Clavicular Situation Is Insane

Flavvicular is someone that needs

absolutely no introduction. He's one of

the biggest influencers on the internet

at the minute, mostly for his unorthodox

methods of looks maxing to achieve his

perfect Greek physique.

>> Fullblown

sad. My dad said that.

>> Don't say that right now.

>> Oh, dad.

>> There are certain things like bone

smashing, hitting yourself with a little

ball peen hammer. When it heals, the

bone actually hardens. So you become

like some kind of Wolverine knockoff.

Now even though I know a lot about

Clavvicular and the whole looks maxing

scene, the only time I talked about him

was the video I made a couple of days

ago talking about the alt-right Avengers

meeting up. Now apparently after that

alt-right meet up, there was a little

bit of a fallout. There was a lot of

people that were banned from certain

nightclubs for playing a certain Kanye

West song.

>> And I should have known better when Clav

and Nick said, "We want to bring Sneo."

I said five times, "I don't like him.

He's weird." The lesson here is to stick

to my morals and avoid pieces of

>> And most surprisingly of all, Sneo of

all of the people in that group actually

watched my video and he really liked how

much I glazed him because he voiced in

the Cruelty Squad video.

>> Hey, W Pyro in the chat. W Pyro cuz he

has all the incentive right now to snake

me like everybody else.

>> Also, you're probably wondering why I've

been holding my left man boob for the

majority of this video. Uh, this shirt

has a naughty word on it and I've got to

wait for the human reviewer to leave and

go away so I can show it without getting

limited ads. Now, Clvicular has been

known for a lot of things, like for

example, running someone over in his

cyber truck that was allegedly a

stalker.

>> Is he?

>> I don't know.

>> Hopefully.

>> Also saying he's not voting for the

Republican JD Vance because he's

subhuman and Gavin Newsome actually mugs

him.

>> JD Vance is subhuman and Gavin Newsome

mugs.

>> And he injected his girlfriend's face

with fat dissolver on stream. By the

way, that is a very dangerous thing to

do. You have a lot of muscles in your

face. If you put a fat dissolver in

muscle, very bad things can happen. Now,

clvicular, like I said, he's incredibly

popular right now, especially among like

the male looks maxing community. Again,

looks maxing is a term to raise your

power level on the way that you look.

Now, originally, the goal was to do it

in a nasty way, maybe, sticking your

tongue at the roof of your mouth for,

you know, like 50 minutes a day, and you

definitely were taking steroids or

peptides on the side. But people didn't

really need to know that. It breaks the

illusion. But now because of people like

Clavvicular and predecessors to him,

peptides, steroids, it's just it's a

free-for-all. People openly talk about

taking them now. If anything, they

endorse it. And it's now reaching the

point that if you're not shooting

trembolone acetate into your thigh five

times a day, you're basically going to

be left behind. This includes surgeries,

uh, prescription and recreational drugs,

and like what I talked about before,

bone smashing. Uh, apparently there's a

new one as well called thumb pulling.

Now, clavvicular actually named himself

of that because of the clavicle or the,

you know, the collar bones because in

the looks maxing space, having narrow

clavicles is considered one of the worst

things you can have for your physique.

Again, another great example is your

wrist. It's usually genetic. You can't

really do much about it because it's

pretty much just bone. If you're a wrist

cell, it's over for you. So, what I'm

going to do now, because the underpaid

human reviewer that probably can't speak

English or the bot that's scanning this

video, they probably left now. So, I'm

going to take my hand off the shirt to

express what it's like to be a wrist

cell.

