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Taking A Shot Every Fortnite Loss… This Got OUT OF CONTROL 😵‍💫🤪

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Hi guys, welcome back to another video.

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So this one, as you can read by the

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title, is playing Fortnite until I'm

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messed up and drunk and yada yada.

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Basically, so every time we lose, we

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have to take a shot. That's the whole

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point of this stream. Let me know if you

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guys like these kind of gaming contents.

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I don't know if I could do another drunk

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stream, to be honest. I my [music]

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stomach was killing me after this um

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this game cuz you'll see how

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progressively worse it gets throughout

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the video. But make sure you guys give

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this video a thumbs up already. Thumbs

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up if you like cats and dogs, you know,

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cuz you know Jojo's right there.

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>> Hello, [ __ ]

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>> And let me know if you guys want more

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gaming videos. Let's get this video

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started cuz it's a long video. So, let's

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let's get to it.

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>> That wasn't so bad.

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>> Oh, [cough]

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that's disgusting.

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Now, another bottle of liquor cuz that

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was really bad.

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>> Oh my gosh.

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>> It's I'm not even exaggerating. I the

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last time I take I was taking shots was

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at the award show and it wasn't bad.

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Like I was able to just swallow that

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[ __ ] and not even gag. But this one I'm

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like

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>> you definitely should. I have I have a

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buzz ball and then I a big buzz ball. So

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I was going to buy multiple but I was

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like you know what? I'm going just grab

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the big you know the big singular one

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and then I got a bottle of Titos just in

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case. I went through like a Tito's phase

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like

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when I was like

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[laughter]

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>> Damn. What you trying to say?

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>> Mhm. Or even put that with you some, you

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know, lemon. There you go. Got you a

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lemon drop.

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>> A lemon drop.

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>> Yeah, you got you a lemon drop. If you

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guys need gold, I still got 720. So if

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yall need get it [clears throat] right

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here.

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>> Yeah, you get it in this vending machine

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right here.

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You have enough, pilot.

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>> Um, I have 3,000. So,

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>> Oh, yeah. You You straight.

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>> Is that's the Are you uh the one right

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there? The middle one. There you go.

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>> Uh, sure. I got

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>> I'll get the bot then since And then we

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got four.

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>> Oh, I thought they Oh, it's out of stock

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now. Well, I got the last one.

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>> Oh, yeah. It's only three only. Or maybe

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it might be to where I got the B, too.

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Yeah, I got him. I bought him.

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>> Now we just need a whipsies.

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>> I be driving the blue car. Team's here.

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>> WHERE

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lit one?

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They're lowkey bots. trap.

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>> Yeah, all those dots.

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>> Let's rotate towards Bumpy Bay. Let's

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get over there.

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>> There should be a car up over here soon.

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>> One girl, brother. Oh, let's go. Wait,

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it sounds like it's close by.

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>> Or behind us. Car behind us.

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>> Oh god.

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>> I got one guy. He's one shot.

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>> [ __ ] [snorts] you're not going to get

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me.

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>> You got it, Violet.

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>> It's right there. You're right in front

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of it. You're right in front of it.

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You're right in front of it.

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>> No, they grab it.

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>> Oh, they used it too though.

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>> Wait, what?

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[ __ ] No.

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There we go.

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Oh [ __ ] My bot's trying to heal me.

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Heal me. Bot. Heal me. Here. Here.

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>> Yeah, we got it.

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>> You got the stick of truth.

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>> No, no, no, no. The stick of truth just

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they threw it. They threw it,

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unfortunately.

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[snorts]

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>> Yeah, I know. They use it. They use it

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already.

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>> Or something like that.

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>> I got like I'm getting There's a car

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coming.

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Oh,

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shoot.

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>> Nice. Good park.

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>> The other one's weak. He's pushing up,

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too.

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>> [cough]

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>> We going through it over here, chat.

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>> One guy over here.

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>> I got that guy resing. Screw that guy.

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Just get the shotgun.

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>> All right, we got to get out of here.

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>> Oh no, the circle's going to push in on

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us.

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>> Oh yeah, this is the circle. One's going

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on the right. He's alone. He's on there.

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I missed. No way.

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I knocked one

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behind me.

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>> Oh, I thought

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behind something.

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>> What the [ __ ]

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>> Oh,

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>> you slow.

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>> LET'S GO. OH,

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let's [cheering] do it.

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>> Let's go.

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>> Now, the first win is always the

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easiest. Now, it's about hard.

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[laughter]

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>> So, no shot. We're good.

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>> Hey, we got it, though.

