Key & Peele - Who Thinks They Can Dance?

[electronic music]

- WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH IN ATLANTA, G.A.

- HI, JOSEPH.

- [British accent] ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

START THE MUSIC.

[hip-hop music]

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- HAS HE STARTED YET?

- I THINK-- I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT.

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THANK YOU.

- YEAH, THANK YOU. - I AIN'T DONE YET, THOUGH.

- THANK YOU, JOSEPH.

IT'S--IT'S DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME.

- IT'S A NO. I'M SORRY.

- NO.

- ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, JOSEPH.

- GUYS, YOU--YOU KNOW,

I AIN'T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ' OR NOTHIN' LIKE THAT.

I LIVE ON THE STREETS.

- THAT WAS VERY APPARENT, AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

- Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA'S ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL.

- IT'S NOT-- NOT REALLY RELEVANT.

- BORN IN A COFFEE CAN UNDER A BRIDGE.

- THAT'S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH.

THAT'S--THAT'S AWFUL, BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO--

- MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE.

- NOW IT'S A LIE. - IT'S A LITTLE BIT MUCH.

JOSEPH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT--

- PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL

BY RENTING MY BODY OUT AS A HEROIN SUITCASE.

- OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. - WOW.

- JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE--WE DO HAVE OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY,

WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN VERY POLITELY.

NO, JOSEPH, LET HER COME ONSTAGE.

- OH! OH! - LET HER COME--NO, JOSEPH.

- IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE.

'CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN'T GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH.

- JOSEPH...

- JUST ONE LITTLE THING, THOUGH.

- DON'T DO IT, JOSEPH.

- IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE. - DON'T FINISH THAT SEN--

- I GOT HEARING DAMAGE IN THIS EAR.

- JOSEPH! - AND ALSO IN THIS EAR.

- JOSEPH!

- THE BRIDGE HAD-- HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT.

- JOSEPH. - 'CAUSE THE BRIDGE--

- KEEP IT. - 15-TON--

- HOLD IT.

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. AND GET OFF MY STAGE.

- RA--RATED SIX.

- JOE... - THAT'S A BIG TRUCK.

- SEPH. OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE.

AND WHO IS THIS?

- OH, WHO IS THIS RIGHT HERE?

THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF

WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

SHE IS MY INSPIRATION.

- JOSEPH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY

THAT'S GOING TO MAKE US CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY.

- THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT'S HER DAUGHTER.

SHE BLIND.

SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE'S HELP.

- COME GET YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS.

- WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

- VEGAS! - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I'M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE. I'M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.