It's not great. If you can do this, if

you can put like your thumb and your

pinky finger or your index finger around

your wrist, it's over. You never had a

chance. Please read the t-shirt. Also, I

do want to say I've started a new

channel uploading gaming content. So, if

you want to check that out, uh link will

be in the description. Now, you'd think

with Looks Maxing, the entire point is

to get a girl because women in the

dating space, they're incredibly hard to

get hold of, right? women, they always

swipe away from the men. It's actually a

lot harder as a guy to date a girl

because most apps are sausage fests. But

is that the reason to get a girl? No, of

course it's not. They're probably all

closet gay and they basically just want

to mo each other. Like, I'm not joking

here. I guarantee you a vast amount of

people in the Looks Maxon community are

just closet gay and they don't want to

admit it. They're probably more in the

closet about their homosexuality than

Norman McDonald.

>> Well, that means you're gay.

>> I wouldn't say that. Why would I say

that? I'm deeply closeted.

>> You're so closeted

>> that I refuse to say I'm gay.

>> Right.

>> Exactly.

>> Now, again, it's current year. If you're

gay, who cares? If you've got New Vegas

or Ultrakill installed on Steam, you

don't need to come out to your parents

that you're trans. They they they

already know. Don't worry. But it really

does seem at the minute with looks

maxing. We are running in a realworld

utopia rat experiment. There are loads

of videos talking about that experiment,

but one of these short form versions is

there was a complete societal breakdown.

A lot of the rats actually cared more

about their appearance than mating and

it basically concluded in total

population death. Now to give some

background to Clavvicular, his parents

were actually bodybuilders which makes

sense as to why he actually got in the

game at such an early age. I mean he

started taking testosterone when he was

14 and only 2 weeks after he actually

started to lift weights properly. Take

me back to 14-year-old Braden. I have

always had the mentality that if

something is going to get you to your

goals quicker, then why not go for it

right now? So, he got his start posting

on the forum looksax.org. And this

sounds like a really old forum, but it's

actually relatively new. It came out in

the wave of these new forums that were

created once Reddit cracked down on

certain content. And then by the time he

was 16, he was spending around $700 a

month on steroids. He'd even talk on the

looks maxing forums about his aversion

to social situations. Basically, like,

you know, organizing his daily routine

to interact with as few people as

possible, which makes me think he was

probably this close to being a

paracynical viewer. I mean, you can even

see here there are posts of him online

like when he was 18 talking about a

steroid stack, like a collection of

steroids he was using. And around this

time, he also started to take an

interest in plastic surgery, asking if

there were like any videos so he could

perform it on himself. Look, I get it.

We've all seen the Far Cry 2 healing

animations, you know, pulling the nail

out, putting the fire out, wrapping the

bandage. I I get it. But in a video game

and then real life, doing self surgery,

two very different things, I think. And

then while he was at college as well, he

actually made a post detailing his plan

to perform DIY Botox injections on other

students to make money. Now, finding

these posts before he got famous, it

basically all but confirms that a lot of

the things that Clav does, he truly does

believe in because a lot of people on

kick, they know about the clip farming,

they know about the game that they play,

that they have to, you know, play a

character and everything's fake. And

Clav has definitely fell into that a lot

recently. I mean, a lot of people have

actually called Clvicular out recently

for it seems that his figure has gotten

smaller. I mean, he moss me. Most people

mo any day, but a lot of people have

actually said that he's kind of lost his

true values now and he's kind of sold

out to kick because again, he's like,

you know, go to the gym or stream

instead and then make hundreds of

thousands of dollars. So, anyway, back

to the superhero origin story. He

basically ended up being kicked out of

college.

>> I was uh kicked out of uni for

essentially roid maxing. And then he

claims another user basically compiled

all of his forum posts and then sent

them to his school.

>> Unfortunately, someone decided to

archive all of my posts, send them all

to the public safety uh at my

university.

>> And then the school checked his room and

basically found some of the peptides

that he was shooting himself up with. I

do like, by the way, how peptides have

become the new cope. Like, you can say

that you're natty, but you're injecting

like seven different peptides into you

every single day.

>> Oh, bro, I'm so naughty, man. Like all

I'm injecting in my thigh is like GHK CU

peptide, but it's basically copper, bro.

