Shawn Cee PLAYS Twelve Minutes

yeah shout out mojive mojave mojave

i'm sorry i'm not bad bro i'm not bad

shout out

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okay

oh i get it

i get it i feel i i think i think i

understand now fully

all right now i understand

who is this

it's called 12 minutes

press a to move okay i'm moving

wait what

ew i can't move regular what the [ __ ]

nah this is crazy

click on an interactive object to use it

can i use this painting

what happens if i go over here

okay it's a flower

okay that's all there is to it

that looks like

it's another painting

i'm trying to see everything low key

what is this this looks this looks out

of place this red thing can i pick it up

i can't it looks out of place perfect

purposefully though

hold on

it's just like an escape like an escape

room i don't know maybe okay what's in

the plant there is there a key in here

can i grab it

it's a fake rock can i pick it up move

the cursor to open your inventory

okay

okay the fake rock is gonna be useful

for something i don't know what

can i use the fake rock to bust open a

door

i wonder if anyone's ever gonna rent

this unit that is not the question that

i would have asked

wait they're all locked

god damn it

[ __ ] i forgot my keys

better use the spare seat in the face

is the vase in the plant

all right bro well i'm not about to play

this game

i'm tired of playing with your ass [ __ ]

i'm not all right bro we're not about to

do this i'm not about to do i'm not

gonna go back and forth with these

[ __ ] i'm not what vase

i just came from the vase

i'm not about to play this girl all

right plant

it's just a plant

there's nothing here for me

all right what about this door

why am i blair witching

go to the door

baby ah [ __ ] sorry neighbors

oh okay it's okay okay all right this is

what i'm gonna do

boom right here and i'm gonna use the

fake rock

it's locked yeah it's locked until i

have anything to say about it

wait what no i just need to use them to

get in

why doesn't it automatically do it for

me click outside the selected item to

exit

okay

it's locked

i have the keys click and drag inventory

items to combine them with others

it's locked

oh these are for the front door

what

this is the front door

all right bro

it's locked i'm not gonna lie to y'all

you might be laughing maybe you not

maybe you are these are for the front

door bro i know that i'm trying to drag

okay wait boom

and then i hold

this is the dumbest situation

why would that be the way to open the

door

to me

i don't know

hey babe

i'm home

never take another recommendation from

whoever recommended you this game

yeah i'm not gonna lie bro

i'm gonna put the chat over here real

quick hold on

all right

ah

wait what my wife looked like

i didn't hear you come in

what the [ __ ] was that guess who made

dessert let me know when you're in the

mood

in the move or what

why were all the lights off

yo this is our apartment

what a tv at

i'm taking this knife

i'ma just keep this on me you never know

you never know

okay go in here

this is oh my god you're doing bad

you doing bad look at this thing can i

see my face

can i can i look in the mirror no i

can't can i can i can i take a shower i

can't take a bath i look like i'm fresh

out of the work out of the workplace

clear skies some heavy clowns with this

front coming in from the east far away

though

i'm not gonna lie

some heavy clown

if this was me

i'm jumping out this goddamn window if

this is my apartment i'm jumping out

this goddamn window

[ __ ] my wife

okay wait

radio why do you have that i don't know

this is 2022. most people but this is

literally a normal new york city studio

apartment

okay is it a storm

or is it somebody getting boomed in the

basement

why do i have that on me

do i have a knife on me still i do i

shouldn't have picked up the cup i

shouldn't have picked up the cup

this dessert

bro i'm getting a divorce

this is dessert

some little debbies [ __ ] all right bro

she put some lil debbie's brownies in

the freezer or in the fridge

and called it a day

no no no no over here over here over

here i made a mistake

wait which door is this

it just says door

that was already open or am i tripping

what's the reason for such a special

evening tell her it's a good time for

dessert

yeah let's just eat bro all right i'm

ready to get wowed by this dessert just

give me one second

you told me to let you know when you

were ready

why she kind of

y'all see that

ow

gotta get this fixed babe someone's

gonna get hurt

looks like you just did

hold on

i already grabbed them

you want me to put them down oh yeah let

me let me set the table let me be a w

husband

oh now i got a spoon on me as long as

you're using the tableware want to go

ahead and finish setting the table no

i didn't mean it

all right how do i set the table bro

it's already set

i got everything

oh i forgot i gotta

drag the mug to the table

i just had that in my pocket i just had

it on me

i gotta get myself a spoon oh

and then i gotta go up here and get

myself a plate it's her song serve

myself first

and boom give her something

like a gentleman

we should be all good to go i'm just

keeping this knife on me though

there's no way we need a knife oh i

forgot to call a landlord about the

light switch am i doing that tomorrow

bro what good are you

forgot everything

do i got to put the knife on the table

there's no way i can't just keep the

knife on me bro seriously

that's crazy

what should mean

police i'm with the police

turn around please

what i'm with the police why am i on the

couch get up let's go no no no no

this don't sound like a regular 12

conversation

hey what's she doing

am i supposed to just watch i'm about to

attack her no grab the knife

wow

as soon as i put the knife down

all right bro

i don't know

bro release my [ __ ]

babe

this is a misunderstanding oh nah you're

under arrest for your father's murder

eight years ago

huh that can't be right shut up

you know what this is now where's your

father's watch

we know him

wait oh okay

no playing dumb tell

me oh [ __ ] no i'm i'm cooling

i'm not cool

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how he hit me one time

what

what the hell just happened [ __ ] hit me

one time and i died like what

there's no way

you hit me once

so now i gotta relive this i gotta stop

this from happening i'm i'm grabbing

that [ __ ] knife bro

i didn't hear you come in

bro

let me know when you're in the mood

what um

i i don't know what

but

no

i

i was just

bro i would already know what was going

on

i would immediately assume that i was in

a time loop

if all of this had happened again i just

got decked in the mouth i died from one

punch bro

low key i'ma just i'm gonna go train

because there's no way one punch should

just take me out the game like that

there's no way

it's too many questions

yeah i noticed

that's how i got in

okay

take these

i'ma set the table myself you know what

i'm saying

as a man

i'm keeping the knife on me

because that's just how i roll i got a

rock on me still too i think no i don't

the rock was fake the key was underneath

the rock

this is such a bad idea

okay set the table i'm not even gonna

ask her no questions as a man i already

know what to do for my wife for my woman

for my lady for my [ __ ]

alright you know what's going on give

her a mug

i'm not putting the knife on the table

we just gonna wait

did she just pour the mug out and then

thunder i wasn't expecting a storm

tonight okay well i'm expecting to give

you some rounds tonight so once i stop

old boy from taking us down i'ma take

you down how about that

wait

did you just take a sip of faucet water

in new york

what

get ready for that man armor up that's

what i'm saying i think i'm gonna arm

her up

there's some there's some way to

get myself strong all right shut up i

don't care what you're talking about

tell her about the cop question her

about her past tell her this feels like

the same day no it's useless to say that

what about her past how she killed her

dad yeah i should be asking the tough

questions

i can't just confront her like that it's

gonna be out the blue she gonna stab me

up

how'd your father die

oh okay maybe i shouldn't well

i should have probably stationed topic

yeah i probably should have heard attack

it was awful

okay

what about the pocket watch i didn't

even know there was a pocket watch

a pocket watch

no

not that i remember

not that you remember

it's either that's a simple yes or no

question

i can't ask her if she killed her father

let me insist about the watch

watch very valuable babe i have no idea

what you're talking about

where you hit the watch bro i'm about to

get shot my wife gonna kill me bro this

is bad

hold on let me see where'd you hide the

watch oh [ __ ] stop with that

i'ma keep going i need to know what you

did with the watch this isn't funny

we're done talking about this

okay there's a watch though if i find a

watch i'm killing her myself

i can't just keep confronting her about

that

what if i tell her about the cop am i

supposed to help her get away

other topics tell her it's a good time

for dessert that's not gonna really help

me out

what does that mean if i ask her if she

lied what would she infer after i asked

her about this what's gonna be the

question

what's gonna be the question here

i'm not a fad i'm just asking

wait is the time going this whole time

i know this sounds weird

but

the day's repeating itself

i can't prove that bro i can't

why are you lying to me all this time

what about your past about your father

what

i don't know what you're talking about

yeah see it's not

uh-huh

well what about your father's murder

what is this

my father died of a heart attack [ __ ]

