interesting. What

308:52

What is your favorite fish and or

308:53

wildlife

308:55

tech? Uh, yes. All right. Here we

308:59

go. What's up, Glacier? How's it going?

309:02

Um, all right. So, if you're a

309:04

subscriber here, uh, please do type an

309:05

exclamation point. Let me name. I'll let

309:06

somebody rename my nautilon. We'll do

309:08

this. It's kind of a lightning round.

309:10

Yeah, there's the Humbult

309:13

drive. The Bahol drive. Okay. So, let's

309:16

do

309:17

this. Exocraft. Put that fuel canister

309:20

in there. Let's just say if you don't

309:23

have 10 fuel cells, you're out of luck.

309:25

All right.

309:27

Well, okay. 10 fuel cells. Let's see.

309:31

Expedition. So, let's see. It's just

309:33

It's 1,000 mters. Can I go 1,000 meters

309:36

straight down without needing a

309:38

secondary fuel

309:39

canister? Uh, Jay Grind always love

309:41

rainbow trout. My father and I when I

309:43

was a kid, we used to go fishing for

309:44

rainbow trout and catfish and perch and

309:47

bluegill. Beautiful fish. This entire

309:50

channel is a red flag. That's right. All

309:52

right.

309:53

And uh let's see. Richardbot, activate.

309:56

Bam. Uh, Major Chit, what do you want to

309:58

name my Nautilon that I'm going to use

310:00

for about 30 seconds and then never

310:01

again. But it needs a name. A ship has

310:04

no name. Yeah. So, uh, Major Chit. Uh,

310:08

what is

310:10

it? What do you What? Yeah, I know you

310:13

just entered. So, wenus

310:16

goblin. That'd be an interesting name.

310:24

really need five of them just to go go

310:28

down. Uh, Major Chit, what do you want

310:30

to name this

310:33

thing?

310:34

Um, should should I pick? Do we have to

310:37

pick? Like I said, we're going to try to

310:38

do this as a lightning round. All right,

310:40

let's see.

310:42

Nodalon.

310:45

Okay. All right. Down we go into the

310:48

deep.

310:51

A crap. It might not be deep

310:53

enough. One is enough.

310:56

Okay. All right. So, unfortunately Oh,

310:58

yeah. Depth. Here we go.

311:05

300. Crossing into the deep ocean. Damn.

311:07

Yeah, this isn't deep enough. Crapnuts.

311:10

Nice deep. It's It's 500 meters, but we

311:12

need to do a

311:14

thousand. Let's see. I wonder if I can

311:16

get any glass shards while I'm down

311:18

here.

311:19

All right. Uh, let's see. The SS only

311:22

sleeping. All right. We can do that.

311:23

Let's see real quick here. All right.

311:26

So, SS

311:30

only fans. No, only only sleeping. There

311:35

we are. There we go. Sounds like a good

311:37

boat name. Okay. So, if I hop out of

311:43

here. Oh, there it is. There's some

311:45

sealass right there.

311:47

I should probably use the nautilon to

311:49

get

311:53

this. You had to find Yeah. Yeah. Jani,

311:56

that's what I'm thinking. Maybe if we

311:57

find

311:58

a no scan technology. Damn. All

312:02

right. What is

312:04

that? What the hell is

312:08

that? Oh, wow. Look at that. How? Wow.

312:12

That's Look at that. It's a hermit crab

312:14

that found a hell. Wow. Oh, dude. We

312:17

have to get one of those. Hold on. Crap.

312:18

I need to make some more uh pellets.

312:21

Damn it. I'm all out of carbon. Oh. Oh,

312:24

look at that, though. Yeah, it's a

312:25

hermit crab that is using a divers's

312:27

helmet as a home. Wow, that's really

312:30

neat, man. What will they think of

312:33

next? Okay, here we go. Oh, we might

312:38

have a an

312:41

earthquake. Here we go. Let's see. Seal

312:44

glass.

312:46

So, how do we how do we mine this stuff?

312:48

Oh, yeah. Just grab it. Okay, that's

312:51

one.

312:56

All right. Depth protection.

313:00

Let's see. Life support.

313:07

A lot of lot of glass everywhere, so

313:09

that's good.

313:12

See, this

313:13

one's right there. But there's I think

313:15

there's some closer ones, maybe. Yeah,

313:17

there's another one right

313:20

there. Should probably be using the

313:22

nautilon. But that's so cool, though.

313:24

Those are the crabs I talked about.

313:25

Yeah, I hadn't seen those

313:32

before. All righty. Sea

313:35

glass identified. Unidentified

313:39

dudes. Remember, never dig directly at

313:42

something with a terrain manipulator.

313:43

You end up just destroying the thing

313:44

that you're actually trying to

313:46

find. Okay, here we

313:51

go. What is that? Wow, that's a giant

313:53

squid. That's a thermal

313:56

vent. Glo, Chad.

314:00

Glo. Okay, there's another one right

314:02

there. So, we need to collect five of

314:04

these. Actually, I was I was getting a

314:07

little deeper there, so that's good.

314:14

Okay, there we go.

314:17

Yoink. Life support systems at 50%.

314:20

Yeah, it does chew up your life support

314:21

pretty quick being down

314:24

here. There's another

314:26

one, especially if you use your

314:31

jetpack.

314:35

Okay, let's see. Where is it? It's down

314:37

below.

314:39

Remember, yeah, like I said, dig next to

314:41

it, not straight at it. You'll end up

314:43

destroying

314:45

it. Damn it. Oh god, it's got the marker

314:48

was it was to the left of it instead of

314:50

on the middle of

314:51

it. Damn it. Okay, see? Well, there

314:56

there you go. Prime example. Yeah, it's

314:58

just the marker was kind of to the left

314:59

of it, I guess you could say.

