i just got banned

yo what up it's me kevin we're at the

lufthansa lounge and we got our lethal

injection cocktail here we're gonna talk

about how we just got banned from tiktok

in fact out of seven videos that led me

to get banned from tick tock i'm going

to show you six of them the reason i'm

not going to show you the seventh is

because the seventh is mike tyson

beating somebody up on an airplane and

honestly i kind of deserve to get that

video delisted so um one out of seven

will just say i deserve to get that one

deleted but the other six videos that

get deleted from tick tock ranged from

anything from how many people are living

paycheck to paycheck to joe biden

reading off of a note card yes if what

you say on tick tock doesn't align with

a tick-tock agenda you get banned and if

you submit an appeal good luck because

you'll be waiting for two to three

months before they actually overturn

your appeal so let's get started with

the six out of seven videos that led me

to get banned on tick tock for a week

and i just want to be crystal clear we

are not allowed to post until july 27th

because we've been banned for seven days

this one is budget stress us high

earners who report living paycheck to

paycheck and it talks about how a

certain percentage of people who are six

figure earners live paycheck to paycheck

whether they're millennials or boomers

and the difference between those here's

the tick tock that got us banned did you

know over half of millennials that make

one hundred thousand dollars live

paycheck to paycheck wait that means

half of the people i meet around my age

are living paycheck to paycheck exactly

but only about one in five boomers live

paycheck to paycheck in this income

group do you want to know the three big

reasons for the differences yes please

because i don't want to live paycheck to

paycheck anymore first they follow the

rule of guns and butter those who don't

live paycheck to paycheck invest in guns

or things that tend to go up in value

over time like stocks and rental

property wow kind of like butter tastes

good but it melts away exactly butter

purchases are things that tend to go

down in value like new clothing and more

stuff second wealthier people tend to

own their own homes homeowners tend to

have a net worth 10 to 20 times that of

tenants third wealthier people focus on

investing first then spending what's

left most people get this backwards they

make money they spend it and then they

don't have anything left to invest

because they spent it all on butter jeez

wow i'm following you on tick tock for

more

oh and for this next tech talk we got

banned for uh well hanging out with ben

mala apparently i make around 250k a

month a month on an average

million dollars a year i don't make that

kind of money and don't invest anywhere

but forex crypto and stocks what would

you guys recommend i do with that type

of money coming in well i mean i'm

looking at your youtube channel right

now uh first of all i think you can

benefit from posting more i mean it

looks like you're posting like once a

month these trading videos

yeah mambo fox fx that's foreign

exchange

uh yeah you know i mean like

this is you're killing it dude like i

don't know you'd be posting more forex

stuff geez man you're killing it i mean

you're doing the swaggy see here man uh

that's freaking amazing uh but look i

think that's what you're talking about

great great time to buy stocks

not financially does you want to buy

real estate i don't know what would you

guys recommend with that type of money

with that type of money well you're

making that much a month and how much

you got stocked away you know you could

be driving around in the fancy cars and

put some money away how much you got in

your hand is what matters well he is

looking good he's got the lambo he's got

the five million dollar house here he

goes he's spending that money well he's

spending money on that then you know

he's pissing away is that a rule

that money because cash is king said

that's what he rolls right there my

second rolls royce at 21. look at that

dude that's great but stock that money

away stop buying all these fancy [ __ ]

toys the toys don't help them do they no

i mean well maybe they could actually in

this in this ironically in this world

because it looks cool yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah listen you need the

