I'm Running for President of the United States.

hi i'm meet kevin pafrath and today i'm

announcing my run for president in the

2024 presidential election after

receiving over 1 million votes in

america's largest state against the

current governor of california a

governor who has amplified the problems

of california i realized my

qualifications and skill sets are better

suited to lead our entire country

not just to try to fix california

so here's my plan number one reduce

taxes we must avoid a punishing

recession that will further hurt the

bottom 95 percent of americans and since

americans and consumers make up 70

percent of our gross domestic product we

will reduce taxes for every single tax

bracket by four percentage points this

will save an average family of four four

thousand dollars per year that's roughly

332 dollars per month this will help us

prevent a recession

while we fight inflation down

second on day one i will sign an

executive order waiving the federal gas

tax anytime gas is more than a national

average of

3.69 per gallon this will be automatic

no more waiting for congress and will

call on states to do the same thing

anytime prices exceed 3.69 on average

the price automatically comes down as we

remove the tax and when the price

naturally comes down through market

fluctuations the tax will come back on

this way we can automatically help

alleviate pain when we feel pain at the

pump of course we're still going to

focus on an ev transition but that's

long term

because in addition to waiving the

federal gas tax when gasoline is above

this price range

we're going to open the keystone

pipeline we're going to open that

remaining xl leg

and we're going to do so because we make

the cleanest oil in america the cleanest

oil doesn't come from venezuela or iran

it comes from america

and while we're going to go green in the

future

we're going to get there using better

oil and cleaner oil

rather than buying it and being reliant

on countries like iran and venezuela or

worse

russia

this is how we can grow our economy

together

and again

pay down our federal debt

in addition of course to incentivizing

the consumer

and elevating the consumer is exactly

what we will do

with our high school overhaul

high schools will be transformed into

future schools

existing high schools will now be

mandated to incorporate financial

education career building sales skills

communication skills typing skills

business building skills investing

skills credit and debt course work real

estate coursework stock course work

there won't be any critical race theory

or wokeness we have no place in our

society for more hate and more

divisiveness

so rather than talk down the privileged

how about instead we just elevate every

child in america who goes to an american

high school something that we could

finally be proud of an american high

school today that is an embarrassment in

the future under my administration we

will be proud of that

every graduate of an american high

school will have the choice to graduate

with a career ready for them at no cost

and no debt at 18 years old

we're going to partner with cutting-edge

companies

within america that means we will enable

american students to work for american

companies in america

that way 18 year old graduates can start

working as journey level accountants

sales folks computer programmers

engineers you name it

gone will be the days that our children

need to go to college to get a start in

life and college will still be essential

for advanced degrees like doctors or

advanced c corporate level work

but everybody will know how to build

wealth the day they graduate there will

no longer be any child left behind

but for real this time

this will help us fight to eliminate

poverty

but it'll take us time to get there

so while we get to having these future

schools throughout our country

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president but let's move on to number

four housing we have a massive housing

shortage we will work with developers to

build new homes outside of our great

cities where we have plenty of available

land and we will sponsor new communities

with new and efficient roads connecting

master-planned communities future

schools into our existing communities

that way we can finally make

homeownership a reality for everyone

number five

we're going to legalize gambling

nationwide and we're going to use those

revenues to pay down our debt and i know

what you're thinking

no but that might create a mental health

crisis

well that's why rather than telling

people what they can't do

we're not going to ban individuals from

gambling

we're going to solve the mental health

crisis by actually inappropriately

investing in mental health not only in

our elementary middle and high schools

but also

by having an appropriate mental health

care system we will have the best mental

health in america under my

administration

number six

we will legalize cannabis

and we will ban state excise taxes on

cannabis so that way states like

california can't price gouge their

individuals their consumers

incentivizing the illegal production and

sale of cannabis states should only be

allowed to charge their normal sales

taxes and nothing more number seven

we're going to reduce the cost of health

care by increasing competition and

transparency in our medical industry

in addition to this we are number eight

going to fix

immigration it is unacceptably difficult

to hire foreign workers and move them

into the united states for businesses it

is unacceptable we're not trying to

replace american workers here we don't

have enough workers we're over 10

million workers short right now

and we're holding back our economy by

not fixing immigration we are going to

fix legal immigration by streamlining

the legal immigration process and

cracking down on illegal immigration

number nine

we're going to fix the way our police

interact with our communities and we're

going to break the cycle of poverty

reducing crime

by investing in these parts of our

country that need the most help so we

can all rise together

because you know what someone who's

broke and without the opportunity to

provide value in this great country is

not a lazy person

they're a victim

they're a victim of our failed schools

and our failed government policies

no one left behind anymore

that buck stops with me

number 10

we're going to strengthen our military

and ensure

communist countries cheating our

manufacturers no longer take advantage

of us

and most importantly we're going to do

so in a bipartisan manner because i'm

not running as a democrat or a

republican

i am running as a joke because it's

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