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>> I I still think we can take a victory

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shot.

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[laughter]

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>> Take another victory shot.

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>> Okay,

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>> take it. Hey, he said take a shot. [ __ ]

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it. Take it. Let's do it.

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>> All right,

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>> bro. [music] This is nasty. This is

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nasty. So we So we got a dub from

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Mexico.

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>> What would

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>> Yeah.

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>> I'm going to say since we we're moving

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away from South Park, I think I think

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the next chapter is going to probably be

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like I I know they're going to change up

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the map, but it's like what could they

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do? Cuz it has to do something with like

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space. So like something big.

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>> I'm trying to see what it could be.

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Well, they're not going to do a new

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season yet, but I know another chapter,

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so they're probably going to add to it.

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>> All righty. Be careful. I see some

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people here.

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>> Yeah, there's at least two teams that

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>> call the ambulance, but not for me.

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[laughter]

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>> Wait, where's that from?

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>> It's like a meme. It was like on TikTok.

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Oh [ __ ]

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>> I love the body.

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>> There's a guy right here.

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>> Justin Timberlake.

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>> [ __ ] coming. I have no ammo.

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>> [ __ ] I'm coming. I'm coming.

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>> Hop in the car. Hop in the car. Hop in

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the car.

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>> [ __ ] you messed with the wrong person.

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>> I got him.

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>> Oh, there we go.

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>> Got it. I got it.

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>> Yeah. Just drive back here. There's

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someone in the hill. I see him.

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>> You just dropped like three people. So,

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I'm trying to see who else that could

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be. How did he hit me? Swag.

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>> He's up there.

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Oh [ __ ]

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>> I have no ammo.

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No. Where you going? Come back,

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>> [ __ ] You're a [ __ ]

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>> He's loing. I need ammo.

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>> Go get some ammo.

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>> I see.

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>> He's crawling back.

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>> [snorts]

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>> Come back. I want to talk to you. Oh, he

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running. Oh, they're gone. What the

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heck? Oh, someone's in the roof. He

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dropped down. He's going this way.

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>> Oh no. What the [ __ ] They were lucky I

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had no [ __ ] ammo.

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>> Oh my god. He's running. I'm running.

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>> Wait, help me.

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>> Wait, where's the reaper gun? I just saw

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>> Oh [ __ ] I'm coming.

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>> I just have the gun.

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>> Wait, what the [ __ ] bro? He's so lucky.

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He chased me till

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>> Oh no. Oh, the game glitched. My game's

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glitchy.

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>> He had no health.

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>> Oh my god, bro. They're doing that. They

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always do that. Oh, like let me

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disappear right away. I hate that. Come

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on. They're cheating. They're cheating

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because how was I glitching? Bro, my

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internet's fine.

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>> You could just grab our cars and just

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bounce for real, bro.

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>> Honestly. Yeah.

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>> Oh, man. Get out of here.

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Oh wow.

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>> Careful, careful, careful. Get out. Get

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out. Just get out.

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>> Knock his ass.

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>> Yeah,

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>> I can kill him. But I just wish I had a

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little more.

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>> They think they good though. Like they

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thought they was on one.

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>> Yeah, [ __ ]

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>> He dropped.

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>> Oh no, he's still there.

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>> All right, get the reboot back. Get the

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reboot.

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>> I'm on it.

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I can just go for the car and then get

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the reboot ban

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since they all left that area too.

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>> All right.

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>> Wow.

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>> Yeah. Good luck, [ __ ]

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>> I never understand that. How do they We

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We shoot their tires out yet they never

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Okay, come on.

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I almost whooped your boy.

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>> Let me pin. Let me pin where you should

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go. It's all over here.

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Wait,

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>> where? Oh my god, the tires.

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Tires. Don't be down.

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[ __ ] Honestly, I'm going to just res

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you guys right here.

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>> Let's do it. Yeah, cuz I'm not trying to

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take a shot.

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>> Please don't shoot me in the back. Oh,

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wow.

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>> Get in the bubble. Get in the bubble.

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>> Yeah, I'm in a bubble.

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Oh my god.

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>> Oh, he's in the car. Wow.

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>> Wow. What a [ __ ] loser. Just Just

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jump out.

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>> Yo, I'm on it.

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>> Low line.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> This game really does piss me off, you

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guys.

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>> Bro, do you see this? This is once we

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win that one game, they just put us in

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the lobby with just nothing but sweats.

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People who have nothing better to do,

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you know?

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>> Like there reminder, we're not playing

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uh Oh, there's some heals right there to

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your right.