i don't want to talk about this

okay

no brownies

we getting arrested again i got the

knife for me though this time

where what was the footsteps just now

okay i guess i get to keep questioning

uh

tell her i know what yeah i know what

happened

i know what you did i know what you are

about to watch your father what is this

all these accusations she's got to be

honest talking about this

i'm gonna pry it out of you bro i'm

gonna get that info the book

not now okay

i'm gonna get some of my body you bro i

gotta get some up out of you

she's not gonna respond well if i ask

her this

hold on hold on hold on hold

i know what to do i know what to do

i don't know what to do this is bad

ask her to dance she's not gonna want to

dance let's eat you wanna eat look at

that i lost my appetite

oh my gosh she don't even wanna eat no

more

i probably should have came on so strong

but like i need my information i need my

i mean i'm already in the hole i might

as well ask her if she killed him

excuse me uh

no

fun question though real funny

i feel like that's not the response that

i should get from someone who didn't

kill a daddy

like i can't question the cop i still

got the knife on me can i stab her

can i stab her

like most people would just be like what

the [ __ ] you talking about be real mad

at you and then walk away like what do

you mean now it's funny that's not a

joke i'm serious do i look like i got a

smirk on my face i can't tell because i

got this

you know what i'm saying this this angle

you need to allow the mods to change the

game title [ __ ] kind of question is that

is this some kind of mind game no i'm

not playing

tell me did you murder your [ __ ] of

course not

this isn't funny nobody said it was a

joke and this crap about being in a time

loop i shouldn't have mentioned it i'm

going for a walk

okay talk about something else when i

get back

okay this is good

if i let her escape yeah i don't need

this right now i'm out

if i let her escape

she won't run into the car oh my god

wait i think i'm making progress

excuse me ma'am [ __ ] follow me to your

apartment

i'm with the police oh

all right chill but wait but wait but

wait

but wait though

wait i can get out though i can leave

[ __ ] oh my god

what uh what

hey

hey i didn't even get a chance

are you kidding me

all right bro i didn't even get a chance

to leave

that was trash

that was that was trash hold on hold on

so i know how i know how she gonna

respond

if we ask her about the daddy

i didn't get [ __ ] nothing happened to

me the game glitched it was a glitch

i didn't hear you come in

best night ever guess who made dessert

yeah yeah i know

um

i'm sorry thanks that sounds great

in a sec

okay

rude

i wasn't rude if you knew what i've been

through

let me go in here there's got to be

something in here some interesting okay

the bedroom nice oh my god yes and i can

go in the drawers

do i see panties i'm going right through

them and getting right to the

to the watch where's the watch at

where's the watch bro

present what's the present

is that present for me

is it a watch

what's the flower

i want to look at the flower what's in

the flower can i examine she's right

there i feel like if i if i do anything

she's gonna kill me

don't worry about that you got bigger

problems you got bigger problems

what's the switch

oh

gotta get that fixed before one of us

gets really hurt yeah i don't care hold

on let me sit in this chair real quick

though let me examine this box

hmm all right let's open this up

what's in there

i wasn't expecting a strong dinner i'm

having a baby with a killer

i'm having a baby with a killer baby

clothes ah [ __ ] why'd you say it out

loud

i'm having a baby with a murderer so

she's pregnant that's great

got a pregnant murderer on my side

all right bro what's in the bed

i don't want to go to sleep oh my god

i'm going to sleep

no wake up

on my perv

i'll get it

no don't

i'll save you run run run you idiot stop

her from opening up i'm with the police

turn around please

what me yes you hands behind your back

get the knife get the knife get the

knife get the knife

oh yes oh yes i'm about to attack him

i'm about to attack him sure

sure

get him

sure get him [ __ ] what is going on are

you hands behind your back

okay wait don't you come help

all me

bro

do some equalizer [ __ ]

they didn't

this is a mistake

okay will you tell me

you're under arrest for your father's

murder eight years ago

no no hey listen

sorry you're incorrect ask about the all

right my ass

what is it that we're being accused of

exactly quiet look i have i'm there

this don't look good

bro why you on top of me

please don't what why he doing me like

this

what he doing

nah bro

me personally

oh [ __ ] that was brutal

oh god

you're okay

me personally i'm not letting this

happen to me

that's why i was gonna stab him and i

know that he gonna kill me it's like i

gotta get the knife at this point

i didn't hear you come in bro we might

as well get it night ever guess who made

dessert oh my god

okay

i'm grabbing this knife off rib i forgot

about it last time but this time i won't

i got the knife on me

i got the knife on me

let me go in here

the pocket watch gotta be in here

somewhere not to say that that means

anything go inside

i'm in the closet nice

oh let me look at that phone

[ __ ]

hold on

what's in the phone i'm checking her

phone in the closet

wait can i call the police myself

emergency services

yes okay

why would i snitch on my wife that's my

mans

no i need to tell them something like

you know i'm not a snitch i'm just

saying i'm just saying

why not just call him

get them on the way here to prevent you

know what i'm saying

this is insane i'm not telling them

about the cop the cop don't exist yet

okay but i got to say something somebody

breaking into my apartment he's got a

gun and he's going to kill me and my

wife

sending a unit right now get to a safe

yes okay this is our security he's

almost inside they should be there in 15

minutes all right i gotta admit we can't

wait 15 minutes

two officers will be there as soon as

possible get to a safe place

let's hide in the closet

i got to convince her to hide with me

okay woman

i need to tell you something

question her about her past other topics

what other topic

okay i gotta tell her about the time

it's a cop who's gonna knock on a door

what are you talking about oh my god

[ __ ] come on

okay cop he's gonna accuse you of

killing your father

what i'm gonna just tell her you know

what i'm saying a heart attack

you sound crazy dude

no i don't like my wife call me dude

that's not a good sign

i tried to get her to leave before

well i low-key got her to leave and then

he was outside i'm gonna tell her not to

open the door open that door come on it

could be anyone i know who it is

no i'm serious please don't open that

door listen to me this isn't funny babe

holy don't open the door

just trust me okay i won't oh yeah thank

you

all right now he might come in anyway

let's talk later i wasn't expecting a

storm tonight all right well you're

gonna get these you know what i'm saying

these um

i was

it didn't come to me quick enough i'm

sorry

all right what's this painting dude

ventilation

does that mean i gotta bend down

what can i do in here can she go in here

can my baby fit in here my unborn child

what could i put in here well i'm glad i

got the house keys he can't get in that

way what if he bust in anyway

it's not looking good for you for the

boy it's not

she's talking about me to herself she

definitely murdered her father

what

what's this what's this little blue

streak is that supposed to be water

bro this is the shittiest apartment of

all time

wait what's here

i can flush it

okay

i just contributed to global warming but

all right

oh yeah is she on anything let me see

oh god he's coming she's not gonna

answer the four uh the door anyway

though so don't matter

okay

[ __ ] i literally told you somebody was

coming

i've done all i can do

oh i'm gonna turn off the lights

hey i'm reading over here shut the [ __ ]

