NORMAN - LE PREMIER RENCARD

Wait, honestly guys

seducing a girl on the first date is super easy!

Wrong!

When you're on a first date with a girl

you always want the first time you look at each other to be super cool

wow

hi

Hi babe

You know, no one wants that the first time a girl looks at them

to be absolutely ridiculous

Shit, fucking shit

Oh hi!

err... how's it going?

Bringing flowers to a first date

it's kind of romantic

but personally I think it lacks cool

and your intentions are instantly obvious

Wait, these flowers are for me?

You were thinking moves were going to be made?

You thought we were gonna kiss?

*laughs*

oh no no...they...they're just friendship flowers

*cries like a baby*

I personally think something that works to seduce a girl

is to do things just like in American movies

You go pick her up

err... in a car..

to bring her to the date

See, that's classy!

But for that...you need... a car

Oh you came to pick me up, cool

Is that you in the car?

err...no...

oh, so that's you on the scooter

no, no...

oh ok got it ...

I see you...

I have two bus tickets!

My treat!

Otherwise, if you prefer, I have 16000 skateboards

err...skateboards...

that fit two people!

The first place where you take a girl

is really important, because it showcases your tastes

your world!

I never know where to go to seem cool

I always fear that it turns out creepy

Eyelock!

So, do you come to betting bars?

No, it's my first time here

but I thought it could be a good idea

Want to play the lottery?

Of course not.

For a first date, it's a good idea to dress up a little elegantly, have a bit of class, see?

Nice shirt

Nice tie

Nice vest

Nice briefs

But since i'm not used to wearing shirts or nice clothes

every time I wear nice clothes for a first date

I feel like I'm overdoing it

I'm really sorry, I really came helter-skelter, I didn't have time to put an outfit together, I just threw on whatever

Oh no worries, it's cool.

Lottery game?

Anyways when you're grabbing drinks with a girl for the first time and the feeling is good

you know straight away

and when the feeling is... not so good

you know it too.

Sorry, but I'm clearly not a watermelon wearing glasses

Because I...

am Batman!

*laughs*

That's insane! I'm from the South too!

Really?

Yeah, I lived there until I was 16!

That's crazy!

I never run until people from the South!

*laughs* I'm having a blast!

Sometimes you have to be careful, because personally when I'm on a first date

and I'm a little intimidated by the girl

sometimes

I pretend to listen to what she's saying, but I'm not really listening

They were about to cross the street, but since they were blind they didn't see the truck coming and...

that's how my grandparents died.

*laughs*

Awesome!

So..

your place?

When you want to seduce a girl, even the dish you pick is important

You can't just eat something lame

Ok I'm going to eat the Supersize Cabbage stew

with a side of pigs feet.

And for starters, the paté

mmmm....

oh and the cheap liqueur, why not

and the little free peanuts

if possible

What would you like?

Actually I'm not hungry

I'll just hang out while you eat

When I'm on a first date

There is so much stress, so much pressure

that sometimes when I take a bathroom break for 2 min

I feel like i'm in between two rounds of a boxing match

Common buddy!

You're on the right track!

You're the champ, 'k?

Don't let her get to you, k?

If she asks you a question, you answer straight way, got it?

wait, wait...let me take a look?

No salad leaf, you're good.

OK, dry your hands, and back in the ring!

Nevermind, you're a champ, go you!

Norman, you're ok?

sure.

why, what's up?

When the bill comes on a first date

it's usually the guy who pays

but if you want to stay classy while paying

you have to be really stealthy when checking the bill

Here's the bill Sir

thank you

wow! wow! ok! ok!

for it to be elegant to pay the bill

you have to stay natural

as if.. you weren't in total shock

Here's the bill Sir

thank you

Wow that shit's expensive as fuuuuck!

It's insane how crazy expensive this is!

i'm gonna have to shell it all out?

I really hope that for this price we're going back to her place and that she's gonna *beep*

Of course, ideally, when you end a first date with a girl

it ends with a sweet kiss

But I never know at which point I should make a move

You know, when's the right moment!

I don't know how we're supposed to say goodbye

Err...

I don't know either

Well... bye!

KISS ME

Shit, I don't know when I should

KISS ME DUMBASS So should I or should I not?

err...What does she want me to do?

KISS ME DUMBASS Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!

Ok, I'm going for it, like a man!

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2

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Go

Get home safe!

I think that us guys

sometimes

we're just a bit dumb

that's all.

How's it going Norman?

So so. My first date was kind of a fail

So I was hoping I could crash at your place

Yeah, sure, no worries, sure.

For you!

They're friendship flowers!

Hello?

Yeah?

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