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>> We aren't even playing ranked like

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they're driving the car over to you.

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>> Mhm. I'm going to say the best safe

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place for you to get us back is right

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over there.

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>> Just fly there.

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>> Unless that reboot van over there.

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>> You shouldn't do that when you first

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when you get that one. You need to go

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straight and then you go like once you

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feel it's going down, that's when you go

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up.

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Cuz if you start doing up and down from

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the beginning, it's going to go slow.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. You got to go like you got to like

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go like like you got to kind of like

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flank it almost.

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>> Is that Do you know if that one's

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movable? The one over there.

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>> Circle.

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>> That one? I don't know.

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>> There's somebody driving one right now.

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>> You're in there fighting right there,

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too.

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>> I want to go in there and just steal it.

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Honestly,

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>> I know, but we don't know if there's any

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gas in it. Yeah. Does he see me? No, he

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doesn't.

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>> Then look at him right there. Yeah,

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that's a trio. They're getting in the

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car and leaving. Let them leave. Just

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see if they leave. Let's see if they

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leave.

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>> Look, they're left. They left the other

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person.

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>> Oh, wait. They left it. They

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>> did. They flew away.

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>> No, they're in the building,

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>> I think. Yeah, they ass is definitely

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>> Oh, they're over there. No, no, they

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did. They did. They did.

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>> Yeah. Well, I

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better off just We'll just drive off.

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I didn't go for you.

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I'm going to get you guys right here.

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I'm [ __ ] on top. Come on, hurry up.

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I'm one person.

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>> Give me a break. I should have put the

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door uh to like on the outside like

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this. Like that.

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>> Hey, we back. That's all that matters.

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Let's see what we could do.

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>> Well, we're in a circle.

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[snorts] Yes, but we have no boots.

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>> True.

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>> I just got me a jetty.

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Oh, yeah. Lead them right over to them.

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Let them fight. Let them fight.

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>> No, I ran out of fuel.

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>> Get to the circle. Violet,

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>> I'm good. I'm good. Wait,

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what? He's spawning. She's spawning.

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>> Wait, what?

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Can't believe we're fuel.

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[snorts]

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>> All right.

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>> All right. We got to come this way

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again.

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>> Mhm.

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>> Yeah, we have to go this way.

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We don't have to shoot anyone that

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literally

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>> canisters inside there. Up inside there

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to your right.

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>> We need a

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>> close. Hit that door. Hit that door. Hit

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that door.

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>> For now.

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>> Oh, damn.

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>> Careful with that.

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>> Kill [laughter] me.

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>> Oh, they're moving

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>> here. Zero. Stay with me.

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>> He's Yeah, he's right behind you guys.

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>> Yeah, they're all flying.

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in the circle.

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>> Close the [ __ ] door.

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>> I'm with you. I'm with you. One here.

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>> Oh, come here. Come here.

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Oh, no.

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>> Bro, seriously.

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>> I ain't going to lie. I would have been

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outside of there.

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>> Let me let me pour up already. Sorry.

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[laughter]

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Oh, let me stay up there, please. Thank

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you.

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>> Yeah,

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I need to get some loot. Something,

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>> bro. Take those minis. Yeah.

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>> Yeah, it's my only option, honestly.

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I'm thug.

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Damn,

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>> I'm dead. Yeah. No.

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>> No.

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>> That other guy should have been Wait.

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Huh?

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>> They both had full health.

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>> Yeah, they did.

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>> Hey, what the other

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>> That's crazy. I literally seen you

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beaming straight in the head.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yi. I don't know that word.

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[laughter]

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>> I can't do this. I can't do this. You

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guys, this shot is disgusting.

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You don't have anything else tasting

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better.

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>> You can't You can't miss.

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>> All right, let's do it. Let's just do

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it. I'm going to go pee after.

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>> All right, let's try to do matching

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skins. Let's not try to do matching

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skins.

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>> All right, let's just do it.

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>> Anything gold? Let me see. [snorts]

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>> Gold.

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>> Get the gold saying hair, man. Good.

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>> Michael drinking

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espalone.

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>> Espalone. Have you heard of that one?

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>> I've seen it. Yeah. It's like the skull

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logo.

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>> Uhhuh.

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>> If you had one [music] house to stay in,

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anime, cartoon, or even like any TV

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show, which house would it?

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>> Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends.

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>> Damn,

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>> I like that answer.

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>> That was really

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>> That was up there for my answers. I was

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thinking about that one. Yeah, I I I

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like I would say Fosters would be like

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another one too. I would do for sure.

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What about you, Zero [snorts] M? I'm

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going have to think online, but I have

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some some options.