up will you turn the light back shut the

[ __ ] up

all lights off

you don't need to know nice shut up

all right sit in silence don't you turn

that [ __ ] light on

you are such a [ __ ] bro i'm getting a

divorce i'm getting a divorce turn the

light off shut up

will you stop playing with the lights

bro stop playing with my with my life

you didn't see me almost die getting

choked out just now it wasn't you you

were still alive now let's sit at this

[ __ ] table why were the lights on and

we got candles burning

who is this

ow

bro she is obsessed with losing what you

were using electricity bro

i'mma hide in the closet you're right

i'm going in the closet wait it's

another it's another event right here

there's nothing here oh god i hear him

oh he's on his way all right i'm going

in the closet babe don't do it

babe

don't answer the [ __ ] door open up

don't open it though yes it's him

shut up shut up shut up

no stop stop stop

all right i already told her i've done

all i can do let's talk later

i've done all i can do there's no way

you're about to disobey me like this

yes

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he don't even have a key

how does he just open the door you don't

pay rent here bro you bar [ __ ]

who mans is this

come on bro

he didn't say police search warrant

we're looking like

nah bro

who

i have a warrant for your arrest why he

grabbed my shoulder first

i can't me

i didn't go to nobody

how she gonna run

look at my [ __ ]

that's how you did that's how you leave

me

nah ain't no way

nah

she left me like that

she in the bathroom

all of a sudden you got a [ __ ] now

ma'am

come on out i just wanted nah this is

crazy open the door

i took her pills

why she crying

i'm not gonna move

you're under arrest put your hands

behind your head

hold still

i'm not going to move

stop oh wait i am

i'll get them sir sir

sir

sure sir i gotta make okay this is what

i gotta do

cause he about to kill me

how can i do i'm about to die he about

to kill me he bout to kill me

sure

shut up and don't move

i'll deal with you

this is a mistake you're under arrest

for your father's murder right yourself

no no there's got to be some way

all right what if i could take these

pills

and like become someone else wait can

the keys unlock my no i can't

all right i can unzip myself right right

shut up

oh yes you know what this is oh [ __ ] yes

where's your father's oh [ __ ] yes

oh [ __ ] yes i'm thinking of someone else

no plain dumb

oh my god bro come on

i was about to kill him i was about to

kill him

in real life i had killed him

in gta

i didn't sell they didn't give me enough

options they didn't give me enough

options

i only got ko just now she ran

she ran

y'all are on my penis but she ran

she went right to the bathroom like she

had something to hide

it must be on her i gotta check her i

gotta check her pocket i gotta pat her

down i gotta pat my wife down i didn't

hear you come in i gotta pat my wife

down

guess who made dessert let me know when

you're in the mood yeah why there's no

way the door wasn't locked the whole

time

what officer just does that you can't

just open my door i'm turning off the

lights just our principal

the police were of no use will you turn

the light back on okay so i'mma get this

knife

right

i'ma get this knife

real nice

all right yeah i know very nice

what's at the sink nothing

she is obsessed with using electricity

can't save on no bills we already in a

one bedroom with no bedroom the kitchen

the dining room the living room are all

in the same room

this is the craziest house i've ever

seen in my life

am i doing that tomorrow

am i not being a murderer

yeah

i'm a closed door owner

all right don't come in here for like

five minutes

maybe he'll have sympathy if he sees the

baby stuff on me

she can't fit this bra i know man my bad

i wasn't expecting a storm tonight

i'm gonna just go to sleep until the

dude come

i'm gonna make sure he grip her up first

and then i'm gonna kill him

that's that's that seems like there's

gonna be a wave

that's gonna be my way

i'm gonna kill him i'ma kill him first

we'll find out all that other stuff

later in real life i'm killing the dude

who's on my wife

oh no the door being locked about to

slow me down wait i look no no no no

let her face the consequences

turn around please if he come in here

i'm gonna stab him yes you hands behind

your back let's go hold still

you're hurting me

okay i'm gonna keep this on me

what is going on

help me will you come help me don't

[ __ ] hey listen

bro why does he walk up and then face

him

like i don't understand stop facing this

man just walk up by on him and just stab

him just start slicing

no no never mind my friends not another

word on you

now you hands behind your back please

i'm about to stab him

no

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god

[ __ ] that guy

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look but look but look though

but look uh

but look

but look though hey there

that's not an indignation against my

speed

that's the character me personally if i

would have swung i would have won i

would have i would have i would have

been able to guess who made dessert let

me know when you're in the mood i swear

to god that was not me

they literally just keep like

i'm i'm just saying like me

can i just keep it on me like have it

out

i don't want to put it away

i just want to i want to have it on me

what the [ __ ]

what are you doing

no no not you

okay

i didn't know that was an option

guess who has two thumbs and remember to

pay the electrical today

okay

all right um

i'm gonna just go in here and i'm gonna

hide until because she ran away from me

personally

i wouldn't do that to my wife but

clearly she's not my wife or my man's

so i'm gonna be in here with the lights

off

and i'm gonna go to sleep until he come

cuz

she went away she ran away from me so

i'm gonna just stay in this room

i'm gonna stay in this

room because me personally i'm not doing

it

i'll get it

i bet you will

i'm showing

what if i go to sleep again

i'm with the police turn around please

what me yes you hands behind your back

let's go hold still

why did he try to kill me though that

one time

what is going on

help me will you come help me no

well who come help me

even when she by herself she still rats

me out

can i lock the door i can't lock the

door

come on out

no i'm chilling

bro i'm chilling

i'm going to bed look i

i don't know

don't

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like this is not your hood you don't

know me you don't know this area he just

keep coming in

and she keeps ratting me out

just take your l and go i don't even

have to be involved

this is crazy

imagine constantly dying in a game

because the woman you're supposed to

protect is the one that's literally

throwing you under the bus

you let me die you ran away i got sock

destroyed i tried to save you boom he

all of a sudden conor mcgregor and floyd

mayweather and one person at 65

i can kill myself in the game for some

reason

bro i'm blue wishing

don't move all right bro

all right bro listen

this is more complicated

please

okay i'm not touching the controller

that's for your father's murder eight

years ago

no no that can't be right shut up

you know what this is now where's your

father's watch

my [ __ ] please you must be thinking of

someone else ah no plain dumb tell me

where the watch is i'm not lying please

don't hurt us honey tell him i'm not

seeing [ __ ] i can't help you just you

and me well i'm also here and we all go

our separate ways i'm telling you i

don't know about any watch okay let's

just see

no no no no no no

no please

please

no matter what my life is at her

disposal

[ __ ]

my life is at her disposal like

regardless she's i just got a shitty

woman

another painting

another painting

locking the door was so pointless

you know what i'ma lock the door again

i'm gonna call 911 and then i'm gonna go

to sleep i'ma tell her though i never

guess who made dessert hold on when

you're in the mood get the [ __ ] away

from me you [ __ ] murdering [ __ ]

i'm locking the door

i'm going in the closet i'm taking your

phone i'm calling the cops

what if i call the fire department

instead

that is still 9-1-1 though

i don't like this game

i'm in the closet with her phone

calling her ex

i'm calling him bro i don't care

emergency services

i don't know if my wife is a murderer so

like

how am i supposed to explain that to

them

i'm telling them about the cops breaking

into my apartment he's got a gun and

he's going to kill me and my wife

sending a unit right y'all keep saying

snitch on my wife i'm not snitching on

my wife until i got solid evidence

they should be there in 15 minutes 15

minutes we can't wait 15 minutes sir

officers will be there as soon as

possible get to a safe place

okay boom

so

i'm outside

she cooking something up yo she thick

lowkey look at her she got cake i like

that

that's enough for me to save her

now let me go over here

i'll lock the door let me get this knife

you never know

some of y'all saying i don't need it but

you never know

even though he probably gonna weave my

[ __ ] for some odd reason he got the

reflexes of a 20 year old at 80.

