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uh

marcus we just got a lovely phone call

from lenny

prime 8 lenny why is she calling us it

was a prank call right i

[ __ ] you not she wants our help of

course she didn't say it that way

it was more like hey douche nozzles you

want to play with the cool kids

meet me or get [ __ ] by a porcupine on

meth

i'm not sure what to do with that i

guess i better check it out better you

than me my friend

gee thanks

an investigation has been launched to

determine whether invite corporation

along with former congressman mark

thrust attempted to illegally influence

the congressional election

evidence of their malfeasance was

provided by the controversial hacker

group

dedsec as a result of their evidence the

election itself has been delayed

yo ranch where you at man yo

you're late marky mark

as much as i enjoy our banter and

underlying sexual tension i'm hurt

i thought we moved on to overt sexual

tension

marcus there's something i want to show

you

on my laptop dude

and prepare for the breathtaking

spine tingling and almost entirely

mind-numbing

cue it up

you all told us hey self-driving cars

sound pretty cool

but we have always prided ourselves in

delivering

the best what do you think of a car

that knows you knows who you are the

kind of security is awesome

your key is

while it safely drives you to work it

will remember

your preferences and save them right

into your biometric profile

for those who opt into the ctos

insurance programs you get

good driver discount automatically and

access to

fast transit lanes sounds too good to be

true

it's not because at noodle

we don't wait for the future we build it

so they want to add biometric data on

top of those ctos monitoring systems

yep because that couldn't possibly go

wrong right i mean we all know how

altruistic ctos is

right oh and insurance companies and how

they would never

ever use our biometric data for their

own nefarious purposes right

yeah milk of human kindness and all that

[ __ ]

there is something wrong in the state of

denmark

maybe uh some daring vigilantes should

check it out

maybe perhaps steal a cool car while

we're at it

because you know auto that's always fun

yo marcus satara what you got for me

well it's a good thing you like driving

looks like the lead engineer on the

biometric car project is a loyal

customer of driver sf

is that right sure is and i just may

have set up a script to reroute his ride

requests to you first

slick only the best for dedsec check the

driver sf app on your phone when you're

ready

ah

cuts to education over the last 30 to 40

years

yeah sure yeah wait no sorry

uh

so i'm gonna need to convince him to

take us to his office right yes

but we've already got a plan that we do

hooray

you in on this one well it's like ranch

says car theft is

always fun the plan is that we hack this

guy's phone right

we set off the alerts on his phone

saying his computer at work

is getting hacked which makes him freak

out and racing to work

but we won't actually hack his computer

because we don't really need to

exactly we just need him to think it's

been hacked

i like it well all you got to do is

distract him

so we can hack into his phone

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oh

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so

so uh where am i taking you man hot date

tonight my girlfriend just broke up with

me

how am i gonna get this guy talking what

was that i couldn't hear you

sorry just a little nervous that's all

this is the first ride i've done in a

while yeah had a bad experience

you know and took a break yeah

i can imagine you'd see all sorts of

[ __ ] driving people around

what happened oh hell yeah all sorts of

[ __ ]

last one was a bunch of drunk guys

mm-hmm

all yelling and hollering at each other

about some some sort of

art car they were working on oh for that

uh desert festival

yeah so the two of them are yelling

about leds and animatronics and

sand and yeah what kind of drugs people

should be on to view their art car

seriously they talked about what drugs

people would be on

to tailor the experience for the right

kind of hallucinations or something

yeah exactly that then one guy

he punches the other guy right in the

mouth what so there's blood going

everywhere

meanwhile the guy who threw the punch is

whimpering that he broke his knuckles

[ __ ] i know right so i end up driving

them to the nearest emergency room

and get this yeah they both try to hug

me when i drop them off

wow oh uh sorry my alarm just went off

have to check this [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] we gotta change direction

buddy i'm sorry but i need to get to

work

no problem updated the destination in

the app i got it no worries we'll get

you there

[ __ ] somebody's breached security [ __ ]

the one time i'm not in the office yeah

that's that's how it always happens

can't believe this is happening now we

have deadlines

massive deadlines man that sucks

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i hate this project why did i ever say

i'd be lead

uh can you go any faster i'll try [ __ ]

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out

could you speed up i'm trying it i'm in

a real hurry

take it easy

be careful

so uh what was i saying let's see oh

yeah

i'm trying it i'm in a real hurry i'm

okay with you speeding faster please

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almost there

you're a lifesaver man i am totally

giving you a five-star review on the app

no problem it's my job after all

you're the best

and here we are at coda print

okay then

oh

hey marcus you busy i could be convinced

perfect

come meet me in that pawn shop down in

mission next to bdsmania this sounds