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>> You guys were stuck in a video game.

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Which video game would you want to be

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stuck in?

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>> Oh my god. Damn. [snorts]

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>> I I'm going to say Simpsons Hit and Run

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cuz I could get I could get [laughter]

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and run. People [snorts]

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>> ask. I mean,

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>> what if somebody hidden around you

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>> for the rest of your life?

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>> Simp.

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>> Yeah,

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>> true.

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>> Those zombies here. Save me.

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>> Call.

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>> I'm coming. I'm coming. Where are you?

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>> I don't have a gun.

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>> I just got three people. Holy [ __ ]

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I was trying to tell you to come down

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here cuz they was just I saw it so many.

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>> I got you. It's Hinata.

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>> Watch out for Hinata. Someone's flying

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in too.

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>> That's me. I'm coming in right here.

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>> That's cool. I didn't know last

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there's someone here too. Another

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person.

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>> They're coming in.

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medallions, you guys.

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>> There's only one.

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>> Okay.

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>> All right. I'm coming right here. I'm

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right here.

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>> We're going to have to like fly up in a

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minute and then go to the circle.

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>> Well, we don't have any jetpacks. That's

19:19

[ __ ]

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>> We can use this. We can fly up. We can

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fly up straight through here. That's

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what I was saying. We can use this

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>> to get up on top of this. Oh, get right

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here. Get right here. Right where I put

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the yellow. Naruto's outside.

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>> Wait, what? Oh, [ __ ]

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>> Careful.

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>> Yeah, there's people here.

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>> I'm right behind you.

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>> [ __ ] The got me down. Watch out. I'm

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coming. I'm coming. I have to help.

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Bro, mind your business, man. Damn. Oh,

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you [ __ ] [music]

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one.

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>> The other team just rolled in.

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I was like, "See, I'm right over here,

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y'all." I was like waiting for y'all.

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Bet you want to do that again, huh?

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That was so nasty.

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I'm throwing this [ __ ] away.

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>> All right, since we lost, does that

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count as a shot?

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>> No, we haven't lost yet. We haven't

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lost.

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Charlie is good.

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believe

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you got the helm. Nice.

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>> Oh,

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let's go. One v one v something. Let's

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one v one v one.

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Got him. He's 100. He's just got no

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shield.

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>> Oh, nice shot.

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>> Push.

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>> Oh,

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he's going for the hill. Nice.

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>> Take your chugs. Take your your your

21:47

some of the cheese balls.

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>> No.

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>> Oh, no.

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>> FIVE HEALTH.

21:53

>> FIVE HEALTH. Oh

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no. I didn't even see him either,

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>> bro.

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I got I got this cup when I was in

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Japan. I went to Tokyo Disney and I got

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this cup. So if you see this

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>> I had to buy

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[laughter]

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good job. Don't mind me.

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>> That's Japanese. [laughter]

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>> Good job. Good job. I don't think that's

22:24

Japanese.

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>> It is.

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>> It's not Japanese.

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>> It is.

22:29

>> That's [laughter] not Wait, what? Kishua

22:32

is Japanese.

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>> I don't [ __ ] know. Okay.

22:36

>> I'm going to be honest though. When I'm

22:37

in Japan, like my Japanese, like I catch

22:40

it. But like when I'm not in Japan, I'm

22:42

like, I don't [ __ ] know.

22:45

You know, I get the Tik Toks out there.

22:46

They'll teach you the words.

22:47

>> I was sure about to say I was like,

22:49

"Wait, the what the [ __ ] What have I

22:50

been learning then?

22:53

But you're learning Japanese.

22:55

>> I'm learning like a little, you know, a

22:56

couple phrases and stuff, you know,

23:03

>> that's Korean or Greek. Depends.

23:06

>> Yes, I know. I'm taking the show. OA,

23:09

you know, one of my favorite movies

23:11

growing up with my big fat Greek buddy.

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>> Really?

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>> I love a good romcom.

23:24

Okay.

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>> What's your opinion on man spreading? H

23:28

>> what?

23:29

>> Man spreading.

23:30

>> What's your opinion on that?

23:33

>> No. [laughter]

23:36

>> So

23:37

yeah, that's

23:38

>> I've seen it. I don't judge. I don't

23:39

judge. Make your money how you want,

23:41

honey.

