teemo can solo baron at 15 minutes in this mode

so ultimate spell book is back that's

when i decided to play captain [ __ ]

teemo and i don't never really knew why

i went ahead with the kale alt and we're

being invaded while everyone is dying

i'm sitting in the bush waiting for the

enemy top laner to come

that's when i realized he's still

invading so he'll miss these first three

minions and he should be back now that's

why i'm waiting in this bush

he's not here

must be running a little late or

something so i push the wave in now it's

crashing i'm taking the first plating

taking the second planing clearing

another wave and then i was on my third

plane that's when not mod kaiser shows

up kane close enough so i tried to flash

all the kick knight kane but

i didn't have ignite

so he just walked away but that's okay

because i'll just take another plating

since mod kaiser is taking his sweet

time coming to lane he's coming trust me

guys i saw the [ __ ] participate in that

invade and then not mod kaiser shows up

again and tries to kill me

so i ran for my life

until i realized it's not me who should

be running

it was him

he's the one should be running that's

when mod cars showed up

so all you guys are coming to lane

well i'm going to go buy an entire full

item on my first batch this will be fair

am i the type of guy to use my nash's

tooth to kill mod kaizo

who's still level five

yeah totally i mean i'll take the rest

of the plating as well since i'm here i

might as well take the rest of the wave

since up here i might as well take

midway i mean some pmis well go for the

first place second plating third plating

said i'm going to stop me oh look

samira's here to stop me so i'm gonna

stand still and kill like a turret

since i'm here i might as well be the

jungle as well and that's when i found

kane trying to counter jungle me the

[ __ ] out of my jungle came so i took my

red buff and then i looked to kill this

little rat who's still in my jungle

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i gave kane two heart attacks that's

actually all i need and now samira is

here to stop me

now i know i'm the kind of guy to kill

mod cards with my nash's tooth but am i

the kind of guy to kill mod kaizen with

my nash's tooth and my rift maker

while standing still

yeah 100 i then went back and bought of

rabbiton's death cap i had four thousand

dollars three four items at 12 minutes i

mean if we're going to play team i might

as well play teemo you know now i'm

invisible in the mid lane waiting for

someone to show up but everyone's

jerking off in the bot lane don't care

about me so i just go ahead and kill

this turret actually kane cares and

tries to look for me so i

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kill him through the wall

also this is really she's probably the

strongest person who might be able to

kill me

while i'm standing still that is

i then took dragon blue buff gromp

turret and now my guys is trying to

catch this wave to level up am i really

the kind of guy to kill him while i was

just trying to yes i [ __ ] am and

here's the mirror coming in to stop me

again she likes doing that stopping me

except it never works but here comes

pike he can actually stop me except i

have kale alt which makes me

invulnerable i then went back and bought

my final item in a pot at 16 [ __ ]

minutes i was pretty menacing to say the

least and then solid baron

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i forgot to take the herald i'm level 17

and mod kai's up he's level 11. without

this time i've written all chat if they

beat me i'll give them free skin codes

there's absolutely no way i'm gonna lose

i just wanna milk the content and make

sure they don't surrender

okay but actually there's no way i'm

actually losing this one guys like

seriously like

don't actually get your hopes up like

actually

if i'm going to play teemo pike i'm

going to play teemo and i did absolutely

everything to make them feel like they

can win give them a little bit of hope

give them that light at the end of the

tunnel

and then

bonk and when they think victory is

within grasp yes get cold i will go over

to the strongest guy

and stand still

you never had a [ __ ] chance nice nice

try

so that was my first game of ultimate

spell book teemo and i got this teemo

high

like i never had before and i just

wanted more of it so the enemy bot lane

was pretty low after double killing my

bot lane

i first blinded leona so she doesn't

stun me

now i kill lucian

after lucian leona

give me a second set you're blinded let

me just kill leona that was when seth

grabbed my shirt and pinned me against

the wall now set i believe you have two

options here when i was in such a

submissive state i could have either

flashed to the top right bush

or the correct answer the alcove but

it's definitely not the left bush

because there's no way my flash could

reach that far so what's it gonna be set

the alcove or the top right bush i'm

ready to face my fate

you [ __ ] idiot xx pro gamer xx

wow

this guy

this guy is good

i must move with precautions nope nope

nope

you guys might not see it but i can

sense his bloodlust and the moment i

step within his striking distance i'm a

dead man

so actually i'm just going to clear the

minions

that's when i look at the clock and it

was already 16 minutes i'm one minute

late to killing baron pro gamer really

knew what he was doing

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i forgot the herald and they surrendered

we got the [ __ ] this time hey guys

i'm just here to catch the wave don't

mind me

but bran was so angry

it was probably in this moment bran's

mind was telling him no

but his body

took a [ __ ] ash arrow to the face and

so bran seeked revenge this time he took

a charm and ash arrow and the lux out to

the face but bran wasn't gonna let

anything stop him there he was going

that was when bran finally figured it

out

hatred anger was turning his world

upside down but the compassion and

empathy he feels was all completely

[ __ ] because vexel just [ __ ]

sucks

what the [ __ ] my blast code yo brian do

you have a discount code for ironside

computer i'm looking to get a new pc i'd

even tell this guy to say this but while

i'm at it use code beyond five center

the 15 minute mark is coming up you know

what time it is it's time to kill the

purple guy

oh

kha'zix

you're not the guy

i need to clear the area of any fake

purple men

all clear time to kill the purple guy

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and i forgot the herald or did i haha

character development [ __ ]

where the [ __ ] were you this whole time