Percentage of Code Written By AI at Microsoft

Hey Mr. Ojen, I just saw your video

regarding Microsoft State. Yes, I'm

pretty sure you already uh know this,

but I've been working on their org

suite, Power Platform, and SharePoint

for more than 10 years, and it's also

never been this bad either. The culprit

Microsoft pushing uh blindly co-pilot.

Yeah, I mean, I think it has I think it

has direction. Again, I think I was hold

on,

we're going to pause the music. I

actually think I was right on the

assessment, which is that I don't think

it's the fact that AI is writing 30% of

their code that's the problem because

that's a gamified metric. We all know

that's a gamified metric. Really simple

way to show you this is watch this. I go

like this. Okay. See,

um, boom. I know that wasn't a correct I

know that wasn't like the type's not

correct. How much of this code did I

write versus how much did tooling write?

I wrote a C. I wrote the C. It autocomp

completed to here. I wrote that. Wrote

the I. It autocomp completed to here. So

I only wrote two letters. Three, four,

five, six, seven letters out of 22. So I

I mean really I only wrote 33% of this

code, man. So it's like 60% or more is

being written by if statements commonly

known as artificial intelligence, right?

I mean there was some really, you know,

that was kind of like a fast baseline

artificial intelligence that just wrote

that code there. So, it's one of those

things where it's like, okay, what's the

actual truth here? I don't know what the

actual truth is. I don't think 30% is

being written by AI in the sense that we

think of it like that. I think the real

culprit here is that they're pushing for

features beyond actually fixing and

taking the time. They're just going as

hard and and as fast as possible and

just ruining the world more than

anything else. Because this, again, this

is my personal thought. I think Satia is

trying to not be Steve Balmer so bad

that he's becoming worse than Steve

Balmer. And what I mean by that is that

Steve Balmer missed the mobile

revolution because he didn't consider it

a big deal. So Satia is never going to

make that mistake. He sees the writing

on the wall. He sees that Microsoft

needs to be a part of um part of the AI

revolution. So much like missing the

mobile revolution, he's gonna say, "I'm

never gonna do that." And he's gonna

jump all in. Bill Gates, on the other

hand, Bill Gates jumped in on the

computer revolution and did a great job.

Bill Gates also wants to produce a super

condom to avoid the fact that he gave

his wife an STD from sleeping with

Russian hookers. Apparently, crazy

Epstein file revelation. Nobody knows

what's happening here. Okay, I don't

know what's going on. Okay, I have no

idea what the hell's going on with

Microsoft. All I know is that there's

Russian hookers, there's Epstein,

there's bombers somehow did a better job

than than Satia and AI's ruining

everything. Thank you for coming to my

TED talk. May God have mercy on all of

our souls. Amen.