23:41

>> No. No. Man spreading is like when you

23:43

when guys sit down like in the public

23:46

transit and their legs are like wide

23:47

open. I I'm not going to lie, that

23:50

pisses me off because like dude, you're

23:52

taking up you're not fat. You're taking

23:54

up two spaces, okay? Like, keep your

23:56

legs at a dis at a social distance

23:59

>> and stop having your legs open, you

24:01

[ __ ]

24:04

[laughter]

24:04

>> It's full circle, everyone.

24:06

>> I'm going to be honest. I used to take

24:07

the bus and there used to be men that

24:09

would have their freaking legs open and

24:11

I'll be like, "Bro, you're taking up two

24:12

seats right now."

24:14

>> Yeah. I hate that. Now, truthfully, I

24:16

think it's so like like me being like

24:18

like I'm not tall, but it's like at the

24:20

same time like I am like a bigger

24:22

person. Like even if I'm in shape, like

24:24

I'm still like a bigger guy. So, I think

24:28

like you know like if it's like guys who

24:29

are tall or like you know you know what

24:31

I'm saying? Like you got some weight to

24:33

you like

24:34

>> be considerate.

24:35

>> I understand it. But if you're like of

24:37

the smallest like a [ __ ] pit squeak

24:39

doing that [ __ ] Yeah. I was like, I

24:42

know. Excuse me. If you're a big guy, it

24:44

doesn't matter. Don't have your legs

24:46

open.

24:48

>> Period.

24:48

>> If you're like 6 foot, you're like, you

24:50

know what I'm saying? You like

24:52

>> If you're wearing tight jeans, I get it.

24:53

But if you're wearing sweatpants, don't

24:55

>> balls in the way.

24:58

>> Also, men be stinky, too.

25:00

>> My balls is hot.

25:03

[laughter]

25:04

>> Right. So, wait. We got to air them out.

25:06

Exactly. We got to smear them out. We

25:08

got to air them out. Violet.

25:10

>> Men's stench is way worse than women.

25:12

[laughter] I just hide the whole truck.

25:15

I have no idea.

25:18

>> Why am I talking about that?

25:20

>> The whole [ __ ]

25:21

>> He makes this whole chips.

25:24

>> I'm done. I'm done.

25:25

>> He walking that [ __ ] Hey, what's up

25:27

everybody?

25:29

>> The gyms people have told him to take a

25:31

shower. Okay, that's how bad it is.

25:34

>> What? Nah,

25:37

>> we want to we like to remind you that we

25:39

offer deodorant for free in the locker

25:41

room. So,

25:44

>> please

25:46

five Rigby. High five.

25:48

>> Why did they put High Five Ghost? That

25:51

would have been so perfect.

25:52

>> I said that. High five Ghost would have

25:54

been [ __ ] amazing.

25:56

>> Yo, Regular Show is like really one of

25:58

the best cartoons of all time. I'm being

26:01

so far. It has drama. agreed to the

26:04

second

26:05

>> [ __ ]

26:06

>> at the ending. Like I ain't gonna lie.

26:07

Hearing that ending pissed me off, bro.

26:12

>> Good show.

26:15

>> Stick.

26:16

>> Oh my god. Not the stick of truth, bro.

26:18

Get your heels up, bro.

26:21

>> You go get it. Wait, where? Where's

26:23

>> Oh, he he over there. I'm going to the

26:26

lobby. I'm going to the lobby. I'm not

26:27

taking no chances.

26:28

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO,

26:30

NO. I'M COMING TO THE STICK. I'm getting

26:31

the stick. I'm getting the stick. All

26:32

right.

26:33

>> He got it. He got it. He got it. He got

26:34

it.

26:38

>> He got it.

26:39

>> Yo, you remember the Yo Manga show on

26:41

TV? Am I old?

26:43

>> Mhm.

26:44

>> I remember that.

26:46

>> I GOT THE STICK. YO, I GOT THE STICK.

26:48

>> YOU GOT THE STICK OF TRUTH. Let's go.

26:50

>> I got the stick. I got the stick. I got

26:51

the stick. I got the stick. I know

26:53

exactly where we're going to put it to.

26:54

>> Oh, I died. Oh, I committed to it. I

26:56

committed. I committed. Yo, I'm not

26:58

going to lie. Pineapple tastes good when

27:00

you're drunk. It's Yeah, it's really

27:02

good.

27:05

I just hope no one shoots you now.

27:08

>> Why does your dog have a jacket?

27:10

>> Cuz he's cool.

27:11

>> It's [ __ ] hot right now.

27:13

>> Oh my god, I got jumped.

27:16

>> Oh [ __ ] they're shooting.

27:20

All right, let's go get Michael.

27:21

[snorts]

27:26

>> Oh [ __ ] Yo, Fortnite drunk is like

27:29

different. I'm not going to lie.