315:03

All right,

315:07

let's

315:08

see. All right, here we go, chat. Just

315:10

need one

315:12

more. I got diaper aggro. Oh, no

315:15

worries. No

315:18

worries. Suit upgrade they added will

315:20

help with it. Makes you more immune to

315:21

the depths. Yeah, you're

315:28

right. All right, let's summon my

315:30

Nautilon. Here we go. Yeah, if you

315:31

didn't know that you could summon your

315:32

Nautilon right to your position. So,

315:35

there we

315:38

go. Okay. All right. So, yeah, looks

315:41

like we can go a little deeper now,

315:44

maybe. I just I wish the vision uh in

315:46

first person mode wasn't so

315:49

restrictive. Okay, let's

315:52

see. We're at

315:55

600. Yeah, I need a All right, this is

315:59

the ocean floor. Yeah, that's 660

316:03

670. Damn, we need to go

316:06

deeper. Yeah, it's like the Inception

316:10

movie. We must go

316:12

deeper. Coldest temperature. I Dude, I

316:16

really want to get one of those little

316:17

guys as a

316:18

pet. Note that shaft coming up from it.

316:23

Shaft. Damn. Okay. So, I guess we're

316:25

going to have to try

316:29

again. Okay. Reach extreme ocean depths.

316:32

Yeah, we got to about 600, but uh need a

316:35

thousand diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy

316:38

hole. Well, I guess I I could try to

316:40

Yeah, I mean I could try to dig a hole,

316:42

but if I hit if I hit like rock like

316:45

seabed or whatever, it won't it won't

316:46

let me dig any further, maybe.

316:52

Okay. I guess I don't have the I don't

316:54

have the terrain manipulator for the

316:56

nautilon installed, which actually is a

316:58

thing. Okay. So, let's try to do this.

317:00

All right. Terrain manipulator. All

317:02

right. All right. Uh, medium

317:07

beam. Yeah, this. All right. So, yeah,

317:09

we hit we hit rock bed very, very

317:11

quickly. So, yeah, it's a shame, too. We

317:12

got to 710, but yes, it's just not deep

317:16

enough. That was worth a shot, though.

317:19

The deeper you go, the larger the crabs

317:21

get. Go

317:24

on. All right. So, very, very cool

317:27

stuff. We just need to find a nice

317:29

deeper hole. I don't know. It seems like

317:32

we got plenty of power for the

317:36

nautilon. I We probably make it with

317:38

just without even a fuel

317:42

cell. Okay. And raising this fast would

317:45

give you the bend. Something awful.

317:50

Black market goods

317:52

acquired. Need to reach a trade

317:54

terminal. You can use your fishing rig

317:55

or excess skip to find deeper water or

317:57

look for player base that marks such a

317:58

place. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep.

318:01

Yep. All right.

318:04

And Chris

318:06

Bloosh. I like that kind of kind of

318:09

bursts like a

318:10

whale. Rainbows chat. You know it's

318:13

going to be a good time when there are

318:16

rainbows. Yeah, just like I said, I like

318:18

this thing, but the uh the view in it is

318:20

just so restrictive, which is

318:28

unfortunate. Uh, you can tell how deep

318:30

it is before diving on your HUD. Oh,

318:32

really? Um,

318:38

how Okay, here we

318:41

go. All right, so there it is. Yeah, it

318:43

kind of kind of sits in the water like

318:45

it's supposed to. Little the SS only

318:47

sleeping. Thank you, major

318:49

chit. Going to take a major chit right

318:52

after the

318:53

stream. All right, here we go. The

318:58

pizzle. So, yeah. How would you how

319:00

would you see the depth using your

319:07

scanner while swimming? Okay, here we

319:09

go. Blunk. Oh, yeah. Sea floor. Oh,

319:13

yeah. You're right. It It did. Ah,

319:14

you're right. It does say that. Yeah.

319:17

5:35. So, let's

319:20

see. All right. Let's take off.

319:24

Eh, let's

319:25

see. Uh, okay. So, there's somebody made

319:28

a base here called Deep

319:32

One. There we go. Just skimming the

319:34

water here like a giant jet

319:40

ski. This game is pretty neat.

319:50

Let's

319:51

see. Looks like there are a few

319:52

platforms here. Maybe this will be deep

319:56

enough. Here we go. Coming in for a nice

319:58

squishy landing. How do you change the

320:01

personal camera view? Um, I see it's in

320:03

your menu. So, if uh you click here,

320:06

then you go to navigate to uh what is

320:08

it? Utilities. And then you can switch

320:10

your starship view. However, you can if

320:11

you're playing on a keyboard or with a

320:13

keyboard and mouse, you can key bind it.

320:14

See how I have the number one and see

320:16

I'm flashing that number one. You can

320:17

make it two, three, whatever you want.

320:18

Uh, and that's how I'm able to swap back

320:20

and forth very quickly between first and

320:22

third person. Uh, it works in exoccraft.

320:24

It works uh in first person mode or

320:27

like, you know, walk walking around

320:28

mode. I mean, uh, yeah. See, I just I

320:30

have it keybinded or keybound. So, it

320:32

actually, you know, it goes very very

320:35

quick. Hey, don't leave your nauton

320:38

platform.

320:39

Uh, oh yeah, I probably should go get

320:41

that, shouldn't I? All right, here we

320:42

go. Let's take a

320:44

look. Dang, at 8:12. Damn, so close.

320:49

8:12. Maybe maybe I can find a cave or

320:53

maybe I could dig a little

320:58

deeper. Let's see. Can't I just resummon

321:02

my Nautilon

321:05

dudes? No build permission. Yeah, I

321:08

thought it just I thought if you just re

321:10

summon it, it moves

321:13

it.

321:16

Really? I guess it's not like the

321:17

nautilon it because it's a platform in

321:19

its own right, right? I guess I would

321:21

have to What do I do?

321:24

H, that's the

321:26

exoskeff. Let's see. Natalon

321:33

platform. Yeah. Couldn't I just Couldn't

321:35

I just Don't I get to reuse it? Couldn't

321:38

I just reummon

321:47

it? Oops. Hold on. Let's try

321:50

something. Yep. There we

321:56

are. We

322:00

go. Dive. All right. Here we go. We're

322:02

going to dive.

322:05

What the

322:12

hell? All right. Dive.

322:16

Dive. Okay. Into the depths we

322:23

go. Into the deep we

322:27

depart, diving deeper and deeper into

322:30

the crush zone.