Like it's so natty. And yes, I know

GHKCU is primarily used for elasticity

and basically to kind of look younger,

which ironically tren does the complete

opposite. It makes you it basically ages

you 15 years in five. I know this video

is about clavvicular, but I really do

think when I talk about peptides and

steroids and stuff like that and how

it's basically been normalized now,

which again is fine if you want to get

bigger, you want to get, you know, it's

whatever. But at the same time, I think

the rate of men with body dysmorphia has

absolutely skyrocketed. I remember

there's always a thing with women having

body dysmorphia because they're being

compared to the Kardashians and their

asses are jolted out like a [ __ ]

Deviant Art character. But now with men,

it's basically if you're not shooting up

gear, you're going to be left behind.

And the people that do take gear, my

god, man, that stuff ages you. I saw

this one video of a guy and he seems

really chill, really nice guy,

levelheaded, and the guy is in his

mid30s. He looks like he's 52.

>> Fortunately, at 34 34, man. Okay, I I I

I want to just say something here. This

is not like this is not the bad picture.

He looks fine in this picture.

>> Have my hair although if someone could

tell my hairline to kill the

>> 34

dude like you were in such great shape.

The best thing is as well, like earlier

on in the video, he says he's like a

skinny fat 27year-old. Skinny fat. Look

at that. How is that skinny fat? Okay,

like there's a bit of work to be done

there. That body shape is probably

better than 95%

of all people on Earth. And I get it,

you know, like everyone's getting

larger. Paracinical commission. Haha.

But like that's a good physique. That's

someone that obviously works out a fair

bit. Okay, maybe you could cope and say

lose a bit of like, you know, body fat

and stuff. How is that skinny fat? How

have we jumped the shark that much that

that is now considered skinny fat in

someone's head? Like, I'm sorry, man. If

you want to self-improve, totally

respect it. You should always be happy

in the body you're in. But it does reach

a point where it is just like body

dysmorphia. And you're making up

problems that no one else can see. Oh,

if only people could love themsel. Oh,

I'm going to give myself a big hug. Yes.

Oh, I just love myself. So, I'm so

comfortable in my own body.

>> Again, I get it. Self-improvement. Go

for it. You should never set yourself a

ceiling. you should always achieve

higher. But again, it reaches a point

where you're just obviously

self-loathing. And if that's the case,

you should probably try and get a second

opinion and not just listen to the

voices in your head all the time. Now,

back to Clvicular when he got kicked out

of college for them finding his secret

peptide stash. He didn't really seem to

mind because he said he's going to use

the C of a million dollars that he would

have used for his fund to graduate

college instead spending it on looks

maxing. Now, Clavvicular didn't

immediately rise to the level of fame

that he has now. when he first started

posting regularly. He was actually a

lesserknown influencer in the looks

maxing world. Now, he started on the

looks maxing trend back on Tik Tok in

2024. And this is the funny thing.

Clvicular is not the person to

popularize looks maxing. There are loads

of people that have done that. I mean,

he's his predecessor, if anything, is a

guy called K Sharmi. I actually used to

follow this guy a little bit. I think he

was called like Syrian psycho or Serbian

psycho. And he basically kept trying to

outdo his appearance to look as close to

Patrick Baitment as possible. And he did

a pretty good job with it. And I do want

to say as well, this guy is all about

appearance, all about improving yourself

to look better. And then they stick him

on the McDonald's high seat. Like,

you know, he was he was absolutely

mogging himself in his head. Like his

feet can't even Your stick's NOT EVEN

TOUCHING THE GROUND, MAN. Your sticks

touching the ground. Now, Clvicular

actually started his rise to fame in as

a smaller character in the Marvel

cinematic Cookieverse. So, these were a

bunch of Tik Tockers that were

associated with Cookie King. And again,

like I said in the video talking about

Clavicular before, he started off as a

side character and then he became so

popular he got his own spin-off series

and basically became more popular than

the main character. Now, Clvicular has

reached the point where even mainstream

news outlets are trying to cover him.