27:31

>> Yeah, it's a virus.

27:32

>> It's kind of scary.

27:34

>> I don't have What do you mean? I have

27:36

enough V-Bucks. Why isn't it letting me?

27:39

>> The problem is the card. I think we have

27:41

to get the card.

27:42

>> I have gold.

27:45

Oh, hell. All right, I'm

27:48

>> I want to get it, but I know they're

27:51

still there.

27:52

>> [ __ ] that. I'm going to take the bullet,

27:54

bro.

27:57

>> Actually, no. No, no, no. Don't even

27:58

worry about him. I'mma get him. Just

27:59

come to me.

28:01

>> Sure.

28:02

>> No.

28:04

>> I just invite me if you got a free spot.

28:07

>> Yeah, we we'll invite you to

28:14

>> I got his car.

28:18

>> [ __ ] you, [ __ ] I'm going to kick your

28:19

ass.

28:24

[ __ ] you, [ __ ]

28:28

That's actually

28:30

Oh,

28:32

>> come back to me. Come back to me, y'all.

28:33

Come back.

28:34

>> Yeah, I'm going.

28:35

>> No.

28:37

>> I got the I got the I got the stick.

28:39

Sticks on me.

28:40

>> No. What the [ __ ]

28:42

We got him. We got him. Don't worry.

28:44

>> All right. Where are you, Charlie?

28:48

>> He's over there. Uh northwest.

28:51

>> I don't know what the hell is northwest.

28:53

>> No. Oh, damn. He's getting Never mind.

28:57

Do not go that way.

29:01

>> Oh no.

29:01

>> All right.

29:04

>> Run, run, run.

29:07

>> No.

29:10

>> I literally That's so crazy, bro.

29:13

>> You [ __ ] [ __ ] When you [ __ ] car

29:16

[ __ ]

29:21

>> [ __ ] you. Dude, your mom's a [ __ ] I

29:24

like playing Fortnite because I feel

29:25

like it makes me distress, but then I

29:27

realized that this game actually [ __ ]

29:29

stresses me out.

29:31

>> Welcome to gaming. Yay. This is why we

29:34

love it.

29:34

>> Yeah. No, this is why I was a Sims gamer

29:37

and a Minecraft gamer and and one week

29:41

>> because I was so chill. This game is

29:43

giving me wrinkles.

29:45

>> You're playing the boys game.

29:47

>> Yeah, that's why.

29:48

>> Oh my god. Wrinkles.

29:51

Why we upset all the time? Oh, is

29:54

leaving or

29:55

>> That's why men have anger issues for

29:57

sure.

30:03

>> Let's go.

30:09

>> Think the car got destroyed.

30:11

>> I had some Cheeto P. I

30:13

>> think so.

30:14

>> Oh, someone's coming. Someone's coming.

30:17

What's up?

30:22

>> [snorts]

30:22

>> Oh, never mind your dog. There we go.

30:26

>> I placed it in the storm. That's weird.

30:29

But

30:29

>> why are they putting

30:32

>> I hate Fortnite?

30:33

>> Do a do a um do a [ __ ] heal off. Heal

30:36

off.

30:38

Yeah,

30:45

I k I kill it on my

30:48

>> I feel like

30:52

>> [ __ ] All right, get I'm getting my shot

30:54

ready.

30:59

>> Why aren't you guys fighting? Damn.

31:04

>> There's five left. Nice. Oh [ __ ]

31:06

there's three are coming in.

31:11

Oh my god, the whole team versus the

31:13

[ __ ] man.

31:15

>> Whole team,

31:19

>> man.

31:19

>> Lame ass emote.

31:20

>> Screw y'all.

31:21

>> Oh,

31:21

>> and no, you got a and you got a free

31:23

emote, [ __ ] Like, get your V-Bucks up.

31:26

Sit together, please. If you don't,

31:27

you're going to

31:28

>> stay together.

31:32

[laughter]

31:34

Hey yo,

31:35

>> I I mean

31:36

>> actually, you know what? I'm sorry. I

31:38

don't mean nothing.

31:39

>> Everyone has a hoe fade. It's all good.

31:42

>> If you didn't have a hoe face, I just

31:43

know you're a [ __ ] miserable person.

31:45

That's just me. That's just me

31:47

justifying my hoe faces. Okay. Don't

31:50

Don't

31:52

>> rejuvenate.

31:55

[groaning]

31:58

>> All right, we got bunkers.

32:00

What's your guys' favorite um

32:03

like done in the game.