322:33

See, I do see the bottom

322:38

already. Holy penis pumps. Holy

322:43

crap. That thing is huge. That thing

322:47

could just eat me like a juju bee. Juju

322:50

bean, I

322:53

mean. Okay, here we go. Nice and

322:57

deep. Okay, we're at 7800. Right on the

323:02

dot.

323:04

See? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The deeper you go,

323:07

the deeper they get.

323:12

Okay. All right. Here we go,

323:15

chat. How deep can we

323:18

go? All

323:20

right. Dang. Oh, man. Crap.

323:26

8:45. I already did

323:29

medic. All right.

323:32

Oh man, you see it's it's just it's just

323:34

punishing just depleting my oxygen super

323:38

fast. Okay, let's see. Where is

323:41

my Oh, goodness gracious. Where's my

323:44

nautilon? Uhoh. Uhoh.

323:52

Okay, life support power

323:55

blow. All right, let's do this.

324:00

recharge. Oh, did they did they did they

324:02

change it? H. Yeah. Did they change it

324:05

where because they they had it where it

324:07

kept even if you were in your nautilon

324:09

when you're at like crush zone depths,

324:10

it would still deplete your oxygen. I

324:12

guess they changed it. I thought that

324:13

was kind of weird.

324:16

Yeah. Yeah. I already scanned all the I

324:19

actually scanned all the fish on this

324:20

planet. All the fish. Yeah, that's nice.

324:23

I thought that was kind of weird. It's

324:24

like why why would being inside your

324:26

nautilon at a at a low depth deplete

324:29

your oxygen? That was a bug. Okay, good.

324:31

Yeah, I thought that was kind of unfair

324:32

to be

324:33

honest. All right, Chad. I guess we got

324:35

to keep

324:37

trying. Oh, they fixed. Okay, good.

324:39

That's good to know. Dang. Okay, so we

324:41

got down to about 850. Yeah, I need to

324:44

get down to 1,01. So, we got to we got

324:46

to look for another

324:48

spot. Let's see. What is What does that

324:50

say?

324:52

spot time

324:55

x3.

324:58

Maybe we're trying to find a spot that's

325:00

deep enough. That was that would

325:01

actually kind of creep me out. That

325:03

gigantic

325:04

squid. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Glacier. I just

325:06

I just marked one. Hopefully maybe

325:08

that'll be a little

325:09

deeper. Yeah. Because it was Yeah. Just

325:12

just chew up your oxygen even when

325:13

you're in the

325:15

nautilon. Thought that was kind of a

325:18

weird design

325:19

choice. Save. There's a save beacon just

325:22

in the middle of the ocean

325:24

here. Let's

325:31

see. Woo! Sploosh.

325:46

So the uh so you guys are saying I can

325:48

actually pick uh can I pick up my

325:50

Nautilon disposal chamber or whatever

325:53

it's

325:55

called. All

325:59

righty. Uh philosophobia anymore than it

326:02

already does. Oh

326:05

yeah. I don't know. When I was living in

326:08

Hawaii, my parents tried to spook me

326:10

into aquatic alphabase and spooked me

326:13

into uh staying away from the ocean

326:15

unattended because they, you know,

326:16

they're like, "Oh, you'll get eaten by

326:18

sharks." Rendevous beach

326:22

platform. Wait, did I

326:27

Yeah. Dredging laser supreme defensive

326:30

systems

326:33

upgrade. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Hold on.

326:35

Look at this. What's this? What is

326:37

this? Ah, now this is a little

326:45

nicer. All right, hold on. And

326:49

sploosh. Okay, let's

326:52

see. Yeah, this one's only 720,

326:55

unfortunately.

327:02

Yeah, that one's only 720. So, let's

327:04

see. You take a look around. Vondu

327:08

2. Aquatic Alpha

327:13

Base. Land's End. Ctographers

327:19

Rest. Deep one. Oh, I help. Maybe this

327:21

one. Deep

327:26

one.

327:28

Oops. Deep

327:31

one. All

327:36

right, let's try it. We'll go to deep

327:39

one and see if this has got the uh got

327:41

what I

327:42

need. Actually, let's take a look in

327:47

here. See if anyone left anything in

327:49

these nutrient processors. Object in

327:51

use. Oh, guess I can't

327:55

uh I could go fishing in here. This

327:58

probably doesn't count as a gas giant.

328:02

Look at it. Hold middle mouse button.

328:03

Uh, look at it. And do what now? Look at

328:08

what did what now? There's one marked

328:11

1028. Hey, where was that one

328:20

[Music]

328:22

at? This is technically cheating, by the

328:25

way. H, you know, it's community members

328:28

helping each other out,

328:29

right? Uh, let's see. Base 16, deep sea

328:33

shore components. I mean, I I like the

328:36

names. People actually bother to name

328:38

stuff. Interesting names. Let's try

328:40

Let's go to deep one and see how deep it

328:44

is. I'll be

328:49

you. All right, here we go. All right,

328:52

it's coming around on a 21 niner. All

328:55

right, we're going to go to Deep One.

328:57

Anyone here remember the movie Deep Star

328:59

6?

329:00

It's about that uh underwater station

329:04

that was being attacked by a giant

329:06

creature. I don't know, Glacier. I

329:08

couldn't find it for some reason. So,

329:09

we'll try deep

329:11

one. I like how this planet is just

329:13

littered with

329:20

platforms. Yeah, deep one. It's just

329:22

Yeah, it's just has a depth of exactly

329:27

one. Okay, here he goes. Deep

329:33

one. All righty. Here we go. They got a

329:36

landing pad, which is nice. Every time

329:37

you land at an actual landing pad, um it

329:39

doesn't it doesn't use up any um launch

329:42

fuel when you take off

329:44

again. Yeah, Dark's right. Yeah, that's

329:46

that's the that's the probably the

329:48

probably the the yuckiest scene in that

329:51

movie. The guy they pull that guy up in

329:53

the diving suit and the creature's like

329:55

bites him in

329:56

half. Okay. Oh, look at

329:59

this. All right, here we go. 3, two,

330:01

one, and

330:05

sploosh. Oh, it's all right. 991. That

330:08

should be close. And if it's uh if we

330:10

need to go deeper, we can just dig. So,

330:12

let's try

330:13

this. Summon my

330:16

nautilon.

