Ongezellig Animation - Mymy's Big Freaking Dilemma (PARODY!)

Today is Kohlingstad. A day all about sharing the festive Dutch cheer. You're none of those things.

Thanks for reminding me why you have no friends. By the way, I am Dutch. For your information.

Look at the simpletons. Not a single one of them has blue eyes and blonde hair like I do. What are you doing?

What does it look like? Look at my eyes. Cool. Just cool.

You're gonna pay for.

Can you turn that back off?

Oh, it isn't what it looks like.

Mai Mai. Let me tell you something, Coco. This world has no appreciation for the truly Dutch. Mai Mai.

We live in the Netherlands. We're all Dutch here.

Ah, but your eyes are brown. Mine are blue. Which makes me better than you. In terms of Dutchess, of course.

Haha. What? Heh. You wouldn't get it. You're not Dutch like I am.

What is your problem? Ugh. What is your problem? We've talked way too much in like the last two days.

You followed me? Clearly you're just jelly of how freaking Dutch I am. You're not Dutch.

Talk to me. Sorry. There's something in your eyes

don't let your head in sorrow

and please don't cry

I know how you feel inside

I've been there before Know

something's changing inside you and don't you know

don't you cry tonight I still love you, baby don't you cry

tonight.

Don't you cry

tonight.

And don't you.

Konnichiwa,

Meiko yata. Well, well, well. I always knew it was a phase. How come you've returned? The Netherlands has failed me, Mako.

You should never force yourself to become something you're not. Instead of trying to cultivate something within you that doesn't exist, try to lean into what you're already great at.

Okay.

Lean into what I'm good at? Of course. Of course. I'm not good at being Dutch. I'm not Dutch. But I am Japanese.

And I can be the best Japanese I can be. I'll show this Dutch who they're messing with. I mean, nobody's better than us.

Sat

Meiko, dinner's ready.

Hang on. Is that. This will be just like Batavia.

Oh my. I'll never take you for granted again.

I've brought great dishonor upon my ancestors.

Huh?

Tell me this, Coco. If I'm not Dutch and I'm no good at being Japanese, then what am I? You're my sister, Maimai.

That's all that matters to me.

Thank you, Coco. That means a lot. And Maimai, being Dutch isn't about the colour of your eyes or your hair or how many planes you can fly into civilian infrastructure.

Do you know what it really means to be Dutch?

What does it mean to be Dutch, Butterstick? Passport.

You're funny, Coco.