i'm about to go i'm about to lay down

wait wait wait don't don't

i'm gonna close the door even if she

snitch on me i should still be good but

if she don't answer none of his

questions

wait no i gotta tell her

almost [ __ ] up i gotta tell her losing

his voice reminded me of when i lost you

all those blinding lights but you were

brighter i wish i was able to give you

more you don't

[ __ ] literally kill yourself

all right tell her about the cop yeah

the next few minutes what are you

talking i'm about to tell you what i'm

talking about

the cop

what right

you sound crazy dude

okay no do not open the door i can't

explain right now just trust me and what

just please okay

there's a way out of this

okay now i'm gonna lead a conversation

the door is locked

the peephole

front door locked lock lock

all right i'm gonna go in here i'm gonna

take a nap when i come back out you bet

not be killing nobody

i'ma go to sleep real quick when i wake

up we we gone

low key there should be an option for me

to leave out that window but the game

don't really

you know what i'm saying

oh y'all talking about that other

comment bro i didn't even say nothing

true

oh

that's him isn't it right so shut the

[ __ ] up

let's stay quiet

i know you're home open your door shut

the [ __ ] up

this can't be happening shut the [ __ ] up

the [ __ ] up [ __ ] don't open the door

i'm not you dumbass stop talking i have

a warrant no you don't

we leave out the window like decent

people

open the door now

this

can't be happening

okay tell me what's happening then i got

a knife what are you doing

what do we do can we both go to sleep

there's no way he can kick the door down

maybe

let me go to the peephole

okay

he shouldn't be able to do this dude he

should not just be able to keep doing

this

he cannot just keep getting away with

this because on god

on god

listen

no [ __ ] is just doing that

that's not that's not you you that's not

your that's not you bro

you doing this because this is a video

game

i open the door and his hand is

automatically on my shoulder bro like

what is this dude is not real that's

what i'm saying

i know congratulations

on the ground

arms behind you once again she leaves me

don't move

i wonder if i can run away

no i was chilling i was chilling

nah

i'm cool i'm cool i'm chilling i was

chilling

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[ __ ] you

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what if i take the mug and hit him over

the head with the mug because i'm

clearly not getting the knife off

hey there she barefoot in the house

oh low-key i am too right now

but i got carpet when you got wood on

your [ __ ]

you shouldn't be barefoot bro

guess who made dessert

i am john wick in any situation that

calls us for it

i just really would prefer if she

stopped turning on every light in the

house i know it's only three rooms in

the entire apartment but like that'll

mean every every [ __ ] like entrance

need to be illuminated

what

all right bro dublin keep putting you in

a pack all right bro all right bro

i saw what william lafoe did in a new

spider-man movie though he's not a

threat he's not touching me

even as green goblin william defoe's not

touching me

i'm still taking this knife

can i take her pills

medicine cabinet

was she trying to take her pills is that

why she went right to the medicine

cabinet what are these pills for exactly

sleeping pills i feel like that's what

she told me

okay so can i use the sleeping pills on

myself to just stay asleep in the room

no way he gonna wake me up out of my

sleep to put me in handcuffs on the

ground there's no way he's that rude

okay can i

can i take them and put them on myself

i can't even take the [ __ ] pills

maybe i can give him

oh

maybe i could give it to her

a low key

she drank it too quick i got to put it

in her drink real quick

she's drinking faucet water she don't

care

oh my god i sound like bill cosby

hold on

take the mug right

go to the sink

fill up the mug hold on

i'm in my bag right now hold on

okay cool cool cool

i gotta

and then i put this these pills pack a

[ __ ] punch nice

right having trouble sleeping huh

oh no idea

did i just take that

mug with pills nice

okay

okay i understand fully now she was in

the bathroom when i first came in i

won't be able to get this off in time i

might be able to though hold on

i'll just give it to her you want

another swing of water babe

babe here's this babe

i'm not thirsty anymore [ __ ]

all right i gotta kill myself i gotta

kill myself

i gotta kill myself

in front of her i gotta traumatize her

yeah oh my god yeah

yeah i got to get it over with

oh

this is her response what the [ __ ]

oh bro sepaku is better than getting

betrayed come on

before your wife come out of the

bathroom

[Applause]

i don't want to know how to play the

game bro stop i'm playing it my own way

shut up i don't want to hear nothing

you [ __ ] tried it

all right let me get this mug

shut up [ __ ]

don't kiss me yet

[ __ ]

i didn't hear you come in all right yeah

yeah yeah yeah best night ever

i mean y'all can ban him or not i would

ban him just because of what he tried to

do but

i didn't hear a word he said because i

was too busy

so

i'm doing my own

thing okay now all i gotta do take her

mug

before she can even get an opportunity

go over to the sink build that [ __ ] up

put the drugs in it

hold on shut up

shut up [ __ ]

what the [ __ ]

mug me

all right not literally though

okay now boom

and then i just boom boom

having trouble sleeping no i'm cool i'm

cool

i'm cool bro

no no i don't want to sit down i want to

give her this water to

mug with the pills put her ass to sleep

hold on

i know exactly what i'm doing no i'm

sleeping fine but thanks she knew i put

the pill okay so i got to do it without

her seeing

i'm gonna just put

i'm gonna put the pills right i'm gonna

put the mug right there

thunder yeah no none crazy

nothing crazy

nothing crazy

i'm gonna lock this door too while i'm

at it you know what i'm saying just cuz

because i do be on [ __ ]

i'ma i'm gonna fill up the other one too

just in case she want to go to another

location

she shouldn't see me

i need to make sure she about the way

i might be able to handle the situation

diplomatically

[ __ ] said cardi c chill

i'm doing what needs to be done i'm

actually protecting both of us i'm not

trying to take advantage i'm just making

sure she out the

way the spare key outside that's nice

that's nice

i'm about to remember to put you outside

i'm leaving i'm leaving traps everywhere

you lucky i don't have enough uh

you lucky i don't have any more

wait can i can i drug the thing too i'm

only gonna take one of these

maybe i can put sleeping pills in this

too

oh my god those are huge i should

dissolve them i did okay well it's too

late now

so now i just got cake on me i'ma just

take these spoons too all the silverware

just so she don't get any other ideas

fake candle

i'm taking this too

i'm taking the candles

don't need those

oh i forgot to call them you get this

knife

i'm taking everything i'm taking the

whole house

okay

let me take her phone

and let me turn it off

can i just turn it off

was anything missing babe i forgot the

keys it just got to work

you feeling better

yeah yeah but you make it look what the

[ __ ]

i'm a weirdo

i'm a legit weirdo what the [ __ ]

i'm different that's crazy

all right i'm in a closet

i'm in a closet

this is of no use

why are you in the closet oh my god bro

don't come in the closet bro okay thank

god

nice

nice

what if she rats me out still turn

around please

what this is some kinky ass role play

hands behind your back let's go hold

still

what if he get tired and he want a swig

of water now everything's drugged i per

i timed everything perfectly

what is going on ass up help me will you

come help me

well who come help you chill bro so

someone is here i don't know what if i

unhook her myself

i'm pulling my knife out

what if i just jump out you know what

i'm saying and just like stab him

there's no way he should be able to take

me down

babe

this is a misunderstanding bro she got

ass

this is gonna be too big of a loss

i don't know

if you don't have to handcuff me we can

talk this out

there's no one in the closet bro you're

making a mistake

go take a swig of water real quick bro i

can't do this

i feel like i could help her

please listen

why he not talking

this [ __ ] is this this is the [ __ ]

