There's only ONE Fatal Flaw in the Tesla Diner.

Opening day of the Tesla diner. I have

to say so far I love the design of the

outside. I love that they have

superchargers everywhere. They've got

this whole bay of superchargers right

here. You've got superchargers basically

at every single parking spot.

Superchargers here, superchargers here

along the side. It's really a way of

saying, "Hey, we're going to make it so

that every single parking spot has

superchargers." Kind of exciting. In

fact, I back in 2018

put a charging post on my curb and then

the city got really mad and made me take

it down because I don't have a driveway.

Uh, but I kind of think everywhere you

park a car should have charging

infrastructure. So, I thought it was a

great idea, but you know, great ideas

don't always align with uh Anyway,

here's the Tesla diner. Let's take a

look what it's like.

>> Let us into the main one right here.

We're the first ones. There's the chief

designer, France. He's right there. We

are

>> Oh, this, by the way,

>> there's the chief designer, France. He's

right there.

>> Right here. This is the uh the first

group of people actually plugging into

the Tesla. I saw it on X yesterday uh in

the same angle where they're filming.

So, they get the first plug in here.

Shout out to them over there.

>> We did it. Wow. I did a very bad job

parking. I hit this guy right here.

>> Wow. already damaging the bullards. All

right, so let's go uh see inside the

diner.

>> But this is what the Tesla diner look

>> interesting. A little I feel like

lacking some light over here at the bar

at night. I think this would look really

cool, but uh I don't know if it's just

the exposure of the camera. Also a

little on the tight side over here.

Interesting. I would have thought

>> looks like on the

>> a little more spacious for the building

that it was

>> they're getting all of the cheeseburger

boxes all ready.

>> This looks nice.

>> Right now for the massive

>> love that order screen that they have.

Look at this.

>> They're getting all of the cheeseburger

boxes.

>> I used to work as an expediter and I

always have to had to deal with the

stupid little tickets. I didn't have

these beautiful screens. So that looks

>> all ready right now for the massive

>> Okay. Okay, let's keep going through

here.

>> And I love the way that the glass is all

bubbled and so you have this great view.

Before it was just that black fence and

you couldn't really see much, but now it

really opens up when you come inside of

here. And it feels very futuristic. I

mean, look at this place. Everything

about it is just screaming we are living

in the future. And that's the thing

about the Cybertruck. They want it to

look like you're in Oh, his is gloss

black. Oh, okay. Mine's matte black.

What do we got over here? Sky pad

[Music]

Optimus integrations.

Okay, you go up

>> guy deck up here. It has a bar. You can

see the movie theaters. You can hear the

audio from the movies. Okay, popcorn

time.

>> Oh, this is awesome.

>> Should we just hand you the popcorn?

>> Okay, so we get this.

>> We hand it to him. Oh, look at that. It

grabbed it. This is actually perfect for

the Optimus because the Optimus robot,

one of the issues that has been reported

is that the motors, uh, the servos

basically in the wrist and the arms are

not strong enough for heavy repeated

lifting without overheating. And

obviously, this is a stationary Optimus,

so you could plug it in. So, you don't

necessarily have the battery issue, but

you do potentially have the servo

overheating issue that you have to deal

with. Popcorn is a perfect opportunity

to solve that because it's a very

lightweight product. Uh, all right.

About half of that seemed like it got

in. That's decent, though. That's not

bad. I mean, that's acceptable. Uh, so

this is this is the perfect kind of job

for a robot here. Uh, hopefully it's

fully automated. That'd be very cool.

>> Thank you, Optimus.

Bye. This is where we order the merch

right here. Okay. I would like to get

Oh, so they sell merch at the bar.

That's interesting. I would have liked

to see uh like, you know, some Tesla

mixed drinks or something. Okay. Why is

it saying jump ahead and other people

said jump ahead? So, unboxing.

>> Probably paid way too much for I mean,

it's pretty cool. Like,

>> oh, that's nice. I like the screen.

