California’s New Gun Bill is Blatantly Stupid

I ran for governor in California and

part of my plan was to expand gun rights

for legal gun owners in California well

California just introduced sb2 which

initially looks like it expands gun

rights for Californians keep in mind I

didn't become governor obviously but I

became in second place uh in the recall

candidates who ran in 2020 but anyway

short of that you won't believe what is

in this bill if you are pissed at

California you are about to have your

world turned upside down because this is

insane you're not going to believe what

California is up to now and it really

pisses me off because I ran for governor

in California and I'll tell you I'm

pissed I didn't win because we got a

weenie baby who has done nothing for

homelessness done nothing for mental

health done nothing for schools and

while he was bragging about a

stimulus-induced surplus during during

the campaign I'm screaming dude it ain't

gonna last you idiot in California the

Surplus is not going to last if you

spend it like a drunken sailor and what

no offense to drunken Sailors because

comparing drunken sale is to Newsom is

an insult to drunken Sailors but anyway

Newsom is now running a deficit in

California and you know what Newsome

thinks we should do for our

constitutional rights especially our

Second Amendment which he calls a

suicide pact well California just

released the text of a CCW Bill a

concealed carry Bill I'm actually a big

fan of concealed carry I actually ran on

the concept of expanding your concealed

carry and moving more towards more gun

rights and I understand uh that

California is basically like zero gun

rights and in Texas it's and or Arizona

it's like all gun rights right you're

not going to get California to move all

the way over but bring them back to a

little bit of normalcy because what you

God in California is just kooky not so

insane because people who are not

criminals can't have a gun but every

criminal can walk into Walgreens steal

whatever they want and they don't even

go to jail because California is

freaking broken it's disgusting but not

only that okay California just

introduced a bill and you're gonna vomit

when you see this but let me let me just

give you a little context here okay

there's been one person who had a

concealed carry license who murdered

someone else and guess where they are

now prison because they're a scumbag and

they killed someone else when they

shouldn't have there have been thousands

dare I say hundreds of thousands of

felons who still walk the streets who

kill people all the freaking time but

they're not licensed because it's easier

not to be licensed it's ridiculous uh

but anyway California just introduced

this bill it's called

sb2 I kid you know uh it was just

introduced and when I first saw the bill

I thought oh my gosh California is

actually expanding the right to

concealed carry oh my goodness this

sounds incredible in fact look at this

the bill would require the licensing

authority to issue applications and the

bill would remove certain requirements

like good cause requirements from the

issuance usually in California if you

want a concealed carry firearm you have

to show good cause and and you know you

have to have like a clean criminal

record they're removing that they're

like look we want more people to be able

to have concealed carry licenses so I

started readings bill I'm like holy

smokes is California turning around boy

was I disappointed and I think you're

going to be pretty disappointed as well

in just a moment so anyway they start by

loosening the requirements for who can

carry a firearm so you got to be 21. you

got to be 21 to buy a firearm in

California it's also worth noting that

California has magazine restrictions you

can only have a 10 round magazine so if

you get like a Glock 17 you ain't

getting those 17 rounds you're getting

10. now of course if you happen to find

uh a a you know 17 round magazine in

Arizona or something and you happen to

uh you know bring it back then then

potentially you could loophole into

having a higher cap mag but California

has restrictions on that they also have

restrictions on the type of firearm you

could have uh for example you can't have

but maybe oh gosh I want to say the

California rosters like 40 guns long and

outside of that you just can't even have

them uh but okay okay whatever so so

initially again just going back to to

the concept SP2 okay California

expanding people's rights to have

firearms okay legal gun ownership I'm a

fan of that especially you know if

people are uh you know were trained uh

or or can can certify that they've been

trained now I ran on this on the

campaign I want to be very clear about

this I don't think that people who can't

afford training uh should not receive

help I do think the government should

help people pay for for training right I

think that's fair it's like hey look you

know you get your concealed carry and

then maybe you know once a year or

whatever you do a quick little uh

checkup at the local gun store and if

you don't have enough money the guns you

know the state subsidizes you that's

fine that's okay right just expand

ownership for everyone but anyway this

is the part where where I just start

vomiting and when I say vomit I start

vomiting okay you ready for this you

ready for for this this what I'm about

to read you is a list of where you are

not allowed to carry a firearm so hold

on for a moment I want you to think for

a moment

where do mass shootings happen well

they've occurred at churches schools

grocery stores public events uh you know

concerts on buses you know like like

outside your home right I mean like yeah

shootings have happened obviously at

homes but like you can have a gun at

your home uh but but so think to your

mom for a moment where would a mass

shooting occur okay or like any kind of

dangerous situation occur right so now

yeah large crowds exactly right in a

mall okay yeah yeah yeah exactly thank

you for those of you in the comments

Bingo okay now let me go ahead and show

you exactly where California says after

you get your license you are not allowed

to carry a gun via this new bill that

California has introduced okay you ready

for this let's see how reasonable

California is ah I'm dropping my stuff

over here because this is gonna be

ridiculous all right you ready for this

here we go no local government buildings

okay no buses trains or other public

transportation know where alcohol is

sold no public gathering or special

event space conducted on a property open

to the public that requires a permit uh

whether it's on a street or sidewalk no

playground or private Youth Center no

Park unless there's hunting but there's

basically no hunting in California so

basically no park or Athletic Facility

no property basically owned by the state

of California no colleges universities

or classrooms of any kinds no casinos or

gambling areas no sporting events no

public libraries no airports okay I mean

that one's Fair no amusement parks no

zoos or museums no churches synagogues

mosques or places of War ships worship

no banks financial institutions no

polling places okay wait for a moment

right now you already might be thinking

dude Kevin that's like everything okay

that sounds like everything so in other

words you're you have a license to have

a gun but you can't take it anywhere

right okay listen to this this is gonna

blow your mind okay let me just read you

this one and then I will explain it okay

ready for this

or you are not allowed to carry a gun

even if you are licensed in any

privately owned commercial establishment

that is open to the public unless the

operator of the establishment clearly

and conspicuously posts a sign at the

entrance or on the premises indicating

that license holders are permitted

have to carry

so in other words nowhere so in other

words you can have your license to carry

a California but you shall not be

allowed to carry it anywhere I was

thinking about it I'm like so so I can I

can have it in my home and my car but

like where else because I can't go into

the grocery store I can't go into any

store I can't go into anywhere that

sells alcohol and I mean we all know

that's basically the only reason I leave

my house I mean I didn't say that

um you know you can't you can't take it

where shootings would occur like

churches or Parks or public events or

colleges or classrooms or sporting

events or casinos or public

transportation or or playgrounds where

you want to protect your children you

can't you can't have it anywhere that

folks is call me fornia for you that is

why I ran for governor to try to bring

some common sense I got almost a million

votes you know I came in second place

out of recall candidates I think we did

good but holy crap I am just pissed this

is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in

my life I I cannot even believe how much

of it like who writes this stuff and

actually thinks it is remotely logical

but I think that was my first mistake

was assuming there was any logic in

California