[ __ ] of all time dude this is the

[ __ ] [ __ ] of all time bro why are

you going through the whole house i know

there's not much of the house to explore

why are you going through all of it

for what

you do not get paid enough to do this

this is an apartment in in manhattan for

5 000 a month

you don't get paid to do this you are a

private detective you can lowkey do coke

in the back of your car and they

wouldn't know they wouldn't care

what's wrong with him

i'm in the closet

bro take a swig of water bro i know you

perched

i know you parts bro

this is the most ridiculous [ __ ] i've

ever seen in my life bro you're under

arrest for your father's murder eight

years ago and of course he's on this

side

that can't be right there's gotta be

some way you want some cake bro like you

look like you need something

i'm unzipping myself i'm not about to

sit up here and take this shut up

you don't see me now where's your

father's watch oh my god

please you don't see this someone else i

wish he wouldn't

get up as soon as he unleashes himself

all right bro bro bro

all right nice nice i'ma use it on him

immediately i don't give a [ __ ]

y'all think this is a good idea what

else do i have

i got nothing else it has to be it's

either him or me at this point

yes

ha

got you [ __ ] ass [ __ ]

he died too

i got him

i got him

hey y'all ain't gonna lie to me though i

s i shanked the [ __ ] out of him

i i got the [ __ ] out of him i got i

shake the [ __ ] out of him you ain't

gonna lie to me bro act like i went out

like a [ __ ] i made sure he went down

too and loki i just got knocked out he

died i stabbed him in the abdomen and he

started bleeding out he leaking he can't

recover from that bro even if he go to

his cop car he's still gone i got him

i got them

i got them

best night ever i got them made dessert

it matters a lot

yeah i will

it matters a lot i got him

spot him got him

i'm taking his knife again

that's [ __ ] that he even gets to

like you are you are gutted up

you're gutted up deep inside my knife is

deep in you bro as a man i'm in you

you can't like it's not gonna go that

way bro you're not knocking me out after

i stab you in abdomen it's not happening

like that bro sorry

sorry you going down bro

monkey

all right let me verify my my existence

again i gotta do this for my baby my

unborn child

bro my daughter is coming soon i'm

naming her fiona i don't care what this

[ __ ] ass [ __ ] just said that my

daughter would be named it's not to be

named after my mom i'm calling my

daughter fiona that's gonna be her name

if i have a son my name for my son is

kovu

um that's just how i was going i gotta

do this for my unborn children

so this is gonna be the run

somehow i have to get to that i'ma wait

this not the run it's not the run i'm

gonna kill myself right now

i wasn't expecting a storm tonight

bro you been through this

yeah cool and she's stuck in the

animation so she's not gonna see me

she's not traumatized

yeah see it's already over

oh my

how the [ __ ] am i

those are [ __ ] amazing names get off

my dick

what am i supposed to do she's already

in there bro

can i leave

wait

do the house keys open more than just my

door

what if i come in here first and she

don't even see me [ __ ]

i didn't hear you come in

bro you want to come in the closet with

me guess who made dessert let me know

when you're in the mood yeah i will

i lowkey was trying to go in the closet

first that way she can't expose me

now i gotta kill myself again

if she don't know i'm here then there's

no way she gonna say oh will you help me

she won't know only person she's gonna

ask to help her is god he's not helping

her you going to hell after what you did

to your dad if what he says is true

oh my god bro

oh my god

i feel like an episode of re-zero

all right go to the closet stop wasting

time

go to closet go to the closet go to the

[ __ ] closet you [ __ ]

go in go in go in go in

close it close it

nobody needs to know i'm here nice

and now we wait

now we wait

w

so you don't know i'm here

no we wait

exactly that's my mans right there

that's me loki

yeah boy

i'm him i'm him i'm really him i'm him

it is what it is bro

now i can't get exposed

where's help yet i don't know but you

can't you can't scream for help this

time you nobody expose me this time

turn around please

what me yes you hands behind your back

let's go

hold still

hey

all right

that's crazy i i don't know

this is a mistake

we will

yo tell it to the judge

hold on though i want to see this

what's about to happen i am not who

you're looking for

this is anyone else

come on out bro there's no one stop

please don't hurt me why is he like this

husband boyfriend there's no way he

about to do this bro my husband

he's at work thank you yes

nice

what are you about to do

oh eight years ago

your father my god

ring any bells

why are you asking me

come on i skipped this part please

you're going to get me

only loki that type of [ __ ] turned me on

like a girl literally asked me to kick

her in the face before and i really like

she was getting crazy it was getting

crazy before i never done that but like

i'm always in my mind low-key i was like

why do you want to go why do you want to

take it this far to this level

no i was just saying like personally

every now and again i'm gonna throw me

in the eye after saying that

every every now and again i'm gonna

throw a little hint bits and pieces in

my personal life into whatever it is

that i'm doing and

not to this extent that i would ever

kick a woman in the ribs i wouldn't do

that unless she asked me to and even

still i probably wouldn't most likely um

but

don't say it was a situation and i was

like i was very conflicted i was very

conflicted but did i you know comply and

did i oblige

like you never know what you're gonna

get yourself into until you get yourself

into a situation

and not saying that anything like this

has personally happened it hasn't that's

not what i'm saying but i'm just saying

there's been situations and it's like

bro you taking it kind of far why do you

enjoy this and this kind of it looks

like a scene that's all i'm saying

question is how much you make me hurt

you before you do i i don't know without

any

see how creative i can get help

no

be honest with yourself yo he smacked

her and that much blood came out there's

no cavalry coming nobody's going to save

you if you want

now i can stab him

no

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that's my [ __ ]

that's my kid

no i gotta go back i gotta go back i

gotta go back i got to go back i got to

go back

my kid at least get to survive

oh

i can't it's horrible it's i'm sorry no

no no

no i've done something i got to read

it's going to restart soon i'm gonna see

you soon

i'm gonna see you real soon

no

why did he got dead in parentheses like

i don't know what the [ __ ] just happened

nah she did as [ __ ] look at her hand

look like woody

why she got a book on her

i'm looting my wife's dead body and my

child

i'm taking his gun

he left it with ammo is he dumb

i'm gonna take this cup and i'm gonna

take that knife

damn

my wife had a little ass too on her

that's crazy

i might have killed a [ __ ] out that

[ __ ] bro

i'm taking her pills too

i'mma get that watch back i don't know

what she was hiding and why she killed

her while she killed her father but like

i'm getting that i'm getting that i'm

getting that i'm getting that i'm

getting that watch back bro you know

about to come up in here kill my wife

and my unborn child i'm taking my [ __ ]

with me my baby clothes i'm taking those

with me too he gonna know why i'm coming

back on his life he gonna know he gonna

know everything

baby named after my mom and everything

i'm taking that phone just in case i

gotta call the cops

no open the door go inside grab the cell

phone the device out the pocket grip the

phone up i can't believe my wife is dead

bro

and my unborn child

now i'm about to go on a mission

oh [ __ ] me are you serious

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i'm going to closet bro

okay wait no now that i know

i know what he wants hold on let me open

this back up

i don't care if you see me i'm about to

kill myself again

hey there

okay

she said it's in the cabinet

in the i didn't hear you come in shut

the [ __ ] up

i don't know what you did to your pops

bro but you better not do it to me i'm

gonna try to save you i'm gonna try to

save you go sit the [ __ ] down shut up

i know exactly what i gotta do hold on

let me open this door

now

i should be able to move some stuff

around i can't for some odd reason

there's like there's a vent in the

cabinet she said

where's the vent is he's the only one

that has access to it

there's no way

i know what i got to do i got to kill

myself in the bathroom i'mma make sure

she can't see me though i'm not gonna

traumatize my wife

you were ill but i'm not trying to make

you i'm not trying to let you see me

like this okay i gotta go back outside

cause i didn't grab the knife i didn't

grab the knife

i'm gonna do it in front of her now

because i don't feel like going back in

there

there's no way

y'all are saying it's in here there's no

way

how am i supposed to

access there's no how was i who was

seeing that

who is seeing that all right bro

whatever bro

i can't open that with just my hands i

can't even open it with just my hands

wait can i use a knife

i wasn't expecting a straw shut the [ __ ]

up wait wait wait shut up [ __ ]

let me come down here with it

boom knife time

there we go

what are you doing shut the [ __ ] up why

would you do that you're gonna ruin the

apartment because all because

i don't this is your father's watch

that's it i'm out

worth a lot of money

so she left

you were such an [ __ ] sometimes [ __ ]