330:17

Clunk. The SS only

330:24

sleeping. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at this.

330:26

Yeah, somebody actually did build a base

330:28

here. Oh, hey, look at this. Deep

330:32

one. He must They didn't They didn't

330:35

build it deep enough though for it to be

330:37

called deep one. Oh, god. Look. Aha.

330:40

Yeah, there's another giant squid. Okay,

330:43

here we go to the depths

330:47

below. Can you can land on water, too,

330:50

with the water jets for the ship? Yes,

330:51

Madic. Yeah, if you have um uh aqua jets

330:55

installed. Okay, here we go. We just

330:57

cleared 600

331:00

meters. Don't go too deep. Ball rocks.

331:03

Yes, ballro here. Seven. Okay, 800

331:07

meters,

331:08

man. Here we go. Getting

331:11

deep. Very

331:17

deep. Okay, here we are, chat. 990. Oh,

331:20

there it is. Crush zone 101 or 10001, I

331:23

mean. All right, we did it. Yeah. Yeah,

331:26

we didn't we didn't need more fuel for

331:27

the humble drive. So, that's

331:30

interesting. I got some Xenos down here.

331:32

Yeah. All right, hold on. Before we

331:34

leave, we must explore the deep blue

331:38

below. Let's

331:41

see. Yeah, this is uh this is kind of

331:43

some new additions to the gameplay where

331:45

they finally have very very deep water

331:47

and you can outfit the Nautilon with a

331:48

train manipulator and laser beam. So,

331:50

you actually stay down here and like dig

331:52

for

331:54

stuff. Okay. Yeah, that giant squid that

331:57

tucking

332:00

you. Your books are safe. Yeah, we

332:03

should watch that. We should watch uh uh

332:06

it's on Adllo, isn't it? That's the only

332:07

place I found in all the expedition

332:09

planets that was deep enough. Uh we are

332:11

on Yep. Uh yeah, Adto. Yep, you are

332:15

right about that, Pixel Girl.

332:17

family of

332:18

squid. Let's see. All right, here we go.

332:21

We'll we'll drive directly into the

332:23

squid and let him eat me like a popcorn

332:26

ball. Here we go. There we go. Oh,

332:29

whoops. Oh god, I knocked it out

332:32

somehow. Oh, yeah. There it goes. Uh,

332:34

sorry. I kind of clobbered

332:37

it. Look at his giant eyeball there. Oh,

332:40

I just parked on his

332:41

eye. Yuck. All right, there we go.

332:44

Sorry, we just uh we bumped into its

332:46

squid grundle and I guess it didn't like

332:48

that. So, it's only sleeping. Yeah,

332:50

exactly. It's just that's the name of

332:51

the exo crab. Yeah, it's only sleeping.

332:53

Yeah, it's not dead. It's only sleeping.

332:55

Look, we This is like a squid party down

332:57

here. I don't like it. Time to get out

332:59

of

333:00

here. There was also Leviathan. Yeah,

333:03

with Peter Welllet. Yeah. Yeah. Robocop

333:04

did a a sea monster movie. Yeah, there

333:07

was a whole We were talking about this

333:09

like last month or so. There was um

333:11

Yeah, there's Deep Star 6. We watched

333:12

Abyss for Movie Night, but there's also

333:14

Deep Star 6 and Leviathan and Endless

333:17

Descent. Um, and uh, yeah, there was all

333:20

these in the 90s there was all these

333:21

like ocean movies, you know, deep sea

333:25

movies. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. This

333:28

is this guy's underwater base. You know,

333:30

you can build a base at the very very

333:32

bottom. I've done it. Well, I should say

333:33

Avalanche did it and I only helped. But,

333:35

uh, because if you if you put the base

333:37

all the way at the bottom, then you get

333:38

to see all the bottom dweller life.

333:42

They tagged onto the abyss in that era.

333:44

Yeah. Yeah. There's just all these like

333:46

ocean a lot of ocean monster movies, if

333:48

you will. Yeah. Don't drink the vodka.

333:51

Yeah. The like diseased vodka that had

333:55

mutagenic properties or something. I

333:57

don't

333:58

know. All right. Where's my

334:02

ship?

334:04

Oops. Okay. Here we

334:06

go. Oh, there it be.

334:13

I think. Yeah. What What other There was

334:15

other There was another like deep water

334:17

creepy

334:18

movie. Yeah. There was Hold on. I guess

334:21

the Yeah. The one I haven't seen in a

334:22

while. It was kind of cheesy, too. It's

334:24

like called

334:29

Endless. Yeah. Yeah. It was this movie.

334:31

It was called Endless Descent. Yeah. You

334:33

hold your breath and scream at the same

334:34

time. Gerp. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, yeah.

334:38

Ray Wise, The Rift. Yeah, it's just all

334:40

these there was all these like

334:41

underwater monster movies that came out

334:42

in like I think the late 80s and 90s,

334:44

early 90s. Yeah, kind of after the Abyss

334:48

was very popular. But

334:52

uh All right. But uh anyways, go go feel

334:55

free to watch some of those

335:01

uh Sphere. Yeah. Yeah. Then of course

335:03

there's like the the Meg, all those

335:05

movies. Uh, well, yeah, I was I was

335:08

thinking I was thinking more like Well,

335:10

I guess you know, Red October. Yeah, The

335:11

Hunt for Red October. I was thinking

335:12

more of like Yeah, like underwater

335:14

monster

335:15

movies. Yes. Sequest. Yeah, there

335:18

underwater stuff was very big in the

335:22

90s. That base may have been the ocean

335:24

floor before the world's part two

335:26

update. Oh, yeah. TJ, you might be right

335:28

about

335:29

that. All right, let's do this. Let's

335:31

take off, eh? Okay. Uh, let's see.

335:34

Collect the reward. Crush Zone. Finally,

335:36

I get my crystal

335:39

sulfide. Underwater construction

335:45

plans. Okay. Ah, visit the site of a

335:49

sunken freighter. M. So, that's going to

335:52

be a little bit more difficult. But I

335:53

bet I bet if I had a shadow of an

335:55

inkling of a modicum of doubt, uh, there

335:58

is probably someone who's already built

335:59

a base next to one. So, why don't we do

336:01

this? Let's take off. Eh.