>> I'm sitting in my Cybert truck charging

on a version 4 supercharger and we have

a movie playing up above. Now, if we're

inside of the car, we can connect to the

audio and actually hear the movie going

on, or we can get the app inside of our

>> Oh, that's awesome. That's actually

great. So,

you could drive in and then rather than

them hooking like a speaker to your

window like they used to do, I feel

like, you know, in the old days where

you just roll down the window and listen

to the broader speakers, uh, and then,

you know, hang your food tray off the

window. You could just Bluetooth connect

in. That's kind of awesome, actually.

car if we don't want to get out and go

in the diner and then just order the

food right there and they will bring out

on roller skates your food.

>> See my uh family in Germany they run

movie theaters and in Germany it's very

common for the movie theaters including

these to have an ordering system where

when you're sitting down watching the

movie you can actually order drinks,

popcorn, hot dogs, hamburgers, whatever

you want and they'll bring it out to you

uh inside the actual movie theater. So

you have a little terminal where you

could order food. And it's great because

then you don't have to leave the movie.

Uh and I always thought that was a a big

L that we didn't have more of that in

the United States. You do see some movie

theaters trying to do that sort of

experiential kind of movie setting now.

But the fact that Tesla Diner is hooking

this straight up to your car. Brilliant.

Great work.

>> This is a pretty cool setup right here.

They do a Does a girl on roller skates

bring you vanilla ice cream? I don't

think so.

>> No, it's going to be a dude.

>> In fact, this is the only Tesla charger

that does it. But hey, it's a start. We

have got our ice cream. Taste test of

the vanilla ice cream from the roller

skating girl.

>> Oh, it is actually roller skating girl.

Well, that's nice.

>> One more bite.

>> All right,

>> I'm just going to keep you waiting.

>> Is this really just somebody standing

here with like a picture of Elon Musk on

a tripod? What is he like trying to sell

this? A little awkward.

>> 10 out of 10.

>> 10.

>> Okay. All right. That's the ice cream.

Let's keep going.

>> We just have to get in line. First thing

we do is come up to this touchcreen.

>> Oh, this is awesome.

>> Order food.

>> Now, these are shakes. Shakes, floats,

milkshake, iced tea. Love the menu. The

design is just Tesla designs are just

clutch.

>> Yeah.

>> A See, all of that looks nice. Tesla

burger. Yeah. There's actually a full

menu that you could look at. I'll pull

it up. And uh let's see here. Let's go

Tesla diner menu. I didn't think I mean

the pricing was very LA, so not uncommon

to see some of these prices. I guess

when you're comparing to Costco hot dogs

though, it's like impossible to

appreciate pricing anywhere anymore

because, you know, the hot dog over here

is going to run you 13, which is quite a

bit. You know, in my bowling alley, I

could get a $6 hot dog. Uh, at chili,

Wagu beef chili for $3 extra. That's

probably worth it. But then you're

looking at a $16 ham or, you know, hot

dog served with fried potatoes.

Okay. Diner club $15. The burger is

13.5.

Okay. Grilled cheese nine. I'm glad they

kept that under 10. Add avocado one and

a half. All right. All right, I guess

that's reasonable. Fried chicken and

waffles.

All day breakfast. Now this sounds

awesome. Please tell me they have a

burrito. Oh my gosh, there's no burrito.

Breakfast tacos. Egg sandwich. I guess

that'll do. Avocado toast. That's great

for the LA yuppy crowd. How could you

not have a breakfast burrito, though?

You need a breakfast burrito.

Uh, avocado toast 11 bucks. I guess

that's okay. That's not bad. Breakfast

tacos 11. That's fine. Buttermilk

waffle, $5. That's worth it. Waffle

side, five bucks. That's awesome. Beef

chili. If they could do this in a bread

bowl, that'd be sick. But eight bucks

for the beef chili, that's not bad. Four

bucks for fries. Add $3 to make it chili

fries. That sounds really good, too.

Uh, chocolate chip cookie, five bucks.

That's a little high. You know, if I'm

going to go to Subway, it's going to be

less than this. But all right, dude. The

kids menu prices are not fair. Why is

the kids burger just as much as the

adult burger? 15 cents less for the kids

burger. 15 or 50 cents. That's a little

rich. Little rich on the kids menu. But

then again, you know, you go to Red

Robin to get a burger now, it's like

$17. You know, it used to be $9.99. So,

there's been a lot of inflation. But the

menu actually looks good. Little

disappointed there's no breakfast

burrito. Uh,

you know,

all right. LA burritos. Pretty typical.

