don't tell anyone... the hot-crazy matrix | Sara Eisen

Some of you haven't been enlightened

with the hot crazy matrix. And somebody

who's uh been in a relationship since I

was 16 years old, never in another

relationship, first relationship. Uh and

we've been married since I don't know

like 2012, 2013, something like I can't

keep it straight because we just look at

our anniversary date as to when we got

in a relationship in 2008. Uh and now we

have seven kids. Uh I'll give you my

reaction to the hot crazy mix and uh

it's it's a pretty good one. You got to

know it

>> with that.

>> And this was all of course spawned by

shout out to Sarah Eisen because we were

Yeah.

>> Crazy is measured from four to 10

because of course there's no such thing

as a woman who's not at least a four

crazy. So you got four to 10.

>> So the scale starts at four

>> right here.

>> I forgot that part.

>> Keep in mind where the hot crazy line

is.

As a rule,

this is your no-go zone. We do not hang

around and date and marry women who are

not, at least in our mind, a five. Um,

so this is your no-go zone. You don't go

here.

>> So, anything under a five with a four

crazy, no go. Stay away.

>> We just rule this out. Life is better

this way. That's the way it is. All

right. Um, above a five and to about an

eight

and below the crazy line,

this is your fun zone.

You can hang out here and and and uh

meet these girls and spend time with

them. That's your fun zone. But keep in

mind, when you're in the fun zone, you

want to move out of the fun zone to a

more permanent location. Okay? um like a

permanent relationship, uh you know,

dating, marriage, kids, whatever.

>> Um so that's the fun zone. Above a five,

hot, below an eight, hot, and below the

crazy line. This means these are most of

the time not crazy. Okay,

>> most of the time not crazy. Sometimes

crazy, but again, there's a floor of

crazy. Above the danger zone, above the

uh above the crazy line, we have the

danger zone.

This is your redheads, your strippers,

anyone named Tiffany.

Um, this is hairdressers. This is where

this is where your car gets keyed, you

get a bunny in the pot, uh, your tires

get slashed, and you wind up in jail.

Um, now, now that we have some of the

chart filled in, we got a couple more

pieces to put in. But at this point,

understand something. This is not a

static environment. This is a situation

where you have got to uh use

>> This reminds me of that Carrie Underwood

song. I took a Louisville slugger to

both headlights,

dug my keys into his car. That's

perfect.

>> This matrix over time to develop some

reliable data. It's like a dope chart.

Okay, you ought because at any moment in

time any woman that you have previously

located on this chart can vanish from

that location and appear anywhere else

on the chart. So what you have to do is

over time collect some data and once you

have a cluster

>> guys we need we need to collect data try

them out first

>> of data points you can begin to consider

that reliable.

Now moving on, you have this zone here.

This is below the crazy line,

above an eight hot, but still,

you know, about a seven crazy. This is

your date zone.

You can stay in the date zone

indefinitely. These are women that you

introduce to your friends and your

family. Um, they're they're good-looking

and they're reasonably not crazy most of

the time. Okay. So, this is you can stay

here indefinitely.

>> Welcome. Nice to have you. So, you want

to talk about love making right

>> now?

Above an eight hot and between about a

seven and a five crazy. This is your

wife zone.

Okay.

>> So, so you need less crazy to the woman

has to be less crazy in order to marry

her. So, if you date somebody who's in

the date zone, they you have to collect

enough data to verify that they aren't

actually this crazy and that they'll

settle into this sort of level of crazy.

When you meet this girl, you should

consider a long-term relationship.

Uh, this zone is not scaled to size.

This this is a this is a representation

and not an actual this is not a pipe. In

other words, hopefully the wife zone is

much larger, although it could also be

much smaller.

>> Chart showing you how many of these

people are out there. This is simply a

representation of what you're after. You

want to be five to seven crazy above an

eight hot. That's your wife's zone.

Okay? Now,

below a five crazy

and above an eight hot, this is your

unicorn zone. These things don't exist.

Does it exist?

>> If you find a unicorn, please capture it

safely, keep it alive. We'd like to

study it and maybe look at how to

replicate that. Okay, so I was

explaining this to a guy one time and he

said, "Wait a minute."

>> Anyway, so there's the hot crazy matrix.

Uh I I guess we could listen to this

part.

>> I met this girl and she's like smoking

hot. She's like at least a nine and

she's chill. She's to totally cool.

She's like not even a three crazy. I

said, "You're telling me you've met a

girl. She's a nine hot and she's like a

two or a three crazy."

>> He said, "Yeah, man. I like her a lot."

I said, "You should be careful. That's a

dude. You're talking to a

I didn't remember that.

That's a trans lie.

That doesn't exist.

So, you got your you got to be careful

cuz

>> down here.

he writes I haven't seen

that word in forever. Oh my gosh. This

is absolutely the best mustwatch guide

to women if you haven't seen it yet.

>> Kevin is very talented, but I don't know

it's going to be him, but he's a very

talented guy.

>> Why not advertise these things that you

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>> Kevin Praath there, financial analyst

and YouTuber. Meet Kevin. Always great

to get your take.