336:05

Sequest voyage to the bottom of the

336:07

ratings. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks because

336:09

that that Jonathan Brandis kid that was

336:11

on that show, you know, he did a bunch

336:12

of movies and he was on Sequest DSV. Uh

336:15

he he called it quits in life after

336:17

Yeah. that show ended. I guess he kind

336:19

of felt like he was, you know, just I

336:22

don't know, he's going to be like a

336:23

child actor that ends up not being

336:25

famous anymore or whatever. And you

336:26

know, he he called it quits

336:29

unfortunately. But um yeah, he was in

336:32

the he was in the Never- Ending Story

336:34

sequel that was terrible. He was in that

336:36

movie Ladybugs. Um all sorts of stuff,

336:39

you know. He's like these teen

336:41

heartthrob. Spoiler alert. Spoil me.

336:44

Spoiler

336:45

alert. Let's see. Is there anything?

336:48

Yeah. So, we need to go to a different

336:50

star

336:54

system. Nautilon can also search for it

336:56

with the right tech. Yeah, you are right

336:58

about that.

337:01

Uh, I really liked Underwater movie with

337:03

Christian Stewart. Yeah, that was kind

337:04

of like another underwater monster movie

337:06

kind of

337:08

thing. In World War I, a troop ship in

337:11

the Indian Ocean had the two night

337:13

watchmen see a giant squid that the guy

337:15

on the front of the ship saw a giant eye

337:16

and the guy on the rear saw tentacles

337:18

leading off into the dark. Yeah. I mean,

337:20

giant squid are called giant squid for a

337:22

reason. Yeah. Yeah. Ladybugs with Rodney

337:24

Dangerfield. Yeah. Sometimes I I say the

337:26

joke.

337:29

Uh, God, what was it? Ronnie Dangerfield

337:32

bad. He was yelling at Jonathan

337:33

Brandice. He's like, "Look, you got to

337:35

you got to act like you're a girl. You

337:37

can't say I got to piss so bad I can

337:38

taste it." You know, he's just he was

337:41

giving all these He's like, "Yeah, I got

337:42

to pee so bad my eyeballs are floating."

337:44

You know,

337:46

just Yeah. Rodney Dangerfield, man. He

337:49

He had some had some good jokes. Yeah.

337:53

You got to pee so bad I could taste it.

337:56

So

337:57

gross. Yeah, it's a Rodney Rodney

338:00

Dangerfield joke. Okay. Um, let's see.

338:03

Deep Deep One. Oh, Deep Rising. Yeah,

338:06

all those underwater monster moves. Oh

338:09

crap. Okay, so I

338:12

need Well, what do we think?

338:16

Um, hell is that?

338:20

H. So, what do we So, there's got to

338:23

be Yeah, there's got to be Well, I don't

338:25

know. A sunk those CR the sunken

338:27

freighters don't normally I don't think

338:29

you can find them on the super deep

338:31

planets. Can

338:35

you So, let's let's do this. I guess if

338:38

we

338:40

go cataloging expedition. So, yeah,

338:43

visit the site of a sunken

338:45

freighter. H, what would that be?

338:51

And you would be absolutely 100% wrong

338:52

in being able to find it on that world

338:54

or system because it's uninhabited and

338:55

thus no freigherss. Well, well, no. I

338:58

mean, Glacier, that's the point I was

338:59

just trying to make that this this

339:00

planet is is too deep to have a sunken

339:03

freighter cuz they Oh, come on.

339:06

Crap. All right, hold on. Let's do

339:12

this. I got to get rid of these uh this

339:16

contraband. Woo. See you later, space

339:18

police. That's what I was saying. Cuz

339:19

that planet's too deep to have a crashed

339:21

freighter on

339:28

it.

339:31

Okay. All right. Let's even go to a

339:33

space station. If there's a space

339:34

station, as long as it's not uh well,

339:37

totally abandoned. Oh, yeah. It is

339:39

abandoned. All right. Well, I'll tell

339:40

you what. Let's do this. Let's

339:41

sell I should be able to sell my

339:44

contraband.

339:47

Yeah. So, this

339:49

is

339:51

Yeah. Conflict level

339:54

unavailable. Can it be? H

339:58

uh. No, it's not too deep. Just

339:59

uninhabited. So, you're saying on an

340:01

aquatic planet, like a full aquatic

340:03

planet, you could still find a crash

340:05

freer as long as it's a habited system.

340:08

Have you ever found one on an aquatic

340:13

planet? Okay. H. Oh, I thought the water

340:16

would be too deep. I mean, obviously I I

340:18

landed on an I I saw an island, but I

340:20

would just would have suspected that the

340:21

water is too deep. Too deep. Well,

340:24

maybe. Maybe not. Let me sell this

340:27

contraband so I stop getting

340:35

scanned. The deep

340:45

Okay. All right. So, let's sell.

340:50

Uh, wow, this sealass is really

340:52

expensive. Am I going to need any more

340:54

sea

340:56

glass? All right, here we go. Sell these

340:58

nipnip buds.

341:01

Uh, I don't know if I need more gamma

341:04

roots. Where's that crap that I have

341:06

that's getting me in trouble? Oh, yeah.

341:07

Here we go. Prismatic feathers. Yoink.

341:11

It's actually the opposite of yoink.

341:12

That's me selling meal worms. I got to

341:14

sell this hypnotic. I wonder if I could

341:16

use a hypnotic eye as bait. Pirate

341:19

transponders. Yeah, quader. Don't need

341:22

that. Don't need this living

341:24

pearl. Okay, that should be good enough

341:26

just to at least get me uh get me out of

341:28

harm's

341:29

way. I would trade a family member or

341:31

two for Robin Williams. I'm sure he'd

341:34

agree to it.

341:42

Lots of lots of hollers this time around

341:44

for

341:47

people. Okay. So, h

341:52

uh let's do this. All right. We're going

341:53

to cheat a little bit. As much as you

341:55

can call it cheating. Uh let's see if

341:56

anyone has a base that they have marked.

