are super powers with side effects still worth it?
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Are superpowers with side effects still
worth it? This is a question scholar
have been wondering for centuries.
>> What? No, we haven't.
>> Which is why I decided to look into it.
I asked you to choose a superpower. I
want flying. But the top reply is the
side effect. You're only a flying head.
Uh, sorry.
Are we cool?
I said sorry. So, for example, I want
telekinesis ve very much. I think I
would if I had telekinesis abuse that
power to the max. Yeah, that's right.
Come to papa. And if I can only move
burger.
Oh, you think you're funny, don't you?
Well, watch this. Yeah, that's right.
Come to papa. You think you've bested
this power, but I have produced an idea.
Obviously, telekinesis isn't very good
if you can only control burgers. Even if
you want to control the burgers to then
control other objects, but then I'd be
producing a lot of burgers. I don't want
to keep going to the grocery store to
buy more burger meat. Do you guys have
like a vat of meat? Yeah, burger packs
are in aisle 3. No, no, no. Like not
like a packet, but like a
fat. That would be a huge pain. But then
I got the idea, what if I submerged the
burger in resin like that one hot dog
and that the burger could last forever.
And in addition to that, the resin could
be any shape, such as burger in resin
shaped like a spoon or burger in resin
in the shape of a hook. We could get
really creative. I could be casting
multiple shapes with multiple burgers,
creating minations only limited by my
imagination.
Let's rock and roll, baby. It's time to
rock and roll. You thought you were
funny. You have failed to limit my
powers. And now you will face the
consequences.
Oh man. I would say yes. This power is
still worth it with a side effect. Write
that one down, scholars. Who are you?
Let's see if you have what it takes to
ruin this next power.
Satisfying. I'm going to ask my channel
now.
You can bring any character you want to
life. Okay. I'm going to make a
character named Griffin who has wings
and we're best friends and is magic also
and can do kick flips. Do a kick flip.
Awesome. Very interested to see the side
effect that would ruin this. They hate
you,
>> Griffin.
Is this true?
>> Okay, that's fine. We're not friends
anymore. I'm going to make another
character who is really cool and excels
at baseball and uh is a demon and is
your enemy. So, you know how it feels.
>> You know, they say an enemy of an enemy
is my friend. Wise words.
>> Seriously,
>> I'll admit it. I don't think this power
is fun with this consequence. If
everyone hates me, then they're all
going to gang up on me. Ow ow ow ow.
Like, if there's no consequences with
this power, what's stopping me from like
making a genie character who grants
unlimited wishes? But now, if he hated
me, I would have a lot of trouble
trusting him. Unless
character who is irredeemably evil and a
threat to this world who is a burger,
>> which then I can uh eat it.
>> Yes. Eat me and become the very thing
you sought to defeat.
>> I don't like this power anymore. You
guys can hang out. I'm going to leave.
You guys suck.
Those guys are a bunch of jerks anyway,
but not as much of a jerk as I'm about
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This power is dangerous, mostly because
you would either be sought after by
world governments seeking to obtain your
power, or you'd end up being the leader
of a cult. But despite the risks, it's
an amazing power to have. Anytime you
stub your toe, it's fine. If you fall
off the roof and then stub your toe in
the process, that's fine. Or if you
explode, actually, I don't think you'd
survive that. But if you were far enough
away and then you stub your toe, then
that's fine. Life would be way easier.
But with the side effect, would it still
be worth it?
Come on.
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Almost got it. Let me try. Give me a
second.
There we go. You can only ever do it
immediately after eating a bowl of grass
clippings. You are terrible. Funny, but
terrible. First of all, this makes using
the power really awkward. Somebody.
Somebody. We need a doctor. Who needs
help? This guy's hurt. He needs help.
Uh, I'm hurt. I need help. Don't worry,
guys. I got this.
>> Why are you eating grass?
What are you doing?
>> I'm working on it. I'm working on it. On
top of that, you cannot let it get out
that you have this power because it's
limited to how much grass you can eat a
day, which is not nutritional, by the
way. You can't subsist off of grass. You
have to eat other things. Trust me, I've
been down that road. So, if you're
trying to keep a low profile, eating the
grass kind of makes you suspicious. We
have incredible news, Ron. Just as the
evil sentient burger that's been on the
loose attacked this child, we thought it
was all but over for the child. But soon
after the burger fled the scene, the
child made a miraculous recovery. With
us are some bystanders who witnessed the
miracle. I don't know how that kid's
alive. He was hit full force with a
freeze ray. You don't walk away from
that unscathed. After Burger Meister
Burger Monster escaped, he just stood up
like nothing happened. Yeah, it was
crazy.
I don't know what happened. I vote this
power is still very worth it. Despite
you have to be on a low profile, it's
gross to eat grass and this really only
works during the spring and summer. It's
still worth it because it's not nothing.
Just kind of a bummer. You kind of you
ruined it a little bit. The ability to
completely forget about a show you've
watched so you can reexperience it as if
it was the first time. I do this
already.
Where am I? This power sounds cool at
first, but this kind of sounds like
purgatory a little bit. You'll just
watch the show, forget that you watched
it, watch it again, forget that you
watched it. Months roll by, years roll
by, and you're an old man before you
know it. Where did the time go? You
don't remember it? I remember the first
time I saw the season finale for Sever
season 1. Did it feel amazing?
>> Yeah. Do I wish I could watch the show
and feel the same way again? Uh-huh. But
if you haven't seen Adam Sandler's 2006
fantasy comedy film, Click, I feel as if
there is an important and irrelevant
lesson in that movie. I think this power
is a curse. So anyway, with that being
said, let's see what the sound effect
is. You immediately lose interest before
you watch the show. I do that already
with video games.
Where am I? Because I consider the power
a curse. You kind of made it better,
which is the opposite of what we were
trying to do here. I don't know what to
do now. I don't know what to um smoke
bomb. It's not working. Smoke bomb.
The ability to have your art come out
exactly as you imagined it. Yes, I can
see it now. The trees, the river, the
luscious flowers, masterful composition.
You can only draw pictures of Will
Smith.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you ruined it. You've
ruined a totally perfect superpower.
Congratulations. If you need me, I'll be
in my room.
The ability to mimic anything. Ooh, I
like this one. I've always been fond of
the idea of like shapeshifting. I'm a
big fan of Ditto from Pokémon. He's
cute. But would I think it's still cool
with a side effect? You lose your true
self and have no unique form if I'm
understanding this correctly. Is that so
bad? I don't know. That doesn't sound
too bad. Having no unique form kind of
makes me have a unique form. Hey, I'm
looking for a guy named Andy. Do you
know who that is? Oh, yeah. It's the guy
with no unique form over there. Hello.
Sure, I lose my unique form at the end
of the day, but I could also fly. And of
course, if I can mimic abilities, say
hello to the world's best hacker.
What are you hacking? Nothing. Someone
ordered one trillion Dr. Peppers. You
know, that joke's getting a little old.
>> I like him. The ability to turn
invisible when nobody's looking. That's
not a superpower. That's just being a
guy. That's just a guy. Ooh, I'm
invisible. I don't look at me. What?
Look away. Okay, now look at me. Wait. I
mean, okay. But you're being looked at
24/7. You didn't even ruin a superpower.
This is a curse.
>> I mean, do you mind? Like I'm trying to
just like be by myself.
>> My job.
>> The ability to appear in an ice cream
sandwich video, but he hates you. Wow, I
really hate this guy. Thanks for
watching. I hope everybody learned
something. Scholars
security,
don't forget to subscribe.
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