LOFI ASMR ASSORTMENT (In My Lap Camera Tapping, Cutting Negative Energy From You, Mouth Sounds+)

[snorts]

>> My little little little

Hello my

My little

My little

Hello

Welcome to

Welcome to

Welcome to

Welcome

to

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome

back. Welcome back. Welcome back.

Welcome

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome

back.

to our Welcome back.

Welcome back.

to our channel. Our channel

channel

Our channel

We've got a little bit of a guest in the

background.

Who's very sleepy baby.

>> [snorts]

>> Who's very sleepy baby right now and

I've got a grumpy

>> [sighs and gasps]

>> uh

our dog

who wants to be let let let out to play

to play

to play

to play

to play

I'll get to her

right after this. Bye.

This is the fit the

Also, I might do a little bit of soft

spoken because we are low five low five

low five low five I've got some long

white socks on.

Oh my gosh. She's so funny.

She's got these long white white socks

with

these socks.

I don't know

how well you can hear that.

But this is the fit. We've got some

shorts

IN THE BACKGROUND.

THIS IS THE FIT THE FIT.

>> [snorts]

>> AND THAT IS LOUIS Theroux t-shirt

that I got on clearance for

$3 $3 $3 $3 $3. That's actually what the

same age. Same age.

A

S M

R I was going to say

S

M

>> [groaning]

>> Um

She's so grumpy.

I debated if I should have worn my pink

pink pink cowgirl hat.

pink cowgirl hat

But to me I decided that I feel like

this looks more like I don't know

cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy

I need to get a brown brown

uh cowgirl hat cowgirl hat.

I have pink and black

and like a neutral color. It's not brown

but it's tan.

It's not really a cowgirl hat. It's more

like a sun hat. You know what I mean?

So I need

a brown

cowgirl cowgirl cowgirl cowgirl

I thought we could use some brown ON THE

FOR YOU FOR YOU

SO THAT MAKES BROWN ON THE CAMERA.

SO THAT

DOES THAT STRIKE your fancy? Does that

brown strike your fancy?

I love how if someone asked me like what

is essential If you guys just put your

thinking cap on thinking thinking cap

thinking cap on you would not be able to

guess like oh what is vital? What is

vital to

BBSMR's setup setup setup?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

This candle is vital to my setup.

This house candle is vital to the setup.

And this Funko Pop is vital

very vital

absolute necessity.

She's so grumpy.

She's so GRUMPY GRUMPY BABY.

CAN I SCRATCH THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD? IS

THAT OKAY?

OKAY.

SHE JUST HOLDS THE LOTUS LOTUS.

DO YOU LIKE THE FRONT OR THE BACK? The

front

the FRONT

ALSO

NOBODY BETTER TALK ABOUT NOBODY better

mention or

or even mention nobody nobody

NOBODY

BETTER TO

THE FACT that these shorts are a size

too small.

They were supposed to be my size and I

bought three pairs, three different

pairs, three three three three three

three three pairs, different pairs

because

they were my size. They were my size but

technically

I always forget I always forget I always

forget every place every place that has

different sizes. And it's very annoying

it's very annoying for for me. So these

were too small too small too small too

small

and they shouldn't be

but they they fit it's just like

I couldn't get one of the buttons to

button

and I can't get one button on a good day

with no nails. I have these bad boys on.

And I was trying to get

I was trying to get my zipper but I

couldn't. So I have my zipper like my

fly is half down.

It's fine it's fine it's fine.

That's why I wore a belt to try and

disguise it. You know I was going to

wear this belt anyways but you know it's

like hey this belt can kind of this belt

this belt can kind of

like you know what I mean disguise it

disguise it. You can't you can't really

tell you can't really tell you can't

really tell.

Um that I

have a bit of a dry dry dry today.

I got dry dry dry dry about like

say like 3 hours

30 minutes 30 minutes 30 minutes

and I'll never be probably be more.

traffic traffic traffic

But but but it's okay it's OKAY IT'S

OKAY.

HIT THE ROAD JACK AND DON'T YOU COME

BACK NO more no more no more.

Do you like that? Do you like TO BE

DEAD?

HE BARKED AT HIM AND THEN

HE SAID THOSE KISSES ARE RESERVED for

me.

Those kisses are reserved for me ma'am.

Those kisses are reserved for me.

Do you have one light behind you? Do you

have one light behind you? Should I turn

the light down a little bit?

Turn it down a little bit.

Sorry sorry about that sorry about that.

You're falling you're falling you're

falling. Oh no.

The tape

it's broken.

I've got these pretty little

crafting scissors I used to

scrapbook with scrapbook with.

But yeah I can trim a little bit of your

negative energy with them.

Yeah just a little.

A little bit of cord cutting

a little bit of cord cutting a little

bit of cord cutting a little bit of cord

cutting

cord cutting

cord cutting. See this little bugger

right here?

We were beefing yesterday. We were

beefing yesterday because because

because

I had a I had a lamp yesterday. I had a

little

a little mushroom lamp that I had for

years now

and that mushroom lamp

is no longer with us.

You may be asking how and why what could