341:59

Oh, wait. But what if the names don't

342:01

show

342:02

up? Yeah, wait a minute. I had a problem

342:04

earlier where none of the base names are

342:06

showing up.

342:09

He's dead. Yes, we are unfortunately

342:12

aware of that. Okay, here we

342:16

go. Oh, okay. There we go. Now it's it

342:18

seems to be working. All right, so uh

342:21

let's see other

342:23

bases. Let's see if anyone

342:28

uh Okay, something something's not right

342:32

here. I don't know if the names are

342:33

bugged or what, but yeah, you know, it's

342:35

not like everybody named their base the

342:37

same

342:39

thing. Yeah, I wonder what's wrong. I

342:41

wonder what's up with the naming system.

342:43

Oh, under 1,000 fishing base. Yes, it

342:45

would have been really easy. Could have

342:47

just gone there.

342:49

Um, let's see if anyone happens to have

342:52

a screenshot if they uploaded a

342:54

screenshot. Yeah, something's wrong with

342:56

all the names.

342:59

Yeah, you passed one. Oh, really?

343:03

Um, but you saw it from the saw it from

343:07

a thumbnail cuz like Yeah. Not everyone

343:08

remembers to

343:11

upload a thousand fishing

343:22

base. So, I'm trying to find a derelict

343:25

freighter that's

343:26

underwater. Oh, here we go. Titan sunken

343:29

freighter. Ah. Uh oh no. Oh man. It says

343:33

downloading data. Titan sunken

343:35

freighter. Anytime you see it saying

343:36

downloading, it never downloads. Yeah,

343:38

it just uh means there's something

343:40

wrong. So I might have to log out and

343:41

then log back in

343:44

again. Yeah. So let's do this. Yeah.

343:46

Something something ain't right. Just it

343:49

ain't right, chat. So let's do

343:56

this. Here we go. Clunk.

344:03

First time I've seen that issue. I I've

344:05

seen it many, many times, unfortunately.

344:08

All just going to save the game real

344:09

quick. And All right, Chad. Give me just

344:11

a moment. I'm going to restart my game.

344:13

Give me a chance to also maybe stand up

344:15

and stretch my legs a little

344:18

bit. All righty. So, let's do this. Just

344:21

waiting for it to update and then we

344:23

will

344:24

reload. I'm going to

344:28

reload. All

344:29

[Music]

344:36

right, here we go. All right, reloading

344:37

the game. And while the game is loading,

344:38

I'm going to stand up, stretch my legs.

344:40

If you've been sitting for a long time,

344:41

yeah, maybe consider doing the same

344:46

ow ow. I hear my legs shattering. Hey,

344:49

Red

344:52

Worm. Smell games.

344:57

Ow, the

345:01

legs. I'm only 21. I shouldn't sound

345:04

like

345:07

this.

345:09

Oh, all

345:11

right. There we go. Fantastic. Ah, yes.

345:14

See, I feel feel a little better. Feel a

345:16

little

345:16

[Music]

345:21

better. I can show you a squirrel.

345:24

Oh, let's

345:30

see. Uh,

345:39

okay. All right. There's that. Okay. All

345:41

right. Uh, let's see. Now we go back.

345:44

Now we go back. See if that fixed it

345:49

possibly. That's okay, Yog. There are a

345:51

lot of comedians out there. comedians

345:53

and comedians and uh humor troops and

345:56

stuff like I I don't know. I never I

345:58

never got into kids in the hall but uh I

346:00

don't know I a lot of people seem to

346:02

like them but yeah a lot of a lot of

346:03

comedians and groups out there that are

346:07

fun. Okay. Ah there it goes. Ah finally

346:11

the SCS garbage can. Okay. Yeah. So just

346:14

just needed a reboot and that seemed to

346:16

have fixed it. Expedition base fishing

346:18

shack.

346:21

Okay. Fishing spot. Empty box if you're

346:24

a fox. Storm crystals. Trump recall

346:28

election 2025. Okay, fair enough. My

346:31

gassy hobbit hole. Old fishing hole. The

346:34

two-hole fishing hole. Uh, let's see.

346:37

So, we're looking for someone. Oh, wait.

346:38

Here we go. Ghost bears Titan R3 gas

346:42

giant with

346:44

freighter. Okay, that sounds

346:47

promising. Let's see. Gas. Pardon

346:51

me. People are weird, man. All right,

346:53

let's try. Let's try. Okay. Yeah, looks

346:56

like it's

346:57

working. And good

347:00

luck. Comedy went down a bit when Ron

347:02

White stopped drinking during the shows.

347:04

Yeah, he always had a glass of

347:05

something. Having a body is like or

347:08

having a body like a temple. Ancient

347:09

crumbling and probably cursed,

347:12

right? Wait, am

347:14

I What is this?

347:18

Okay, so this is a freighter, but it's

347:20

not underground or

347:22

underwater. What the

347:28

hell?

347:30

Um, yeah, dude. We're We're inside of

347:32

it. Plus, it's not underwater. It needs

347:34

to be

347:35

underwater. And where where the where

347:37

the heck did I

347:42

What the hell is this?

347:44

temperature detected.

347:46

Chat, what the heck is going on?

347:52

Well, that that doesn't help. It needs

347:54

to be underwater. Of course, they didn't

347:56

say specifically it was

347:57

underwater. Um, well, welcome to hell,

348:02

apparently. Um, well, crap. Uh, let's

348:06

see. What star system are we in? We're

348:09

in Rialhallen Regan.

348:12

Okay. So, this

348:13

is is this is this the next uh hold on.

348:16

Expedition. Let's check this out. Is

348:18

this the next rendevous point? Rendevous

348:21

3. Yeah. Visit the site of a sunken

348:25

freighter. Like I said, this system

348:27

won't have it. Okay. But we I I have no

348:30

idea. Real Rin Reagan is where we ended

348:33

up.

348:34

Um but if it's if it says discovered

348:37

four weeks ago by Hello Games, this is

348:39

this is an expedition system.

348:42

So, well, there you go. There's your

348:44

answer, chat.

348:46

[Music]

348:47

Um, all right. Well, let's take a nice

348:49

uh nice picture here of me visiting

348:52

space hell. There we

348:55

go. That's a good picture. Got the storm

348:57

in the background

349:00

there. Weird

349:02

stuff. Okay. Well, there's that.