all i did was get a watch that you think

like this should get you bro

just tell me the truth

will split the money with you like why

are you acting like this if it's worth a

lot of money bro then like

take care of our kid why are we living

in a one bedroom in new york

what's wrong with her

contribute to the household what do you

bring to the table

now she leaving

you know about to just leave my front

door open bro like

have some respect for my house yeah

follow me to your apartment okay with

the police oh [ __ ] go go go go go

close the door all right

she don't know that i'm still here i

could low-key be gone i could be gone

she don't know i'm here

thank you what's going on i have a

warrant right here

this will go easier if you cooperate

cooperate

he didn't give her a chance to cooperate

most cops most cops

now don't rat me out please what is

going on chill

help me will you help me

this [ __ ] bro i swear to god i'm

killing myself in the closet bro

i'm just i'm just come out and stab him

[ __ ] it

don't [ __ ] move

all right run run run

bro give me a qte

i died off of headblades

guys

he's too strong i can't fight that man

okay this is what's dumb about this game

this is what's stupid about the [ __ ]

game

how am i supposed to get the watch out

of the vent if she's in the bathroom

when i start the mission

i have to be in the closet to prevent

her from ratting me out from the

beginning how am i supposed to do this

oh

what if he doesn't kill anybody until he

gets to watch

but he killed me before she didn't even

know where it was

gotta find another way

hold on

you know how quick i'm gonna have to be

with this

i gotta make sure she don't

how am i supposed to

there's a sink in the bathroom there is

a sink in the bathroom where she will

not be able to see me drug her

this is fine imma just get all the mugs

you thirsty you got to go through me

[ __ ]

i'm just chilling i'm blur i'm blur

witching

nothing crazy

i'm just enjoying the scenery on some

[ __ ]

i didn't hear you come in

i'm just enjoying the scenery on some

[ __ ] know what i was saying

amazing iq yeah i will i'm in the mood

right now but low-key i got to save our

lives

i know exactly what i got to do i'ma go

in here right

everything's got to happen in the

bathroom just like

usual i'll be out in a minute

all right let me make sure i get these

things first

sleeping pills i forgot the knife

wait did i

i did i forgot the knife i know i forgot

the knife

oh i'ma have to

oh okay

all right let me go get the knife

i know i know what to do

you thirsty don't worry i got something

for you

no sit back down

don't worry about the mugs

i got something for you in a minute

babe lock

go in here i got the pills right

all right nice

go to the vent

get the knife

open the vent get the watch

i wasn't expecting a storm tonight yep

you don't you ain't expecting a lot of

[ __ ] tonight you're gonna find out

though we cool

let me get the mug put the mug in the

sink fill the mug up now i got a full

mug on me

i'm gonna put the pills in the mug

just like so

i'm low key a menace i'm a problem

unlock the door

not oh okay no unlock the

unlock the [ __ ]

and then

open sesame

i come out boom i got your watch on me

hey don't worry about this bro

no no not not yet not yet not yet

let me give her the mug like so you were

thirsty earlier weren't you got you yeah

thanks got you babe

got you babe

yeah got you

i should have put more pills in there

maybe i should give her another sip

low key

let me make sure the job is done i don't

wanna i don't wanna overdose her though

let me try it again

boom

you got to make sure the job is w you

know what i'm saying

oh is he tired all of a sudden you might

need some more though let me just be

prepared the cop might want some i got

to be a w you know host

maybe i should stay in here until she

fall asleep

so this boring as [ __ ] i'm not gonna lie

i want to see it i'm gonna lie down for

a sec so why'd you come to the bathroom

this is perfect

this is

low-key perfect

wish you would lock the door from the

inside i'ma chill right here away from

my mans

i don't have to answer the door low key

if he bust in no i'ma lock it i gotta

lock it don't come up don't don't do it

yet

all right

now we wait

so chad what you want to talk about

while our man's coming you know what i'm

saying wait for us on some [ __ ]

let's see what the situation is

y'all keep saying hi what's the point in

hiding he's gonna check every room

he's gonna check that room right there

and boom she gonna be exposed now she

might not be able to wake up because

wait what's down here

can i open this too wait

i still got the knife

hold on

what's in here

okay

is there another vent

there was a third vent in that bedroom

if she hiding stuff underneath the sink

oh no i don't know i'm gonna see i'm

gonna see what heightening gets me

she sleep

i'm here

now we wait

this is so [ __ ] stupid i'm waiting on

the dude to knock on the door to not

answer it he on his way oh my god

oh my god

i grabbed the watch didn't i

i shouldn't have the watch on me

and i touched that [ __ ] it's going down

in here i'm with the money team

i have the watch on me

he doesn't have the right to search me

though

i'ma just hide he not it's not it's fine

it's fine

chad stop it's fine

come on i know you're home oh you don't

if no one's answering why is why is that

your

like why is that your mo if no one's

answering the phone bro or

the door

you don't have to keep going no you

don't

bro i'm chilling

if he try to attack me he gets stabbed

hold on

low-key they should have gave me a gun

yo you want some mug

you want some pills

bro you look perched

what if i leave a cup out by itself

i don't even gotta be all that

see look at you waking up to babies and

[ __ ]

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i'm gonna i'm a i'm a bucket

i should book it

i'ma lock him in the

oh i pro i could probably well no he

bust down doors

now

reasonably speaking

you would check the the closet first the

fact that he went work for the bedroom

first let me know this is not a sane

individual bro

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oh

dumbass

man

she sleep

there's nowhere else for you to look bro

legitimately there's nowhere else you

already seen your perp in your suspect

leave it leave us alone

my god w

please leave bro

bro there's no reason for you to be like

this

this bro you already see that one person

is sleep this is an apartment built

literally for one person to roam around

in not even

like why are you still looking what else

are you gonna find

i'm not gonna lie bro this [ __ ] is on

crack what the

yes what the what all right there's a

gay man in the closet what what now what

you gonna do okay you're under arrest

don't move that's fine

i'll be there

all right bro we good we chilling

oh my god he closed the door please

don't search me

i don't know you need to talk to her i

got an old watch fancy know anything

about it

uh

why do you want it why do you even want

the watch no you shouldn't have

acknowledged it in that way i was trying

to one

like bro i was trying to ask what watch

that's what i was trying to ask what

watch are you talking about what watch

what watch then he will respond with

this is what the watch looks like i will

say i've never seen the watch why do you

want the watch why why is this my

dialogue

why is that how i came out to cut

because i do

great and that's his response

how do you know she still has the watch

yeah exactly

oh my god now he gonna search me i

i swear to god in real life my my

responses to this would be so much

better what makes you think that she

still has the watch that thing is worth

an awful lot if she saw that we'd know

who is we

bro if i say where if i say where the

watch is then then i take responsibility

and i'm not

i'm not going to take how do i leave

conversation i can't do that i know

where the watch is

i do low key it's on me yeah

i know where it is i i have it here with

me

just take it and leave us alone oh my

[ __ ] bro they're adding dialogue that

i never like i never consented to say

that i never consented to say that

great

there we are

thank you for understanding why it needs

to be this way

no problem bro

holy [ __ ] dude why he got a strangle me

bro what is that on the back of your

head is that hair

all right bro i don't know your barber

doing you dirty

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all right it's getting easier that's

what i'm saying like why would you do

why does the dude only have to get

strangled why can't he shoot me too

all right now i gotta rearrange

everything

i drug her

put her away pack her ass up

i gotta make sure he don't know where

the watch is so i gotta not grab the

watch or i gotta toss it somewhere or

hide it somewhere else it's not gonna

work

i know what to do i know what to do

i'ma grip this knife up first

i'ma put her ass to sleep

i'm gonna put her ass to sleep i don't

need to open up that event because

there's nothing in there

don't worry about me babe no open the

door open the door

stop being an ale

i'ma go in this vent

don't worry about me babe

i got a knife back up don't hug me i

might stab you relax what are you doing

shut up

get up off me

is is it broken man is it like super

gross in there you'd think for her to be

hiding such a valuable asset she'd be a

little bit more concerned with me going

in random vince

best night ever guess who made dessert

can you get me out of the corner yeah i

will

i didn't get a kiss that time what the

[ __ ]