He's being parodyied on SNL, like for

example with Finn Wolfhard on Stranger

Things. And the reason why he's rose to

so much popularity is because Syrian

psycho or K shami he would basically he

had like a demeanor around him of like

respect you know like he was like calm

cold calculating the same as Patrick

Baitman but Clvicular is basically a bit

of a degenerate and also more

importantly he streams on kick which

again kick loves its degenerates. I mean

to be fair some of the stuff Clvicular

has done is absolutely genius. Like for

example, he got regular stream leech

neon who basically does nothing apart

from hang around people more relevant

than him. And he basically tried to put

like I think it was toilet roll or

something on Neon's shoulders to make

him look like he was bigger. Now

Clvicular has a lot of techniques that

you can use to improve your physique.

Like for example, thumb pulling, which

involves using your thumbs to push back

on your mouth in order to widen your

jaw. There's also bone smashing as well,

which is what I talked about, using a

hammer to create micro fractures that

will supposedly heal and give you a

bigger jaw. And then at one point, his

parents took away his hammer because

they realized he was being a complete

[ __ ] So he started using a baseball

trophy instead. And because of this, he

would get numerous bruises and then have

to explain to people at work how bone

smashing works, but for the normies.

This is an OG bone smash. This is me,

guys. I used to look like this before I

went to work every day. And people would

always ask me like, "What the is wrong

with you?" I was like, "Ah, I don't

know. bone smashing and I worked with a

lot of people who were older, right? So,

some of the servers there were, you

know, literally like um 60 plus

sometimes and I would be trying to

explain bone smashing to them and they'd

be sitting there looking at me like what

the is wrong with you, man? But I would

still every single time I'd show up to

work just like this just after bone

smash.

>> Now, Clvicular believes that

unfortunately bone smashing is nothing

but a myth. It doesn't actually make

your jaw more refined. But despite this,

before going out, he apparently does it

anyway because it makes his jaw look

more edged, I guess. I guess it's like

sharpening a knife on a wet stone. I I

don't know. And also, he has a pump.

That was a joke that they used a

throwaway gag in Austin Powers. I didn't

even know that was a real thing until

Clvicular actually talked about it.

>> I was about to hook up with a I would

always sneak off to the bathroom and LA

that I had to take a piss real quick.

And your girth is like.5 in bigger.

That's a legit max right there. And on

top of that as well, he's now looking at

getting double jaw surgery, which is a

surgery that brings both the upper and

lower jaw forwards. So instead of being

a chin lit like me with this uh terrible

posture, terrible catheter tilt or

whatever the buzz word is, he'll look

like this.

As you can see, very beneficial. Women

will be swooning. They basically make a

cut on the lower jaw and then move it

forward and apply screws. And same with

the upper jaw and then advance your jaw

forward. So like they actually have to

break your jaw. How much is that going

to cost? 35,000. Now, he did say that

the surgery is going to cost 35K, but he

said, you know, he's fine with it

longterm. And he's also considering limb

lengthening surgery to go from 6'2 to

6'6. Why are you spending $100,000 on

surgery to go from 6'2 to 6'6?

That is more about just presence, right?

I've always valued presence

super super highly, right? You walk into

a room, people notice, right? You're

standing in the middle of a club, you're

an outlier, right? That to me just

because people will come up to me,

they'll say, "Oh, well, 6'2, you know,

that's already that's already very

tall." But in terms of percentiles, it's

only 91st percentile, right? 6'6, we get

to 99th. Now, I don't think I need to

explain how height surgery is one of the

worst things you can do to your body.

Mostly because there's a pretty high

failure rate of recovery. And a lot of

people, they basically won't be able to

run again because the amount of

pressure. Basically, they'll break your

leg. Imagine the FEMA breaker from SCP.

They'll put like a rod in it. I'm

guessing it's titanium cuz that goes

well with bone. And it lengthens out the

leg. So, it'll heal around the rod and

basically make the bone slightly longer.