349:06

Um, let's see. Summon my ship. Call the

349:09

starship.

349:13

Let's get in here. Man, this awful

349:15

planet. So, well, I mean, to be fair,

349:17

that actually did save me some warp

349:19

fuel. Um, it did say R3, I guess. So,

349:23

now I just have to find Watcher. Well,

349:25

it's not just water. I have to find a

349:27

crashed

349:28

freighter. You can use the nautilon. I I

349:31

didn't put the scanner in it,

349:32

though. All right, let's do this. We're

349:35

going to take off. Hey. Wow, this place

349:37

is nuts.

349:41

Hey, look at this stuff.

349:44

Huh? Take that planet. All right, here

349:47

we

349:54

go. Yeah, planet

349:57

Hades. It's got a very big atmosphere,

350:00

too. Wow, that was a big kind of a

350:02

jarring change. Yeah, look at that. That

350:03

was I mean, adittly that was kind of

350:05

awesome, but uh Oh, I think my graphics

350:08

are being weird. Oh, there it goes.

350:10

Yeah, graphics were being weird. I tell

350:12

Let's go to space station. See if we

350:13

could try again

350:15

here. Three, two, one,

350:21

activate. I didn't I don't have the

350:23

scanner installed on the nautilon,

350:24

though, cuz I tried to scan and it said

350:26

no scanner installed. Oh, you don't need

350:29

the scanner to use that function. Oh,

350:31

that's Yeah, because I tried to scan. I

350:34

I did think of that, but then it said no

350:35

scanner installed.

350:40

H. Ah, okay. I got you. Echo

350:44

myth. I missed you. Did you miss

350:58

me? Don't need it. Okay,

351:01

gotcha. Lots of people here.

351:04

Yeah, most of the time these these

351:06

abandoned stations are completely

351:08

empty. I don't know. Maybe they change

351:10

things a little

351:14

bit. Kind of smash my skull on

351:17

there. H. Okay,

351:22

gotcha. All right,

351:24

so let's try one last time here. All

351:28

right, other bases. Let's see if

351:30

anyone's got

351:31

a All right, fishing cabin. Fishing

351:34

spot. Fishing spot. Titan. Titan fishing

351:40

dock. All

351:42

right. Super base.

351:45

Cozy. See, we're looking for someone

351:47

that may have buil built a base near one

351:51

of the sunken freighter

351:53

dudes. Let's see. Nothing there. Nothing

351:56

there. I don't care. Nothing

351:58

there. Curious stadium. Joe's fish

352:01

market. Minimal gas. Giant

352:05

fishing. It's cuz someone someone had

352:09

something. Scanning.

352:15

Scanning. Somebody built a lot of

352:19

outposts. Second big gas

352:25

base. Expedition fishing

352:29

hole. Sorry. Like I said, this kind of

352:31

cheating.

352:32

There is a beautiful fishing shack

352:35

nearby. Well, that's nice to share.

352:37

Um Oh, I think my game's starting to get

352:40

kind of funky again because the Yeah,

352:41

the images aren't updating. Too lazy to

352:44

do more. That makes two of us.

352:48

Um fishing fishing fishing fart base

352:51

one. Jerry curl for

352:54

life. Opa of dragon geckia. Not bad.

352:59

Keep mad's fishing shack. Get her

353:03

done. No fishing, just

353:08

fishing. There's got to be There's got

353:10

There was at least one guy. There was

353:12

one

353:14

guy. Gassy pie. Giant fishing

353:24

hut. What a load of rubbish. Somebody's

353:27

not happy. Yeah. All right, Chad. I

353:30

don't know. Yeah. Yeah, that was the

353:31

one. This is the one that we just went

353:33

to. I don't know. Turn off

353:36

multiplayer. I think those bases are for

353:38

the gas giant. Yeah. So, we need

353:42

uh All right. Maybe we'll have to uh

353:45

like I said, if we find a if we go to

353:48

out of if we go out of the expedition

353:50

path, we can go to a space a star system

353:52

that has a regular um like a regular

353:55

just a regular space station. And then

353:56

we can buy a what's called a uh what's

353:59

it called? an emergency broadcast signal

354:02

something or rather and it will either

354:04

lead us to a freighter or it'll lead us

354:06

to a crash ship. But there's got to be a

354:08

way to find

354:09

one. No, it's that the system is

354:12

abandoned. You think that's what's

354:13

messing it up? Hi. How do you find

354:15

Anomaly Station? Uh finds the lost. Are

354:18

you playing the expedition or are you

354:19

playing a normal playthrough? Um if you

354:21

just started playing, it'll be part of

354:23

your playthrough. It takes about 3

354:25

hours, maybe about three two or three

354:26

hours of gameplay before you can unlock

354:28

the anomaly and then you summon it in

354:30

space. You do have to warp to at least

354:31

one new system before the anomaly uh can

354:34

be summoned. So if you're like, well,

354:35

hey, you know, I've been playing for 15

354:37

hours, but you haven't left your your

354:38

first star system, you have to leave the

354:40

star system.

354:42

So, okay. Okay. Well,

354:46

h well

354:49

chat guess we'll have to figure this

354:52

out. But I have good news and bad news.

354:56

I think there's a way we can find it

354:57

without too much trouble. The bad news

355:00

is we're going to have to do it

355:01

tomorrow. Yeah, Chad. All right, we're

355:02

going to end the stream right here,

355:03

right now, uh at the space station. And

355:06

uh yeah, cuz I've been live for about

355:08

six hours and some change and I think

355:09

that will probably be a good place to

355:11

stop. Yeah.

355:14

Yeah, sure thing, Hanken. Hanken, what

355:16

about you? Did you already play this

355:18

expedition? Normally found once. Not

355:20

sure how to find again. I bet if I bet

355:21

Hey, here's a here's an idea. Maybe I

355:23

could go H. Maybe I could go to the boat

355:27

show. I don't know. We'll figure it out.

