Physiognomy Analysis: Jon Zherka | Face Reading, Psychology, & Rizz

Hello everybody and welcome back to

another celebrity face reading. My name

is Taylor G Northcut. I'm a professional

facial analyst and physiogamist, which

means that I look at people's appearance

and especially their face in order to

discern their character, personality,

mental health, and other things about

them. And today I will be analyzing none

other than John Zurka. Now, he's a

pretty big live streamer. He's sort of

in the manosphere adjacent to Myron

Gaines, Andrew Tate. And I've gotten

some requests to analyze this guy

before, but I had kind of put it on the

back burner until he himself requested

it under my Carl Jung video. So, Zerka,

at your request, here it is. Your face

reading. What does your appearance say

about your personality? What is your

temperament, your archetype? What kind

of impression do you give to people?

We're going to answer all that and more

on today's physio analysis. Now, before

we get into his personality proper, I

want to look at his phenotype, which is

the physical expression of his genetic

ancestry and heritage. Now, of course,

John Zurka is Albanian. However, he is

converted to Christianity from Islam.

God bless him. Mashallah. That's a great

thing. And he has some typically

Albanian traits. Long nose, kind of

shorter skull, tall, beefy, a little

dark. And so, you might type him as the

most typically Albanian and Balkan on

the whole type, which is dinarid. And

while he certainly has some dinared

traits mixed in there, I would say that

that's probably not his main type. He

looks less like a mountain Albanian,

more like a coastal Albanian. Less gagg

more tok specifically. I would say that

he is a good example of the ponted

phenotype, which is a subtype of the

Mediterranean phenotype. He's moderately

robust in some aspects, but he has some

definitely gray refined features,

especially on his eyes there. Very much

typical of that ponted type, which is

the main Mediterranean type of the

Eastern Mediterranean and especially of

the Black Sea. So this is why to my eye

he looks a little less Albanian and more

Greek, Bulgarian, maybe even Turkish.

Very lural, very coastal, much more a

fishing village balconoid than a

mountain goat herder bulanoid. All

right, with his phenotype established,

we're going to now get into his

personality proper. We're going to start

with his side profile, which will tell

us about his temperament and inborn

characteristics. Now, based on the

images I have been able to find, I can

see for sure a slanted receding

forehead, a strong protruding kind of

square chin. And when taken in

combination with those reddish skin

undertones and that quite muscular,

robust, messomorphic body type, we can

see that he's a pretty clear sanguin on

the whole. The sanguin temperament is

one that thinks, plans, and acts in the

short term. They are impulsive,

impatient, very in the body, muscle

coordinated. They're enthusiastic and

optimistic. They love to have fun and

they love to be at the center of

attention. You find that sanguins are

oftenimes over represented in the

military. Less so among the generals and

more so among the grunts as well as

among celebrities on the whole,

especially among actors and athletes.

However, I'm not entirely sure that

Zurka is a pure sanguin. Look at his

jawline. It's pretty strong and pretty

pronounced, but I don't think it has

that perfect 90° right angle there. It

looks more like an obtuse angle. This is

not the sanguin jawline, but this is

rather the jawline of the collaric

temperament. Now, in face reading, the

jawline tells us about someone's

long-term energy of action. The front of

the side profile, especially the chin,

tells us about how someone presents

themselves intellectually and in action.

But then you go back to that jawline,

that tells us more about their long-term

vibe, how they are once you get to know

them and how they complete projects

after having started them. So with this

in mind, we can say that while on the

whole Zirka is very confident, sanguin,

outgoing, enthusiastic, optimistic,

fun-loving, impatient, impulsive, in the

long term, once you get to know him kind

of behind the scenes, he's a lot more

collic, more serious, hardworking,

focused, and this is actually kind of an

ideal combination for work and

especially for live streaming because

while you have the face, the initial

presentation of the sanguin, which is

very charismatic, fun, enjoyable,

likable, great in front of a camera. You

also have the long-term energy of the

sanguin that can endure for the long

term, that can run the marathon and not

just the sprint. A friend and associate

of John Zirka who has the same side

profile combination sanguin with a

collar jalen would be Nick Fuentes. And

Nick Fuentes is a good example of the

dark side, the downside of this

combination that I don't see too much

with Zurka publicly, but I think you

might see it in his private life, which

is that when Nick Fuentes meets someone

for the first time, he's very

enthusiastic, very happy to know them.

