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♪ These Are Very Nice Moves, again, again ♪

♪ Now it begins in the kitchen — zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

♪ Take a job, take a job, take a job. Take a job, take a job, take a job. ♪

♪ These Are Very Nice Moves — zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

♪ These Are Very Nice Moves, again, again ♪

♪ Now it begins in the kitchen — zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

♪ Take a job, take a job, take a job. Take a job, take a job, take a job. ♪

♪ These Are Very Nice Moves — zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

♪ These Are Very Nice Moves, again, again ♪

♪ Now it begins in the kitchen — zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

♪ Take a job, take a job, take a job. Take a job, take a job, take a job. ♪

♪ These Are Very Nice Moves — zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

You're amazing...

Dear viewers watching us on your screens,

and of course our audience who came to the theater to watch us live,

Welcome to Very Nice Movements all of you.

As always, this week we've prepared a bunch of entertaining sketches for you.

You know laughter is contagious.

Let's all laugh together.

Let the Very Beautiful Movements begin.

♪ These are very nice moves One more, one more ♪

♪ Now it starts in the kitchen zobo lobo lob lob lob ♪

♪ Take a job, take a job, take a job. Take a job, take a job, take a job. ♪

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In this sketch we'll watch the story of a man who believes bachelorhood is the best life.

Here comes "Don't Misjudge Me."

Written by Birsel and Cenan.

Enjoy the show.

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This nice bench is empty.

I'll grab it before the soda-and-sunflower-seed crowd shows up.

Oh my God, today feels like a holiday for me.

How nice we sat down, right?

Hey, kids.

Actually, I'm sitting on that bench.

Aww, bless him—he thinks he's sitting.

Dude, you're standing.

Okay, I set that spot as my target.

I was walking toward the target.

Okay, keep walking, we’re not going to sit here for a year anyway.

You’ll only come next year, got it?

I got it, so I laughed early.

Alright, alright.

Look at the joke, joke.

Just wait until you reach my age.

I’ll see about that.

When I’m your age, how will you see me?

Is it pulling on the other side?

He’s old, got it?

- You get it? - I do.

I laughed right away because I got it early.

You idiot.

You’re making me say all your old-man jokes just because I’m supposed to act cool for the girl here.

Oh.

Girl, are you lovers with this?

Are you his girlfriend?

Are you engaged?

I can't believe what he's saying.

No, I understand.

You guys are such idiots.

Handsome uncle, if you hadn't shown up like this, I would've...

I was going to confess today.

Ya Mert...

Really?

Oh, please.

What happened, uncle?

She's super loud.

Back out while you still can.

I'll give you the secret of my youth.

The secret of youth.

Yeah, right.

Uncle, there's no such secret.

You're old.

You don't even realize it.

You're really old.

I've never even met anyone older than you.

Do you know why?

I know.

Because they're all dead.

But look, I'm alive.

I'm alive, see?

I'll tell you the secret to that.

Sit.

Sit.

What happened?

Let me tell you and listen.

Come, come, come, come, come,

Move, move, bro, move.

Welcome, gentlemen.

What are we doing today?

So, what are we doing today?

The girls are coming, bro.

Man, bro, I don't want any girls.

Nobody's coming for you anyway, man.

Your sisters-in-law are coming.

Hey, someone could at least ask.

Like, 'should we set you up with someone?'

You lost that right, man.

You lost that right the other day.

What did you say to the last girl we found you, bro?

Dude, he showed up with a girl's ID.

Didn't you get it?

And?

I mean, I came with my ID.

And the guy's like, 'take me out of this life, save me, marry me.'

Like I'm gonna fall for that?

Okay, sit down then.

Good.

You guys, seriously, we didn't let these girls go.

Why would we let them go, bro?

We like them, we like them.

You don't like them, man.

You're attached.

Is getting attached a bad thing?

It's a bad thing.

Who are they tying up?

The dog.

You're dogs.

You've become dogs.

Bro, anyway, today is the big day.

Wait for the girls to come, you'll see, okay?

Wait.

What happened, man?

Are you breaking up?

Dude, why would we break up?

You'll see when the girls come.

Hold on.

So I should open that one too, right?

Hello.

Oh, hello.

Hey, babe.

Babe.

Babe, I made your favorite cookies.

Thanks, babe.

Babe, I got you your favorite game.

Oh, thanks, babe.

Uh, I guess there's nothing for me.

If you want attention, go get yourself a partner.

Are we supposed to deal with you?

You dog.

What the hell is he saying?

Babe, Buket and I made a great plan.

Do you know what we're doing?

We're taking the tandem bike and riding along the beach together.

Then we go for a spread breakfast and order a breakfast for two.

Then from there, hop, we go for a couples' massage.

Then at the farm we play with a double rope.

Okay, sister-in-law, I understand.

I'm not coming, seriously.

No, if you want, you can come too.

Alone.

No, no, the kids probably have a surprise.

Once they announce it, things will change.

What surprise?

What's happening?

What kind of surprise would that be?

They're leaving you.

You'll be left standing there like idiots.

What's going on?

What are they saying?

Break up, come on.

Just break up and end this already.

What's happening?

Will you marry me?

Yes.

No.

No.

Honey.

Hey, are you getting married, man?

Don't do it.

You're marrying her?

Well, everyone's married.

You're the only one left single.

What?

So you haven't gotten married, then.

Is this the story, man?

Son, that's bachelorhood.

It's singleness.

Bachelorhood.

So you see?

This is the secret of life.

Bachelorhood.

Don't be ridiculous, for God's sake.

Don't mess with the kid's head already.

Be quiet, girl.

You don't talk.

They all got married.

They settled down.

They even had kids.

But what did I do?

I didn't get married.

How nice—people are married.

What do you want?

Shut up.

I know people like you all too well.

Marriage-obsessed girl.

Okay.

So what happened next, old man?

Let me tell you, listen to me, geezer.

Guys, why did he come to me saying we're near the hospital? I didn't understand.