all right let me drug this [ __ ]

wait you don't need a mug i should have

grabbed the mug beforehand

i'm grabbing all the mugs

there might be bugs on the rest of you

mugs but it ain't no bugs on me

so i'ma just leave the watch alone

he's not gonna kill me if i acknowledge

the watch

and i don't tell him where it is because

that's what he won't

let me close his door

love you babe

hold on

let me fill up this cup

those are huge i should dissolve them i

wasn't trying to take them myself

don't worry babe

got you babe

water

oh yeah thanks i was about to grab some

cool

all right cool nice

so she's drugged up

that should work fast as [ __ ] i need

some sleeping pills like that

um hold on but hold on

though um

what's in the fridge what else is in the

fridge that i can eat

i'm parched i've been i've been putting

in a lot of work i'm so tired that's

crazy babe

oh

just kind of lie down for a sec yeah you

do that babe later okay babe

i gotta think about this carefully

he's coming

so i shouldn't get in the closet

a low key should just answer the door

when he opens it

but i don't want to be met with anything

and loki who who on the who on earth is

going to check underneath the vent in

the bathroom low key i would i would

check every inch of the house

it's okay though

we're good

i'm gonna fill up this mug

actually no i'm gonna fill up the other

mug with drugs

like so

i didn't put i didn't put any water in

it i didn't put any water in the mug

hell

it's just a mug with pills that's it

all right now it's a mug water bottle

with um

i'm chilling

i put the mug with pills right back on

this table wait can i take it

why can't i take the mug

let me get right here

let me get myself right

that's crazy i can't even take a sip of

water

all right let me leave that for the cop

i'ma go to sleep with her

if she won't wake up then we should both

be we should be cooling right

what the [ __ ] is this bro i'm getting a

divorce off the strength

like why is this how you decided

open up

all right so she gone

all right bro get it sure

i'm gonna look through the peephole

first

come on i know you're hot you ugly as

[ __ ]

look at his head

hi police how are you i have a warrant

for your arrest me

oh he's not a real cop

i get it now

i loki should call the police before he

shows up

before i even go to sleep

that's my contingency plan

i'm a car to cops and i'ma warn them she

gonna be sleep

i'm a stall i know i got everything

figured out i got everything figured out

ground now it might not work out this

time but next time it's gonna go

flawlessly

what you're gonna kill me if i don't

tell you where to watch it is my wife

already gone she's slumped

[ __ ] light switch

he gonna be he gonna be in for a rude

awakening

i am

stop touching my wife hey bro take a

seat let's wiggle water real quick

you've seen perched

chill

what happened to her

i don't even know to talk to her she's

got an old watch one minute she was

watching titanic next minute

crazy

okay i don't know where the watch is i

want to know why you want the white let

me just start even want the watch

because i do it's just training for next

time

how do you know she still has to

watch um

what if i just refuse to cooperate

anything about a watch listen

your wife's a murder suspect right now

you want to help her

tell me what you know

i'm telling you

i don't know

about any watch you're not hearing me i

am one way to help your wife

tell me where the watch is i know what

to do

you're not going to kill me just cause i

don't know nothing bro you're not that

much of a criminal

i've really never heard about a watch

all right

let's jog your memory

okay i'm out of patience all right

bro how is this an effective like

intimidation strategy i have to be alive

for you to get information

this is a l dude i'm not gonna lie bro

you are such an ill bro you got a string

on [ __ ]

it is getting easier low key all right

now let me think drug her

don't pick up the watch

call the police

while i'm in the bathroom before i drug

her make sure they on their way put her

to sleep put myself to sleep and then

stall

that's the bet that's the only way i'm

getting out of this

let me get this mug

let me get this knife

and make sure she don't see no mugs

i know exactly what to do i'ma fill this

mug up too

shut up [ __ ]

wait don't open the door

nothing babe

i didn't hear you come in that's cool

best night ever guess who made dessert

lots of women say that you're in the

mood yeah i will

all right now let me come over here

you ain't gonna know what hit you

hold on let me turn on the light

all right let me oh wait no let me go

get the phone i should have went and got

the phone first i feel like i feel like

that's going to delay me

i can make the phone call in here though

low-key

she didn't say nothing last time i

called them

let me just do this let me get this out

the way

no put

all right boom

9-1-1

emergency services sending on away

there's somebody breaking into my

apartment he's got a gun i feel like

they would come quicker if i told them

my wife was a murderer though get to a

safe place all right when will they get

here he's almost inside

they should be there in 15 minutes 15

minutes we can't wait sir

get to us

all right nice

so they on their way

i'm a drugger real quick

i'm about to cut like this actually i

don't even need to actually i do

hold on

oh i don't have pills on me what the

[ __ ]

yo cosby

put them in the mug

all right mug is in my pocket now open

the door

come out the door

boom wifey how you doing you want some

water got you don't worry about it

you bout to take a long trip

oh yeah thanks i was about to grab some

i'm such a w man

most men drug women because they want

something me i'm saving her

now go to sleep

i feel like there's no other way for me

to do this

i'm just

so tired all of a sudden

don't worry about it

i'm just gonna lie down for a sec you do

that baby talk later

sure babe

all right see you in there cooling gong

now i'ma close this door

actually i'm gonna make sure the phone

on me

i should call the police again

just to make sure they really got the

message

i'ma harass these [ __ ]

sir our unit is on the way officers will

be there soon it's too long they will

arrive as soon as possible so get to a

safe place

you got a [ __ ] attitude with me for

no [ __ ] reason this is your job

you're supposed to help me out

that's why you don't call the cops bro

at this point all i'm doing is waiting

i'ma wait for him to find me though so

i'm gonna go hide that's gonna delay him

even more

door

boom

hide

yoink oh i should have turned off the

light we good it don't matter

ah chilling

no

all this time that we wait the cops

gonna be here it ha they have to there's

no way that the cops don't get here in

time i know you're home open the door

i don't care

you're not a real police officer

let me see your warrant

why you got gloves on

you know what i'm saying don't even

sound right

hello

police come on out

i'm chilling bro

you gonna pull him in out the closet you

wouldn't do it well we've seen him do it

but the police got to get here bro

[ __ ] light switch

do i just zap whoever like touches it

i am

nice

bro the cops have to get here there's no

way

i'ma make him answer every [ __ ]

question

oh my god what

okay you back

no

they made me click the wrong okay you're

under arrest don't move

bro

what happened to her

i need to talk to her she's got an old

watch fancy know anything about it no my

guy

i'm about to ask him every question bro

why do you want it and then i'm refused

to cooperate and then i know where it is

because i do where is it

what makes you think that she still has

the watch yo the cops not being here is

crazy

we know where is it

the crosstalk being here is crazy bro

this is ridiculous

uh i'm not cooperating

anything about a watch

listen your wife's a murder suspect

right now you want to help her

tell me what you know

i'm not telling you nothing bro i got to

confirm she murdered somebody i'm

telling you

i don't know all i know is that she

watch

you're not hearing me there's only one

way i'm white in this game though i

don't care if i'm a black man tell me

where the watch is

look bro

okay look i

i've really never heard about a watch

all right

let's jog your memory

i'm out of patience

i don't know what to do

i've exhausted every possibility

did not just do the same thing

this is why i don't like backseat gamers

bro shut the [ __ ] up and just watch

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as always i'm gonna figure out the