What else we got here? Ordering food.

All right. Let's food menu. Oh, this is

crazy.

>> First thing that I want to point out is

that not every box is made the same

size. A lot of them are. All of these, I

guess, are except for this ginormous

one. Can you guess what that one is?

>> These are awesome, by the way. This is

really cute and creative. Big. All

right, spoiler alert. Here you go.

>> It is the wiener. The first I think

>> that's a big hot dog though. That's You

know, that's pretty long. You know, you

like not everybody's used to that kind.

>> We go with the one that everybody wants

to know about the cheeseburger. A

classic cheeseburger. The first thing

I'll say is it looks like a smash

burger, but it does have a very good

look to it with that which is

>> it doesn't I mean in fairness when he

says smash burger, I think he's right.

It it looks a little messy, but then

again, it's it's day one. Like, at Red

Robin, we would not have been allowed to

serve a burger like this that looked

that way, but you know, looks can be

deceiving. I'm all about the taste.

>> Really nice. The only thing, if I had a

negative, is I typically like my burger

a little bit more well-cooked, and I do

see a bit of pink.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You do

not want to overcook the burger, man.

>> Inside of it, which is understandable

today.

>> I I guess I don't I don't see any pink

in there. I see juicy like goodlooking

meat. You know, the meat's got to have

some juice. I understand like hamburger

meat. People are worried about

salmonella or whatever because it's not,

you know, fully cooked if you see some

pink in there. But it's got to have

juice, man. If you try out the burger

and it turns into a hockey puck, it's

going in the trash. I ain't eating that

crap. I ain't wasting the calories on

that. It's not just It's not even worth

it. And the bread, I need a I need like

a bread review. If the bread's not good,

it ain't going to fly either. Uh I

actually sometimes get so pissed that

the bread is trash, I just take the

bread off and then I'm just holding

pickles on one side and meat on the

other side and I'm like, I don't care.

>> All right, let's hear the

>> very good mixture of everything. Good

proportion. Sometimes you get these and

they have too much tuna.

>> Not a big fan of tuna, honestly, cuz

it's all mayo mixed in there. I'd rather

go get some sushi. a little healthier,

but then again, it's a diner. Like, what

do you expect? All right, grilled cheese

review.

>> Tastes like an adult grilled cheese

sandwich. Kids grilled.

>> Great. Okay, cool. I mean, it looks

good. I kind of feel like it'd be worth

taking a day trip bringing the kids down

there. Uh, it's cool. I love this.

Well, incar ordering.

It's a cheeseburger emoji.

>> Oh, that's nice.

>> Look at that.

>> That's the one. The sun is setting here

on day one at the Tesla diner and it

really comes alive at night. This place

is open 24 hours, 7 days a week.

>> Oh, we should just go at like 3:00 a.m.

Honestly,

>> and they did say the diner is going to

>> That would be great if I just fly over

there. Well, I'll drive, but it it'll be

like flying cuz it'll be so fast. Just

go there at 3:00 a.m. or something. Or,

you know what? Before we do the market

open, we just drive down and bring it

back.

>> It'll be open 20.

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>> Why is there a dude on rollerblades?

This is unacceptable.

Alert.

This is not what I want to see at the

Tesla diner.

Okay, this is this is this is already a

fatal flaw right here. Hold on. We need

uh 1950s rollerblade diner girls. Okay.

What the hell? Uh oh. Yeah, there you

go. Look,

just first picture on Google.

Okay. What the hell? This is not

acceptable. Damn it, Elon.

1950s style.

Tesla style. What the hell is this? I

don't want to go anymore. I'm done. I

ain't going. I'd rather watch CNN. Damn

it.

>> Arrest and now his release from ICE

detention. It'll be

>> Why not advertise these things that you

told us here? I feel like nobody else

knows about this.

>> We'll we'll try a little advertising and

see how it goes.

>> Congratulations, man. You have done so

much. People love you. People look up to

you.

>> Kevin Pra there, financial analyst and

YouTuber. Meet Kevin. Always great to

get your take.