stairs take a bunch of money go buy some

real estate because you know you can

touch it you can feel it and go nowhere

you know that's what i did at the end of

the year or you could do like kevin and

uh open up a 7-eleven work the slurpee

okay like 90 of the stuff you say about

me is not true

you just found that out

you just figured that you just have to

put that on a record for all the people

watching knowing each other a person for

20 hours you just figured that out this

next one's funny because it's literally

just commenting on joe biden reading off

a note card and it got banned for

harassment and bullying okay get this so

joe biden's caught at a union event he's

supposed to say a few things but look on

screen here look at what they handed him

they handed him an exact script of

basically the play-by-play like you

enter the room and say hello to the

participants and then pay attention to

the bolding you take

your seat you give brief comments press

departs you ask the chief investment

officer of this large union a question

who's joining virtually in italics you

thank participants you depart this of

course has led to a craze on twitter of

things like this brendan not to be

confused with brandon says you fall off

the bike or they should have added you

hold this card facing yourself to the

top of the list well for those of you

who are unhappy with joe biden don't

worry we only have 942 days to go until

the end of his first term now this next

one i understand could be a little

sensitive but it's a little ridiculous

and it has to do with someone who claims

that mass shootings are based on the

patriarchy almost all mass shooters are

cisgender men and for some reason we

don't really talk about men being the

primary problem can we please blame the

patriarchy and not blame mental health

people with mental illness are far more

likely to be the victims not the shooter

remember pinning everything on mental

health is also a good way to distract

you from focusing on the problem of gun

ownership and you know it's a

distraction because the people in power

who blame mental health don't give a

[ __ ] about improving access to mental

health care they want you to think that

all the shooters are crazy so they can

justify having all their guns first of

all i have no idea how people with

mental illness are more likely to be the

victim of a random mass shooting but

let's look at some other mass shooters

highland park shooter drew cartoons of

stick figures killing people and had

drawings of himself being killed by

police eval the texas shooter would

threaten to shoot up schools and harass

girls with behavior so disturbing people

were concerned why he was coming back to

school despite them reporting him

parkland shooter transferred school six

times because of emotional behavioral

issues expelled for disciplinary reasons

buffalo shooter writing about murder

suicides on papers and economics classes

and wondering why he was getting in

trouble seems like we need to put a

little more effort into mental health

which i actually agree with the poster

on but blaming the patriarchy get out of

town the next one has to do with a

teacher who wants to tell eight and

nine-year-olds all about gender identity

and my reaction there are so many things

pissing me off about this one like i

said i wear these bracelets to let them

know i'm a safe space two students two

third grade students came to me and

asked me to use they them pronouns and

also asked me if i could tell other

teachers this i said kiddos i would love

to do that for you i'm so glad that you

trusted me with this information hey if

you watch the full attic talk which i'll

link below she never mentions that the

two students identify as queer she just

says that they want to be called

different names but then later imposes

oh no no these are definitely queer

students they're nine they're literally

nine they probably don't even know what

sex is sex ed starts in like fourth

grade not third grade she says she's

babysitting third graders now and you're

gonna hide this confusion from their

parents second this person talks as if

she's a trustworthy one and in a safe

space kind of person because of her

bracelets and yet she implies that in

order to talk to the other teachers she

basically group message or group emailed

her co-workers i'm making that

assumption based on her reaction in the

way she said that but folks are you

serious i can imagine this like the

email subject you better call these

children by their non-binary names so

it's all we call this that's all we call

this they're nine i have a six-year-old

if i found out my teacher did this to my

six-year-old when he's nine and he's

confused or is confused maybe he needs

help and parental guidance i'd be pissed

if they didn't ask me to be a part of

that and the next one got banned for

harassment and bullying because well we

refer to biden joe biden falling off his

bike

and how that is now a tourist attraction

on google maps yes quote brandon falls

is a 4.7 star rated tourist attraction

in delaware

maybe elon musk can visit it when he

fights twitter in court joe biden just

can't catch a break from the internet

take a look at this if you go to the

north east on google maps and you go to

roughly around delaware and then you

type in brandon falls you will find that

there is a tourist attraction pin called

brandon falls it has a 4.7 star review

with about 70 reviews and this listing

even has a q a section that shows our

bicycle rentals offered here to which

someone replies and says yes but be

careful in the crosswalks this of course

is a reference to joe biden falling off

of his bike in a crosswalk because at

this point as many of you know let's go

brandon is a pseudonym for joe biden as

a reporter was hearing folks cheering in

a stadium crowd shouting

f

joe biden and she thought they were

screaming

let's go brandon so there you go we are

banned from tick tock for a week for

those videos do you agree with tick tock

keep in mind that in order for you to

agree with tech talk you would have to

agree that every single one of those

videos deserves to be removed from the

tiktok platform let me know your

thoughts in the comments down below and

you know what

i'll be posting them on instagram so

follow me at meetkevin on instagram in

case you want to see them there because

surprisingly even though instagram

censored my campaign when i announced i

was running for governor they haven't

posted any censorship alerts on any of

these videos they've actually been

pretty chill

so thanks marcus zuck i can't believe

i'd ever even utter those words because

i'd never invest in your shitty stock