REMOVING CALIFORNIANS - The Governor's Vlog.

so here is how politicians deceive you

kevin faulconer who used to be the mayor

of san diego

just tweeted under gavin newsom

homelessness has spiked

we need to clean up our tent encampments

on our sidewalks i did it in san diego

and i'll do it as governor

he's implying that he's going to solve

homelessness as governor when really

what he's just saying is he's going to

clean up tent encampments on our

sidewalks that is a not a solution for

solving homelessness and b as i

rightfully tweeted

follow me on twitter at realme kevin i

wrote san diego has the fourth

largest homeless population in the

country you were mayor six months ago

let's be real we know that the recall

only gives you

one year right so you had a campaign

again in 2022 right

which sounds like a bad thing this is

like well wait a minute that's that's

kind of a rip off

you say you win then you get a year

that's one of your terms you only get

two terms max

what is this one year an opportunity of

something everyone in the world

loves it's a free trial do you want to

keep

new some or try me for a year

you can always have new some back next

year let us show you what we can do in a

year

and then let's let's compare my year to

gavin newsom's last 17 years

all you got to do is press yes on recall

and uh yes on kevin and you get yourself

a one year free trial don't like it

take newsome back news is that a

subscription that you forgot you're

paying for

vampire subscription something of that

effect i think there's a more formal

name for that

no i don't want vampire subscription

boxes or spooky club boxes

well i'm gonna call it vampire

subscriptions because they just keep

sucking on you they suck you dry

and they just want more and more he's

already had 17 years and now he wants

more from you sucks you drawing until

you got nothing left

are you trying to do a ben mala

impression oh no is that what it sounded

like yeah kind of

need money the state needs money

what you got max come in here do you

want to say hi to the camera

say hi can you show the camera lava no

can i have a hug oh he's wearing pants

and he's got pants today

i'm gonna draw something funny for you

you want to see it okay hold on you

ready max

you ready max come here i'm gonna draw

you something mom is this really cool

look what we got here we got lava and

what is this

minecraft creeper

okay so i would love for game two you to

get zach doing exactly what you're doing

and then i

i really want to have us focus on making

like like 30 second killer tv

style commercial style videos so think

about where where we are using the boom

and we are setting up lighting and we

are using

uh doing like the caitlyn jenner stuff

california is broken

we are number one attacks and it shows

like the b-roll and all the

dramatic everything right like super

cinematic i mean that's when you go the

24 frames and you pull out everything

right

we can really plan those and we have the

time to do you know one or two of those

a week or we see what the flow is maybe

we do like a three minute version it

takes all week we do two 30 second

versions in one week whatever i think

zach would help alleviate gabe of of a

lot of these other things

let's get our pack up asap because we

can actually

have them donate to the pack right now

okay unlimited amounts of money you only

get a year

which is kind of like you get a governor

one year free trial if you don't like me

you can have new some back let's start

from the beginning you are running for

governor why

are you playing for governor because i'm

a badass

uh we found something interesting that

you might want to include in your

community policing thing but

a starting deputy sheriff makes more

than a public defender who has a law

degree

how much does a public defender make

starting at 5800 a month

and a cop 5900 a month wow

let's also go through our email and just

get as

many volunteers as we can because there

are plenty of people are like i'll work

for free

go through the email if you want to work

for free send an email to gabe at staff

meet kevin.com and let's just get an

army of people here every day

dish out tasks oh like literally here

yeah

in the office every day heck yeah okay

how else are they gonna be in the blog

they have to be willing to be in the

vlog otherwise there's no point i'm not

doing zoom vlogs with people that's

boring

but i could you guys imagine that zoom

vlogs

they're like let me juggle it's all on

zoom in the camera

no we'll put tables out here in the

alley uh we'll we'll close off the

street we'll rope it off

uh we'll we'll pay these houses 20 bucks

a day so they can go buy iced coffee

and uh we'll be fine so uh let's make a

list of all the emails that we have

of people who seem capable and willing

and ready

uh to to and maybe hit them up and see

if they're willing to come to ventura

who are you on the phone with the game

the french laundry you're gonna try to

why

or we want it for a fundraiser hi uh my

name is gabriel is there someone i can

talk to you about holding an event at

your restaurant

we have some unique uh requests that

would go along with that it would be

32 hours we'd want to be in the

restaurant the whole time

and we would be filming as well but we

would want to stay in the restaurant and

live stream for 32 hours out of one of

your private dining

and we will be rooms yesterday that did

not go well

but went how i expected it to go that

was the

french laundry restaurant where uh

newsom had his dinner with lobbyists in

november and we're trying to book it for

kevin's fundraiser this saturday

