the New York Times just ROASTED me.....
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hey everyone me kevin here this video is
about what the new york times just said
behind my back this is
the march the 28th 2021 edition
of the new york times it is the sunday
paper inside of it they have
stuffed the new york times magazine and
when you open up the new york times
magazine to not
the first page but to we gotta get past
the table of contents right so pronounce
the simple contents
you get to the first article in there is
my face
let's talk about what the new york times
had to say
the easiest way to actually read this is
for you to be able to follow along so of
course we're going to pull up
the story on the ipad too because
after all we can nft what's on the ipad
i can't nft
this alright folks so here we go
why finance gurus switch their
bait from millions to thousands of
dollars
okay all right let's uh we get
starting off with a little bit of a
cynical tone i see here
let's go into this uh mark your calendar
there's a big day coming on january 9th
with the dream of a two thousand dollar
stimulus check not yet deflated the
southern california real estate broker
kevin paffraut uploaded a video to his
meet kevin youtube channel
updating viewers on the status of
stimulus and sitting before
an array of glowing led screens yup
and pop culture paraphernalia a star of
mario
yeah and thor's hammer yes
uh pathfinder i don't know what that
means wiry white man in his late 20s how
about
dude who's 29 uh with a close crop beard
it's kind of messy but okay leaned into
the lights and greeted viewers yeah
that's true
using the earnest eye contact of a
veteran youtuber
uh he ran through a summary of the
situation
the interest at play in congress the
details of the proposed bill
the tangled qualifications for relief
out of focus over his shoulders
the monitors reminded us of his meet
kevin school
and sign and sign up for courses
to master stocks at the end of the video
we are invited to become more that's the
old coupon
uh through through investing to
subscribe to his channel and of course
smash the like button i guess that i
guess this is a little
subtle reminder to always hit the like
button little thumbs up there in the
below
big day coming two thousand dollar
stimulus check jan
14. well we may as well pull that one up
really quick to see what video
inspired this i always think that's
interesting let's see meet
kevin big day coming jan 14.
oh hey here it is okay hey everyone so
uh what's interesting about this video
is take a look at this let me share this
here
uh in this video i do actually uh yeah i
go through
yeah it looks like i'm going through the
new stimulus package
that uh biden is proposing to give the
full two thousand dollars which we know
is the
fourteen hundred dollar plus up uh on
top of the six hundred dollars
oh wow encourages automatic triggers yep
we never got that
ah this is like a throwback that's
interesting mansion oh my gosh
you know right now they're thinking of
trying to well at least there has been
talk about convincing joe manchin to
become a republican
and if trump manchin became a republican
it would make him it would
basically flip the balance to 51.49
i don't think it's going to happen
anyway we'll keep going back to the
article wow okay cool
so i mean that's a detailed video with
the i like the flow charts i don't know
this video would be just one of dozens
about the potential stimulus packages
posted that day um oh okay in general
yeah not me i didn't
post dozens of videos a lot but that
doesn't
uh even that evening many of them from
finance
influences like paphrath whose pitches
normally involve real estate
well yeah back before coven stocks or
airline points
true credit cards oh my gosh we haven't
talked about credit cards in a while
a year ago they were promising to share
the proprietary secrets for achieving
wealth well we do that all the time it's
gotta gotta get those wedge deals
uh staging monologues in the driver's
seats of luxury cars
and pool and poolside on cruise ships
so you know what he's talking about is
this video right here it only has
28 000 views the future of tesla stock
price analysis
february 4th 2020 before the pandemic
i'm driving
in the car talking about tesla stock
price
that's crazy uh and then there was one
other one the cruise ship one
the cruise ship one was fun passive
income
real estate uh that was good here it is
oh man
i think people really enjoyed this one
this one almost has half a million views
which is super cool it was a good video
ah that's cool they they did reference a
couple good videos here so i like that
uh all right let's keep going here uh i
i don't know that i would call it a
monologue but okay
brian kim oh hey look shout out to clear
value here uh
uh who had previously been explaining
tax prep including how
high earners could reduce their
obligation and rami
once raised a complimentary glass of
champagne
from a first class airplane seat and
offered to explain how he uses
airline rewards to get there uh you know
i've actually never flown
first class so uh good good for romney
now all that has changed the thumbnails
on their channels
may have kept their usual style
buffoonish facial expressions
what not that buffoonish
glaring yellow text but it was videos
about stimulus checks that came to
dominate their feeds
ah okay they vied for the role of
soothsayer before a
wrapped audience with a seemingly
insatiable demand for information
about when the government would offer
financial relief
i mean there's so much freaking crap to
weed through i always thought those were
helpful
i mean we haven't been posting in these
in a while but uh yeah
there was so much to unwind or sort of
unpack it just it was a mess
personal finance influencers turned out
to be natural for this part
they were par they were already
performing as the shamans
of a core of american mythology i mean
this is like a world of warcraft
reference
that although the world may be divided
into halves and have nots the only thing
standing between you and the life among
the haves
was some arcane savvy
this guy is definitely a world of
warcraft player
look the only the only thing standing
between
