The Oregon Trail - Studio C

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well how long you reckon we've been on

the trail malerie about 12 Days by my

Reckoning P well hot cornbread we're

making good

time a now don't you worry y'all I'm a

carpenter I'll have this here wagon

fixed in no time

I'm sure glad you chose a useful

profession Jason I don't know what we

would have done if you were a banker or

heaven forbid an

accountant all fixed up let's roll

out well done mallerie you're a real

asset to our

family look here comes another one

oh sweet

Mercy that's the third

time we've only been out here for 12

days now don't worry son we'll get you

through

this congratulations mallerie and don't

you worry about all that wasted meat why

there's a million of those things

look here comes another one maybe you've

recovered

Matt

oh you have to be kidding me I I haven't

even recovered from my third bout of

typhoid don't worry son you'll live to

see the wamit valley yet but don't you

see what's going on here the Oregon

Trail is out to get me ever since we

left Missouri I've had one Misfortune

after another and I swear that is the

same tree we have passed five times

look on the bright side Matt this can't

possibly be worse than that time you

were crushed by that falling Boulder or

the time you merely drowned in the canus

river or when that Stampede got loose

and trampled you for hours and hours and

days look here comes another one I bet

this time it's good news

oh get on out of here be

get now don't let that bear get you down

son he could have chose to Maul any of

us he just chose you cuz you're the

weakest and most vulnerable

yeah water quick get him some water oh

here you go

son oh

please you will Ru the dayare you mess

with me organ

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why oh dear that's it just go on without

me never we won't leave you behind no

really you'll be doing me a

favor things will get better you'll

see all is

well well lit Valley here we come yeehaw

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