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are super powers with side effects still worth it?

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Are superpowers with side effects still

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worth it? This is a question scholar

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have been wondering for centuries.

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>> What? No, we haven't.

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>> Which is why I decided to look into it.

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I asked you to choose a superpower. I

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want flying. But the top reply is the

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side effect. You're only a flying head.

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Uh, sorry.

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Are we cool?

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I said sorry. So, for example, I want

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telekinesis ve very much. I think I

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would if I had telekinesis abuse that

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power to the max. Yeah, that's right.

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Come to papa. And if I can only move

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burger.

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Oh, you think you're funny, don't you?

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Well, watch this. Yeah, that's right.

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Come to papa. You think you've bested

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this power, but I have produced an idea.

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Obviously, telekinesis isn't very good

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if you can only control burgers. Even if

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you want to control the burgers to then

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control other objects, but then I'd be

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producing a lot of burgers. I don't want

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to keep going to the grocery store to

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buy more burger meat. Do you guys have

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like a vat of meat? Yeah, burger packs

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are in aisle 3. No, no, no. Like not

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like a packet, but like a

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fat. That would be a huge pain. But then

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I got the idea, what if I submerged the

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burger in resin like that one hot dog

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and that the burger could last forever.

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And in addition to that, the resin could

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be any shape, such as burger in resin

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shaped like a spoon or burger in resin

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in the shape of a hook. We could get

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really creative. I could be casting

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multiple shapes with multiple burgers,

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creating minations only limited by my

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imagination.

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Let's rock and roll, baby. It's time to

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rock and roll. You thought you were

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funny. You have failed to limit my

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powers. And now you will face the

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consequences.

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Oh man. I would say yes. This power is

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still worth it with a side effect. Write

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that one down, scholars. Who are you?

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Let's see if you have what it takes to

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ruin this next power.

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Satisfying. I'm going to ask my channel

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now.

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You can bring any character you want to

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life. Okay. I'm going to make a

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character named Griffin who has wings

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and we're best friends and is magic also

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and can do kick flips. Do a kick flip.

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Awesome. Very interested to see the side

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effect that would ruin this. They hate

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you,

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>> Griffin.

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Is this true?

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>> Okay, that's fine. We're not friends

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anymore. I'm going to make another

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character who is really cool and excels

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at baseball and uh is a demon and is

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your enemy. So, you know how it feels.

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>> You know, they say an enemy of an enemy

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is my friend. Wise words.

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>> Seriously,

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>> I'll admit it. I don't think this power

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is fun with this consequence. If

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everyone hates me, then they're all

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going to gang up on me. Ow ow ow ow.

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Like, if there's no consequences with

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this power, what's stopping me from like

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making a genie character who grants

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unlimited wishes? But now, if he hated

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me, I would have a lot of trouble

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trusting him. Unless

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character who is irredeemably evil and a

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threat to this world who is a burger,

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>> which then I can uh eat it.

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>> Yes. Eat me and become the very thing

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you sought to defeat.

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>> I don't like this power anymore. You

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guys can hang out. I'm going to leave.

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You guys suck.

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Those guys are a bunch of jerks anyway,

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but not as much of a jerk as I'm about

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This power is dangerous, mostly because

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you would either be sought after by

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world governments seeking to obtain your

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power, or you'd end up being the leader

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of a cult. But despite the risks, it's

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an amazing power to have. Anytime you

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stub your toe, it's fine. If you fall

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off the roof and then stub your toe in

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the process, that's fine. Or if you

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explode, actually, I don't think you'd

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survive that. But if you were far enough

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away and then you stub your toe, then

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that's fine. Life would be way easier.

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But with the side effect, would it still

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be worth it?

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Come on.

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Almost got it. Let me try. Give me a

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second.

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There we go. You can only ever do it

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immediately after eating a bowl of grass

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clippings. You are terrible. Funny, but

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terrible. First of all, this makes using

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the power really awkward. Somebody.

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Somebody. We need a doctor. Who needs

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help? This guy's hurt. He needs help.

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Uh, I'm hurt. I need help. Don't worry,

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guys. I got this.