poor and not poor is investing
real estate stocks and owning businesses
because why those are the three things
that always get bailed out first
and look back at the beginning of the
pandemic what get what gets bailed out
first
businesses ppp loans come on everybody
get stimulus checks the ppp loans those
were the biggest freaking stimulus check
that people got uh
that you've gone obviously uh the real
estate bailout oh just don't pay your
mortgage oh tenants no you still owe
your
you still owe your rent but maybe you
won't get evicted and uh
and stock market come on we got jpow to
bail us out in the stock market it's
ridiculous
the influence was exactly like you they
promised it's
just that they had cracked the code and
would in their
magnamity break a taboo to share its
secrets with you
this is a little bit of a cynical tone
here
simply sign up for their classes buy
their books and use the appropriate
coupon code i check it i mean do use the
appropriate coupon code to check out
this is true
their shift to stimulus content was
sudden and significant
but it was merely a change to the type
of knowledge in which their enlightened
everyman personas were trained
instead of decoding real estate or
cryptocurrencies they opined on means
testing
and party politics well
the good news is i talked about
everything i just made more videos
i feel like i still talk about real
estate still talk about stocks
just kind of added steam on top uh in
pav rat's case stimulus check updates
began doubling the views of his other
view began doubling
his other videos and views yeah i will
say people liked stimulus more than they
liked real estate videos that's for sure
one update became the most popular video
on his channel this one went number one
on trending 1.1 million views that's
true
for other finance gurus these updates
took
over their entire output or their output
entirely not mine
their audiences grew dramatically but
the shift required a tacit admission
that the people they had been teasing
with paths to affluence
had ended up sitting around with
everyone else hoping for a check
i mean i don't know i you know i play i
play games with uh
some of the people who who found me
through the stimulus updates
and i mean it's nice to check in every
once in a while and know what the heck
is going on so
you could play more games you know
they're good summaries
you know it's been like 12 to 16 hours a
day trying to
uh you know produce a good summary
content whether it's about the market or
stim but
i don't know man viewers i don't know
how great this sounds
viewer demand didn't come it kind of
sounds roasty viewer demand didn't come
from the upward bound entrepreneurs at
all it seemed but rather from those
enduring the kind of precarity where the
precious ti or precise timing of the two
thousand dollar deposit could mean
keeping the lights on
or the difference between housing and
eviction uh these audiences
didn't want yesterday's news or even
this morning so the slightest budge
towards progress was meaningful and
welcomed yeah that's true
uh the output of youtube updates was
relentless every hour a glut of new
videos provided on the latest
provided the latest on whether the
relief was coming and how many dollars
were likely to arrive
uh pav rath tippy can we just go with me
kevin please
typically upload i'm going to start
doing that me kevin typically uploaded
two videos a day
some content makers uploaded three or
more there was
often simply not much to say okay
well that's why i did post other content
too
uh the key to collecting views was
simply to serve as a foil as to what the
audience saw
as an infuriating lack of urgency from
congress
and the president uh lowercase president
interesting usually we capitalize
present the youtubers tended to mimic
the calm authoritative style
of cable news anchors but other than
reading other people's
reporting of printer paper there was a
little to do beyond trying to match
their viewers exacerbations
oh that's pretty rough i i think right
here they're kind of slamming our
beautiful flow charts
that i guess they don't like our flow
charts the visuals
comically featuring the same techniques
used to press
press investment schemes stock images of
fanned out 100
bills oh i never use that and
tantalizing clickbait of a 4200
stimulus i don't think i've ever talked
about 4200
stimulus but okay me kevin has a
charisma that cuts through
all this his exception exceptionally
talented
well apparently i'm not i may not be
exceptionally talented at reading i
suppose
he's exceptionally talented at talking
okay so i think what they're doing is
they're merging together a bunch of
other youtube channels here as well he's
exceptionally talented at talking to a
camera a natural salesman
make sure by the way to sign up for your
free uh
up to eighteen hundred fifty dollars
stocks when you sign up for weeble
deposit a hundred dollars and get up to
two free stocks with weeble
okay where were we somewhere around here
somewhere around this
oh yeah but when he turns to a flow
chart breaking down biden's stimulus
proposal what might
what might even be sincerity leaks out
man the tone of this geez
new york times so i like that full-on
roast fest here
judging by the ad-hoc community formed
in his comment section his viewers
appreciate it
plus the bitcoin scammers avoid the
people telling you to reach out to them
via whatsapp geez uh then
you remember the neon advertisements
behind him and
the exhaust exhortations to go from zero
to millionaire and beyond
that meet kevin a multi-millionaire
landlord who once extolled the virtues
of misleading tenants and vigorously
refusing to rent to people with
sub-optimal credit scores
has become an exacerbated avatar for
emergency economic relief for the
neediest
most of whom would be spending it on
rent feels deeply typical america
typically american i think this person
has a very negative view of
of america that's kind of sad i think
this is kind of
very out of context here i don't extol
the virtues of misleading tenants i
think being honest and having
strong communication with your tenants
is very very important uh but the only
thing that this could reference
is the fact that i openly and we talk