355:28

I' I've found them plenty of times. I

355:30

just have to remember how. Taking a No

355:32

Man's Sky break. Okay, gotcha. Well, I

355:34

mean, it's an expedition still available

355:35

for another couple of weeks. Uh, yeah,

355:37

Zebach, I think it's about that time.

355:39

So, uh, let's do this. We are going to

355:41

Let me just save the game one last

355:43

time in this abandons

355:47

station. All right, getting in and out

355:49

of your ship is just a quick way to

355:51

automatically save the game. Yeah,

355:53

Inquisitor, there are no drops this time

355:55

around. I'm just streaming the uh

355:56

streaming the game to uh play the

355:59

expedition. So, all right, cuz I haven't

356:01

played it yet. All right, here we go.

356:02

So, yeah, wave goodbye, spaceman. There

356:04

it is. And that is where we will end for

356:07

tonight. Okay, booyah. All right. So,

356:10

uh, my name is Kim Richard. If you did

356:11

enjoy the stream and you're lurking,

356:13

consider following. We'll be live

356:14

tomorrow at 400 p.m. US Eastern, which I

356:16

think now is like I think that's 10, no,

356:20

9, 8, 5, I don't know. We just had

356:23

daylight savings time. So, 4. So, it' be

356:25

like 8:00 p.m. Universal time, GMT time,

356:28

I think. Yeah, until until it updates in

356:30

GMT time or something like that. But,

356:32

uh, yeah, appreciate everyone for tuning

356:34

in. Thank you everyone who followed

356:35

already. Uh, we had what 13 14. Holy

356:38

crap. I I I didn't realize we had 21 new

356:40

subs for today. That's awesome. Yeah.

356:42

Well, thank you for that. And had Thank

356:44

you for the bits and tang alerts earlier

356:45

as well. So, yeah, good. Yeah, it was

356:47

good fun. I appreciate everyone coming

356:48

to hang out with me. I know it's been a

356:49

while since I've done some No Man's Sky.

356:51

Uh but yeah, I just I I haven't missed a

356:53

single expedition yet. I missed

356:56

Expedition 5, but then I went back and

356:57

played it when I they did the redo, so I

356:59

so I didn't miss it. So, yeah. Stupid

357:02

horse penis. Thank you for one more of

357:04

those. All right, so let's see. Uh, with

357:07

that, let's go ahead and find someone we

357:09

can rile raid for

357:11

today. Yeah. Who can we raid that? We

357:13

haven't raided in a while. I like to say

357:15

that. I do like to say that. Uh, let's

357:18

see. Who can we

357:22

raid? I've got some folks are streaming

357:25

Kingdom Come. Uh, some folks are

357:28

streaming uh, let's see, some other

357:31

dudes. Katie Peters is streaming Silent

357:34

Hill Downpour. streaming some uh creepy

357:37

dudes. Who could we raid? I haven't raid

357:40

her in a

357:41

while. I guess we could. Yeah, we go

357:43

raid Katie streaming Silent Hill. I

357:46

never played any of the Silent Hill

357:47

games, but she she's got her work cut

357:49

out for her. Yeah, she's got some uh

357:51

fighting off some creepy monsters

357:52

already, but uh I I did really really

357:55

enjoy the first Silent Hill movie. Yeah,

357:57

the first movie I thought was pretty

357:58

good, you know, for kind of a creepy

358:00

spooky movie. Uh I actually really

358:01

really liked it. That's why it was such

358:03

a shame. Such a shame that the sequel

358:05

was awful. It was just really bad. It

358:07

had a really troubled production. Uh but

358:10

yeah, just unfortunately the sequel is

358:11

really really bad. Hopefully hopefully

358:13

it'll get like a remake or something.

358:15

Yeah. Oh, major ch Yeah. Yeah. It's it's

358:18

uh it's it's daylight savings time now

358:19

here in the United States. So we we

358:21

moved our clocks 1 hour forward.

358:23

Hopefully someday the whole global time

358:26

change thing will stop, but so far still

358:29

still a thing. So Oh. Oh, you're in Oh,

358:32

yeah. Arizona. I think Arizona and

358:34

Hawaii don't use daylight savings time

358:36

if I'm not mistaken. Sure thing, Old

358:38

Mama Dragon. Thanks for hanging out.

358:39

Well, let's do this. Let's raid uh our

358:41

friend Katie Peters at Katie

358:43

Petersplays. And uh feel free to go give

358:45

her the business raid style. If you're a

358:48

subscriber here, be sure to use your Rad

358:50

Raid emotes. You can copy this line of

358:52

emotes. I really should I should change

358:54

it up. I should intersperse it with some

358:56

other stuff, like maybe some eggplants

358:58

and some things, maybe. But yeah, feel

359:00

free to go spam a few of those and we'll

359:02

give her all our all our best. Yeah,

359:04

Arizona doesn't live there for a few

359:06

years. Yeah, one of the mods, Flint

359:07

Dragon, uh he also lives in Arizona and

359:10

so he's he's the one to let me know. All

359:13

right. But uh yeah, so tomorrow we'll

359:15

try to finish up uh we'll try to finish

359:17

up uh the expedition and then I don't

359:19

know. I'll talk with the mods, but I was

359:21

talking about starting return to Moria

359:23

next week uh on Monday, but you know, I

359:26

might maybe we'll just start it on

359:27

Thursday and maybe we'll play some more

359:29

on Saturday. Also going to take next

359:31

Thursday off. I'm going to a concert.

359:33

But uh otherwise uh yeah, feel free to

359:35

go ham over at Katie's Place uh with

359:37

some Rad Raid emotes. So that's going to

359:38

do it for me. Uh please do have a

359:40

wonderful morning, noon, or night

359:41

wherever you are in the world. many

359:42

assist you all and I'll be back tomorrow

359:44

to complete the No Man's Sky expedition

359:45

and then we'll wait patiently for more

359:47

No Man's Sky updates and then hopefully

359:49

any news whatsoever about Light No Fire.

359:52

Yeah, eggplants for Katie for sure.

359:54

Yeah, maybe you should like it. Okay.

359:56

All right. 3 2 1 activate the raid and

359:58

jump on over there and I'll see you

360:00

there in a bit. Hopefully you will have

360:02

a lot of fun with Katie and company.

360:04

Good night. Bye.

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