Again, you're breaking a very important

bone or series of bones in your body.

So, your body is going to really cope to

fully recover from that. That's why I

said earlier a lot of people they'll be

able to walk after a couple of months

but they'll probably never be at the

athletic potential that they were

beforehand especially with running and

cardio. And one thing I have noticed

about clvicular as well is I do believe

that his uh virtues originally like his

goals were you know genuine. I don't

think he was clip farming. I think the

uh the kick virus the kick plague has

kind of got into his brain a little bit

because this jaw surgery every time I've

seen him talk about it he basically says

oh it's happening next month. Oh it's

happening next month. Because the thing

is, once he gets the jaw surgery, he's

going to look completely messed up in

the face. He's going to look like any

GTA 5 character when they get out of

hospital after getting wasted. And

that's probably going to really impact

his appearance, therefore impact his

content. Sure, he might look better

afterwards, but that would probably take

months of healing. And I think at the

minute, again, he probably thinks to

himself, uh, I could delay a bit. I

mean, I made like what, $400,000 this

month. Why stop the train now? Now, one

thing I've learned from clvicular that

is a very good technique to apply in

real life is frauding. Fake it until you

make it. So, frauding in the looks

maxing sense is to make yourself look

better without actually going all the

way. I mean, you know, you have surgery.

That's a biological modification to your

body. That's not frauding. But there are

other things you can do. Like, for

example, you know, you can have some

platform shoes like Tom Cruz. You could

even put some eyeliner on as well under

your eye to give like more the the

hunter eye, the angry eye. Yeah, imagine

having makeup. That's pretty gay. Also

saying as well, you should use concealer

to hide your eye bags. I mean, I should

probably take that advice to be fair

because more and more every day I

realize when I look in the mirror, I

look like an 18th century Victorian

chimney sweeper. And I did talk about

the shoes. Height frauding. This is one

of my favorite things. You remember in

Modern Warfare, right? Modern Warfare

multiplayer, you're a sniper. You're a

camper [ __ ] coward. You probably drop a

little flare, right? A respawn, a

tactical insertion. His tactical

insertion is to place an elevated

position for him to stand on to

basically fraud his height. So when you

come home, right, and you have to take

off your shoes, what you do is you have

to set up what's called vantage point.

So that way you take off the shoes and

then you go like rest on it.

>> You're 6'2 doing this.

>> Well, yeah, bro. I mean, like, whatever.

Like you can see right now, currently I

am frauding my height. I'm actually

appearing a lot taller than I am in real

life, but you couldn't tell because it's

called height fraud.

Oh Jesus. Now, a lot of people that are

into their fitness, their routine, their

calorie counting. The first thing they

usually get rid of anytime is alcohol.

Alcohol can be great. It shuts down your

frontal lobe, turns you into a dribbling

[ __ ] But you don't care. You stop

overthinking. But in the Lux Maxing

world, no, there will be no alcohol.

Why? Because of the detrimental effects

to your brain that it can basically give

you dementia. Is it the problems it can

cause? The stress on your heart, your

liver? No. It's cuz it has calories. And

no one likes a fatty.

Well, you see your great-grandfather, he

was a looks maxer. He did get brain

damage and later on Alzheimer's from

heavily drinking. But worst of all,

think of the calories he could have

saved. He died of fatty. Now, obviously,

he still has a vice, right? I mean, a

lot of people go clean from one

substance than they have another. A

great example is world famous YouTuber

Mr. Teeth. He doesn't drink. He doesn't

smoke. He just loves gambling. But

Clvicular actually takes praabalin which

is a medication used to treat epilepsy

seizures and it basically calms down and

shuts off certain neurotransmitters

giving a calming effect. So you kind of

get the calmness of alcohol without the

actual intoxication. Again, this sounds

great. Why isn't everyone doing it?

Because tolerance is a thing. Anything

that feels good immediately, you're

going to build a tolerance to it very,

very quickly and more than likely

probably become dependent on it. So

nowadays his tolerance is so high he

just pours like a random amount in his

hand and then basically licks it off.