He loves them. He's very generous. But

then over time, he gets more austere,

clammed up, more serious. He thinks more

so, eh, I want to focus on my work more.

And I would suspect that this is how

Zurka is when the cameras are off, when

the girls are away, when he's with

people that he's comfortable with and

has known for a long time and he's sort

of in the middle of things he's been

working on for a while. I would imagine

he's a lot more collic, a lot more

serious, focused on work. I think he

puts away the fun and games after a

while. All right, with the foundation of

his personality, that is his temperament

established, we are now going to start

looking at the broad strokes of his main

personality and the archetype that he

fulfills. We're going to be able to tell

this from his face shape. Now, he's got

a very interesting face shape. This is a

good case study because his face shape

has a lot of competing, almost

contrasting elements going on there.

Now, first off, there's a very long,

narrow triangular element there. This

triangular shape is the Mercury face

shape, and that stands for the sensitive

magician archetype. Now, Mercury was the

god of communication, and as such,

Mercuryfaced people with that long

triangular narrow face are great

communicators. They are witty, charming,

funny, humorous, quick thinkinkers,

great on the spot. A lot of the best

comedians, actors, musicians are all

Mercuryfaced people. And so, as an

entertainer, as a public figure, this is

a great face shape for him to have. But

there's kind of a downside to it, which

is that the Mercury face is reliant on

outside validation. They need that good

feedback from people in order to feel

fulfilled and valid as people. In

addition, they can also be quite

reactive, maybe a little hyper sensitive

at times. And so, as a result, this

triangular mercurial element is an

interesting contrast with his sanguin

temperament. And if it was the only

archetype that he was working with, I

would suspect that there would be a very

strong contrast, maybe even some

personal instability there. But I think

these two elements are sort of buffered

by the other face shape elements there.

We can see that his face is not purely

mercurial. It's not just pointy and

triangular and narrow. It's also robust

and blocky, strong chin and jaw, square

forehead. It has an overall hexagonal

shape. This is the Pluto face shape and

it stands for the loyal guardian

archetype. Now Pluto is a sort of

offshoot of Mars archetypally speaking.

So like the Mars archetype, like the

warrior archetype, Plutoface people are

very aggressive, willful, warlike, very

generous and bold. They hate and love

with equal intensity but unlike the Mars

type they are quite loyal and enduring

and they can stick to principles or to

relationships in the long term. So this

face shape actually complements his main

temperament sang with the collar jawin

quite well mostly sanguin very

aggressive outgoing enduring bold but

with an underlying energy of action in

the long term that is capable of

enduring and being loyal and committed.

Now in addition to this there is also a

third that is a tertiary face shape

element there as well. Look at his broad

forehead that kind of slopes down and

out towards a somewhat broader lower

face and jaw. This is a reverse

trapezoid shape and it stands for the

Jupiter archetype also known as the

jovial judge archetype. Now this means

that in addition to the big picture

being mostly Mercury combined with

Pluto. So we have sensitive, good

communicator but also very strong, bold,

courageous, loyal, we have an additional

third element here that is going to

emphasize the more humorous jolly side

of both types. A lot of positivity, joy,

joviality. The word jovial comes from jo

which is a nickname for Jupiter. So it

comes from this archetypal system

originally. He's going to be friendly,

boisterous, big, loud, outgoing. The

other side of this, the other side of

the Jupiter archetype there is that he's

going to be a bit overbearing, very

moralistic, self-righteous. Jupiterface

people are very interested in justice,

righteousness, right and wrong moral

systems. This is why it's called the

judge archetype. Now, what's interesting

to me is that if we sort of exclude that

Plutonian element there and just think

of him as Mercury plus Jupiter, this is

a combination archetype that I've

noticed before in people like Rodney

Dangerfield, you have Jovian, joviality,

this outgoing, boisterous, big man sort

of energy combined with this mercurial

sensitivity. It's a very interesting

contrast. They're almost exact opposites

and I think that's a very interesting

fascinating thing there. This is an

archetype that I have called the ring

master. It's magician plus judge because

it's sort of this big outgoing humorous

type who wants to sort of bring everyone

together. That's a very jovian thing.