about this all the time on the channel
and real estate videos i openly say
do not tell tenants you're the property
or you're the owner
you are always the property manager
because if you were the owner
you are 10x more likely to be
emotionally involved
and when you're a landlord you've gotta
remember you're running a business
and so sometimes as a landlord running a
business that means going to the city
the
county of la and saying look this is a
business decision i'll take the eighty
percent
and i'll waive the other twenty percent
of the rent so that my tenant can get
rental relief
that's a business decision an emotional
landlord
uh might get caught and even though even
though i don't think the city or or
the state of california or county la
should be encouraging landlords to take
any kind of hand haircut
on rental relief because that's not the
intention of
uh of the rental relief programs when
you are a property manager and you
portray yourself as a property manager
which you are even if you were the owner
you put on a business hat when you are
an
owner you expose yourself to the
potential of
uh emotions getting in the way like this
tenant hasn't been paying on time
they're so mean to be or whatever
no no it is what it is business
decisions
maybe somebody lost their job make
business decisions
uh so it's it's simply the hat you wear
i don't see that as
misleading but maybe maybe uh and
vigorously refusing to rent to people
with suboptimal credit scores
well yeah i mean we have a written
criteria that says if you're below a
certain credit score
we don't rent uh that doesn't mean
you're a bad person that doesn't mean
you won't pay rent that's just that's
just a system that we've established and
that has worked very well with
knock on wood never had an eviction so
okay little i mean pretty cynical
i mean they're not wrong i mean
i guess that's right but it's very very
cynical especially when they call that
deeply american
uh in the context they put that in i
feel like this is a
kind of a not great portrayal here a
cnbc
profile reported that meet kevin
actually makes most of his money not
from the industry he built his status on
not from investing or buying rental
properties but his audiences himself
his youtube channel advertising revenue
and affiliate programs but the thing is
i'm totally transparent about all this
if you type into youtube meet kevin how
much youtube paid me for 31 days
you'll see this right here and uh let's
see if we just
we'll just to exit here look at this i
mean in may
youtube was paying seven to eight
thousand dollars a day up to ninety
eight hundred dollars a day
like yeah i i cannot i do not make that
as a real estate agent i do not make
that
as a positive cash flow from real estate
uh like that's the numbers are
absolutely incredible what youtube
pays now i make a i have a course a
youtube course on
how i break down how i make my videos
and my strategy for making videos and
the tech that i use and so on but uh
yeah i mean look
there's there's no hiding it and i'm
very transparent about this uh this
revenue too it's
it's a blessing and this is one of the
reasons why i encourage people
to start a business especially related
to youtube because it it is insane
uh so again not wrong uh just very
i don't know coming across as a as if
that's a horrible negative
uh okay whatever this confluence of
the sincere and the cynical recurs
constantly in the stimulus check youtube
are they talking about themselves uh it
serves as a uniquely american need
even at the height of desperation
nothing can ever dispel the mirage
that riches are available to anyone with
the work ethic
if you insist a little savvy and if you
insist a little savvy
i mean i totally think anybody can build
wealth
and there are many stories on my youtube
channel about how
i started with nine thousand i mean what
type this into youtube
meet kevin here we'll do it together
really quick this is a
really good one to watch uh meet kevin
start with real estate with ten thousand
five hundred dollars
meet kevin start with ten thousand five
hundred dollars
this one right here look at that 858 000
views how i turned 10
500 into 210 000 at 19 in 90 days
beginner real estate
you know how anyone can make 200 in 15
minutes easy side hustle
you know these these i'm transparent
about how you can build these
or accumulate this wealth in the days
leading up to the relief bill becoming
law
paphrath meet kevin's stimulus content
remained his most popular product
soon he was posting videos calming those
members of his audience for whom the
fourteen hundred dollar deposit had not
arrived
can the path forward for someone like
pathfi meet kevin
really lead back to making videos from
the driver's seat of a tesla promising
to make viewers rich
or will what he see what he has seen
during this
stint months of tending to a public
desperate for news of a couple thousand
dollars opened his eyes to the
possibility
of just of being just another rich
person hustling the poor
wow adlen jackson is a writer from
kingston jamaica who writes about music
in new york
this is his first article for the
magazine screen grabs from youtube
okay wow wow kind of harsh
i have to say though it is kind of cool
uh the
the having the this new york times uh uh
oh
look it's under the it's under reality
check that's cool
it's literally the first thing under the
magazine so you got you open it up
you get the table of contents and an ad
reality check and then there's that's so
cool though like
even though it's totally a roast i mean
this is cool we did this together
thank you everyone this is super cool i
appreciate all your support
hopefully you don't think uh this about
me i mean that's uh
it's a roast uh you know there's a lot
of context
missing a lot of context missing it's
uh you know out of context the things
aren't
untrue uh but yeah yeah
i don't know i'd love to hear what y'all
think about it it's a it's a good roast
i'll take it thank you new york times i
appreciate you
uh see what the wall street journal has
to say next
anyway thank you so much for watching
and let me know what you think about the
nyt and folks we'll see in the next one
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