>> Pour a random amount on my hand at a

random time just whenever I see it and

then I lick it off my palm.

>> Now he does take peptides which are

basically Minecraft stat potions for

various things like for example to

suppress his appetite, build muscle

mass, tan his skin, the latter of which

didn't really go too well. There's also

a clip of him talking to Aiden Ross

because of course him and Aiden Ross

cross paths talking about the peptides

that he takes and he mentions one that

is used to treat erectile dysfunction.

>> Wait, so wait,

>> what?

>> Do you take Viagra every day?

>> No, he takes every day but not Vag.

>> Again, probably because the alchemy

laboratory of stuff that he's taking at

the minute. He's also taking dutasteride

and medoxinil for his hair and then as

well Accutane for his skin. Now again,

these kind of like fall more into the,

you know, peptide category or self-care,

especially with the hairline cope. I

mean, personally with me, I wouldn't

really take any kind of like hair loss

reducing supplements because it can

affect a lot of things and I've seen

some correlations with like depression

and stuff. Uh me, my hairline, I'm

cooked. It's over. The reapers already

came and gone for me, unfortunately. But

don't worry, with all the money I've

raised from live streaming, the main

channel and this channel, you are

actually directly funding a couple of

months from now, I'll probably go to

Turkey on the hairline airline and get a

full head transplant. I like how I said

head transplant, not head transplant.

Yeah. Hopefully they just take off my

head. But more recently, he's admitted

to taking crystal to suppress his

appetite, using it in place of Aderal.

Now, personally, I don't really think

that he's actually taken crystal. I

think this was like the beginning of the

end for Clvicular of his honest arc and

then entering the clip farming arc

because again, you go around and then

you say, "Yeah, I do publicly." People

are going to look into this like, "Why

are you doing this? Let me search up his

name." And he does actually clarify he's

not just doing street. It's a certain

drug called dysin. And he basically just

says it's crystal for shock value.

Again, like you know, if you want to get

technical here, aderall, rolin, ADHD

meds, a lot of those are uppers. They

basically do have in them. So yeah,

someone taking aderal or ritin can say,

"Oh yeah, I'm taking and if you do that

and they have a Twitter account, please

block them right now. They areing

attention seeking and you do not need

them in your life." But again, I'm not

even sure what's true and what isn't

because of how many drugs he basically

says he's taking since he's been doing

these party streams on kick. I mean,

there was even mentions of him basically

doing like, you know, like harder drugs

like K. And there was actually one

stream recently where he took one of his

friends out and he basically got so

blasted off the drug that he had to take

him home. And then at one point, and

it's just kind of sad to go over even if

it's basically a sad clip farm, which I

think is a world first. We've had funny

clip farms, unfunny clip farms. This is

a sad clip, Farmer, because with

Clvicular, his dad actually texts him

while he's on saying that, you know,

he's a full-blown drug addict, and this

is just really sad.

>> My dad said fullblown drug addict. Sad.

>> My dad said that.

>> Don't say that right now.

>> Oh, dad.

>> I mean, there's been some more recent

happenings with Clvicular as well, like

like for example, the time when he

crashed his car when he was on a muscle

relaxant that he took recreationally.

And then there was the time that he got

into an accident with a kid and then

basically reported him to ICE because he

didn't have insurance.

>> Didn't have insurance that hit me. So I

reported him to ICE. But yeah, I know

more stuff is going to come out about

Clvicular. I just think he's a really

interesting character to follow. I know

last year and the year before that I did

a lot of videos talking about like

Joshua Block World of T-shirts. And even

though I might do update videos in the

future, his situation just became more

and more sad as time went on. You're

basically just, you know, documenting

someone that is making no money, being

taken advantage of, and is incredibly

self-destructive. Clvicular is kind of

like some of those things, but he's not

an alcoholic, and also he has a lot of

money.