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>> Why are you eating grass?

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What are you doing?

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>> I'm working on it. I'm working on it. On

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top of that, you cannot let it get out

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that you have this power because it's

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limited to how much grass you can eat a

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day, which is not nutritional, by the

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way. You can't subsist off of grass. You

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have to eat other things. Trust me, I've

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been down that road. So, if you're

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trying to keep a low profile, eating the

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grass kind of makes you suspicious. We

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have incredible news, Ron. Just as the

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evil sentient burger that's been on the

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loose attacked this child, we thought it

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was all but over for the child. But soon

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after the burger fled the scene, the

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child made a miraculous recovery. With

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us are some bystanders who witnessed the

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miracle. I don't know how that kid's

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alive. He was hit full force with a

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freeze ray. You don't walk away from

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that unscathed. After Burger Meister

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Burger Monster escaped, he just stood up

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like nothing happened. Yeah, it was

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crazy.

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I don't know what happened. I vote this

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power is still very worth it. Despite

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you have to be on a low profile, it's

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gross to eat grass and this really only

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works during the spring and summer. It's

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still worth it because it's not nothing.

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Just kind of a bummer. You kind of you

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ruined it a little bit. The ability to

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completely forget about a show you've

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watched so you can reexperience it as if

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it was the first time. I do this

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already.

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Where am I? This power sounds cool at

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first, but this kind of sounds like

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purgatory a little bit. You'll just

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watch the show, forget that you watched

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it, watch it again, forget that you

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watched it. Months roll by, years roll

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by, and you're an old man before you

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know it. Where did the time go? You

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don't remember it? I remember the first

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time I saw the season finale for Sever

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season 1. Did it feel amazing?

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>> Yeah. Do I wish I could watch the show

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and feel the same way again? Uh-huh. But

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if you haven't seen Adam Sandler's 2006

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fantasy comedy film, Click, I feel as if

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there is an important and irrelevant

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lesson in that movie. I think this power

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is a curse. So anyway, with that being

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said, let's see what the sound effect

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is. You immediately lose interest before

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you watch the show. I do that already

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with video games.

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Where am I? Because I consider the power

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a curse. You kind of made it better,

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which is the opposite of what we were

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trying to do here. I don't know what to

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do now. I don't know what to um smoke

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bomb. It's not working. Smoke bomb.

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The ability to have your art come out

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exactly as you imagined it. Yes, I can

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see it now. The trees, the river, the

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luscious flowers, masterful composition.

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You can only draw pictures of Will

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Smith.

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Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you ruined it. You've

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ruined a totally perfect superpower.

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Congratulations. If you need me, I'll be

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in my room.

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The ability to mimic anything. Ooh, I

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like this one. I've always been fond of

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the idea of like shapeshifting. I'm a

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big fan of Ditto from Pokémon. He's

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cute. But would I think it's still cool

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with a side effect? You lose your true

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self and have no unique form if I'm

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understanding this correctly. Is that so

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bad? I don't know. That doesn't sound

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too bad. Having no unique form kind of

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makes me have a unique form. Hey, I'm

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looking for a guy named Andy. Do you

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know who that is? Oh, yeah. It's the guy

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with no unique form over there. Hello.

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Sure, I lose my unique form at the end

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of the day, but I could also fly. And of

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course, if I can mimic abilities, say

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hello to the world's best hacker.

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What are you hacking? Nothing. Someone

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ordered one trillion Dr. Peppers. You

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know, that joke's getting a little old.

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>> I like him. The ability to turn

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invisible when nobody's looking. That's

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not a superpower. That's just being a

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guy. That's just a guy. Ooh, I'm

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invisible. I don't look at me. What?

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Look away. Okay, now look at me. Wait. I

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mean, okay. But you're being looked at

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24/7. You didn't even ruin a superpower.

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This is a curse.

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>> I mean, do you mind? Like I'm trying to

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just like be by myself.

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>> My job.

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>> The ability to appear in an ice cream

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sandwich video, but he hates you. Wow, I

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really hate this guy. Thanks for

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watching. I hope everybody learned

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something. Scholars

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security,

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don't forget to subscribe.

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