Jupiter is the biggest planet and so

it's orbited by a bunch of moons and

Jupiter is the king of the gods. So he's

orbited by his sort of court of gods and

demigods. But it's combined this with

this mercurial sensitivity humor with

this need for outside validation. And so

I call it the ring master because these

people tend to create a sort of circus

around them. And we see that Zurka has

his own circus of only fans thoughts and

other podcasters. And he sort of treats

Miami as his own personal circus where

he invites people in to entertain them,

put on a big show for everyone, and just

make everyone happy, be the center of

attention. So great overall archetype

for a streamer for sure. All right, with

the big picture, the broad strokes of

his personality established, we're now

going to fill in some of the finer

details by looking at his facial

features. Now, we're going to start from

the top with his eyebrows. They're very

long, which means that in contrast to

his more impatient, impulsive elements

there on the sanguin side, he does like

to plan ahead. He's rather premeditated.

He's very calculating with his stuff. I

don't think he does that much really on

the fly. He likes to, but really it's

calculated ahead of time. There's not

too much rapid instinct there. However,

they are low set, which means that he's

quick to judge, quick to assess, rather

judgmental. He doesn't require a ton of

time in order to assess information. He

doesn't need all the facts, and he

doesn't take a long time to consider it.

He just looks at something, he assesses

it, he assesses the situation, and then

he acts on it. Although, I would say

that with those longer eyebrows being

both long and lent, I think that

combination there is going to look like

him rapidly assessing a situation. what

the factors at play are and then taking

a while to come up with a plan for it. I

think this might express itself in the

way that he rises up these Miami girls.

They are also quite flat across his brow

which means he is very stubborn and

there's a noticeable asymmetry here. Now

in face read and physiography and this

is a universal thing in both China and

the west. The facial asymmetry shows us

an asymmetry in the soul. The left side

tells us about someone's true self,

their private self, who they came into

the world as. And the right side tells

us about someone's public self, their

persona, who they project as, the mask

that they wear for the world. And we can

see that his left eyebrow is noticeably

more arched. It's straighter. This shows

that in private and by nature, he's more

logical, calculating, uh, commanding,

competitive, a little more jealous,

wants to be the best, and thinks more

logically. But the right eyebrow is

noticeably more curved. It's softer,

even a little more feminine, maybe. This

means that in public he projects as

being much more consensus oriented,

caring much more about the feelings of

other people and the group harmony than

he might by nature. Now, we're going to

move down to his eyes. Now, this was a

very interesting part for me because it

was so hard to find pictures of his eyes

because he's one of these sunglasses

indoors kind of guys. Now, why is that?

It looks cool. Yeah, but this is

generally something you see with people

who are insecure about their eyes. Look

at Casey and Neistat. I mean, everything

he does, he's got those sunglasses on.

Why? Cuz he has weird caveman eyes. And

is this the case with Zirka? Does he

have really weird looking off-putting

eyes? Well, no. But I think what's going

on here is that the eyes are the windows

to the soul. And he does not want you to

see that. He is putting shutters or

blinds over his soul because he doesn't

want to reveal what's really going on

there. And what is going on there? Well,

I think it contrasts with this mainly

sanguin energy he has. He really wants

to play that up. He really wants to be

Jovian Plutonian Sanguin, just a big

happy Chad. But his eyes betray that.

Look at him. First off, they are close

set. This is the main thing that I think

he might think is ugly or unattractive.

But in face reading, close set eyes

simply mean that someone is very

nitpicky, meticulous, detail focused

with a high disgust impulse. I think

this is reflected in him having a rather

cynical view of women and dating. He's

very capable of seeing all the problems

in people and in relationships in

society and so he can take the whole

thing apart mentally with those close-

set eyes. I think this also helps him

with his rising because he can identify

how to talk to a girl, what the angle is

with that. So very calculating, very

focused, very detail- oriented. They're

also quite deep set. This is going to

emphasize that aspect as well. Very

calculating, withdrawn, thinks before he

speaks. So this again goes with the long

eyebrows, likes to plan ahead. So he's

very quick to assess, quick to take in

information, but when it comes to

planning to doing, I don't think there's

too much impulsivity, too much instinct.