32:08

>> I'mma say the the the shot the dual

32:11

shotties. Not going to lie.

32:14

>> Yeah,

32:14

>> dual shies are my

32:17

>> dual shots.

32:17

>> Those joints be smacking.

32:21

>> I like snipe.

32:23

>> Sniper.

32:26

>> Sniper.

32:28

Late night combos. Yes, these be the

32:31

late night combo.

32:35

>> I have not even gotten a gun yet.

32:39

>> If you guys could have like one food to

32:42

eat for the rest of your life, what are

32:43

you eating?

32:46

>> Ooh,

32:48

chicken alfredo.

32:50

>> Chicken Alfredo.

32:52

>> Like Chinese food.

32:55

>> Pizza or like Chinese food?

33:02

Yeah,

33:02

>> I I think it would be like that too.

33:05

>> Say beef.

33:05

>> What kind of Chinese food? Like

33:08

>> you have to only pick one thing.

33:11

>> Damn it. Where's my ring?

33:13

>> Oh, um pork fried rice.

33:17

>> White rice.

33:18

>> I got orange

33:21

chicken slaps in the Yeah, pork fried

33:24

rice though.

33:25

I love punk photos.

33:26

>> If I had a dream blunt rotation, I ain't

33:29

going to lie, it would have to go Seth

33:31

Rogan. Yep. I was going to have Seth

33:32

Rogan.

33:33

>> It would probably have to be uh one of

33:36

the guys.

33:41

She's a huge stoner.

33:43

>> Yeah, she's [snorts] smoking left and

33:44

right. Her and AS Rocky. I would say

33:46

Seth Rogan, the one of the guys from

33:49

Chich and Chong, Chris Tucker, Cat

33:52

Williams. I feel like Cat Williams would

33:54

probably make me sober by the amount of

33:56

[ __ ] he'd be saying to make me laugh.

34:00

>> Um, who else? Uh, and then if I had to

34:03

have like one more person, who else

34:05

would it be?

34:07

>> So, only four people,

34:10

bro. Why are they shooting at me, bro?

34:12

Just chilling. My god,

34:16

what a [ __ ]

34:22

>> [screaming]

34:24

>> I'm coming. I'm coming.

34:26

>> Four, three, two, one. Let's go, [ __ ]

34:33

>> Release.

34:33

>> I wasted it.

34:34

>> He's low. He's low. He's low.

34:37

>> I love it.

34:38

>> I was too busy thinking about the blood.

34:46

No.

34:48

All

34:51

right, I got the reboot back. So,

34:53

>> what the

34:58

blood rotation,

35:00

you got to go with a You got to have a

35:03

cook, a famous chef, celebrity chef. So

35:06

that way afterwards when you're SOMEONE

35:08

GOT THE MUNCHIES, HE KNOWS THE PLACE to

35:10

go.

35:13

>> I agree. Ram. So I I'm choosing Guy

35:17

Fury. Take me to the flavor town after

35:19

we get high.

35:20

>> Guy Fury

35:23

>> and then I will pass that with Henry

35:25

Caval

35:28

and then

35:29

>> Henry Cav

35:31

>> and then with Dave Chappelle. Henry was

35:33

a nerd.

35:35

>> Oh, how did I forget Dave Chappelle?

35:37

>> Dave Chappelle along with And then if he

35:40

was still alive, Bernie Mack.

35:44

I I

35:54

>> No. Oh,

36:05

>> we're back, baby.

36:09

>> No,

36:11

>> bro. I almost got the whole team.

36:16

>> All right, I'm getting you back.

36:17

>> You You guys aren't worthy to kill me. I

36:19

almost got the whole team. The five

36:21

squad. Get out of here. Leave me alone.

36:24

>> Oh my god. A whole squad just pulled up.

36:26

Oh, hell no. They came in the big body

36:28

[ __ ] truck.

36:31

All right. All right. I'm [ __ ]

36:41

>> [snorts]

36:44

>> This game really

36:47

[screaming]

36:49

>> What's down here?

36:52

Wait, what's down here?

36:53

>> I think it's like a I think it's like a

36:54

fake house. Oh, what the hell?

36:59

Did I just discover a house that is like

37:02

not on TikTok?

37:11

Why is Mickey go?

37:13

>> Like what are you doing to get all this

37:14

[ __ ] bro?

37:16

>> Like what? What?

37:17

>> He's doing something.

37:20

>> I think he's doing something. Oh,

37:21

>> get in the car.

