Katy Perry In COMPLETE MELTDOWN After Joe Rogan DESTROYED Her Space Trip Disaster!

I'm much better now that the ladies are

back from space. What were they up there

10 minutes? It's so cringey. Look at us.

We're very wealthy. Don't we look great.

Admire us. Well, yet I also think it's

fun to see somebody who has no

self-awareness. They're always the most

fun. Katy Perry is in a full-blown

meltdown after Joe Rogan absolutely

shredded her space trip of the century

on his show. along with PR experts who

are claiming the singer may face career

extinction. Apparently, spending 10

minutes floating in Jeff Bezos's

overpriced tin can now qualify as a

historic achievement. And the icing on

this cringe cake, she landed, kissed the

ground, and acted like she just survived

Interstellar.

[Laughter]

She essentially took a roller coaster

ride. Well, it was very profound. I

don't know if you've seen Katy Perry

talk about it, but she's basically a

guru. Now, I know you must be laughing

out loud right now on this

ridiculousness. And believe me,

listening to the whole story is next

level. The 11minut space flight that was

touted as some kind of divine feminine

gift to humanity. That was one small

step for womankind, one giant leap

backwards for mankind. So, what happened

was this. Katy Perry went to space. Yes,

actual outer space. Technically, she

floated for about 11 minutes just above

Earth's atmosphere in Jeff Bezos's

glorified soda can called Blue Origin.

But oh no, don't you dare call it a

ride. Please don't call it a ride. That

is not a freaking ride. Whenever a man

goes up, no one called that a ride. It

was called a flight. It was called a

journey. Because a ride implies that

it's something frivolous. I I I thought

it was condescending. It was belittling

to women. Lots of other people in the

media were embarrassing themselves

during this ordeal. Oprah Winfrey

actually wept as she watched the all

female team launch into space.

According to Katie and her PR squad,

this was a lifealtering, emotional,

boundarybreaking journey, a spiritual

awakening packed into less than the

runtime of a bad music video. She came

back to Earth like she just had tea with

aliens, dropped to her knees, and kissed

the Texas dirt like she just returned

from war. The drama was Olympic level to

going up. You said that you needed to go

to space to heal. I know you're only a

few minutes removed from this. I feel

super connected to love. Goodness. I

will never be the same. You'd think she

went to Mars the way she's talking about

it. She said it was the second most

powerful thing in her life after giving

birth. Not performing in front of

millions. Not building a chart topping

career. No, this was it. 11 minutes of

floating in a billionaire's capsule and

suddenly Katie thinks she's the Dalai

Lama in a space suit. And of course,

every camera angle was perfectly staged.

Every word was lined up like it came

from a branded script. I've had so many

people reach out to me and say, "Because

you did it, it makes me think I can do

it, too." You know, it's so funny. She

said she's heard from women and girls

who have said to her, "I didn't realize

this is something I could do." You know

how I know that didn't happen, Megan?

Cuz it's not something they could do cuz

they're not friends with Jeff Bezos,

right? Like, take up space. But the best

part, she wasn't even alone. Gail King

was there. And Lauren Sanchez, aka

Bezos's fiance, was front and center

like it was a bridal shower in orbit.

They branded it as this historic all

female flight. the whole empowered women

empowering women shtick just with more

zero gravity and less substance. Let's

not minimize this. Let's celebrate

female astronaut. That's the other

thing. There has been female astronauts.

Let's not minimize. And while it could

have been a genuine moment for female

astronauts and scientists, it somehow

turned into three rich women floating

around with metaphors and makeup. Katie

even brought a flower with her, a

literal daisy for resilience. like the

universe was waiting for her to sprinkle

meaning across the stars with a daisy in

hand and designer boots on. Take up

space.

[Applause]

Their message for women was take up

space. You guys are taking up too much

space already. And here's the joke.

Nothing happened. No experiments, no

challenges, nothing even remotely

astronauty. It was just a controlled

elevator ride to space and back. But

you'd think she just solved climate

change with the way she talked about

earth and love and spiritual awakening.

Olivia Wild reposted an image of Katie

Perry kissing the ground. She was acting

like she got back from Apollo 13. It's

so much money to go to space. There's a

lot of people who can't even afford

eggs. What are they going to do up there

that has made it better for us down

here? Like girl, you floated for 10

minutes and came back with a monologue.

That's not spiritual growth. That's PR

desperation. And the internet smelled it

from a mile away. People didn't feel

inspired. They felt insulted, but nope.

It flopped harder than her last two

albums combined. Last second they added

me to space. I'm bringing this. It was

in my bag and I was like on the subway

and I got the text and they were like,

"Do you want to go to space?" So the

memes exploded. People roasted the kiss

the ground stunt. Even Joe Rogan got in

on it and absolutely wrecked the whole

thing, calling out the absurdity like it

was performance art. Because let's be

real, this wasn't about science or space

or women in STEM. This was Katy Perry

trying to do a soft rebrand in Zero

Gravity, hoping people would forget that

her music hasn't hit in years and that

no one's really been checking for her

unless she's dressed as a talking

mushroom on TVs. Martha Stewart. God

bless Martha Stewart. You posted

something online because she went up in

a flight that achieved zero gravity. I

boarded a Boeing 727 aircraft called

GeForce 1 and experience what astronauts

feel when they reach zero gravity. She

wanted a comeback moment. She got a

cringe compilation. I swear Joe Rogan

didn't just comment on Katy Perry's

space adventure. He full-on scalped it

with the calm precision of someone

cutting through a birthday cake labeled

delusional. Sitting across from Tim

Dylan, the man didn't even flinch. His

reaction wasn't outrage. It was pure

disbelief. Gail King, upset, had a few

things that she needed to explain to

those of us who don't understand what a

hero she is. And then came the dead pan

question that tore the glittery wrapping

paper right off the stunt. What were her

findings? Joe zoomed in on that with the

precision of a man who's seen too many

TED talks. He called it what it was, a

dead daisy snipped from its life source.

So basically, not a symbol of

resilience, but the opposite, a withered

metaphor clutched by a pop star

pretending she just reinvented

astronautics. There's nothing frivolous

about what we did. Let's see how it went

on board the Blue Origin spacecraft.

[Applause]

[Music]

I got you with her Daisy. I got you,

Flynn. And then came the unspoken slap.

The comparison between Perry and actual

astronauts. Joe didn't have to say

cosplay. You could see it written all

over his face. Real astronauts go

through brutal training, take real

risks, operate real tech, and face the

very real possibility of not coming

back. Katie, she floated around in a

luxury capsule that ran on autopilot and

landed safely like an Amazon Prime

package. No buttons were pushed. No

systems were managed. Just vibes,