I think you see a lot of calculation and

real thorough thought and planning. Now,

in some of the pictures from his past,

it seems like he had a bit of a negative

can tilt. This would have meant that he

was kind of a people pleaser wanting to

put the interests of others over his own

or at the very least naturally did so.

It seems like this might have receded a

bit today. His cample is a bit more

positive meaning that he has become more

assertive, confident, bold, rebellious

over time. Another thing is that

although his eyes are deep set, he has

quite full upper eyelids. This shows a

strong need for intimacy and closeness

in relationships. I think this is why

his thing is so oriented towards

relationships, dating, romance, because

that's something that draws him in.

Those full upper eyelids, very romantic.

Sydney Sweeney has those. And lastly,

but certainly not least, you can see

that his left eyelid is noticeably more

droopy than the right. The eye as a

whole, it droops down. You see this on

the left eye a lot in people who have

some sort of dark secret hidden on the

private side or especially some sort of

childhood trauma, some sort of bad event

in their past that they are shying away

from. It's either some sort of dark

secret or some sort of childhood trauma

that he is subconsciously shying away

from. He doesn't want to look at that in

on his left side, which is his past. All

right. Next up, we've got his ears,

which tell us about how he relates to

other people, how he listens to other

people. Now, they're actually rather

close set, which means that he's not

super independent, rebellious,

non-conformist. I would say that he is a

conformist of sorts. He wants to fit in

with the mainstream. He wants to sort of

be within that hierarchy and climate. He

probably also has a strong connection

with his relationships, family, friends,

able to rely on those, not independent

to a fault. And this is further

emphasized by the fact that his ears

bulge in the middle third which shows a

strong interest in social and emotional

pursuits and interests. His ears are

also quite high set which is

interesting. Most people I look at they

have low set ears. He has very high set

ears which is again emphasizing this

ability to take in information rapidly.

He takes in information very rapidly

very quick to acquire almost animalistic

in that instinct. And he approaches

project with a a mindset of do it now.

So there's sort of this paradox between

this calculation, this long-term

thinking, and this very rapid sensing

instinct here. Next, we come to his

nose. His nose is pretty good nose. It's

medium in length, about average for a

ponted or dinard, showing a balance

between deep thought and quick action in

his disposition. The bridge is rather

wide, which is good. Shows strong energy

and stamina, but it seems like it has a

bump, which would indicate some

sensitivity and even reactivity under

pressure. might get a little hot under

the collar when the heat is on him. Next

up to his mouth, super full lips. Now,

each lip is going to stand for something

different. The very full lower lip. It's

incredibly full that shows a very strong

sense of self. He's super in his

feelings, very in touch with his own

inner worlds of thoughts, feelings,

morals, desires, and beliefs. There is

an alternate explanation for this as

well or interpretation from Chinese face

reading which would mean that this

overly full lower lip shows intestinal

issues especially with the large

intestine. So if you've got digestive or

intestinal issues that might be being

shown there but I do western face

reading not really Chinese face reading.