37:27

>> Yeah, my

37:29

go tell me how you

37:32

three people trying to

37:33

>> get over here. There's hella loot over

37:34

here. There's hella loot over here by

37:36

me. Um, encirment land. Just get over

37:38

here. Let's regroup.

37:41

>> [ __ ] up. People shooting [ __ ]

37:45

Get our [ __ ] life.

37:49

>> Oh my god. Why is my game?

38:08

run.

38:09

>> My game is freezing.

38:11

>> No.

38:13

>> Oh, hold on. [ __ ]

38:19

>> Crash. I'm getting crash.

38:20

>> My game is freezing too, too, though.

38:26

>> Who's still alive?

38:29

Who's still alive with us?

38:32

>> It's you and me running. This game makes

38:34

me mad.

38:34

>> Full heels.

38:35

>> I'm not going to

38:37

>> I'm done. I'm done. We're going to take

38:38

another shot, bro.

38:40

>> No, no, no, no. Don't. Don't count us

38:41

out yet. Don't count us out yet.

38:43

>> Oh, no.

38:46

Good weapons.

38:49

>> I quit Fortnite after this, bro. I'm

38:52

done. I'm [ __ ] done.

39:00

>> I'm [ __ ] done, bro.

39:04

How did he see me? And I'm shooting him.

39:07

Make it make sense, chat.

39:08

>> Bro, I swear I'm quitting Fortnite after

39:10

this, bro. I swear I'm going to [ __ ]

39:12

crash out.

39:14

>> I'm done.

39:16

I'm [ __ ] done with this green team.

39:19

>> I'm tired of the freaking sweat. I

39:21

remember when I first started playing,

39:24

it was this guy.

39:28

I used to get crowns all the time.

39:32

Now the uninfor house

39:36

>> and they're [ __ ] good, bro. Wow, this

39:38

used to be my strength. I don't smoke. I

39:41

don't drink while

39:48

>> I'm done. I'm going

39:51

>> No, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold

39:53

on. Hold on. Oh, hold on.

39:58

>> Who am I watching then?

40:00

>> We're watching Trell right now. We got

40:01

three. That Charlie is not wearing pink

40:03

pants.

40:05

>> That is me.

40:06

>> That is me.

40:06

>> Oh, that's you, Charlie.

40:08

>> Yeah, he said bad [ __ ] only. He's

40:10

changed.

40:10

>> Yeah, you said baddies only.

40:12

>> I don't know. That doesn't

40:17

>> That looks like a art show.

40:20

>> Oh.

40:21

>> Oh, no.

40:22

>> No. [screaming] T your [ __ ] cheese

40:25

box

40:27

boy.

40:28

>> Oh my god.

40:32

They're fighting each other. There's

40:33

three. It's one v one. You got I think

40:36

someone's behind.

40:38

>> NICE SHOT.

40:40

>> NO. [screaming]

40:41

>> OH, let's go. The race.

40:45

>> Nice.

40:49

>> Oh,

40:53

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

40:56

>> I'm scared.

40:59

Let's

41:07

go. [screaming]

41:08

Let's go. Stop playing with me, bro.

41:11

Let's [ __ ] go.

41:14

>> Stop playing with me. Clip it, chat.

41:17

>> Let's go. Is it the drinks that's got me

41:20

playing like this?

41:21

>> Bro, it's the drinks that got us.

41:23

>> Is this the drinks?

41:25

>> Is this the drinks?

41:26

>> Side step.

41:27

>> Let's go. Nobody drink. Don't put no.

41:31

Yes, sir. You see it? GG's in the chat.

41:34

Let's go, [laughter]

41:36

>> bro. W's

41:37

>> W's in the chat. And that was the same

41:39

[ __ ] that kept trying to fight

41:40

me the whole game, too. [ __ ] it on him.

41:43

>> Crazy.

41:45

>> Yeah.

41:47

>> Oh, you need a You need like a stinkier

41:50

emote, honestly. Cuz what the [ __ ] is

41:52

that?

41:53

>> A stinkier emote. Let me [laughter]

41:56

This

41:57

>> end of stream, you guys. I'm done.

41:59

[laughter] I don't have to take this

42:02

nasty ass shot.

42:04

>> Look how much I drank.

42:05

>> We won though. We won.

42:06

>> Won that for us. I don't got to take a

42:08

shot. I'm good. You guys will see me

42:10

from sober to now. I'm done. I quit

42:12

Fortnite after this. Make sure you guys

42:14

are subscribed. Subscribe. Like this

42:16

video. [laughter] And I'm not doing any

42:18

for gaming drunk videos no more because,

42:20

bro, that's too old. I'll see you guys

42:22

in my next video.

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