uh we'll see what happens uh they don't

seem very willing to do it

uh so the french laundry uh basically

said no

really they are fully booked forever

basically what they told us

let's also email the french laundry uh

press people

because i think that if it gets to the

right person it could be something very

interesting

uh unless they're friends of gavin

newsom then it's not gonna work depends

on how much gavin knew some tips from i

guess

yeah yeah true what would be your ideal

plan b

if we can't get the french laundry i

just do it in the office

for french laundry doesn't have to be

for this weekend so i would the french

laundry is gonna be really fun at some

point

let's see if they're open to doing a

collaboration so that's why i'm saying

like just send an email to the media

content go hey

we're with me kevin paffraz for governor

a competitor against news

democratic contender to newsome would

you be open to a collaboration

hey kevin there's a comment here on the

blog it's a comment so i don't know how

reputable it is but it says

a friend of mine works on her new sim

and she said they were talking about

kevin

it's right here i'm looking right at it

friend of mine works underneath oh yeah

i got it

sounds like they see you kev frank says

that shout out to frank

thank you for saying a friend of mine

works under doosan and she said they

were talking about kevin

it's cause they know it's gonna be

between newsome and kevin

and when newsome loses gloriously

spending 80 million dollars and we only

spend

eight everybody's gonna be like what the

just happened youtubers

matter hello mr paparath so i'm gonna do

this live stream in a bit

uh anyway how'd you go oh there you are

thought i'd come by and see if y'all

needed anything yeah so

on the on the water we got water it's

over here

oh sweet apparently put this on top

oh no way uh and you drop off the hose

down into the thing

and usb charges so somebody can who's

brave can set this up

and then it just you push the button and

it fills up your watercolors also it's

like

oh sweet why pay for a big 200 machine

when you can spend

eight dollars how's our press release

very empty at the moment

this is fine uh what do you want to

include in it content-wise

i would take a lot of inspiration from

our very first pr field oh

you could say california or or the la

times i think it was the l.a times just

reported that california

democrats would rather not have a backup

option this is not true

california democrats today selected

their best backup option

meet kevin in the event gavin newsom

gets recalled now

right now this group of democrats might

be a small group of supporters but it's

growing fast

so we make it clear that we're not like

saying it's it's the entire

democratic party it's just a small group

of democrats hey we're gaining media

attention this is no longer a republican

recall

this is a what is it a referendum on

newsome's poor performance

spicy it's 17 years of failure

look around more people dying it's bad

wait should we put this in the vlog

jonathan now that you asked that

question

george why don't you explain what just

happened well we got a very interesting

email from someone who wants a job

i always appreciate it uh you know when

someone wants to work on the campaign

and really bring some value and also

address us as

the campaign kids love that yeah i mean

if you're applying for a job and know

that we're going to be the ones seeing

your email maybe

don't insult us what's that he called us

kids is that what's going on yeah

this is the editor of the vlog so he

makes the final decision

he said he did not want to be shuffled

around the campaign kids she's only

interested in talking to the candidates

they were referring to us and they said

we don't want to shuffle around the

campaign kids yeah yeah so i'm going to

respond and

we really appreciate the offer he's

offering us his campaign bus and wants

to come work on the campaign

so i'm asking him for photos of the bus

and i'm asking for his resume

and we're going to sign the email that

campaign gets

all right i sent it

we are going to run a few billboards in

texas

and the theme of this billboard is bring

californians back to california

and donate to meet kevin pafrath for

governor by going to meet kevin.com

donate because if you're tired of

californians jacking up your prices

in texas for real estate you may as well

donate to my campaign so i can bring

them back to california

so we got a few different billboard

ideas we got this big red one bring

californians back to california donate

to meet kevin patron for governor yeah

this one

we do have this wolf of wall street

style variant i like that one

i like that one you guys i like this one

i like the first one you're on a car

you're driving you don't have a lot of

time you're not gonna be able to get

into like the nitty-gritty of what it's

saying you just need to see

like one phrase the rad catches your eye

it's catchy

maybe what we do is bring californians

back to california and then we have like

a big

red a red thing or something like that

the red you're talking about

donate colon meet kevin.com and then

it's

me kevin patrick for governor and then

the bullets so people want to read the

bullets if they have time for that fine

but what do they read

bring californians back to california

donate meet kevin.com

we've had a very hard day of working

we've put in like eight hours probably

almost 10 hours actually

i haven't had any tattoo chef we've been

working hard and the vlog we've done in

10 minutes make it done faster okay

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