So as I see it this is a strong sense of

self really in your own feelings. But

the upper lip is also quite full. This

means that he is quite open and

expressive, candid with his own

feelings. You don't need to earn a ton

of trust for him to tell you what he

really thinks and feels. So although he

is somewhat calculated and withdrawn and

thinks before he speaks, he kind of

plans out how he wants to say something,

the actual things he's saying,

especially when it comes to beliefs and

thoughts and feelings, I say they're

pretty genuine. You know, I don't see

him as a super deceptive or lying

person. You don't see too many people in

politics with a full upper lip. They

almost always have a very thin upper

lip. That's because in order to make an

impulse, you have to be a liar. You have

to kind of hide your power level or your

true beliefs or what you're really

after. His upper lip also kind of lacks

a prominent cupid's bow, which that wide

and low arch upper lip shape is the sun

upper lip. That is going to show that

his communication style, while it is

very candid and open, it's going to be a

little cold, distant, maybe even harsh

or blunt. I watched a couple videos

while researching this to try and get

some better pictures of him and it seems

like that's kind of his style. It's very

direct to the point. There's not much

weasling around. It's not super warm or

seductive. It's just very

straightforward, open, bold, and that's

how his RZ works. Lastly, we are going

to take a look at his asymmetry in

detail, which is going to tell us about

his inner self and his outer self, who

he really is, and the mask he puts on

for the camera and for the world. Now,

we're going to make composits of two of

his left sides and two of his right

sides and then compare them to show uh

who he is on the inside and who he is on

the outside. We're going to start with

the left side, his true self, who Zurka

started out as. We can see that the face

is much narrower pointier, more

mercurial, very sensitive, reactive. The

eyes are also very close set. So, by

nature, he's very nitpicky, focused,

very intellectual. So, I can really see

Zurka by nature as being kind of a nerd.

Honestly, he is sanguin and that's

inborn and underlying. So, he's always

had this confident, you could call it a

meatthead sort of energy. But on the

whole, I see him as by nature being a

more sensitive, nitpicky, nerdy sort of

guy. always able to pick out the details

in things and being kind of sensitive

and reactive to outside stimuli and

especially desirous of that outside

validation. So how did he adapt to that

over time? What persona, what mask did

he build in order to survive and

succeed? Well, we can see from these

composits of two right sides there, it's

much more jovian, more plutonian. The

face is much broader. You can see that

the inner face is smaller, more aloof,

detached. And we can see from the face

as a whole a little more hostile,

combative maybe. This is very much a

strength mask that he's putting on of

this big jock alpha male type. We can

also see from the eyes that they're much

wider set. So his right eye is wider set

than his left eye. So by nature in

private, much more detail focused, much

more easily disgusted, much more focused

on the whole in public and in his

professional life. much more open,

tolerant, a little spacey, easygoing,

doesn't really care about that stuff.

That's how he projects to the world as

being is this easygoing guy, but in

reality, he's much more sensitive,

focused, detail oriented. So, what is

John Zirka's big picture? Well, I would

say that on the surface, he is Plutonian

Jovian. We see strongly on the right

side and in that main face shape Jupiter

plus Pluto. a very strong compliment to

that sanguin front of his face with the

sloping forehead and projecting chin. So

he is a very strong sanguin,

charismatic, stereotypical alpha male,

bold, confident, courageous, combative.

However, his true self, his underlying

energy of action that we can see from

his jawline and from the left side of

his face is much more caleric,

mercurial, sensitive, thoughtful, highly

intellectual, detail focused, nitpicky,

very focused on work. Now, in most

cases, you want to kind of eventually

reach a balance with this where you're

the same person in public as you are in

private. There's no more asymmetry. You

want to get a balance, a pure synthesis

of these elements. But in practice, a

lot of times this sort of dichotomy can

work well for people where when the

camera's on, you're super charismatic,

outgoing, bold alpha. And then when the

camera's off, you're much more serious,

thoughtful, intellectual, quick

thinking, and able to work and focus on

work and do stuff and build in the long

term. As of now, I think this is a great

combination for him, and it reveals on

the one hand why he's been so successful

in streaming, and on the other hand,

maybe some of the disadvantages that

come with that. Again, too much Sanguin,

Mercury, Pluto. These are all very

strong, intense facial features and

archetypes and temperaments going on

here. There's not much in the way of

moderation, subtlety, stress resistance.

He's very much an impulsive, rapid,

intense, go off the handle sort of

person. And we can see that he's been

banned from streaming platforms before,

maybe because he's gotten a little too

enthusiastic, a little too into it, and

he's had to pay for that. That goes to

show that face reading cannot tell your

destiny. It can tell you what your

strengths and weaknesses are. But how

you use those and whether you use those

for good or for bad or use those

effectively, play out the advantages or

fall into the disadvantages of that,

it's entirely up to you. Thank you once

again to John Zurga for requesting this.

Just want to remind you guys that I do

personal consultations. You can check

out the link in the description and the

pin comment for that. That's also where

you can find the link to my Patreon,

which is my physioamy academy, where I

do bonus videos doing basically a whole

college course on physioamy and teaching

you how to do it. This has been Taylor

Northcut from Pursue Insights, reminding

you to always judge a book by its cover.

Thank you for watching.