pieces to the puzzle

i just gotta formulate a hypothesis in

my mind and then formulate the execution

and then re-encrypt the the the

encryption

hold on

hold on

all i gotta do is formulate my

hypothesis

there's two sinks

there are three doors in the home

there are sleeping pills there is a wife

who's pregnant there is a baby

outfit in the drawer

when i open the drawer i low key thought

that's where i would first find the

watch

[ __ ] aren't really expecting to find a

watch in a drawer or [ __ ] would expect

to find a watch in the drawer

there has to be a way for me

to throw the watch out the window

but i don't want to acknowledge that i

know where the watch is because he's

going to kill me

and then what happens if i tell him the

watch is in one location and it doesn't

it it's not in there

do i put it in my wife's pocket can i

can i play with my wife's body while she

sleep like no weird [ __ ]

think how you can take him out

i mean maybe

i don't me personally i don't feel like

i choked

what the [ __ ] is throwing the watch out

the window gonna do

what do you mean

he wouldn't have access to it no one

would

low key though that means that

that means that

hold on

i'll have to delay it as much as

possible

because there's no way like

he's not a real cop

y'all can tell me this

if he's uh if he's a real cop

if he is he a real cop or no

[ __ ] says show the baby clothes

okay so he's not a real cop nice

so why won't the cops help me

i knew he wasn't a real cop but i don't

make i don't explain why they don't show

up

they don't know that i'm black

okay

there's got to be somebody else i can

call

i can call my mans in the game can i

call a lifeline

okay

so this entire sequence happens in

five minutes

hey babe

hey there

i didn't

oh my god there's a way there's a way

there's a way to do this there's a way

to do this

here you come in

best night ever guess who made dessert

let me know when you're in the mood yeah

i will all right shut up [ __ ]

let me get this mug up off you

all right so police are useless

as as per usual

i thought i had an opportunity i thought

as a white man i could utilize my you

know what i'm saying utilize my

privilege real quick but i guess i can't

i gotta depend on myself as as a normal

okay chill guess who has two thumbs up

guess who shut the [ __ ] up

okay

i'm gonna leave that right there

mug

sink

drugs

there's a way for me to do this

wait where oh see i've done this too

many times now my brain not working

right

all right i got the drugs on me

now

let me go back

don't worry about it babe

open the [ __ ]

all right there we go

calm down

i'm good

open the thing

this is good this is a good run

this is a good run

no there's the watch i'm taking the

watch

all right now open the door wait i

lowkey can throw it out of that window

i'm gonna throw it

i'm gonna put it somewhere

all right hey babe

take this take this mug

water

water yeah thanks i was about to grab

some

what if i put the watch in the fridge

everybody look in the fridge though

all right she's drugged up

i'm open event later

can i put it in the oven no of course i

can't what's on the radio hold on

this is the worst [ __ ]

i'm just

so tired all of a sudden yeah yeah babe

oh

i'm just gonna lie down we'll talk later

yeah yeah

i'm gonna take these candles though

go in here real quick

no okay well whatever i guess

yeah can i throw him out the window bro

please let me

storm's getting closer great all i can

do is look i'm just getting closer great

can i put them behind the painting

bro l painting ill hiding spots

can i put it in another vent

but all i'm i gonna do is change my

answer

i just gotta make sure it's not on me

this is such a dumb [ __ ] place to put

it

i should put it in the bedroom

can i seal this up again

i mean what good is the knife gonna be

on me i need to keep the knife on me bro

i gotta defend myself

okay can i look at this again

it's just open and the watch is out

okay i gotta put the knife back to the

vent there isn't enough space to drop

that

i'm not trying to drop that

holy [ __ ] bro i'm about to kill

nevermind i'm chilling

bro why is that just there

wait can i put it back

bro put it back

what the [ __ ]

bro the vent is just open

wait wait wait oh no that's the watch

okay there isn't enough space

imma just have to wait

i'm just here in the dark

slow dancing in the dark great

oh my god

what if i go in the bathroom

what if i hang myself in the bathroom

he's going to be here in like

like seven seconds

there has to be some way i have to be

able to do this

wait let me go to my wife's body

chill

okay she unconscious

house keys book what's the book say

hold on hold on hold on

huh

it is only by forgetting

that we ever really

can approach the experience

what the [ __ ]

so she's got house keys

that's one house key

what are these keys open

wait there has to be a safe box

somewhere

shut up

hold on hold on hold on heavy ring

why am i the only one without full keys

her other keys have to unlock something

hold on hold on hold on

shut up

[ __ ] i forgot to lock the door

i forgot to lock the door

bro chill i'm blair wishing oh my god

for your arrest

i'm killing myself i'm not lying to you

bro i'm gonna try to kill him bro cause

i'm not about to i'm not about to let

him arrest me

yeah you're getting gutted i don't care

one hit but bro oh oh oh

oh

oh jesus [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

i'm so sick of this [ __ ] dude

like i'll weave his [ __ ] [ __ ] oh

there's only so much [ __ ] this this

[ __ ] can pull out out the [ __ ] hat

bro there's only so much [ __ ] he can

pull out the hat bro there's only so

much [ __ ] so i know a punch is coming

after i throw the stab

i dodge i weave right so he tries to

block my one [ __ ] i take my hand away

boom right in the kisser pile right in

the kisser go go down low abdomen blood

everywhere splashing

he tries to hit me again boom i weave

his [ __ ] now i'm on the sidelines just

waiting he pulls out a gun

what do i do against that my knife is

just in him at this point

there's another way i can use my cup for

defense now that i know that he's going

to come out the cut with a gun

i should be good for the rest of the

fight i could low key fight him again

i could low-key fight him again there's

no way he can kill me again there's no

way okay i've learned too much

[ __ ] i've learned too much bro i've

learned too much

i've learned too much

you're not about to shame me into

figuring this out by myself y'all not

about to shame me bro it's just not

happening i'm taking these candles

before she can come out [ __ ] she came

out anyway

we good

love you babe

not now okay

i just got to use electricity

i'm cooling bro

okay door

boom let's lock it cause she don't

believe in locked doors

i believe in trust though

take the pills boom

take the watch in the vent it's mine

knife

unlock

boom

i'm cooling i'm cooling

get the watch

take it

toilet

what should i do in here

should i put the watch in the toilet

i shouldn't that's a bad idea what if it

gets flushed maybe i should flush it

look babe don't worry about it

what's in the shower nothing that

concerns me i guess we don't take those

hold on mug

nice

i'm gonna finish this shot y'all gonna

watch this

all right now i'm about to come up out

the cut

toilet nothing else in here

i gotta wait for her to go to sleep and

get that [ __ ] up off her

i gotta do this quick though

hey babe

i should just flash the watch in front

of her face what do you know about this

thanks i was about to grab some

all right boom

so you go to sleep

if this don't work i'm gonna try

something else

wait for the drugs to take effect i'ma

already be in a room

i'ma just wait for

i'll be in the chair in the darkness

this is creepy as [ __ ]

this is creepy as [ __ ]

oh

just gonna lie down for a sec yeah you

do that talk later

oh now she want to go to bed the right

way

all right now i can do whatever i want

let me get these keys in this book up

off you

i'm about to leave a house

huh

it is only by forgetting

that we ever really dropped the threat

of time

and approached the experiences of living

in the present moment

okay

i'ma open the door

low key

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i really thought for a second that the

keys opened up those other two doors

before we came in i really was hoping

was really hoping bro

i was so hoping that those k th that the

house keys opened up another door and

we're back

i'm not looking at the chat i'm not

reading chat y'all gonna go through this

with me

i mean what else are the house keys good

for

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this is crazy

shut up [ __ ] i'm in the closet

shut up

i'm taking the phone

why would you kiss me in here

i didn't hear you come in

best night ever guess who made dessert

what type of drive-by [ __ ] is this yeah

i will

give me this mug

is that an egg on the wall

i'm taking a knife

hey i finally remembered to put the

spare key outside yeah i already grabbed

it

all right i'ma chill on her this time

i'm a drug but i'm gonna keep the drugs

on me

because you gotta be useful for

something else there's no way

oh my god

open it up

i feel like tom going by too quick

there's no way

all right i'm opening it up i got the

pocket watch

got my pocket rocket on me

mug